Chapter 1: you'll just have to taste me (when he's kissin' you)
November 6th, 2016 Since Rose announced her relationship with Shane just last night, she felt as if her life has been swept up in a whirlwind. They received so many invitations as a couple in a single day than their individual solo careers. Rose was excited to attend them all, because convincing Shane seemed like it was going to be a challenge. When Rose reached for her phone to call her boyfriend and ask him which events he was willing to consider attending, she found a text message from an unfamiliar number. Unknown Number Its been 24 hours you can stop now Rose’s brows furrowed, when she was about to delete the message a new one came in. Unknown Number Tell tabloids it was a joke very tasteless and unfunny but still a joke Rose Who’s this ?? Stop what ?? Unknown Number Holding him hostage Rose Again What ??????? Unknown Number You can give him back now Should consider while im being nice 🤪🤭�😁💕 “You’re insane,” she said into her empty room before sending her reply. Rose Who are you talking about? Unknown Number The man you stole from me Rose You have the wrong number I didn't steal anyone I don’t know you Unknown Number yet you have him Give me my Shane back Rose Are some sort of stalker? Fuuuck now I need to change my number Thanks for nothing
The last thing she needed was to request from her manager to get her a whole number. That would Maxine freak out and ask her way too many questions Rose wouldn’t be able to answer. Unknown Number I don't know where you got this idea I want nothing to do with you Laundry �🤢 Rose Landry* Unknown Number Is what i said ANYWAY Give him back Rose I’m not doing anything like that Whoever you are he doesn’t want you Unknown Number Shane is nothing without me He needs me Rose He’s a grown man Shane can make his own decisions Unknown Number You’re wrong Shane cannot make simple decisions Needs 7 hours to decide if light blue tie or dark blue tie goes with his black suit This is a good test Which would you pick for him? Rose Light blue ig I like the contrast Unknown Number WRONG!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Correct answer is neither you say “no shane that is ugly” Black tie is classic Rose To each their individual own ig Unknown Number He will look like he works in clown house what’s it called ?? 🎪👈 in striped tent Rose a circus 😒🙄 Unknown Number You will have him looking like a clown! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 l “Is she genuinely insane or?” Rise was already exhausted and didn’t need this. Rose ….. Unknown Number 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Rose Okay thats enough Unknown Number What else you think is good? Red nose? Size 15 shoes? Rose Girl grow up Unknown Number Give him flower that squirts water It’ll be the wettest he’ll ever make you
Rose Again girl grow tf up 🙄 In my defense I have a stylist I don’t dress myself Unknown Number Wow you hire someone to make you look better than my man Left shane to fend for himself in his sexy gym shorts Is my fave look of his 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 You did this on purpose You are sabotaging him Rose Shane doesn’t look like shit Unknown Number I know this You know how i know? Because i helped him dress Rose Suuuuuure Okay Lets say I believe you And Shane needs you so much Whys he with me? Unknown Number Thats easy Because he’s confused and in vulnerable state You must feel so proud Snatching up a man so fragile “Girl, fuck you,” she said as she typed just that. Rose Girl, fuck you Unknown Number So hostile Shane is sensitive to this Don't do this Rose Thanks for the advice 😗 Unknown Number FUCK Do not listen to me I want him to leave you He will I know it Rose gee thanks 😑😑 Unknown Number You’re welcome 😊 Rose Listen its nearly 2am Im tired Leave Shane and I alone Unknown Number No � Rotten dreams boyfriend bandit Rose locked her phone and hoped that was the last of it. But deep down she knew it wasn’t. Maybe she should ask Shane about a possible ex girlfriend. But wasn’t it too early to start prying into his past? Shane was very reserved and Rose practically had to convince him to take her to dinner. Imagine her asking about an ex? Shane would fall into a coma. She’ll ask Miles instead. He always seemed to know how to handle people. November 10th, 2016 It wasn’t until 4 days later when Shane’s “ex” texted again. Unknown Number So you will keep dating my man Homewrecker Leading up to this moment, Rose couldn’t stop thinking about her. What was her deal? What was she so hell bent on having Shane when he never mentioned any ex girlfriend. Rose made several attempts to bring up the topic but to no avail. Miles suggested blocking the number before the ex screenshotted something that made Rose look bad. Which was sound advice. However, Rose really didn’t think that’s what this ex wanted. She wanted Shane but was she really his ex? Rose needed to ask Hayden to confirm she existed before taking this to Shane. Rose Not your man He’s dating me
Unknown Number 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s funny Rose What do you want? Unknown Number Shane Rose You cant have him Unknown Number how about for $50 ? Rose Are you serious? Unknown Number you walk hard bargain $55 Rose it’s DRIVE a hard bargain 55 dollars for an NHL star do you think I’m stupid ?
Unknown Number Stupid no poor yes I’ve seen the x-squad YIKES 😬 thought you could use some money Rose I have money I also have Shane And I cannot believe im saying this He’s NOT for sale
Unknown Number fiiiiiine $57 final offer Rose BYEEEEEE November 11th, 2016 Unknown Number Okay okay you tell me price And i pay that amount Rose MY BOYFRIEND is not for sale
Unknown Number not YOUR boyfriend This isn’t sale this is hostage negotiation Am paying the ransom Rose Get a psych eval Unknown Number After you get nominated for an Oscar Between kidnapped movie 1 kidnapped movie 2 With kidnapped movie 3 coming soon… 😴😴😴 Doesn’t look like that will be happening Rose Go to hell You’re such a bitch Unknown Number Thank you am already there �😔 Rose If you’re done annoying me tell me your name Unknown Number Why?? Want to ask Shane about me? Tell him to come home The kids miss him Rose YOUR NAME NOW
Unknown Number Lily Is the superior flower name because im better than you 😘 November 12th, 2016 The next day, Rose decided that she will, in fact, call Hayden. He’s Shane’s closest friend and would know about this girl. Mainly if she existed as Shane’s girlfriend or not. After three very long rings, he answered. “Hello?” “Hey, Hayden.” Rose said into her phone. “It’s Rose,” “Rose? Like Rose Landry? Are you okay? Is Shane okay?” Hayden started worrying. Shane did say he was a dad. “Yeah, Rose Landry. Yeah, we’re okay… well kind of.” God, what was she doing? This was just embarrassing. “Kind of?” “It’s why I’m calling,” Just out with it, Rose! “This is going to sound very weird. But did Shane have an ex-girlfriend?” “No,” Hayden replied with a light laugh. “He didn’t.” Rose let out a sigh of relief. So the girl was just a crazed stalker which meant Rose needed a new phone number and Shane needed a possible restraining order. “But he did have this fling with a Boston girl named Lily for a while.” Hayden continued. “It wasn’t official or anything. Just casual.” “So, not a girlfriend.” Please say No. Please say no. Hayden confirming her name hurt enough. Everything else can’t be true. “Not to him, but to everyone else who knew about Lily 100% considered her his girl.” Hayden rambled on. “They’d hook up every time we played in Boston.” “Oh..” She felt herself deflate. “Every time?” “Yeah, it became a running joke.” Hayden cleared his throat. “Not that, uh, you have to like, um, worry about her. He’s crazy about you. Totally.” “Right.” Rose wished she never called Hayden. Wished she never spoke to Lily. Rose should’ve blocked her from day one. “I gotta go.” “Alright, bye.” As if her mood couldn’t get worse. Lily messaged her. Psycho Lily Did you and shane talk about me? He was hard wasn’t he? I have that affect on him Rose I spoke to Hayden Psycho Lily EW WHY UGH Rose He basically confirmed your story But idc about this I’m dating shane Not you Leave US alone Psycho Lily Can’t do this Rose I’ll get a new number Psycho Lily I’ll find it Same way i found this one Rose I used to think you were insane Now i KNOW you’re a psychotic bitch Psycho Lily Shane loves my psycho Rose Im warning you Psycho Lily ??? Rose [Shane.asleep.shirtless.IMG] This was this morning He’s happy where he is
Psycho Lily MINE !!!!! I JUST LICKED MY PHONE 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Rose bye Lily
Chapter 2: you seem to be confused he belongs to me (the boy is
mine) Chapter Summary Rose: No boyfriend No friends What do you have? 🤔 Psycho Lily: Fat ass 🍑😜
Chapter Notes
people actually liked this mess?? I’m am beyond disbelief but so grateful you took the time to read chapter one. See the end of the chapter for more notes November 14th, 2016 Psycho Lily Hi Rosie 🤭🤭🤭 Rose what now Lily � And dont call me that Psycho Lily I was thinking Rose About?? Psycho Lily Shane 😩🤤🔥😍🙈💕 Rose Is that all you think about?? Shane? Girl get a job!!!! Psycho Lily I have a job Very sexy job Rose What is it? Psycho Lily I’ll give you hint People pay to see me 🤭🤫 Rose Are you an actress too Does shane have a type? Psycho Lily Not actress But like entertainer Close proximity Fun times Rose ARE YOU A STRIPPER?? Shane dated a stripper?? He wouldn’t look me in the eye when he asked me out How’d he ask you?
