Preface
and here’s to my real friends
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/77641156.
- Rating:
- Mature
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationship:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Zane Boodram, Luca Haas, Evan Dykstra, Wyatt Hayes, Nick Chouinard, LaPointe (Game Changers), Troy Barrett, Harris Drover
- Additional Tags:
- Centaurs Group chat, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, POV Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Hollanov Adopting Luca Haas Agenda, Texting Fic, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Chatting & Messaging, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Relationship Timeline Reveal, Ottawa centaurs found family, Ottawa Centaurs as Family (Game Changers)
- Language:
- English
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-01-13 Words: 1,616 Chapters: 1/1
and here’s to my real friends
Summary
Shane loved the Centaurs. He really did. They felt like a second family, and Shane would never take that for granted.
They had one flaw, however. Boundaries, for some reason, seemed to be a foreign concept to the entire team.
Notes
hello hello so this is just a fun little group chat fic idea i had !! i will always push my hollanov adopting luca haas agenda whenever i can 😌
also this is set in the same universe as my from the cottage fic so maybe will add more to this later ? who knows but hope you enjoy !! also general disclaimer that no part of this was generated by ai, this is all from the chaos in my brain !!
and here’s to my real friends
CENTAURS 💯🥇🏒 (+harris)
Bood
link attached
guys twitter is saying holzy and roz have been together since they were rookies 💀💀
there’s no way that’s true right??
Dykstra
the more important question here is why you’re lurking on the hollanov hashtag
Chouinard
tf is hollanov
Luca
hollander + rozanov
its their ship name
LaPointe
you seem to know a lot about hollanov haas 👀
Bood, Chouinard, Dykstra, and 3 others emphasized this message
Hayes
you were lurking on the hashtag bood you don’t get to call out haas
Luca emphasized this message
Bood
lurking is fun that’s not the point
can we go back to my question
SINCE ROOKIE SEASON??!
Barrett
has this team not learned to ignore what the internet says
and that people are sometimes insane
Bood
no
Chouinard
no
Ilya ❤️
no
Dykstra
no
Barrett
okay wow i’m just gonna leave
Troy Barrett has left the chat
Ilya ❤️ has added Troy Barrett to the chat
Hayes
I just read through the thread and honestly…I could see it
Dykstra
there’s no fucking way
since they were EIGHTEEN??
Chouinard
you’re telling me you guys actually think holzy and roz were a thing back when the rivalry was so bad they had merch for it
…cmon 💀
Bood
RIGHT
but that thread was so mf detailed i was almost convinced
LaPointe
well when’d they actually get together
Bood
huh
i don’t think they actually ever said it
Dykstra
roz was just here where’d he go
Hayes
@Roz we need you
Chouinard
i got 50 that it was when they announced the foundation
Bood
nah i’d bet earlier
50 on all star 2017
Hayes
i’m going 2014
when they presented that award together
the tension was insane
Barrett
is this really who we are
betting on our own teammates
Dykstra
well they’re not saying anything so yes
put me down for 2017 but later than all star
LaPointe
imma say 6 months after the foundation
Barrett
you’re all forgetting an important detail
rose landry
Bood
FUCK i forgot about her and shane
LaPointe
said no one ever
Chouinard
how did holzy pull rose fucking landry anyway
Harris
have you seen shane
Bood, Hayes, LaPointe, and 1 other laughed at this message
Ilya ❤️ emphasized this message
Hayes
anyway that was what
2016?
doesn’t matter i’m sticking with 2014
Bood
@barrett and @haas you still haven’t bet
Barrett
i’m not doing this
Luca
same
Dykstra
BORINGG cmon it’s just for fun anyway
not like we’re gonna post the real hollanov timeline on twitter
Bood
actually we should
@harris i have an idea for our next post
Harris
no ❤️
also i already know the answer
Chouinard
WHAT
HARRIS YOUVE BEEN HOLDING OUT
Hayes
harris?!?? the betrayal 😔
LaPointe
HOW????
Dykstra
this is for the super secret thing holzy and roz won’t talk about isn’t it
Harris
no comment
Chouinard, Bood, Hayes, and 2 others disliked this message
Barrett
50 for 2013
Bood
hell no you’re out now
not when your bf knows
LaPointe
changing my bet to 2013 for no reason btw
Chouinard
haas cmon it’s just you left
just say a year
Luca
idk it feels a little weird to bet on our captain’s relationship
Ilya ❤️
is okay baby haas we all know of your rozanov poster above your bed and your crush on me
only natural, everyone has a crush on me
Luca disliked this message
Luca
shane is my favorite now
and 2009
***
“Ilya,” Shane stressed, breathing out a sigh as he scrolls through the Centaurs group chat. They’re both in bed, sitting up on the headboard and pressed against each other. Their legs, under the duvet, are tangled together comfortably. Shane pushes his glasses up on his bridge, fighting the urge to throw something at Ilya.
“What?” Ilya’s smirk was almost audible, and Shane tilted his head towards his husband, a subtle glare in his eyes. “Is true, he had poster of me in his room. He told me.”
“That doesn’t mean you have to embarrass the kid.”
“He loves us, is okay.”
