Preface
fellas is it gay to call bro sexy?
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85428411.
- Rating:
- Teen And Up Audiences
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationships:
- Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Ilya Rozanov
- Additional Tags:
- Himbo Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, text leak, Twitter, Social Media, author is not on stan twitter sry i do my best, Fuck AI, Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, specifically cliff and ilya, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov Friendship, LGBTQ Ally Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, or arguably - Freeform, Bisexual Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, up to interpretation!!, Texting, Crack, references to sex and threesomes but nothing happens on screen? lmk if i need to change the rating tho
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 3 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-05-24 Words: 1,672 Chapters: 1/1
fellas is it gay to call bro sexy?
Summary
Rozanov: need your big dick at my place tn
Rozanov: 7pmMarley: i'll be there π¦π
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Ilya Rozanov's texts get leaked. Fortunately, his texts with Jane fly (mostly) under the radar. His texts with Cliff... not so much.
Notes
this fic is directly inspired by eugeniedanglars hilarious tumblr post β written with permission! i don't think i covered everything in this idea but hopefully it is still fun<3
thank you to good_day_stingray for the support and love on this one!
side note that this happens during ilya's last year with boston! he's kept his jane texts scrubbed enough to not be identifying.
fellas is it gay to call bro sexy?
Benji Tweets @ra1d3rslut
y'all i was just on reddit and someone is claiming they hacked ilya rozanov's texts π
[reddit-link]
rail me rozy @rrozysgrl
#rozphoneleak 90% of his texts being former hookups trying to link up again lolllllll
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
i feel like it's kinda surprising that he didn't respond to any of them???
β rail me rozy @rrozysgrl
π€·ββοΈ i dont think he has a problem pulling lol he doesnt need to resort to old hookups
sarah loves hockey @saraiders2
i'm digging thru the #rozphoneleak and uh⦠are roz and marleau together???
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
sorry WHAT
sarah loves hockey @saraiders2
like can we take a moment?
[FOUR SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Marley: hey sexy come to my place i'll show you a good time π¦ππ
Rozanov: busy π
Marley: boooo
Marley: tomorrow?
Rozanov: yes π¦
β
Marley: you coming to the bar tn?
Marley: wanna choke on that thick cock
Rozanov: on my way π¦π¦π¦
Marley: fuck yeah
β
Rozanov: need your big dick at my place tn
Rozanov: 7pm
Marley: i'll be there π¦π
β
Marley: damnnnnn ur anal game is good
Marley: u gotta teach me some tricks
Rozanov: watch and learn next time
Marley: i'll do my best π₯΅
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
HELLO??????
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
OH M Y GOD?
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
LIKE
β sarah loves hockey @saraiders2
to be fair the anal one is from yeeeaaars ago. but STILL
boston babe @raidurzz
okay so are we going to talk about how our two best players are fucking each other? or
β Jason @JasonTavers
THE LEAKS ARE PROBABLY FAKE!!!! don't legitimize them
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
then why has NO ONE put out a statement π
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
@BostonRaidersMLH @IlyaRozanov81 @MarleauOfficial HELLO????
go raiders! @nataliatwitts
the only people rozanov replies to are his brother, cliff marleau, svetlana vetrova, and some chick named jane
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
his brother seems like a dickkkk
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
yeah:// i feel bad for rozanov like no wonder he's an asshole
β Ilya Fucking Rozanov β @IlyaRozanov81
wrong. am asshole on purpose not from shit family
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
UM HI???
β go raiders! @nataliatwitts
@IlyaRozanov81 hey are you and marleau banging?
*liked by Ilya Rozanov*
Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
fellas is it gay to call bro sexy
β Mar @13hock3y
YES
β sita @sitafie
it's pretty gay bud
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
so is this confirming the leak is real?? or
roz π marleau @rozleauver
ok guys yk i have been shipping rozleau since 2011 but i didn't ACTUALLY THINK THEY WERE TOGETHER. #rozleaureal
β alex π @boston4life
they're not actually together tho??
