Preface
oh my god you should see your faces
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/77988931.
- Rating:
- Mature
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationship:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Hayden Pike, Harris Drover, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Luca Haas, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Young (Game Changers), LaPointe (Game Changers), Holmberg (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Jackie Pike, Troy Barrett, Rose Landry, Svetlana Vetrova
- Additional Tags:
- Social Media, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Twitter, Canon Compliant, Momager Yuna Hollander, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Hayden Pike & Ilya Rozanov Frenemiship, Shane Hollander Is a Menace, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Jealous Shane Hollander, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Ilya “My husband” Rozanov, Hollanov Adopting Centaurs Rookies Agenda, team dads hollanov, The Tiniest Crumbs of Roselana
- Language:
- English
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-01-20 Completed: 2026-03-01 Words: 25,561 Chapters: 12/12
oh my god you should see your faces
Summary
A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.
Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.
Notes
hello hello ! so this is something a little different because i decided to actually use a workskin for the internet reactions and while it looks so cool it was a bitch to code however i persevere and here we are ! also, don't forget you need to have custom work skins on for this to be comprehensible
the inspo for this was in fact me wanting hudson and connor to do the buzzfeed puppy interview and deciding if they won’t at least shane and ilya can 😌
also you can't tell me that THE momager Yuna Hollander wouldn't capitalize on the chaos of the FanMail shit and book hollanov to do a bunch of interviews....because she would. and that's why we're here. hope you enjoy !
Chapter 1: buzzfeed puppy interview
BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Did Our Puppy Interview, and We Have Not Stopped Thinking About It
From buzzfeed.com
8:14 AM · Jul 23, 2021
22.9K Retweets 4.2K Quote Tweets 831.3K Likes
Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
Had a great time talking hockey and hanging out with cute puppies with @ilyarozanov81 ❤️
BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed · Jul 23
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Did Our Puppy Interview, and We Have Not Stopped Thinking About It
8:19 AM · Jul 23, 2021
50.1K Retweets 20.3K Quote Tweets 769.8K Likes
meet me in paris @ilyshaneilya · Jul 23
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
OMG OMG MY PRAYERS WERE HEARD
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rinaaaa @hollanovsnoops · Jul 23
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
shane's bottom eyes AND the puppies' eyes i fear ilya rozanov stands no chance
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
the dichotomy of shane hollander being a cat person and ilya rozanov being a dog person has never been made more clearer hollanov i am endeared to you
9:23 AM · Jul 23, 2021
14 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 137 Likes
shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
my main takeaway from the hollanov puppy interview is that anya rozanov-hollander might just be the luckiest bitch to ever exist
9:29 AM · Jul 23, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Jul 23
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
if you call my daughter bitch again, will block you
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Obviously, that wasn't how we expected everyone to find out, and we definitely don't blame Hayden at all for it. But on the other hand, it's been so...freeing, to love Ilya without hiding it."
- Shane Hollander about the FanMail incident in the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview
10:51 AM · Jul 23, 2021
12K Retweets 2.4K Quote Tweets 40.4K Likes
lana roz @rozycheeks · Jul 23
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
the way ilya looked at him after he said that i will drop dead rn
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
"people paying own money for hayden pike to send them video was bigger shock to me. there are many better options, no?"
11:04 AM · Jul 23, 2021
33 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 872 Likes
nathan d @cens5ever · Jul 23
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
if hayden pike has no haters ilya rozanov is dead 💀
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hollander's gf @blueberry_pancakes · Jul 23
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
shane giving up after this ijbol he knows no peace
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cara ⋆˚✿˖°
@harringtonwifey
watching the hollanov puppy interview with my bf and he said shane hollander is his hall pass twice already. mind you he's STRAIGHT 😭😭
11:21 AM · Jul 23, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Jul 23
Replying to @harringtonwifey
delete delete before ilya see this ‼️
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mattie 🏹 @mattie_thinks18 · Jul 23
Replying to @harringtonwifey
at the end of the day we're all a little gay for shane hollander aren't we 🤷
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
he's mine. 🔪
mattie 🏹 @mattie_thinks18 · Jul 23
at the end of the day we're all a little gay for shane hollander aren't we 🤷
12:02 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Jul 23
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
ilya. you can't threaten ppl on the internet
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Jul 23
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
were they wrong tho 🤷
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mary j 💍 @wannasaygoodnite2u · Jul 23
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
ilya never plays about his man why do y'all even try
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
ilya rozanov's hands that's it that's the tweet
1:12 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@bringithomeottawa
okay pause bc 1 we got confirmation that ilya definitely moved to ottawa for shane and 2 DID THEY JUST HINT THAT SHANE IS ALSO BEING TRADED TO OTTAWA
1:44 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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user319 @mtlhockeyfan0182 · Jul 23
Replying to @bringithomeottawa
good fucking riddance we don't need hollander ruining montreal anyway
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ricky @stateside_stars · Jul 23
Replying to @bringithomeottawa
are the centaurs...gonna actually be...good?
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
this is my official petition for @ilyarozanov81, @real_hayden_pike, and @scotthunter_21 to do a teen vogue compliment battle pls im begging
3:49 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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lunaa @nona_moon04 · Jul 23
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
i fear at least one of them isn't leaving that room alive 😭
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Jul 23
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
no thanks ❤️
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
me using every crumb of lore we got from the puppy interview to construct a hollanov timeline
4:10 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Jul 23
Replying to @itsbrutalouthere
"shane was boring teenager then, is boring adult now" oh they've BEEN fucking
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Is the easiest thing in the world, loving Shane. No matter everything else, is as easy as breathing to me."
- Ilya Rozanov about the journey of his relationship with Shane Hollander in the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview
6:28 PM · Jul 23, 2021
2.3K Retweets 6.3K Quote Tweets 51K Likes
reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
may a love like this run me over like a truck
Ilya Rozanov Updates @ilyarozanovupdates · Jul 23
"Is the easiest thing in the world, loving Shane. No matter everything else, is as easy as breathing to me."
- Ilya Rozanov about the journey of his relationship with Shane Hollander in the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview
6:55 PM · Jul 23, 2021
92 Retweets 31 Quote Tweets 479 Likes
kristen @bylerbaddie · Jul 23
Replying to @itsbrutalouthere
i can't watch any more hollanov videos they're so disgustingly in love im gonna kms (affectionate)
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Our captain @ilyarozanov81 spent some time with some puppies (and @shanehollanderofficial)! Out now ❤️
BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed · Jul 23
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Did Our Puppy Interview, and We Have Not Stopped Thinking About It
8:12 PM · Jul 23, 2021
3.5K Retweets 20K Quote Tweets 471.7K Likes
bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
the way this is our first glimpse at hollanov off-ice and just being themselves and it's so obvious how obsessed they are with each other i'm just so happy for them 🥺🥺
10:10 PM · Jul 23, 2021
887 Retweets 308 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes
lennon lemon @pariswithshilya · Jul 23
Replying to @pikey_baby_98
i swear this feels like something out of a hollanov fic i read a decade ago
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
not now baby, mama's gotta watch two hockey players she didn't know existed two months ago cuddle with puppies it's very important
9:38 PM · Jul 23, 2021
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Hollanov Updates
@hollanovupdates
The Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov pairing on AO3 has reached a total of 20,385 works (with a massive increase of 2,107 in just the last two days)
11:59 PM · Jul 25, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪 @hollanitsover · Jul 26
Replying to @hollanovupdates
abort mission they CANNOT find out about rpf guys
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Jul 26
Replying to @hollanovupdates
@ilyarozanov81 this sounds like something you'd enjoy
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
what is ao3 and rpf asking for friend
6:19 AM · Jul 26, 2021
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Trending Now
Trending in Sports
Shane Hollander
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Hollanov
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Ilya Rozanov
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Hockey · Trending
HE FOUND OUT
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Chapter 2: shane and ilya read thirst tweets
Chapter Notes
guys you don't get how much fun i'm having with this fic !!! also decided to include the video this time purely so i could write more hollanov 😌 after watching hudcon's thirst tweet video on repeat i couldn't NOT do this one !! hope you enjoy <3
edit: got a very strongly worded hate comment about this and i thought this went without saying but i did NOT use ai to write this, i have been using em dashes LONG before it became an ai indicator so genuinely FUCK genai for taking that from me. I USE EM DASHES. because i know how to use them and once again, this was not written using fucking ai!! sorry if this got a little rant-y but being accused of generating this using ai actually pissed me off so bad when i spend so much time writing and coding the html for the social media part of this fic
Video opens to a shot of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sitting on directors chairs next to each other. Shane is in a black and red Centaurs long-sleeved shirt, while Ilya has on a dark red T-shirt. He’s still repping the Centaurs with a cap, which sits backwards on top of his hair.
SHANE
I’m not saying this on camera.
[Cut]
ILYA
You are very creative. I like it!
[Cut]
SHANE
(sighs loudly and closes his eyes)
[Cut]
SHANE
I regret agreeing to this.
[Cut]
ILYA
I love you, internet!
[Longer Cut]
SHANE
Hi, I’m Shane Hollander.
ILYA
And I’m Ilya Rozanov, captain of Centaurs. And number one hockey player.
SHANE
*beep* off.
ILYA
And today, we will read your thirsty tweets.
SHANE
Thirst tweets.
ILYA
Yes, what I just said, Hollander.
SHANE
No, you said—never mind.
Video cuts to title card, with the text THIRST TWEETS in large font on the screen. In smaller font below it reads, WITH SHANE HOLLANDER AND ILYA ROZANOV.
ILYA
Yes, we are both Centaurs now.
SHANE
Ottawa is my hometown, so I’m excited to be back with this team for the first time since I was a kid rooting for them.
ILYA
Only this time, we will win.
SHANE
Ilya—
ILYA
Okay, where are horny tweets? Was promised horny tweets from internet?
SHANE
I regret agreeing to this.
[Cut]
ILYA
“Ilya Rozanov gets to wake up every day and see Shane Hollander’s hole for free, there is not a single word in the dictionary for the all-consuming envy in my heart.” Is a pretty hole, I understand. But is mine—
(looks down at phone for the author)
—Natalie. He is mine.
Shane’s face is covered in a red flush, and the back of his neck has slowly darkened as Ilya was reading.
SHANE
Ilya, you can’t say that.
(looks at producer behind the camera)
Please cut that out.
ILYA
No! World needs to know they can’t have you. Sorry.
[Cut]
SHANE
“Ooh, look at me, I’m Shane Hollander and I’m the best hockey player in the league and I have three Stanley Cups and the hottest man on the planet Ilya Rozanov is obsessed with me and rails me daily, girl *beep* you.”
ILYA
Only thing wrong is you are second best hockey player. Obviously.
SHANE
I was literally the lead scorer last season.
ILYA
And you have hottest man on planet to rail you every day. Win-win.
SHANE
(sighs loudly and closes his eyes)
[Cut]
ILYA
“Shane Hollander could ask to *beep* me in my *beep* while he *beep* until I’m *beep* and *beep* and my *beep* is *beep*, and I would ask him for a time and place.”
Horror crawls across Shane’s expression with every word Ilya speaks, and by the end, his jaw is slightly dropped in pure shock and terror.
ILYA
Well, you are very creative. I like it!
SHANE
I—
Shane shakes his head slightly, glancing at Ilya. Something silent passes between them for a moment, and Shane turns back towards the camera.
SHANE
I have no words. You are all insane.
ILYA
But we love you! Also, Shane is super gay and obsessed with me.
(fake pouts)
Sorry, Maya.
[Cut]
SHANE
“I had a dream that Ilya Rozanov—”
Shane aggressively swipes on the phone, shaking his head once quickly.
SHANE
Yeah, no. I’m not saying this on camera.
ILYA
You are boring, Hollander. Let me see, at least.
(tilts the phone in Shane’s hand towards him and swipes back)
Hm. Maybe we try this tonig—
[Cut]
ILYA
“What have men done to deserve Shane mother*beep* Hollander? They’re reincarnations of the devil and still?? They get to kiss Shane Hollander’s beautiful lips and stare into his big, bottom boba eyes. The world is a cruel, cruel place.”
Ilya chuckles, while Shane buries his head in his hands, elbows planted on his thighs. Shane says something quietly, but it's muffled and inaudible to the mic. Ilya’s smile widens, and Shane lifts his head up slowly.
SHANE
I think somewhere in there was a compliment, so thank you?
ILYA
Yes. Big, bottom boba eyes is definitely compliment. I love you, internet!
SHANE
Stop repeating it, Rozanov, Jesus.
Ilya turns to the camera, all amusement dropping from his face suddenly.
ILYA
But remember Yuki, men do not get to do this. Only me. Not men.
[Cut]
SHANE
Okay, last one.
(voice low, murmured)
Thank god.
Ilya is half turned in his chair, his body fully angled towards Shane. He rests his chin on one of his hands, staring at Shane as he waits.
SHANE
Wait, this one’s actually kinda sweet. “The moral of the story is that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are both incredibly hot, athletic men who get to go home each day and—”
(rolls his lips, and shakes his head)
Spoke too soon. “And *beep* each other in every room of that *beep*-*beep* cottage until it’s been christened like a million times. What an amazing life that must be.”
ILYA
Is true, the best life. Cannot even dream of better one.
Shane’s head tilts towards Ilya. A soft expression crosses his face, the tension leaving his shoulders. Shane reaches over and intertwines their fingers on Ilya’s chair arm, while Ilya’s smirk mellows out into a gentle smile.
SHANE
Me neither.
Video cuts to black screen, and the following words are shown: We asked Ilya to read one more thirst tweet after the video ended. Here’s the footage :) The video cuts back to the same shot as before of Shane and Ilya in the chairs.
ILYA
“Hayden Pike is the daddiest daddy to ever daddy and I want to lick that man from head to *beep*-hole.”
A strangled sound escapes Shane’s throat. Ilya levels a deadpan stare directly at the camera.
ILYA
Pike is actual dad to four kids, but not daddy. Is also not good hockey player. Only had three goals all of last season. And is also *beep* at Uno. Is 15th best Montreal player, probably 14th now. Very short, gets asked if he is kid at restaurant. Also, is—
Video ends.
