Preface

People Who Know (Who's With Who?)
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/80768726.

Rating:: Mature
Archive Warning:: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:: M/M
Fandoms:: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
Relationship:: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Characters:: Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Jackie Pike, Hayden Pike, Rose Landry, Svetlana Vetrova, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
Additional Tags:: Social Media, Texting, Texting Fic, Twitter, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Shane Hollander Is a Menace, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Coming Out, specifcally coming out on their OWN TERMS thank you very much, Post-Episode: s01e06 The Cottage (Heated Rivalry), Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, maybe ooc but i like all my characters a little unhinged ok
Language:: English
Series:: Part 1 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
Stats:: Published: 2026-03-07 Words: 4,116 Chapters: 1/1

People Who Know (Who's With Who?)

by ronbin

Summary

To make Shane & Ilya's relationship less noticeable on stan twitter, their friends agree to fan the flames of some other ships.

Featuring: Ilya & Hayden being forced to flirt online, everyone inviting themselves to an orgy with Shane, & the Boston Raiders making sure everyone knows this is a JOKE, seriously, they're just joking, guys.

Notes

This is my first Heated Rivalry fic (and first fic with a work skin, pls let me know if anything looks funky). I have read all the books but this fic is heavily based on the TV series (even if it is an AU).

Shoutout to Alyssa for helping make this fic funnier and also for helping me find good photos to use in the tweets/pfps. (love you lots). Images do not belong to me, credit to image owners!

Also: no AI here, gross ew barf, I didn't use any, don't interact with this with AI or feed it anywhere please and thank youuuuuu

See the end of the work for more notes

People Who Know (Who's With Who?)

Shane has started a group chat: People Who Know

Hayden: oh my god, it's not just me and jackie who know?

Marleau: heyyyyy

Jackie: 😂

Scott Hunter: ???
Scott Hunter: people who know what?

Lily 💕🥰: that shane and i are fucking???

Shane: Ilya.

Lily 💕🥰: sorry. that shane and i are in love 🥰😍🙏🍑

Scott Hunter: I definitely didn't know that?????????
Scott Hunter: What the fuck???

Lily 💕🥰: hunter we arranged a hookup right in front of you at asg 2011
Lily 💕🥰: hunter we fucked in room next to you
Lily 💕🥰: loudly
Lily 💕🥰: hunter is losing memories in his old age 💔

Shane: 🤦‍♂️
Shane: you also chirped me about it??? we fought??

Lily 💕🥰: yeah you did 🥵 next fight invite me

Scott Hunter: Holy shit??
Scott Hunter: Wait, I remember someone having loud sex next door to me at that all star game. I did not know it was you???

Marleau: shit can everyone drop their names? the only ones i have are rozanov and hollander

Scott Hunter: Scott Hunter.

Hayden: Hayden Pike

Rose: Rose Landry

Sveta: Svetlana Vetrova

Jackie: Jackie Pike

Marleau: wait, what the fuck? rose landry? hi rose landry om g i love you

Rose: hi, unknown number

Marleau: this is Cliff Marleau sorry

Rose: hi cliff

Marleau: this is the best day of my life
Marleau: thank you hollander
Marleau: thank you rose landry

Shane: chill out please
Shane: okay i started this chat for a reason
Shane: scott you know now so you can stay
Shane: or you can go but please don't tell anyone about me and ilya

Lily 💕🥰: lmao

Scott Hunter: I won't tell. I am in shock, but I won't tell

Shane: i was on twitter and i saw that there are several people who think ilya and i are together
Shane: like, they ship us, like we're fictional characters
Shane: they call us hollanov

Marleau: HOLLLANOVVVV i love it

Marleau changed the chat name to Hollanov Shippers

Shane: have any of you seen this? how serious do we think this is

Hayden: oh no, it's totally normal
Hayden: hockey fans just do this
Hayden: there are shayden shippers too

Lily 💕🥰: what is shayden.

Hayden: it's the ship name for me and shane

Lily 💕🥰: no.

Hayden: yeah it's gross ik, but there are definitely shayden shippers out there, jackie came across them a few years back

Lily 💕🥰: NO.

Marleau: pretty sure there are some people shipping me & roz too

Lily 💕🥰: aww marley we'd be so cute together

Shane: ???

Rose: yeah shane i wouldn't worry about it, it's kind of icky but it's very common for people to ship celebrities together
Rose: like they might recognize you and ilya have chemistry, but they don't actually think you're together
Rose: or some of them might but like they don't have any proof they just like thinking about you together

Shane: oh.
Shane: that's kind of sweet actually?

