Preface
MLH Opposite Day
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/84411976.
- Rating:
- Teen And Up Audiences
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationships:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike & Ilya Rozanov
- Additional Tags:
- Social Media, Leaked Texts, Shanes Text to Lily Leaked, Twitter, Ilya Rozanov Rage Baits, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Frenemies Hayden Pike & Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike Bashing, Bisexual Hayden Pike, but not really, Feral Shaydens, Accidental Outing, Texting, No Beta we die like the internet's respect for Hayden Pike, Set during TLG but spoilers are very mild.
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 1 of WitWandWolfBird's HR Social Media AUs
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-05-07 Completed: 2026-05-23 Words: 9,747 Chapters: 3/3
MLH Opposite Day
Summary
Shane's texts to Lily leak. It looks bad... because Shane is biphobic?? Different texts leak, and Ilya is a kind, supportive ally?? Is it opposite day?
Shane Hollander is getting dragged to the 7th circle of closeted gay hell by Twitter.
Ilya Rozanov has strong feelings about shipping.
Hayden Pike is confused why everyone suddenly thinks he’s whiny.---
OR Ilya ragebaits his boyfriend and Hayden Pike via leaked texts and somehow ends up looking like the good guy online.
Notes
If at any time avatar photos, tweeted images, or gifs don't show up, please lmk in the comments so I can fix the link :)
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Okay, I'm obsessed with all the leaked texts to Lily that make Shane look really bad. So I wanted to try my hand at one, and I had a very useful headcanon for how to make Shane look bad.I have all 3 chapters written... I just don't have them all coded.
Since this is told entirely via tweets, we only have as much info as the Twitterverse does. Rest assured, you WILL get more context for what Shane was saying before its over. He's not biphobic I swear!
Chapter 1: #SayBiLily
Chapter Notes
Okay, so tweets that are clustered together are a thread. Like responses to the top tweet. IDK how twitter is laid out anymore. It's been a hot minute, so just go with me on this. It was the best I could do given I don't actually know how to code.
Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
Lowkey I think the Metros just walked into the bar I’m in. My night is about to get much more interesting 💋💋
6:21 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Get it girl
6:25 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
Omg all of them? Or just the usual bar guys?
6:25 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
im not actually a puck bunny so idk who the usuals are. But i think shane hollanders here. YUMMY
6:29 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
gonna cosplay as a bunny tonight. I want to lick those freckles @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
6:29 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
TAGGING HIM?? it should be illegal to be this thirsty on main.
6:31 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
omg his mom clearly runs his media accounts. She must read the most unhinged shit about her son
6:32 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I just googled mama Hollander and as a Bisexual On The Internet™ it’s my right to thirst equally after both of them. Is his dad also hot?
6:32 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
I love whatever is wrong with you
6:33 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
yes queen. The bisexual urge to third for Yuna and David Hollander.
6:33 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
i have infiltrated the metros group. Coming for (on) those freckles
6:34 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
GIRL. I say this with all the love in my heart. TURN YOUR PHONE OFF
6:35 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Respectfully, saying you infiltrated a group of chronically horny men is like saying white people infiltrated pickleball like it wasn’t a situation specially designed to trap them!!
6:35 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Finally next to freckles. He’s so awkward and adorable. Drinking his ginger ale. Hes just a little guy but he’s also just like texting someone the whole time 🙄
6:37 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Okay okay okay I swear I wasn’t TRYING to read his messages but I saw the word biphobic and you know me… I was absolutely trying to read his messages.
6:41 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
a scorpio would
6:25 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
don’t meet your heros yall. No one is safe (1/3)
6:45 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
just watching this man ruin his life IRL (2/3)
6:47 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
(3/3) okay ik its blurry but it says
Lily: I can’t choose. They’re both so good
Shane: They’re so different
You have to pick!
Lily: This is biphobic
Shane: JFC. Make up your mind already.
Lily: You have no respect for my struggle.
What my people go through
Shane: Your people??
You mean other sluts?
Lily: Do you even love me??
Shane: I’m seriously questioning that.
Pick one, idiot.
6:49 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Omgggggg no. Shane. SHANEY. DEAREST. Baby Girl. I thought you were one of the good ones
6:49 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I had to leave before I punched him in the face. Freckles are dead to me. Still willing to hear Yuna out tho
6:50 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
He always seems sooooo nice
I guess it’s just an act 💔
6:50 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
@fromyourdreams okay but we have zero context for this. It could be a joke
7:00 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
@holfander first what the fuck is your handle? Second calling lily a slut and by extension all bi people is peak biphobia
7:04 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
7:15 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
Shayden Confirmed right? Is this the #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed of my dreams
7:17 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
You know what? A win is a win
#haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
7:22 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@stanforever how do you know he’s texting Hayden? How is #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed from this text
7:29 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
shane and hayden have been together for years. We werent sure if Hayden was gay or bi until tonight though #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
7:37 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
there is literally no way to tell this is hayden it could be literally anyone
It SAYS lily
7:40 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
Is the Hayden Pike in the room with us right now?
7:41 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Lily is clearly a code name. Plus in an interview in 2011 hayden said that he got his (fake) girlfriend J*ckie a bouquet of lilies. So this is a clear reference youtube.com/vm839279
7:45 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
A CLEAR REFERENCE??
