Peer Review

Big Roz 💪💯

[dick pic] fuck yeah dude good lighting good angle she'll love this one 🔥🔥
😎
is this for a new chick or a regular?
not new
you send her ass pics yet?
???
no I don't send ass pics wtf Marly ??
what? Never?
no????
I give them what they want 🍆💪
bro if I had an ass like yours I'd be sending everyone I ever met ass pics on the daily 🍑🍑🍑
probably good you have gross hairy ass then
😂😂
some chicks dig the hair
okay bigfoot 🫈
you know what they say about big feet…
I have seen your dick Marly
yeah so you know I'm not lying
[another dick pic] fuck dude that one's even better 🥵💪
but I still think you should try ass pics
wait gimme a sec
like this
[mirror selfie nude showing Cliff’s knees to shoulders from behind. His free hand is grabbing one of his hairy ass cheeks] that is a good one Marly
very hairy
lady bigfoot will like
fuck you dude 🖕
the chicks love it trust me bro
they don't want to just see your dick all the time
okay I try
[similar selfie but Ilya is clearly grabbing his dick instead and the bottom of his chin is visible from the side showing him smirking at the camera] fucking hell yeah brother 💯💯💯🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑🍑
this is a hall of famer
you gonna send this to that chick?
yes have sent
fuck dude guess that's your evening plans sorted
use protection! 🚫👶
😂😂😂
not hooking up tonight
that's just nasty bro
you can't send her that and then not fuck her
you're a cruel motherfucker
she is not in Boston
gonna facetime her at least?
facetime?
yeah phone sex
it's like the cornerstone of most hockey relationships???
is not relationship
you sent her that ass pic I'm pretty sure you have to marry her now
😂😂
she has already seen my ass Marly
is nothing new
I've seen your ass too bro but that pic is a proposal
so I have to marry you too?
fuck off dude I'm trying to help
so you are not saying yes? 😢💍
would be beautiful wedding 💒👰‍♂️
😂😂😂
could build incredible life together 👨‍❤️‍👨
could look at your hairy bigfoot ass every day 🍑🫈
maybe even learn to love it ❤️
dude you're fucking crazy 😂😂
do you really not have phone sex?
no
why I need phone? Can just have real sex
fucking beautician 😂
is much better 🤷‍♂️
why you sending her ass pics then?
she asks for photos
and you suggested it Marly??
she send any back?
she is shy
and I would not show you anyway
would make you sad that you can never have her 😢
bro I don't want to see them
and I get plenty of action fuck you
got three chicks in my dms right now
[dick pic] try lower angle, will make it look thicker
you saying I've got a skinny dick?
😂😂😂
if that is skinny mine is like pencil ✏️
[dick pic, lower angle] yes is better
looks massive 👍
hell yeah Kirsty's gonna love it 🔥💪
this is for Kirsty? The girl from New York?
yeah
I did not know you were still talking to her
is serious?
you are dating?
nah just casual
she was hot
good for you 👍
fuck yeah, absolute animal in bed too
gonna try for round 2 when we play the Admirals in a couple of weeks
so no plans tonight?
nah bro just me and my right hand
😂😂
GTA?
yeah sure just give me a minute to finish jacking off
wow you are so good at sexting Marly
no wonder kirsty puts up with your hairy ass
fuck you
I'll be on in 5?
okay 👍
have fun 😘
🖕