Lily 💕🥰: baby we have chemistry

Jackie: as much chemistry as hayden and shane LMAO

Hayden: jackie don't omg

Lily 💕🥰: hayden pike i am going to kill you

Hayden: you don't see shane threatening marleau!!!

Lily 💕🥰: yes because shane is perfect angel

Sveta: Ilyushka you realize that the more people shipping shayden, the less people think hollanov is real

Lily 💕🥰: hollanov IS real.

Sveta: i thought you didn't want anyone to know this???

Lily 💕🥰: ugh
Lily 💕🥰: ughhhhhhhh
Lily 💕🥰: fine
Lily 💕🥰: will not kill hayden
Lily 💕🥰: yet

Shane: interesting
Shane: so if…theoretically…hayden and i fanned the flames a little bit
Shane: hollanov would be less noticeable?

Lily 💕🥰: baby no 😭

Shane: i know i know
Shane: but like you see what i'm saying?

Lily 💕🥰: ugghhh yes
Lily 💕🥰: but if you and hayden do this, me and cliff do this too

Shane: yes!!
Shane: what if we just… encourage all the ships a little bit
Shane: and if we're encouraging them
Shane: then people will just think we're joking, they won't realize one of the ships is real

Scott Hunter is typing

Lily 💕🥰: hunter you do not have to participate

Scott Hunter is typing

Scott Hunter: …
Scott Hunter: Thanks.

Marleau: lmaooooo this is gonna be so fun
Marleau: okay so pike/hollander, me/rozanov, who else?

Rose: i'm so in for this, seems like fun. i can just flirt with all of you

Jackie: if hayden gets shane, can i get rose?

Sveta: yes i want rose too
Sveta: shane & ilya should flirt too, we can't ignore hollanov

Lily 💕🥰: 🥰😍😍😍

Hayden Pike
@haydenpike

So proud of @shanehollander24 for an incredible game tonight! ❤️

8:14 AM · Jan 2, 2018

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Jan 2
Replying to @haydenpike

Thanks bro ❤️❤️

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elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 2
Replying to @shanehollander24

y'all can't convince me they're just friends

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 2
Replying to @shaydennnn

two red hearts?? shane is never beating the shayden allegations

jordan @creekster · Sept 5
Replying to @pikepikepike

y'all are so gross 😭 they're friends and teammates

jordan @creekster · Jan 2
Replying to @pikepikepike

also hayden pike is MARRIED with a WIFE and SEVERAL CHILDREN

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 2
Replying to @creekster

and??

gianna @shayden24 · Jan 2
Replying to @creekster

jackie pike is literally a beard

hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Jan 2
Replying to @shayden24

a beard with FOUR KIDS???? genuinely: whose kids do you think they are, if not hayden's??

gianna @shayden24 · Jan 2
Replying to @metrosssssssssssss

who knows!!! who cares!! they could be ilya rozanov's kids for all it matters

Jackie Pike
@jackietweetsnow

the allegations are true!!! my husband hayden is in love with shane hollander. all four of my kids were fathered by @IlyaRozanov81. Please respect our decision to raise them together while Rozanov lives in Boston.

9:17 AM · Jan 3, 2018

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gianna @shayden24 · Jan 3
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

I'M SCREAMINGGGG WHO TOLD JACKIE PIKE ABOUT STAN TWITTER

hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Jan 3
Replying to @shayden24

y'all were all up in hayden's mentions 😭😭 i fear this one is on you gi

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 3
Replying to @metrosssssssssssss

i'm deadddd why did rozanov retweet this 🤣

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 3
Replying to @shaydennnn

lmaooooooooooo shayden confirmed jackinov confirmed

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 3
Replying to @pikepikepike

ok if we're gonna joke about jackie pike and ILYA ROZANOV please let's do a better ship name than JACKINOV WTF

Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 3
Replying to @shaydennnn

#jackinovisreal

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elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 3
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

ILYA ROZANOV WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN METROS STAN TWITTER

Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 3
Replying to @shaydennnn

replying to mother of my children jackie pike duh

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Chat: Hollanov Shippers

Hayden: okay why is rozanov pretending to be the father of my children!!!!!!!

Lily 💕🥰: Jackie started it

Hayden: jackie why

Jackie: they know it's a joke!!! it was a tweet from a fan and i thought the idea was to encourage these silly ships

Lily 💕🥰: pike you are just mad because i am better father than you are
Lily 💕🥰: my children will be such beautiful hockey players, is in my DNA

Hayden: YOUR DNA IS NOT IN MY DAMN CHILDREN

Lily 💕🥰: #jackinovisreal

Hayden: AND WHY DOES YOUR SHIP NAME SOUND LIKE JACKING OFF
Hayden: @Rose wasn't Jackie supposed to be shipped with you

Rose: right, sorry

Jackie Pike
@jackietweetsnow

9:17 AM · Jan 3, 2018

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 5
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

i thought i was the father?