Psycho Lily Exotic dancer is the term used is more polite He did no asking I did and was greatly rewarded 🫦💦 Rose Okay 😒 Exotic dancer Sorry And I dont need to know all that Psycho Lily You asked Not me No need to apologize I’ve seen you dance 😷 I offer lessons Fee is Shane Hollander Rose Let him go I can dance Shane has no complaints Psycho Lily 🤣🤣🤣 Never lie to me again Rose Okay thats it for today November 16th, 2016 “Feels like weeks since we last saw each other,” Rose placed the cup of coffee she bought in front of Miles, and sat before him in his hotel room. He was shooting something in Vancouver, and she had a day off between press junkets. “It’s because it has been weeks,” he sipped his coffee. “Not that I’m not happy to see you, but you sounded kinda tense on the phone. Is everything going okay with Shane? Is he getting jealous of your co-star you’ve been spending all your time with? I knew he had an issue with it.” “No,” she shook her head. “He’s not jealous of Marcus. It’s that…” “Rose, what is it?” Miles’ tone was heavy with worry. “Are you falling for Marcus? I love you, but that’s a downgrade.” “No, uh, um,” she covered her face in embarrassment. “I’m still texting Lily.” “Rose!” he gasped. “Why?” “I just can’t stop, okay?” Rose took out her phone. “In between the harassment she tells me things about Shane that he would never tell me. Look at this.” Miles took her phone and his eyes widened, “An exotic dancer? Didn’t know Hollander had it in him to even enter a strip club.” “I know!” Rose groaned. “I wish Shane would open up more, so I could stop relying on his ex.” As if Lily could sense Rose talking about her a text came in Psycho Lily Saw preview to Kidnapped movie 3 in theater I was there for Trolls not you The winds that make you a good actress did not blow through set once “She’s rude as hell,” Miles gawked. “Fuck her.” “Ten days straight of this you get used to it,” Rose shrugged. Rose No boyfriend No friends What do you have? 🤔 Psycho Lily Fat ass 🍑😜 Wanna see? Shane loved grabbing it miss his hands 😩� “Is it bad I wanna see?” Miles asked genuinely. “We’re not saying yes,” Rose huffed. The last thing she needs is to see a gorgeous woman’s body and feel self-conscious. Rose Interesting… He doesn’t seem to miss you No rush to leave me either Psycho Lily I don’t know you paid to hypnotize him Just know my revenge spell is coming and my Shane will wake up “Girl, get a protection spell. I think she’s being serious.” Miles turned to face her. “Quick.” “She’ll all talk,” Rose dismissed. “I think.” Rose bitch Psycho Lily the baddest � Rose Do you always have something to say? Is this what you do in your free time Think of quips Psycho Lily It’s all natural Like my big tits Want to see? 🙈💕 Rose NO!!!!!!!!!! November 23rd, 2016 Rose’s life continued, she and Shane became more public. Which resulted in more messages from Lily, but sadly that woman has become a fixture in her life. Secretly, Rose has begun to sympathize with her thinking maybe she just needed a friend. But then Rose made the decision to represent Shane by wearing his jersey to one of his games. Lily didn’t seem to agree if her text was anything to go by. Psycho Lily So You think you are so cute wearing HIS jersey to his game Must think its funny my pain and suffering HA HAAA HA There’s the laugh your so desperate for DON’T REPEAT THIS AGAIN official warning 👹 “Here we go,” Rose said into her darkened room. Rose Wearing your athlete boyfriend’s jersey is something GIRLFRIENDS do 🥰 Psycho Lily Feeling brave, yes? It wont last long [screenshot of etsy dm, CassidytheWiccan: Spell is complete queen <3] 🤭🤭🤭 Rose Lily What are you sending my way?? LILY??? WHAT SPELL IS THIS??? Psycho Lily Its surpriiiiiise Small hint? avoid moving cars 🧍 ♀ 🚗💨 Rose UNDO IT NOW LILY REVERSE THIS NOW IM ALWAYS IN CARS PLEASEEEE LILY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Psycho Lily Okay.. ONLY if you #FreeShane Rose Fuck you Psycho Lily No thank you I want to fuck shane miss his cock in my mouth 🥺💔 Rose Shane likes oral ?!??? Since when?? Psycho Lily Always…?? Are we talking about the same Shane? Rose He doesn’t let me I just figured he didn’t like it Psycho Lily knew you couldn’t satisfy my man why is he still with you? Rose I’m meeting him later might act on my new knowledge 😋 Psycho Lily WAIT NO November 24th, 2016 Psycho Lily WHAT IS SHANE DOING IN AMERICA? ROSE BRING HIM BACK HE WONT SURVIVE HE DOESN’T LIKE GUNS Rose Calm down Psycho Lily OR SUGAR OR NO HEALTHCARE OR MEAN PEOPLE (only me) OR TRUMP IN OFFICE Rose Girl breathe Psycho Lily HE'S TOO SENSITIVE GIVE ME THE ADDRESS ILL PICK HIM UP Rose He’s here for thanksgiving with my family relax he’s not going to pick up a gun over a 4 day weekend Psycho Lily 4 DAYS ??? 96 HOURS ????? 5760 MINUTES ????? 345600 SECONDS ????? I feel sick �🤢🤮 Rose 💋 November 28th, 2016 Psycho Lily ▶ --------------------------------- 12:54 Open so you can hear the spell I have candles and chicken blood All ready for you
Rose WTF??? NO NOT PLAYING SHIT
Psycho Lily Open my voice memo Blood is getting everywhere
Rose WHAT??? There something seriously the matter with you GET FUCKING HELP
Psycho Lily Press play I paid good money for cassidy to record herself saying it My money wont be wasted
Rose GIRL FUCK YOUR MONEY NO!!!!!
INCOMING CALL: Psycho Lily
“No, no, no,” Rose tapped the red button.
Rose Don’t call me !!!!!!!!!
INCOMING CALL: Psycho Lily
Rose hung up again, “Psychoatic bitch,”
INCOMING CALL: Psycho Lily INCOMING CALL: Psycho Lily
Rose turned off the receiving calls feature on her phone. That should keep her safe for now. Maybe it was time to finally talk to Shane about this woman. Rose doesn’t know if she could take another day of this.
