not "your' anything

Lily

Today 15:15 PM
Lily.
Lily
hello
Dead to me.
What the fuck?!
Lily
??
What.the.hell.did.you.do.
Lily
ahh
I am in trouble, da?
Trouble? TROUBLE?
You added me to the fucking Boston WAG chat!
Lily
ehhh incorrect
buzzer noise
I did not add you
Hammersmith added you
LILY.
Lily
what?! Is truth
No wait, is lie.
Marly was sneaky sneaky and got your number off phone while I daydream. Boston WAG Matilda added you
But I did not add my Jane to gossip WAGS
Not "your" jane.
and what the fuck could you have possibly been daydreaming about to not notice someone stealing your phone?
Lily
Very good question, I will answer
I was dreaming of delicious sounds you make
okay
Lily
when I use my mouth on your cock
Stop.
Lily
and you come so pretty ❤️
like religious experience yes?
Jesus Christ.
Lily
EHHH
Wrong again
I am "Lily", best lover with best cock
This isn't fucking funny Rozanov!
Someone could find out! One phone call and we're fucked!
Lily
Oh my god Hollander
You are making big deal out of ant hill! It is okay
It isn't okay, you asshole! And it's "making a mountain out of a mole hill"
Lily
whatever
stupid english with stupid words
is still same meaning. You are being worried for no reason
is little funny, even
I hate you.
Lily
This is not what you said last time
You very much liked me last time
And my cock
See if I ever touch your cock again after the stunt you just pulled!
Or let you touch me
Asshole.
Lily
again it was not me!
and nooo I love touching you, is one of favourite things to do
And you love it when I touch you too, yes?
Today 15:27 PM
Jane?
...Jane
Hollander, come backkkk
Today 15:32 PM
Please say you joke. pretend
what the fuck is the word i want? Fuck english!!
Hollander!

Brother Bears

Today 16:36 PM
Marleau count your fucking days
Marly
what the fuck
Hammers
wtf
Connors
Ooooooooh you're in trouble!
Mick
uh oh 😬
Marly
both of you shut the fuck up
Roz, what did I do??
Going to trade you to Buffalo
Hammers
sorry Cap, trading doesn't work like that
and you Hammersmith
Bag skates. until you retire
or drop dead
I'm not picky
Hammers
Now wait a damn minute...
Mick
what the fuck have you two done to Cap 😂
Hammers
I don't know! ROZ
Marly
Not a clue, Roz, what the hell
And why aren't you threatening tweedle dum and dee?
Connors
alright
uncalled for
are they reason as to why i am not currently having phone sex?
have they invaded their Captain's privacy, betrayed his trust, left him horny with no outlet?
Micky
jesus christ Roz
also
Hammers
Oh my god
Micky
"no outlet" my ass
I don't want your ass Micky, is not good enough for my standards
do squats, be better
Connors
ooft
Micky
da mn okay
I want Jane's plump and delicious ass, but i cannot
Connors
Ah, did Cap's Montreal Girl finally see the light and dump his ass?
drills. drills until death.
Micky
well shit, good goin Connors
Connors
noooo
Hammers
Are you fucking for real, Cap? Really?
Marly
Is this seriously because I got your girl's number??
Yes!!! And Hammers wife has now added jane to WAGs
And now my Jane won't pick up calls
all I wanted was to make Jane orgasm hard enough to see gods
is this too much to ask??
also not "my" girl
Marly
vomit 🤮
Connors
please never say that shit again
Micky
poor jane how does she do it
Connors
not "my girl" but "my jane" hmmmmmmm
St-Simon
what in the everloving FUCK have I woken up to
Marly
??? woke up ???
....#old
St-Simon
say it to my face motherfucker
Hammers
well Simon, you woke up to our Captain throwing a tantrum because Jane is pissed that we got her number and added her to the WAGS chat
and now our captain has a case of blue balls
St-Simon
HA
what? what are you saying about my balls??
my balls are not blue!!
Marly
ahshsjkkf Roz buddy no
Connors
It means your horny and aren't getting your dick wet
St-Simon
*you're
Connors
walk into traffic old man simon
bullying by team
Russia was warmer
Connors
cough drama queen cough
Marly
good god man
pull yourself together jesus
i thought you boys were bayes...
St-Simon
don't fucking do it
but no, just fam 😔
Marly
Hammers, this is your fault!!
Hammers
wtf why??? You stole his girl's number!!!
Marly
Well I'm not going to blame your wife am I? I actually like her
St-Simon
Agreed!
Micky
Tell Tilly we miss her!
Hammers
wtf you literally saw her three days ago
and I'll remind you my WIFE is the one who added Roz's Montreal girl to the WAGS chat
not me
so blame her for Roz being a pouty, blue-balls fucker
i still don't understand why are you obsessed with my balls??
they are not blue
and i am not pouting!!
Marly
ffs we aren't obsessed with your balls!!!
St-Simon
it's an English expression, Roz, and I beg of you to stop mentioning it
Connors
wooooooow can't believe you're throwing Tilly under the bus like that
brb telling Hallie
Micky
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH you're fucked Hammers!!!
please tell your wife she is too good for you Hammers
and that she will be getting all your money soon
Hammers
we share? OUR money???
EHHHHHH
not when you all die of bag skates tomorrow morning
Micky
we don't have practice tomorrow
wait. do we????
Marly
uh no? Coach never said
St-Simon
No, we don't
wait
Don't you fucking dare Rozanov...
😊😊
Today 18:04 PM
Connors
"URGENT: New training time at 05:00, not optional. Please be on time or you will be asked to stay back extra hours."
the fucker did it
kisses 😘

Brad Hammersmith's Phone - Ilya and Brad Chat

Captain Rozy

Yesterday 16:41 PM
Hey, if your girl is really uncomfortable or Tilly overstepped, it's okay.
I don't think Tilly or the others would be that upset if Montreal Jane left the chat or whatever
Captain Rozy
no
is fine
my Jane is mad at me, not wags
but she is shy, my jane, may not want to stay
"my jane"??
finally locked that shit down Cap?
Captain Rozy
cannot do this
Work makes it hard, yes? Not… compatible schedules
conflicting schedules?
Captain Rozy
Da! Yes! Conflicting schedules
it's been years man, not going to lie, kinda sick of watching you pine after this mystery chick
Captain Rozy
russians do not pine
bullshit
(IMAGE: Picture of Ilya Rozanov squatting by the locker room bench. He is half dressed like he just finished a game and is pouting down at his phone.)
Captain Rozy
bzzz bzzz sorry must go
must answer call
byeeeeee
you fucker
Yesterday 23:24 PM
Captain Rozy
please ask Matilda if she likes gold or silver
what? Why??
Captain Rozy
for beautiful necklace I will buy as thank you
I am still confused
Captain Rozy
yes, you are stupid
go fuck yourself
Captain Rozy
it is thank you for being nice to my Jane
and thank you for best phone sex of life xx
Excuse me!!!!
Captain Rozy
ughhh you americans
so stupid
phone sex with Jane!!!
Uh yeah, i got that
but you are fucking insane if you think I'm goin to let you get my wife a necklace as thank you for you getting to stroke your dick
Captain Rozy
you are terrible husband
this is why you cannot have such great phone sex
poor tilly 😞
Today 08:49 AM
This is Tilly - I like gold 😊
Captain Rozy
yes ma'am!

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Today 15:01 PM
Tilly (HA)
Incoming new WAG people!
Hallie (CON)
Oh?
Chloe (ST)
yessss fresh meat
Emily (CM)
what is actually wrong with you??
Chloe (ST)
undiagnosed & unmedicated 😝
Tilly (HA) added Jane (ROZ) to the group chat
Hallie (CON)
lol now that is a t-shirt slogan if I ever did hear one
omg
Chloe (ST)
!!!!!
Emily (CM)
CERTIFIED WHORE ROZANOV???!!?
Tilly (HA)
Can both of you behave ffs
You're gonna scare her off
Chloe (ST)
yes mom
Tilly (HA)
Hi Jane! Welcome to the Boston WAGS chat! Sorry for just throwing you in here but my darling husband and Cliff risked being murdered by Ilya to steal your number
So I figured I should just fully commit 😁
Hallie (CON)
omg did they really?? Ballsy
Tilly (HA)
Sure did! I thought Brad was going to shit himself honestly
Emily (CM)
Kiss your husband for me Tilly, he's given us a beautiful gift
Chloe (ST)
and only Bradley
Cliff can suffer for his actions alone
Emily (CM)
preach
Today 15:22 PM
Hi everyone.
Chloe (ST)
omg Montreal Jane said hi to me
Emily (CM)
Montreal Jane said hi to all of us
In our humble WAG chat
imma cry!!!
Hallie (CON)
Both of you shush! You're going to scare her off and then Cap will murder our boys
Welcome Jane! It's nice to have you here 💕
Chloe (ST)
You mean nice to have you here FINALLY
Emily (CM)
one of us! one of us!
Chloe (ST)
one of us! One of us!!
Hallie (CON)
I'm so sorry about those two
I would say they'll calm down and be normal
But I would be lying
Oh. That's okay.
Thank you for being honest?
Chloe (ST)
bless
Hallie (CON)
Awww you're sweet
Why are you with Rozanov??
Tilly (HA)
Hallie wtf
Emily (CM)
I mean....
Wait! Does this mean Rozanov finally locked you down??!
Because the man has been down bad for MONTHS!
Oh god no!
Tilly (HA)
???
Chloe (ST)
????lore???
Sorry, that was really rude.
I just meant we are not together. Only very, very casual.
Chloe (ST)
For nearly a year babe?? I don't believe it
More like 5 but yeah.
Emily (CM)
FIVE??!!
Chloe (ST)
FIVEE!!!
Nearly six, if I really think about it.
Emily (CM)
ashsjkdhd six fucking years of casual sex
his dick must be magical omfg
Tilly (HA)
Emily Fraser!!!
Hallie (CON)
Em you can't just say that!
She's not wrong.
Tilly (HA)
oh
Chloe (ST)
this is the greatest day of my life hehehehe
Shit, sorry, was that too much?
Chloe (ST)
Never!
Emily (CM)
Never babe!!
We've been waiting for an Ilya Rozanov WAG for years and turns out you were there the whole time
Tell us EVERYTHING
Honestly, I’m not sure I should even be here. Rozanov and I aren’t really anything.
Chloe (ST)
That's because he's an asshole who won't settle down
It’s really not like that!
We both work in really high profile jobs, we can't afford the drama if it got out.
And I live in Canada, so...
Not that I want anything serious with him anyway!

