Sock Puppet

Jane💋

Monday 6:05 PM
Shane: Shane: You’ve been gone two weeks, how am I still finding your socks? Shane: Is this psychological warfare? Shane: Are you having someone plant these while I’m at practice?
Monday 6:14 PM
Ilya: I think maybe you need a new housekeeper.
Shane: I think maybe you need to pick up after yourself.
Ilya:😴

Jane💋

Tuesday 7:41 AM
Shane: Okay, how about this Shane: You keep all your socks in the hamper and I’ll get you a present

Ilya: A present?

Shane: Yeah, like a video game or something

Ilya: You think I am poor? Ilya: I cannot afford video games?

Tuesday 8:03 AM
Shane: Why the fuck isn’t there an asshole emoji?
Ilya:🫏🕳️
Shane: Thanks
Ilya:😘

Jane💋

Wednesday 1:36 PM
Shane: What about something you can’t buy Ilya: I am very rich Shane:🫏🕳️ Ilya: You already give me asshole for free Shane: Keep throwing your gross socks everywhere Shane: See how long that lasts Ilya:😢

Jane💋

Thursday 11:57 PM
Ilya: I miss your mouth Shane: What? It’s the middle of the night Shane: What the hell are you talking about? Ilya: Your mouth. Friday 12:09 AM
Shane: Are you drunk? Ilya: A little Shane: Everything okay? Ilya: Yes Ilya: But I miss you Shane: Oh, you miss all of me now, huh? Ilya: Yes, but mostly mouth Shane: What do you miss about it? Ilya: How it tastes Shane: Fuck Ilya: Your lips when I kiss you hard Ilya: How red and wet they look, after Ilya: I miss your tongue on my cock Shane: Jesus Shane: I miss that, too Shane: You know I can’t get enough Ilya: Enough what? Say it Shane: Sucking you Ilya: Say it right Shane: Sucking your cock. Shane: I can’t get enough of sucking your cock. Ilya: I know. You like it so much Ilya: Being on your knees Ilya: Opening for me Shane: Yes. You know I do Ilya: But I like to hear Ilya: Tell me what you like Shane: I like how you feel in my mouth before you’re hard Shane: It starts off so easy, holding you there Shane: And the harder you get, the more I have to struggle Shane: To breathe Shane: To swallow my spit Shane: To take you deeper Friday 12:18 AM
Ilya: Can you do video chat? Shane: Yeah, hold on


FaceTime Call Ended
51:41

Jane💋

Friday 6:18 AM
Shane: Good morning. Ilya: 👎 Ilya: ❌ Shane: So, by ‘a little drunk’, you meant plastered. Ilya: ✅ Shane: This is why I don’t drink during the season. Ilya: 🫏🕳️ Shane: You are what you eat Ilya: Promises promises

Jane💋

Friday 3:37 PM
Shane: Feeling better? Ilya: Yes. Hockey is the best cure for hangover. Shane: I’ll take your word for it Ilya: I am an expert Shane: That’s really not the brag you think it is Ilya:🥱 Shane: Yeah, yeah, I’m boring. Shane: Get some new material Ilya: I am excited to see you tonight Shane: I like that material Shane: But about that Ilya: What happened? Shane: No, sorry, nothing like that. Shane: It’s about the socks Friday 3:47 PM
Ilya: The socks. Ilya: You have hit your head at practice, I think. Shane: I didn’t hit my head Ilya: Ah, so you are just crazy Ilya: This is very sad Shane: Shut up and listen Shane: You’ll like this Ilya: Okay Shane: Every day that you get all your socks in the hamper, you can have my mouth Ilya: And every day I do not, I also get your mouth Shane: Okay, yeah, probably Shane: But the difference is, on hamper days, I’ll let you have it anywhere Shane: Any time. For however long you want. Ilya: I am listening Shane: I’ll sit between your legs and blow you while you play video games Shane: Or eat you out in the shower Shane: Or you can wake up, already in my mouth Shane: All this and more can be yours, for the low low price Shane: Of putting your fucking socks where they belong Friday 3:59 PM
Ilya: 😈

Jane💋

Today 2:21 PM
Ilya: When will you be back from the store? Shane: I don’t know, maybe half an hour? Shane: Why? Ilya: Shane: I’m on my way

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