Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories:

Gen, M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Wyatt Hayes, Harris Drover, Zane Boodram, Luca Haas, Nick Chouinard, Evan Dykstra, Young (Game Changers), Boyle (Game Changers), Troy Barrett, LaPointe (Game Changers), Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Hayden Pike, Kip Grady, Kyle Swift, Fabian Salah

Additional Tags:

Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Established Relationship, Social Media, Shane Hollander Is a Menace, Shane Hollander is a freak, Texting Fic, Autistic Shane Hollander, 5+1 Things, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Supportive Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers), Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Implied Sexual Content, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander gets Ilya Rosanov's Number Tattooed, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Language:

English

Series:

Part 1 of HR 5 + 1

Collections:

my fav gay hockey players, Seekers All Time Great Fics, HollaNov fanfics I Love, No thoughts just gay hockey, The best pairings to bask in, so obsessed i might actually watch hockey, Lazer's Social Media fics, Let Shane Be A Bitch ✨ HBIC, depressed rat’s finished works, TDH Game Changers / Heated Rivalry, Social Media Fics

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Published: 2026-03-23 Words: 1,656 Chapters: 1/1

we got it for life

Summary

5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

Notes

This is just nonsense that made me laugh so here we are

One

HARRIS: Shane? I'm still waiting for your response.

SHANE: Response to what?

HARRIS: I asked everyone to submit songs that make them think of their partner/loved ones for that Valentine's Day playlist post we are working on.

ILYA: Harris

ILYA: My husband does not know music.

SHANE: Shut up.

HAYES: Ah, Shut up by Simple Plan. A Valentines Classic. Very Canadian choice, Hollzy. I approve 👍

HARRIS: Really, any song will do.

SHANE: What song did Ilya pick?

ILYA: Wouldn't you like to know 😉

SHANE: [A YouTube link to the music video for 34 + 35 by Ariana Grande]

WYATT: HOLLZY!

YOUNG: omg

HAAS: 🫣

BOOD: Jesus Christ, Hollzy

HARRIS: 🙅‍♂️NOT SOCIALS APPROPRIATE 🙅‍♂️

HARRIS: Shane..?

LaPOINTE: They're totally boning

HOLMBERG: Get it cap 💀

HAAS: Don't talk about our dads like that!

YOUNG: Hollzy started it 🤷

SHANE: [A YouTube link to the lyrics video for Everywhere, Everything by Noah Kahan]

HARRIS: Oh that's sweet

YOUNG: We're all just gonna move on from

YOUNG: Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it I'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it Even though I'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick Don't need no side dick, no????????

BOOD: Yes

BARRETT: Yes

CHOUINARD: Yes

HAAS: Yes

SHANE: Yes

HAYES: Yeah

ILYA: No 🥵

Two

PIKE: Shane… buddy

SHANE: What's up, Hayd?

PIKE: [A screenshot from Shane's latest Instagram story showing BTS picture of a disheveled Shane at a photoshoot in a pair of white Calvin Klein boxer briefs – he has a hand in his hair and the other is at his hip, gently pushing down the waist of the underwear.]

JJ: Why are you screenshotting pictures of Shane in his skivvies?

PIKE: [The same picture cropped closer to the hip where Shane is pushing down the waistband, showing the number 81 inked onto Shane’s skin.]

SHANE: Oh.

PIKE: Oh? OH??

SHANE: Yeah, oh. What's the issue?

SHANE: I got a tattoo of my husband's number? Lots of people do it.

JJ: Very WAG coded.

JJ: HAG? HAB? SAP?

SHANE: What would SAP stand for?

JJ: Spouses and Partners

SHANE: Very progressive.

JJ: ✊🏾

PIKE: You got a TATTOO

PIKE: YOU got a tattoo

PIKE: Of Rozanov's number like some kind of BRAND like he OWNS you

SHANE: Yeah 😌.

PIKE: Oh. Ew, Shane.

JJ: AHAHAHA

SHANE: You're making a big deal out of nothing, Hayd. It's a tattoo. I like it. Ilya REALLY likes it. It's hot.

PIKE: 🙉🙈 Shane please!

SHANE: Hayden. I'm autistic, not a prude. My husband and I have sex, big deal.

JJ: CALL TMZ – MARRIED COUPLE GETS FREAKY DETAILS TO FOLLOW

PIKE: I'm going to go bleach my eyes and brain.

SHANE: I'm going to go let Ilya lick my tattoo.

PIKE: SHANE

JJ: 🤣🤣

Three

@puckbuzz 🚨First Husbands of Hockey Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Spotted Celebrating Massive Win Against LA Kings🚨
[Image 1: Photo from the street showing Shane Hollander following Ilya Rozanov into a busy club. He is wearing a pair of fitted white jeans and a black short sleeved collared shirt– the shoulders, across the front and back are sheer lace. His finger is hooked into the belt loop at the back of Ilya’s jeans.]
[Image 2: Taken from inside the club. Ilya is standing behind Shane on a crowded dance floor, his hand is under Shane’s shirt showing a glimpse of the number 81 on his hip.]
[Image 3: Shane is seen pressing Ilya against a wall in a dim corner. His lips are pressed against the side of Ilya’s neck. Ilya's jeans are open, Shane's hand is shoved inside.]

Hollanov Defense Squad | @shaneoishisnameo
OOHHH MY GODD???

My Shalyas | @rozanderrr
fuck he looks so good??? what the fuck? how does it feel the be gods favorite soldier @rozanov81

It's Hole-Ander | @shaneshole09
Practicing his stick handling skills I see 🧐

LET'S GO VOYAGERS | @montreal4life
This is so disgusting. Who behaves like that in public? Good riddance.

The Cup is OURS | @MakeItMakeCents
Oh boo hoo a grown man is having fun with his husband

Hockey Hussy | @centsandsensibility
Touch grass or something my guy

Mrs. Rozanov | @tocanadawithlove
This your guy?
[A photo of Gilbert Comeau in a booth at a Montreal club with his hand between the legs of a woman who is very much not his wife.]

105 Reasons | @hollanov5ever
Someone save this before Mama Hollander scrubs everything

Game Puck | @passmearoundbois
save it to the google drive!!!! we mustn't lose the sacred texts!

Billy is going to the game! | @hockeyisahelluvadrug
Have we ever seen Shane at a club???? Or looking so GOT DAYUM scrumptious????

Connect The Dots | @shanesfreckles
He was photographed years ago out with Rose Landry but he definitely didn't look like he was having this much fun 👀

Shane Hollander | @Hollander24
Several photos were posted of myself and my husband after a game in LA. While obviously we were in a public space some of these photos are of a private moment, not meant to be shared beyond the two of us. It shouldn't be any concern what happens between two consenting adults in a long term relationship within the confines of their own bedroom…
Shane Hollander | @Hollander24
Or club

Ilya Rozanov | @rozanov81
Or car. Or hotel room. Or pool. Or dock. Or home gym. Or trophy room.

Shane Hollander | @Hollander24
I am going to hit you.

Ilya Rozanov | @rozanov81
See if I let you practice your stick handling skills now 😌

Shane Hollander | @Hollander24
You will if I ask very nicely 😇

Harris Drover | @CentaursComms
🚫🚫🚫

Four

KIP: Hey, Shane?

KIP: Have you checked Instagram?

KYLE: Ohhhh 😳

SHANE: I've been at practice all day. What's going on?

KIP: [A screenshot of a photo that Shane shared before practice. He is in a loose white tank top and sage green mid-thigh shorts. It's a mirror selfie from taken in his bedroom.]

SHANE: What am I looking at?

FABIAN: 🫣🫣

KYLE: [The same photo with bright red, shakily drawn circles. One is drawn around the bed behind Shane where there is obviously a leather cuff attached to the headboard. Another is drawn around Shane's very bruised knees at the bottom of the frame. A final smaller circle is drawn in the reflection, showing a mostly empty bottle of… something on the bedside table.]

KYLE: 👏Bravo Mr. Hollander-Rozanov!👏

SHANE: Oh, my god. Fuck.

KIP: Literally

SHANE: I'm afraid to look at the comments. I should just delete the whole post.

KIP: They are… descriptive.

FABIAN: Let me jot a few down as lyric inspo before you delete!!

SHANE: FABIAN

FABIAN: I'm not the one posting kinky photos on main!

ILYA: Who is doing what now?

SHANE: Nothing! No one is doing anything!

KYLE: Your husband is sharing photos letting the world know that you keep him on a short leash 🤣

SHANE: I don't know what you're talking about. The last photo on my Instagram is from two weeks ago!

KIP: [Shares the same photo as before.]

ILYA: 😈😈

Five

SHANE: What is this chat?

BOOD: There was a discussion happening and some people felt that you needed to be involved.

HAYES: Some people are worried.

SHANE: About what? Why isn't Ilya in this chat?

YOUNG: Is he hurting you, Hollzy? You can tell us.

SHANE: WHAT?!

BOYLE: So much for easing him into the conversation 🤦‍♂️

SHANE: What conversation? What the fuck are you all talking about?

HAAS: We have noticed some… bruises.

BARRETT: Not your typical Hockey related bruises.

SHANE: Oh my god

HOLMBERG: It's not like we were LOOKING when you were changing but man Hollzy some of them are bad

CHOUINARD: Real bad

SHANE: Guys…

BOOD: Look, you don't have to say anything you don't want to but we're here for you. Whatever you need.

SHANE: I need you all to shut the fuck up for a second

SHANE: Ilya isn't hurting me…

SHANE: In a way that I do not like

SHANE: Or specifically asked for.

HAAS: 😳

HAYES: Ohhhhh

YOUNG: Holy shit dude

SHANE: Now, if you'll all excuse me. Ilya is waiting to start our show and is looking very confused.

BOOD: Uh… meeting adjourned?

+1

@puckbuzz 🚨LEAKED PHOTOS FROM GALA AFTER PARTY OF HOLLANDER-ROZANOVS GETTING FRISKY🚨
[Photo 1: Slightly fuzzy photo of Shane and Ilya in very nice tuxes, ties and first few shirt buttons undone leaning close in a dimly lit bar. Their faces are flushed and they are smiling widely at each other.]
[Photo 2: Photo from above – Shane is straddling Ilya’s lap. Ilya has a tight grip of Shane’s tie with one hand, holding him close, and the other grabbing a handful of Shane’s ass.]
[Photo 3: Same angle, but Ilya is looking up, making direct eye contact with the camera. He looks unphased.]
[Photo 4: A screenshot of a since deleted Instagram story from Ilya's account. Shane and Ilya are in bed, Shane's head against Ilya's shoulder - he is fast asleep. There is an angry red ring around the base of Shane's neck, his discarded tie is laying nearby on the covers.]

My Shalyas | @rozanderrr
oh OH OKAY

Connect The Dots | @shanesfreckles
This is a lot to take in all at once

Centurion | @centsofself
THATS WHAT SHANE SAYS HIGH FIVE ✋️

Mrs. Rozanov | @tocanadawithlove
we should not be seeing these 🫣 *quietly saves*

Shane Hollander #1 Fan | @metroboy98
This is so gross. Shane was never like this before Rozanov – what a terrible influence.

It's Hole-Ander | @shaneshole09
Baby. Shane is a grown man with yearning bottom eyes. He's exactly where he wants to be.

Ilya Rozanov | @rozanov81
💯

Shane Hollander | @ShaneHollander24
You're the worst and I hate you

Ilya Rozanov | @rozanov81
No you don't but you like when I pretend I hate you 😘

Shane’s Left Nipple | @leftnipbestnip
OH HOHOHO MY GOD