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hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

FDSJKLFJSKLJFKLSDJKLJK not shane hollander's girlfriend coming in here 🤣

Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

shoot, guess i need a paternity test

Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

go away rose, what you and jackie pike have is not real, she is mine

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 5
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

you wanna fight???

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

https:/youtube.com/FKLDIP/ilya-rozanov-top-ten-fights-compilation

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 5
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

if anyone is going to fight over my wife it's ME

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 5
Replying to @haydenpike

go away, this isn't about you

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 5
Replying to @haydenpike

go fuck your best friend shane, hayden

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elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

shayden is real shayden is REALLLLL

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 5
Replying to @shaydennnn

ilysm elia but

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 5
Replying to @shaydennnn

you know they're joking right??

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 5
Replying to @pikepikepike

yeah i do not care at all

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 5
Replying to @pikepikepike

let me live in my delusions

jj boiziau @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii · Jan 5
Replying to @landryrose

what the fuck is going on here

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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

let's go raiderssssssss

8:14 AM · Jan 10, 2018

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Cliff Marleau @marleau12 · Jan 10
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 10
Replying to @marleau12

😏😏💦💦💦

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bree @rozysgirl · Jan 5
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

oh my god????

eat my ass @raiderslover81 · Jan 10
Replying to @rozysgirl

rozleau is that you????

ilu raiders @brickedupbritt · Jan 10
Replying to @raiderslover81

like realistically, they are trolling us. masterful. BUT. UNREALISTICALLY. this is amazing and rozleau is real lfjdskjafklds

Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 10
Replying to @marleau12

back off @marleau12

bree @rozysgirl · Jan 10
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

listen girl we all want rozy okay let cliff have him if we can't 😭

Cliff Marleau @marleau12 · Jan 10
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

he's mine. jeez jackie just bc he fathered your children doesn't mean he's yours

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bree @rozysgirl · Jan 10
Replying to @marleau12

wait a damn minute WHO IS THIS JACKIE

bree @rozysgirl · Jan 10
Replying to @marleau12

y'all i just did a full stalk and that is jackie pike wife of hayden pike player on montreal metros

eat my ass @raiderslover81 · Jan 10
Replying to @rozysgirl

what in the actual fuck is going on

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 10
Replying to @raiderslover81

hey raiders stans 😭 hello from the metros stans 😭 we also don't know what's going on

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 10
Replying to @pikepikepike

the crossover in the raiders metros cinematic universe is going crazy rn

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 10
Replying to @shaydennnn

you mean the MLH?

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 10
Replying to @pikepikepike

i said what i said

hollanov updates
@hollanov

there has been an uptick in tweets across the raiders and metros teams. from everyone EXCEPT for rozanov and hollander. in this essay i will-

6:14 PM · Jan 12, 2018

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elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 12
Replying to @hollanov

girl only you would see everyone flirting but hollanov and use that as proof of hollanov

hollanov updates @hollanov · Jan 12
Replying to @shaydennnn

i am delulu ikt BUT… if they want to take the heat off of hollanov, "confirming" a bunch of other ships is not a bad idea……..

sarah @holllover · Jan 12
Replying to @hollanov

no no where's the essay

Shane Hollander
@shanehollander24

early morning workouts

8:14 AM · Jan 21, 2018

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joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 21
Replying to @shanehollander24

sorry but is shane BENCHING HAYDEN PIKE at 0:29?????!!!!

Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 21
Replying to @shanehollander24

get the fuck away from my man @haydenpike

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 21
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

jealousy doesn't look good on you rozanov

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Jan 21
Replying to @haydenpike

boys, boys, please don't fight, there's enough of me for both of you

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 21
Replying to @shanehollander24

enough for me too?

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Svetlana Vetrova @svetasvetasveta · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

i thought we had something special :(

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 21
Replying to @svetasvetasveta

you're right baby i'm sorry :(

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Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

i thought we had something special too..??

Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 21
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

you me & sveta, threesome?

