Chapter 1: 2013
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes Shane Hollander's freckles History ilyarozanovisthebest81 made a new page: Shane Hollander's freckles ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to Shane Hollander's freckles preview: Shane Hollander has, as of today, 51 freckles. ilyarozanovisthebest81 linked to another page HockeyPedia marked Shane Hollander's freckles for deletion Talk HockeyPedia (07.19): Irrelevant Hi @ilyarozanovisthebest81, I see you're a fairly new user so I guess you don't have a lot of experience with editing/Wikipedia in general. Just letting you know this page has absolutely no relevance at all lol, so I just marked it for deletion! No worries although this is kind of weird haha, you shouldn't just post things on here for laughs, this is an encyclopedia! ilyarozanovisthebest81 (08.04) hi @HockeyPedia i am being very serious thank you
HockeyPedia (08.13)
Alright… but it's still not relevant. So still deleting the page sorry! And also you can't know the amount of freckles Hollander has right now??
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (08.17)
very rude. i made the page yesterday so the number will not have changed a lot
HockeyPedia (08.19)
??? The page Shane Hollander's freckles has been deleted. Do you think this was a mistake? Check the guidelines or make an appeal. Shane Hollander History ilyarozanovisthebest81 added a new section Shane Hollander's freckles to Shane Hollander HockeyPedia deleted the section Shane Hollander's freckles to Shane Hollander ilyarozanovisthebest81 added a new section Shane Hollander's freckles to Shane Hollander HockeyPedia deleted the section Shane Hollander's freckles to Shane Hollander description of action: Bro c'mon Talk HockeyPedia (09.03): Freckles @ilyarozanovisthebest81 hi again you cannot keep adding things about Hollander's freckles ilyarozanovisthebest81 (09.18) you said it was not relevant enough for its own page so i am adding it here whats the problem?
HockeyPedia (09.19)
Again, this is just not relevant at all. Read the guidelines please
WikiPetia (09.23)
also you cannot know how many freckles Hollander has right now. and you cant say "as of yesterday" in a wikipedia article that doesnt make sense
HockeyPedia (09.25)
I told him that as well on another page. He doesn't seem to listen
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (09.36)
no i listen i just think your annoying and stupid
HockeyPedia (09.38)
*you're + incredibly weird hill to die on mate
WikiPetia (09.42)
@ilyarozanovisthebest81 I reported you for vandalism! this is also not how we discuss things on here so please keep that in mind when you want to engage with the community again @ilyarozanovisthebest81 has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Chapter End Notes
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Chapter 2: 2015
Ilya Rozanov History HockeyPedia made an edit to Ilya Rozanov description of action: added a bit on the cup. WikiPetia made an edit to Ilya Rozanov description of action: expanded on the cup section HockeyPedia made an edit to Ilya Rozanov description of action: fixed spelling error ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to Ilya Rozanov preview: Rozanov looked very hot and sexy while lifting the cup, reminding everyone that he is the hottest player in the MLH and that the award should have gone to him and not to Shane Hollander. description of action: expanded on the cup section WikiPetia made an edit to Ilya Rozanov description of action: reversed ilyarozanovisthebest81's edit Talk WikiPetia (10.10): Cup @ilyarozanovisthebest81 reminder that you should be neutral/objective! HockeyPedia (10.17) Oh he's back at it again? ilyarozanovisthebest81 (10.21) i am being objective Rozanov is the hottest player in MLH
AnnaHK (10.28)
tbf i think Hollander did deserve the award more
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (10.34)
boooooooooooooooo
HockeyPedia (10.31)
That's not objective bro. Let it go or I will report you
WikiPetia (10.32)
again!! report you again!!! weve been here before!!