Psycho Lily PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP
Rose NO NO NO NO
Psycho Lily Okay fine Give me your address Unrealated reasons ☺ 💓🌸
A knock at her door caused Rose to jump, “No way. If she sent a dead chicken to my house she’s getting arrested.” Rose slowly stalked over to the door and looked through the peephole. It was Shane. She let out a sigh of relief and opened the door with a soft smile. “Hey,” she says kissed him on the cheek. “A sweet surprise.” “Hi,” he blushed. “Sorry, I tried to call but it didn’t go through. Then I got worried. So I figured I should come check to make sure you’re safe. Here you are, uh, safe.” She couldn’t make sense of someone as sweet as Shane being with a force of nature like Lily. Rose made show of turning the calls feature back on. “Was avoiding a certain call. Needed the peace and quiet.” She stepped aside. “Please come in.” She led him to the living room, and placed her phone on the coffee table. “Were you busy?” Shane looked uncomfortable. “I can leave. It’s okay.” “No, stay. Let’s order some food.” She offered reassuring smile. “I’ll grab you a bottle of water.” Rose pushed all thoughts of Lily away. Her boyfriend was over and Rose wanted to be present for him. As she made her way back from the kitchen, Shane called out. “Rose?” “Yeah?” “Who’s Psycho Lily?” “Fuck.”
Chapter End Notes
DUN DUN DUNNN Thanks for reading <3
Chapter 3: she's sweet (but a psycho)
Chapter Summary Psycho Lily: Is Shane over? Is that why you’re not answering? Suck his nipple say it’s from me 😋💕 Your technique is probably bad But it's the thought that counts
Chapter Notes
I really wanted to post this yesterday but I wasn't satified, so I took one more day. I really like what I have and I hope you do too. Enjoy! See the end of the chapter for more notes November 28th, 2016 (Continued) Shane sat in silence as Rose walked into her kitchen to grab him a bottle of water, as she disappeared around the corner her phone lit up receiving a rush of notifications. He didn’t mean to look, but the notifications wouldn’t stop and damn it he just wanted to mute her phone. He picked up the phone then nearly dropped it, all the messages were from a ‘Psycho Lily.’ Reading the name Lily sent a chill down his spine… It couldn’t be, right? There were many women named Lily. This was all just a coincidence. But, was it? “Rose?” He called out distractedly, reading parts of the messages from the previews “Yeah?” came the reply immediately. “Who’s Psycho Lily?” The more glimpses of these messages the more anxious he became because Psycho Lily texts the same way as Ilya, uses the same emojis as Ilya, and quite frankly spammed the same way as Ilya. “Fuck.” Shane heard Rose curse, and then she was making her way over to him. “I can explain?” “You can start with telling me who Lily is,” Shane already knew but needed to hear her say it. “She’s, uh, your ex.” She breathed out before continuing. “I’m really sorry, Shane. I know I never should’ve replied to her when she texted me almost a month ago, but I couldn’t stop. You’re so closed off and Lily shares so much about you…. That I felt that if I cut her off, I would lose you too.” Shane could feel his heart begin racing, the sound like pounding drums in his head. “A month? You’ve been talking to Lily for a month?” “Yes-” “When exactly?” Shane choked out. “When did this start?” “November 6th.” “I need to sit down,” Shane clutched his head like it would stop his migraine from spreading. "... what the hell, Rose?" November 6th was the day after he and Rose made things public. Ilya couldn’t wait a week before creeping his way back into Shane’s life. It’s not like Shane wanted him to anyway. Shane was the one who left. He made that choice and Ilya is choosing not to respect that. A weird sensation swept through Shane; a mixture of flattery and anxiety. What did he tell her? What did Rose tell him? “I overstepped,” Rose acknowledged, sinking beside Shane on the sofa. “You can read the messages. There’s nothing to hide.” Shane looked at the phone just as texts came in.
Psycho Lily Is Shane over? Is that why you’re not answering? Suck his nipple say it’s from me 😋💕 Your technique is probably bad But it's the thought that counts “What the fuck?” Shane could feel his face redden. “That’s pretty much how she speaks all the time,” Rose sighed like this interaction was normal. Like this whole situation was something every couple goes through. Was it though? Shane has exactly two relationships in his life and he just found out they've been texting each other. When he sees Ilya next, Shane is going to slam him against the boards. Knowing Ilya, he might like that. “All the time?” he groaned. “See for yourself,” Rose pressed the phone into the palm of his hand. “She’s really possessive.” “Yeah…” Shane. It was one of Ilya's qualities that made Shane go slightly insane. “Is that why you left her? She moved too fast?” “I.. something like that…” his voice trailed off, not wanting to have this conversation now or ever. “She needs closure, Shane… Help her move on.” Rose, who was entirely too kind, spoke softly. As if to prove Rose's point, ‘Lily’ sent another text.
Psycho Lily Is he moaning? Record it for me mama is horny Shane didn't know what to do with himself. He wanted to to claw his eyes out, he wanted the earth to open and swallow him up, he wanted this to never have happed… worst of all he wanted to call Ilya. This hasn’t been the longest that they haven’t spoken to each other by far, but it was the most difficult. Shane liked Rose. She was sweet, kind, patient, and didn’t deserve Ilya’s attention or Shane’s lack thereof. “Read the messages, Shane,” Rose urged. “I’ll order us food.” Shane didn’t want to, but he knew if he didn't he'd create scenarios in his mind and drive himself insane. He scrolled all the way to the top and hated that it was such a long way up.
November 7th, 2016 Psycho Lily you will never make him hard enjoy mediocre sex “Jesus Christ!” he felt his face burn. Shane was scared to check how often was his cock a topic of conversation between the two. Rose Jealousy is a disease You’re terminal
Psycho Lily That is funny I will use that Ilya did use that on the ice and it went viral on Twitter. Now Shane has his answer of where he learned it from.
November 10th, 2016 Psycho Lily took psychic quiz on buzzfeed said you will in 10 days
Rose thanks for the heads up 😒 Shane needed to know what was Ilya's actual problem? Did he hate Shane to the point where he wasn't even allowed to move on?
November 13th, 2016
Psycho Lily Still licking my phone Send another this time of his cock print in his gray sweats Shane was starting to feel as if he should take a shot every time his dick was mentioned or even alluded to. He’d be in an alcohol induced coma before reaching the end.
Rose Sure!
Psycho Lily Really?????
Rose no Go fuck yourself
Psycho Lily I am trying! What do you think the pic is for? 🤪💦🍆 “I should just fucking kill myself,” Shane groaned ignoring the affect of Ilya’s desire for him is having on him. Shane can’t allow himself to let their song and dance continue. It’s too dangerous.
November 15th, 2016 Rose so i was thinking…
Psycho Lily ROSE YOU MESSAGE ME FIRST? You are finally admitting defeat OR BETTER! Shane left you ���� I winnnnn you loseeeeeeee
Rose we’re still together
Psycho Lily oh goodbye then i am busy working You know nothing of this ‘actress’
Rose I’m going to ignore the insults Bc i have a question relating to your job
Psycho Lily my job?
Rose Exotic dancing
Psycho Lily Oh! yes What of it? want to quit acting And go on the pole? Is not for you sweetie
Rose It could be! I’m a fast learner
Psycho Lily You can have all the technique which i doubt You do not have the body for it skin and bones
Rose You’re body shaming me?
Psycho Lily yes Don’t forget we are enemies
Rose I was offered a role As a dancer
Psycho Lily My culture is not your costume “For fuck’s sake,” Ilya was going around and telling Rose he was a stripper. Shane’s eyes widened, Rose thinks he dated a stripper. Not that Shane looked down on dancers,but there was no reality in which he could have pulled that off. Questioning his sexuality or not.
November 25th, 2016 Psycho Lily I could take plane to Michigan Boston not too far save shane from being held at gun point Shane remembers the Thanksgiving trip to Michigan. It was a series of firsts for him; first time celebrating Thanksgiving, first time in Michigan, first time meeting a girlfriend’s family, first time having a girlfriend. Throughout the visit, Shane felt like a fraud and an intruder. He also found himself ling for Ilya… imagining what it would be like if Ilya ever spent a holiday with the Hollanders.