Chloe (ST)
👀

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Yesterday 07:30 PM
Chloe (ST)
DEATH TO NEW YORK!!!!
Hallie (CON)
BOSTON BEARS FOR THE WINNN!!!! 🐻
Emily (CM)
Why did it have to be an away game? 😩
Bullshit
Tilly (HA)
I invited you to hang out with me but noooo you wanted to “enjoy the empty house”
Emily (CM)
And WHEN have you ever actually listened to me? Rude
Tilly (HA)
Rude, I always listen to you!
Chloe (ST)
yap yap yap
Both of you shhhhhhh!
I’m trying to watch our boys on the TV!
Tilly (HA):
Pleeeeeease you are staring at your man’s ass
Chloe (ST)
Actually
I was staring at Roz’s
because hot DAMN 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥
Hallie (CON)
Hey so babe
Remember a couple of days ago?
When we got a new member of the WAGS?
Chloe (ST)
oh shit
No it’s okay.
I was also staring.
It's a great ass.
Chloe (ST)
SUCK IT BITCHESSS 😝😝
Emily (CM)
Queen behaviour, honestly
No jealously, only truth
Why would I be jealous? He isn’t my boyfriend.
Tilly (HA)
Yeah see, I'm not convinced
He isn't!
Tilly (HA)
Hmmmm MMMMM
Annyywayyy
...
Emily (CM)
As much as I loooove the confidence Jane
If anyone looked at Mick too long we’d be fighting
Chloe (ST)
No one is looking at your community service Em
Emily (CM)
ohhhhhhhhh I KNOW old man St-Simon’s missus isn’t coming for me
Chloe (ST)
And yet everything works just fiiiine 😏
Hallie (CON)
gag
Tilly (HA)
Not again
Is this… Is this normal?
Hallie (CON)
Unfortunately
Yesterday 08:17 PM
Tilly (HA)
Wait, hang on!
Jane, are you watching the game?!
Um yes? Not much else to do on a Tuesday night
Emily (CM)
omg Montreal Jane is watching the same game as me hehehe
Hallie (CON)
?????
Chloe (ST)
Not if you’re boring!!
It's like speaking to Rozanov.
Chloe (ST)
I shouldn't feel so offended and yet
Hallie (CON)
No, you should.
Ilya is hot but his personality? Blegh
Amen
Tilly (HA)
Don't hold back Jane haha
It's okay. I remind him every time I see him. Got to keep his ego in check.
Emily (CM)
Again - Queen. Behaviour.
I love it
Tilly (HA)
Are you watching the game from Montreal, Jane?
No, actually. I'm in LA right now.
For work.
Emily (CM)
jane lore yesssss
Hallie (CON)
No, actually, what is wrong with you??
Emily (CM)
What do you do for work? Roz has mentioned to Mikey you travel a lot
Yeah, I do. I work in the sports industry.
Tilly (HA)
Like in admin?
ah no. Not exactly.
Hallie (CON)
Are you a manager or something?
Or something.
Sorry, I can't really talk about it.
Chloe (ST)
Oh, she's important 😌
I mean, yeah, I'm kind of essential to the team.
Emily (CM)
And I'll say it again:
QUEEN
BEHAVIOUR
Yesterday 08:32 PM
Tilly (HA)
What the fuck was that call?!!!
Fucking bullshit
Emily (CM)
Duck and cover everyone! Matilda is swearing
Chloe (ST)
I'm innocent leave me be 😩
Tilly (HA)
That ref called penalty on Marleau and it’s bullshit! It was a legal hit
Hallie (CON)
The guy went flying, Tilly. Looks like concussion protocol
And he wasn’t near the puck
Tilly (HA)
It’s bullshit is what it is 😤
No, Tilly is right, it was a bad call.
Dwyer was charging one of the Bears, Marleau was defending him. Don’t know what the fuck is up with the ref today. A legal hit shouldn’t end in a penalty like that.
Chloe (ST)
ooooh look at Roz! He's getting pisss-ay
As he should, the Refs are playing favorites.
As long as he
Fuck.
Hallie (CON)
Oh my fucking god
Tilly (HA)
So
I was mad
But I wasn't that mad 😵‍💫
Chloe (ST)
Holy shit!!
Holy shit did he just punch the ref!!!
Emily (CM)
aaaand yep
there he goes
out of the game
Fuck
Hallie (CON)
At least we have the lead
Tilly (HA)
Yeah, and down we are down our Captain AND one of our best players
Hallie (CON)
Our boys will pull through 💕
Chloe (ST)
Did the Ref say something to Roz before he sucker punched him?
i'm watching the replays and it looks like the ref says something to Roz, and Roz suddenly goes feral
Emily (CM)
Guess we will have to wait
Chloe (ST)
Orrrr we can utilise Montreal Jane's #whippedRozanov powers
Right Jane 😏

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Yesterday 10:15 PM
Emily (CM)
hey so like
I'm so curious about something
Chloe (ST)
uh oh
Hallie (CON)
I already have a headache 😑
Emily (CM)
fuck off you sluts
anyway
I need Jane here for this
Chloe (ST)
wait nevermind
Montreal Jane lore fuck yeah
ohhhhh JAAANNNnnEEE
Hallie (CON)
advil. I need advil
Emily (CM)
I would give you some but then you wouldn’t be suffering so 🤷🏽‍♀️
Hallie (CON)
rude
Emily (CM)
😘
Chloe (ST)
off track, ladies
JANE
MONTREAL JANE!!
GET YOUR BEAUTIFUL IF TERRIFYING ASS IN THIS CHAT NOW
Hallie (CON)
jesus christ, Chloe, give the girl a minute
Chloe (ST)
fuck that, i want L O R E 😤
Hallie (CON)
You know she's not some mythical creature
Emily (CM)
oh I'm sorry? are we not talking abut the elusive “Montreal Jane” that Roz kept tight-lipped about for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS
Chloe (ST)
at this point she's like a unicorn