7:46 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
do not engage the shaydens. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
7:50 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
yeah shane clearly needs to work on the bi thing but #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed can do it
7:55 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Work?? WORK?? This is so beyond work. Throw the whole man away 🚩🚩🚩
8:01 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
This doesn’t sound like hayden. This person is so whiny. I don’t think it’s #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
8:09 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Hayden is absolutely a whiny bottom. Needs service top shane to take care of him.
8:15 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
lol #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
#haydenpikewhinybottom
8:16 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
me imagining shane topping
8:21 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Okay but it does sound like Shane is getting sick of the beard J*ckie and the dolls. Relationship confirmation incoming
8:24 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
8:34 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
You know who would absolutely wind shane up like this? 👀
8:47 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
Ilyas future dog I’m so sick of you Hollanovs. Your delusions disgust me
8:47 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
at least one of my ships isn’t married with enough kids to make the pope proud
8:48 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
at least my SHIPS DONT HATE EACH OTHER
8:48 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
oh did I hurt your feelings? Block button is free
8:50 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
8:52 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
oomfs, please. Be nice!
8:56 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
@Pikanov4real ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
8:57 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
@Pikanov4real ditto, unfortunately @hollanovmyheros
9:00 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Help. I got lost at sea with the shippers. Someone throw me a lifesaver
9:04 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
you need candy in a time like this??
we need olivia pope not mid gas station sugar
9:10 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
we are losing the ancient texts
9:12 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Lily deserves so much better… like me #saybiLily
9:30 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane Hollander really looked at a bisexual person in the year of our lord (Beyoncé) 2021 and said "it’s a phase, pick a side" in 4K. I am actually screaming #saybiLily
9:32 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
I want to believe in Shane but I think it’s time to #saybiLily
9:35 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
Its so sad when the hate comes from within the LGBTQ+ community. Hockey has enough issues without the few gay players making it harder for other members of the queer community #saybiLily
9:36 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
GAY PLAYER?? OTHER MEMBERS? What are you saying? What do you know?
9:37 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
shane has been out to his team for a few years. Most of the MLH knows. My friend works for the metros. I assumed this was known???
9:42 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@metrosice this was NOT known
9:43 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
BOY KISSER alksdfjasdjhl SCREAMS lsmndf
I AM UNWELL
9:44 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
@metrosice comes in like
9:59 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Me sitting here with my unproblematic fave
10:10 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Your telling me that I only learn I had a shot with Shane after the biphobic reveal and Hayden Pike after the #haydenpikewhinybottom reveal? What is the point of being gayyyyyy
10:17 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
we have angered the gods and must atone
10:20 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
how. More butt stuff? Better toys?
10:23 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
10:31 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
guys maybe "pick one" means he wants Lily to pick a favorite color? or a favorite... pokemon? we don't know the whole story!!
10:38 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
I just know Ilya is an ally #saybiLily
10:45 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
you just know that infamous asshole and text book definition of a rake Ilya Rozanov is an ally but Shane Hollander, APPARENTLY an actual gay man isn’t?
10:48 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
you have the dumbest twitter name ever. Matches your dumbest ever tweet which is REALLY SAYING SOMETHING on this app
10:52 PM · Feb 23, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Lily, girl (gender neutral) we know how hot he is. But you DESERVE BETTER #saybiLily
11:02 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
STILL CRASHING OUT. He called us “other sluts” like this is a bad thing? THIS IS MY LINKEDIN BIO. #saybiLily (also say hi Lily. Call me)
11:15 PM · Feb 24,, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
Shanes agent screaming into a pillow rn because Shane became the main character of twitter
11:33 PM · Feb 24,
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
Metros trying to clean up this mess
11:37 PM · Feb 24,, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
The "do you even love me? / I'm seriously questioning that." is going to look so crazy on the notes app apology tomorrow morning.
11:44 PM · Feb 24,, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane Hollander at tomorrows press conf that Yuna forces him into
hello fellow heterosexuals. I am an ally
11:55 PM · Feb 24,, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@Holfander
He literally uses pride tape on pride night
12:01 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
yes, the pinnacle of allyship. The high watermark for help. The thing queer people all over the world are asking for: pride tape on a hockey stick.
12:02 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
PRIDE TAPE??? You mean we SOLVED HOMOPHOBIA? THANK GOD
12:03 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
It’s a good thing hes sponsored by reebok because nike would never
12:10 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickey
noted ally?
12:13 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
noted ally:
12:17 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Trending:
1. Shane Hollander Gay
254k tweets
2. #saybiLily
134k tweets
3. Shane Hollander Biophobic
101k tweets
4. #haydenpikebixsexualconfirmed
43k tweets
5. #haydenpikewhinybottom
21k tweets
Chapter End Notes
I did not mean to make Jenn this horny but she couldn't be contained.
Also let the record show that this is a REAL nike tweet
I tried really had to only use photos from Wikimedia Commons that don't require attribution.
Twitter Logo: Adrianxcasas2011, Apache License 2.0
, via Wikimedia Commons
Chapter 2: #IlyAlly
Chapter Summary
Media literacy is at an all time low. Someone leaks Ilya's texts to Hayden Pike, and he's like really supportive and super sweet. Everyone on twitter agrees
Chapter Notes
I haven’t been able to leave comments or reply to them in 4 days so if I don’t respond for a while that is why.
Also we’re getting into some very light role model/TLG spoilers. But really just that Troy Barrett exists and has a character arc.
Previous On "MLH Opposite Day"
Shane's texts to Lily Leak and he looks biphobic. Someone accidentally outs Shane on twitter but he's still canceled. Shippers were in the TRENCHES.