Rose Who said anything about shane being HELD AT GUN POINT
Psycho Lily I am aware of your american customs freaks of michigan
Rose Aren’t you american? You’re from Boston
Psycho Lily ew fuck no Not american I am in boston not from boston
Rose where are you from
Psycho Lily Russia 💫
Rose Honestly That makes so much sense
Psycho Lily # guilty Russians are so sexy
“Food arrived,” Rose walked over with Shane’s go-to salad order and a plate of cheese fries for herself. “There’s also pizza and wings, but I don’t know if you’ll eat that.” He accepted the salad, “Thanks.” Shane couldn’t bring himself to look at Rose. Too many emotions simmering beneath the surface; currently embarrassment was taking the lead. What was the plan? Pretend this never happened so Shane can carry on with his life Ilya-less? Ask Rose to block ‘Lily’? Shane couldn’t bring himself to block Ilya’s number, he just deleted it. Fuck this and fuck Ilya for always finding his way back into his life. “...I know it’s a bit awkward, but I think it could be good for her.” Rose’s voice pulled him away from his thoughts. “Are you listening?” “Yeah,” he lied, trying to play off the fact he had no idea what she just said. “I think you’re right.” “Good.” She took her phone from him and tapped on her screen. Within seconds his own phone started vibrating uncontrollably. Shit. Fuck Damn this all to hell. What did Rose just do? Rose added Shane to the conversation
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx SHANE ?? SHANE !!!!! Come homeeeee!!!!! Please please PPEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSE 😭�😭�😭�😭�😭�😭� With shaky hands, Shane saved his number. Rose Landry He’s not going anywhere 😤
Lily Why add him? I thought you were finally surrendering him
“Surrendering me?” Shane was confused. “It’s a whole thing,” Rose sighed, annoyance coming off her in waves.
Rose Landry For the 6389273th time im not holding him hostage
Lily I see… You finally want to sell him back to me I respect the hustle
Rose Landry Not for sale
Lily Reviews from your movie arent good I know you need money Dont be shy I have plenty
Shane I need you to stop
Lily You heard my man rosie Stop Leave Let us sext without your company
Shane You Not rose THERE WILL BE NO SEXTING
Lily Shane ��
Shane Lily
Lily 👅🍑💦
Shane Lily stop
Lily Pull it out shane Hnnng It hurrrtssss 😩
Shane Lily no!
Lily Shane yes!
Rose Landry Rose maybe!
Shane …… what?
Rose Landry Sorry 😭 It was funnier in my head
Lily You’re still here? we dont need you anymore
Rose Landry This is my chat?? I'm the admin?? And shane’s my boyfriend????
Shane Lily be nice
Lily Fiiiine okay
Lily changed the chat name: Shane’s Sister Wives
Shane What did I just say?
Lily This is me being nice I am extending the banana branch
Rose Landry It’s olive branch Not banana branch
Shane Banana trees don't even have branches
Lily Sorry im not an archeologist
Rose burst out laughing, “I hate that she’s funny.” "Yeah, so funny" Shane deadpanned.
Shane Please just stop
Lily Anything for you 💋
November 30th, 2016 Lily Shane Shane Shane Shane
Shane its 1am what do you want?
Lily im pregnant leave rose come help me through this
Shane you don't have a fucking uterus
Rose Landry ?????????
Lily Typical man using my trauma against me 😢💔
Shane don't start
Rose Landry Lily I'm so sorry that's fucked up Shane I know she's your ex but have compassion
Lily thank you Rose fuck you shane and not in the sexy way "What the fuck is my life?" Shane asked into his empty room for what felt like the 7 millionth time in two days.
Chapter End Notes
Shane and Rose dated for two months, and we're one month down... I will be continuing this fic through December 2016 and some of January 2017 (Maybe a time jump to 2026 where Rose ~finds out~) Thank you for reading!
Chapter 4: 365, party girl (bumpin' that)
Chapter Summary Rose Landry: I have a list of potential boyfriends That shane can hook you up with Lily: Im listening Rose Landry: All hockey players Unless you want an actor In which I can help Lily The more the better all at once 💋🥵😏😋💦🥴 I can take them
Chapter Notes
Another Saturday update 😅 I shouldn't give myself a time frame anymore atp Anyway... Chapter 4!! Enjoy!!! See the end of the chapter for more notes December 1st, 2016 Shane’s Sister Wives Rose Landry After that insensitive comment from shane yesterday I think we should focus more on the positives of this gc Lily I think shane needs the cold elbow Shane shoulder It’s cold SHOULDER Rose Landry If she says cold elbow Its cold elbow shane You’re still in gc jail so shhhhh Lily Rose I’m starting to like you lets remove shane Then remove all our clothes Kissy kissy � Shane and Lily Shane ENOUGH What do you want? Lily maybe i want to kiss Rose Landry See what's all the excitement about Shane Ilya Lily Jane Shane stop Lily no Shane’s Sister Wives Rose Landry As I was saying I think this gc should be a support system for you two For Lily to move on and Shane will help you How does that sound? Shane Bad Lily Boring 🥱 December 2nd, 2016 Shane’s Sister Wives Rose Landry I have a list of potential boyfriends That shane can hook you up with Shane let out a sigh upon receiving the text from the cursed group chat he’s still in with Rose and Ilya. He attempted leaving multiple times only to be dragged right back in. Shane knew Rose was coming from a good place wanting to help ‘Lily’ move on and find someone new. But that didn't mean Shane wasn’t allowed to feel annoyed at the idea of helping set Ilya up with someone else. Ilya didn’t even need the help. He’s the last person who would need a guiding hand. Shane just didn’t understand the angle Ilya was playing at. Lily Im listening Rose Landry All hockey players Unless you want an actor In which I can help Lily The more the better all at once 💋🥵😏😋💦🥴 I can take them Rose Landry Girl lmaooooo Shane anyway Who’s on this list? Lily So desperate to see me with another man? Is this new kink we should explore? I will film sex tape and drop in chat Just for you Shane No kink Not desperate Rose Landry !!!THE LIST!!! Curated with Miles’ help Eric Bennett- Separated from his wife, late 30s, very hot, rich Scott Hunter- Tall, hot, VERY rich, single (never publicly in a relationship) J.J. Boiziau- French Canadian, very funny, very pretty Shane look away for this one Ilya Rozanov- Russian just like you, party guy, prettiest blue eyes lastly Cliff Marlow- Tall, Charming, VERY BIG ARMS, dimples, head full of hair, cute boston accent, broad shoulders