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Thursday 17:08 PM
Emily (CM)
omghey omg
Chloe (ST)
HEY HEY omg
Tilly (HA)
No. Whatever it is... no.
Emily (CM)
you're not my mother stfu
Hallie (CON)
true true
but I have your mother's number so...
Emily (CM)
gasp
you wouldn't dare 😦
Hallie (CON)
try me
Chloe (ST)
good god you two are acting like we are plotting war crimes or smth
Tilly (HA)
Well?
Emily (CM)
... No comment 🙂
Tilly (HA)
I rest my case
Chloe (ST)
whatever
JAAAAAANNNNNEEEE
Hallie (CON)
I wonder when the "Montreal Jane" shine will wear off
Emily (CM)
gasp x2
Chloe (ST)
umm never??
Montreal Jane is mother, daughter and the holy ghost amen 🙏🏻
Emily (CM)
Amen 🙌🏼
Chloe (ST)
I even have a shrine
Emily (CM)
shut the fuck up really? Girl where?!
Chloe (ST)
turn right down the hall, near the linen cupboard
Tilly (HA)
Please tell me you haven't got a shrine of Roz's girl!
Chloe (ST)
Well that would be lying
Hallie (CON)
brb going to message Vic so he can get his girl locked up
Chloe (ST)
rude
Emily (CM)
DUDE
YOU DO HAVE A SHRINE
Chloe (ST)
🥰
of course!
I have one for every Boston WAG
Emily (CM)
*click to see image*
I'm crying this is amazing 😂😂
Hallie (CON)
You are actually so weird
Chloe (ST)
thank you
Hallie (CON)
Not a compliment
Chloe (ST)
I know 💕
I'm not Rozanov's girl. Or Wag.
Emily (CM)
HI JANE
Chloe (ST)
YAY JANE!!
Tilly (HA)
That's what's getting to you?
Hallie (CON)
Jane run. Run far away!
???
Why?
Hallie (CON)
Don't scroll up.
Oh.
Tilly (HA)
On behalf of the WAGS, I am very sorry for these two.
That's... nice?
Chloe (ST)
I came here for a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Emily (CM)
I appreciate you, baby
Chloe (ST)
loml ily 💕
Emily (CM)
Kisses 😘
No no!
Chloe, it's.. it's lovely!
I'm just surprised.
Tilly (HA)
It's okay, just tell them that they are feral monsters Jane
They've heard worse
Chloe (ST)
Actually die
Nothing can touch me, Montreal Jane likes meeeeee
Emily (CM)
Maybe enough to send a pic to add to the shrine??
👀
Good try but no, sorry.
Emily (CM)
worth a shot!
Chloe (ST)
That's okay, I'm working on it
Again, I ask - ???
Hallie (CON)
Oh, she's been bullying Ilya for the last few weeks
Chloe (ST)
fucking snitch
Hallie (CON)
😋
Is that why Rozanov has been trying to get me to send nudes recently?!
Emily (CM)
omg has he really? the dog
Chloe (ST)
i don't want a nude!
well...
I mean this sincerely
I think you need to be medicated.
Hallie (CON)
ooooh damn Jane
Tilly (HA)
no no
I agree with Jane
Chloe (ST)
booooo tomato booo
Where is your sparkle babe? Your whimsy??
My what?
Emily (CM)
sparkle sparkle bitches
Chloe (ST)
ALSO
the shrines annoying the shit out of Vincent hehe
Hallie (CON)
Can't imagine why...
Oh. Well, carry on with it then.
Hallie (CON)
??
Emily (CM)
???
Chloe (ST)
oh? 😳
Tilly (HA)
Sorry??
Anything that annoys the fuck out of a Bear is a win for me! 😊
Chloe (ST)
I feel obligated to defend my man and my team but please know that you are so fucking funny
Tilly (HA)
Hey, so RUDE 😤
Hallie (CON)
Jane's just mad because Boston crushed Montreal last time 😋
Crushed is a strong word!
More like got lucky with Montreal's goalie and defenders out on injuries.
Chloe (ST)
gonna send this screenshot to Roz brb
No need. I told him to his face that night!
Tilly (HA)
ruthless
It's not ruthlessness. It's fact.
Montreal is better, Boston is meh.
Hallie (CON)
hey so stfu??
No ❤️
Emily (CM)
I feel like it's hypocritical for the CANADIAN girl to be judging the Boston Bears when she's been fuck buddies with the CAPTAIN of said team for nearly a decade but idk
That's just me 🤷🏽‍♀️
Magical Dick.
Chloe (ST)
Magical dick 😜✨
Emily (CM)
oh yeah
Tilly (HA)
I fear you walked into that one babe
Chloe (ST)
brb sending these screenshots to Roz too!
Wait no!
Thursday 18:01 PM
Chloe (ST)
Wait! We got distracted!
Jane!
Emily (CM)
Oh yeah!
I can't believe you sent that to Rozanov.
Chloe (ST)
FAFO babe
What? What is fafo?
Emily (CM)
I forget you are chronically offline smh
Hallie (CON)
It's actually really funny, when you think about what Ilya is like lol
Don't remind me. I swear he says the most random shit whenever I talk to him
Emily (CM)
Does he still try to pull the "oh i'm just baby Russian boy with little english" card?
Oh yeah.
Emily (CM)
Dumbass 🙄
Chloe (ST)
okay
So I love making fun of Roz as much as the next girl
But we need to get back on track people!!
Emily (CM)
Oh fuck! Yeah i forgot lol
So we ARE going to talk about the shrines and the type of medication you should be on or...?
Hallie (CON)
I adore you Jane
Tilly (HA)
lol
Chloe (ST)
NO
smh
Emily (CM)
no we aren't but what we WILL do is play smash or pass
Hallie (CON)
Again?
Tilly (HA)
omg we haven't played with Jane yet!!
Chloe (ST)
Exactly! Which is a crime we have to fix rn
What the hell is smash or pass? And I still don't know what fafo is?
Emily (CM)
bless your sweet cotton socks janie
Chloe (ST)
fml i am going to fight your friends Jane what do you MEAN you haven't played smash or pass?!!
Hallie (CON)
FAFO = "fuck around and find out"
Basically when you test fate and the universe proceeds to bitch slap you back with the consequences
Okay. Sure.
And I don't really go to parties or anything. I think I get the idea of it though?
Chloe (ST)
jane lorrrreeeee!!
Tilly (HA)
Everyday I get more and more confused how Ilya managed to pull you
Grateful, but so confused
Oh trust me, some days I wonder how he did it too.
Emily (CM)
lol queeeeennn 👑
Chloe (ST)
ANYWAY
Back on track please!
So Montreal Jane, smash or pass is when we throw out the names of people and we all have to decide whether we would fuck them or pass on fucking them
Tilly (HA)
We tend to stick to the NHL players
Oh. Alright, sure, I'll play.
Emily (CM)
yay!
Chloe (ST)
fuck yess!
Hallie (CON)
ughhhh fine
Tilly (HA)
I'll go first!
Duncan Harvey
Emily (CM)
Pass
Hallie (CON)
Pass
Chloe (ST)
Pass, which is a shame because he's hot
As someone who has met him, pass. All the way to hell.
Chloe (ST)
This is actually going to be so fun hehehe
Hallie (CON)
I forget that you also work for the NHL sometimes
Emily (CM)
I have so many follow up questions but for now...
Sullivan
Hallie (CON)
Smash
Tilly (HA)
Smash 😩
Pass
Chloe (ST)
SMASH
wait Jane really?!
No really my type.
Emily (CM)
what sexy and fuckable?
Oh well if we are going off that then I already fuck Rozanov.
Chloe (ST)
WHEEZING
Tilly (HA)
ffs Jane
☺️
Hallie (CON)
Alright, my turn you weirdos!
Shane mf Hollander
Reminder this is a safe space ladies 😊❤️
Emily (CM)
SMASH
Chloe (ST)
Smash!
Tilly (HA)
Smash
Emily (CM)
SMASH SO FUCKING HARD 😫
Chloe (ST)
now you've done it Hallie haha
Hallie (CON)
not even sorry
Emily (CM)
Just one night, all I need is one night 🙏🏽
I bet I could make him cry
Tilly (HA)
jesus fucking christ Emily
Hallie (CON)
I'm still not convinced Ryan is okay with how insane you about Hollander
Emily (CM)
He's got no fucking choice
I might love Ryan with all my heart and I will always support the Bears
But if Shane Hollander even spared me a GLANCE I would fold so fast a lawn chair would be jealous
Chloe (ST)
I feel like this should count as treason
Emily (CM)
then lock me the fuck up and call me a traitor
i give zero fucks
I just wanna lick the sweat off his abs gihubhgi
Hallie (CON)
I fear I've made a mistake bringing Hollander up...
Tilly (HA)
Jane has been awfully quiet huh?
Ohhh Jane
Chloe (ST)
oooh Em you have competition!
Emily (CM)
Jane i'm being so for real
I adore you
But I will run you over with a car for just a chance to hug Shane Hollander don't even @ me 😤🚘
Tilly (HA)
Alright you feral animal calm down
Sorry sorry!
Got pulled away from my phone for a second
And I'm kind of processing Emily's uh...
Chloe (ST)
Obsession with Hollander?
it's okay, we got over it a loooong time ago lol
I'm actually just surprised that a Boston Wag is such a huge fan
Emily (CM)
yeah, a fan of his thighs that I want to crush my head ghgrhk
I honestly don't know what to say to that.
Hallie (CON)
Not going to lie, he's very pretty
Emily (CM)
🤨
Hallie (CON)
calm down you psychopath, he's yours smh
But i'd definetely smash lol
You're actually a big fan huh?
Emily (CM)
Grew up in a hockey family, Jane, I know talent when I see it!
And he's so fucking pretty, my dentist would be concerned 🤤🥴
Tilly (HA)
ffs
I'm scared to ask what that means.
Emily (CM)
It means glock glock 3000 bitches
Hallie (CON)
Chloe, please cut off her wine
Chloe (ST)
no this is fucking hilarious
Emily (CM)
I feel no shame
My religion? Shane Hollander's biceps around my neck
Hallie (CON)
Nurse, she got out again
Emily (CM)
die
I'm still really confused.
Tilly (HA)
It's okay, we always are by Emily
Chloe (ST)
I feel like it's important to mention that our sweet lil Jane has yet to answer
Oh yeah. Pass.
Hallie (CON)
Really?
He's not really my type.
Emily (CM)
are you blind? stupid? so dickmatized by Roz you can't see the beauty in front of you?
Do you want me to change my answer?
Emily (CM)
No, back off, he's mine 🤺
He's not really my type but since he's yours
Apparently
I can get his autograph for you?
Chloe (ST)
HAHAHAHA
SHE SCHREECHED SO LOUD SHE DROPPED HER WINE LOL
Is that a yes?
Hallie (CON)
I have 911 on standby just lmk
Emily (CM)
Jane
jane fr
i will give you my first AND second born child if you can get me Shane Hollander's autograph 🥹
No need.
Just one condition though.
Tilly (HA)
Uh oh
Emily (CM)
Name your price
Admit Hollander is a better hockey player than your Captain.
Chloe (ST)
Stay strong Em!
Tilly (HA)
dirty move, Jane
😊
Emily (CM)
Is that it? Fuck, I'll tell Ilya to his face next time I see him
Shane Hollander is better that Ilya and I 100% endorse this message 📣📣
This has been really fun!
Chloe (ST)
shut up you smug bitch
No ❤️

Brother Bears

Tuesday 09:30 AM
Micky
Cap what the fuck is this doing in my house?
Marly
Why do you have a half-naked picture of Hollander?
St-Simon
And why is it signed???
Ah.
Micky
"ah"?
You gave my girlfriend a signed picture of our enemy and all you have to say is "ah"?
better question
why is girlfriend so obsessed with Hollander, mmm? 🤨
Marly
i'm sorry what!??
Micky
you motherfucker
I would never fuck your mother Mick, is rude
Connors
jesus christ
Micky
Rozanov!!
ugh fine.
WAGS played smash and pass and My Jane found out Emilys obsession with sworn rival
So my Jane, how thoughtful, got Emily a lovely poster that has been signed by Hollander as gift
Marly
I might be falling in love with this girl ngl
you wish to die Marly? yes?
Connors
Relax, no one is stealing your fuck buddy Roz
Micky
Hello?!!
Look at this shit!
*click to see image*
St-Simon
Is that in your living room?!
Micky
yes! She had it framed!
Now i have to watch my girlfriend moon over Hollander every time we are in the same room!
Connors
Roz, thank your girl for me because this is the funniest shit i've ever seen 🤣🤣
Jane said "you are welcome"
And to tell Carmichael "to man the fuck up before Hollander steals his girl"
Micky
I'm going to fucking kill you
🥰
Micky
This is Em, no Ryan isn't and let Jane know I'm working on getting that first born for her 😜
Marly
what the fuck does that mean!
St-Simon
I don't even want to know
Yes ma'am! Make him cry like you would Hollander!
Micky
aye aye Captain! 🫡 - Emily
St-Simon
I'm requesting a trade