The text:
L: I can’t choose. They’re both so good
S: They’re so different
You have to pick!
L: This is biphobic
S: JFC. Make up your mind already.
L: You have no respect for my struggle.
What my people go through
S: Your people??
You mean other sluts?
L: Do you even love me??
S: I’m seriously questioning that.
Pick one, idiot.
---
TW/CW: If you want to skip the brief flare of homophobia, just scroll past anything @BoomersDidNothingWrong tweets (there's only 2!)---
FYI the AO3 LINK IS REAL as is one of the news articles. The MLH and TSN links are fake but the others are clickable. I'll explain the ao3 one at the end.
TSN Hockey✔️
@TSN
MLH Metro’s Hayden Pike comes out as bisexual to the surprise of hockey fans. Pike becomes the second active player in the MLH to officially come out as queer. Unconfirmed rumors fly about other active players and several retired players have…
Read the full story at
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/article/hayden-pike-bisexual-queer-MLH-player
6:00 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
sorry did I miss him actually coming out? I thought this was just a shayden conspiracy
6:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Maria
@CentaursQueen
I follow all of Hayden Pike’s social media accounts and I haven’t seen any statements.
6:07 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
chat we are COOKED. If you needed any more proof we live in the dumbest timeline this is it
6:15 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
from what I can tell the tweets got picked up by some bot-written hockey blogs that made TMZ write an article. All these articles are citing the blogs which are themselves just citing FUCKING SHAYDEN TWEETS
6:19 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
also @CentaursQueen what on earth could hayden pike have to say that requires you to follow ALL HIS SM? Waiting for the 18th kid to be born?
6:30 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Major League Hockey ✔️
@MLH
Pride means equality, empowerment and community. Promoting acceptance and respect across this amazing game ensures that #HockeyIsForEveryone. 🏳️🌈
Read more as we celebrate #MLHPride 👉
http://MLH.com/pride
6:39 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
its not june. the MLH doesn't remember gay people exist if it isn't june. Is this about the hayden pike and shane hollander rumors? I think im losing my mind does every single person online share ONE BRAINCELL?
6:39 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
I’m so happy to see the League supporting Shane and Hayden
6:40 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR FAULT
6:45 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
*Hayden and Ilya
6:47 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
NOT NOW @Pikanova4real
6:50 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
We have left so many children behind
6:55 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Read my Substack: When Libel Is Legal, where I unpack the ongoing impacts of Section 230. Today: Decades of Funding Cuts to Education & Literacy Programs: the Ouroboros of the Post-Factual Society and Internet Outrage Machine. (AKA why everyone thinks Hayden Pike came out)
bit.ly/subs847294729
6:55 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Sorry are you the same person who publicly thirsted after every single living Hollander and then leaked his texts?
6:56 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Day Jenn and Night Jenn are different people. It’s a real Dr. Jeckel/Mr. Hyde situation.
6:57 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
😇/😈
6:58 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl @jolenesays
I normally wouldn’t do this, but since were sharing hockey player texts, and this one I saw at the café between Montreal and Ottawa. Ilya Rozanov was just there for a second, but this was so sweet, I couldn’t resist. (I blacked out old texts that were about kiddos)
7:00 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
@MakeMeRozanova Hannah you were soooo right #IlyAlly
if you couldn't read it:
I: Pike, I see that you are trending for the first time ever congrats
H: Fuck off roz
I: No, I think it’s wonderful
I’m an ally🏳️🌈 🥳
H: Please stop
I: See! Is not whiny to say your needs
Communication is sexy
H: I’m not whiny!
I: I’ll use Bi Pride tape for you next time we play 🥰🥰
7:01 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
MY OOMFs and I HAVE DREAMED OF SUCH A FEAST
7:04 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
OOMFs?? Aren’t you literally the only Pikanov shipper? You dont have oomfs
7:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
Everyones going to want to join now
7:06 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
didn’t you tell me last week that you wrote all 10 of the Pikanov fanfics??
7:08 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
THAT WAS IN CONFIDENCE
7:06 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
we are NOT friends. I DONT like you
Stop telling me things
7:08 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
Sure, an ally #IlyAlly
7:14 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
like how I spent most of my twenties as a “super active ally” because “everyones a little gay.” NOPE PAN
7:16 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
the pansexual urge just to say “bi” because the memes are better
7:18 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
SHE GETS IT
7:19 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
Sorry can we talk about how unhinged it is that Golden Boy Shane Hollander was trending last night as PROBLEMATIC and now we wake up to a world where #IlyAlly is trending? Like he’s actively supportive of queer players.
7:24 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Nelson James
@BerensteinBears
Hi Hello Howdy, I HAVE TO come from a different timeline. Because the Roz im familiar with once drunkenly rode the orange line all the way to Franklin Park and passed out in the abandoned bear cages. When asked why all he said was “for Russia” (1/3)
7:27 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Nelson James
@BerensteinBears
And my Hollander once said he was going to celebrate scoring the game-winning goal against boston and securing a hat trick by going to see Plymouth rock in his next interview he looked directly into the camera with a straight face and said it was REALLY INTERESTING (2/3)
7:28 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Nelson James
@BerensteinBears
Can someone explain to me what else is different here because I know that I didn’t wake up in the same universe that I started in. no way these are the boys that I grew up watching #mandelaeffect (3/3)
7:28 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
Fruit of the loom: cornucopia, or no?