β sita @sitafie
you're joking right? "wanna choke on that thick cock" #rozleaureal
β alex π @boston4life
straight guys just talk like that!! they're bros
β alex π @boston4life
also like those screenshots are sus sure but if u actually read the leaks their texts are mostly planning parties and shit about practice times and stick tape
β alex π @boston4life
have you seen the texts with jane?? 90% sexting
β sita @sitafie
ok and? have YOU seen the porn links??????????
sita @sitafie
directing your attention toβ¦.
[FOUR SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Rozanov: [porn-link]
Rozanov: [porn-link]
Marley: π₯
β
Marley: [porn-link]
Marley: next time?
Rozanov: sure ππ
β
Marley: [porn-link]
Marley: ik u like ur girls w freckles
Rozanov: π
β
Marley: [porn-link]
Marley: eyyy this guy looks like you hah π
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
oh my god????
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
i took one for the team and dug up all the porn links. most of these were het sex β with the exception of "next time?" which was a devils triangle
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
specifically double penetration, soo⦠do with that information what you will
Ilya Fucking Rozanov β @IlyaRozanov81
have been told i must make boring statement. no, i am not fucking marly. ok, bye
β sita @sitafie
hey king wanna talk about marley's big dick?
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
does marleau know you're not dating? just a question
β donovan @donulev1
how was "next time" with marleau?
β jessie!! @h0ckeyb1tch
okay but you USED to fuck, yes???
Jennifer Loren @jenniferloren
I had a threesome in 2015 with Cliff Marleau and Ilya Rozanov. I don't remember the exact date but I'm pretty sure it was right around when the infamous anal text was sent. And yes - Rozanov's anal game was indeed good.
β Bryce @brycej2009
clout chaser
β sita @sitafie
how do we know this is legit??
β Jennifer Loren @jenniferloren
You don't, I guess. It's not like we made a sex tape. But Marleau still follows me on Twitter, so.
β boston babe @raidurzz
i just checked and he doesβ¦. so maybe they just do threesomes?
β Mar @13hock3y
that's still pretty fucking gay
β alex π @boston4life
neither of them are gay. it's not gay to fuck a woman. again, have you seen the texts with jane?
Jake Connors β @Connors21
seriously marleau talks like this to everyone. roz and marly are not dating π€£π€£π€£
[TWO SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Marleau: get your sexy ass over 2 my place 2nite
Marleau: π
π
π
β
Marleau: where ur dick at
Marleau: miss it big time
Connors: with my girl sorry bro
Marleau: she can come 2 π
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
β boston babe @raidurzz
ohhh so he's just. like that.
β next cup when?? @bostonbitch2
marleau omfgπππ
β gooo boston @offtheicebitch
@Connors21 does he send you porn links too
β Jake Connors β @Connors21
@offtheicebitch sometimes, yes π¬π«£
Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
theres nothing wrong with being gay!! i personally am not, love roz like a brother, all respect to gay dudes tho #betthatanalgamestrongaf #lovewins #bears #ally
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
quick q, so did you have a threesome with roz? or nah
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
which time? ππ
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
taking this as a yes?! #rozleaureal
β Mar @13hock3y
this has me genuinely questioning like are straight guys often having 3somes with each other? i thought straight guys always wanted 2 girls
β alex π @boston4life
it's not gay for 2 guys to have a 3some with 1 girl. only gay if the guys like kiss or such each other's dicks or something
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
ur buddies must not be as sexy as mine, brother π not gay to make out w roz, that guy is a beauty π₯΅
β alex π @boston4life
ok u guys might be right about this actually. #rozleaureal but only in that they're too dumb to know that it is
β claireee @clairifie
THE BEARS HASHTAG??
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
@MarleauOfficial have you ever heard the term "bisexual" ?? i am begging you to look it up
Maggi π½ @maggiturner
everyone's talking about #rozleaureal meanwhile i'm thirsting for svetlana and jane. i love these girls talking hockey and making fun of rozy i hope they know each other irl and are good friends
β Svetlana Vetrova β @svetaveta
ilyusha refuses to introduce me π jane if you see this, steal my number from him please
jenna xx @xoxojennayo
jane is a menace FKSDJL have y'all seen these texts
[FOUR SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Jane: omg did you see the admirals game
Jane: so embarrassing to watch
Jane: defense absolutely fell apart in the second period
Jane: is limerin like actively dying? he could barely skate
Rozanov: yes i saw
Rozanov: poor hunter scored a goal tonight and no one noticed
Rozanov: too busy making sure limerin didnt fall over like baby deer
Jane: lmaoooo
Jane: hunter? scoring a goal in an away game?
