it's you, it's you, it's all for you (everything i do)

Lily

January 24, 2012 at 2:01 PM

Lily

you

2:53 PM

?

Lily

read hat

is you

fuck off

jane

December 18, 2013 at 2:37 AM

look is you

December 21, 2013 at 6:39 AM

jane

what

how is that me

10:28 AM

in murder building before we went upstairs

was you

jane

fuck you

okay

11:28 AM

you after

3:45 PM

jane

i'm not a fucking cat fuck off you're such an asshole

Lily

January 1, 2014 at 1:28 AM

Lily

8:47 AM

what no "you" this time?

12:29 PM

Lily

is implied

12:44 PM

wow big word

Lily

someone at club was being boring and drinking ginger ale

like you

sorry not like you you're too boring to go to club for new year

Lily

March 5, 2014 at 10:59 PM

Lily

April 26, 2014 at 12:12 AM

Lily

June 19, 2014 at 11:38 PM

jane

February 26, 2015 at 9:33 PM

guess what i will say

10:08 PM

jane

what is wrong with you

is you!

10:41 PM

jane

...

did you make that yourself just to be an asshole

😉

Lily

October 18, 2016 at 11:58 PM

Lily

October 23, 2016 at 2:48 PM

🖕

jane

November 13, 2016 at 2:02 AM

jane

November 14, 2016 at 12:38 AM

jane

November 25, 2016 at 3:28 AM

jane

December 4, 2016 at 2:23 AM

jane

December 15, 2016 at 11:27 PM

Lily

January 15, 2017 at 12:07 AM

jane

January 15, 2017 at 1:39 AM

Lily

January 31, 2017 at 4:01 PM

Lily

6:22 PM

wtf delete that

and fuck you

jane ❤️

March 10, 2017 at 4:17 AM

Lily

March 17, 2017 at 10:23 PM

Lily

oh my god

did you just google "teddy bear with glasses"

Lily

no

"shane hollander with glasses"

google is smart

asshole

delete

Lily

i know i know 🙄

you wear glasses on all calls from now okay

no fuck off

i only need them for reading

Lily

is okay wear anyway

i'm not ruining my eyes bc you like glasses

Lily

no not glasses

YOU with glasses

🖕

jane ❤️

April 11, 2017 at 3:47 PM

jane ❤️

us

3:59 PM

jane ❤️

4:22 PM

you have concussion yes

you should not be on phone

jane ❤️

🥺

you are deer?

jane ❤️

nooo youuuu

you are very high hollander

put your phone down

jane ❤️

☹️

Lily ❤️

July 13, 2017 at 11:03 AM

Lily ❤️

i'm literally in the living room

Lily ❤️

is so far

come back

fine

jane ❤️

October 12, 2017 at 9:48 PM

👓🥵🍆👅

jane ❤️

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Lily ❤️

March 30, 2018 at 7:25 PM

Lily ❤️

you

fuck you

8:12 PM

you

Lily ❤️

🤣

Hayden

April 23, 2018 at 6:29 PM

Hayden

hey

you know how you took those pics of ruby + jade

and you told me i could send them to myself yesterday with your phone

when you were making your smoothie

i wasn't snooping i swear!

but

is there a reason you have so many cat pics in your camera roll?

are you thinking of getting one??

cause i think that's a great idea you should do it!!

jane ❤️

April 23, 2018 at 6:33 PM

jane ❤️

shit

💀

yes shane are you getting cat?

jane ❤️

shut up asshole

what do i even tell hayd??

oh my god hollander

make up fucking lie

is not hard

jane ❤️

i hate you

yes lie just like that

see not hard

but something else is hard 😈

jane ❤️

that was terrible

6:42 PM

jane ❤️

where are you

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Lily ❤️

October 2, 2018 at 2:41 PM

Lily ❤️

you

that doesn't even make sense

Lily ❤️

is from boring ottawa

like you

wow

jane ❤️

February 14, 2019 at 7:27 AM

jane ❤️

yes

❤️

🥰

Lily ❤️

October 27, 2019 at 2:18 PM

us

Lily ❤️

YES

i love you мой любимыйmy love

i love you too ❤️

jane ❤️

May 13, 2020 at 3:38 PM

us 🥰

4:17 PM

jane ❤️

you hate loons??