7:29 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
Roz is GOAT. Best centaur eva #IlyAlly
7:30 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
Rozanov might be the best-ever centaurs player, but they still lost their last 4 games in a row
7:32 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
@horseheadonahumanbody this is not the flex you think it is
7:33 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Maria
@CentaursQueen
Rozanov in the STREETS fighting for justice #IlyAlly
Hollander is a hater in the CLUB
is this opposite day?
7:34 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
No, its NOT opposite day 😉
7:35 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Maria
@CentaursQueen
so that means it is?
7:36 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
no 🙃
7:37 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Everyone in this thread exhausts me
7:39 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
Im still not over the fact that Shane Hollander, the living embodiment of a blue linen button up, who always says ‘sir’ to the referees and once apologized to a chair on a hot mic is the PROBLEM.
And Ilya Rozanov who had a two year twitter feud with Gritty and once paid a stripper to wear his jersey to a Comeau’s bachelor party is our Queer Ally Icon #IlyAlly
7:44 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
well im still not over the fact that you OUTTED SHANE HOLLANDER ON TWITTER. wtf is WRONG WITH YOU
7:46 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
i said i was sorry
7:46 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
you literally didnt??????
7:47 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
Ilya really showed up to this café and said Im here for brunch and equal rights 💅 #IlyAlly
7:51 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov ✔️
@IlyaRozanov81
Yes! I love brunch
7:53 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
Oh my god. AM I DEAD? ;asljd;asdgjl
7:54 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
GIRL
7:55 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane 'Pick a side, slut' Hollander vs Ilya 'Communication is sexy’ Rozanov the bar is in hell, and Ilya is the only one stepping over it. #IlyAlly
8:02 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
hell is empty all the devils are here
8:04 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
What kind of reference is that?
8:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Shakespeare… Sorry I’m literate?
unlike apparently EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER BEEN ONLINE
8:06 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Shane is so chronically offline. Do we think he even knows that he’s canceled
8:07 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
Does Shane Hollander even know that twitter exists
8:09 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Does H*llander even know the internet exists??
8:10 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
wait back to Ilya HIS NAILS ARE PAINTED #IlyAlly
8:11 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
SPARKLY NAILS!!! This is not a drill 🚨🚨🚨 #IlyAlly
8:13 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@hockeyhickeys OUR PLAN WORKED. It’s a great day to be gay again
8:17 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
the gods answered our calls. Think we can stop now? 😘 💅
8:18 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
probably should keep it up to be safe😈😈
8:19 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
You still think Lily isn't Hayden? Ilya literally teased him about "sharing his needs" and being "whiny." HE IS READING THE TWEETS. HE KNOWS PIKE IS LILY. #HaydenPikeBisexualConfirmed #ShaydenIsReal
8:27 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
Have we considered that legendary ragebaiter Rozanov is teasing Hayden Pike?
8:31 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Do you hate all gay people or just yourself
8:33 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
As much as I hate to agree with someone calling themselves @holfander. It was clearly roz in the hollander texts and now hes teasing hayden. Classic Rozanov
8:41 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
Exactly
THE CLOSET IS GLASS
8:43 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
what are the odds that Ilya is just being a chaos demon because he hates them both??? it makes as much sense as anything that has happened on this app in the past 24 hr. The friendship is PR !! The sparkles are a distraction !!
8:47 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
the bisexual urge to leave a gap before !!
8:48 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Hayden Pike watching Ilya trend for being a "sweetheart ally" while he himself is trending for being a "whiny bottom."
8:56 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Hayden Pike’s only contribution to this discourse is 'Please stop' and 'I’m not whiny.'
8:58 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Amar
@MamaMiata
Okay my best friend’s neighbor’s cousin is one of the media guys for the Centaurs and he said that Roz was the one who helped that one guy who recently came out. Made him feel safe enough to tell the team (sorry IDK boys names) #IlyAlly
9:16 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
I just googled hearsay and a picture of this tweet came up
9:18 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
@MamaMiata OMG do we think hes the one who made shane feel comfortable enough to come out to other hockey players? Not that shane deserves the allyship but how could Roz know #IlyAlly
9:22 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kate
@SignDesign
Ilya is such a sweetheart. Before every home game, my kids make a sign for him and he ALWAYS stops to talk to them. He’s so good with them. #IlyAlly is no surprise to anyone who knows him
9:27 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Seth T
@PikanovConvert
I didnt realize what I saw until I looked at roz and pikes sm AND I did once see Roz pick up amber pike from daycare. He was so sweet took her to get medicine and her fave Gatorade
9:34 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
YOU SAW WHAT?? WHEN?? HOOOOOW
9:35 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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fandom_commitment_issues
@thisisarealfic
I HAD to write this
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78170291/chapters/204881676
9:37 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
THIS IS SO GOOD. OMG
7:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Oahn J
@MatchaLatte
@SignDesign I’m also not surprised by the #IlyAlly. I see him at that café all the time SUPPORTING QUEER-OWNED BUSINESS and he always stops to pet my dog and buy her a pup cup
9:43 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
A café between Ottawa and Montreal? Where he stops all the time because he’s constantly driving back and forth?? JUST BECAUSE???
9:45 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
9:46 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Other Barry
@RaidersFan81818181
#IlyAlly really is the best. I miss him in boston every day. We met him after the game once and he signed my daughters jersey and told her she would be a better hockey player than him one day if she works really hard
10:01 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Clifford Marleau✔️
@Marly
I always knew Rozzy was a stand up guy and an #IlyAlly. He never seemed to mind when men flirted with him in the club at all! So accepting!!
