Summary:

“This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

“So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

“I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

“You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

Ilya Rozanov needs a home.