Summary:

“Wait,” Haas finally chimed in, holding up a hand. “You were so afraid of being caught you bought a building to hook up in?”

“…Yes?” Shane answered.

Haas went a little pale. “You must have been so scared.” The mood had suddenly changed. No one thought it was funny anymore.

Shane sat up a little. “…Yes? It could have ended both of our careers. Almost ended both of our careers. And not to mention, Ilya still had a Russian passport. It was fucking terrifying.”

Luca’s face fell. “That is so sad. I’m so sorry.”

Or:
A humorous game of sharing funny sexual exploits among friends turns into Shane and Ilya’s friends attempting to convince them that the entire secret part of their relationship was at least a little bit traumatic.