Summary:

Five times Ilya Rozanov does something stupid to get himself transferred out of Boston. And the one time the team offers a trade of their own.

OR

When Shane Hollander is outed three years into his MLH career and unceremoniously dumped by his team, Ilya Rozanov sees an opportunity. Hoping the crush he’s been harbouring since he was seventeen might not be completely unrequited, he sets off an insane plan to get himself too transferred to the only team in MLH desperate enough to sign players with similar scandal under their belts. The Ottawa Centaurs.