Summary:

This is not the time for a full-blown sexuality crisis. Not with both J.J. and Hayden near. Yet Shane feels like that’s exactly where it’s going.

“Roz,” Svetlana says with a grin on her face, “this is J.J. and Shane. They are hockey players for the Montreal Voyageurs.”

“Okay,” the man called Roz replies, seemingly unsure what to do with that information. He definitely isn’t impressed. “And they want tattoos, yes?”

The Voyageurs win their third Stanley Cup. J.J., Hayden and Shane wonder about the definition of a dynasty and get a specialists' opinion about tattoos. Shane meets a mysterious tattoo artist named Roz and gets too honest about hockey life.

Or: the tattoo artist Ilya AU that no one asked for.