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Thursday 13:23 PM
Hallie (CON)
Safe space?
Tilly (HA)
Yes of course ❤️
Emily (CM)
What the hell has Connor done now?
Hallie (CON)
I love him, I really do, but I'm at the end of my rope
Chloe (ST)
I could feel a disturbance in the force
what happened??
Hallie (CON)
I feel like I'm going insane honestly
Tilly (HA)
Babe do you need a call? I can swing by in about an hour?
Emily (CM)
me too!
Hallie (CON)
I don't really feel like talking, if that's okay?
Chloe (ST)
Ofc it's okay 💕
If you prefer texting, then we text
Hallie (CON)
Thank you xx
Tilly (HA)
What's happening, Hallie?
Hallie (CON)
Look, I love Connor, I do
I'm going to marry him obviously
But I feel like all we've done is argue the last couple of months over really stupid shit and I'm so tired
Chloe (ST)
aww honey I'm sorry 😢
Tilly (HA)
What kind of stuff are you arguing about? If you feel like sharing
Hallie (CON)
Like the other day, he had a rare day off and instead of coming to lunch with me to spend some time together, he literally locked himself in his game room??
Or when I suggested hosting Thanksgiving this year for my family he bit my head off and refused?
Don't even get me started on the fucking wedding!
His sisters are two of my bridesmaids but he refuses to have my brother as one of his groomsmen, which fine it's his wedding too, he doesn't HAVE to have Leon there but ffs
An explanation would be nice
he just shuts me down or refuses or fucking ignores me for the simplest shit and it's really starting to get to me
ugh
sounds so stupid when I type it out 😣
Emily (CM)
um fuck no
None of this is stupid, Hallie!
Tilly (HA)
Emily is right, Hallie, none of this is stupid
I would even argue it's the opposite
Chloe (ST)
What the fuck is his problem?!
Hallie (CON)
I feel like I'm overreacting, honestly
Tilly (HA)
No, you're not ❤️ And even if it was stupid, small things it's still hurting you
It means it's important
Hallie (CON)
I just don't know what to do
Chloe (ST)
have you considered taking a break?
Hallie (CON)
I'm not breaking up with him what the fuck Chloe!
Chloe (ST)
no shit! I didn't mean it like that!!
I just meant, maybe taking some space from each other may help? Like you can go stay with your sister or parents, fuck even come here
Or Connor can crash at one of the guys' for a bit
it may give you both the space to reset? Does that make sense??
Hallie (CON)
I don't know..
I just want to stop feeling like I'm walking on eggshells or expecting push back
Chloe (ST)
Which is valid, you shouldn't have to
Emily (CM)
I agree! And I also agree with Chloe, maybe taking a step back would be good
Hallie (CON)
I don't want to lose him, what if he hates me for leaving?
I don't want him to think I'm giving up on us
Tilly (HA)
You aren't, Hallie, and despite Connor being an idiot, he loves you
Taking space to calm down, reset, that isn't walking away
Brad and I have done it plenty of times
Hallie (CON)
Really?
Tilly (HA)
Oh yeah
I love him, he loves me, we have two beautiful kids together
But there are days that running him over with the truck is tempting 😋
Chloe (ST)
Same here! Some days Vic and I need to be in our own space, without sharing our space
Emily (CM)
Well I'm not a wife or fiance
the bastard
Hallie (CON)
😂
Emily (CM)
but being a couple doesn't mean you have to spend all your time together, or have to be able to sort through differences together
completely
Hallie (CON)
We should be able to, though? We used to have such great communication
Chloe (ST)
rare for a hockey boy
Emily (CM)
😂😂 preach
Hallie (CON)
so i don't know what happened?? Why it's done a complete 180??
Tilly (HA)
I can ask Brad, see if something happened at work?
Hallie (CON)
No no no! Please don't bring any of the guys into this!
Tilly (HA)
Okay...
Chloe (ST)
Executive decision!
You are going to stay at my place tonight! We are going to drink wine, bitch about our men, and watch stupid movies that make us cry
Hallie (CON)
I'm supposed to be going to dinner with my mom and sister...
Chloe (ST)
Well no wonder you've been stressed, hanging with those two
Tilly (HA)
Chloe!
Chloe (ST)
What? Hallie, i don't mean to insult your family but we've all noticed how stressed you get when you are around them
Hallie (CON)
That bad, huh?
Emily (CM)
No, not bad
Just... noticeable. To us at least
Hallie (CON)
great
Tilly (HA)
I think what Chloe and Em mean is that we've just noticed you can get very agitated when you've spoken to your mother and sister.
Hallie (CON)
You're not wrong. I haven't got the closest relationship with them. We aren't very similar.
But it's family, you know?
Emily (CM)
Of course 💕
Hallie (CON)
But I would still like a wine night with you, Chloe.
Chloe (ST)
Then it's settled! I will pick up some cheap wine and you come over whenever ❤️❤️
Hallie (CON)
Thank you xx
Chloe (ST)
Anytime
Emily (CM)
us WAGS have to stick together!
Tilly (HA)
Safe space, remember?

Lily

Thursday 14:11 PM
Rozanov.
What's St-Simon's address?
Lily
what??
St-Simon's address? What is it?
Lily
Why? Hollander?
It's not important, just tell me.
Lily
why do you need Simon's address?
are you sending bomb? trying to hurt my team, Hollander?
that is low for Canadian Good Boy 😯
Address please.
Lily
And still uses his manners, even though he is sabotaging competition
it will still not help, Boston will still win cup 🐻🏆
Fuck you.
Lily
🫣
where are manners now?!!
Fuck off.
I'm serious, Rozanov. What's his address?
Lily
oh no
Do you have crush on teammate?!
What?
No!
Lily
He is married, Hollander
don't be homewrecker to fellow Wag, please
I'm not sending St-Simon anything you asshole!!
It's for Hallie. She's with Chloe tonight.
Lily
... do you like Hallie?
Yes?
Of course I do. Even if I'm not sure she would like me if she knew.
Lily
First Emily
Now Hallie
i see your gameplan Hollander
What the fuck are you talking about?
Lily
you are trying to woo wags so Boston players are sad
sad players = no cup
i'm onto you 🤨
You got me.
I'm so competitive about hockey I decided I'm going to try and romance women I've never met so Boston Bears are too heartbroken to play.
Because that is something I would do, obliviously 🙄
Lily
so you admit! Aha!
You are a fucking idiot.
Lily
betrayal from my wag 😖
I'm not your fucking WAG.
Give me the address.
Lily
*contact shared*
bossy
I wouldn't have to be if your guys didn't make their fiance's cry but okay.
Fuck
Lily
what
nothing don't worry about it.
Lily
ah no
Is Hallie upset?
I can't say. WAG chat stuff.
Lily
Hollander.
If one of my boys is hurting woman, I want to know.
He's not hurting her, jesus.
Lily
You say Connors makes fiance cry, what am I to think?!!
You're right, sorry.
But I really can't say anything, Rozanov. Hallie is just upset, leave it at that.
Lily
I will talk to Connors.
The fuck you will!
Leave. It.
Just... maybe keep an eye on Connors.
Lily
??
Fuck this sounds weird...
Something just feels off. I don't know how to explain it.
Lily
okay
Okay? That's it?
Lily
yes. just okay
you are not bad person, if you say something is wrong I believe it
Oh.
Thanks.
Lily
Why address, Малыш ?
What does that mean?
Lily
none of business
answer question, Малыш
😑
Fine.
I want to send something to cheer Hallie up. Chloe invited her over for wine. I thought I could get some good wine and snacks delivered.
Lily
.. that is sweet of you.
fuck off, don't patronize me.
Lily
I do not know this word. patronize??
It means don't speak to me like a child when I'm trying to do something nice.
Lily
Ah. I did not mean.
I meant it is nice of you, to think of Hallie when you don't have to.
Oh, well...
The WAGS are nice. I do like them, despite the circumstances.
And their terrible taste in teams.
Lily
Not nice, Малыш!
And I can't be there, obviously. I feel bad sometimes, lying to them all the time.
It's nice to actually get to speak about... this, you know?
Lily
This?
Us, I mean.
Lily
oh so you gossip about me? Me and my magical dick, yes?
Oh my God, fuck right off.
Lily
sorry sorry!
Keep going 😁
🙄
I just want to do something nice for Hallie, that's all.
Lily
Tell me how much and I will send.
What? No!
Lily
yes.
Rozanov, it's fine. I've got the money.
Lily
Yes, yes, I know you do, Mr Rolex Money
😑
Lily
But is not about money.
Is about team, yes? I am Captain. Am responsible for team.
So I will pay for the nice thing.
You're a good Captain, Rozanov. Even if you are a dick.
Lily
But you like my dick so very much 😉😏
Shut up, you asshole, I'm trying to be nice.
You are a good Captain, You care, even about their partners, which is more than most of the people in this league.
But you don't need to pay for this. I've got it. If you want to do something, keep an eye on your boy and see if he's alright.
I've got Hallie.
Lily
Spoken like the true Head WAG
Alright, I'm going now.

