Chapter 1
Chapter Notes
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The Pikes + child number 4 Jackie Good luck at All Stars Shane! Hayden Yeah fucking crush it dude! Hayden Try not to strangle Rozanov Hayden Actually why not Hayden Go for it Hayden I can afford bail money Jackie Swear jar! Jackie Nobody is strangling anyone Jackie But if you can bruise a rib or break an ankle... Jackie I wouldn't be mad Jackie Boston out the playoffs would be a dream Hayden God you're hot Hayden Facetime me Shane Gross. Shane Keep this to your private chat please. Shane He's really not that bad.
Unknown number Hi Lily, got your number from Hayden Lily Who is this Unknown number Jackie Pike Lily Who??? Unknown number Ah, sorry! Hayden Pike’s wife. He’s on the same team as Shane :) Unknown number Not a hockey fan then? Lily I am big hockey fan Lily I only know good players though :( Unknown number read this message.
Jackie Okay so I just messaged Boston Lily and she’s a bit of a bitch? Very surprised that’s Shane’s type, he’s such a sweetheart! Hayden Wait what the fuck did she say to you? Jackie Screenshot attached. Hayden What the fuck? Jackie Swear Jar x2. Jackie You’re the best player to me ❤ Hayden Love you Jacks ❤ Jackie Love you too baby ❤
Lily Why did you give my number to Mrs Pike?? Shane I didn’t? Shane Ilya what are you talking about? Shane Ilya
Shane Did you go on my phone and steal Lily’s number? Hayden Maybe. Hayden I’m sorry dude but Jackie wanted to potentially add her to the WAG chat Hayden You’ve been seeing this girl for five years! Hayden And I know you guys have texted since Rose I saw her name on your phone the other day Hayden Stop being weird and secretive Hayden We’re your best friends not some stalkers! Shane We’re not dating so she’s not a WAG Hayden Dude, come on! Hayden You do not do casual don’t lie to me. Shane Hollander has read this message.
Shane Hayden took my phone and stole your number. Apparently Jackie was asking for it. Lily Who? Shane Don’t start. Lily ;) Lily Why Pike want my number for his wife? Lily He cannot satisfy her by himself? Shane Seriously? Shane Shut the fuck up. Lily Maybe I will text her back.
Lily (Shane) Hi Mrs Pike ;) Lily (Shane) Shane says you ask for my number. Lily (Shane) Your husband cannot satisfy you? Lily (Shane) Is okay I will step up Lily (Shane) You are hot Lily (Shane) Too good for Pike
The Pikes + child number 4 Jackie Screenshot attached. Jackie Screenshot attached. Jackie Shane who is this girl????? Hayden Woah!! What the fuck!! Shane She’s just joking. Shane Seriously, ignore her. Shane She just has a weird sense of humour. Shane Also I hate this group chat name. Hayden Tell her it’s not funny. Jackie It was kind of funny Hayden Jackie?!
Lily (Shane) Shane says your husband not happy :( Lily (Shane) Was just trying to help your marriage ;) Lily (Shane) I am innocent Jackie Pike laughed at this message. Lily (Shane) But I will apologise, give me his number. Jackie *Please Lily (Shane) You already beg for me? ;) Jackie Jesus Christ?? Jackie I meant, say please! Jackie Manners are important. Lily (Shane) disliked this message. Jackie No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend. Lily (Shane) I know he is so boring and I am so fun Lily (Shane) But opposites attract is the saying, no? Lily (Shane) Besides he is not always boring ;) Jackie Please no more details. Lily (Shane) Your loss, he is much hotter than Pike Jackie disliked this message. Lily (Shane) Also I am not girlfriend Lily (Shane) We are fuck buddies only Jackie Why not!! Jackie Sorry that was nosy Lily (Shane) Is okay Lily Distance long Lily (Shane) And is complicated Lily (Shane) But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion Lily (Shane) ;) Jackie Girl!!!!!!
