Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Compliant, Crack, Humor, Social Media, post 1x05, reddit, Concussed Shane Hollander

Language:

English

Series:

Part 2 of reddit verse

Stats:

Published: 2025-12-21 Words: 1,194 Chapters: 1/1

Shane Hollander's Reddit History

Summary

r/Bottoms
First Time Bottoming…
Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago

shaneswood: 2 days ago
ur telling me shane hollander has been on reddit this whole time talking about bottoming and we only JUST found out?

Notes

hello! this is kinda a part 2 to my other reddit fic, but it can also be a standalone :) hope you enjoy!

• Translation into 中文-普通话 國語 available: 【授翻】Shane Hollander的历史发帖 by ANINGAriana

r/Dildos
Unsure what size to buy.
Shane_Hollander24: 9 years ago

Thinking about ordering one. I found a somewhat sketchy website to secretly order one, but I’m unsure about the size. Would everyone suggest I start small?

Replies:

Greg_Buttons: 9 years ago
Yes. Please start small. It’s a big leap, but we’re all proud of you over here. Just be ready to feel a lot of things.

Shane_Hollander24: 9 years ago
Thank you for your help! Strangers on the internet are so kind

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r/Bottoms
First Time Bottoming…
Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago

I’m not sure how to feel. It was great, and it was done with someone I trust, but I don’t know how to explain the feeling. Does anyone else have this experience?

Replies:

nickiminajjj: 7 years ago
Sounds like you’re just getting some cold feet, king. Keep your head up high. It’s the best experience EVER!

Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago
Thanks for your advice. Confused about the ‘cold feet’ part, though. I love having warm feet. But, after bottoming again, (with the same guy) I think I agree that it’s the best experience ever. Not sure how I’ve been living without this all this time!

shaneswood: 2 days ago
ur telling me shane hollander has been on reddit this whole time talking about bottoming and we only JUST found out? how did nobody connect the dots?

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r/BostonRaiders
Ilya Rozanov
Haters_Gonna_Hate: 7 years ago

Ilya Rozanov. I really don’t know how to feel about him. Sure he scores a lot, but I think he’s overhyped. Can someone tell me if Ilya Rozanov is really worth the hype?

Replies:

Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago
Yes. He’s worth the hype

Haters_Gonna_Hate: 7 years ago
Alright, but in what context?

Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago
Yes.

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r/HockeyGear
Sherwood gloves
Shane_Hollander24: 5 years ago

Does anyone have experience with Sherwind gloves? They feel itchy. Not sure if it’s just me, but I certainly wouldn’t want to use these during a game.

Replies:

Rad_Devils: 5 years ago
I think they work fine. Shane Hollander sponsors them so I trust them

Shane_Hollander24: 5 years ago
Please do not use that methodology for everything Shane sponsors, okay?

Rad_Devils: 5 years ago
Why would Shane sponsor something he didn’t use?

Shane_Hollander24: 5 years ago
Did you forget I sponsored tampons

Shane_Hollander24: 5 years ago
*Shane

Rad_Devils: 5 years ago
I just figured he used them. Hey, I don’t judge!

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r/Bottoms
Update
Shane_Hollander24: 4 years ago

I posted in this sub a few years ago, and I just wanted to talk about my progress in bottoming. You get used to it very quickly, and your body starts to crave it. Which is why you need a top that is very kind to you. It’s been three years of being with the same man and every time just feels so great.

Replies:

underscore_lover: 4 years ago
YES! This is great news! Congratulations on your relationship! Happy for your journey in bottoming

Shane_Hollander24:: 4 years ago
What relationship

shanesmega: 1 day ago
oh this sweet sweet boy

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r/MontrealMetros
They won the cup!
Montreal_lover: 2 years ago

Montreal won the cup! Super proud of the team. Everyone was celebrating and holding it up, but it looks kind of heavy. Does anyone know what it feels like? Or how much it weighs?

Replies:

Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago
It's about 30 pounds, but it feels weightless after you win it. Literally feels light as a feather!

Montreal_lover: 2 years ago
Um, okay? Why are you speaking like you’ve won it before.

pike_hyden: 2 years ago
i think that’s a shane hollander roleplay account! That’s why

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r/Roleplay
Roleplay meaning?
Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago

Forgive me for being here, but what does Roleplay mean?

Replies:

Belugawhaleee: 2 years ago
In what context?

Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago
Like, if someone were to roleplay as Shane Hollander. What would that mean?

Belugawhaleee: 2 years ago
Oh, its like pretending. Like, if you were ‘roleplaying’ as Shane Hollander, you’d be pretending to be Shane Hollander. Seems like that’s what you’re already doing, so you’re on the right track!

Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago
Okay. I kind of get it. So you are roleplaying as a beluga whale?

Belugawhaleee: 2 years ago
Yes! *bubblenoise* *wavesfin*

Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago
That’s certainly cool! And very new! Okay!

ilyashaned: 1 days ago
YALL HAD THIS MAN LOOKING UP ROLEPLAY I CANTTT

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r/Dieting
Best beverage?
Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago

Is ginger ale still the best beverage for dieting? I’ve been drinking it exclusively for a while, but I wasn’t sure if I should switch.

Replies:

turnitalllll: 2 years ago
The best beverage is cum.

Shane_Hollander24: 2 years ago
I drink that too, anything else?

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r/Women
Question about women
Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago

So, I’ll keep this short. I have a girlfriend who I’m in love with, but I also think i’m gay. We had sex and… I hated being the top. But I think I still love her. Not sure where to go from here, any help?

Replies:

Blocksburgg: 1 year ago
So you were talking about bottoming for a man 6 years ago and now you have a girlfriend?

Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago
God forbid a man have a mid-life crisis

Riley_The_Great: 1 year ago
Sorry, but this is a subreddit for women’s products :( I’m afraid we won’t be able to help with your sexuality crisis. We recommend checking out our friends over at r/gay!

Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago
Thank you. I will try that

twinsrozy: 2 days ago
WE SOLVED THE ROSE MYSTERY !!!!

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r/Gay
Question about women
Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago

So, I’ll keep this short. I have a girlfriend who I’m in love with, but I also think i’m gay. We had sex and… I hated being the top. But I think I still love her. Not sure where to go from here, any help?

Replies:

Jettval: 1 year ago
Motherfucker you’re gay

Shane_Hollander24: 1 year ago
Alright yeah…

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r/Birds
On window
Shane_Hollander24: 4 days ago

Does anyone else esee that bird on the window. Across from me

Replies:

BlueBird_Watcher: 4 days ago
What bird

redforestv: 4 days ago
We’re not in your house so no??

yearnforthetrees: 4 days ago
op are you okay??

Shane_Hollander24: 4 days ago
Hello okay, I’m Shane

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r/Concussion
Odd Symptoms
Shane_Hollander24: 3 days ago

Ever since my concussion, I don’t know why but I just want to lay on a mans chest and stroke his hair. How do I get over this desire.

Replies:

Doctor_Lover: 3 days ago
Um. I don’t think this desire is concussion related honestly.

findme_Nurse: 3 days ago
Do you have this desire when youre not concussed?

Shane_Hollander24: 3 days ago
Yes, all of the time

findme_Nurse: 3 days ago
Then WHY are you asking us??😭

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Shane Hollander statement on his old Reddit posts:

“I didn’t know EVERYONE could see those.”

Comments:

@montrealShanes: mf didn’t even try to deny anything i cant

@shershane: somehow the bottoming isnt the part that surprised me the most.

@hollandddeez: hes 15 minutes old can u guys go easy on him pls

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Lily: hollander

Jane: Don’t say anything I already know.

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