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Thursday 18:43 PM
Hallie (CON)
Who sent these?
*click to see full image*
Tilly (HA)
Not me
Emily (CM)
Holy fuck look at that wine!
Chloe (ST)
There are two more bottles 😶 and another box of snacks
Hallie (CON)
Seriously, who sent them?
I did. Are they okay?
Chloe (ST)
Okay? Holy shit Jane I love you
Hallie (CON)
They are divine, thank you Jane!
But these bottles are like $900 each
Tilly (HA)
Pardon?!!
Yes? I'm not a huge wine drinker but I've heard it's a good one.
Hallie (CON)
It's amazing, honestly, and I really appreciate it
It's just really expensive, Jane, you didn't have to.
Oh. I'm sorry. I just wanted to cheer you up.
Emily (CM)
🥺
Hallie (CON)
Fuck! no, that's not... I'm saying this wrong
I just mean you must have better things to spend your money on then nearly 3 grand worth of wine.
So, you did like it?
Hallie (CON)
omg
Yes! It's such a good wine and you are so sweet and I cried reading your note, but it's so much money Jane!
Chloe (ST)
We made a mistake and searched the label when we had like half the bottle
And then Hallie cried again
Tilly (HA)
Aw Hallie!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry.
You seemed upset. I know we haven't met in person and it's unlikely that would happen anytime soon.
But all of you have been so kind to me, even though I'm not a proper WAG.
Tilly (HA)
🤥
Fuck off Matilda.
Chloe (ST)
oop
And I felt bad that you were feeling sad. So I thought I would help where I could. It's not much but hopefully it made you feel a little better?
Chloe (ST)
aaaand now she's crying again!
Shit! Did I fuck up?
Chloe (ST)
no no! No Jane!
Hallie is emotional right now anyway, and you did such a nice thing
Emily (CM)
honestly, I think she's just overwhelmed
Oh. Okay.
As long as you aren't upset with me, Hallie.
Hallie (CON)
I'm not, I swear.
Thank you for thinking about me, Jane 💕
Of course x
And don't worry about the cost of it. Honestly. I make more than enough.
Emily (CM)
...jannne looorrreee...
Tilly (HA)
stop it
Emily (CM)
☹️
I was going to get this one
*click to see image*
But you mentioned you preferred red wine, not white, and this one didn't have same day delivery so...
Chloe (ST)
Holy shit??!
What?
Tilly (HA)
Jane..
That's like... a $2000 wine.
Yes? It's good wine actually.
Hallie (CON)
As sweet as you are if you EVER spend that much money on me I will kill you
I'm confused.
Emily (CM)
you're confused?!
i'm confused!
Chloe (ST)
what the fuck do you even do??
I told you guys, I work in the sports industry.
Emily (CM)
doing what? Embezzling money??
What! no!
I feel like we've gotten off topic anyway. Can we please focus back on Hallie?
Chloe (ST)
Hallie wants to know too
Hallie (CON)
She's right, i wanna know, wtf do you do Jane?
I can't say exactly, I just work in the sports industry.
Hallie (CON)
You cannot tell me that whatever your job is means you can afford $2000 wine on a random Thursday night 😶
Um, yes?
I'm also really into real estate, so I guess that helps?
Chloe (ST)
I'm gonna steal you from Roz, just you wait
Okay?
Tilly (HA)
Like Ilya would let you haha
Emily (CM)
fight fight fight fight fight
Chloe (ST)
i could take him 😤🤺
Emily (CM)
no you couldn't
Tilly (HA)
No, you can't.
You really can't.
Hallie (CON)
No way
Chloe (ST)
alright you sluts, fuck you
don't support a fellow WAG jesus
Hallie (CON)
Sorry not sorry
How are you really, Hallie?
Hallie (CON)
Still sad as fuck
But Chloe was right, having the night away from Connor is helping a little
Even just to rant
Chloe (ST)
we have good wine, snacks and mood lighting
it's a vibe
Tilly (HA)
The offer for a phone call is still here xx
Hallie (CON)
Thank you so much girls 💕💕 I love you all
Please take care of yourself x
Tilly (HA)
love you, honey!
Emily (CM)
❤️😘

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Today16:43 PM
Hallie (CON)
So...
Emily (CM)
Oh no
Tilly (HA)
Are you okay?
Did you and Connors have another fight?
Hallie (CON)
No, not really.
Connor was here though.
Emily (CM)
do i need to bitch slap him??
because I will drive over now i swtg
Hallie (CON)
No need but thank you!
Tilly (HA)
Okay. So what's happening, honey?
Hallie (CON)
I spent the night with my sister and whe I got home today, Connor was in a mood. We started arguing again, then his phone started blowing up with messages. He took one look at it and threw it against the wall.
Emily (CM)
What the fuck?!
Hallie (CON)
Yep. There is now a dent in my wall.
Are you okay? I can get Rozanov to beat his ass for you.
Emily (CM)
Jane is willing to use her #whippedIlya powers so you know she means business
But also Ryan will too, no questions asked
Hallie (CON)
omg haha
Thank you but you don't need to bother them.
Throwing something near you, hard enough to dent the wall, isn't okay, Hallie.
Are you safe?
Hallie (CON)
sweet of you to worry, Jane
I swear I'm fine though. I'm actually with Connor on this one.
Tilly (HA)
explain?
Emily (CM)
???
Hallie (CON)
So, his phone goes off, he throws it and I start crying. Then he starts crying. And I'm so confused and hurt I just ask him if he even loves me anymore.
He starts hyperventilating then, and I realise that something is actually wrong. His phone is still going off too.
So I go over to it and honestly, I'm expecting the worst - gambling, addiction, cheating, secret love child. The works.
But no!
Turns out my lovely, sweet fiance has been hiding the fact that my fucking mother and sister have been bullying him for MONTHS!
Tilly (HA)
What?
Hallie (CON)
Oh yeah! Turns out, they aren't exactly happy about me marrying Connor, which whatever, i kind of knew. But they've been sending him the most disgusting things I've ever heard, about him, his parents, his sisters, how I'm going to leave him because he's not worth it. Honestly, i can't even write some of the things they've been saying.
Emily (CM)
Poor Connor 🥺
Hallie (CON)
And get this! They've been telling the rest of my family that Connor is isolating me, controlling my money, abusing me, that he's got a coke addiction and has cheated on me multiple times
They've been completely isolating and bullying him so bad that he was so anxious to be near them, but also didn't want me to have to chose. He was worried I would agree with them.
That's awful. Holy shit.
Tilly (HA)
Oh jesus, I'm so sorry! That's fucking disgusting!
Emily (CM)
have you spoken to your family yet?
Hallie (CON)
you fucking bet I did
Connor actually tried to stop me but I couldn't not
I was so angry, I'm still fucking angry
So I called my mother and luckily, my sister and brother were there, and I just let everything go
Like, I yelled at them so much my voice is hoarse rn
They tried to deny it but then they fucking agreed when I read some of the texts they sent. I'm fucking appalled to be related to these people honestly
I'm really sorry, Hallie. I can't imagine what this feels like for you.
Hallie (CON)
Thank you, Jane x
I'm just so mad at them and mad at myself too. I fucking doubted his love for me and this whole time, he was trying in his own stupid way to protect me
Tilly (HA)
You couldn't have known, Hallie.
Hallie (CON)
I know, I know
There is a silver lining in this though
Emily (CM)
what could possibly be good about this 🤨
Hallie (CON)
I was yelling at my mother and uninvited her form the wedding, she thought I was kidding, and I responded with "just for good measure, you're uninvited from your grandchild's life too" then hung up
then burst into tears again
Also surprise? I'm pregnant 😊
Tilly (HA)
WHAT THE FUCK
Emily (CM)
WHAT THE FUCK OMG
HALLIE
Holy shit! Congratulations Hallie! That's amazing!
Tilly (HA)
Congratulations Hallie! Oh my god I'm going to cry 😭
Emily (CM)
fuck you I am crying 😭😭
That's fucking amazing, congrats Hallie!!
Hallie (CON)
Thank you 💕
I only found out a few days ago. I was actually planning to tell Connor today but then we started fighting and then everything else..
And then he was crying for whole different reason when he heard me say I was pregnant lol
Tilly (HA)
And he's happy?
Hallie (CON)
He's ecstatic haha
It's been a rollercoaster of emotions today
Do you guys need anything? It's a lot to take in all at once.
Emily (CM)
ugh Jane you are so sweet you're killing me
Hallie (CON)
Thank you, but no. I'm really tired but honestly? Just relieved. Connor and I have been talking pretty much all day and it's been amazing.
Tilly (HA)
I'm really, really happy for you both ❤️
Emily (CM)
This is so exciting! Another baby bear 🐻🍼
Hallie (CON)
There is honestly so much more I wanna say but I am exhausted. This day has been too much 😅
Please keep this a secret for a little bit? We aren't ready to tell anyone else yet, especially with what has been going on. But I needed to tell you girls because you've honestly been such a rock for me the last few weeks 💕
Tilly (HA)
Of course!
Emily (CM)
Of course, duh
What is said in the WAG chat, stays in the WAG chat, right?
Emily (CM)
exactly 💕
Hallie (CON)
Love you guys!
Today 17:35 PM
Chloe (ST)
I take one fucking nap...
Sounds like a you problem, doesn't it?
Emily (CM)
😂😂
Chloe (ST)
Die

Boston Bags (WAGS)