Voyagers to Victory Pike Message forwarded from Jackie Pike. Screenshot attached (x3). Pike @Shane Care to comment? Cormeau Wait what the fuck is this? Pike Jackie was chatting to Boston Lily Pike This is what Boston Lily had to say about Shane Pike Jackie thinks she’s hilarious Pike @Shane She’s asking when you are going to make lily a WAG J.J Holy fuck Capitaine!! Who knew you had it in you? J.J A champion on and off the ice? That's my boiiiiiiii Drapeau Holy hell Hollzy??? Taylor You the man Cap! Pike Proud of my boy! Shane Hollander disliked message 'Screenshots attached'. Shane Hollander disliked message 'Proud of my boy!'. Shane Jesus.
Jane Stop texting Jackie! Ilya No ❤
Jackie Can I add you to the Montreal WAG chat even if you’re not officially a girlfriend? Lily Sorry I cannot be associated with worst team in league :( Jackie ??????????????
Voyageurs to Victory
Hayden @Shane Sort out your girlfriend?? Hayden Screenshot attached. Cormeau Dude! Cormeau Are you actually sleeping with a Boston fan? Drapeau BOOOOO Taylor Sleeping with the enemy... Shane She’s from Boston! Shane Also not my girlfriend. Cormeau She a Rozanov fan then? Shane Fuck you.
Jackie Sorry in advance our boys are going to thrash Boston tonight ;) Lily :( Lily You are supporting wrong team! Lily You would look very hot in Bears shirt Lily I will send you one
Jackie Lily hon please pick up. Jackie I don’t know if you watched the game but Shane’s hurt. Jackie Call when you can ❤
Jackie He's at Boston General, room 104, in case you didn't know. Shane's not allowed his phone so I don't know if you've spoken to anyone, but he's okay. He's hurt his collarbone and he's got a concussion though so I'm sure he'd be happy to see you if you can make it. Jackie Even Rozanov visited Lily Thank you Jackie Lily I am grateful Lily Even Rozanov? Jackie I know, I was shocked! He's such an asshole. Jackie Oh shit, sorry! Jackie I forgot you're a Boston fan Jackie And I guess he’s not such an asshole if he visited to check on Shane Jackie Shane said he was really nice about it, apologised on Marlow's behalf and everything Jackie So he can't be all bad Lily liked this message. Lily Thank you for letting me know. I will visit him soon.
Lily Congrats on Pike baby number 4! Lily You need anything? Jackie Thank you! And no that's lovely to offer but by baby number four we've got this down! Jackie Photo attached. Lily Very cute! Lily How did Pike manage to make such a cute baby? Lily You must have done heavy lifting there I am sure ;) Jackie Pike laughed at this message.
Jackie Hi, have you heard from Shane? Hayden said he's on some silent retreat?? Jackie lol Lily No. Is liar. He is busy with me ;) Jackie Aw!!! Jackie You're at the cottage with Shane? Big step! Jackie What happened to just fuck buddies, hmmm? Jackie I knew you were sticking around :) Lily Thank you Jackie Lily Yes. He is boyfriend now Lily I met Yuna and David :) Jackie No way! Jackie How’d it go! Lily Well his father walked in on us making out Lily And me grabbing his ass Lily So maybe first impression not so good Lily I think I won them over though Jackie Oh my God haha Jackie You are giving me so much material to tease Shane with, thank you!
Jackie Pike added Lily to The Pikes + child number 4. Jackie Pike changed the group chat name to The Pikes + children 5 and 6.
Shane ? Shane Also, have I said how much I hate this group chat name? Lily Yay Lily This chat name is terrible! Lily changed the chat name to Boston Bears Forever. Hayden disliked this message. Hayden Absolutely not. Hayden changed the chat name to Fuck the Boston Bears. Hayden @Shane How can you be with a Boston fan???? Shane changed the chat name to Group Chat. Lily Oh my God Hollander you are so boring Jackie changed the chat name to The Pikes + children 5 & 6. Jackie When are we going to meet you then? You’ve met Yuna and David! Jackie Us next! Shane She’s very busy with work Shane Travels a lot Lily Is true :( Lily Soon though!
Chapter End Notes
yes i am aware that ‘forget me not’ has not been finished so if you are a reader on that, bear with me while my muse returns to me i am in the process of editing that chapter and this just came to me in a vision lol also can i just say a massive massive thank you to everyone who likes, comments, bookmarks, subscribes or even just reads my works?? the response to my fics is genuinely overwhelming, this fandom is so so lovely, thank you all <3
Chapter 2
Chapter Notes
for anyone who has not read the books just an FYI for you.. this follows the epilogue that states that shane comes out to his team not long after the cottage See the end of the chapter for more notes Jackie Pike added Lily to WoyAGeurs.
