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M/M

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Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types

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Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov

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Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)

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Texting Fic, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers), Shane Hollander is a Little Shit, Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander, Shane gets added to the Centaurs Group Chat, Ilya gets added to the Centaurs SAPs Chat, authors first try at a texting fic, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Relationship Timeline Reveal, Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), creator hates ai, Fuck gen ai

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Published: 2026-06-24 Words: 1,166 Chapters: 1/1

what the hell, cap?

Summary

Boodram: ???
Hayes: huh?
LaPointe: what
Boyle: What is happening?
Chouinard: wtf?
Dykstra: the hell is happening here?
Barrett: No offence but why is Hollander in here?

Shane gets added to the Centaurs Group Chat. Ilya might have forgotten to mention a few things to his team.

Notes

Boodram: @ rozy why the fuck did my wife jsut scream your name loud enough to wake milo after I had just gotten him to sleep?

Rozanov: why do you not ask her?

Boodram: she's not making a lot of sense rn

Barrett: Why exactly are we debating this in the group chat?

Hayes: shh I wanna hear this

Barrett: Why?

Hayes: Cassie yelling rozys name?

Hayes: sounds interesting doesn't it?

Barrett: …

Boodram: I don't like where this is going but okay

Boodram: @ rozy seriously though?

Boodram: she's saying something about the WAGs group chat?

Barrett: Hey!

Boodram: fuck sorry, SAPs group chat

Chouinard: SAPs?

Hayes: Spouses And Partners

Chouinard: aaaah

Chouinard: bc of harris?

Barrett: Yeah

Barrett: And Hollander's in there as well

Haas: And what about the SAPs chat made her yell at Cap?

Boodram: she's saying he's infiltrating it?

Rozanov: is not infiltrating

Boodram: that he made Hollander add him?

Boodram: which is apparently disturbing the sanctity of the SAP chat?

Hayes: I mean why would you be in there cap?

Rozanov: oh fuck I forgot

— Rozanov has added Hollander to this chat —

Hollander: Hello everyone,
I am really looking forward to this! I know we have all met before, on the ice at least, but I hope we will get to know each other better in Ottawa, especially with the upcoming wedding in the summer.
~ All my best, Shane Hollander

Barrett: What the fuck?

Haas: Scheiße Cap what the fuck?

Boodram: ???

Hayes: huh?

LaPointe: what

Boyle: What is happening?

Chouinard: wtf?

Dykstra: the hell is happening here?

Barrett: No offence but why is Hollander in here?

Boodram: and why is he talking like a corporate email?

Hollander: Ilya?

Rozanov: yes, моя любовь?

Hollander: ???

Rozanov: yes 😇

Hollander: Please tell me you did not just add me to this group chat without saying anything?

Rozanov: uuuuuuuh

Hollander: Oh god.

Rozanov: everyone

Rozanov: say hello to newest second best player on centaurs

Rozanov: sorry barrett

Haas: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Boodram: are you fucking kidding me?

Hayes: whaaaaaaaat

Barrett: what the?

LaPointe: merde!!!

Chouinard: are you shitting me?

Young: ?????????

Holmberg: WHAT THE FUCK?

Boodram: I just yelled so loud I woke milo back up :(

Rozanov: the cup is ours next year.

Hollander: ILYA! You can't say that!

Rozanov: what? is true! no one has a chance against us, Shane!

Rozanov: not even old man hunter!

Haas: can someone pinch me please?

Hayes: this is….

Barrett: I don't know what to say

Boodram: welcome, Hollzy!

Chouinard: yeah hi!

Holmberg: oh next season is going to be a massacre.

Young: i almost feel bad for the other teams

LaPointe: same tbh

Hayes: is this public information yet?

Hayes: I need to gloat in the goalies group chat

Chouinard: you guys have a group chat?

Hollander: Is it always this busy in this chat?

Barrett: Not usually, no.

Chouinard: I want a group chat with players from other teams :(

Barrett: We don't always get the best player in the league onto our team though.

Chouinard: that sounds so cool :(

Barrett: So this is a bit of a special day.

Rozanov: * SECOND best player in the league

Boodram: aren't you supposed to be his boyfriend?

Boodram: and, you know, hype him up?

Boodram: instead of tearing him down?