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Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

perf

Svetlana Vetrova @svetasvetasveta · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

can't wait

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jj boiziau @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

what the fuck is going on here

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jj boiziau @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

isn't rose dating shane??? hayden are you getting a divorce? answer your texts

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Jan 21
Replying to @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii

i'm with svetlana and jackie now actually, shane is with hayden and ilya

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Jan 21
Replying to @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii

@jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii i'll call you

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hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Jan 21
Replying to @shanehollander24

shane are you okay 😭

elianna @shaydennnn · Jan 21
Replying to @landryrose

oh my god what the fuck, shayden confirmed???

hollanov updates @hollanov · Jan 21
Replying to @shaydennnn

and also hollanov confirmed???

sarah @holllover · Jan 21
Replying to @hollanov

please don't tell me #shaylanov is a thing now

bree @rozysgirl · Jan 21
Replying to @holllover

the fuck is going on bahahahaha they are so good at trolling i hate it i love it i hope they never stop

Chat: Hollanov Shippers

Shane added JJ Boiziau to the chat

Hayden: JJ!!!! Welcome!
Hayden: So glad you finally know

JJ Boiziau: i hate all of you so much oh my god
JJ Boiziau: you all are actually insane

Lily 💕🥰: yes we all hate hayden too don't worry

Shane: Ilya.

Lily 💕🥰: yes my love?

Hayden: thanks shane
Hayden: hey i met a cool gay guy at the bar the other day, very cute, i could set you up

Lily 💕🥰: 👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪

Shane: Hayden.

Hayden: i'm just sayingggg

Jackie: so shane and i have been talking, and we're both sick of the two of you being total dicks to each other

Scott Hunter: Does this conversation have to happen in a group chat?

Shane: scott i told you you could leave if you wanted

Jackie: you know how when the twins aren't getting along, we force them to spend some quality time together?

Hayden: jackie no don't do this

Shane: don't worry, we're not going to make you hang out
Shane: just thirst tweet each other

Hayden: NOOOOO

Lily 💕🥰: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Jackie: no thirst tweets, no blow jobs. that goes for both of you

JJ Boiziau: oh my god

Rose: 🤣🤣🤣

Hayden: …fine

Lily 💕🥰: do not worry baby i will thirst tweet hayden so good you will not have to stop blowjobs for single minute

Sveta: hahahahahaha

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Hayden Pike may be 15th best Metros player but is second hottest 🔥

6:23 PM · Jan 22, 2018

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 22
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

thanks rozanov

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 22
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

wait. dick

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 22
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

this can NOT be good enough to stop the blow job ban

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 22
Replying to @haydenpike

😏

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bree @rozysgirl · Jan 22
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

what blowjob ban. WHAT BLOWJOB BAN

joanna @pikepikepike · Jan 22
Replying to @rozysgirl

what does this mean 😭

hollanov updates @hollanov · Jan 22
Replying to @pikepikepike

more importantly… who does rozy think the first hottest metros player is?? 😇

Cliff Marleau
@marleau12

love this guy

6:06 AM · Jan 29, 2018

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Jan 29
Replying to @marleau12

love you too ❤️ bang later?

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Cliff Marleau @marleau12 · Jan 29
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

you know it

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 29
Replying to @marleau12

hot

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Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 29
Replying to @haydenpike

we can't both be thirsting over ilya, hayden.

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Jan 29
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

fine, but it's my turn then

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Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Jan 29
Replying to @haydenpike

fine.

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Shane Hollander
@shanehollander24

new shoot.

7:14 AM · Feb 2, 2018

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 2
Replying to @shanehollander24

🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦💦💦

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 2
Replying to @shanehollander24

want to eat you

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Feb 2
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

then do it

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hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 2
Replying to @shanehollander24

sCREAMINGGG i know they're trolling us i know they're trolling us i know they're trolling us but actually i don't care at all. new rpf posted on ao3, link in bio

Cliff Marleau @marleau12 · Feb 2
Replying to @shanehollander24

🥵🥵@shanehollander24 @IlyaRozanov81 threesome?

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Hayden Pike @haydenpike · Feb 2
Replying to @marleau12

make it a foursome?

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Jackie Pike @jackietweetsnow · Feb 2
Replying to @haydenpike

fivesome?

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Svetlana Vetrova @svetasvetasveta · Feb 2
Replying to @jackietweetsnow

sixsome?

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Rose Landry @landryrose · Feb 2
Replying to @svetasvetasveta

sevensome?

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 2
Replying to @landryrose

what you describing is orgy. but yes, fine. after am done with shane, will share

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jj boiziau @jjjjjjjjjjjjboiiiiiii · Feb 2
Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

i hate you all so much. you have no idea

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Boston Raiders
@BostonRaidersMLH

While it's fun to joke around, the Boston Raiders and Montreal Metros would like to confirm that despite some joke "thirst tweets," none of our players are in romantic or sexual relationships with each other, with anyone on opposing teams, or with opposing team players' partners.