10:03 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
10:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Michael
@MightyMorphingMike
Ilya was in the same trendy thrift shop while my friend and I were there. I was transitioning and she wanted to “dress gayer” we got to talking (HE ASKED FOR PRONOUNS!) and he started helping us shop. Europeans are so fashionable! ICON. LEGEND. #IlyAlly
10:07 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
Roz really out here for THE GIRLS. THE GAYS. THE THEYS.
Triflers NEED NOT APPLY #IlyAlly
10:12 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
I could talk about this man for hours. BUT his SMILE when he was sending those texts to Hayden. He looked SO proud and SO happy. His eyes were positively radiant #IlyAlly
10:21 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Amar
@MamaMiata
I don't even like hockey but I would die for the man who looks like that and has sparkly nails. Is he single?
10:23 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
THERES A LINE
10:24 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Amar
@MamaMiata
10:25 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Boomers did nothing wrong
@BoomerSooner
That Hollander boy could take a leaf out of Rozanovs book
10:34 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Yes! Ally lessons
10:35 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Boomers did nothing wrong
@BoomerSooner
not being a queer
10:36 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
^^ everyone agreeing with him is a free block list
10:38 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
maybe Ilya can help H*llander learn to be a better to bi people?
10:44 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
aww they are friendsssss
maybe this is what h*llander needs
10:45 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Trying to imagine the #IlyAlly school for men who cant ally good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too
10:49 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
10:50 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
gotta be big enough to fit the whole MLH
10:51 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Awww Scott can teach too
10:52 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
Yes! Great retirement job for him 👴🏻🦕
10:53 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
@annabananna91 Troy Barrett can teach at the Ally school too
10:53 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
imagine showing this tweet to Troy last year. I think that man would’ve run so deeply into the closet that he found where tom cruise is hiding
10: 55 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
if you asked me 6 months ago if I thought it was more likely for troy to be a good person or shayden to be real I WOULD PICK SHAYDEN.
10: 57M · Feb 24, 2021
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Nelson James
@BerensteinBears
Yes in my original timeline a meme of troy when viral for nodding along with something kent said that was so vile it would make an 8chan neck beard blush. Its literal an incel dog whistle to this day
10:57 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
II flew home today because I'm supposed to take bar tomorrow but the only thing I’ll be sat for is Ilya Rosanovs ally academy
11:01 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
As in youre going to be a lawyer soon???
11:03 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I’m clerking for Kagan this summer. She’s not on twitter
11:05 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
GIRL YES SHE IS.
11:07 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
@IlyaRozanov81
Where do you get your nails done? Love the sparkles
11:07 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81 ✓
Very special 8 year olds
11:09 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Seth T
@PikanovConvert
SORRY THE PIKE TWINS?
the girls??
11:11 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
Some please come scrape my remains off of the floor
11:13 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Seth T
@PikanovConvert
FREE ME FROM THIS PRISION (exactly where I want to be)
11:14 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81 ✓
Everyone says Pike didn’t really come out. Is just a rumor. I know better, but I support him even if he stays in the closet. The closet okay too. You are still valid))) But what is Shayden? What is Pikanov?
11:21 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
OH NO
11:22 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
quick how do we nuke an entire app??????
11:25 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Michael
@MightyMorphingMike
the internet was a mistake
11:31 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
@JoeBiden @JustinTrudeau we need to call in an airstrike. Just like generally. Everywhere. Its over folks
11:34 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov ✔️
@IlyaRozanov81
How to buy a gun in Ottawa((((((((((((
11:45 AM · Feb 24, 2021
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Trending:
1. #IlyAlly
227k tweets
2. Hayden Pike Coming Out
121k tweets
3. Shane Hollander Biophobic
88k tweets
4. Canadian Gun Laws
49k tweets
5. #haydenpikewhinybottom
11k tweets
Chapter End Notes
Okay so I'd written and coded tweets about how Ilya picked up Amber Pike from day care, thinking it was a silly little thing I made up but NOPE that's a real life and very funny actual fanfic. (my brain is absolutely pickled in hollanov) So since I had already coded it all, I decided just to link it with the author's name as the twitter users name. So read that if you want, I recommend.
Jenn is also an amalgamation of all of the women I knew (mostly in my early 20s) who were incredibly competent, put together, articulate, impressive people from 5 am - 7 pm and then ran feral in the streets all night. It was a fun time that I'm glad its over. Could she tweet like this and work for Elena Keagan? Absolutely not but lets pretend for the laughs
Also if you've never seen Plymouth Rock, you might not get that joke but please google it and you'll understand.
Chapter 3: It's Ilya Rozanov's Twitter and We're All Just Vibing on It
Chapter Summary
A Huntanov remembers her login
Night Jenn returns
Yuna (presumably) does some heavy lifting for PR
Twitter gets the full context of the texts
Hayden Pike tries to beat the whiny allegations
Chapter Notes
If at any point you are reading this and Shane's "Screen shots" aren't showing up, the text message contents are in the end note. One day i will research how to do alt text for images, but today is not that day. Sorry!
But please let me know if there are issues with the images at any point!
---Huge thanks to my friend Lana who kept reading this and encouraging me to post when I wasn't feeling funny. It's much appreciated.