Big Roz 💪💯

oh my god why they put us in this terrible hotel my shower is cold and the room service is so bad 😠
Smithy said there's a trick with the showers
Something about running the cold tap I think?
idk ask him
I cannot live like this Marly I should not need to be a fucking plumber to make my shower work
😂😂
you're such a diva 😂
cold shower wont kill you
and you literally showered after the skate earlier anyway ??
want to freshen up
maybe will be going out
not sure
we have an early team meeting tomorrow so don't have a crazy one
oh I did not know you are my mother?
fuck you dude 🖕
I'm just not in the mood to have to scrape you off the bathroom floor again
not drinking do not worry mom
oh you got a hookup?
my man 💪
maybe I am not sure
you're taking a shitty cold shower for a “not sure”?
pretty fucking whipped dude 😂
fuck off Marly
it is bullshit
why are we in shitty hotel with shitty showers?
is Boston poor now?
such a drama queen holy fuck 😂
if they're poor it's because they spent all the money on you
is true I am very rich
very talented sexy millonaire who is forced to stay in horrible gulag 😔
stfu Roz
it's literally a four seasons
no only one season apparently
middle of winter
you big baby
thought you were supposed to be Russian
I'm from Moscow asshole
we have hot showers
not like shitty American hotel
has made my balls disappear
[A closeup photo of his small shriveled balls taken with the full flash] 😂😂😂
you not sending that to your girl are you?
no chance you'd get any action tonight 😂😂
no I am not fuck you Marly
terrible horrible One Season Hotel has maimed my best features
you're fucking crazy dude
your balls are not your best features
no?
what is?
fuck off dude go ask your girl 😂🖕
you tease me Marly
literally just pick any other part no one wants to see your balls
some people want to see my balls 😈
not right now they don't 🥜
so cruel
I have been castrated by ice shower and you laugh
are you only mad about the shower because you want to send her dick pics?
no
Roz.
okay yes
fucking animal 😂
what? I want to get laid?? Is not a crime!
just send a different pic instead?
like what?
like an ass pic? or a shirtless pic?
Marly stop begging for ass pics is embarrassing
cannot allow you to defile my innocence this way
we are not even married 💔
your innocence 😂😂
fuck off dude I'm trying to help
so what? send nudie picture without the best bit? 🍆
chicks dig that
trust me bro
it's like you're making her wait for it or whatever
[mirror selfie of Ilya wearing only a towel, slung very low around his waist. His entire torso is visible from waist to chin, and it's dripping wet] fuck yeah dude that's more like it 🥵💪
have sent
she's gonna fucking love it bro 🔥🔥🥵🥵
you need me to cover for you?
will be back before curfew
oh you're going out now?
not maybe?
yes I am going
she liked the picture
you're welcome ??
yes thank you Marly
hope your Uber has heated seats so your balls warm up 🥶
🖕
have fun stealing her hot water
this is a good idea 😈
you are very smart Marly
try to remember to actually fuck her in between showers 😂
okay mom

Big Roz 💪💯

Roz has a chick ever asked you for feet pics?
no
why you want some??
you are into feet now?
nah some chick I've been seeing
you are dating foot sex freak?
don’t be an asshole dude
and we’re not dating
ah so just fucking the foot sex freak?
I said don’t be an asshole
no is fun
sex freaks are a good time
probably even foot sex freak
she’s so hot dude 🥵🥵
and she’s not a foot sex freak
no?
just wants pictures of your stinky gross feet?
she knows you are a hockey player yes?
go fuck yourself bro my feet are fine
so sensitive 😂😂
I have never even looked at your feet how would I know if they are gross?
but no I have not sent feet pics
fuck
I just don’t know how to do it
like I don’t really get the feet thing so how do I know if it’s a good one?
you don’t like dick but you can take dick pics?
same thing
yeah I guess
I just don’t want to fuck it up
she really is so hot dude
I will try to help
but I don’t want to fuck your feet so I cannot make promises
😂😂
she doesn’t want to fuck my feet either dude
you are sure about that?
yeah
I think so
wait do you think she wants to fuck my feet?
ah let me just go check my feet sex freak manual 🙄
go ask her Marly I don’t know!
I don’t want it to sound like a request you know
like I don’t think I want to encourage that 😬
you don’t want your stinky gross feet to make sweet love to hot women?
your poor lonely feet 😢
fuck off Roz
I said don’t be an asshole
sorry I can’t help it
I am asshole deep down
if she really does want to try it, maybe I’d give it a go
I don’t know
I’m not really into that feet stuff
but I don’t want to make her feel weird about it you know?
you are very sweet Marly
but you don’t have to do it just because she wants to
yeah I know
she’s so hot though dude 🥵
can you just help me send feet pics?
please bro I need to hit that again 🙏
yes okay I will try
send me your gross feet
[photo of Cliff’s right foot, it’s pretty hairy (like the rest of him) and one of his toenails is black]
Marly.
your toenail??
you cannot send her this
it's just a bruise bro
from when Carmy dropped that dumbbell on my foot
yes I remember
it is miracle of science that he is able to walk and talk without a brain
😂😂😂
it was just an accident, didn't hurt that much
could have broken your toe
idiot
takes more than that to break me
big strong bones 💪🦴
okay Marly whatever
why can't I send that pic?
I don't think she wants to see black toenails 🤢
*toenail. Just one
🤮🤮🤮
it's not even gross it's just a bruise
can you just send one of the other foot?
or did Carmy break that one too?
oh yeah good idea
you the man 💯💪
🙄🙄🙄
[photo of Cliff's left foot. No black toenails this time but the angle shows the dry and cracked outside edge of his heel]
Marly
you have not heard of moisturizer???
looks like grand canyon
what?
dude you're so picky
my feet are fine
fine maybe, definitely not hot
fuck
you don't think she'll like it?
I can't go fix it now she's already been waiting like an hour
Marly you big tease
I'm stressed dude 😬😬
help
just take photo of the other side
with the toenail? But you said that's gross?
no same foot, but from other side
I'm confused
fucking jesus christ Marly
Carmy drop a dumbbell on your head too?
go fuck yourself Roz it's not my fault you're explaining it all confusing
no I am not
like this
[photo of Ilya's socked left foot viewed from the inside edge]
but no sock obviously
oh I get it
yeah I was being dumb lol
yes
[photo of Cliff's foot taken from the same angle. No cracked heels are visible]
good 👍
hot?
I don't know Marly I don't like feet???
but not gross
which is good I think
okay thanks bro
you're a real one for this 💯💪
I owe you big time 🤝
is okay
have fun doing freaky foot sex with hot woman
fuck you dude 🖕
😂😂😂
fuck she's replying already
what she say?
fuck
not good?
no she liked it
really liked it 😜
you are welcome Marly
dude thank you so much
fuuuuck she's so hot 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵
booking a foot spa for tomorrow
😂😂😂
okay have fun stay safe 🚫👶🦶
shit do I need foot condoms?
is that a thing?
Marly
I don't think you need foot condoms
I don't think they exist
probably can just use normal condom
okay fuck
if you need extra large let me know. can give you some of mine 🍆🐘
you fucking wish dude 😂

Big Roz 💪💯

dude as if you ragequit
they were like 14 😂
I didn't ragequit
I normalquit
I have things to do
I busyquit
Yeah you have things to do?
Like what? 🤔
Like this
[dick pic]
fuck dude didn't realise getting pwned on COD got you so worked up
but they were kids bro... 🤔
fuck you this is not from COD
am talking to someone
someone very hot and who is a grown adult
don't be gross Marly
just wanted to make sure
we're chill man
who you talking to?
is pic good or no?
hell yeah dude it's hot af 💯🔥
who's the girl?
so many questions
yeah you said she's hot
what? Am I not supposed to be interested?
none of your business
come on Roz, the game is over you can chill tf out now
fine
yes she is hot
so...
this is a new girl or??
no is regular
in Boston?
no
???
Canada
what city?
why do you care?
I'm your bro, I'm allowed to be interested
you ask me this shit all the time
idk why you're being so weird today
those kids really messed you up dude 😂
fuck off Marly I am fine
I am sexy rich and famous they are lonely ugly children who spend too much time playing video games
yeah you sound fine 😂
so unbothered 🙄
go fuck yourself Marly 🖕
bro chill out
tell me about this girl
what's she like?
she is hot
yeah I got that
no Marly. She is SO hot. Hottest person I have ever seen in my life
big rack?
beautiful tits
fuck 🔥🥵
pretty feckles
drives me crazy
and the sex is so good
her ass
fuck Marly
her ass is incredible
and she always just wants it so bad 🍆
she begs me for it
fuck you're getting me hard too 🥵🥵
fuck you Marly get my pretty girl out of your head
turn your dick off
she is not for you 😤😡
sorry bro you're the one sending me your fucking word porn
my dick can't help it
okay I tell you no more
clearly you cannot handle it
come on dude
I promise I won't get hard
impossible
just don't talk about the sex stuff
what else is there to talk about?
do you not do anything else with this chick?
just turn up in some secret location in Canada, fuck her and leave?
yes basically
and sometimes she comes to Boston too
she comes all the way to Boston for you? And you just kick her out as soon as you cum??
that's fucked bro
she cums too
usually more than once 😈
and she doesn't come here for me
she travels for work
oh
what's her job?
I don't know
you don't know her job?
how long you been seeing this chick?
a while
???
a few years okay?
fuck
you are so nosey today
you've been seeing this chick for YEARS and you don't even know what she does for work??
she has told me but is confusing
I just forgot
dude you're a fucking menace 😂
is not like we are dating
only see her a few times a year when we play in Montreal or if she comes to Boston
oh she's in Montreal?
and she's a Raiders fan? 🤔
no
she doesn't like hockey
she lives in Montreal and she doesn't like hockey?
I think
I don't know
literally no one in Montreal will hookup with Raiders
they all hate us there
driest fucking city in the league
except Ottawa
not dry for me
maybe they are just picky 🤷
fuck you dude
you better be making some fat cash off this rivalry bs
it's literally cockblocking the whole team
even chicks who don't like hockey act like they'd be arrested for touching us or some shit
Montreal's fucking wild about hockey man
yes is why she keeps it secret
secret? She's been sneaking around fucking our captain for years and not telling anyone that she bagged the best fucking player in the league?
yes
but I am not "bagged" Marly
is just casual
yeah whatever
fair play dude
I see why you're so weird about her
don't want any of us stealing the only girl in Montreal who will sleep with Raiders 😂
I'm not weird
she is just regular
is convenient that is all
sure dude
she would not fuck you anyway Marly
she has standards
very high standards
go fuck yourself Roz I'm hot shit
she only fucks MVPs 🤷
fuck you 😂
she has very good taste
so is she down in Boston tonight?
no
ah sucks dude
is fine
what is the saying? plenty of fish in the sea 🐠
sure dude
you sending dick pics to all the fish then?
you are jealous?
want to keep my dick pics all for yourself?
fuck you dude 😂
so you're free tonight?
maybe why?
few of us are going to O'Neill's
Smithy's bringing his new girl
yes okay 👍
gonna head over at 8, can swing by before?
yes I have physio but free after 4:30
okay cool
I'll come over 5ish? can bring food
is thai okay?
👍
give us time for a COD rematch
maybe this time you won't get teabagged by a bunch of kids 😂

Big Roz 💪💯

Marly stop trying to call me I am out
what is wrong?
where did you go?
I thought you were with Carmy
what has he done now??
wetn homee
you are okay?
yeah oky 👍
juts sad 😢
what is wrong?
did something happen?
did Carmy make you do too many shots again?
please drink some water Marly
not drnuk
jst a fww shotss
Marly you need to drink water
you are home now?
yehh home
got comfy socks on 💯
okay good
dotn have any chips 😢
you are sad because you want chips?
nooooo
wnt chisp becase saddd 😢😢
I will get you chips
and some gatorade for tomorrow
you have to listen for the doordash
chippssssss 🔥🔥🔥
thnkss Roz I love youu
your my best bro 💪
what is wrong? why are you sad Marly?
is because of the penalty?
I told you in showers ref was shit you did nothing wrong
not your fault they scored
Tampa power play is just strong this season
stpid ref 😠
bu tno not sad abotu that
then what is wrong?
brroo I thnk I'm uglyy 😭😭😭
n oone wanst me 😭😭😭
you are not ugly Marly
you are hot
second hottest Raider 🔥
I lve you bro 😭😭
why are you saying you are ugly?
did something happen?
no one wnts me Roz
thy aer all ghostign me 😢
who is ghosting you?
Marly tell me what the fuck is going on
is this about Kirsty?
no isnot abuot her
I miss her Roz 😭😭
why did she leaave?
whhy coudlnt she just stay?
why do they nevre stay?? 😭😭😭
Marly I am sorry
she clearly has terrible taste
evry time I try adn hvae smething real thye don't want me
they only watn to fuck
thye only wnat my dick Roz they dnt want me 😭😭
I am sorry
you will find the right woman one day I promise
adn now they dnot evn wnat my dick 😭😭
I'm gnna be alone forever Roz
I dnt want to die alon e😢
you are not alone Marly
you have me
yeh but were not in love
you are my best friend of course I love you
not liek that bro
I know yuo love me bro
jsut everynoe was dnacing with thier girls toniet and I wsa all alone
evn fukcin Carmy has a girl now dude
why dnot I get to hvae one?
plenty of girls want to dance with you Marly
you are a hot motherfucker 🔥
just wnated Kirsty
jsut want her bakc bro 😭😭
I know Marly
I am sorry
we will find you someone else
someone better
even hotter
no oen is hoter than Kirsty 😢
she was so fukcing hot dude
I know
but she had terrible taste
and was very mean to my best bro
so we can do better
I lvoe you bro 💪
next time we go out I will find you a new woman
and you will forget about Kirsty
I'm tryng now bu tno one wnats me 😭
evrynone is ghostng me
or beign rude 😠
who do you mean everyone?
I thought you went home?
on the stupdi dating app Smithy todl me to downlaod
been sneding thgins and no one is sending antyhgin back
Marly.
what have you been sending?
show me
jsut some pcitures
[A very harshly lit photo of Cliff's partially erect penis. It looks uncannily like a large dead mouse slumped against Cliff's thigh on his bathroom floor]
oh no
Marly please do not send any more dick pics to anyone
I jsut dont wnat to be alone 😭😭
please
or I will cancel doordash and you will get no chips
noooo
I need cihpss
you have to promise
no more sending dick pics
or actually any photos
just no more dating apps tonight
delete it and you can download again tomorrow
btu what if thye reply?
dnot wan to ghost anyeone
they can wait until the morning
and I don't think you need to worry about that right now
okay fine
hvae deleted 😢
cna I have chisp now?
did you get hto cheetos?
the chips are on the way
nearly there
and yes got hot cheetos
and ranch doritos
and a few others wasn't sure what you want
thnaks Rozzz
I lvoe you bro
I am leaving the club now
I will come over and we can watch Fast and Furious
noooo it wil mkae me cry again 😢
okay, can watch Jackass
cna we watch the housewives?
plaese Roz 🙏
yes okay
please drink some water and listen for the doordash
I will be there soon
love tou bro
your thte best

Big Roz 💪💯

just seen your insta story fucking hell yeah dude 🔥💪💪💯🔥
since when do you post thirst traps???
finally got bored of sending the same nudes to 400 women? 😂
go fuck yourself Marly is not thirst trap
is gym photo
I am an athlete
fucking hell yeah you are 🔥🔥💪💪
you have to give me your shoulder and chest routine dude you're fucking massive 🔥🔥🥵🥵
we have the same coaches Marly
yeah sure keep your secrets bro 😂
dude do you think I should send a pic like that to Mia?
I've been trying to hold off on the dick pics like you said but do you think it's too soon for a thirst trap?
I don't know Marly
and is not a thirst trap
it's definitely a thirst trap bro 🥵🥵
why would I put a thirst trap on Instagram Marly? I have plenty of hot women already you know this
idk dude maybe you're trying to bag yourself a Hollywood star like Hollander 😂
you know you don't have to beat him at everything right?
and if bagging hot chicks was a competition you'd definitely beat that fucking guy 😂😂
honestly thought he was a virgin tbh
no idea how he bagged Rose fucking Landry
I don't care about Rose Landry
what does this have to do with my lat progress?
your lat progress 😂😂
yeah whatever dude 😂
you were crashing out at the TMZ thing last week
you have a crush on her or something??
why all these questions??
I post gym selfie so I must be jealous of Hollander and his fake hollywood pr relationship?
is bullshit
you don't think it's real?
the photos look pretty fucking real
I mean they're not boning in them so I guess Hollander could still be a virgin 😂
but she's got fucking heart eyes
idk seems real to me
she is an actor Marly
professional liar
cannot trust lying fake heart eyes
fuck dude did you used to date or something??
this is some toxic ex shit 😂
I would not date lying Landry
fuck
you okay bro?
I am fine Marly
why would I not be fine?
if I am not fine is because you keep asking stupid annoying questions
okay dude whatever 😂
[A shirtless mirror selfie of Cliff. He's posing to make his abs and lats pop and his free hand is behind his head to display his bicep.]
bro is this alright?
I can't get my chest to not look flat with my arm up like that
how tf do you do this??
do I need to do some pushups or what?
is not my fault if you need to work out more
go to the gym Marly and stop bothering me
go fuck yourself dude why are you being such an asshole?
you ask for my help, I give???
dude come on you know I have a thing with my pecs
I just don’t get how you get yours so massive
is just genetic
fuck dude I’m just trying to send a pic to Mia that isn’t my dick
okay you send this pic is fine
fine???
is good
fuck dude I can’t lead with fine 😭😭
maybe I’ll try again after the gym
Mia will have to wait a couple hours 💪💪
okay whatever
you sure you’re okay dude?
I am fine what is with all these questions?
stop worrying Marly you will get wrinkles
I’m a fucking hockey player that’s the least of my worries
I’ll be lucky if I get to 40 with both hips 😂😂
especially if you keep favoring your right side
okay cap take a day off 😂
no days off if you want another cup Marly
I know bro I’m just messing
you can tell me anything you know that dude
like if you've got some weird shit going on you can talk to me
I won't tell anyone or anything
I'm here for you bro 👊
you think I have weird shit?
you are talking about Instagram stories and Rose Landry and asking a million questions but I am weird??
you are weird
I am fine
I am trying to win us another cup I don't have time for this bullshit
it's chill man don't stress
just wanted to make sure
I am fine fuck off Marly
stop worrying it is annoying
okay okay I'll fuck off now
leave you to take more gym selfies that definitely aren't thirst traps 😂
whatever Marly
I'm gonna hit the gym
you wanna play COD after?
can do zombies if you want?
I am busy
okay bro no worries 👊

Big Roz 💪💯

Marly do you have phone sex?
yeah sometimes why?
is this an invite? 🥵😂
fuck you Marly I see your hairy ass too much already
I am maybe trying it
just not sure about the best angles
oh shit dude
that's big news 💯💯💪💪
what? no it's not?
nah bro you don't do phone sex
shit must be getting serious with someone yeah?
right on brother 👊🔥
I am just trying it Marly
is nothing
okay sure dude
so you doing video calls or what?
yes
facetime
that's hot dude fuck yeah 🔥🔥
you sure I can’t get an invite? 🥵
go fuck yourself Marly 😂😂
more fun if you’re there 😩🍆💦
🖕🖕
can you help?
fuck yeah I'll always help my best bro 👊💪
thank you Marly
I just am not sure about the angle
what you working with?
[Ilya is sitting on the edge of his bed wearing only a pair of running shorts. His naked torso fills most of the frame, but his jaw is visible at the top of the picture and the bottom of the frame extends to his upper thigh. The camera is at crotch level with a slight upwards angle]
fuck dude 🥵🥵
she's in for a treat 💯
is okay?
it’s fucking great bro 🔥💪
are you like dating this chick or what?
why does this matter?
if it's serious she'll want to see your face bro trust me
okay
and do you have any lamps?
lighting is okay but maybe a bit more light could be good so she can see what you're doing better
yes I have one behind the phone
turned it off because I couldn't see the screen
I will turn it back on
no dude you need to see her too
can you move it?
yes
maybe put over at the side?
okay I will try
need to find a power strip
don't know where it fucking is
fuck
don't stress dude it's fine
you don't need the lamp anyway
would just have been a cherry on top
cherry? why I need cherries now?
no it's just an expression
I meant the lamp would just be like a bonus
but you don't need it
I found it
I think it will work
hell yeah brother 💪
you gonna send another pic?
fuck
I can't find something to replace the lamp
what? It's not working?
no the phone was leaning against the lamp before
and now I have nothing
and I need to get the angle right again
ohhhh
fuck
why is it so hard?
chill dude you'll find something
you in a rush or something?
no we are calling later but I need to workout and shower first
and maybe I will have a drink too
dude you're freaking out 😂
calm down bro
you fucked this chick?
yes of course Marly
we have fucked many times
then why are you so stressed??
she's seen it all before
I am not stressed
just want it to be good
is new for me
for us
bro you're a big sweetie
go fuck yourself Marly
no it's true 😂😂
big blushin Russian 🤭😚
fuck you I do not blush
yeah dude I know 😂😂
you have nine inches too right 😂
you are sitting at home thinking about my dick again Marly? 😉
go fuck yourself 😂
you found something yet? to get the angle right?
I am trying this stupid ugly vase Sveta gave me
hey don't talk smack about Svetlana
she's cooler than you'll ever be
you're just mad she has better taste than you
I won't give you her number Marly stop trying
I know you are desperate but is sad
fuck you dude
I know she's too good for me anyway
yes is true
you fixed it yet? gonna send another pic or what?
stop begging for nudes Marly
is not a good look for you
fuck you bro I’m trying to help
yes you are helping
I’m sure is for no other reason 🍆💦
are you calling me gay bro??
I thought you said we don’t do that shit
I’d beat you up for saying that on the ice
not cool bro
I never said is bad
you can do what you want
you can have big gay jerk off to my hot sexy pictures
is okay with me
you’re fucking weird sometimes dude 😂
here I fixed it
[A similar photo to before but the phone is angled slightly more upwards to capture Ilya's face. A warm light is illuminating his body from his left, the soft shadows emphasising his chiseled physique. He is flipping off the camera.]
for your big gay jerk off
holy fuck dude 💯💯🔥🥵🔥🥵
you nailed it
careful bro
you might get her pregnant with this
😂😂
she will not get pregnant
although I try very hard
fucking beautician 😂😂
have fun bro 🔥
don't stay up all night
we've got an early skate tomorrow
you are not my mother Marly
see you tomorrow
thank you for helping
no worries dude anytime 👊

End Notes

We have reached the end, thanks for joining me on this very silly journey! Fanon cliff is a beautiful enigma, I love him and his multitudes (#HisMultitudes).

I really enjoyed this lil foray into html so there's a good chance I might dip into texting fics again at some point. Until then, find me on tumblr.

Your kudos and comments bring me so much joy so if you enjoyed this, you know what to do!
I don’t have a beta so, as always, constructive feedback welcome and please feel free to point out any typos :)