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (10.35)
ok ok i get it MLH award (2015) History ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to MLH award (2015) description of action: fixed some broken links :) Talk HockeyPedia (10.59): I fucking knew it!! @ilyarozanovisthebest81 you cannot change every link to Hollander's page into a link to Rozanov's that's really, really bad practice ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.13) but award is wrong Hollander is too boring :((
HockeyPedia (11.17)
Do you have Twitter or something I just want to talk
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.21)
aww you like me :3
HockeyPedia (11.24)
No I just want to talk to you on another platform that isn't a fucking Wikipedia discussion page
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.26)
you wanna kiss me soooo bad
HockeyPedia (11.28)
Alright there you go again goodbye @ilyarozanovisthebest81 has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Chapter 3: 2016
Shane Hollander History HockeyPedia added a new section Relationship with Rose Landry to Shane Hollander HockeyPedia made an edit to Shane Hollander description of action: added a new subsection for his relationship with Landry + fixed some weird grammar ilyarozanovisthebest81 removed the section Relationship with Rose Landry from Shane Hollander HockeyPedia added a new section Relationship with Rose Landry to Shane Hollander description of action: reversed ilyarozanovisthebest81's action + fixed some spelling mistakes ilyarozanovisthebest81 removed the section Relationship with Rose Landry from Shane Hollander description of action: not relevant HockeyPedia added a new section Relationship with Rose Landry to Shane Hollander description of action: reversed ilyarozanovisthebest81's action ilyarozanovisthebest81 removed the section Relationship with Rose Landry from Shane Hollander description of action: still not relevant Talk HockeyPedia (05.02): Relationship w/ Rose Landry @ilyarozanovisthebest81 stop deleting the new subsection ilyarozanovisthebest81 (05.12) no it is not relevant
HockeyPedia (05.16)
Bro yes it is?
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (05.19)
no, we should not speculate on personal lives. very rude
HockeyPedia (05.21)
It's not speculation?? I'm just keeping this page updated ffs I even mention it's "alleged"
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (05.24)
there has been no official statement so you have no sources. very bad for wikipedia editor do i need to link you to the guidelines?
HockeyPedia (05.25)
Are you sure you have read them?? Why are you always fighting over stupid stuff??
AnnaHK (05.27)
bro youre talking... its always both of you at the scene of the crime
not to interrupt its always very funny so please continue
iamnotabot (05.30)
to be fair there is a similar subsection on the Rose Landry page so I feel like this should not be a problem. as @HockeyPedia mentioned, we do add the alleged so we're just keeping this page up to date. so @ilyarozanovisthebest81 please stop reversing the changes or we'll have to report you for vandalism
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (05.34)
do it i fucking dare you @ilyarozanovisthebest81 has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.
AnnaHK (05.37)
screaming not again
Chapter 4: 2017
Scott Hunter History HockeyPedia made an edit to Scott Hunter description of action: added a bit about the cup! AnnaHK added a new section Personal life to Scott Hunter description of action: a bit about his sexuality i guess? needs to be expanded! HockeyPedia made an edit to Scott Hunter description of action: updated personal life with info from interview HockeyPedia made an edit to Scott Hunter description of action: spelling error ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to Scott Hunter preview: After playing for one thousand years Hunter finally managed to win a cup. This is very surprising because he is very old. Apparently he is also gay. Way too old for cute boyfriend. HockeyPedia made an edit to Scott Hunter description of action: deleted ilyarozanovisthebest81's addition ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to Scott Hunter description of action: put it back :) Talk AnnaHK (11.27): Fight fight fight! Hi @ilyarozanovisthebest81 as much as i respect the hustle can you please stop lmao i know you love ragebaiting @HockeyPedia but please stop vandalizing these pages HockeyPedia (11.30) I don't respect the hustle please don't encourage him ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.33) i am telling the truth Hunter is very old and also very gay
HockeyPedia (11.37)
How old are you that you think Hunter is old?? The man is barely in his thirties!
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.39)
yes very old like sabertooth tiger. or dinosaur
HockeyPedia (11.41)
STOP CHANGING HIS AGE
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (11.42)
i am only making page more accurate. should i use BC or BCE what is consensus i don't remember?
AnnaHK (11.44)
LMAOOOO i think the general rule is BC
HockeyPedia (11.47)
I hate both of you @ilyarozanovisthebest81 has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes. @AnnaHK has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Chapter 5: 2020
Shane Hollander History AnnaHK made an edit to Shane Hollander description of action: added a bit about the third cup!! HockeyPedia made an edit to Shane Hollander description of action: expanded on 3rd cup + spelling ilyarozanovisthebest81 made an edit to Shane Hollander preview: Hollander beat the New York Admirals in a very boring final game, which makes sense because Scott Hunter is very old and Hollander maybe the best player in the entire league, together with Ilya Rozanov. He also looked very hot when he scored that hat trick. HockeyPedia made an edit to Shane Hollander description of action: reversed previous addition Talk HockeyPedia (01.03): Cup & subjectivity Goddammit not you @ilyarozanovisthebest81 again it's been years I thought you were done with your bullshit ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.05) never :) i missed you too!
HockeyPedia (01.07)
You cannot say Hollander is the best player without citing any sources. Also you cannot call him hot wtf. We've had this conversation before
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.26)
but its true
AnnaHK (01.32)
you gotta admit @HockeyPedia he is very hot
HockeyPedia (01.33)
Not you as well
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.37)
yes thank you. also we have source: MLH award i can link to it
HockeyPedia (01.40)
Oh so you've decided to accept that one have you?
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.45)
no but i have been permanently banned from that page so i cant change it anymore :(
AnnaHK (01.48)
lmaoooo
HockeyPedia (01.54)
@AnnaHK you are not helping
@ilyarozanovisthebest81 stop putting your paragraph back in the page I will keep deleting it!!
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.57)
no :) @ilyarozanovisthebest81 has been reported for violation of the Wikipedia guidelines. You cannot make any edits in this state. Try again in 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Chapter 6: 2021
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov scandal History terry1987 changed the name of the page from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov scandal to Fucking Brad HockeyPedia changed the name of the page from Fucking Brad to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) AnnaHK changed the name of the page from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) to Fucking Brad HockeyPedia changed the name of the page from Fucking Brad to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) Talk HockeyPedia (12.14): Title I swear to god, the next person that changes this page's title to Fucking Brad again gets reported for vandalism AnnaHK (12.15) damn who would do that?? History AnnaHK changed the name of the page from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) to Fucking Brad HockeyPedia changed the name of the page from Fucking Brad to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) ilyarozanovisthebest81 changed the name of the page from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) to Fucking Brad HockeyPedia changed the name of the page from Fucking Brad to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) ilyarozanovisthebest81 changed the name of the page from Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (scandal) to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (relationship) description of action: better title ilyarozanovisthebest81 added a picture to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov (relationship) Talk HockeyPedia (01.01): Picture? @ilyarozanovisthebest81 where did you get that picture?? You know we can't just add pictures on here they need to be copyright free! ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.07) i know i know picture is fine dont worry :) but if you dont like it i can get another?
HockeyPedia (01.10)
?? Where did you get it I can't find it anywhere on the internet?
AnnaHK (01.12)
me neither @ilyarozanovisthebest81 did you take it lmao
HockeyPedia (01.13)
Bro it's a selfie he obviously didn't
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.14)
:))))) maybe do you like it i think i look good
AnnaHK (01.15)
WHAT
HockeyPedia (01.15)
I'm so confused rn
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.17)
:)))))
AnnaHK (01.18)
hang on hang on im gonna sound insane but… youre not ilya rozanov are you?
HockeyPedia (01.19)
No he isn't duh why would Ilya Rozanov spend his time being annoying on Wikipedia
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.24)
maybe :)))))
HockeyPedia (01.25)
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE???
AnnaHK (01.25)
NO FUCKING WAY
HockeyPedia (01.26)
I'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH ILYA ROZANOV FOR A DECADE????
HockeyPedia (01.27)
IS THIS WHY YOU MADE THE FUCKING FRECKLES PAGE??????
ilyarozanovisthebest81 (01.30)
but i must go now the Boyfriend is calling. kissy kissy goodbye
AnnaHK (01.30)
BRO COME BACK
HockeyPedia (01.31)
I CANT BELIEVE I'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV FOR A DECADE ON FUCKING WIKIPEDIA
HockeyPedia (01.39)
i quit
Chapter End Notes
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