Jackie Everyone say hi to Lily! Jackie She was officially made a girlfriend and now has no choice but to join the WAG chat ;) Lily liked this message. Katie Hello! Taylor Welcome :) Emma Who? Jackie Shane’s girlfriend! Ameena Holy shit Ameena Did anyone else not even know Shane was seeing anyone Ameena I lowkey thought he was still with Rose Landry Lily disliked this message. Ameena Oop! Sorry girl! Emma I can’t wait to meet the girl who locked down Hollander Emma He’s only dated Rose Landry Emma So you must be an absolute babe Lily This is very true Lily I am also very funny and sexy Lily He is so boring so he needs me to make him interesting Katie I’m cackling! Girl you are iconic! Jackie Obviously you know I’m Hayden’s wife Lily @Jackie Not for long ;) Lily My plan to steal you away is working Jackie But here’s a list of everyone else :) Emma - Drapeau’s girlfriend Ameena - Mitka’s girlfriend Taylor - Wilson’s wife Katie - Renaud’s girlfriend Jackie It’s a shockingly small group. Jackie It’s hard to lock down a voyaguer apparently Jackie Pike laughed at Lily’s message ‘Not for long ;)’
WoyAGeurs
Emma GO VOYAGEURS Ameena fuck yes Ameena we’re going to crush boston Katie GO VOYAGEURS GO Taylor Our guys have fuckin got this!! Lily Boooo Lily GO BEARS Emma Girl what the fuck!!! Jackie Ah Jackie I forgot to say Jackie Lily has one flaw Jackie She’s a Boston Bears fan… Katie disliked this message. Ameena disliked this message. Emma disliked this message. Taylor disliked this message. Ameena You can’t be serious. Emma Hollander is dating a Bears fan??? Emma My world is rocked Emma How does this relationship work? Lily Cause I rock his world ;) Lily @Jackie Wrong Lily I am flawless
Voyageurs to Victory
Drapeau Has anyone seen Shane? Drapeau I think he took my hotel key by mistake lol Pike We’re in Boston bro, he’s out getting laid. J.J Haha have fun sleeping in hallway mon ami Patrice Drapeau disliked this message. Shane @Pike even though you are subpar hockey player you are clearly not bad at everything…you are right shane is out getting laid ;) Wilson laughed at this message. Taylor Holy fuck!!!!!! Mitty This is cracking me up what has she got against Hayden? Mitty Hayden catching strays from Hollzy’s girl, I did not expect this! J.J Hollzy’s girl is a fuckin firecracker bro Cormeau LMAO who TF is this girl and how did Hollzy land her?? Drapeau @Pike Fucking brilliant. Drapeau Can I not double up with someone?? J.J disliked this message. Taylor disliked this message. Cormeau disliked this message. Renaud disliked this message. Shane @Cormeau He is best looking voyageur, that is how he landed me Shane @Cormeau And he fucks so good I forget my name Taylor Oh my God?? This is hilarious I wish I could see Shane’s reaction once he gets his phone back. Cormeau Holy fuck? Cormeau Virgin Mary Hollzy?? U must be joking. J.J Dude! Shane @Cormeau You are jealous because you are shit player? You wish you were Shane? Cormeau What the fuck Taylor Holy shit Mitty Am I dreaming? Shane @Cormeau Is okay. I give tips. When on ice you skate. Puck goes in net. Sticks are for scoring 👍 Shane @Cormeau But actually. You focus on wrong thing. You try to get ahead to get glory and ignore who has puck and if is over blue line. Always offside. And you play wrong position you should be enforcer not left wing. Your puck control not strong enough to be left wing. J.J Holy shit Hollzy’s girl knows fucking puck!! J.J A goddess Taylor I don’t know why I expected any different. Taylor His girl has to like hockey. Taylor He’s obsessed. Mitty emphasised this message. Wilson laughed at this message. Drapeau Guys can we focus I’m still locked out my hotel room? Wilson Hahahahah Hayden disliked the message ‘Even though Pike is subpar player…” Hayden @Shane Come on! Hayden @Drapeau You can sleep in Shane’s bed, he’s not using it lol. Room 1221 FYI. I'll open the door for you. Shane Hollander deleted (6) messages.