Feel free to skip @boomersdidnothingwrong’s racism (again only 2 tweets)
previously on MLH Opposite Day:
Shane's texts to Lily leak and he is accused of being biphobic. Shaydens trick the internet into thinking Hayden is bisexual and a whiny bottom.
Ilya's texts to Hayden leak, and the internet agrees he's a great ally and friend
Ilya learns about Shaydens and Pikanov to the detriment of everyone online
Eliza Bell
@HuntanovStaysWinning
Just got back from camping
whats been going on?
4:03 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
OMG this is genuinely the last thing that we need right now
4:11 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
For your own safety and everyone online LOG OFF
04:15 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Eliza Bell
@HuntanovStaysWinning
FR??? i go away for 2 days and I miss Biphobic Shane Hollander, #HaydenPikeBisexualConfirmed and #IlyAlly??????
4:20 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
me knowing Ilya knows about shipping and lurks in #IlyAlly
04:23 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Seth T
@PikanovConvert
i cannot blame ilya for crashing out if he learned people ship him with a man who was a contemporary of James Creighton
04:26 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
????
04:27 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Seth T
@PikanovConvert
organizer of the first modern-day hockey game
04:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Eliza Bell
@HuntanovStaysWinning
@PikanovConvert shade from a PIKANOV shipper??? You ship HAYDEN PIKE, a man who would warn you about putting too much black pepper in food so you don’t make it too spicy. ILYA ROZANOV doesn’t even know that mans name
04:31 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
HAYDEN PIKE HAS WON MORE CUPS THAN HUNTER AND ROZANOV COMBINED!!
that’s because sweet bb Ilya moved to Ottawa to b closer to Hayden (awwww)
whats scotts excuse? A hundred million years playing hockey not enough to get more than one cup?
04:35 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Carter &; J.J. 💕
@VaughenaisMyLoves
My Carter and JJ:
04:45 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Boomers Did Nothing Wrong
@boomersooner
who
04:47 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Carter & J.J. 💕
@VaughenaisMyLoves
04:50 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Boomers Did Nothing Wrong
@boomersooner
those aren’t the same guy????
05:00 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Carter & J.J. 💕
@VaughenaisMyLoves
illiterate, unwashed, racist motherfuckers
I stg not only does the internet have fewer IQ points combined than infamous himbo cliff marleau with a concussion but you all are blind and deaf.
THEY DON’T LOOK ALIKE. THEY DON’T SOUND ALIKE. THEY DON’T PLAY ON THE SAME TEAM. THEY DON’T LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY. THEY DON’T HAVE THE SAME FIRST LANGUAGE
theyre just in looooooooove
05:04 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
okay im with you on the racism but you realize that you had to photoshop this together because there’s no proof these two have ever met in person off the ice. Not one single photo exists of them.I dare you to prove me wrong
05:07 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Ilya Rozanov asking how to buy a gun because he found out people ship him with Hayden Pike is the most relatable he has ever been.
05:15 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov✔️
@IlyaRozanov81
HUNTANOV????????
Okay Hollanov is very funny. This I like
PIKANOV IS A KNIFE IN MY BACK
BUT HUNTANOV IS THE SINGLSKDMV /sd
05:17 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Oahn J
@MatchaLatte
did learning about huntanov make him have a stroke midtweet
05:20 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Michael
@MightyMorphingMike
that or someone tackled him
05:21 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Maria
@CentaursQueen
trying to imagine the rage that harris would’ve needed to build up to manage to tackle rozanov lololol
05:27 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
its giving yuna hollander intervention
05:33 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
“this I like”
THIS I LIKE
IM GETTING THIS TATTOOED
05:34 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
broke: ships that make players crash out on main
woke: ships that the players approve
no one can ever @ me again. Hollanovs are un@able
05:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
05:42 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov✔️
@IlyaRozanov81
Meeting with the best Hollander and Shane to plan this summer’s camps!
The Irina Foundation creates a safe and inclusive space for all people to experience the joy of hockey. All our coaches and campers are committed to moving the sport and the world forward. Ottawa and Montreal, we look forward to seeing you on the ice this summer | irinafoundation.org/inclusion
05:45 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
called it omg
She took his phone away!!
05:46 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Not ROZ doing PR work for SH*NE
05:47 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Things that weren’t on my 2021 bingo card
Biphobic Sh*ne
#IlyAlly
Roz trying to rehab Sh*nes image
Things that were on my bingo card
#haydenpikewhinybottom
05:50 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
how was THAT on your card?
05:55 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I cant believe this is what I caused
I love boy drama
05:56 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
not Yuna Hollander writing statements for #IlyAlly to release
06:00 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
Roz light a candle in the north window if you need to be rescued
06:04 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Do we think she called herself the best Hollander or did she let him write ONE sentence
06:09 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn and Jenny
@fromyourdreams
she deserves to call herself the best Hollander!
06:11 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Maria
@CentaursQueen
@IlyaRozanov81 Ottawa is so proud of you!
06:15 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
the cards are telling me a H*llander apology is coming. Lets see what he has to say for himself
06:16 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander✔️
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Last night, personal messages between my partner and me were leaked out of context. This is a huge invasion into my life and my privacy.
First, I will confirm that I am gay. I have been out to my family, friends, and teammates for several years, but I hadn’t said anything publicly because I am a private person.
My partner “Lily” (a bi man who cannot safely be “out”) and I were making dinner plans with my parents, and he was joking about not being able to pick a dinner option.
The attached messages will provide much-needed context for our messages. I support his sexual identity fully and love him very much.
We just want to know what to make for dinner.