Yesterday 17:39 PM
Chloe (ST)
Jane, how does it feel?
Pardon?
Chloe (ST)
How does it feel? Are you okay?
Hallie (CON)
Dear god, don't
Emily (CM)
no noooo
let her cook
I'm okay, I guess.
Chloe (ST)
mmmmm 🙂‍↕️
i'm just concerned
you know, with you being a LOSER
BECAUSE BOSTON IS GOING TO CRUSH MONTREAL!!!!
Emily (CM)
BOSTON FOR THE WINN BABY
Tilly (HA)
I'm wrangling two kids rn but ditto above!
Sorry Jane!
No you're not.
Tilly (HA)
No, you're right, I'm not 🤭
So confident that the team who has lost all of their games against Buffalo this season is going to win tonight...
Hallie (CON)
alright
Chloe (ST)
low blow, Montreal Jane
low freaking blow
It's not a low blow if it's true, just saying!
Because Buffalo? Really? BUFFALO?
Emily (CM)
Hey! At least Boston hasn't lost to Toronto 🤮
Don't get me started on that...
Emily (CM)
those in glass houses...
Dallas Kent is a major dickhead, I can't believe we lost to his team
Chloe (ST)
He is a waste of sperm, yes
Emily (CM)
It's unfortunate that he's semi-decent at hockey though
Do you hate me?
Emily (CM)
whattt
I can't believe you made me read that sentence with my own eyes.
Hallie (CON)
A bit dramatic there.
So says the person who cried because her cracker broke apart in her hands the other day
Emily (CM)
HA
Chloe (ST)
damn Jane is spiiicccyyy today 🔥
Hallie (CON)
I'm pregnant you bitch! Leave me be 😭
❤️
Chloe (ST)
okay
we've gone off topic
we need to focus back on the fact that tonight, the M*tros diiiieeee!!!!
Emily (CM)
DEATH TO MONTREAL!!!
Hallie (CON)
Boston for the wiiinnn!!!
Tilly (HA)
Ditto!
All of you are wrong but okay!
Yesterday 18:44 PM
Emily (CM)
ooooohhh JAAAANNNNE E
Yes?
Emily (CM)
care to tell me why my darling boyfriend has just texted me a pic of Ilya grinning down at his phone??
...
No comment.
Chloe (ST)
ooooohhh is it his Jane smile?
His what now?
Emily (CM)
His Jane smile
*click to see image*
loook at his itty bitty smile omg
Chloe (ST)
russians don't blush my ASS!
What am I looking at?
Hallie (CON)
be so for real...
Emily (CM)
Jane
be honest
are you texting our sweet little russian captain rn??
🤨
Chloe (ST)
🤨
Maybe 😊
Emily (CM)
gasp
using your #whippedIlya powers for evil ashfgj
Chloe (ST)
ooooh that's dirty Jane
Distracting the competition before the game smh
He texted me first! He wanted to know what time I would be at his!
Hallie (CON)
What!
Emily (CM)
REWIND
Chloe (ST)
you're in Boston?!?!??!
fuck
Yes?
Chloe (ST)
and you DIDN'T think to mention this?!! Girl, I'm at the game we could've hung out 😫😫
Emily (CM)
are you telling me I could've met Montreal Jane??! Here?! In my humble home??!
I'm here for work.
Hallie (CON)
And you can't go to the game?
Ah, no, not really. Work runs late.
Emily (CM)
...
i'm actually devastated 😢
I'm... I'm sorry?
Emily (CM)
omg bless
i forget how literal you can be
I'm being dramatic, Jane, don't worry!
Oh. Okay. For what it's worth I am sorry I can't meet you guys.
Chloe (ST)
As you should 😤
Hallie (CON)
Ignore her, she's insane
Chloe (ST)
correction - undiagnosed 😃
Hallie (CON)
Same thing
But you don't need to feel bad, Jane.
Of course we want to meet you but we're not entitled to it. You're allowed to have secrets and as much as we tease, we know that what you and Ilya have isn't, like, official. I get why you'd feel weird about hanging out with us.
Yeah.
I wish it could be different, I guess.
Emily (CM)
Hey, and tell me to fuck off if I'm prying too much
But why aren't you and Ilya more official?
Hallie (CON)
Normally I would tell Emily to mind her own business buttttt...
I'm also curious?
It's really, really complicated.
Chloe (ST)
Can I ask why?? I mean, Ilya is obsessed with you
oh, and the hundreds of women he sleeps with tells you that?
Emily (CM)
oop
Chloe (ST)
retract the claws Janie damn
Fuck sorry.
it's fine, it doesn't bother me.
Tilly (HA)
🤥🤥
Matilda. Fuck. Off.
Tilly (HA)
No 😘😘❤️
🙄
Chloe (ST)
Look
Roz may be a whore
BUT
He keeps coming back to you
Emily (CM)
he also hasn't been as much of a whore lately, now that I think about it
Really?
Hallie (CON)
Can vouch!
The last time he picked up was a few weeks ago, I believe
Huh.
Emily (CM)
huh? girl be fucking fr
Chloe (ST)
maam i wanna both hug you and slap you fml
Oh my god, both of you fuck off.
Can we focus back on the game please?
Emily (CM)
you mean how our boys are going to crush yours?
for sure for sure
I think you mean how Montreal is going to crush Boston actually.
Emily (CM)
boo you whore no I didn't
You know
It's not very nice to speak that way to the person who got you a signed poster of Shane Hollander.
Hallie (CON)
😂😂
Chloe (ST)
OOOOOOOHHH she got you there babe!
Emily (CM)
first of all
touch that poster and die
second of all
I never said I would be nice about Boston v Montreal games, did I?no
so go FUCK yourself, please and thank you
Alright! Fine! I mean, word on the street he's doing an undewear campaign but if you don't want a signed poster of that....
Hallie (CON)
omg Jane don't torture the poor girl
Emily (CM)
WHHHAATATTTTA
I'm going to kms i stg 😭😭😭😭
Hallie (CON)
She's not being literal Jane!!!
Thank fuck!
Emily (CM)
jane jane jane
are you being for real
🤷🏻‍♂️
wait hang on
🤷🏻‍♀️
Emily (CM)
jane i swtg I will go buy a metro jersey rn now if you can get me a signed poster of Shane Hollander's package
Hallie (CON)
🤮 barf
Emily (CM)
hey so diie?? Hallie?
Chloe (ST)
you are feral Em
But you're obsession with Hollander ASIDE....
Emily (CM)
no no noooo! let's keep talkin about Shane's package pleasseeeee
Let's not. Please.
Hallie (CON)
Agreed!
Emily (CM)
you all hate me
Chloe (ST)
ANYWAY
Jane darling
You said you couldn't come to the game BUT
Are you seeing our boy tonight?? 👀👀
Sorry, I've got to go! Work is calling!
Hallie (CON)
no!
Emily (CM)
jannnneee! Nooooo!!
Don't cry too much when we beat you x
Chloe (ST)
CRUELLLLLL
Today 20:45 PM
Tilly (HA)
I love my children
but jesus fucking christ
Emily (CM)
I'm so thankful I don't have children
Chloe (ST)
girl don't brag
I only have one and he's my whole world but thank FUCK he's with my sister tonight
Hallie (CON)
Not inspiring a lot of confidence here guys..
Chloe (ST)
oopss
I lie
children are sunshine and rainbows, always, no issues 😃
Hallie (CON)
Don't lie to me 😑
Tilly (HA)
Sorry Hallie! I won't lie and say it's not hard, but it's definitely rewarding! If that's what you want
The girls were just being absolute menaces tonight
Emily (CM)
How Georgia? She still sick?
Tilly (HA)
only just recovered 😫 a sick four yr old is no joke
Chloe (ST)
it doesn't get better when they're seven!!
Hallie (CON)
Again! Guys! I swtg!
Chloe (ST)
SORRY
Tilly (HA)
Anyway, both of the girls are passed out now, thank GOD, so I can finally watch the game
What did I miss?
Hallie (CON)
Only the first period, nothing exciting has happened yet.
Emily (CM)
neither side has scored yet fml
Chloe (ST)
it's going to change this period
i feel it in my loins 😤😤
Tilly (HA)
keep your loins out of the group chat please
Chloe (ST)
no 😘
Emily (CM)
second period here we go!!!!
Hallie (CON)
annnnnd there it is!!!
Roz v Hollander face off
omg look at Roz being a little shit, slapping his stick with Hollander's lol
Chloe (ST)
CRUSH HIM ROZ
FUCK YEAh beautiful
Emily (CM)
fuck he's good!!
Tilly (HA)
noooooO!
Chloe (ST)
BOOOO TOMATO BOOOO
fuck I hate how good Hollander is
shut up Emily!!
Emily (CM)
🤐
Hallie (CON)
No! Montreal scored 😭
Emily (CM)
beautiful goal though holy shit
Tilly (HA)
no thirsting over the opposite team during a game please!!
Emily (CM)
guess i'll just die ig
god forbid a girl has a hobby
Today 21:40 PM
Chloe (ST)
OH SHIT
Hallie (CON)
Good god this game is intense
Tilly (HA)
Roz is playing like a BEAST
Chloe (ST)
JANE GIVE YOUR MAN THE BEST FUCKING BLOWJOB TONIGHT HOLY SHIT
Emily (CM)
So Chloe can have a crush on Roz and it's fine but I can't say I wanna suffocate under the weight of Shane's glorious ass? fml
Tilly (HA)
it's different and stop! thirsting!!
Emily (CM)
😭😭
Hallie (CON)
oh good. Hollander is now locked in wtf
Tilly (HA)
Holy shit!!
One goal!
Chloe (ST)
And another one wtf
Emily (CM)
oooohhhh Roz looks piiiisssssayyyy
Hallie (CON)
And another one wtf
Emily (CM)
omg omg Shane Hollander looked over this way and winked wtf
Hallie (CON)
it wasn't to you omg calm down
Emily (CM)
let a girl LIVE JESUS
god forbid a girl has a HOBBY
Tilly (HA)
why was that kinda...
Chloe (ST)
nooo Tilly stay strong!!
Emily (CM)
yeaaasss
come to the darkside hehehehehe
Hallie (CON)
and a third goal holy shit
well we're fucked
Tilly (HA)
hate to agree but...
Chloe (ST)
😫😫😫
Today 22:33 PM
Hallie (CON)
Well...
Chloe (ST)
we'll get them next time 😤💪🏻
Tilly (HA)
I really though we had it but holy crap, 5-1 for Montreal
Hollander really locked in second period right?!
Emily (CM)
he did! And Roz looked like a madman trying to keep up lol
Hallie (CON)
makes you wonder the damage they would do if they played on the same team
Chloe (ST)
lol honestly at that point just hand them the cup no other team would win
Emily (CM)
FR
Today 22:47 PM
How are you feeling Chloe?
Chloe (ST)
huh?
Hallie (CON)
Oh no...
Are you okay? Does it hurt?
Chloe (ST)
...
don't you fucking dare
I mean, being a loser hurts, right? Just want to make sure you are okay, you know ❤️
Emily (CM)
HAHAHAHAHA
Tilly (HA)
Brutal!
Chloe (ST)
we'll get you next time, M*ontr*al Jane! Mark my fucking words!!
😬 Didn't do much for you this time, did it, though?
Hallie (CON)
You are so lucky we like you!
😊😊
Emily (CM)
ALRIGHT
stop bullying us
go fuck your man until he cries please
I'm angry with him for losing ngl
🫡🫡 Will do!
Just don't expect him TOO functional tomorrow!
Chloe (ST)
i'm mad but i'm in love
Tilly (HA)
give it up Chloe, she's Ilya's, you can't have her
More like he's mine tonight but you know...
Emily (CM)
QUEEN BEHAVIOUR 👑
Today 08:08 AM
Emily (CM)
MONTREAL JANE
YOU DIRTY LITTLE WHORE
Tilly (HA)
woahhhhhh wtf
Chloe (ST)
it is wayyy too early fml
shushhhhh hush shhhhhh
Emily (CM)
UM FUCK NO
LOOK WHAT RYAN JUST SHOWED ME FROM THEIR GROUP CHAT
*click to see image*
Hallie (CON)
OMG
Tilly (HA)
does that... does that say mine??
Emily (CM)
you bet your pretty little ass it does
in hickeys!!
Chloe (ST)
OMFG JANE
JANE GET YOUR BEAUTIFUL PSYCHO ASS IN HERE BABE
Hallie (CON)
I actually have no idea what to say to this lol
Tilly (HA)
Like, that is "mine" in hickeys below his navel or am I just too sleep deprived??
No, you're right.
Hallie (CON)
omg Jane!!
Chloe (ST)
👑👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
fucking stunning
you beautiful psychotic woman
Emily (CM)
WTF JANE
He started talking about other girls while I was giving him a blowjob
I was just reminding him who he keeps crawling back to 😊
Chloe (ST)
iconic
Tilly (HA)
they're so dark!!! holy shit 😅😅
Had to get the message across. Make sure it stuck.
Emily (CM)
Message fucking received holy shit
If he's a little out of it at practice, sorry. Maybe made him cry a little too much 🤷🏻‍♀️
Chloe (ST)
the greatest fucking thing ever
omg
Tilly (HA)
Never change Montreal Jane
Never change

