Summary:

“Hang on!” He cries out, near dropping the plate and coke onto the table and spilling its contents on the wood surface as he stares at Shane’s face in horror. “Where are your freckles!?” Shane’s glorious, beautiful, sexy-as-all-hell freckles were no longer there upon his cheeks. In its place was smooth, pale, freckle-less skin. Ilya felt his world shattering around him. After a fight, Shane gives Ilya the ultimate punishment: No more freckles. Based off that meme: "What if i marry Svetlana?" "And what if I get rid of my freckles?"