no

😏

Lily ❤️

September 27, 2020 at 8:28 PM

you

Lily ❤️

мой любимыйmy love

what

i don't know 🤷‍♂️

Lily ❤️

😭

jane ❤️

October 28, 2020 at 5:31 PM

jane ❤️

us

я тебя люблюi love you ❤️

jane ❤️

я тебя люблюi love you ❤️

Lily ❤️

November 17, 2020 at 3:18 PM

Lily ❤️

us

jane ❤️

January 23, 2021 at 2:40 PM

jane ❤️

us

Lily ❤️

March 28, 2021 at 11:52 AM

Lily ❤️

us

everything will be okay мой любимыйmy love

im sorry it happened like this

i love you shane

i love you ilya

always ❤️

Ilya 💗

July 18, 2021 at 1:28 PM

us

Ilya 💗

no more rivalry 😎

i don't know i think i can get more goals than you next season

Ilya 💗

is good to have dreams i think

asshole

Ilya 💗

😉

shane 💗🥵💍

August 6, 2021 at 7:03 AM

good morning мой мужmy husband

us 🥰

shane 💗🥵💍

where did you go??

getting your smoothie will be back soon

shane 💗🥵💍

hurry up

😈

cenSTARS 🌟🏒❤️‍🔥🎠

October 13, 2021 at 12:39 AM

young-est child

hi tean did antone elsw see iyla taje pictruess of the galsses on the table?'!??

12:47 AM

ice-bergy

dudw you'e WASTEWDD

young-est child

fyck YOI

1:02 AM

la la pointy

roz holzy we lost haasy

help

1:05 AM

baby haasy

i am

not losr!!!!!

😜

9:11 AM

bood

so children what have we learned

chewy

💀

dykstra

what was young even trying to say

hazy

something about rozy taking pics of glasses i think

is that code for something

troy-rex

we're never gonna know bc no shot the rooks remember anything

bood

...are we sure they're all alive and accounted for

👍

shane 💗🥵💍

yes

Ilya 💗

October 13, 2021 at 12:53 AM

Ilya 💗

usss

❤️

shane 💗🥵💍

November 3, 2021 at 4:41 PM

shane 💗🥵💍

us

you are with pike?

shane 💗🥵💍

yes?

🙂

shane 💗🥵💍

ilya

what are you doing

us + his friend steve

November 3, 2021 at 4:53 PM

us

us

us

6th best pike

what the fuck

shane 💗🥵💍

ilya.

😎

6th best pike

wait a minute

wait

wait

if we wait longer we will die

shane 💗🥵💍

ILYA

6th best pike

THE CAT PICTURES

ON YOUR PHONE

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOKE WITH ROZANOV THE WHOLE TIME????

WTF SHANE

shane 💗🥵💍

in my defense

you're the one who snooped hayd

6th best pike

i DIDN'T SNOOP

i had to go to your camera roll to send the pictures to myself they were RIGHT THERE

i can't believe you let me believe you were thinking of getting a cat the whole time

i sent you links to the best shelters in montreal

i talked to jackie's friend with the kittens

i researched BREEDS I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE

shane 💗🥵💍

sorry hayd

i am not sorry

and shane is my husband.

your crush on him is embarassing

shane 💗🥵💍

ilya.

6th best pike

fuck you rozanov

no thank you i have my husband, shane hollander, for that

Ilya 💗

December 12, 2021 at 6:31 AM

made by willa and andrew

us ❤️

8:04 AM

Ilya 💗

oh my god

i am buying them many many gifts for christmas

you cannot stop me

hey i wasn't going to

team dads and babies 👨‍❤️‍👨🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

January 11, 2022 at 9:29 PM

ice-bergy

why is shane taking a picture of the forks????

@young add it to the list

young-est child

WRONG CHAT DUMBASS

DELETE

ice-bergy

fuck

shane 💗🥵💍

February 14, 2022 at 8:01 AM

shane 💗🥵💍

YES MOYA LYUBOV ALWAYS

you found this on twitter?

shane 💗🥵💍

...yes

dammit you've seen this already haven't you

yes but i love it

i love you

shane 💗🥵💍

i love you too baby

cenSTARS 🌟🏒❤️‍🔥🎠

March 23, 2022 at 2:35 PM

la la pointy

good afternoon team

dykstra

oh no not a good start

bood

what's going on

troy-rex

nothing good i'm sure

ice-bergy

we are gathered here today

chewy

the fuck

is this a funeral

young-est child

for a proposed exposé on ilya rozanov and shane hollander

shane 💗🥵💍

what.