Jane: who knew he could even do it
β
Jane: nice hat trick
Jane: oh wait
Rozanov: shut up
Jane: π
β
Jane: you guys sucked tonight
β
Jane: wowwww so he can score
Rozanov: ive literally scored more goals than you
Jane: you literally haven't
Rozanov: depends how you count goals
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
β alex π @boston4life
you dug through their whole thread and didn't include ANY of the sexting which is ARGUABLY FUNNIER
β jenna xx @xoxojennayo
IKIK BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JANE SEXTS RN OK
β laila b @laaterpiller
"depends how you count goals" is this not sexting?
β boston babe @raidurzz
ok but "wow so he can score" MIND YOU THIS IS THE 2ND HIGHEST SCORER IN THE LEAGUE RN jane ilysm
β luke @aklerin
@ScottHunterOfficial @TaylorLimerin90 roz's girl thinks you suck
β jenna xx @xoxojennayo
stopppp why would you tag them π
Benny Oregan β @BennyOregan
hopping on here to confirm that marleau is NOT dating roz. he talks like this to everyone.
[THREE SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED:
Marleau: party 2nite bring that fat ass
Oregan: ass & i will be there
Marleau: can't wait π₯΅π
β
Oregan: what club yall at?
Marleau: south st
Marleau: wear somethin sexy
Oregan: on a scale of button down to no shirt, what's the dress code here?
Marleau: show that whole chest baby
β
Marleau: bring extra clothes tn
Marleau: gonna get you wettttt π¦π¦π¦
Oregan: or i could bring swim trunks?
END OF SCREENSHOTS]
β claireee @clairifie
sorry but these texts are making me fall in love with cliff marleau...
β next cup when?? @bostonbitch2
why are oregan and connors so lame smh⦠rozy is the only one matching his energy
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
fr roz woulda been like "already wet for youπ¦π¦π¦"
*liked by Ilya Rozanov*
β boston babe @raidurzz
cliff marleau has regular threesomes with ilya rozanov. cliff marleau thinks his bros are sexy af. cliff marleau is a loud ally. YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS!!! he is an #icon and that is final
Svetlana Vetrova β @svetaveta
update: i have met jane. i love jane.
β Maggi π½ @maggiturner
YESSS this is the news i needed
β laila b @laaterpiller
jane face reveal pleaseeeee
β Svetlana Vetrova β @svetaveta
no π
Boston Raiders β @BostonRaidersMLH
All of our players will be undertaking a sexual harassment seminar to better understand appropriate language shared between colleagues.
β boston babe @raidurzz
FREE MY BOY @MarleauOfficial
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
nooooo let @MarleauOfficial thirst over his bros π
β claireee @clairifie
probably a good thing π but it genuinely seems like the other players don't mind his antics??
Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
consent to hype my bros?
β Benny Oregan β @BennyOregan
consent granted
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
@BennyOregan jaw could break glass brother!!
β roz π marleau @rozleauver
i take back my reservations on the harassment training. thirsting over his bros with CONSENT iktr
β Jake Connors β @Connors21
granted
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
@Connors21 thighs could crush me bro
β John Carmichael @JCarmichael98
granted
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
@JCarmichael98 ur abs are the stuff of dreams my dude
β Ilya Fucking Rozanov β @IlyaRozanov81
granted π¦
β Cliff Marleau β @MarleauOfficial
@IlyaRozanov81 fattest ass i've ever seen bro
Afterword
End Notes
up next (in this series, anyway): a twin/sequel to this fic where shane's texts leak and ppl think he's in a threesome with hayden and jackie because of their daily "i love you!<3" texts lmao
thank you for reading!!
ps i'm on tumblr!! @ronbinary
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