Summary:

After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. Luckily for him and Shane, Shane is very paranoid (though can you still call it paranoia when the doomscenario you were preparing for actually happens), and Ilya has (very dutifully) deleted every text between them. So there shouldn't be anything to expose...right?!

But if there's nothing to expose, why did a B-rate-podcast announce they will discuss Ilya Rozanov's best kept secret on their upcoming episode?

Set in Jan, 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic.