Rating:

General Audiences

Archive Warning:

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Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Compliant, Crack, Humor, Social Media, reddit

Language:

English

Series:

Part 3 of reddit verse

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Published: 2025-12-28 Words: 1,041 Chapters: 1/1

Ilya Rozanov's Reddit History

Summary

r/MontrealMetros
What’s going on with my GOAT??
Monty_Pike: 3 years ago

Hayden Pike is now officially 20 games without a point. What's going on??

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
lets hope he make it 30

Monty_Pike : 3 years ago
Huh??

Notes

ilya version of reddit verse! was needed haha

• Translation into 中文-普通话 國語 available: 【授翻】Ilya Rozanov的历史发帖 by ANINGAriana

Jane: Oh no.

Jane: They found your reddit too!

Lily: is okay

Lily: i have nothing to hide

Jane: Are you sure…

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r/TimHortons
confusion on make english account
Ilya_Rozanov: 6 years ago

how does thing work on this site? am confused. many buttons

Replies:

PlantBasedLove: 6 years ago
This is the Tim Hortons subreddit.

Ilya_Rozanov: 6 years ago
not what i ask

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r/Bisexuals
Gender poll!
Confused_Bug: 5 years ago

For those of you who know you are Bi, which gender do you find yourself liking more? Just curious :) I have some friends that have preferences for both, so I’m just wondering how the experience is for everyone else!!

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 5 years ago
честно говоря, я думаю, что мужчины мне нравятся больше

Bi_Bugs: 5 years ago
Yeah nobody knows what you just said.

Ilya_Rozanov: 5 years ago
пошёл нахуй

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r/MontrealMetros
Hype around Shane Hollander?
Tier1Hater: 3 years ago

I can’t be the only one that thinks he’s really not all that. I mean, sure, he’s got some good plays here and there, but he’s branded as the guy who saved hockey. This just isn’t true. I’ll never take these conversations seriously, not when Scott Hunter is still in the league. He’s skating laps around Hollander and it isn’t even close.

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
do not speak on what you do not know. i am warning you. scott hunter is fossil and hollander is youthful

Tier1Hater: 3 years ago
??

quinnsslove: 1 hour ago
my heart melted. he’s been defending shane on the internet for so long 😣

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r/MontrealMetros
What’s going on with my GOAT??
Monty_Pike: 3 years ago

Hayden Pike is now officially 20 games without a point. What's going on??

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
lets hope he make it 30

Monty_Pike : 3 years ago
Huh??

froggy_shane: 1 hour ago
GENERATIONAL beef with hayden this man has not known peace for once in his life

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r/Finland
hm.
Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago

😡

Replies:

finnishfenoms: 3 years ago
Whats this about?? Lmao

barkov_forever: 3 years ago
just an angry russian hockey fan mad that they lost to finland in the olympics. just trolls, ignore them!

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
😡😡

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r/Stanley Cup
The smell
Curious_George2: 3 years ago

Can someone tell me what it smells like?? I’m just so curious. Everyone talks about how it feels, how much it weighs, but I need to know about the SMELL

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
like feet. lots of feet.

Curious_George2: 3 years ago
Umm… Why??

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
nobody know

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r/Bottoms
normal for bottoms to cum so much?
Ilya_Rozanov: 2 years ago

he cums for everything. i am not sure if this is normal, or i am just that good. i will take compliment, just want to make sure everything is okay.

Replies:

Twirllytwoo: 2 years ago
Hoestly. Probably a mix of both. Assuming you’re a top in here visiting, so thanks for your service for our fellow bottoms 😀

Ilya_Rozanov: 2 years ago
thank you. i love bottoms

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r/Models
Ilya Rozanov: STUNNING
NewYorkBaddies: 2 years ago

Ilya Rozanov looks STUNNING in new post. We need some more attention to his looks! Enough about his hockey skills, give me attention to that face!!

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 2 years ago
he is just ok. nothing to drool over. hollander is cuter

NewYorkBaddies: 2 years ago
Man shut up about Shane Hollander

rozzyilyas: 1 hour ago
oh our humble king 🙌

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r/GingerAle
why
Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago

i am just confused. why do people like it so much? taste like car oil

Replies:

Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago
It’s just great. It’s healthy, familiar, and good for my diet.

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
okay. i guess so

killthevibess: 1 hour ago
SHANE???

monzzpucks: 1 hour ago
likely place for shane to be 💀

kill_em_out: 1 hour ago
DID THEY REALLY NOT REALIZE THEY INTERACTED BEFORE THIS WAS ALL EXPOSED FDHJFS I CANNNOTTT

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r/Actors
question about rose landry
Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago

she is single? don’t know anything about her. who is she? and dating? tell me someone

Replies:

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
She’s a really great actress! And she’s dating Shane Hollander last time I saw .

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
proof of this?

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
Umm the 100 paparazzi photos?

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
sorry, proof that is not bullshit.

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
Are you calling paparazzi bullshit? lmao

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
yes. show me visual proof or i will not believe.

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
There IS visual proof??

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
i do not see

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
Then open your eyes

Ilya_Rozanov: 1 year ago
no

Quaint_Updates: 1 year ago
Parasocialism at it’s finest.

pucklovers12: 1 hour ago
this is just… the concept of Ilya Rozanov being parasocially in love with Shane Hollander.

ilyaasraid: 1 hour ago
well he was on /bottoms reddit like IM GETTING DICKED DOWN BY ILYA ROZANOV so they kinda have a freak4freak think going on rn

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r/MLH
Scott Hunter
Ilya_Rozanov: 3 weeks ago

Scott Hunter comes out. This is crazy? I honestly don’t know what to think. I guess it’s brave, but what does everyone else think?

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 weeks ago
good for him. proud.

HappySound: 3 weeks ago
Someone get this fake fucking Ilya Rozanov account out of here. The real Ilya Rozanov would NOT be okay with gay people.

Ilya_Rozanov: 3 weeks ago
shut the fuck up. you know nothing. you piece of shit. you baby? you cry? you cry all day. you so sad. wah. wah. so dumb. no brain.

sweepmeup_: 1 hour ago
WOAH WOAH HE DOES NOT HOLD BACK

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r/BostonRaiders
Ilya leaving Boston?
BostonBorn43: 2 hours ago

Ilya Rozanov is a free agent at the end of this season. Is he planning to leave Boston? He hasn’t resigned anywhere yet, so I’m getting a little worried.

Replies:

Ilya_Rozanov: 2 hours ago
probably.

BostonBorn43: 2 hours ago
??

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Jane: Ilya. If my reddit was exposed for being my full name. Why would you keep using your reddit under YOUR full name even after they found mine?

Lily: i did not

Jane: Your last post was TWO hours ago

Lily: i like the app

Lily: so what

Lily: is fun

Jane: 😭

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