Boston Bags (WAGS)
Yesterday 10:02 AM
Chloe (ST)
so I had a thought...
Hallie (CON)
Did it hurt??
Chloe (ST)
da mn
alright
go fuck yourself, first off
Hallie (CON)
mmmm I have Connor for that but thank you 💕
Emily (CM)
gag
Hallie (CON)
stfu
Chloe (ST)
acting like a cat in heat jesus
Anyway!
I had a thought about our dear old Jane the other day
Emily (CM)
omg Jane Lore???
Chloe (ST)
Jane Lore!!!
Hallie (CON)
she's still not a unicorn guys
Emily (CM)
you hush now 🤫
no one asked
JAAAANEE!
Hallie (CON)
I'm literally creating life and you're being so mean to me
Chloe (ST)
bitch
pot freaking kettle???
Emily (CM)
Jane!
Jane
Jane
Jane
Jane
Hello?
Emily (CM)
Jane! 😃👏🏽👏🏽
Yes...
Hallie (CON)
run Jane! Run farrrr away!!
Chloe (ST)
ignore her
pregnancy brain
she doesn't know what she's talking about
Hallie (CON)
Dude
Emily (CM)
shhhh you're busy creating life shhhhh
Hallie (CON)
🙄
Chloe (ST)
Anyways, Jane!
Yeah, I'm still here. For some reason.
Chloe (ST)
good because i've been DYYYING to know
How did you and our dear old Cap meet??
Oh.
Well he propositioned me in the showers.
Emily (CM)
WHATTT!!
🫨
Chloe (ST)
huh what now
Hallie (CON)
I'm sorry??!
No he didn't!!!
Um yeah, he did?
Emily (CM)
Alright 😤
I need all the details
right fuckin now
please and thank youu
Tilly (HA)
I was ignoring you all to deal with a sick child but I saw Chloe say please and thank you and figured the world might be ending
What's happening??
Chloe (ST)
fuck off you hag hmph
Hallie (CON)
scroll up
Tilly (HA)
Love you Chloe ❤️
wait
what the fuck??!Jane??!
Chloe (ST)
seeeeee???
Emily (CM)
jane
montreal jane
pleeaase
I didn't realize how weird that sounds until I typed it out.
Huh.
Hallie (CON)
It's been what? Six years? and you only just now thought about it?
I've been a bit preoccupied since then so...
Emily (CM)
yessss horny on main get it😏
... I don't know what that means.
Emily (CM)
fml
Tilly (HA)
We get it, you've been busy fucking your man and marking your territory
He's not my man!
Chloe (ST)
bullshit but okay
please elaborate on how Roz propositioned you in the SHOWERS?? HUH?
i'm wheezing over here Vic looks concerned and i don't know what to tell him
I'm surprised Rozanov hasn't said anything to the team.
He likes talking about sex too much not to.
Emily (CM)
😂😂
Tilly (HA)
So true
But it's not for lack of trying, I promise you!
???
Hallie (CON)
The boys have been trying to get information about you out of Ilya for years, babe. We've tried, they've tried.
Nothing has ever worked until they stole your number lol
Chloe (ST)
yeah, before this all we got it "I am very hot and have big cock, how could Jane resist?"
Oh did he now?
Well next time you see him, you remind him he is the one who got hard and jerked off at me before even saying anything.
Emily (CM)
AOJUDIHUBD
I'M DYINNG THE AUDACITY BRO
Chloe (ST)
BLEH
WHAT
i have the ick 😖😖
Yep!

Boston Bags (WAGS)
Yesterday 10:09 AM
Tilly (HA)
I'm sorry, I'm still processing...
Chloe (ST)
Don't you have a sick child to comfort?
Tilly (HA)
She's fine, she's too drugged up rn to do anything but get snot all over my couch
And this is way more interesting
Chloe (ST)
touche
Tilly (HA)
Why were you in the showers? Where was this? When was this? How did this even happen??
It's really not that interesting.
Emily (CM)
lies and slander
There has not being anything NOT interesting about whatever the fuck is going on with you and Roz
so stop fucking dodging the question and SPILL
Hallie (CON)
For once, I agree with Emily!
spill the tea🍵🍵🍵
I don't know what that means but okay.
I met Rozanov six months prior. We were both working on a commercial at the time.
Chloe (ST)
that still doesn't explain how you got to him masturbating in front of you 👀
oh. Well.
Hallie (CON)
I'm going to be devil's advocate here and say:
You don't have to tell us anything if you don't want to Jane
Emily (CM)
ugh
I mean yeah, fine, we are just being nosy
I mean i will simply DIE but we'll be fine
That seems dramatic. But thank you.
It's not that I don't want to tell you either. I've just never really had anyone to tell it too.
Hallie (CON)
awww
Chloe (ST)
sometimes Jane Lore is fun
and sometimes Jane Lore breaks my heart 💔😞
It's not that bad!
it's just that we keep it a secret and no one knows. I can't exactly just go up to my friends and be like "I'm fucking Ilya Rozanov".
Emily (CM)
I would argue you can but mkay
I really, really can't.
Chloe (ST)
shitty friends aside
We are here whenever you want to gossip about Roz, you know that?
Yeah. Yeah I actually do.
Hallie (CON)
I swear we need to find you better friends because what the hell
They aren't that bad! It's just complicated!
Emily (CM)
"complicated" she says, six years into a secret situationship
Can we get back to how Rozanov started jerking off at me?
Tilly (HA)
yes please omg
Look honestly there isn't much else to say.
We were both working on a commercial, I needed something from the lockers, he was in the shower and well... then we fucked 🤷🏻‍♂️
wait fuck
🤷🏻‍♀️
Chloe (ST)
not gonna lie, a smidge jealous you got to see Roz naked, wet and bricked lol
Hallie (CON)
you are married??
Chloe (ST)
Yes?
your point being...???
Bricked?
Emily (CM)
bricked = his dick was harder than a rock
you sweet summer child 🤭
I was born in May?
Emily (CM)
bless your sweet white cotton socks
Tilly (HA)
ignore her
Keep going!!
There really isn't much else to say.
He was in the shower, he jerked off at me, asked for my room number and then he gave head like a champion.
Hallie (CON)
PLEASE 🤣
Tilly (HA)
MONTREAL JANE AHSJS
Emily (CM)
huh. I always thought Roz would shy away from eating pussy
Chloe (ST)
Really? Manwhore Rozanov?
Sex freak Rozanov?
I can promise you, he does not shy away.
At all.
10/10, I would recommend⭐
His mouth is dangerous and he knows how to use it.
Hallie (CON)
Jesus
Chloe (ST)
it's hard seeing others live your dreams 😫
Emily (CM)
I stand corrected 🤐
get it girl
Chloe (ST)
I suddenly understand why you keep him around
Yes. And the magical dick.
Emily (CM)
don't forget his magical dick!!
Tilly (HA)
I know way more about Ilya then I wanted to ever know...
Oops.
🤗