9:00 AM · Feb 3, 2018

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hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Feb 3
Replying to @BostonRaidersMLH

i just know they're tired 😂

gianna @shayden24 · Feb 3
Replying to @metrosssssssssssss

okay but genuinely: if they are all in a big hockey orgy that actually explains so much about the last few weeks.

elianna @shaydennnn · Feb 3
Replying to @shayden24

it would lmao but that can NOT be what's happening

hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 3
Replying to @shaydennnn

like it can't be. but…

sarah @holllover · Feb 3
Replying to @hollanov

but……..

eat my ass @raiderslover81 · Feb 3
Replying to @holllover

….but….

bree @rozysgirl · Feb 3
Replying to @raiderslover81

………..but………

ilu raiders @brickedupbritt · Feb 3
Replying to @rozysgirl

……………..BUT….

joanna @pikepikepike · Feb 3
Replying to @brickedupbritt

…..BUUUUUUUUUTTTTT…….

Chat: Hollanov Shippers

Shane: so ilya and i have been talking

Hayden: and???

Shane: and we think we wanna come out

Hayden: oh thank fucking god

Scott Hunter: Jesus Fucking Christ, finally

JJ Boiziau: thank fuck

Rose: FINALLYYYYYY

Sveta: 😂😂😂 about time

Hayden: you know i would do anything for you but i am at my limit

Shane: yeah, sorry. thanks guys for keeping up with it. we'll take it from here lol

Shane Hollander
@shanehollander24

I would like to state on the record that I am not involved in an ongoing orgy with Metros, Raiders, and our partners.

I am, however, in a committed, monogamous relationship with one person, who happens to fall into one of those categories.

10:34 AM · Feb 4, 2018

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hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 4
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you're evil for not just telling us you know that right

Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Feb 4
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sorry hollanov updates! had to let you all stew a little longer

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hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 4
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so are you saying… it's…

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Feb 4
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i am not saying anything… yet 😇

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elianna @shaydennnn · Feb 4
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okay but is it….

hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Feb 4
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he's just gonna confirm his relationship with rose landry i just know it

elianna @shaydennnn · Feb 4
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they have not been seen together in OVER a year i don't think they were ever together in the first place

hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Feb 4
Replying to @shaydennnn

and shayden was??? 💀

elianna @shaydennnn · Feb 4
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…. fair

hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 4
Replying to @shaydennnn

okay but the options seem to be rozanov, marleau, pike, pike's wife, rose landry, and svetlana vetrova. sooo…. which one of these is the most likely

hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Feb 4
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it's gotta be rose lmao. or ig svetlana??

hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 4
Replying to @metrosssssssssssss

nah it's rozanov for sure. just wait

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Sorry for leading everyone else on… heart belongs to my fiance love of my life @shanehollander24

6:14 AM · Feb 5, 2018

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Feb 5
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I love you so much. I can't wait to be your husband.

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 5
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😍😍🥰🥰💍🍆🍑💦

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elianna @shaydennnn · Feb 5
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…..@hollanov

hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 5
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I WILL NEVER BEO KAY AGAIN

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sarah @holllover · Feb 5
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WE WERE RIGHT. WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG. also, they are so cute together what the fuck seeing it for real is something else frkslkfklsdjla;

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hallie r @metrosssssssssssss · Feb 5
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welp i stand corrected!! @hollanov @holllover how does it feel to be on top of the world??

hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 5
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I AM THE MOST VINDICATED WOMAN ON EARTH

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 5
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we love you hollanov updates

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hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 5
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i... i love you both too... hi

Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 5
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you write good fan fiction. very good reading. next time should add more ass eating

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hollanov updates @hollanov · Feb 5
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! yes sir, subscribe on ao3 for updates

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Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 · Feb 5
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Ilya.

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · Feb 5
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😇

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Boston Raiders
@BostonRaidersMLH

So… turns out we were wrong. Congrats to our captain @IlyaRozanov81 on his engagement to … and it hurts to tag a Metro… @shanehollander24.

Boston Raiders @BostonRaidersMLH · Feb 3

7:14 PM · Feb 5, 2018

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Afterword

End Notes

Hope you liked!! I plan to write more HR stuff! <3

Workskin credit to starskin. This took me 6x longer to code than it did to write, please someone tell me it was worth it haha

UPDATE: this is now housed in a series where i'll be adding more social media/texting AUs (soon?? idk, they're WIPs right now!)

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