Hollander: It's fine, Boodram, thank you, he knows very well who the best is, he just likes to pretend.

Hayes: I like you.

Rozanov: also @bood fiancé

Haas: WAS?!?!?!?

LaPointe: quoi?

Haas: WHAT THE FUCK????

Chouinard: HUH????

Boodram: come again?!?!

Hayes: what?

Hollander: Ilya.

Rozanov: I…. might have forgot to tell them about that too.

Hollander: I hate you.

Rozanov: you do not.

Hollander: Right now I do.

Rozanov: you love me

Barrett: Wait what?!?!?

Barrett: What's going on?

Chouinard: shhh don't disturb them we want to read them bicker

Hollander: No bickering.

Holmberg: great @ barrett you fucked it up.

Rozanov: you are all invited to our wedding.

Haas: when did you even get engaged?

Haas: recently?

Hayes: you didn't say anything!!

Rozanov: little while ago

Rozanov: after plane

Barrett: That was MONTHS ago?

Hayes: ????

Holmberg: holy shit?!

Boyle: The hell?

Haas: while we're at it how long have you two been together?

Hollander: Why?

Boodram: you just said you were together for years

Hayes: we've been wondering and Cap won't say shit

Rozanov: you do not have to say anything моя любовь.

LaPointe: Cap bet each of us 1000 dollars that we wouldn't ever figure it out

Hollander: Oh.

Hollander: Well then.

Hollander: 2010.

Boodram: ha!

Boodram: yeah right

Holmberg: good one

Chouinard: come oooon just tell us

Barrett: Gotta give it to Cap, he found someone who likes to mess with people as much as he does.

Rozanov: is true. first time we fucked.

Rozanov: July 19th 2010

Hollander: You remember the date?

Rozanov: you do not?

Hollander: No?

Rozanov: ouch.

Rozanov: do i matter so little to you?

Boodram: I feel like I'm repeating myself but….. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Hayes: again. ???????????

Chouinard: holy shit

Holmberg: fuck.

Young: we owe haasy so much money

Haas: I TOLD YOU FUCKERS

Haas: I TOLD YOU

Haas: I WAS RIGHT

Haas: VINDICAAATIOOOOOOON

Boodram: you broke haasy

Boodram: 2010??????

Hayes: we need a lot more details soon

Young: yeah you're telling us more at the wedding, right?

Boodram: even if you don't say anything, maybe the best man will?

Boodram: btw who is going to be your best man @ rozy

Boodram: not that I thought you might ask me or anything but……

Rozanov: I will ask cliff. sorry bood. love you :(

Boodram: I get it ♥️

Boodram: plus I don't even know when your wedding will be?

Hollander: Ilya.

Rozanov: fuck. I forgot again.

Rozanov: saturday 2 pm

Hayes: which saturday?

Rozanov: this?

Hayes: this what?

Rozanov: this saturday.

Boodram: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ROZANOV

Haas: what the hell?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Chouinard: man I hate you cap. no offence.

Holmberg: jesus rozy

Young: what the fuck?

Young: again.

Chouinard: not in a homophobic way.

Hayes: you're kidding, right???

Chouinard: but like. I hate you.

Hayes: please tell me you're kidding.

— Hollander has removed Rozanov from this chat —

Hayes: ???

Hollander: From now on all communication goes through me.

Boodram: 😂

Hollander: My fiancé can not be trusted with this anymore.

Young: 💀

Haas: walk him like a dog!

Hayes: fuck we really broke the rookie

Haas: NOT A ROOKIE ANYMORE

Hollander: Oh fuck he's at the door

Boodram: ???

Hollander: Oh no he's asofibnoqeklnl

Hayes: ??

Haas: what?

Holmberg: did cap just tackle his fiance?

Boodram: seems like it?

— Hollander has added Rozanov to this chat —

— Hollander has removed Rozanov from this chat —

— Hollander has added Rozanov to this chat —

Dillon: the hell is going on here?

— Hollander has removed Rozanov from this chat —

— Hollander has added Rozanov to this chat —

Hayes: this season is going to be great.

— Hollander has added Rozanov to this chat —

— Hollander has removed Rozanov from this chat —

— Hollander has added Rozanov to this chat —

Boodram: dear lord.

— Hollander has removed Rozanov from this chat —