Shane and Lily Lily Rose thinks I should hook up with Rozanov says he has prettiest blue eyes Do you agree? Shane Shut up Shane’s Sister Wives Shane … Why’re cliff attributes the longest? Lily Rosie Do you like Marlow? Rose Landry WHAt?! Thats crazy i like shane he’s my boyfriend Lily our boyfriend for now you � like 🤩 Marlow 🏒 Rose Landry I DONT He was my favorite player Before dating Shane That’s all Shane You can have a favorite a player that isn’t me It’s not personal ☺ Rose Landry Aww Shane ❤ Shane Rose ❤ Lily My 🔪 + your ❤ = 💔 🩸 ☠ Shane Broke heart 💔 + care 😚 = healed heart ❤ � Rose Landry 🥰🥰🥰 Lily � December 5th, 2016 The group chat was pretty dead for about three days after their last exchanges, and Shane was starting to let himself believe that the worst of it was all over. Ilya probably moved onto something new or rather someone new. Shane ignored how much that thought agitated him. He moved on, why couldn’t Ilya? But of course the universe had something against Shane and that peace was limited to 72 hours. Shane was in the locker room post game, and made the mistake of opening his phone there and not in the comfort of a private place. Messages upon messages came flooding in. Shane’s Sister Wives Lily What if i said i want to eat his ass? On the ice Would the refs let me? Rose Landry My boyfriend maybe I should be Lily ROSE! What if Marlow saw! video will go viral on internet he’d be jealous Rose Landry okay???? Im not in a relationship with marlow?? Im dating shane Lily silly girl I am dating shane And you are with Marlow you said this Rose Landry I SAID NO SUCH THING!!! Lily stop yelling You’re distracting me from shane’s ass So perfectly round Perfect biting shape Rose Landry so firm too Need his routine Lily Turn off your tv Do not look at him Or his ass Or think about his ass Or face or dick HE’S MIIIIIINE and no amount of routine is going to help you sweetie 😪 Rose Landry what is your problem?? Shane and Rose Landry Rose Landry Set Lily up with someone QUICK this gc with her was a bad idea Why didn’t you stop me? I thought handling her with some help would be easier but I think you being present just made things worse Maybe you should leave Think on it or i should I’ll let you know my decision call me later Shane and Lily Lily Tell her you are mine Shane she cannot speak about you like this Rose Landry needs to be taken out Of this chat Not killed unless… my cousin is in Bratva haha i am joking Shane I know you are on ice But that does not mean you should ignore me SHANE SHANE SHANE call me later Shane’s Sister Wives Lily Do not ask me stupid questions I know that is difficult please resist the urge Rose Landry bitch Fuck you Lily no thank you You can watch me fuck shane Rose Landry I hate you Lily nooooo Don’t hate me 😢😢😢😢😢😢 You can choose the strap “I don’t think I’ve seen your phone this blown up in all the years I’ve known you,” Hayden peeked over before Shane had the chance to hide the screen. “Shane’s Sister Wives? Dude, what the fuck? Is that Lily and Rose Landry? You have two wives? You’re married? TWICE?” “Shut up,” Shane hissed. “Lower your voice.” “You had two weddings, and I wasn’t invited once?” Hayden pouted. “When Jackie hears about this-” “She won’t.” He locked his screen. “I’m not married. I don’t have two wives. I don’t have one wife.” “But the chat..” “Rose thought it would be a good idea to help Lily ‘move one’... It doesn’t make sense to me.” Shane pulled on his hoodie. He’ll shower when he gets home. “Oh, that would explain why Rose called me a few weeks ago asking about her. I don’t know why Rose would be worried about some girl in Boston… She’s Rose Fucking Landry.” “Don’t sound too excited. Lily’s great, too.” Shane grumbled. “What did you say to Rose?” “Sorry, I didn’t compliment your ex,” Hayden side eyed him. “You’re weird, Hollander.” “Don’t change the subject.” “Well… I think we should have this conversation in the car.” That night Shane went to sleep with his phone turned off. Ilya reaching out to Rose, Rose talking to Hayden about it, no doubt Jackie knows, which she most likely took to her WAGs… Whatever it is Rose wants to achieve with ‘Lily’ she’ll have to do it without Shane’s involvement. December 6th, 2016 Shane’s Sister Wives Shane We need to talk Lily I DO!!!! Rose He’s talking to me Lily no Me this is our proposal shhhhh Rose Shane are you proposing to Lily? In front of me? Shane No Lily you don’t have to be scared of her anymore baby Lily is here to protect you Rose Lily should stop talking about herself in the 3rd person Shane Like I was trying to say This can’t keep going Lily rose You were right He is talking to you Rose You replied first so he probably means you Lily Oh its a crime that I am faster than you? That I value shane and what he has to say Shane STOP JUST STOP Both of you This group chat us 3 Its too much Too loud I want nothing to do with it Lily Hollander Rose Shane Im sorry We’re sorry Right Lily? Lily Yes We are I will use Rose’s list Find new man Rose You’ll use my list??? Lily Yes I will go down the list and fuck them but not scott hunter he is expired from old age and report back Shane last chance December 9th, 2016 Shane’s Sister Wives Lily [photo of Marlow flexing with a manicured hand squeezing his arm] [photo of Marlow’s abs being showcased by the same hand] [photo of Marlow’s shirtless back in a club] [photo of Marlow’s nipple piercings] Look who I found at the club last night!! Shane and Lily Shane Who’s hand is that? Svetlana? Ilya, who were you with last night? Lily Didn’t you see the photos I was with cliff 😋 Shane who's hand???? Lily you're very sexy when you're possessive 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Shane’s Sister Wives Rose Cliff Marlow?!!?!! I mean congrats girl Have your fun!!! Lily Oh I did rode him all night long his ‘very big arms’ held me up for hours Shane Does that mean we’re all done here? We can leave this chat in the past? Lily No. I just started Eric Bennett- Separated from his wife, late 30s, very hot, rich Scott Hunter- Tall, hot, VERY rich, single (never publicly in a relationship) He’s gay J.J. Boiziau- French Canadian, very funny, very pretty Ilya Rozanov- Russian just like you, party guy, prettiest blue eyes Cliff Marlow- Tall, Charming, VERY BIG ARMS, dimples, head full of hair, cute boston accent, broad shoulders done 🤭 We’re done when I say we are done understood? Rose yes Shane yes Shane and Rose Rose What have we done??? Shane WE??????
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Next post will be in Ilya's POV See ya'll then <3
Chapter 5: stay in my arms if you dare (or must I imagine you
there?) Chapter Summary "I’m busy, Sveta,” Ilya said in lieu of a greeting placing his cigarette between his lips. “Are you in my robe?” She squinted at him. “Are you naked underneath? Ilya looked down at his very exposed chest, and spoke around the cigarette. “Yes, Sveta. Your robe is on my very naked body. Want pictures?”
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Happy Saturday!! ☺ 💫💕 In my mind Ilya's phone is programed in russian, so his contacts are also saved in russian Илья - Ilya Веснушки (freckles) - Shane Плохая актриса (bad actress) - Rose Света - Sveta Enjoy! See the end of the chapter for more notes December 12th, 2016 Ilya was kicked up in his Boston condo in nothing but a silk robe, his phone in his right hand scrolling on social media, and his third cigarette of the evening in the other. His teammates invited him out but Ilya wanted to stay in and listen to his Secret Shane Playlist on loop. He was allowed to have that. Lately, he hasn’t been in the mood to see anyone. Besides, has plans to relieve himself from all this pent up sexual frustration he’s been having. Ilya tried women the first week, but none of them could satisfy him. After that, he stopped seeking them out. Could only rely on his hand and memories of Shane beneath him.The instrumentals to Whitney’s ‘I Have Nothing’ started up and Ilya took a deep drag of his cigarette and dramatically blew the smoke out. 