what is this

if you do not explain immediately you will be doing bag skates for the next month

you are giving shane anxiety

baby haasy

oh my god shane no it's not like that

guys stop

young-est child

wait no shane we're sorry it's not bad

la la pointy

www.docs.google.com/document/d/S2h4I8r1td

young-est child

okay in retrospect that was a really shitty way to word it i'm really sorry shane

shane 💗🥵💍

you're fine young

but what is this

bood

what the fuck

chewy

wtf

troy-rex

this is...thorough

hazy

wait wait wait

do you guys remember that one night last year when young texted some random shit about rozy taking pictures of cups or something

holy shit

shane 💗🥵💍

wow

Lily 💗

March 23, 2022 at 2:52 PM

wtf how did they even figure it out

Lily 💗

they are smart

and we do not hide it anymore i think

also they are at our home maybe too much

yea but

if i saw all that happening with two of my teammates

i don't think this would've been the connection i made

Lily 💗

is because they are ipad kids who are chronically online

what. who taught you that

Lily 💗

twitter 😎

cenSTARS 🌟🏒❤️‍🔥🎠

March 23, 2022 at 2:59 PM

ice-bergy

as you can see, after collecting months of evidence

we have reached the conclusion that shane and ilya have a long-running battle to see who can find the weirdest pictures of two items to compare their relationship to

dykstra

...

bood

MONTHS of evidence

and it's all so organized????

@rooks are your jobs not interesting enough anymore do we need to start holding rooks only practices

hazy

i'm not gonna lie i'm kinda impressed

la la pointy

thank you hazy

chewy

i'm still kinda shocked haasy is involved

young-est child

💀

oh you mean the one who started the whole thing??

baby haasy

🖕

betrayed by our own sons 😔

dykstra

we can talk about the family treason later

can we back up @roz @holzy is all this shit true

yes

shane 💗🥵💍

no

troy-rex

💀💀

is mostly true

chewy

okay but why??

shane 💗🥵💍

it started out as ilya being an asshole

then i don't know, it kinda turned into a game i guess

and more

yes

we do not have to explain more

bood

okay wait why is that kinda cute 😭

dykstra

no that's actually cute as shit

hazy

hollanov out here out-coupling everyone again

😎

ice-bergy

thank you for coming to our ted talk

young-est child

🙌

@children terrible talk no ted 0/10 stars no dinner for you tonight

la la pointy

NOOOOOO

baby haasy

we are sorry 😓

okay fine dinner is back on

chewy

NO TED LMAO

troy-rex

can i just say that the effort that went into this is insane

given that you are all PROFESSIONAL hockey players

with actual jobs to do

shane 💗🥵💍

the evidence organization was very nice actually

very clear and easy to follow

good job

bood

LMFAOOOO only holzy man

young-est child

thank you 🫠

dykstra

also there was a lot going on so i let it go but i need to bring it up

since when is young out here using words like "exposé" and "retrospect"

are we sure he wasn't replaced by an alien when we weren't looking

chewy

💀

bood

wait fr

baby haasy

ah you guys don't know?

his gf gave him a word of the day calendar

troy-rex

LOL

🤣

ice-bergy

haasy he's gonna get you back for that 💀

dykstra

LMAOO okay mystery solved

young-est child

fuck you guys

baby haasy

😇

shane 💗🥵💍

July 23, 2022 at 9:43 AM

happy anniversary мой любимыйmy love

otters mate for life

us ❤️

shane 💗🥵💍

happy anniversary baby i love you so much ❤️

End Notes

i know this is mostly just a silly little texting fic but there's something to be said about the inherent yearning of seeing something in the world and sending it to someone with "you" or "us" i think. the whole "i'm thinking of you" and "everything reminds me of you" and "wherever i go, you are always there" of it all !! even in their periods of ghosting (ilya) or dating someone else (shane), especially with the texts that they didn't send to each other, i think that they were still thinking of each other and that's just......THE YEARNING OKAY THE YEARNING !!!

okay angst over i am furthering my "hollanov adopting cens rookies" agenda once again because it is my god-given right to, i will not stop !!! also long-suffering hayden pike agenda because that man will never catch a break when it comes to hollanov (they love him) !!! oh also another agenda i'm furthering is shane calling ilya "baby" that will never get old to me it is canon to me okay !!!

also if you caught the word of the day calendar reference….congrats you win !! the prize is my appreciation for reading my fics thank you always 😌

yell at me in the comments i always love hearing your favorite parts !!

edit: i'm now on tumblr you can also yell at me there 🫣