The Pikes + children 5 & 6
Jackie @Lily Did you seriously send me a Boston Bears shirt?? Jackie Hayd is burning it outside right now Lily Noooooo Lily Would have looked very sexy on you Jackie ;) Shane Hollander disliked this message. Hayden Pike disliked this message. Hayden Stop flirting with my wife! Jackie Pike disliked this message. Hayden Jackie?!
Lily
Shane Ilya! Shane Final warning. Lily Ooo so scared. Shane Fine. No facetime tonight. Lily Wait Lily No Lily Shane Lily Shane Lily Shane please Lily Glasses pic at least? ;) Shane disliked this message. Lily I am sorry :( Lily Please :(
WoyAGeurs
Emma Just asked my man if he would still love me if I was a worm Emma He said yes Emma #winning Jackie Hahahaha Lily Haha Lily I am doing this
Hayden Shane Lily just asked me if I’d still love her if she was a worm? Shane Is this some internet prank I don’t know about Shane Obviously I said no? Shane Why would I love a worm?? Hayden Hahahah Hayden This is definitely the WAG chat’s fault Hayden Jacks just asked me the same thing Hayden I said yes, obviously Shane This is weird. Shane Why is Lily upset I said no? Why would I love a worm? Hayden Poor Lily Hayden How can you have a girlfriend and know nothing about women? Shane Hollander has read this message.
WoyAGeurs
Ameena Anyone fancy seeing the new Rose Landry film? Lily disliked this message.
WoyAGeurs
Emma This cannot leave this chat. Emma But does anyone else hate playoff beards... Lily I am lucky my man cannot grow one Lily But I do not hate them on everyone Lily Rozanov looks good Emma disliked this message. Ameena disliked this message. Katie disliked this message. Taylor disliked this message. Jackie @Lily Hmm. Lily What I do not like is no sex during playoff rule... Lily I am DYING Jackie laughed at this message. Katie emphasised this message.
Voyageurs to Victory Mitty @Shane Dude????? Mitty Forwarded from Ameena. Hello!Canada: Are Shane Hollander and Rose Landry back together? Exclusive pictures show them getting dinner together and Hollander putting his jacket around her… Mitty Our Cap is a PLAYERRRRRR Renaud Holy shit. Renaud Katie's gonna be pissed she really likes Lily. Wilson Hollzy no! You were last good man in the team! Drapeau What a guy! You have my respect for life @Shane J.J Hey! Taylor I mean, it's Rose Landry... J.J This must be old picture. J.J Our captain would never! Hayden @Mitty Stop being weird. Shane We're just friends guys. Cormeau Yeah right. Cormeau No man can be just friends with Rose fucking Landry. Drapeau emphasised this message.
WoyAGeurs
Katie @Lily Babe are you okay?? Katie @Lily I love Shane but I am prepared to block his ass!!! Katie @Lily Or kill him? Emma emphasised this message. Ameena I love Rose Landry but I will go to war for Lily Taylor Fuck him!!!! Lily What? I am fine? Lily @Taylor Yes I will ;) Ameena Girl what? Ameena Have you not seen the news? Ameena It's all over twitter as well :( Lily Ah Lily They are just friends Lily I am not worried Lily I trust Shane Lily And they were not compatible Lily Me and Shane are compatible Lily Is simple Taylor Awwww Taylor You guys are so cute Ameena This is adorable! Sorry for jumping to conclusions haha Katie Yeah sorry for threatening Shane... Lily laughed at this message. Katie My bad
Voyageurs to Victory Mitty HOLY FUCK Mitty Link: Boston Bears Captain Ilya Rozanov traded to Ottawa Centaurs... Mitty WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING Cormeau Holy shit Cormeau This is the best day of my life Taylor Are we sure this isn't a joke? Wilson There's no way right? Renaud I just texted a guy at Boston, apparently it's true? Wilson This is mental Hayden YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING Hayden I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY J.J Oh we are partying tonight J.J I'm buying everyone drinks! Hayden Rozanov is going to the worst fucking team in the league...my life is complete Hayden @Shane Have you seen this????? Shane Wow. Shane That's crazy! Hayden THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY???? Shane Swear jar x3.