🎶 Share my life, take me for what I am 'Cause I'll never change all my colors for you Take my love, I'll never ask for too much 🎶 “Just all that you are and everything that you doooooooo.” he sings along with her. Ilya liked Whitney Houston. She had a song for everything that he felt which was useful. English was still a very stupid language and translating his every thought was too tiring. Having Whitney Houston feel for him lightened the burden. Did she have a Shane in her life? She must, because how else could she have so many songs that reminded Ilya of him. Ilya was grateful for her. Maybe he should invite her to a game as a thank you. His phone rings, interrupting the music, and Ilya would’ve immediately rejected the facetime call if it wasn’t Svetlana. “I’m busy, Sveta,” Ilya said in lieu of a greeting placing his cigarette between his lips. “Are you in my robe?” She squinted at him. “Are you naked underneath? Ilya looked down at his very exposed chest, and spoke around the cigarette. “Yes, Sveta. Your robe is on my very naked body. Want pictures?” “Why don’t you just send those pictures to your group chat with Shane Hollander and Rose fucking Landry? Are you finally going to explain what I saw four days ago?” “You were never meant to see that,” He groaned. “Pretend you saw nothing. Goodbye.” “After you made me go out with your team to take photos of Cliff while you were bedrotting and sent very those photos to make Shane Hollander jealous? No. Start talking. From the beginning. I’ll help you: Shane is Jane, continue the rest.” “How-” “I’m not stupid, Ilyusha. Continue.” She interjected. “Not over call. Come over.” He sighed, taking another drag and blowing the smoke onto his phone screen. “Be there in 20 minutes.” She hung up and Whitney Houston’s voice picked up where it was rudely cut off. 🎶 I don't really need to look very much further I don't wanna have to go where you don't follow I won't hold it back again, this passion inside Can't run from myself, there's nowhere to hide 🎶 “Вы меня понимаете, мисс Хьюстон…” Ilya said wistfully as the singer dove into her chorus. December 13th, 2016 Илья and Плохая актриса Плохая актриса so lily Tell me How's the boyfriend hunting going? All good? successful I hope Илья On pause Am busy With my job That i have and best at
Плохая актриса On pause???? Nooo You have to find love like now As soon as possible Why waste time??? Илья I had a man RoseYou stole him Remember his name is Shane? Or you forgot? Wouldn’t be surprise bc its been said you forget lines in movies Sad really Плохая актриса Who said that??!?!? Илья Me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I share information about you on social media on reddit they like me there On twitter they hate me Their loss Im so funny and sexy and hot and talented And honest Плохая актриса You lie about me online..? How’s that honest??? Илья Yes I call you boyfriend stealer That is what happened You should follow me Link: [lily @mrshollander24 on Twitter.com] Плохая актриса I’m not following you 😤 Илья You’re missing out � Ilya loved his Twitter account. He loved upsetting Rose’s fans… how she had so many was a mystery he didn’t care enough to solve. But that meant more people to annoy online which a pastime was starting to enjoy more than hockey. He opened the app and checked the replies on his most recent tweet lily @mrshollander24 Every day I wake up and #she is still with my man God strike down that homewrecker and make her bald � monica @moniiiiica_landry replied to @mrshollander24: stay madddddd Shandry is real shelby #24 @shells4hollander replied to @mrshollander24: everyday you’re here spreading hate don’t you get bored??? rose we’ll get you that oscar @RoseLandryUpdates: all this hate yet cant call her untalented tho Ilya scoffed, he knew how to reply to that last one lily @mrshollander24 replied to @RoseLandryUpdates: yes bc being unconscious for most of her movies requires sooooooooo much talent. Skip ceremony give her the oscar now 🥱 😴 His phone vibrated; a text from Rose Плохая актриса I regret ever wanting to help you Илья I will give you advice You should find new job maybe as pet dog Would you remember to woof woof? Or would you arf arf? Bark bark? I like ruff ruff most 🐶🐾 Плохая актриса What tf are you on? Илья my bed Focus Which would you choose as dog? Плохая актриса Bark bark ig Илья basic bitch answer 🥱😪
Плохая актриса girl im really starting to hate you Илья I have been treating you bad since first text You are only now starting to start hate me What took you so long? Плохая актриса Im not answering that Илья I think I know Плохая актриса You don’t know anything! Илья You are in love with Плохая актриса I AM NOT IN LOVE CLIFF MARLOW Илья Me 🫦 …… Um 👀 Why are you thinking of cliff marlow ?? Rose? ROSIE COME BACK ROOOOSSEEEEE Shane’s Sister Wives Илья Shane Shane Shane I know something Плохая актриса DONT LISTEN TO HER SHE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING Илья YES I DO Плохая актриса SHUT UP NO YOU DONT Илья NEVER!!! SHAAAAAAAANE Плохая актриса NO SHANE DON’T LISTEN Илья SHANEEEE Веснушки Rose said I’m not allowed to believe a word you say Илья Where is the loyalty?
Веснушки I’m loyal to my girlfriend..? Илья Years of sucking your dick and THIS IS HOW IM TREATED??? Веснушки Please You begged to suck this dick
Илья And I’ll keep begging 👅💦🍆 Веснушки No. Илья You can’t keep running from me You’ll get tired eventually baby Веснушки I can try Плохая актриса WAIT YEARS?? How many years are we talking?? Илья Longer than your parents marriage Lmao # child of divorce Плохая актриса I hope you fall off that pole and break your neck Веснушки Let’s be civil Илья She wants me to break my neck I did nothing wrong!! Плохая актриса You called me a child of divorce Илья BECAUSE YOU ARE wait That means your dad is single 👀🤭🫦 Плохая актриса You can’t have my dad Илья I get what I want and I want your daddy Плохая актриса My dad won’t fuck you Илья Is okay I’ll fuck him I have many straps He can choose the one he wants inside him Плохая актриса SHANE DO SOMETHING Веснушки LIKE WHAT? Плохая актриса Are you yelling at me?? Веснушки You were yelling at me!! Илья Found him Link: [Robert Landry on Facebook.com] He looks hung 🥵🤤 Плохая актриса GROSS 🤢 STOP 🛑 Веснушки Lily thats enough Илья for today
December 15th, 2016 Илья and Веснушки Илья Hollander Hollander Hollanderrrrrrrrr SHAAAAAANE Веснушки We’re in the same timezone There is no need to text me at 3AM what is it now? Илья yes We’re in same timezone 👀 same city 👀 You know what that means � emoji is us kissing Веснушки We’re not kissing ilya Or touching Or whatever you think is going to happen Илья But I’m touching myself Now Thinking of you 😩 Веснушки Ilya Im with Rose Илья Yeah? Веснушки Yeah Ilya snapped a picture of his hand wrapped around his half-hard dick and sent it feeling excitement he hasn’t felt in nearly two months. Илья for you baby [ 🍆 pic] 😏 Веснушки ROZANOV WHAT THE FUCK?? Илья He misses your mouth And your tight ass And the pretty sounds you make for me And only me Веснушки we can’t We can. We can. Just like before. Is what Ilya wanted to respond with, but he knew that would push Shane even further. Ilya would play it cool. He would get him back no matter how long it took.