Brother Bears

Today 10:17 AM
St-Simon
so I have some INTERESTING information about our dear, sweet captain
shut your fucking face i kill you
Marly
well see now I gotta know
Connors
oh ohhh
do tell 👀
no
do not tell old man i will kill you and then Chloe would be alone with child
St-Simon
It's alright, she knew the risk and is prepared
worth it 🫡
Hammers
thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
Mick
I'll speak about you fondly bro 💙🫡
Connors
"and he was such a dedicated husband, father and player. If only Roz wasn't a pussy about gossip"
😠😠
St-Simon
So apprently
Montreal Jane has revealed some details about how Roz and her met
Marly
what the fuck
we've been trying for YEARS
and the WAGS get handed the information??!
Hammers
Power of the WAGS
Connors
Don't know what to tell you, it's the magic of WAGS 🤷‍♂️
Marly
it's bullshit is what it is
St-Simon
can you shut the fuck up so i can continue??
Mick
Sorry man, keep going
or maybe you all shut your fucking mouths
stop being not respectful to captain!!
St-Simon
"disrespectful" Rozy
stupid fucking english
St-Simon
anyways
this motherfucker
ran into lovely Jane in the showers at some commercial thing SIX years ago
AND JERKED OFF AT HER IN THE SHOWERS
Connors
WHAT THE FUCK
Hammers
Cap. Cap no 😂
Marly
ROZY MY BOY
FUCKING CHAMPION HOLY SHIT
👏👏👏
wags have made my Jane mean
always gossip with other wags
Hammers
oh, are we admitting that Jane is a WAG now??
what
no!
Hammers
mmmm
denial isn't just a river you know...
what the fuck does that even mean??
stupid saying from stupid brain
Mick
you know it's bad when that's the insult Cap went with lol
fuck off
Connors
dude how do you even jerk off AT someone??
Marly
please don't be so fucking dense
Connors
fuck you i get the idea dickhead
i just don't get doing it at someone. you can do it for someone, like while they watch
i understand is hard to get someone being interested in you
your poor dick
Marly
oop
Connors
i'm sorry
i am not the one whose been fuck buddies for almost 6 years, am I?
in fact
if i recall
I AM ENGAGED AND EXPECTING A CHILD
bah
not important
Connors
i beg to fucking differ??
Marly
All of you better thank your better halfs holy shit
this is the funniest fucking thing ever
one day I'm going to look Jane in the eye and ask her why the fuck she's with you
St-Simon
apparently he eats pussy like a champ
Hammers
fuck yeah Roz 👏👏
yes of course i do
if you do not eat girl out you are weak weak man
how you know this??
Connors
Hallie just showed me the chat, she's laughing so hard she almost pissed herself 🤣🤣
"10/10, I would recommend"
what? connor connors
what is my Jane saying about me?? Why is she talking about my head abilities with wags?
Connors
it's "head game" Cap
and i don't fucking know!
just ask Jane for ffs??
you are stupid small brain Connors
you think I'm fucking idiot??
tried this
but my Jane will only talk to the girls about my cock and mouth with other girls 😢
Mick
coughsimpcough
St-Simon
Cna you guys hear that??
sounds like the leash wrapped around Cap's neck!!
all of you
so mean to your Captain 😔😔

Jane ❤️

Yesterday 23:09 PM
hello
i have important question
Jane ❤️
It is nearly midnight.
yes
Jane ❤️
Yeah, right. Continue.
as i was saying, important question!
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Jane ❤️
What?
blind or deaf, Jane
Jane ❤️
I would rather be neither.
booo 👎🏻🍅🍅 so boring!!
Jane ❤️
Fuck you!
hmmm later
answer pretend question
Jane ❤️
Pretend question?
like question that is not real!!
pretend question, pretend answers
Jane ❤️
Oh!
Do you mean "hypothetical question"?
YES!
hypothetical question!!
now answer please!
Jane ❤️
Why would I be in a situation where my only choices were to be blind or deaf?
ughhhh Hollander you are so boring 🙄
Jane ❤️
Fuck you! It's the middle of the night and you're asking dumb questions!
What do you expect me to say?
I expect my lover to answer my question
Jane ❤️
Ew! Never EVER call me your lover again!
And I'm not "your" anything
hmm yes, you are right
you are not mine, no?
but I am yours, da? Remember??
*click to see full image*
Jane ❤️
...
Fuck off that was a moment of weakness.
I went weeks without sex, Hollander. WEEKS
because you sucked "mine" onto stomach like jealous lover
Jane ❤️
You're such a fucking asshole
And I wasn't jealous!
And I'm not your lover!!
you are so mean to me 🙎🏼‍♂️
Jane ❤️
You deserve it.
yess talk dirty to me some more😙
Jane ❤️
Jesus Christ.
Okay, fine, want to know what I would rather be?
I'd rather be deaf so I didn't have to listen to your bullshit!!
Ah, I see.
Is because you can't stand to not be able to look at me
I understand, I am beautiful
Jane ❤️
what? no!
so you do not think I am beautiful? woooow Hollander
😞
Jane ❤️
Fuck, no! That's not what I meant!
Of course I find you gorgeous but I
wait no shit
Fuck I hate you 😠
And you think I'm gorgeous 🥰
Jane ❤️
Fuck. You.
Is okay because I also think you are pretty 😘
Jane ❤️
Fuck off, that is such an old insult at this point.
Get new material.
what?
new material? Insult?
I do not understand??
Jane ❤️
Calling me "pretty"
I've been getting that insult since I was in juniors, you aren't original
was not insult!!
You are very pretty! I am serious!
Pretty face, pretty body, pretty ass, pretty cock
Pretty boy
Jane ❤️
Stop calling me pretty!
no! you must know you are pretty!
Jane ❤️
I'm not an idiot, I know I'm attractive.
But it's not a compliment when almost every player from Juniors until now has used "pretty boy" as an insult.
other men call you pretty?
Who? are you also fucking them??
Jane ❤️
You are such an asshole jesus christ
You KNOW that's not what I meant.
you tell me other men call you pretty, what am I supposed to think??
Too pretty for your own good!
Jane ❤️
Please stop Rozanov. I get that you aren't doing it to be mean but it's not a compliment.
i do not understand
why is it bad if others also call you pretty?
Jane ❤️
Because they aren't trying to be nice. They are saying I'm pretty because I do modelling or because I don't grow a beard or because I'm fucking Asian!
They are saying I'm not "manly" enough to be playing hockey. That's why.
Oh
I did not know.
Jane ❤️
It's fine. Whatever. Just drop it.
I still do not understand why people call you pretty because you are asian
Jane ❤️
It's just racist shit, I guess. I try to tune it out.
Hollander.
Tell me you know I was not being racist.
Jane ❤️
What
i was not calling you pretty because you are asian
I call you pretty because you are fucking beautiful. You are stunning, yes? You have pretty brown eyes and your gorgeous body and the fucking веснушки
Jane ❤️
веснушки?
freckles. your fucking freckles
Jane ❤️
My freckles?
yes oh my god
your freckles are evil. I see them and I want to lick them and kiss your stupid face 🤤
Jane ❤️
jesus
Okay, sure, I get it. You like my freckles
and I was not being racist. You know this?
Jane ❤️
Yeah, of course. I never thought you were.
You have never been either.
Good.
Jane ❤️
I would have punched you long ago if that was the case haha
and I would have let you
Jane ❤️
And we definitely wouldn't be fucking 😅
Oh.
do not even joke about that
not getting to fuck you?? make you come hands free?
stuff of nightmares 😰
Jane ❤️
You're an idiot.
only for you котенок
Jane ❤️
What is that one?
Wait, kitten?!
yes. you are like kitten, get grumpy kitten face
Jane ❤️
Honestly I think I prefer baby.
Oh?
I can do both 😉
Малыш
Jane ❤️
Not what I meant, you freak.
and you are still lying, Малыш
Is okay, I will deal with my liar Малыш and his веснушки
Jane ❤️
🙄
Today 07:53 AM
You will tell me if you get called it, yes?
Jane ❤️
Called what?
pretty boy. by others.
You will tell me if others are being... leaving you out? excluding?
Jane ❤️
Discriminatory?
Da, yes.
Discriminatory.
or racist fuckers.
Jane ❤️
😂
It's fine, Rozanov, I'm used to it. You don't have to worry about it.
no, I will worry when others are being racist
my best friend, Svetlana, her mother from Trinidad. I see how some people treat her because of colour of skin
is not okay
so you tell me if people are also being racist to you so I kick their asses
Jane ❤️
You really don't have to. But thank you.
I am only thinking of your "Canada's Golden Boy" image, of course
cannot have you ruin sparkling image
Jane ❤️
Oh, of course.
Good thing I have the big bad Russian hockey player to fight people for me, huh?
Yes, like scary guard dog.
Jane ❤️
Yeah sure. Like a guard dog.
Such a scary puppy you are, Rozanov.
woof

Boston Bags (WAGS)
Monday 07:18 PM
Chloe (ST)
Guess what I'm about to get??
Hallie (CON)
On my fucking nerves?
Chloe (ST)
always
but no
you're safe today ❤️
Hallie (CON)
no such thing when I'm around you
Chloe (ST)
first and fucking foremost, I'm a delight
☝🏼☝🏼
SECOND OF ALL
I'm getting cheesy nachos for dinnneeerrrr
Hallie (CON)
and you needed to announce this to the group chat because...?
Chloe (ST)
because why not?
Hallie (CON)
strange, strange woman
never change