***
BuzzFeed Celeb
@BuzzFeedCeleb
we finally got shane hollander and ilya rozanov to read thirst tweets...you guys happy now?
From youtube.com
9:28 AM · Aug 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
was fun time and @shanehollanderofficial's big bottom boba eyes are my favorite ❤️
BuzzFeed Celeb @BuzzFeedCeleb · Aug 13
we finally got shane hollander and ilya rozanov to read thirst tweets...you guys happy now?
9:59 AM · Aug 13, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i actually hate you
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Aug 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
this job is turning me prematurely gray i swear to god
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mattie 🏹
@mattie_thinks18
they really made my poor bby sit there and hear "see shane hollander's hole for free" come out of his husband's mouth
10:20 AM · Aug 13, 2021
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
ilya calling out every girl by name after reading each tweet i love whatever is wrong with him your honor
11:08 AM · Aug 13, 2021
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hollander's gf @blueberry_pancakes · Aug 13
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
the way he says their names with just enough emphasis to be a threat i need him so bad
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
hayden pike catching strays in a video that had absolutely nothing to do with him buzzfeed was so diabolical for that
11:55 AM · Aug 13, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Aug 13
Replying to @shilya_hollanov
one day shane hollander decided to fuck ilya rozanov and hayden pike has known no peace since
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
ilya rozanov in a backwards cap is my new sexuality jfc @shanehollanderofficial can you fucking fight
12:04 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 13
Replying to @babysaliar
yes.
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Shane is super gay and obsessed with me."
- Ilya Rozanov in BuzzFeed's Thirst Tweet video
12:12 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Aug 13
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
girl we KNOW calm down
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kristen
@bylerbaddie
ilya's only reaction to reading absolute filth being "you are very creative" i know this man is on ao3 reading the nastiest hollanov smut
12:39 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
don't be shy @BuzzFeedCeleb release the full clip of ilya talking about hayden
1:18 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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gemma @robinmedry · Aug 13
Replying to @pikey_baby_98
i just know that shit is at least ten mins long
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
can't believe i just heard THE ilya rozanov say "lick that man from head to asshole" with my own two ears what have we become
2:32 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
the entire mlh coming out is more plausible than this hope that helps
inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢 @bettydeservesbetter · Jul 23
this is my official petition for @ilyarozanov81, @real_hayden_pike, and @scotthunter_21 to do a teen vogue compliment battle pls im begging
2:49 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Ottawa is my hometown, so I'm excited to be back with this team for the first time since I was a kid rooting for them."
- Shane Hollander about moving to the Centaurs in the Buzzfeed Thirst Tweet video
3:01 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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zahara <3 @stillattheblackdog · Aug 13
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
@yuna_hollander pls release the archives of little shane in a centaurs jersey 🙏
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
hello internet why does hollanov only have 3000 more fics than shayden shane is married to me not pike. fix this.
3:19 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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This Tweet has been deleted.
kanthonyy 🧸ྀི
@baneofmyexistencee
guys you heard him, start writing hollanov!!! run don't walk!!!!
3:21 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
so who do we think made him delete it shane or harris
3:25 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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lennon lemon @pariswithshilya · Aug 13
Replying to @hollanitsover
definitely harris that man probably has an aneurysm every time ilya posts
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Our newest member @shanehollanderofficial and our captain @ilyarozanov81 read thirst tweets together, out now 😌
BuzzFeed Celeb @BuzzFeedCeleb · Aug 13
we finally got shane hollander and ilya rozanov to read thirst tweets...you guys happy now?
3:30 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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lunaa @nona_moon04 · Aug 13
Replying to @OttawaCentaursOfficial
them trying to take attention away from ao3gate LMAO
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mary j 💍 @wannasaygoodnite2u · Aug 13
Replying to @OttawaCentaursOfficial
can y'all tell ilya we got his back ‼️
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
deciding to stan two gay hockey players was the best decision i've made in 2021 so far happy birthday to ME
3:49 PM · Aug 13, 2021
385 Retweets 193 Quote Tweets 489 Likes
junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
shane: "i'm not saying this on camera"
ilya: "what if we try this tonight"
SIR I-
4:38 PM · Aug 13, 2021
295 Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 913 Likes
cara ⋆˚✿˖° @harringtonwifey · Aug 13
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
i'm surprised shane didn't simply fall over and die during the video tbh
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Aug 13
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
ilya playing "who can make shane turn the darkest red" and the only opponent is himself
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
shane hollander you are so endearing to me in ways that can only be explained by being kindred spirits in a past life
4:54 PM · Aug 13, 2021
115 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 491 Likes
Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
I can't believe I have to say this but I am not bad at Uno. @ilyarozanov81 cheats every single game and that's the only reason he always wins.
5:21 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Aug 13
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
does jackie know you lie like this on internet
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Aug 13
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
sir was this really the thing you chose to argue out of everything
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andrea
@friendstothis
ao3gate is the funniest fucking thing that could've happened because what do you MEAN ilya rozanov the famous hockey player is on here telling his fans to write more fanfic about him and his husband who is also a famous hockey player
6:48 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles · Aug 13
Replying to @friendstothis
the major societal implications of two widely known athletes knowing about (and reading) rpf of themselves....
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Wyatt Hayes
@wyatthayeshockey
it appears that i have made a grave mistake
7:29 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Aug 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
i'm so sorry @harrisd_92
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Aug 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
nah this is on roz he's a whole different kind of beast
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
don't worry hazy no one is blaming you, @ilyarozanov81 on the other hand
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Aug 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
you are good friend hazy!
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
something about shane hollander's first official interview post-centaurs trade being a thirst tweet video is mildly comforting in a way words can't explain
7:49 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
ilya making sure everyone knows that he's the only person allowed to touch shane hollander the greed of man knows no bounds
8:55 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Hollanov Updates
@hollanovupdates
The Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov pairing on Archive of our Own has reached a total of 45,391 works (the Shane Hollander/Hayden Pike pairing currently has 22,033 works)
10:37 PM · Aug 16, 2021
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macy 🦋 @macywakeupp · Aug 16
Replying to @hollanovupdates
he did it. the motherfucker actually did it.
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Chapter End Notes
pls scream all your thoughts in the comments i love hearing them !!!! also i am such a sucker for the "random person on the internet asking if they can fight and them actually responding" niche trope <3
Chapter 3: gq magazine
Chapter Notes
so this one is a little different because who said they would only do video interviews !! this one is obviously a little more serious than the last two but i still had a lot of fun with it ! also i am not a graphic designer by any means but i tried my best with the magazine cover LOL i'm not going to lie i saw that picture and IMMEDIATELY pictured a magazine cover in my head so this would not leave my brain until i wrote it out 😌 hope you enjoy <3
Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
Thank you @GQMagazine! Check out their latest issue for the full interview ❤️
From gq.com
8:23 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
❤️❤️❤️
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Thank you @GQMagazine! Check out their latest issue for the full interview ❤️
8:25 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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kanthonyy 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
GOOD FUCKING LORD HOLLANOV IN THE NEW GQ 🥵🫣
9:03 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian · Aug 31
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
printing it out as wall decor for my bedroom immediately
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
okay y'all just finished reading the whole interview and these are what stood out to me:
- they confirmed they've been SOMETHING since they were rookies (the whole time 😭😭)
- they had a small wedding in the backyard of their Ottawa home
- ilya is the hollanders' fav son!!! 🤭 (1/2)
9:19 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Aug 31
Replying to @hollanitsover
- they compete over literally everything under the sun
- shane is learning russian for ilya (i cry)
- the centaurs' owners are very suppportive of them and the team overall
- ilya has a laundry list of pet names for shane but one of his favs is мой помидор (my tomato 😭) (2/2)
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
on the floor against the window over the counter in bed over the sofa in the kitchen on center ice in the zamboni—
9:37 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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vivian's girlfriend @stylesforlove · Aug 31
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Aug 31
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
yea this sounds about right
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
shane saying they started during rookie season and ilya immediately correcting him and saying "the summer before" HELLO?? the summer before HAS to mean the ccm ad holy fuck—
10:01 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Aug 31
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
i've got a dollar and a dream @CCMHockey pls release the hollanov ad bts video 🙏
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
i know they've been doing this whole press run thing but the gq interview is the most open either of them has ever been about ANYTHING in their whole career and it's so beautiful
10:55 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Aug 31
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
"it's a privilege to get to love each other out loud" just seeing this on the cover made me tear up ngl
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macy 🦋 @macywakeupp · Aug 31
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
no this genuinely does not feel real i feel like we got transported to an alternate universe or smth
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
taking a brief pause from my feral barking to say: ilya proudly stating that he's the favorite son and shane coming back with "nuh-uh" i fear i'm never gonna love someone like i love them
11:31 AM · Aug 31, 2021
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Aug 31
Replying to @babysaliar
chronically single because no man is ever going to be shane hollander or ilya rozanov 😔✋
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"I think I'd ask for a divorce if I found out he let me win something. And vice versa. We're both way too competitive for that, and not just about hockey. That aspect of our rivalry was never fake."
- Shane Hollander in the GQ interview
12:11 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Aug 31
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
fuck montreal fuck montreal fuck montreal fu—
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
i need you all to understand that we have NEVER known a shane hollander that didn't have a thing with ilya rozanov and shane led m******l to three fucking cups in that time
Shane Hollander Updates @shanehollanderupdates · Aug 31
"I think I'd ask for a divorce if I found out he let me win something. And vice versa. We're both way too competitive for that, and not just about hockey. That aspect of our rivalry was never fake."
- Shane Hollander in the GQ interview
1:01 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Yuna Hollander
@yuna_hollander
So proud of my boys!
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Thank you @GQMagazine! Check out their latest issue for the full interview ❤️
1:37 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Aug 31
Replying to @yuna_hollander
❤️
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Replying to @yuna_hollander
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
the "love each other out loud" quote hits different when you realize that they have been together in secret for over a DECADE
1:43 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Aug 31
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
keeping a secret like that for that long would actually kill me i fear
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kristen
@bylerbaddie
when you really think about it they were high school sweethearts that took the longest possible road back to each other
shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles · Aug 31
the "love each other out loud" quote hits different when you realize that they have been together in secret for over a DECADE
2:11 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Ottawa is my home. Centaurs are my home. Shane is my home. Is a little boring? Yes. But, and I will say this only once in my life: I love boring."
- Ilya Rozanov in the GQ interview
2:39 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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bri 👑 @pikey_baby_98 · Aug 31
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
now is he calling ottawa boring or shane boring 🧐
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lover girl 1.0
@espressomartinilover
shane and ilya staring into my goddamn SOUL on that cover of gq 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️
2:41 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Rose Landry
@roselandry
One of my closest friends is on the cover of @GQMagazine!! So proud of both of you @shanehollanderofficial @ilyarozanov81 ❤️
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Thank you @GQMagazine! Check out their latest issue for the full interview ❤️
2:45 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Rose Landry @roselandry · Aug 31
Replying to @roselandry
can't believe you didn't tell me about this at the wedding @shanehollanderofficial
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Replying to @roselandry
well i was a little preoccupied i think
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
BARK BARK BARK BA—
3:00 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
"shane is my home"
3:12 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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wanda v
@hellorhighwater
don't get me wrong i LOVE seeing hollanov's goofier side in the video interviews but the gq one might be my favorite so far. even from just a pure hockey perspective shane and ilya being a couple is HUGE and the interviewer did so well balancing the serious and lighthearted stuff while still respecting their boundaries
3:52 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Our boys are on the cover of @GQMagazine!! Show them some love 🥳❤️
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Aug 31
Thank you @GQMagazine! Check out their latest issue for the full interview ❤️
4:24 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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mary j 💍 @wannasaygoodnite2u · Aug 31
Replying to @OttawaCentaursOfficial
the one thing the centaurs will always do is support hollanov !!!
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
thank you for all love on gq magazine interview ❤️ here is me and @shanehollanderofficial from honeymoon as thanks
5:01 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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pretty isn't pretty @itsbrutalouthere · Aug 31
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
OH—
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Aug 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
You know sometimes you can choose not to hit the post button
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Aug 31
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
the aesthetic of this hollanov you will ALWAYS be famous
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
and you could choose to get goal but you don't always get what you want, yes? 🤷♂️
Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Aug 31
You know sometimes you can choose not to hit the post button
5:37 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Aug 31
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Aug 31
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
ykw i can appreciate that no matter what's going on in the world ilya rozanov will always still be an asshole the consistency is admirable tbh
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mads 🐳
@heartlikeahotel
"everyone finding out was...my nightmare, for a long time. the repercussions on our careers, our safety, our lives, it was all something i tried not to think about a lot or i'd panic. but now, i mean, i get to play hockey for my hometown team with my husband by my side. it really doesn't get better than that. honestly, it's more than i could've ever dreamed" SHANE HOLLANDER STFU 🥺🥺🥺
7:03 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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mattie 🏹 @mattiethinks_18 · Aug 31
Replying to @heartlikeahotel
every time i think i'm okay i see another quote from the interview and it's back to the asylum for me
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
Why is everyone barking at us
8:56 PM · Aug 31, 2021
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Chapter End Notes
we'll be back to video interviews with the next chapter but let me know all your thoughts !!
Chapter 4: hot ones
Chapter Notes
this is one i've been SO excited to do 😌 because i had an idea of what i wanted to do for it for a WHILE (sorry ilya) hope you enjoy <3
First We Feast
@firstwefeast
NEW #HotOnes episode with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov 🔥 See how the hockey husbands fare against the Wings of Death NOW!
From youtube.com
9:18 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
I think I did pretty well 😌 (not sure if I can say the same for @ilyarozanov81...)
First We Feast @firstwefeast · Sep 2
NEW #HotOnes episode with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov 🔥 See how the hockey husbands fare against the Wings of Death NOW!
9:24 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 2
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
you are cheater
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Shane Hollander @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 2
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
how would i have even cheated asshole
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 2
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
don't know. but know you did ☹️
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
shane hollander i aspire to be you when i grow up i bow down to your greatness 🧎♀️
10:05 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Sep 2
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
i don't know why the way he didn't even flinch is so hot but it is. i'm discovering brand new things about myself 🫠
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"I love them all, they are my friends on and off ice. But maybe Haas, I have, uh, soft spot for him. Team likes to joke I adopted him. Is maybe true."