Shane
Lily You can do this Lily You are brave Shane I love you so much. Shane I'm so nervous. Lily Is normal Lily You don't have to do this Shane Shane No I want to. It makes sense with the plan. Also I don't want people to keep thinking I'm still with Rose. It's not fair to anyone. Lily I love you Lily I will kill anyone who is rude to you Lily Give me list
Shane
Jackie Hayden told me what you told the team today, hope that's okay. Jackie So proud of you, hon. Jackie Ignore Cormeau he's a prick! Shane That's fine I was going to tell you as well. Shane Thank you, Jackie.
Lily
Jackie Hi Lily Hello? Jackie Heard about Shane coming out Jackie I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say Lily isn't your real name? Lily A stab in the dark???????????? Lily What the fuck Lily Oh Lily Shane tells me is English saying Lily English is not my first language sorry Lily But yes is not my real name Jackie Okay. Can I know your real name? Lily has read this message.
Voyageurs to Victory
Taylor @Shane What the fuck is this about you and Rozanov being friends???? Mitty What!!! Cormeau Why is our Captain friends with this cunt? Cormeau Not a fan. Drapeau This is super fucked Mitty He is literally the devil Shane!!! J.J emphasised this message. Renaud Congrats on the charity! What a guy! J.J emphasised this message. Renaud But Rozanov? Really??? J.J WHY Shane Relax guys, it’s for charity! Shane And he’s really not a bad guy. He was pretty nice at All Stars and he's now playing for my home team, I kind of have to be nice to him now. Cormeau disliked this message. Pike disliked this message. Mitty disliked this message. Drapeau disliked this message. Wilson disliked this message. J.J disliked this message.
WoyAGeurs
Ameena @Lily Is Shane actually friends with Rozanov Ameena This has to be PR surely? Katie I'm losing my mind!!!! Katie I thought Shane would rather die than call R*zanov his friend! Taylor @Lily You caused this by being a Boston fan... Taylor Now our Captain is fraternising with the enemy! Lily No. They are really friends. Lily @Taylor Kind of? Jackie Interesting… Lily ?
Jackie
Lily You like my new place? Lily Photo attached. Jackie Oh my God????? Jackie What the hell do you do for work? Jackie Gorgeous Lily Thanks :) Lily You should divorce Pike and come and live with me ;) Jackie Pike laughed at this message. Jackie I didn't know you were moving? Lily Yes I am becoming Canadian citizen soon Jackie Ah!!!!! Jackie This is amazing news Jackie Hopefully we will finally meet? Jackie Wait Jackie Is that Ottawa?
Jane
Jane Ilya! Jane You told Jackie you're moving to Ottawa? Jane Way too obvious! Ilya Was accident! Ilya Is not my fault Jackie is so smart Ilya And many people live in Ottawa Shane calm down Shane Don’t tell me to calm down Ilya Shane Call me.
The Pikes + children 5 & 6
Hayden @Lily Ottawa? Really? Hayden From Boston? Hayden Why???? Jackie Hayd! Hayden It’s like you’re stalking Rozanov haha Jackie Pike emphasised this message. Hayden Are you his number one fan or something? Hayden Haha Lily No Lily Number 2 Lily Shane will always be Ilya Rozanov's number 1 fan :) Jackie Pike laughed at this message. Hayden Pike disliked this message. Shane Hollander disliked this message.
Jackie This is insane right! Jackie I mean I've suspected for a while Jackie There have been many many clues Jackie But I thought surely not Jackie Surely this has to be confirmation though? Right? Hayden What? Hayden I have no clue what you are talking about? Hayden Were these messages meant for me? Jackie You’re joking? Hayden No?? Jackie …you’re joking Hayden Jacks what the fuck. Jackie You really weren’t doing that on purpose? Hayden Doing what? Jackie Talking about Rozanov! Jackie I thought you were trying to get them to admit it! Hayden Jacks IDK what you’re talking about? Jackie Jesus Christ. Jackie Boston Lily: man. Man who’s first language is not English. Who knows a lot about hockey. Who supported Boston Bears. And now who has moved to Ottawa. At the same time as Ilya Rozanov… Hayden Wait a fucking minute…
Chapter End Notes
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