06:20 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander✔️
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
06:21 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander✔️
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
06:21 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander✔️
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
06:22 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander✔️
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
06:23 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
VINDICATION
06:25 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
@holfander look you were right about something. But you’re still deeply wrong about that username
06:26 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
I don’t like it when people say mean things about my boyfriend.
SOMEONE SEDATE ME
06:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
This is the sweetest thing I have ever seen in my life
06:32 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Princess Mia
@ShaneGlassesTruther
may a love like this find me
06:34 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
DID SHANE HOLLANDER MAKE A MEAN GIRL REFERENCE?
06:35 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Better Centaur
@horseheadonahumanbody
yes he did
I think the real question is if he KNOWS he made a mean girl reference
06:38 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
Every single person online owes Shane an apology
06:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
so im not saying that you’re wrong but is this your first day with internet access?
An apology from stan and hockey twt??
06:45 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane: 'Please pick a dinner, I love you.' Lily: 'This is biphobic.'
This is the most authentic representation of a queer relationship I have ever seen in mens sports
06:51 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
the way Shane’s parents apparently love 'Lily' more than their own son is sending me.
Imagine being the best player in the MLH and losing the 'Favorite Child' title to a man who identifies as a food slut.
07:01 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
I love how he did nothing to refute
#HaydenPikeBisexualConfirmed
#HaydenPikeWhinyBottom
07:05 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Well now I’m just sad that he’s taken
07:06 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
more sex toys in prayer they’ll break up?
07:09 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
THERES A LINE
07:13 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
HE IS GAY. You moved to a DIFFERENT COUNTRY. you shouldnt BE in line
07:18 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
Okay but I’m still on Lily’s side. If the Hollanders really loved him, they would make both
07:21 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Not him being their favorite son. I need 5-7 business days to recover
07:25 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Rose Landry✔️
@RoseLandry90
He didn’t ask me to do this, in fact he specifically asked me not to but as you all can see, Shane is the kindest, sweetest partner.
Also, as someone who knows Lily, this has been one of the funniest 24 hours on twitter.
Sorry Shane!
07:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
it makes so much more sense why they broke up and stayed friends
07:31 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
07:35 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
@roselandry90 you know Lily. CAN HE FIGHT?
07:36 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
oh no. night jenn is back. you have got to stop tagging REAL PEOPLE
07:37 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
im asking the important questions
the world needs to know
07:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
You know I love you, but I am praying to every living god and dead ancestor that you will LOG OFF
07:42 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
@yeshomo agreed but also @fromyourdreams yes he can
07:48 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Wait, Shane confirms he has a partner who is a bi man who can't be out? And we all know Hayden is the one who was just trending for being a whiny bottom?
Shaydens, it’s all coming together.
#HaydenPikeBisexualConfirmed
07:50 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
are you kidding me. You still think LILY is hayden with ILYA IS RIGHT THERE #lilya
07:55 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
THIS WAS TRENDING BECAUSE YOU INVENTED IT. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE INTERNET WORKS??
08:02 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
babes i think the answer to whether a shayden shipper understands how the things works can be answered by the fact that they are a shayden
08:09 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
The fact that Hayden hasn't denied being 'Lily' or being a 'whiny bottom' yet is suspicious. He’s probably too busy eating with the Hollanders
08:10 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Classic Hayden not knowing what to pick for dinner
08:12 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
thank god he has shane and his diet regimen 💪🏻
08:15 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Hayden Pike is currently staring at his phone, realizing that 'I’m not whiny' was the worst possible defense to use when half internet thinks your 'boyfriend' is currently releasing texts of you being whiny about curry udon.
08:19 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
Bi man who can’t safely be publicly out 👀
I see you Hollanovs
08:21 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Awww counting down the days.
It sounds like they are in a distance relationships
I CANNOT
08:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
👀
08:33 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU HOLLANOV!
08:34 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Okay I’ll admit to being #gaywrong. But I am still determined to figure out who Shane inherited his freckles from. Call me Hollanders
08:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
I am usually all for #gaywrongs but we are begging you TOUCH GRASS
08:45 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
I too am a food slut
Someone tell Lily about buffets
09:00 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
the bisexual urge to… go to Golden Corral??
09:01 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Do we think hayden is just sitting at home googling “whiny bottom” and trying to figure out how to say he isn’t without sounding like a whiny bottom??
09:04 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
His notes app looks like a page from House of Leaves
09:10 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
what is with you and this book shit??
09:11 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
SOME GAY PEOPLE CAN READ.
09:14 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Can we do a wellness check on Hayden Pike?
He went from plain Greek yogurt flavored man, raisins in the potato salad advocate, Metros AC no one remembers to the internets favorite whiny bottom in 24 hours
9:17 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
imagine trying to explain to your wife who birthed an entire hockey team of children for you that the internet thinks you need “service top Shane Hollander” to make dinner decisions for you
09:20 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Is this a safe space to say that I am so disappointed that @IlyaRozanov81 moved to Ottawa and his hoe era ended?
09:22 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
you know its possible to have inside thoughts? You don’t have to hit post on everything
09:23 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
its just deeply unfair to me personally
09:24 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Remember #BostonsBestLay AND #RussiasGreatestSexMachine
The man was ranked the best at sex in a city and a COUNTRY and he moves to Canada and his dick VANISHES
09:25 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I should be entitled to compensation
09:26 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
girl, this should stay between you and your therapist
09:26 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
actually, leave your poor therapist out of this
its between you and 👿
09:29 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hayden Pike✔️
@HaydenPike35
First, I would like to thank everyone for the support I have received, but I would like to clarify that I am not bisexual. Please I mean no offense to all the bisexual people out there. You all are great. I am simply not one.