- Ilya Rozanov when asked about his favorite Centaur (who is not Shane) in Hot Ones Interview
10:31 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Sep 2
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
shane whispering "soft spot" when ilya couldn't remember the phrase AKFSDFD
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Sep 2
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
ilya's smile when he said him adopting luca is maybe true IVE NEVER BEEN AS HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
so.....does this mean that we're gonna get hollanov adopting luca haas content this season 👀
Ilya Rozanov Updates @ilyarozanovupdates · Sep 2
"I love them all, they are my friends on and off ice. But maybe Haas, I have, uh, soft spot for him. Team likes to joke I adopted him. Is maybe true."
- Ilya Rozanov when asked about his favorite Centaur (who is not Shane) in Hot Ones Interview
10:48 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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mary j 💍 @wannasaygoodnite2u · Sep 2
Replying to @simbaxnala
@OttawaCentaursOfficial PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE—
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
💀
11:25 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
no words no mention yet everyone knows 😭
Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Sep 2
💀
11:32 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Sep 2
Replying to @pikey_baby_98
a rare instance when hayden might've actually won this round
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
did we just discover the one thing ilya rozanov is bad at...?
11:58 AM · Sep 2, 2021
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
"playing on the same team at all star 2017 was the first time we got an idea of what it would be like and it was...exhilarating. so, you know, i'm really excited for this season" THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WHEN SHANE SAID THIS IM GONNA JUMP OFF A TRAIN
12:23 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Sep 2
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
it looked like they were reliving a hundred memories i can't be normal about them either twin 😫
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Can Ilya (🥛) and Shane handle the heat? Find out now in the new Hot Ones episode 😌
First We Feast @firstwefeast · Sep 2
NEW #HotOnes episode with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov 🔥 See how the hockey husbands fare against the Wings of Death NOW!
1:18 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Sep 2
Replying to @OttawaCentaursOfficial
DIABOLICAL EMOJI USE 💀
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Ilya showed me a tweet the other day that called us 'high school sweethearts' and I mean, I don't know about all that. But I'd be lying if I said that we didn't play a part in each other's lives since we were pretty young."
- Shane Hollander about him and Ilya's relationship in the Hot Ones Interview
1:53 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Sep 2
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
ILYA AND SHANE SAW MY TWEET IM—
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
the massive increase we're gonna see in hollanov fics with ilya's zero spice tolerance i am SAT
2:02 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
there's something so lovely about shane being so open about him and ilya. his whole career he's been so tight-lipped about EVERYTHING and now we get to hear him say things like "he's my favorite person"
2:12 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Sep 2
Replying to @babysaliar
THE GROWTH 🥺
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
ILYA RUNNING OFF SCREEN FOR THE MILK AND THE CUT TO SHANE EATING THE WING WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE IM SORRY SHANE HOLLANDER I WASN'T AWARE OF YOUR GAME
3:28 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
shane liking this tweet BYEEE i just know he's having the time of his fucking life seeing everyone making fun of ilya for once 😭
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Sep 2
ILYA RUNNING OFF SCREEN FOR THE MILK AND THE CUT TO SHANE EATING THE WING WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE IM SORRY SHANE HOLLANDER I WASN'T AWARE OF YOUR GAME
4:15 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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lover girl 1.0
@espressomartinilover
"he makes me better person in every way"
4:44 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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Zane Boodram
@zanebood
@ilyarozanov81 you need me to set aside some mild wings for the bbq?
4:59 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 2
Replying to @zanebood
you are no longer alternate captain bood you are fired
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Troy Barrett @troy_barrett · Sep 2
Replying to @zanebood
😭💀
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
sean asking hollanov questions on everything from their rookie season awards to their favorite movie to watch together this was the hollanov interview we needed!!!!!!
5:19 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Sep 2
Replying to @jungbae25
hot ones never misses with the questions for real i'm so glad hollanov went on tbh
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mattie 🏹
@mattiethings_18
ilya: мой любимый (my love 😭)
shane: yeah?
ilya: i hate you
shane: i know
5:37 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Sep 2
Replying to @mattiethinks_18
the little smile on shane's face when he says "i know" im SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
.....can i say something about ilya rozanov on hot ones with tears in his eyes and panting is this a safe space
6:01 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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vivian's girlfriend @stylesforlove · Sep 2
Replying to @itsbrutalouthere
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
ilya's fav song at the moment being fine line by harry styles and shane's fav song being absolutely nothing because he only listens to music if ilya makes him makes so much sense for them in a way i can't even describe
6:42 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Sep 2
Replying to @closethebookbabe
the concept of ilya rozanov listening to harry styles
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@baneofmyexistencee
was just saying to someone the other day that shane hollander feels like the type of guy who'd work out with nothing but white noise in the background and i'm happy to see that i was right
₊°｡❆ noelle @closethebookbabe · Sep 2
ilya's fav song at the moment being fine line by harry styles and shane's fav song being absolutely nothing because he only listens to music if ilya makes him makes so much sense for them in a way i can't even describe
8:57 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
every relationship needs the one who can't handle any spicy food and the one who eats it like it's candy sorry i don't make the rules i just enforce them
10:44 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian · Sep 2
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
the hot ones interview answering the important questions!!
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
hello internet i am mad at you. so you don't get to know shane's favorite hollanov fic. you must deal with consequences of actions 🤷♂️
11:50 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Sep 2
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
ILYA
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
OH MY GOD???????????
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 2
hello internet i am mad at you. so you don't get to know shane's favorite hollanov fic. you must deal with consequences of actions 🤷♂️
11:52 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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imani ⚓️
@liliesforme
i love that ilya said shane's fav fic and not his bc i know that man has an organized tiered ranking of all his favs in his bookmarks 😚
11:59 PM · Sep 2, 2021
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amberr @candlelit_daydreams · Sep 3
Replying to @liliesforme
@ilyarozanov81 release your ao3 bookmarks challenge ‼️
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era
@forbiddentome_02
once a month ilya rozanov decides he needs to break the internet and accomplishes it with flying colors i fucking love him
12:18 AM · Sep 3, 2021
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Chapter End Notes
shane being petty on twitter is my favorite thing in the world sorry not sorry !!!
Chapter 5: vanity fair's lie detector test
Chapter Notes
back with another one ! this one was so fun to make especially with the video thumbnail because i got to look at pretty pictures of hudcon !! realistically, would hockey players be on vf's lie detector test?? probably not but in this universe they do ! hope you enjoy <3
VANITY FAIR
@VanityFair
Watch Ottawa Centaurs @shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov81 take VF's infamous lie detector test now!
From youtube.com
9:24 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
was very fun, will make whole team do this next ❤️
VANITY FAIR @VanityFair · Sep 13
Watch Ottawa Centaurs @shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov81 take VF's infamous lie detector test now!
9:29 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Sep 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
as ac i'm vetoing this idea thanks ❤️
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Sep 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
do you want us all to hate each other
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Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaursOfficial · Sep 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
👀👀
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
the second shane said he was gonna show pictures to ilya i KNEW pike and hunter's asses were gonna show up call me the oracle of delphi or whatever
10:06 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Sep 13
Replying to @simbaxnala
at this point the lie detector wasn't even needed ilya was NOT holding back 😭
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Unfortunately, yes, I do know what fanfiction is. Ilya spends a little too much time on Twitter than he should."
- Shane Hollander on VF's Lie Detector Test
10:39 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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zahara <3 @stillattheblackdog · Sep 13
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
ilya proudly smirking across from him i just know his ass spends hours scrolling on stan twt he's just like me fr
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
HIM LYING ABOUT HAVING A FAVORITE i know what you are shane hollander you can't hide from me
Shane Hollander Updates @shanehollanderupdates · Sep 13
"Unfortunately, yes, I do know what fanfiction is. Ilya spends a little too much time on Twitter than he should."
- Shane Hollander on VF's Lie Detector Test
10:58 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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mary j 💍 @wannasaygoodnite2u · Sep 13
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
brb gonna go scour the hollanov tag on ao3 and find ilya's account in the kudos sections 😚
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
okay i know the lie detector test video is mostly shits and giggles but i loved that they asked eo about the throwing games rumors to disprove them bc FUCK YOU ALL THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN
11:08 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
not ilya spoiling his own christmas present months in advance sir did you HAVE to ask shane about another dog
11:28 AM · Sep 13, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Sep 13
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
can't believe this is how we find out that anya's getting a little sibling
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
shane asking if ilya thinks he's romantic and ilya saying "not better than me, obviously. but yes. you are learning russian for me, no?"
12:02 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Sep 13
Replying to @tgifrancine
shane's litTLE SMILE AND THE WAY HE LOOKS DOWN AFTER THAT WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN TO HAVE WHAT THEY HAVE 😭
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reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov · Sep 13
Replying to @tgifrancine
love how ilya had to clarify that he's still better everything really is a competition with them huh
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
shane airing out their marital problems "did you actually reorganize the fridge last weekend when i hung out with rose or just throw everything out" LMAOOO shane hollander please never change
12:37 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Sep 13
Replying to @itsbrutalouthere
ilya trying to save himself with the grocery shopping mention i actually can't with them
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
the picture progression from luca hayes to scott hunter to hayden pike BYEE they knew what they were fucking doing
1:01 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Sep 13
Replying to @stylesforlove
"baby haasy!" to "ah dinosaur fossil man" to *raspberry* was so diabolical ilya rozanov i adore you with every sliver of my heart
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
i fear the concept of ilya, hayden, and scott doing the compliment battle together is slipping further out of our reach every single day 😫
kristen @bylerbaddie · Sep 13
"baby haasy!" to "ah dinosaur fossil man" to *raspberry* was so diabolical ilya rozanov i adore you with every sliver of my heart
1:12 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"No, did not bribe littlest Pike to ask for my jersey for birthday. She loves me most, you know this."
- Ilya Rozanov on VF's Lie Detector Test
1:49 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Sep 13
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
oh i KNOW hayden was regretting every decision he ever made in his life when he heard that request
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
SHANE WAS THE ONE TO PROPOSE?????????
1:53 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Watch to find out just how good Ilya and Shane are at lying 😈 (and maybe we'll do one with all the Centaurs one day)
VANITY FAIR @VanityFair · Sep 13
Watch Ottawa Centaurs @shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov81 take VF's infamous lie detector test now!
2:08 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
AMBER PIKE GENUINELY ASKING FOR A ILYA ROZANOV JERSEY FOR HER BDAY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
2:41 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
the worst betrayals always come from the ones closest to you 😔
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Sep 13
AMBER PIKE GENUINELY ASKING FOR A ILYA ROZANOV JERSEY FOR HER BDAY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
2:52 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 13
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
okay poetry man 👍
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
so ilya rozanov really took one (1) look at 17 year old shane hollander's freckles and decided "yes. that one"???? someone get a director on the phone i need to see this on the big screen immediately
3:39 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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peter parker's wife
@spideygirl19
wait shane answered that the first thing he noticed about ilya was his arms (i'm also a whore for biceps so Real) but it was A LIE?? so.... @shanehollanderofficial what's the actual answer 🧐
4:22 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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mattie 🏹 @mattiethinks_18 · Sep 13
Replying to @spideygirl19
the way he was blushing......i think we both know girl
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mads 🐳
@heartlikeahotel
baby haasy baby haasy BABY HAASY
5:01 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
shane hollander talking in the lie detector test video and all i hear is "blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff" because he is the prettiest man i have ever laid eyes on holy fuck
5:59 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 13
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
you are reading my mind?
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
shane admitting that there's a small part of him that's nervous about joining the centaurs and ilya reassuring him by being an asshole i want to study their dynamic in a lab
7:02 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Sep 13
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
girl that's their foreplay get with the program
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Sep 13
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
did you SEE the way shane looked at him i promise you he is exactly where he wants to be
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
we're getting fed so well with all these hollanov interviews but i just remembered that one day they're gonna end and i don't know how to cope with that
7:28 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒 @censforlife · Sep 13
Replying to @jungbae25
dw we'll still have all their interactions on ice and in post-game interviews ‼️
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esme ˙⋆✮ @alwaysruinthefriendship · Sep 13
Replying to @jungbae25
tell me why i forgot they're professional hockey players that have actual jobs to do and don't just go around doing fun interviews all year....
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
yes, I proposed. it was not ilya. that was not a lie ☹️
10:31 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 13
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
will say again: shane hollander is romantic and that is truth but he is mine
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
why does this sound like a threat—
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 13
will say again: shane hollander is romantic and that is truth but he is mine
10:47 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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amberr @candlelit_daydreams · Sep 13
Replying to @liliesforme
he didn't add the knife emoji this time but in my heart i know it's there
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era
@forbiddentome_02
.....okay i've waited long enough. now that we know ilya is probably on stan twt do we think he has a burner account bc this has been haunting me for hours
11:03 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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jacks 🏆 @party4ubaby · Sep 13
Replying to @forbiddentome_02
im gonna go one step farther and say he prob has a burner account that is a shane hollander stan account
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Scott Hunter
@scott_hunter
🥛🥛🥛
11:55 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Chapter End Notes
i almost didn't add the scott part at the end but i feel like he had to chirp back somehow 😌 also amber pike being the biggest ilya rozanov stan is very important to me !!!!
Chapter 6: compliment battle
Chapter Notes
hello i had the time of my life with this one 😌 you will see why this has been one of my most anticipated ones to write and it was just as fun as i thought it would be !!!! hope you enjoy <3
Teen Vogue
@TeenVogue
Ottawa Centaurs' Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Compete in a Compliment Battle, watch the full video NOW!