Shane rolled his eyes, nudging Ilya’s shoulder lightly in retaliation. Before he could say anything though, both of their phones started buzzing in rapid succession. He had no doubts that it was the group chat, now that Ilya had stopped simply reading the texts with a growing smile and actually responded.
Ilya confirmed it. “They’re asking when we became a thing. Very curious about it.”
Shane loved the Centaurs. He really did. After how his time with Montreal ended, after unwillingly losing pretty much all of his friendships besides Hayden and JJ, he was naturally afraid of the dynamics of a new team. But the Centaurs were nothing like his former team, and Shane had never been part of a locker room that felt like this. Easy and supportive. Actually friends, outside of hockey.
And the Centaurs had accepted him just as easily as they had Ilya, even though it took a bit for Shane to truly open up with them. Now, though, they felt like a second family. And Shane would never take that for granted.
They had one flaw, however. Boundaries, for some reason, seemed to be a foreign concept to the entire team.
Shane, who had been exasperatedly reading the texts with Ilya, let out a sigh. “Why is our relationship important enough to bet on? Don’t they have better things to do on the weekend?”
Ilya gave him a look, one that Shane could read easily now. “Like team bonding, for them.” The Russian lifted one of his hands and stroked it gently over Shane’s cheek, moving it back to tuck a stray strand of hair behind his hair. “Is fun, no?”
And well, Shane could admit that reading through their teammates theories of when they got together has been kind of funny. Especially the ones from before they had publicly come out as friends. Luca, though…he had gotten very close to the truth.
“Haasy was the closest.” Ilya's thoughts seemed to echo his own. “Must be because he was always staring at me.”
Shane half-heartedly smacked Ilya’s stomach. “I’m surprised Harris didn’t say it yet.”
Ilya shrugged. “He is good friend. We said FTC was secret for now, he said okay. They’ll know soon.”
Soon was next week, which Shane was trying not to think about too much. The docuseries was important to them, and although he knew the Centaurs would love and support the idea, the years of secrecy and sneaking around still lingered in his brain sometimes.
Their phones buzzed again before Shane could dive into a mini-spiral, and Ilya snorted quietly and started to type. Shane braced himself, and glanced down at the chat.
CENTAURS 💯🥇🏒 (+harris)
Dykstra
rozy lurking in the chat and not saying anything
such an asshole
Barrett
and you are…surprised by this?
Bood
holzy is also prob reading this if roz is
@HOLZY ANSWER US
Chouinard
they’re probably both in bed reading this together and giggling
Bood, Luca, Dykstra, and 3 others emphasized this message
Ilya ❤️
image attached [Ilya and Shane in bed, Ilya’s head tilted onto Shane’s shoulder sideways for the picture, a large grin on his face. Shane has his glasses on, looking at the camera with a deadpan stare.]
correct
LaPointe
holzy how do you live with him
Ilya ❤️
because my dick is too good
Ilya ❤️ unsent one message
Dykstra
LMAOO holzy shut that down so quick
Chouinard
he’s got rozy on a leash
LaPointe, Dykstra, and Hayes emphasized this message
Ilya ❤️ disliked this message
Bood
hi hello can you two stop just reading and actually answer us so we know who won the bet
Barrett
why are you so invested man
Bood
BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW
i need to know for mental peace
Dykstra
💀
Bood
hi guys this is cassie! can someone pls put zane out of his misery before he loses his mind thanks xx
Chouinard
LMAO
Hayes
LMAOO
Ilya ❤️
didn’t know you cared that much about us <3
Bood
ignore that sorry
anyway
what’s the answer 😃
Me
you’re all insane
Luca
that’s what i said
Dykstra
we all know hollanov basically adopted you haasy it’s okay
You and Luca disliked this message
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Ilya ❤️
okay okay
will give you truth
drum roll
Barrett
who tf taught you that
Harris
🙋♂️🫣
Ilya ❤️
summer before rookie season [message sent with confetti]
Bood
HOLY SHIT
Chouinard
what the fuckkk
Hayes
wow
i have no words
LaPointe
it’s been OVER A DECADE?!
Dykstra
no fucking way that fan was actually right
Luca
🫣
Me
congrats luca you were the closest
Bood
losing my shit
this whole time
even during the rivalry
Chouinard
hold up you guys were together since you were EIGHTEEN
Ilya ❤️
no not together
fucking
Me
ILYA
Ilya ❤️
sorry i love you moy pomidor ❤️
Bood
hey not in the gc get a room
Dykstra
they’re already in a room this is like…weird foreplay for them
Ilya ❤️ emphasized this message
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Hayes
okay that’s more than i wanna know about your sex life thank you very much
let’s end this here pls
all the money goes to haasy
Luca liked this message
Barrett
agreed
Luca
thanks guys! here’s a drawing of hollanov from the all star game in 2017 as celebration ☺️
You, Ilya ❤️, Hayes, and 5 others loved this message
Bood
next thing you know we’re gonna find out haasy is the fan that wrote that thread 💀
Chouinard
the way he had that drawing ready to go i believe it
Harris
luca do you have something to tell us
luca
Luca
sorry my sister is calling goodbye
😅
Afterword
End Notes
luca haas being a secret hollanov stan my beloved <3
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