Илья Is just picture Send me one to me I know you want to
Веснушки My girlfriend is asleep BESIDE ME You can’t be serious Илья Very serious So get up go to the bathroom
Ilya expected Shane to ignore him for the rest of the night, so when a notification from him lit up on his phone 15 minutes later Ilya opened it immediately. Веснушки [ 🍆 pic] fuck you Илья mm yes fuck me But you like it best when I fuck you
Веснушки I can’t believe I just did that Delete it Илья Why delete? she’s very pretty Веснушки why’s your dick a boy and mine a girl? Ilya let out a small chuckle, of course that is what he’s caught up on. He missed talking to Shane. Илья apologies both our cocks are girls lesbians for each other better? Веснушки yeah actually Ilya suddenly wanted more. Texting Shane wasn’t enough. He needed to hear his voice. Ilya decided it’s best he’d try now while Shane was still willing to text him. He dialed his number and he immediately picked up. “Are you actually insane? Calling me at nearly 4am! Rose is asleep.” Shane was angry. He sounded very cute when angry. “Enough about Rose, Shane.” Ilya settled in his bed, his hand reaching for his cock again. “Why are you calling me?” “Why did you pick up?” Ilya countered. “To stop the ringing.” Shane huffed. “No other reason.” “You could have rejected the call,” Ilya smirked, stroking himself. “Say it, you miss me.” “I-I don’t.” The other man stammered. “Very convincing, Hollander,” He picked up the pace, his breath hitching. “I’m being serious. I don’t.” “I believe you, baby,” he practically panted. “Are you good?” “So. Good.” Ilya was close… so close. “Are you… Are you jerking off? Shane hissed into the phone. “Rozanov-“ “Keep talking,” he pleaded. “Talking? You want me to talk you through your climax? I’m not doing that.” Ilya sped up, Shane could hang up any moment. “We can’t hook up anymore. Get that through your head, Ilya.” Ilya. His name on Shane’s lips again pushed him over the edge and he came all over his stomach and hand. His chest was heaving, tired yet satisfied. “Thank you, Hollander. That was needed.” “Oh, fuck you.” “You keep saying that… want to try it?” “What, uh, no. Bye.” And he immediately hung up. “Bye, Shane.” Ilya smiled at his phone for a while before getting up for a shower. December 16th, 2016 Илья and Света Илья good morning beautiful sveta my closeted most precious friend 💕💓😊💫 ♥ 😩 ☺ Света What did you do now? Илья I will say IF YOU don’t yell at me Света stop wasting my time tell me
Илья last night I jerked off to The sound of Shane’s voice Света I should’ve expected something like this It’s my fault really for thinking you HAD COMMON SENSE Илья don’t yell at me I didn't tell you that we traded dick pics Света WDYM TRADED IN DICK PICS???? you deserve being yelled at get your shit together you’re playing against him IN TWO DAYS Илья I know I need you after JJ is on the list Света fuck this list and everyone on it no more Илья I’m on the list ☹😔💔 …wait I’m on the list!!! Света Ilya no Илья Bye sweetest friend I nudes I have to prep for Света ilya Ilya ILYA DONT SEND NUDES IN A GROUP CHAT OR AT ALL ILYA Ilya threw himself on his couch, already tapping on his Spotify app. Directly to his Secret Shane Playlist and hit shuffle then play. The very familiar soft chords to Whitney Houston’s ‘You’re Still My Man’ began and Ilya closed his eyes and let the music wash over him. 🎶 On the day that you left me You said you had no regrets There's a bond between us That hasn't been broken yet And the feelings between us Will never disappear How can you be far away When your spirit's here 🎶
Chapter End Notes
Ilya is QUITE too down bad 1. Ilya's playlist is 90% whitney houston and 10% top hits of '16 2. Yup, Ilya believes whitney houston is still alive (Rest in Peace, Ms. Houston) Good and bad news Good: Ilya gets another chapter Bad: Ths fic will most likely end in 3-4 chapters Thank you for reading also pray for me my recently used emojis are very incriminating 💀
Chapter 6: I need more (than a text message)
Chapter Summary Ilya: you think I’m too sexy for Boston 🤭 # guilty # lock rose up and throw away the key Shane: Why is Rose the one being locked up?? Ilya: ugly clothes boring hair bad actress gay boyfriend take your pick
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Happy Sunday!! Please ignore the fact that I'm a day late. This weekend has been BUSY Enjoy <3 See the end of the chapter for more notes December 16th, 2016 (Continued) Logic wasn’t present. Thinking in general gave up on him. But did that ever stop Ilya from getting what he wanted? No. In two days he’ll be face to face with Hollander on the ice. So, Ilya has two days to make Shane’s girlfriend phase a thing of the past. Shane was a creature of habit, and Ilya needed to move fast before Shane's beautifully weird brain started building a routine that involved more Rose Landry and less him. She didn’t earn the spot beside him, he had. It only makes sense Ilya gets what’s rightfully his; Shane. Илья and Веснушки Веснушки What happened yesterday can’t happen again Илья Hi shane What happened yesterday? �⁉ Веснушки You know damn well what happened Илья Ohhh this? [ 🍆 pic] # yummy # 😋🍽 Веснушки DELETE THAT 😡😡😡😡 Илья can’t need memories of our sexy steamy phone call Веснушки It wasn’t our sexy steamy ANYTHING just a mistake Илья cannot keep denying this denying me has been proven very difficult Веснушки Oh yeah? by which case study? Илья You last night 😊🤪 Веснушки fuuuuuck Илья In two days # promise Shane’s Sister Wives Илья ROSE ROSEEEEEE Your man is playing in Boston in two days Веснушки She knows I’ll be there She’s coming too Илья Not you You’re my man I am speaking of Marlow MARLOWWWWWWW CLIFF 👀 ARD 👀 MAR 👀 LOW 👀 Where is Lady Homewrecker? Веснушки That’s not what she is And she’s busy Илья doing what 🤨🤔💭 Веснушки Nothing 😶 Илья Shane Why is rose too busy to respond to my text? Веснушки Like I said She’s busy Илья Sucking you off??? Does she have your cock in her mouth too busy to respond Lackluster on screen and in oral I can multitask Fingering myself as we speak 😩🤪🤩🔥 Веснушки no she’s not and no one needs to know what you’re doing Илья So needy for you Веснушки Lily. Илья ooooo Am I in trouble ? 😈 Веснушки with the law? wouldn’t be surprising Илья you think I’m too sexy for Boston 🤭 # guilty # lock rose up and throw away the key
Веснушки Why is Rose the one being locked up?? Илья ugly clothes boring hair bad actress gay boyfriend take your pick Roseeeeee Come defend yourself This isn’t fun anymore ☹☹ Веснушки Well she’s on set will be for a while Илья What’s a while? # doubting Веснушки days Илья I thought she was coming to see you play in Boston Веснушки shit Илья why are you lying Shane? she’s bad influence making you lie Веснушки ….. ignoring all that Илья Admit you’re lying Веснушки Ok I’m lying But I’m not saying anything else Илья I will find out the truth � Веснушки just leave Rose alone Илья no but since we are aloooooone Веснушки no. Bye Lily Илья bye shane For now Илья and Плохая актриса Илья Where are you hiding? Fine have your biiiiiig secret I will find out eventually December 17th, 2016 The locker room was buzzing during their last practice before the game the next night. Ilya walked over to his locker, beside Marlow’s and snapped a few pics that could be useful. “Rozanov! Did ya hear?” Cliff appeared at his side. “Rose Landry will be at our home game.” Ilya knew and wished he didn’t. “For Hollander, yes? That makes sense. Too bad she’s making long trip just to watch him lose.” “You think she’ll leave Hollander for me if we win.” Cliff sighed like a cartoon princess. “Not if, Marly.” Rozanov corrected smugly. “When we win and yes I think so.” Connors clambered over to his locker on the other side of Ilya’s. Grumbling as he grabbed his belongings. “You good?” Marlow questioned. “No. My girlfriend found out through the damn WAG Network that Rose Landry joined the Metro WAGs yesterday. Now Amanda wants to join the Metro WAGs because she loves Rose Landry.” There you are, Ilya could’ve jumped with joy. But that emotion quickly turned sour. You think you could join the Metro WAGs without my notice? “Damn, let me join the Metro WAGs chat.” Marlow grinned. “You fucking dog, Marly.” Connors chuckled. “Marlow is out to make a rival out of yours, Rozanov.” “Get your own, Cliff.” Ilya sneered. “Damn, Roz,” Cliff took a step back. “Keep him.” “I intend to,” he pulled out his phone and began messaging Svetlana. Илья and Света Илья You know people Света Yes i do unfortunately you’re one of them Илья Ignoring that 😑 I need to get into Metro WAG chat Света can I ask why? Илья No. Make it happen. Пожалуйста Света Света I’ll get you