From youtube.com
10:18 AM · Sep 24, 2021
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Teen Vogue @TeenVogue · Sep 24
Replying to @TeenVogue
oh, and perhaps there's a small little surprise at the end 🫢
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
was very mean ☹️
Teen Vogue @TeenVogue · Sep 24
oh, and perhaps there's a small little surprise at the end 🫢
10:55 AM · Sep 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Sep 24
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
🙂
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
them being in the same clothes as the lie detector one i KNOW yuna hollander keeps hollanov booked and busy @yuna_hollander you are so loved thank you
11:03 AM · Sep 24, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Sep 24
Replying to @closethebookbabe
yuna single-handedly fueling our hollanov psychosis thank you queen
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
i want to touch shane hollander's blush i want to lick shane hollander's blush i want to bite shane hollander's blush i want i want i want—
11:21 AM · Sep 24, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Sep 24
Replying to @hollanguard
i would say girl calm down but this was my exact reaction and i may be many things but a hypocrite is not one 😙
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
shane hollander's bodyguard @hollanguard · Sep 24
i want to touch shane hollander's blush i want to lick shane hollander's blush i want to bite shane hollander's blush i want i want i want—
11:49 AM · Sep 24, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Sep 24
Replying to @gaveyoumyhoes
that one look he gave shane after the ass compliment...we were INTERRUPTING
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
hollanov teen vogue compliment battle no INCORRECT this was 15 minutes of ilya rozanov outrageously flirting with his husband shane hollander until shane turned into an actual tomato
12:32 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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kristen
@bylerbaddie
one of ilya's favorite nicknames for shane being moy pomidor has never made more sense 🤭
kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala · Sep 24
hollanov teen vogue compliment battle no INCORRECT this was 15 minutes of ilya rozanov outrageously flirting with his husband shane hollander until shane turned into an actual tomato
12:45 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Um, don't forget squats, I guess?"
- Shane Hollander when asked about his glute routine in Teen Vogue's Compliment Battle
12:57 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Sep 24
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
i am so fond of you shane hollander something something papa's orchard etc etc
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
ilya's smugass smirk the ENTIRE TIME this was 100% payback for the hot ones video
Shane Hollander Updates @shanehollanderupdates · Sep 24
"Um, don't forget squats, I guess?"
- Shane Hollander when asked about his glute routine in Teen Vogue's Compliment Battle
1:01 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
"shane is bad at hearing compliments. so obviously i compliment him every day. is good for ego, i have read"
1:33 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov · Sep 24
Replying to @tgifrancine
ilya praise kink rozanov 😌
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
ilya saying "was born pretty, have been pretty, i stay pretty" in his russian accent is my new ringtone idc if everyone at work is forced to hear it
2:12 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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vivian's girlfriend @stylesforlove · Sep 24
Replying to @itsbrutalouthere
shane could not have rolled his eyes harder i love them i love them i love them
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era
@forbiddentome_02
ilya mentioning he saw fans asking for the hayden, scott, and him compliment battle and calling it stupid TWO MINUTES before they fucking brought hayden and scott in as a surprise was peak comedy i'm never getting over this
2:28 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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jacks 🏆 @party4ubaby · Sep 24
Replying to @forbiddentome_02
I CANT BELIEVE HAYDEN AND SCOTT AGREED WTF
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
WENT BACK TO THAT PART AND JUST NOTICED THAT SHANE TURNED TO THE SIDE TO HIDE HIS LAUGH WHEN ILYA SAID THAT SHANE DEFINITELY WAS IN ON IT IM ON THE FLOOR
rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Sep 24
ilya mentioning he saw fans asking for the hayden, scott, and him compliment battle and calling it stupid TWO MINUTES before they fucking brought hayden and scott in as a surprise was peak comedy i'm never getting over this
2:49 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
i knew 🙂
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Sep 24
WENT BACK TO THAT PART AND JUST NOTICED THAT SHANE TURNED TO THE SIDE TO HIDE HIS LAUGH WHEN ILYA SAID THAT SHANE DEFINITELY WAS IN ON IT IM ON THE FLOOR
3:03 PM · Sep 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 24
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
you do not love me ☹️
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢 @bettydeservesbetter · Jul 23
this is my official petition for @ilyarozanov81, @real_hayden_pike, and @scotthunter_21 to do a teen vogue compliment battle pls im begging
3:13 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Sep 24
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
the prophecy has come true i salute you for your service
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Used very nice words, thank you. You are real poet. Not like Pike."
- Ilya Rozanov's reaction to a fan tweet in Teen Vogue's Compliment Battle
3:37 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
every hayden chirp in this video has me dead now knowing that hayden was backstage the whole time
Ilya Rozanov Updates @ilyarozanovupdates · Sep 24
"Used very nice words, thank you. You are real poet. Not like Pike."
- Ilya Rozanov's reaction to a fan tweet in Teen Vogue's Compliment Battle
3:58 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
hayden, ilya, and scott all looking like they'd rather run into incoming traffic than say ONE nice thing about each other when they (minus ilya) agreed to this im actually crying
4:09 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Watch Shane and Ilya try to compliment each other without laughing (spoiler alert: they can't) 😌
Teen Vogue @TeenVogue · Sep 24
Ottawa Centaurs' Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Compete in a Compliment Battle, watch the full video NOW!
4:11 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
shane sitting on the sidelines watching the ilya, scott, hayden shitshow:
4:44 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Sep 24
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
after ilya spent the whole video turning him firetruck red he deserved this win 😭
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
I need everyone to know that bringing Scott and I into the video was entirely @shanehollanderofficial's idea, not Teen Vogue's
5:00 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Scott Hunter @scott_hunter · Sep 24
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
Can confirm this. Sorry, Hollander.
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Sep 24
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
you were supposed to keep that a secret i hate both of you
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mattie 🏹
@mattiethinks_18
shane hollander letting out his asshole side every now and then is the only thing keeping me alive rn
Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Sep 24
I need everyone to know that bringing Scott and I into the video was entirely @shanehollanderofficial's idea, not Teen Vogue's
5:28 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
i need you all to understand how fucking INSANE it is that shane hollander, ilya rozanov, hayden pike, and scott hunter were all in a TEEN VOGUE interview together. like. guys. the cultural implications of this will trickle down into the hockey world forever
6:21 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒 @censforlife · Sep 24
Replying to @alwaysruinthefriendship
the mlh will never be the same again and i applaud every single one of them for it
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
ilya reading the freckles tweet and shane not being able to control his smile or his blush my heart has grown twenty times as i've watched this video i am physically dying
6:56 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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vicky 🌷
@lalala_vicky
SCOTT'S RELUCTANCE TO CALL ILYA A BOMBSHELL SDGSGK WHOEVER PULLED THESE TWEETS I AM SENDING YOU A MILLION KISSES
7:29 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @jungbae25 · Sep 24
Replying to @lalala_vicky
i keep pausing every 2 seconds to laugh it's taking me an hour to finish a fifteen minute video 💀
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@hellorhighwater
i fear this is the peak of my life and nothing is ever going to top this feeling #hollanovcomplimentbattle
8:42 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Sep 24
Replying to @hellorhighwater
you have a boyfriend????
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Sep 24
Replying to @hellorhighwater
and?
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
ilya complimenting hayden by bringing up amber pike and his jersey that man tolerates hayden ONLY for his kids
9:23 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 24
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
you are wrong. for kids AND wife 🙃
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Jackie Pike 🌺
@jackiepike_
we love you too, ilya!
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 24
you are wrong. for kids AND wife 🙃
10:02 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 24
Replying to @jackiepike_
❤️
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Sep 24
Replying to @jackiepike_
JACKIE
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lana roz
@rozycheeks
we almost lost shane to death by embarassment and ilya to death by needing to be nice to hayden pike and scott hunter that was a close call guys
10:39 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
"golden boy shane hollander" "nicest hockey player shane hollander" WRONG he is a MENACE (but to ilya rozanov and ilya rozanov only)
11:23 PM · Sep 24, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Sep 24
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
my menace ❤️
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Chapter End Notes
i need more fics with shane hollander being a menace okay we don't get that enough !! so in honor of ottawa declaring a “shane hollander day” i had to contribute ! also hudson williams' "i was born pretty, i been pretty, i stay pretty" has lived rent free in my mind since i heard it and i couldn't see shane saying that but ilya 100% would...😌
Chapter 7: wired autocomplete interview
Chapter Notes
had the best time with this one 😌 ALSO i know that hockey season has definitely started by this time but shane and ilya recorded all these interviews during the off-season (some on the same day based on their clothes) so they're just being released one by one ! hope you enjoy this one <3
WIRED
@WIRED
Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions, watch now!
From youtube.com
8:33 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
this is my shit this is my SHIT if my boss is reading this rn im sorry ma'am but this is more important than work
8:56 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Oct 4
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
no bc what's up with all these interviews dropping right when the work day starts they all wanna see us fired 😔
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
wired really gave shane hollander five (5) seconds to prepare himself before throwing "is shane hollander pregnant" at him i can't stop laughing at his face im so sorry bby
9:09 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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mads 🐳
@heartlikeahotel
this is truly the most cursed timeline because why did i just witness someone explaining omegaverse to hockey players ilya rozanov and shane hollander
shane hollander's bodyguard @hollanguard · Oct 4
wired really gave shane hollander five (5) seconds to prepare himself before throwing "is shane hollander pregnant" at him i can't stop laughing at his face im so sorry bby
9:17 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Oct 4
Replying to @heartlikeahotel
THEY DID WHAT
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mattie 🏹
@mattiethinks_18
ilya being asked if he's a model when shane is the one with a billion and one sponsorships and ads this is blond privilege in action 😞
9:38 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Oct 4
Replying to @mattiethinks_18
ilya isn't blond????
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
here is a close-up of the picture that ilya showed in the wired interview of shane from their honeymoon btw (and if i've been staring at this for the last hour that's no one's business but my own)
10:11 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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jacks 🏆 @party4ubaby · Oct 4
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
he's so asdfdskag i want to eat him
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@closethebookbabe
DID WE JUST GET CONFIRMATION THAT ILYA ROZANOV HAS AN AO3 ACCOUNT?!?? HOLLANOV SWIFTIES PLS DON'T FAIL ME NOW
10:47 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Oct 4
Replying to @closethebookbabe
girl tumblr's been trying to find it for weeks 😭
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@shanehollandersfreckles
shane hollander finding out about omegaverse was not on my 2021 bingo card but here we fucking are i guess
11:13 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
this actually killed me—
shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles · Oct 4
shane hollander finding out about omegaverse was not on my 2021 bingo card but here we fucking are i guess
11:24 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
now who the hell is out here googling "is ilya rozanov a bisexual menace" enough that it showed up in this interview im done with yall 😭
11:59 AM · Oct 4, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Oct 4
Replying to @tgifrancine
i think the more important thing here is ilya saying that half the centaurs have it as his contact name HELLO IS THIS TRUE @OttawaCentaursOfficial??????
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
All we can legally confirm at the time is that the real answer is not zero 😌
peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Oct 4
i think the more important thing here is ilya saying that half the centaurs have it as his contact name HELLO IS THIS TRUE @OttawaCentaursOfficial??????
12:06 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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lana roz
@rozycheeks
ILYA'S POUTY JEALOUS FACE WHEN SHANE READ THE ROSE LANDRY ONE SHANE HOLLANDER HUG THAT MAN RIGHT NOW
12:38 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Rose Landry
@roselandry
he loves me 😎
lana roz @rozycheeks · Oct 4
ILYA'S POUTY JEALOUS FACE WHEN SHANE READ THE ROSE LANDRY ONE SHANE HOLLANDER HUG THAT MAN RIGHT NOW
12:52 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 4
Replying to @roselandry
delete this.
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"One day, yes. We do want kids. Right now, we have hands full with baby Haasy, no?"
- Ilya Rozanov's response to "Did Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov adopt?" in WIRED's Autocomplete Interview
1:15 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Oct 4
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
shane immediately dropping his head into his hands but I SAW THAT SMILE SIR YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME @shanehollanderofficial
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Oct 4
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
omg hollanov adopted luca haas confirmed 😙
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Luca Haas
@lucahaas
🫡
Ilya Rozanov Updates @ilyarozanovupdates · Oct 4
"One day, yes. We do want kids. Right now, we have hands full with baby Haasy, no?"
- Ilya Rozanov's response to "Did Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov adopt?" question in WIRED's Autocomplete Interview
1:36 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Oct 4
Replying to @lucahaas
luca haas being funny on main omg i've prayed for days like this
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
sometimes i forget shane hollander and ilya rozanov were THE situationship final boss how are they even together 😭😭
1:54 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
hi this is a very important psa that your ex-situationship is not ilya rozanov or shane hollander so please don't text them back you will regret it you're welcome 😚
janine ˖᯽ ݁˖ @babysaliar · Oct 4
sometimes i forget shane hollander and ilya rozanov were THE situationship final boss how are they even together 😭😭
2:01 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 4
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
is true this is important reminder 😎
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@shanehollanderupdates
"No, I actually married Ilya for the tax benefits."
- Shane Hollander's response to "Is Shane Hollander gay?" in WIRED's Autocomplete Interview
2:46 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala · Oct 4
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
his deadpan voice and stare into the camera i fear i'd sacrifice my first-born child for him
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
one of the best things about this media tour is shane's humor finally shining through because my boy is actually funny as fuck
Shane Hollander Updates @shanehollanderupdates · Oct 4
"No, I actually married Ilya for the tax benefits."
- Shane Hollander's response to "Is Shane Hollander gay?" in WIRED's Autocomplete Interview
3:01 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Watch Ilya and Shane answer some of the internet's burning questions now! 🤭
WIRED @WIRED · Oct 4
Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions, watch now!
3:23 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
ilya loudly booing over shane reading the question asking if him and hayden are together then telling whoever asked the question to go on ao3 and compare the hollanov v. shayden numbers im—
3:58 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Oct 4
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
i know his social media manager hates him 💀
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Oct 4
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
🙃
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zucker for you
@comethrubaby
mom pick me im scared why am i hearing about alpha/omega dynamics in a shane hollander and ilya rozanov interview
4:18 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
the one minute sped up argument after "is shane hollander the best hockey player" had me crying bc why did they both compare trophies and stats starting from a decade ago
4:49 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
only one of us got that question and hmm i don't think it was @ilyarozanov81
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Oct 4
the one minute sped up argument after "is shane hollander the best hockey player" had me crying bc why did they both compare trophies and stats starting from a decade ago
5:09 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Oct 4
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
💀
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 4
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
come downstairs and gimme kiss as apology or else im telling internet your fav hollanov fic ☹️
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
at this point i feel like shane might just leak this one day so ilya can't use it as his favorite blackmail 🫣
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 4
come downstairs and gimme kiss as apology or else im telling internet your fav hollanov fic ☹️
5:37 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒 @censforlife · Oct 4
Replying to @alwaysruinthefriendship
no bc why is shane getting more and more unhinged on here by the day...
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
holy lore drop because did @ilyarozanov81 just say that he knows the exact number of freckles shane has on his face?????
6:28 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 4
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
not only face but yes, is important. i count every day 🤫
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
dear god if you're out there please bring me a tall, gorgeous man who counts my freckles every day i can't take this anymore
6:59 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
if you told me nine months ago that not only did shane hollander and ilya rozanov do a wired autocomplete interview together and not only was one of the questions "shane hollander and ilya rozanov ao3 rpf" but that ilya rozanov then proceeded to give a two minute explanation of his top three hollanov tropes i would check you into the hospital first and then myself
7:41 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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vicky 🌷
@lalala_vicky
me when ilya shamelessly grinned and said "my husband" to "what is ilya rozanov's favorite food"
shane hollander's bodyguard @hollanguard · Sep 24
i want to touch shane hollander's blush i want to lick shane hollander's blush i want to bite shane hollander's blush i want i want i want—
8:14 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @jungbae25 · Oct 4
Replying to @lalala_vicky
i need one of the centaurs to do a shane hollander blush counter during practice one day pls pls @OttawaCentaursOfficial
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@hellorhighwater
i feel like we as a collective have brushed past ilya rozanov hearing the producer explain omegaverse and replying with "yes i have read this, is very interesting!" too fast can we go back to that please
8:55 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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macy 🦋 @macywakeupp · Oct 4
Replying to @hellorhighwater
honestly girl i'd be more surprised if he DIDN'T read a/b/o hollanov fics
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@ilyarozanov81
freckle count: 24
10:13 PM · Oct 4, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Oct 4
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
❤️❤️❤️
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Chapter End Notes
ilya counting shane's freckles daily is so dear to me it IS canon okay !!!! also i feel like shane has such a dry, deadpan style of humor that does not get enough recognition so i am giving him his moment 😌
Chapter 8: chicken shop date
Chapter Notes
okay okay guys i struggled slightly with this one at the beginning because the chicken shop dates are usually pretty short and not a typical interview format but then shit went off the rails i had so much fun LOL this might not be very realistic completely but in my heart of hearts it's canon ? hope you enjoy <3
Amelia Dimoldenberg
@ameliadimz
Well the first hockey husbands finally stopped by... Chicken Shop Date with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov out NOW
From youtube.com
9:19 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
me and shane went on date with woman 🫨
Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz · Oct 29
Well the first hockey husbands finally stopped by... Chicken Shop Date with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov out NOW
9:24 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Oct 29
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
was this really the best way you could think of to announce this rozanov
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lana roz
@rozycheeks
i don't think even in my wildest dreams i expected this crossover guys am i dead
9:41 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
my only question after watching the chicken shop date is how in the hell did shane hollander pull ilya rozanov im—
10:02 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Oct 29
Replying to @tgifrancine
girl i'm 99.99% sure that ilya is into whatever that little freak has going on
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
i need this entire chicken shop date tattooed on my EYELIDS i can't stop watching it
10:31 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
yall ilya rozanov is so fucking charming i understand why women were all over him back then 🫣
11:23 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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mattie 🏹 @mattiethinks_18 · Oct 29
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
if he wasn't already married i would start a rumor—
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
this might be the first time in history i've seen someone out-awkward amelia that deserves an award actually
11:58 AM · Oct 29, 2021
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
giving snog marry avoid with hayden, scott, and cliff to ilya was DIABOLICAL she really did her research 😭
12:10 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Oct 29
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
still shaking at ilya saying he'd snog hayden over scott my pikanov heart is happy 🤭
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
the difference between shane and ilya's answers to the snog marry avoid question had me SCREAMING because why did shane give a long thought-out explanation for each one
12:43 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
i think i just fell in love with ilya rozanov
12:59 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Oct 29
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
hi welcome to the club ive been here since 2011
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@shanehollanderofficial
he has a husband.
junebug ᢉ𐭩 @seasonofthestyx · Oct 29
i think i just fell in love with ilya rozanov
1:13 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Oct 29
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
the period at the end oh guys he ain't playing
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Well, the first time we met, he was smoking in front of a no smoking sign."
- Shane Hollander's response to "Do you think you had good first impressions of each other?" on Chicken Shop Date
1:49 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala · Oct 29
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
i don't know whether to laugh or cry, ilya rozanov you will always be famous in my heart
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@bettydeservesbetter
hold on pause did ilya just say that they had no chairs at THEIR WEDDING??? this is not being talked about enough because hello what is this a joke
2:08 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Oct 29
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
i can't tell if he's being serious or not because that would be insane
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
Not a joke 😅
inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢 @bettydeservesbetter · Oct 29
hold on pause did ilya just say that they had no chairs at THEIR WEDDING??? this is not being talked about enough because hello what is this a joke
2:28 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Oct 29
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
wow at the end of the day shane hollander and ilya rozanov are still just men huh
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Our boys Ilya and Shane went on a date...😌
Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz · Oct 29
Well the first hockey husbands finally stopped by... Chicken Shop Date with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov out NOW
2:56 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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jacks 🏆
@party4ubaby
amelia trying the "i think if you had another cup you'd be hotter" thing with shane and him going "well i have two more than ilya so" with the most serious expression SHANE HOLLANDER I LOVE YOU
3:03 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Oct 29
Replying to @party4ubaby
amelia trying to stop her laugh after this, he really made her break character kudos to you shane hollander
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Cliff Marlow
@cliffmarlow_7
Thanks for choosing to marry me man @ilyarozanov81 I'd choose you too 🤣
3:29 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Oct 29
Replying to @cliffmarlow_7
he has a husband.
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
ILYA SAYING HIS FAVORITE KIND OF DATE IS ANY ONE HE GETS TO DO WITH SHANE THIS MAN IS CATASTROPHICALLY DOWN BAD
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Yes, well, he has never won Hart. I did."
- Ilya Rozanov's response to Amelia telling him Shane said "I have two more [Stanley Cups] than Ilya" on Chicken Shop Date
4:37 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Oct 29
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
his smirk after god he's so hot i need him
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Oct 29
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
everyone who believes they would ever throw ANYTHING for each other really just needs to watch this video cause yall i feel like they'd be sick if they DIDN'T compete with eo
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
@shanehollanderofficial i love you but i fear that ilya has captured my heart and soul with chicken shop date im so sorry
5:20 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Oct 29
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
he has a husband.
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
shane saying "i'm gay so i thought it would be okay?" after amelia said he can't bring up other people on a date IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GASPING FOR AIR
5:49 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Oct 29
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
shane hollander please never ever change you are my light you are my sun
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
bets on shane having this exact conversation word for word with rose landry in 2017 💀
kanthony 🧸 @baneofmyexistencee · Oct 29
shane saying "i'm gay so i thought it would be okay?" after amelia said he can't bring up other people on a date IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GASPING FOR AIR
6:01 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
can we please talk about shane responding to multiple people on here with "he has a husband." im genuinely CRYING this poor man is losing his shit watching everyone be charmed by ilya
6:58 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Oct 29
Replying to @closethebookbabe
the funniest one was cliff because SIR THAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S FRIEND 😭😭
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@censforlife
the horrendous amount of money i'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the centaurs gc right now
₊°｡❆ noelle @closethebookbabe · Oct 29
can we please talk about shane responding to multiple people on here with "he has a husband." im genuinely CRYING this poor man is losing his shit watching everyone be charmed by ilya
7:24 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Zane Boodram
@zanebood
ottawa's #1 fan 🏒 @censforlife · Oct 29
the horrendous amount of money i'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the centaurs gc right now
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Oct 29
Replying to @zanebood
NOT HIM BEING BULLIED 😭😭
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kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian · Oct 29
Replying to @zanebood
"you know he's wearing your ring" i'm afraid shane does not gaf at the moment 💀
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ximena 🐝
@sixteen_carriages_summer
live laugh love pikanov 🫡
7:56 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
how is SHANE HOLLANDER outcrazying ILYA ROZANOV right now can someone check if we're in a simulation
8:05 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
the amount of chemistry ilya and amelia had LORD WHY COULDNT IT BE ME SITTING ACROSS FROM ILYA
8:11 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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macy 🦋 @macywakeupp · Oct 29
Replying to @jungbae25
hey girlie delete this before shane comes for your ass
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ilya's russian accent
@rozbyanyothername
SHANE'S SOFT LAUGH WHEN AMELIA BROUGHT UP HIS RING LITERALLY THE WHOLE THING HE'S SO IN LOVE IM GONNA THROW UP
8:36 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
this whole "he has a husband" mini-crashout is so fucking funny shane hollander listen to me when i say that man has been yours since he saw your freckles over ten years ago you are both as disgustingly down bad as each other 😭
9:04 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Oct 29
Replying to @hollanitsover
yes is truth ❤️
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
hello internet two things 1 pikanov is dead stop tweeting about it it does not exist 🤮 and 2 i have only loved one person in life my HUSBAND shane hollander 🥰 thank you good night
10:31 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
good night ❤️
10:34 PM · Oct 29, 2021
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Trending Now
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chicken shop date
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pikanov
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Chapter End Notes
so shane being jealous is very much inspired by the show and hudson williams' death glare that could eviscerate a whole country when ilya brings up marrying svetlana at the cottage LOL i just think that shane is kind of a jealous person in general and now that he can show it ??? no one is safe 😌 also live laugh love pikanov !!!!
Chapter 9: people's sexiest man alive
Chapter Notes
i hope you guys are prepared because this has been THE chapter i've been looking forward to since i started this fic and i had so much fucking fun 🤭 i was going back and forth on which one of them would be named sexiest man alive but then i remembered shane was named hottest hockey player in canon at one point and also it fit the plot better because shane had his turn last chapter......sorry ilya (but also i'm not) !! hope you guys enjoy this one !!
People
@people
What you've all been waiting for... #ShaneHollander is the 2021 People's Sexiest Man Alive! 🔥🏒
From people.com
8:03 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
❤️❤️❤️
People @people · Nov 13
What you've all been waiting for... #ShaneHollander is the 2021 People's Sexiest Man Alive! 🔥🏒
8:24 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD—
8:56 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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jacks 🏆
@party4ubaby
tears dripping down my cheeks rn after seeing shane hollander as people's sexiest man alive
9:11 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Nov 13
Replying to @party4ubaby
...which cheeks 😶
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
ilya rozanov can you fight bc im about to risk everything
9:32 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"There's a lot of talk about fate or destiny or whatever about us. But to me, it's always been about us choosing each other despite everything. I chose Ilya, and I'll keep choosing him for the rest of my life."
- Shane Hollander about him and Ilya Rozanov in his People's Sexiest Man Alive interview
9:59 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Nov 13
Replying to @shanehollandersupdates
this might be one of the most romantic things i've EVER heard wtf
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
romantic shane hollander my beloved 🥺
Shane Hollander Updates @shanehollanderupdates · Nov 13
"There's a lot of talk about fate or destiny or whatever about us. But to me, it's always been about us choosing each other despite everything. I chose Ilya, and I'll keep choosing him for the rest of my life."
- Shane Hollander about him and Ilya Rozanov in his People's Sexiest Man Alive interview
10:12 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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ilya's russian accent
@rozbyanyothername
ARMS GLASSES ARMS GLASSES ARMS GLASSES
10:29 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
CREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
10:48 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Nov 13
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
you forgot the s bestie 👁️
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junebug ᢉ𐭩 @seasonofthestyx · Nov 13
Replying to @rozycheeks
i said what i fucking said
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
So proud of our hometown star @shanehollanderofficial 😌🥵🔥
People @people · Nov 13
What you've all been waiting for... #ShaneHollander is the 2021 People's Sexiest Man Alive! 🔥🏒
11:01 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
no guys you don't understand bc shane saying he'll choose ilya for the rest of his life he's saying he'll choose him over hockey over his old team over his so-called ex-friends over an "easy" life over their careers over every single fucking thing that made them keep their relationship a secret for so long you guys are NOT understanding how deep this goes
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Nov 13
Replying to @stillattheblackdog
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
ILYA ROZANOV CAN YOU FUCKING FIGHT
11:51 AM · Nov 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 13
Replying to @alwaysruinthefriendship
yes.
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
blowing up and printing every single shane hollander as the sexiest man alive picture to make a shrine in my room sorry mom this is important to me
12:02 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
Finally I don't need to keep this a secret anymore 😝
People @people · Nov 13
What you've all been waiting for... #ShaneHollander is the 2021 People's Sexiest Man Alive! 🔥🏒
12:20 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 13
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
i am surprised whole world did not already know pike
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
guys realistically if you think about it ilya rozanov CANNOT fight all of us
12:50 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Nov 13
Replying to @hollanguard
but are you willing to take that risk because i'm not ready to die yet i'm still young
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
shane hollander in glasses i fear i have nothing normal to say
1:09 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Nov 13
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
buying my bf a pair immediately this has awakened a kink i didn't know i had—
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Rose Landry
@roselandry
Go bestie go bestie @shanehollanderofficial 😘🤭🥵
People @people · Nov 13
What you've all been waiting for... #ShaneHollander is the 2021 People's Sexiest Man Alive! 🔥🏒
1:38 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Rose Landry @roselandry · Nov 13
Replying to @roselandry
hey @ilyarozanov81 you need me to send you some boxing gloves?? 🫢
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 13
Replying to @roselandry
delete this immediately landry
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Rose Landry @roselandry · Nov 13
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i will if you give me your hot russian friend's number 🫣
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svetlana @svetlanavetrova · Nov 13
Replying to @roselandry
👀
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@itsbrutalouthere
can we talk about how shane said he was so happy to play for ottawa in the interview like yes his end with m******l was a fucking shitshow but him finally getting to be back playing for his hometown with his husband and with people who actually care about him im crying 🥹
2:10 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
yes i can.
shane hollander's bodyguard @hollanguard · Nov 13
guys realistically if you think about it ilya rozanov CANNOT fight all of us
2:36 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
shane mf hollander sexiest man alive i know that's right 😚 i been saying he's the hottest man in the mlh for years thank god someone finally listened
2:57 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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scott hunter's bby @scottyknowshunter · Nov 13
Replying to @babysaliar
when scott hunter exists 🤨
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andrea @friendstothis · Nov 13
Replying to @scottyknowshunter
...that man is 100 years old bffr
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
ilya rozanov i know you're a professional hockey player and everything but can you fight 😩
3:17 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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malia ˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚
@oursecretmoments
if this is what hockey players look like i might have to take a little trip down to the boy aquarium holy FUCK
3:38 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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macy 🦋 @macywakeupp · Nov 13
Replying to @oursecretmoments
buying season tickets rn no joke
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
i know there are many other things on everybody's minds rn but can we take a moment to appreciate "it was us trying to make the most of small stolen moments where and whenever we could, you know? and so yes the big things are important to me too, but there's something about how i can just, i don't know, hold his hand while walking down the street now" 😭😭
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
i just KNOW ilya rozanov is punching the air somwehere in ottawa rn 💀
4:24 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Wyatt Hayes
@wyatthayeshockey
oh he definitely is
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Nov 13
i just KNOW ilya rozanov is punching the air somewhere in ottawa rn 💀
4:58 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Nov 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
new team merch ‼️
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clara bee @gaveyoumyhoes · Nov 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
the whole team being down bad for shane mf hollander AS THEY SHOULD 🤭
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kiaraa 🦁 @simbaxnala · Nov 13
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
so ilya rozanov not only has to fight the whole internet but also his entire team hope you're prepared for battle @ilyarozanov81
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
shane's "what. WHAT." he really doesn't know how sexy he is huh
Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Nov 13
oh he definitely is
5:29 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@censforlife
SHANE SAYING THE POWER PLAY IS HIS FAVORITE BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY TIMES HE GETS TO PLAY WITH ILYA 😭
5:55 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Nov 13
Replying to @censforlife
"catastrophically down bad" doesn't work anymore we need something even stronger to describe what these two freaks have
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
lord have mercy on the day shane hollander finally gets the calvin klein campaign because i'm afraid ilya rozanov might genuinely commit murder
6:39 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
ilya's reaction to sexiest man alive vs shane's reaction to chicken shop date guys these two have been matching each other's freak since 2009
7:28 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Nov 13
Replying to @rozanovian
they've been going freak4freak ‼️
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Hayden Pike
@real_hayden_pike
You don't even know the half of it...
kajal ☾𖤓 @rozanovian · Nov 13
ilya's reaction to sexiest man alive vs shane's reaction to chicken shop date guys these two have been matching each other's freak since 2009
8:41 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Nov 13
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
hayden pike really exposing shane hollander and ilya rozanov as exhibitionistic horndogs in 2021 GET THEIR ASSES HAYD 🙂↕️
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ximena 🐝
@sixteen_carriages_summer
shane hollander single-handedly converting people around the world into hockey fans just by being the sexiest man alive like. god really did spend his time on him 😚
9:03 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
starting a petition that shane hollander should be required to do all post-game interviews in glasses from now on @OttawaCentaursOfficial
9:56 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Nov 13
Replying to @shilya_hollanov
signed 🫡
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
thank you for all the love ❤️ however, i am happily married and my husband can in fact fight. very well.
10:27 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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wanda v
@hellorhighwater
and if you look to your right, you can see shane hollander being unhinged on main again
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Nov 13
thank you for all the love ❤️ however, i am happily married and my husband can in fact fight. very well.
10:49 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
🖕
11:13 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
🖕
11:58 PM · Nov 13, 2021
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Trending Now
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Chapter End Notes
i have never wished shane hollander was real more than i have while writing this chapter 😔 moral of the story hollanov are both jealous and have been matching each other's freak since 2009 !!!! also the "ilya rozanov can you fight" trending thing is definitely inspired by the fact that "joe alwyn can you fight" always trended when new taylor pictures released 💀
also i added a little hint of roselana because i love them <3 and finally the last part with ilya was one of my favorite things to do because you know shane made him delete the first one immediately after he found out (also everyone say poor harris bc he's really going through it and he is Tired™) 😌
Chapter 10: ten things ilya rozanov can't live without
Chapter Notes
hello welcome back to another chapter !! an ilya solo since shane got his turn in the last chapter but i had so much fun with this one LOL !! it's been so fun to write ilya and shane just getting more and more unhinged ?? sorry it's probably not very canon-accurate but i'm having fun so that's what matters right now 😌
also there's some russian in some of the tweets and you can hover/tap to see the translations ! (i used google translate so it might not be fully accurate sorry). i'll also have translations in the end notes !
hope you enjoy <3
GQ Magazine
@GQMagazine
Watch 10 Things That Ilya Rozanov Can't Live Without, out now!
From youtube.com
8:28 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
was very sad i couldn't bring the one thing i actually cannot live without to the shoot ☹️
GQ Magazine @GQMagazine · Nov 28
Watch 10 Things That Ilya Rozanov Can't Live Without, out now!
8:49 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
anya had vet appointment 😢
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Nov 28
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
you're such an asshole.
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
okay i know we all knew that ilya rozanov is a softie but the full weight of that just hit me like a truck with the ten essentials video 😩
9:08 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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pretty isn't pretty
@itsbrutalouthere
things i learned watching ilya rozanov's ten essentials:
1. ilya rozanov loves shane hollander
2. shane hollander walks ilya rozanov like a dog
3. ilya rozanov is down COSMICALLY for shane hollander
9:31 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
ilya showing 235926 pictures of anya when he brought her up ilya "girl dad" rozanov wbk 😙
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Nov 28
Replying to @atthebeachwoodcafe
the producer telling him he has to move on 😭
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
the ten things that ilya rozanov can't live without:
- his russian orthodox cross necklace
- his shared google calendar with shane
- anya
- his wedding ring
- his car keys (both to his fancy expensive car that i don't know the name of and "shane's boring car")
- hockey puck/hockey
- airpods + speaker
- his ipad
- puzzles
- shane hollander
10:20 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
ILYA AND DAVID HOLLANDER DOING PUZZLES TOGETHER WHILE SHANE AND YUNA TALK ABOUT HOCKEY THEY'RE SUCH A DOMESTIC LITTLE FAMILY IM CRYING @ilyarozanov81 @shanehollanderofficial can you adopt me please thanks
10:43 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
i genuinely fear that if ilya doesn't call shane boring at least one time per day the universe would spontaneously explode
10:59 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
the way EVERY. SINGLE. ANSWER. led back to shane somehow. i don't even think it was on purpose he just unconsciously brought every conversation back to shane like. i don't even think there are any words in the english language to describe them anymore
11:11 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Nov 28
Replying to @babysaliar
me and oomf have been describing it as "down fatal" but i think that's still not strong enough
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
"all roads lead to rome" no! wrong!! all roads lead to and only to shane hollander
janine ˖᯽ ݁˖ @babysaliar · Nov 28
the way EVERY. SINGLE. ANSWER. led back to shane somehow. i don't even think it was on purpose he just unconsciously brought every conversation back to shane like. i don't even think there are any words in the english language to describe them anymore
11:23 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
the pause between "watching movies" and "reading" followed by the most nefarious smirk i've ever seen in my life when he was talking about what he uses his ipad for good lord just release your ao3 bookmarks already girlie pop @ilyarozanov81
11:36 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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ilya's russian accent
@rozbyanyothername
oh to have a love like what shane hollander and ilya rozanov have
11:48 AM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Our captain @ilyarozanov81 talked about the ten things he can't live without...his answers may surprise you (no they won't)
GQ Magazine @GQMagazine · Nov 28
Watch 10 Things That Ilya Rozanov Can't Live Without, out now!
12:01 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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jacks 🏆
@party4ubaby
at this point the ilya rozanov ten essentials video should just be renamed to "11 minutes of undeniable evidence that ilya rozanov is madly obsessed with shane hollander"
12:19 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
can we talk about the fact that shane and ilya have a SHARED GOOGLE CALENDAR like that is actually one of my love languages i can't be normal about this i can't
12:37 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Nov 28
Replying to @bettydeservesbetter
i know shane runs that household like an army general 🙂↕️
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
shane hollander being a slut for organization like okay fork found in kitchen???
inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢 @bettydeservesbetter · Nov 28
can we talk about the fact that shane and ilya have a SHARED GOOGLE CALENDAR like that is actually one of my love languages i can't be normal about this i can't
1:02 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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peter parker's wife
@spideygirl19
"the last thing i cannot live without is my husband, shane hollander. he is my life, my home, my person. ya tebya lyublyu shane" this is getting to a point where i don't know if i can keep watching hollanov interviews bc i might throw myself off a building 😫
1:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"Hockey, obviously. Mostly because it gave me my husband, Shane Hollander. Gave me my whole life."
- Ilya Rozanov for GQ's Ten Essentials interview
1:22 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Nov 28
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
him saying shane's full government name like we don't know who his husband is when he brought him up at least fifty times before this 💀
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bri 👑
@pikey_baby_98
4. ilya rozanov can't go five seconds without mentioning shane hollander or else he'd collapse instantly
pretty isn't pretty @itsbrutalouthere · Nov 28
things i learned watching ilya rozanov's ten essentials:
1. ilya rozanov loves shane hollander
2. shane hollander walks ilya rozanov like a dog
3. ilya rozanov is down COSMICALLY for shane hollander
1:46 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
ilya making fun of shane for not listening to any music while working out THANK YOU @ilyarozanov81 because that's actually insane behavior like are you good bro 😭😭😭
2:10 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @alwaysruinthefriendship
he listens to music now! is not as insane anymore because of me 😎
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era
@forbiddentome_02
ilya talking about his necklace and what it means to him 🥺
2:34 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Nov 28
Replying to @forbiddentome_02
him saying he kisses it whenever he thinks about his mom oh i'm sobbing
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
"yes i have ipad but i am not ipad kid like haasy, young, bergy, and lapointe. someone should take away their ipads. is bad." HIS ASS IS SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS TOO LMFAOO he really is the team dad
2:59 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️ @notlucahaas · Nov 28
Replying to @jungbae25
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
okay but ilya rozanov and shane hollander have truly built a whole life together. like. they met at 17 and grew into who they are today together and intertwined every part of their lives together idk it's just kinda beautiful to witness
3:13 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Wyatt Hayes
@wyatthayeshockey
ilya not mentioning @zanebood's bbqs or my superhero rants in his ten essentials i've never felt heartbreak like this 😔
3:37 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Nov 28
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
a betrayal of the highest degree 😢
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
sorry 😎
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
the concept of ilya rozanov reading hollanov fics on ao3 on HIS IPAD i think my brain just broke
4:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Nov 28
Replying to @hollandguard
i need to know his ao3 bookmarks SO BAD tis a need sir @ilyarozanov81 🙏
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ximena 🐝
@sixteen_carriages_summer
ilya rozanov being a "my husband" man is literally the least surprising thing ever why are y'all acting like it's something new when he's said it in almost every post-game interview so far this season 💀
4:41 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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ricky @stateside_stars · Nov 28
Replying to @sixteen_carriages_summer
oop so i gotta start watching those now—
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@censforlife
he says, like he didn't mention shane a total of 63 times in eleven minutes
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
anya had vet appointment 😢
4:55 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
i think i could listen to ilya rozanov talk forever and i'd never get bored. i could watch ilya rozanov sit there doing absolutely nothing for hours or days and i still wouldn't get bored. i could—
5:06 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Nov 28
Replying to @hollanitsover
i relate to this personally
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
shane hollander's unhinged era is single-handedly carrying me through writing my thesis thank you king
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Nov 28
i relate to this personally
5:29 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Luca Haas @lucahaas · Nov 28
Replying to @gaveyoumyhoes
good luck with your thesis! ☺️
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
i've seen so many people on here asking for ilya's ao3 bookmarks and i don't understand why because i thought we all agreed that your ao3 bookmarks are only between you and the devil himself
6:05 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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svetlana
@svetlanavetrova
@ilyarozanov81 а как насчет твоих сигаретwhat about your cigarettes
6:39 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @svetlanavetrova
я бросилi quit
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svetlana @svetlanavetrova · Nov 28
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
неудачникloser
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Rose Landry @roselandry · Nov 28
Replying to @svetlanavetrova
💀
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
i just really need to know if ilya is like this all the time 😭 is he this down bad around the cens?? around shane's parents?? around the pikes??? someone lmk please
7:00 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
unfortunately, yes.
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Zane Boodram @zanebood · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
100% yes
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
he's even worse if you can believe it
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Yuna Hollander @yuna_hollander · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
Yes!
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Luca Haas @lucahaas · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
yes he is worse than down bad 🫡
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow_7 · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
absolutely yes he's whipped
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Scott Hunter @scott_hunter · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
yes.
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @closethebookbabe
oh i am so sorry for loving my husband who i married at a wedding you were all there for, is a crime now?
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macy 🦋
@macywakeupp
he stays ragebaiting no matter what and i truly appreciate his love for the game no one's doing it like him 🤭
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
oh i am so sorry for loving my husband who i married at a wedding you were all there for, is a crime now?
8:33 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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malia ˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚
@oursecretmoments
new drinking game: take a shot every time ilya rozanov says shane hollander's name in his gq ten essentials interview
9:29 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Nov 28
Replying to @oursecretmoments
please don't, you'll definitely get alcohol poisoning
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
okay yes fine breaking news big surprise i love my husband shane hollander and i am obsessed with him is everyone happy now
10:19 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
breaking news i love my husband ilya rozanov and i am obsessed with him
10:33 PM · Nov 28, 2021
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Nov 28
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
the tight-lipped media-trained shane hollander to whatever shane hollander this is sure what the hell 😚
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Nov 28
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
i know their asses were drunk out of their minds here
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Nov 28
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
SHANE HOLLANDER 😐
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ten essentials
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Chapter End Notes
russian translations:
а как насчет твоих сигарет: what about your cigarettes
я бросил: i quit
неудачник: loseranywayy ilya rozanov is 100% a "my husband" guy i think that's just canon ?? so this was basically an entire chapter of ilya being down astronomically for shane but since when is that new 😌
Chapter 11: architectural digest open door
Chapter Notes
hello back with another one !! these videos are usually not as "humorous" per se but i let all the unhinged shit happen on the tl instead 😌
also if you have read my birds of a feather, we should stick together series, you might recognize a couple of familiar names 😙 i love the concept of hollanov "adopting" the cens rookies and i got way too invested in the rookies i created for that series so they're now part of this one too !!
hope you enjoy <3
(ALSO i just wanted to quickly say that we have somehow hit 100k hits on here and i truly have no words to describe what that feels like.....this really was a silly smau fic that i started because it didn't exist yet and i decided i needed it to and you guys have all decided to come along with me on this ride so THANK YOU !!!! i am overwhelmed (in a good way) by all of your kudos and comments thank you thank you thank you <3)
Architectural Digest
@ArchDigest
@shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov's Open Door is finally here!
Take a tour of the hockey husbands' beautiful Ottawa home now 👇
From architecturaldigest.com
8:45 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
Had a lot of fun with this one, thank you @ArchDigest!! ❤️
Architectural Digest @ArchDigest · Dec 3
@shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov's Open Door is finally here!
Take a tour of the hockey husbands' beautiful Ottawa home now 👇
8:51 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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esme ˙⋆✮
@alwaysruinthefriendship
i'm only a minute in and i already want to cry because ALL THE PICTURES ON THEIR WALLS FUCK
9:09 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
i've given up on pretending i'm normal about them so here's what i got after spending ten minutes trying to deduce exactly what all the pictures we can see are:
- a picture from their ccm shoot except they're both smiling??
- them sitting on some kind of deck (?), ilya's head is in shane's lap
- them + puppy anya
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esme ˙⋆✮ @alwaysruinthefriendship · Dec 3
i'm only a minute in and i already want to cry because ALL THE PICTURES ON THEIR WALLS FUCK
9:29 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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kanthony 🧸 @baneofmyexistencee · Dec 3
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
- them kissing at their wedding
- a family photo of them + the hollanders (i'm genuinely crying)
- a kid's drawing in crayon/color pencil of what looks like the pike family + uncle shane + uncle ilya
- them on a lawn chair, shane is sitting across ilya's lap
- a professional-looking artwork of their 2017 all-star kiss (99% sure this is luca haas's work btw)
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
their home is genuinely MASSIVE wtf do they need all that space for 🤨
9:57 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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jacks 🏆 @party4ubaby · Dec 3
Replying to @tgifrancine
it's for pike's 528 kids to run around when they babysit
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Dec 3
Replying to @tgifrancine
no because the way they have a home gym and a WHOLE ASS RINK???
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
yes is true 🤷♂️
jacks 🏆 @party4ubaby · Dec 3
it's for pike's 528 kids to run around when they babysit
10:10 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i'm never letting you babysit again asshole
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
amber said i am her favorite person yesterday 😎
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peter parker's wife
@spideygirl19
learning that amber pike is actually ilya rozanov's biggest fan and that's not just ilya ragebaiting hayden has truly been my favorite thing to come from this whole media tour @jackiepike_ pls pls release the ilya + amber content 🙏🙏
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
amber said i am her favorite person yesterday 😎
10:24 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
real answer is we need space to host wag parties 🍾🍷
francine ˖°📷 ༘ @tgifrancine · Dec 3
their home is genuinely MASSIVE wtf do they need all that space for 🤨
10:41 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
yes!
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cassie boodram @cassiebood · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
HELL YEA i can't wait for the next wag party at your place
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sel 💫 @sel_chouinard · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i'm still hungover from the last one 🫠
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Lisa Hayes @lisahayes · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
YESSIR THE BEST WAGS AND HOSTS 🙂↕️
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Caitlin 🌻 @caitlin_d · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
my plan to steal you both from the guys is working perfectly 😈
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
adding you guys to the wags chat is the best idea i've ever had 🫡
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
okay but them in the kitchen saying they like to spend time there together even if it's only one of them cooking domestic hollanov domestic hollanov DOMESTIC HOLLANOV!!!!!!
11:12 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
this whole thread has me CRYING because what do you mean ilya rozanov and shane hollander regularly host cens wags parties enough that the wags want to claim them for their own 😭
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
real answer is we need space to host wag parties 🍾🍷
11:28 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Dec 3
Replying to @shanehollandersfreckles
actually shaking in my boots rn we're getting lore we've never even dreamed about getting before—
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
if anyone wants to even TRY suggesting that shane hollander and ilya rozanov don't belong in hockey please watch their ad open door and look me in the eyes and say that again after seeing their trophy room
11:59 AM · Dec 3, 2021
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
ilya draping his arms over shane from behind him and just nodding the whole time shane's meticulously explaining all the changes they made to their living room not saying a WORD until shane is done and then dropping "he is mr. real estate" i am SCREAMING
12:18 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Dec 3
Replying to @simbaxnala
their very casual easy pda i am just so happy for my close personal friends shane hollander and ilya rozanov
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Jackie Pike 🌺
@jackiepike_
ask and you shall receive (amber adores her uncle ilya)
peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Dec 3
learning that amber pike is actually ilya rozanov's biggest fan and that's not just ilya ragebaiting hayden has truly been my favorite thing to come from this whole media tour @jackiepike_ pls pls release the ilya + amber content 🙏🙏
12:36 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Jackie Pike 🌺 @jackiepike_ · Dec 3
Replying to @jackiepike_
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
Replying to @jackiepike_
❤️❤️❤️
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Dec 3
Replying to @jackiepike_
the worst betrayals always come from the ones closest to you part 2 😔
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ilya's russian accent @rozbyanyothername · Dec 3
Replying to @jackiepike_
THE JERSEY IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND RN AKSFJDGF
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
If you've ever wondered what @ilyarozanov81 and @shanehollanderofficial's home looked like...now's your chance to take a step inside 😌
Architectural Digest @ArchDigest · Dec 3
@shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov's Open Door is finally here!
Take a tour of the hockey husbands' beautiful Ottawa home now 👇
1:01 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
the difference between shane and ilya's nightstands has me ROLLING i've never seen a more perfect way to sum the two of them up honestly 💀
1:22 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
the sheer amount of mirrors hollanov have in their home i am Thinking (i know what you are shane hollander and ilya rozanov)
1:49 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@censforlife
and when two more championship rings are added to the hollanov trophy room next year YUPPP 😚
2:01 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
seeing that amber did in fact get that ilya rozanov jersey for her bday just made my entire MONTH
Jackie Pike 🌺 @jackiepike_ · Dec 3
2:28 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Dec 3
Replying to @babysaliar
thank you queen jackie pike 👸
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@ilyarozanovupdates
"The babies like watching movies here. They watch TV here more than me and Shane, probably."
- Ilya Rozanov about their theater room setup in Architectural Digest's Open Door
2:51 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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bri 👑 @pikey_baby_98 · Dec 3
Replying to @ilyarozanovupdates
THE BABIES 🥺🥺
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
shane and ilya's home being a place where the rookies go all the time?? stop it they're such team dads im SOBBING
Ilya Rozanov Updates @ilyarozanovupdates · Dec 3
"The babies like watching movies here. They watch TV here more than me and Shane, probably."
- Ilya Rozanov about their theater room setup in Architectural Digest's Open Door
3:00 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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cory young
@young_hockey
we love our team dads @shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov81 😁
vivian's girlfriend @stylesforlove · Dec 3
shane and ilya's home being a place where the rookies go all the time?? stop it they're such team dads im SOBBING
3:12 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Jacob LaPointe @jlapointe · Dec 3
Replying to @young_hockey
gc going crazy rn 😛
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Luca Haas @lucahaas · Dec 3
Replying to @young_hockey
true 🫡
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connor holmberg @connorbergy · Dec 3
Replying to @young_hockey
movie nights with the dads are the best 🙂↕️
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
there's so much going down on the tl i am OVERWHELMED 😃
3:32 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
the main thing that i got from their ad open door is that shane hollander i will ALWAYS be fond of you please i just want to give you a little forehead kiss 😩
3:56 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Dec 3
Replying to @hollandguard
i want to tag him and say i love him but im scared ilya rozanov is gonna come running if i do 😰
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vicky 🌷
@lalala_vicky
they! are! so! MY FIRST HUSBANDS OF HOCKEY 🫡
4:08 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
i'm honestly kind of...shocked? that shane and ilya agreed to the ad open door?? like they're pretty private with stuff like this and i really thought their home would be on that list
4:24 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Dec 3
Replying to @rozanovian
i feel like you gotta think about the fact that they've spent ten years hiding and now they can share a home and have their friends/family over publicly and not have to constantly pretend anymore. and plus this home seems like one they enjoy having other people over in (they talked a lot about the team, wags, rooks, their parents, etc in the video + on here)
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
yes we love having everyone over here! this is not our cottage 🙂
luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Dec 3
i feel like you gotta think about the fact that they've spent ten years hiding and now they can share a home and have their friends/family over publicly and not have to constantly pretend anymore. and plus this home seems like one they enjoy having other people over in (they talked a lot about the team, wags, rooks, their parents, etc in the video + on here)
4:51 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Dec 3
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
you mean your silent retreat location 😐
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
Replying to @real_hayden_pike
🤣😎
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
shane knowing so much about the architecture/real estate aspect of their house is so unsurprising in a way i never considered before 😭
5:07 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Zane Boodram
@zanebood
would like to formally clarify that this is not a joke because the rooks gave this to roz and holzy
cory young @young_hockey · Dec 3
we love our team dads @shanehollanderofficial and @ilyarozanov81 😁
5:31 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Evan Dykstra @evan_dykstra · Dec 3
Replying to @zanebood
and yes this is still hanging up in the locker room
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
Replying to @zanebood
you are jealous 🥱
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Dec 3
Replying to @zanebood
i don't even know what to say anymore except that i have never been more grateful to be a cens fan 🫠
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cory young @young_hockey · Dec 3
Replying to @zanebood
hey i had to teach myself photoshop for this be proud of me
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"It was important to us that this is a space that's made for both of us, you know? Somewhere that when we're exhausted after a game or practice or whatever, we'd both love coming back to."
- Shane Hollander about his home with Ilya in Architectural Digest's Open Door
5:59 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Dec 3
Replying to @shanehollanderupdates
the way they're describing their home as a safe haven FUCK why am i crying
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aliyah 🗡️
@notlucahaas
shane and ilya interacting with anya in the open door I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER DOG I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER DOG
6:28 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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malia ˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚
@oursecretmoments
shane looks SO FUCKING GOOD in the ad open door video goddamn @ilyarozanov81 can you fight 🥵
7:19 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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pretty isn't pretty @itsbrutalouthere · Dec 3
Replying to @oursecretmoments
DON'T DO THIS AGAIN GIRL YOURE GONNA HAVE HIM FIGHTING THE WHOLE TL AGAIN
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
Replying to @oursecretmoments
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8r1ls2H4
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macy 🦋
@macywakeupp
NOT THE ILYA ROZANOV FIGHT COMPILATION HE'S SO SDKJFSDG
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8r1ls2H4
7:58 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
🙃
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8r1ls2H4
8:42 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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mads 🐳 @heartlikeahotel · Dec 3
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
SIR. WE GET IT YOU'RE HUSBANDS
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Harris Drover @harrisd_92 · Dec 3
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
okay i give up
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ximena 🐝
@sixteen_carriages_summer
shane's perfectionist ass with his fridge organization i KNOW he rules that shit with an iron fist
9:09 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
okay okay i KNOW we've seen them being husbands and cutesy and all that shit i KNOW that. however they were just so fucking domestic and Married™ in ad's open door guys i just have no words to process this okay 😭
9:52 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
a (not so) brief recap of everything that happened on the hollanov tl today:
- hollanov babysit the pike kids often 🥺
- they regularly throw wags parties at their home (this had me hollering ngl)
- JACKIE GAVE US THE CUTEST UNCLE ILYA AND AMBER PIKE CONTENT 🙌
- pikanov is still alive and thriving
- the cens rooks call shane and ilya team dads and MADE THEM A CARD?? that HANGS IN THEIR LOCKER ROOM???? (oh how i adore this found family of a team)
- ilya responded to a "can you fight" tweet with a "ilya rozanov fight compilation" link 💀
10:47 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Dec 3
Replying to @jungbae25
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Trending Now
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ad open door
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FIGHT COMPILATION
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Chapter End Notes
okay first and foremost shoutout to @Mathgeek12 for giving me the FANTASTIC idea of ilya responding to the "can you fight" tweet with a fight compilation link LOL i think that 1) that's the funniest thing ever and 2) he would 100% do that
also editing the rozanov jersey for the amber picture actually took forever i'm never doing that shit again actually 😭 and shane and ilya being both players and wags is so important to me okay i just know the cens wags LOVE them !!!
Chapter 12: the tonight show
Chapter Notes
welcome back !! i'm not going to lie to you guys there is very little about the actual interview in this.....i'm sure you can understand why 😌 this one was very entertaining to do though for many reasons LOL but also you're gonna have to suspend your disbelief for some of this because in my heart of hearts i know shane hollander wouldn't do some of the things i wrote him doing but it's fun so idc 😭
for the russian, you can hover/tap to see translations !!
The Tonight Show
@FallonTonight
@shanehollanderofficial makes his late night debut tonight!
7:23 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
😎❤️
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight · Dec 14
@shanehollanderofficial makes his late night debut tonight!
7:25 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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reagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
20 MINUTES TILL WE GET SHANE MF HOLLANDER ON FALLON AKFSDSG GOD IS FINALLY PICKING UP MY CALLS HALLELUJAH 🙏
8:15 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCentaursOfficial
Catch @shanehollanderofficial on The Tonight Show soon 🤭🏒
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight · Dec 14
@shanehollanderofficial makes his late night debut tonight!
8:21 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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kiaraa 🦁
@simbaxnala
oh shane looks way too good on fallon i fear we're gonna have another ilya rozanov twitter crashout in ten minutes
8:36 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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romeo 🎧 @minddofme · Dec 14
Replying to @simbaxnala
for harris's sake i'm praying that shane had the forethought to take away ilya's phone before this aired 😭
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georgie 🌼
@atthebeachwoodcafe
the black on black on black his hair his everything holy fucking shit shane hollander is actually going to murder me
8:39 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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francine ˖°📷 ༘
@tgifrancine
my brother has some of his friends over and obv i have fallon playing in my living room rn and tell me why they all just saw shane on screen and are now watching????? mind you none of them are even hockey fans?????
8:41 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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francine ˖°📷 ༘ @tgifrancine · Dec 14
Replying to @tgifrancine
UPDATE: one of them went "damn who's that" and my brother said "a hockey pla—" and before he could even finish another one cuts in with "guys he was the sexiest man alive this year c'mon" I CAN'T BREATHE LIKE GENUINELY
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francine ˖°📷 ༘ @tgifrancine · Dec 14
Replying to @tgifrancine
this blew up more than i expected LMAO but for everyone asking for an update, they were all googling shane and when they found out about ilya the first guy who asked who he was went "fuck off of course he's married to a guy that's as hot as him" and another yelled "THEY WERE RIVALS??" and anyway i told them all to shut tf up so i could watch shane but after i had to explain the entire hollanov lore to four men who were way too invested so yk. an evening well spent i think
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esme ˙⋆✮ @alwaysruinthefriendship · Dec 14
Replying to @tgifrancine
this is actually the best thing i've ever heard aksdfsk
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lana roz @rozycheeks · Dec 14
Replying to @tgifrancine
the power of shane hollander honestly
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junebug ᢉ𐭩
@seasonofthestyx
jimmy asking about the season so far while carefully avoiding the huge voyageurs shaped elephant in the room and shane's tiny smirk when he says it's going really well i'm so sorry (no i'm not) but cocky smug shane hollander is everything i've ever hoped for YOU DESERVE THIS BABY
8:44 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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wanda v @hellorhighwater · Dec 14
Replying to @seasonofthestyx
i truly hope the entire voyageurs franchise is watching this and realizing how bad they fucked up because @MontrealVoyageurs shane hollander 100% does not need you to live his best life clearly but you definitely need him for yours
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peter parker's wife @spideygirl19 · Dec 14
Replying to @hellorhighwater
TAGGING THEM IS INSANE LMFAO i love how no one gives a fuck anymore
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ottawa's #1 fan 🏒
@censforlife
shane not even being able to finish saying "my husband" before the cheers drowned his voice out IM HOLLERING LOL and his little grin i am genuinely so fucking happy for two people i don't even know 🥹
8:46 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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vivian's girlfriend
@stylesforlove
SHANE BRINGING UP BABYSITTING THE PIKE KIDS FOR THINGS HE LOVES ABOUT THE OFFSEASON IM GONNA CRY UNCLE SHANE AND UNCLE ILYA I ADORE YOU 🥺 also him talking about arthur stop i can't handle this
8:49 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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andrea @friendstothis · Dec 14
Replying to @stylesforlove
@jackiepike_ you fed us so well with ilya and amber can you please come through again for the arthur and uncle shane content please please 🫣🙏
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inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢
@bettydeservesbetter
okay wait i'm so excited that the cens have no game today or tomorrow because that means there's a small chance they're all out there watching shane on fallon right now 😭
8:51 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Zane Boodram
@zanebood
don't worry we got everyone at the hollanov household for the watchparty 💪😏
inez swift 𓏲ּ𝄢 @bettydeservesbetter · Dec 14
okay wait i'm so excited that the cens have no game today or tomorrow because that means there's a small chance they're all out there watching shane on fallon right now 😭
8:54 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Evan Dykstra @evan_dykstra · Dec 14
Replying to @zanebood
p.s. shane and ilya both have their phones so make of that what you will
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ilya's russian accent @rozbyanyothername · Dec 14
Replying to @zanebood
WHAT THE FUCKADKFSDF CENS WATCHPARTY FOR SHANE ON FALLON IS SOMETHING I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER AS AN OPTION?????? WHAT IS THIS SIMULATION THAT WE ARE IN
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shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡
@shanehollandersfreckles
i am once again stunned silent by shane hollander's beauty he's so ethereal he's so celestial he's so exquisite he's so heavenly
8:55 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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kanthony 🧸
@baneofmyexistencee
the way shane describes playing hockey...like. i am fully convinced that hockey was his one true love in life until a certain ilya rozanov came along
8:58 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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scott hunter's bby @scottyknowshunter · Dec 14
Replying to @baneofmyexistencee
girl what do you mean "was" ilya and hockey compete for that number one spot every day 💀
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderofficial
No.
scott hunter's bby @scottyknowshunter · Dec 14
girl what do you mean "was" ilya and hockey compete for that number one spot every day 💀
8:59 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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bri 👑 @pikey_baby_98 · Dec 14
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
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rani 🐾 missing taylor era @forbiddentome_02 · Dec 14
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
oh eat them up shane FUCK YEA
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
Yes.
shane's freckles ⋆˙⟡ @shanehollandersfreckles · Dec 14
i am once again stunned silent by shane hollander's beauty he's so ethereal he's so celestial he's so exquisite he's so heavenly
9:00 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Jackie Pike 🌺
@jackiepike_
😊
andrea @friendstothis · Dec 14
@jackiepike_ you fed us so well with ilya and amber can you please come through again for the arthur and uncle shane content please please 🫣🙏
9:02 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Jackie Pike 🌺 @jackiepike_ · Dec 14
Replying to @jackiepike_
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vicky 🌷 @lalala_vicky · Dec 14
Replying to @jackiepike_
JACKIE YOU ARE TRULY MY QUEEN MY KING MY MONARCH MY GODDESS I LOVE YOU
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 14
Replying to @lalala_vicky
@real_hayden_pike you do not compliment your wife like this. embarassing for you 🤷♂️
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Hayden Pike @real_hayden_pike · Dec 14
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
fuck off rozanov my wife is very happy with me right @jackiepike_
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨
9:05 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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shane hollander's bodyguard
@hollanguard
WHO LET HIM DEMONSTRATE HOCKEY STRETCHES ON FALLON DKFDGJSF IM GAGGED IM DYING IM SEARCHING FOR EVERY GIF I CAN FIND
zahara <3 @stillattheblackdog · Dec 14
🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨 SHANE HOLLANDER IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES ON FALLON 🚨
9:06 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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aliyah 🗡️
@notlucahaas
good fucking LORD someone check in on ilya rozanov this is defcon 1 y'all
9:08 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Wyatt Hayes
@wyatthayeshockey
shane doesn't appreciate our jokes 😞
9:10 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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cory young @young_hockey · Dec 14
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
excuse you they're not jokes if they're true shane being hot is not a lie ✋😔
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Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Dec 14
Replying to @young_hockey
true true you got me there
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Nov 28
Replying to @wyatthayeshockey
мой мужmy husband ❤️
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janine ˖᯽ ݁˖
@babysaliar
the genuine friendship that the cens have with each other that they can tease each other like this i'm supporting the best and only hockey team ever!!! (also young leaking that it was about them thinking shane is hot GOODBYEE)
Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayeshockey · Dec 14
shane doesn't appreciate our jokes 😞
9:12 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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kajal ☾𖤓
@rozanovian
so you're telling me that THE shane hollander went on fallon and got down on his hands and knees on the floor and showed the world how to do hockey stretches and you expect me to believe you?????
9:15 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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zucker for you @comethrubaby · Dec 14
Replying to @rozanovian
believe it bestie 💀 there's about 300 clips and slo-mo gifs of it circulating already
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Shane Hollander Updates
@shanehollanderupdates
"Obviously, I've enjoyed hockey my whole life, doing what I do. But it's definitely been different this season, playing with Ilya and the rest of the Cens and for my hometown team, I mean. It's been—been really fun."
- Shane Hollander about the current season on The Tonight Show
9:17 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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lover girl 1.0 @espressomartinilover · Dec 14
Replying to @shanehollanderupdates
i still sometimes think about the fact that montreal fumbled so fucking bad that they let ottawa have ilya rozanov AND shane hollander on the same team and i just gotta laugh
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₊°｡❆ noelle
@closethebookbabe
ilya rozanov sir you are not subtle 💀
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 14
мой мужmy husband ❤️
9:20 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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zahara <3
@stillattheblackdog
🚨 ILYA ROZANOV IS ON FALLON 🚨 ILYA ROZANOV IS ON FALLON 🚨 ILYA ROZANOV IS ON FALLON 🚨
9:21 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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malia ˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚
@oursecretmoments
ILYA SURPRISING SHANE SDGSDGDSG SHANE'S FACE HAS ME ON THE GROUND ilya was definitely NOT supposed to walk out onto that stage
9:23 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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macy 🦋
@macywakeupp
ilya coming on for literally 0.2 seconds, being his usual charming asshole self, and then leaving shane blushing oh @ilyarozanov81 you are so dear to me
9:26 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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pretty isn't pretty @itsbrutalouthere · Dec 14
Replying to @macywakeupp
oh shane hollander blushes so pretty jfc
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
yes he does. everywhere.
pretty isn't pretty @itsbrutalouthere · Dec 14
oh shane hollander blushes so pretty jfc
9:27 AM · Dec 14, 2021
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mads 🐳
@heartlikeahotel
OH MY GOD??:>#!;$!#%
9:29 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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ximena 🐝
@sixteen_carriages_summer
shane hollander pulling out his glasses on fallon after ilya left when he KNOWS how sexy he is in them IJBOL not these two freaks teasing each other on national television as foreplay
9:31 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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kristen @bylerbaddie · Dec 14
Replying to @sixteen_carriages_summer
no because this was definitely him getting back at ilya i'm obsessed with these two going freak4freak KSDFDSF
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connor holmberg
@connorbergy
update roz is now pouting bc of the glasses 😁
9:32 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 14
Replying to @connorbergy
you are banned from dinners
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connor holmberg @connorbergy · Dec 14
Replying to @ilyarozanov81
NOO IM SORRY 😔🙏
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world's first hollanov stan @hollanovfounder8124 · Dec 14
Replying to @connorbergy
a 6'3" huge russian man that's one of the best hockey players in the world and 1/2 of the mlh's sleep paralysis demon duo and yet AND YET he's so babygirl 😚
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eliza ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
@jungbae25
ilya rozanov from when he was on fallon for exactly 13 seconds
9:35 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི
@hollanitsover
@shanehollanderofficial sir explain yourself
9:39 PM · Dec 3, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Dec 14
Replying to @hollanitsover
this is a perfectly normal stretch that hockey players do on the ice before games 🙂
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luiza 𓆩♡𓆪ི @hollanitsover · Dec 14
Replying to @shanehollanderofficial
arch 😶
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mary j 💍
@wannasaygoodnite2u
WAIT A MINUTE OH MY GOD THIS WAS AN EASTER EGG SDFSDG 😭😭
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Dec 14
😎❤️
9:41 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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hollanov's third 🧚
@hollanovoodoo
nah because yall gotta realize that shane is just as obsessed with ilya he does NOT play about his man like do you guys not remember the way he threw his gloves down and beat the shit out of ****** during that montreal game????
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Dec 14
No.
9:43 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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bbq sauce on my 🫢 @boodoutbaby · Dec 14
Replying to @hollanovoodoo
doing god's work reminding me about that fuck lemme go watch that fight again for....research purposes
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ilya rozanov #1 defender
@roza81
yea this is going in the hollanov tweets hall of fame
9:47 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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mattie 🏹 @mattiethinks_18 · Dec 14
Replying to @roza81
if only we could've seen shane tackling ilya to delete this 😔
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imani ⚓️
@liliesforme
i love him i love him i love him
Jackie Pike 🌺 @jackiepike_ · Dec 14
9:49 AM · Dec 14, 2021
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raya 💋
@hollanderstwin
the dichotomy of man: being a complete asshole and babygirl at the same time
world's first hollanov stan @hollanovfounder8124 · Dec 14
a 6'3" huge russian man that's one of the best hockey players in the world and 1/2 of the mlh's sleep paralysis demon duo and yet AND YET he's so babygirl 😚
9:55 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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stuck in a hazy 🧱 @brickwallhayes · Dec 14
Replying to @hollanderstwin
your pfp girl you're so quick with it 😭
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amberr
@candlelit_daydreams
anyone else concerned that the whole tl has been everyone thirsting over shane hollander but there hasn't been an ilya rozanov crashout yet....
10:01 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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sel 💫 @sel_chouinard · Dec 14
Replying to @candlelit_daydreams
ilya is picking his battles and right now the people thirsting in his direct vicinity are the bigger battle 😌
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cassie boodram @cassiebood · Dec 14
Replying to @sel_chouinard
it's truly so entertaining i need more popcorn
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clara bee
@gaveyoumyhoes
we really got sexy af shane hollander in a black on black suit, shane hollander on his hands and knees, ilya rozanov surprising everyone by showing up, shane hollander blushing, shane hollander being cocky, AND shane hollander in glasses on fallon this is enough food to sustain me for a good three months i think
10:12 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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hollander's biceps
@shaneholeander
i've seen maybe five tweets talking about the actual interview so here's my contribution: shane saying that his hidden talent is probably knowing every possible obscure hockey fact and then GOING ON TO PROVE THAT HE IN FACT DOES??? ngl guys that was hot
10:24 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Zane Boodram
@zanebood
can confirm that holzy is a hockey wikipedia machine it's now a team game to try and catch him not knowing something. he's never lost 😩
hollander's biceps @shaneholeander · Dec 14
i've seen maybe five tweets talking about the actual interview so here's my contribution: shane saying that his hidden talent is probably knowing every possible obscure hockey fact and then GOING ON TO PROVE THAT HE IN FACT DOES??? ngl guys that was hot
10:49 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial · Dec 14
Replying to @zanebood
i never lose 🙂
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
good night from sleep paralysis demon duo 😎
11:13 PM · Dec 14, 2021
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Chapter End Notes
i hope this lived up to your expectations 😭 i'm tentatively marking this as complete but i'm like 99.9% sure i'll be coming back to it, i still have some ideas for other interviews/videos and mark my words if connor or hudson ever does a calvin klein campaign there WILL be a chapter on it 💀 i also just love doing smau fics, so there will definitely be more of those in the future either way !!
as always yell at me in the comments i love hearing your favorite parts !!
also i'm now on tumblr if you’d like to hear my rambling rants about all things heated rivalry 😌
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