I am straight so I hope you can please refer to me as such to not confuse anyone about me being a bisexual. Which again, I am not. So please don’t call me that, so real bisexuals and their struggles can be recognized. But I’m sure there are good parts about being bisexual too. I just wouldn’t know although I am learning a lot today.
Again, thank you for the support, but please know that I am straight.
09:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
this is one of the most painful things that I have ever read
09:31 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
this man is NEVER beating the whiny allegations
09:32 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
I have never seen someone come out as straight before. That really is… something
09:34 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
So he is straight but somehow still a whiny bottom
09:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Jackie Pike we see you queen. Putting in the work for your whiny bottom straight man
09:41 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
aw hayden. Clearly the MLH has a lot of work to do before everyone is comfortable coming out but we will keep you safe
09:43 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
Love you Hayd! Let shane comfort you tonight. I know this must have been so hard but you are strong.
09:53 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
honestly this is probably the strongest evidence against shayden. There is NO WAY on earth Yuna Hollander would allow her son’s secret lover to release a dogshit statement like this
09:55 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov✔️
@ilyarozanov81
I am an ally to all queer people, especially closeted athletes. I am here for all of you, especially closeted hockey players.
They shouldn't have to deny who they are to play a game
Queer women have been playing excellent hockey for many, many years. And Scott Hunter has been gay and playing okay hockey for 100000 years. Good enough to win a cup when Shane and me were injured.
10:00 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
lmao scott always catching strays but #IlyAlly lives on
10:03 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
yes support your man
10:10 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
he’s clearly supporting shane who he is publicly friends with and who just came out while also rage baiting hayden pike even more
10:11 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@Pikanov4real @hollanovmyheros HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING??? STOP SHIPPING HERE
10:15 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
Ilya will forever be our iconic Ally
Hayden will forever be our iconic whiny bottom
10:27 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn and Jenny
@fromyourdreams
@HaydenPike35 this you
10:30 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hayden Pike✔️
@HaydenPike35
c’mon man. I’m an ALLY!!!!!!!!!!
10:31 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
yeah, a whiny one
10:34 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
this many !! is pretty desperate
10:36 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov✔️
@IlyaRozanov81
yummy
10:40 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
COME EAT MY CHICKEN PARM
10:41 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
@MakeMeRozanova THAT’S MY LINE
10:45 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
👀
10:46 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
Awww, Hayden made him chicken parm
10:50 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Gwen
@metrosice
wait he approves of hollanov and posts THIS? ?
DO I BELIEVE THEM?
either way i think that this is ilya rozanovs twitter and were all just vibing on it
10:54 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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Chapter End Notes
Chat with me on threads: WitWandWolfbird
I literally just joined, so I haven't posted much. It seems a little scary to be on Threads as an author, but I wanna chat! As of 7/31, I am actively working on the fanmail and a lil something else, so I plan to post a few teasers.
This is dedicated to my friend who first started referring to herself as a bread slut, which then turned into a general food slut identity for us and was obviously the inspo for this whole thing.
Thank you for all the love. I deeply, genuinely appreciate it.
I felt very vulnerable posting this, more so than other things I have written, because after I came up with this idea, I was like "oh sh*t, I'm not funny," and then I called myself out for negative self-talk and decided to be brave! (I'm not fishing for compliments, just saying why the ones I've gotten mean so much to me.)---
This is the end for now. This is what I originally outlined. BUT I am interested in someday seeing how these people react to the fan mail incident. I debated adding a few tweets at the bottom, but I really wanted to do it justice and not rush it. So I'm marking it complete but if you're interested in that, it's probably still worth subscribing! I just need to not code tweets for a little while and finish my WIP before I come back to this!
If you couldn't read the texts between Shane and Lily because the images are broken:
S: My parents want to know if you want chicken parm or udon curry for dinner next weekend.
S: Hey. I need to know.
L: I cant choose Probably need both.
S: We can’t ask them to make both. They’re so time consuming and my parents have lives and jobs. They can’t spend all day making two full dinners.
L: But we work so hard. Their favorite child needs lots of food
S: Yes you are their favorite. That's why they're asking you to choose your favorite. And if you asked, they would, but I know they don’t have time. So please pick one, and they will just make a lot of ONE.
L: Feeling food slutty. I want it all.
S: Please don’t call yourself a slut. I don’t like it when people say mean things about my boyfriend.
L: I am reclaiming for food sluts and regular sluts. It’s liberating.
S: I still don’t like it.
And you’re trying to distract me. Please pick one. We can have the other next time!
L: I can’t choose
They’re both so good
S: They’re so different
You have to pick!
L: This is biphobic
S: JFC. Make up your mind already.
L: You have no respect for my struggle.
What my people go through
S: Your people??
You mean other sluts?
L: Do you even love me??
S: I’m seriously questioning that.
Pick one, idiot.
L: Fine
Curry Udon
need the noodles
S: THANK YOU.
Please stop trying to make food sluts happen.
I’m really excited for this dinner. We haven’t all been together in so long
I miss you so much
L: I miss you too
3 days
S: 3 days
I love you
L: Call me <3
S: Okay let me leave the bar. Give me 15 to get home
Afterword
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