Summary:

“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.