Jackie Pike’s number The rest is up to you Илья THANK YOU 😊 Илья and Веснушки Илья forgive me father for i am about to make a very bad decision Веснушки Ilya? What does this mean? What are you planning? ILYA!! Илья and Света Света Shared a Contact [Jackie Pike] Илья I COULD KISS YOU 😊💋 Света no ty might catch something a nice dinner would be nice tho Илья anything for you Илья and Jackie Pike Илья Jackie Jackie ….who’s this? Илья You’ve added Rose Landry to WAGs I need in Jackie Another stalker fan??? I just got rid of the other one Listen idk how you got my number But I suggest you lose it Илья Please rose has no fans I am not that lowly to be her first Jackie then WHO ARE YOU Илья Lily from Boston Jackie Shane’s Boston Lily… suuuuuure Илья I can prove it Ask Pike about the call he and Rose Landry had about me last month and the gc he saw Shane in last week Jackie Hold on Илья 😇 Jackie OMG YOU’RE BOSTON LILY Илья I am Good thing Pike proved himself useful I didn’t want to hire an Etsy Witch again Sometimes they can be inaccurate with their target Jackie Um no witches please But what do you want? Илья Add me to Metro WAGs gc 😇✨ Metro WAGs Jackie added (xxx)-xxx-xxx to the conversation Tessa Two people in two days?? Destiny Right?? Who is this Jackie? Jackie Well…. I don’t even know where to start Becca How about the beginning? Lool Jackie Well Okay So Everyone meet Lily Hollander's ex-girlfriend Multiple people are typing…. Destiny HUHHHHHHH?/ Gemma WHATS HAPPENINGGG?? Becca WHATTTTT Tessa SHANE HAS AN EX??? SHE’S HERE??? WHY??? Mya Ummmm what is happening?? Плохая актриса LILY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???? Илья Hehehehe you can’t escape me I don't know what lies you’ve been saying saying Just KNOW im here to stop it Плохая актриса It isn’t a lie to say I’m Shane’s gf Илья Is a lie bc he’s mine Плохая актриса Girl Go Away!!!! Multiple people are typing…. Tessa 👀🍿 Destiny 👀🍿 Gemma 👀🍿 Becca 👀🍿 Mya 👀🍿 Илья 👀🍿 Where’s the drama Плохая актриса � ITS US Илья Oh yay WORLD STARRRRR Who’s # Team Lily ? Tessa Okay Jackie why’s an ex girlfriend here? Jackie Etsy Witch Becca Huh?? Илья Cassidy is the best of etsy witches Rose has experience with her Плохая актриса NOT BY CHOICE 😭😭😭😭 Илья The accident wasn’t even lethal �🤭 Плохая актриса My brother broke two ribs !!! and bruised three !!! Илья should’ve been you 😢😞💔 # I GOT A REFUND Multiple people are typing…. Ilya turned his attention away from the WAGs chat and onto his private photo album. His fingers hovered above the recent pictures of himself he took the day before. They were good but not good enough. Ilya wanted Shane to want him again. New photos will only go so far. So, Ilya scrolled up higher to early October when Shane was in Boston for a charity event. They spent plenty of time together and Ilya documented his favorite parts. Selecting a few and forwarded them to Shane. These moments were too important and valuable to be seen by Rose or anyone else. Besides Shane might kill him knowing Ilya had pitcire evidence of them together. His phone vibrated a few times, and Ilya expected to see notifications from Shane, but they were from Rose. Annoyed, he opened the Metro WAGs chat and his heart fell to his ass. Ilya was a dead man. Metro WAGs Илья [Mirror selfie of shirtless Ilya hickeys across his neck] [photo of Ilya’s pecs post gym session bite marks on his chest and collar bone] [Nude shower selfie everything on display] [Photo of his back featuring various scratch marks] [video of Ilya grunting ‘who’s my good girl?’ and a moan from someone else as a response] Good times 😏💦🤤👅 Плохая актриса LILY!!!!!!!!!! WRONG CHAT WRONGGG CHATTTTTT LILYYYYYYYYY Multiple people are typing…. Tessa ILYA ROZANOV????? Becca Was that a video of what I think it was a video of???????? Jackie Hickeys??? Bites??? Scratches?? Destiny Lily girl you were HUNGRYY Gemma THAT MOAN?!?! Mya me next!!! wait who said that 🫢 Jackie Now Mya……. Илья NO ONE TELL SHANE!!!!!!!! Tessa What does shane have to do with this? Илья Nothing!! He has nothing to do with this Yup No Hollander involvement hereeeee Gemma I mean You did just hook up with your ex’s MAIN rival And you swear you still want shane Илья I do Hes the one for me Jackie So why fuck Rozanov?!?! Илья Its all Rose’s fault!!!!!! She made me a list!! Wants me to fuck other men so she and shane could watch Плохая актриса STFU LILY PLS That wasn’t the point of the list And you know it Shane and I want you to move tf on WE WANT PEACE Илья stay mad 😂😂😂😂 Плохая актриса I’m telling Shane Илья NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shane’s Sister Wives Веснушки You two have been quiet feeling anxious
Chapter End Notes
Thanks for reading!! so what does one do when they accidentally drop a 3 second sex clip in a WAG gc? Asking for my close and personal friend Ilya Rozanov Next Chapter will be either Shane or Rose's pov... let's see how it goes
Chapter 7: It's plain to see you're all I need (to satisfy me)
Chapter Summary .J.J: Gemma wants to know the real reason Jackie added Lily to WAG chat Shane: JACKIE DID WHAT?? WHY?? HAYDEN!!! Hayd: Why are you yelling at me!?!?!? I didn’t do anything????
Chapter Notes
Happy Sunday! To be fair!!! This was ready yesterday but it got too wordy too angsty... so I took another day to edit it down slightly. This is a Shane POV chapter so I think that's impossible to avoid. But I am happy with how it turned out. Enjoy!! See the end of the chapter for more notes December 17th, 2016 (Continued) Shane’s Sister Wives Shane You two have been quiet Im worried Shane stared at his phone as nothing came through. It was unsettling in the worst way. It was not lost on him that he begged for peace and quiet, and now that he has it Shane didn’t want it anymore. Something was happening, he just had to figure out what. Shane and Rose Shane Hey babe Is everything alright? Did the WAGs scare you off? Shane and Lily Shane Why are you so quiet? With no immediate responses from either, his anxiety began to spike. Maybe he was overthinking. Maybe Shane just needed to get through the rest of this day before he goes face to face with Ilya on the ice tomorrow. It’ll be the first time they’ve seen each other since Shane ran from his place, since Shane started dating Rose, and since this whole Lily situation. All thinking was making his overthinking worse. Then his phone buzzed. He quickly checked, it wasn’t from Ilya or Rose. It was from Hayden. METROS BIG 3 🏒 🥅 Hayd Shane Jackie’s been cackling gasping Even screamed at one point Rose joining was a success I take it J.J. gemma has been glued to her phone Telling me nothing just laughing saying this has been most fun WAG chat has ever been Shane That's good right? Hayd Yeah its good relax buddy � J.J. hayden gemma has a question for jackie Hayd Yeah? J.J. Gemma wants to know the real reason Jackie added Lily to WAG chat same lily as boston lily??? Shane blinked, rubbed his eyes, and blinked again. The message was still as he read it. Lily was added to the WAG gc by Jackie. Is that why Rose has been so silent? Has Ilya finally succeeded in pushing her away? Shane and Rose Shane Are you okay? METROS BIG 3 🏒 🥅 Shane JACKIE DID WHAT?? WHY?? HAYDEN!!! Hayd Why are you yelling at me!?!?!? I didn’t do anything???? I’ll ask her ig Shane No guessing Ask her Now 😡 Fix this Now 😡 J.J. Okay i get it now I would find the WAG gc fun too Shane not funny JJ 😡 J.J. A little funny Shane This is the worst day of my life Might be the last day of my life J.J. She can be removed It's no big deal captain Shane You don’t understand you don’t know Lily and what she can do With just a fraction of anyone’s time J.J. She’s just your ex girlfriend not a movie villain Hayd Im back So basically Jackie told me the drama was too good to let go of And she didn’t want me to be cursed by an etsy witch?? J.J. boston lily is a witch?? Is that why you’re afraid of her captain? Shane I'm not afraid of her J.J. Did she hex you before? The effects wore off and you dumped her? Witches don’t like being jilted Hayd what do you know about witches jay? J.J. My grandma is a priestess in Haiti Shane Lily’s not a witch JJ Hayd Jackie is reading over my shoulder and is making me say Lily is a stripper who just knows a strong one from etsy not a witch herself But shane already knew that Shane Can we fucking stop talking about this? PLEASE?!?!?
J.J. YOU WERE HOOKING UP WITH A STRIPPER? No wonder Gemma says Rose is acting very jealous Shane Rose is jealous? Shane wondered if that’s why she wasn’t responding… But Rose already knew this about ‘Lily.’ He knew he should've shut that little detail down when the opportunity presented itself. J.J. crazy SHES ROSE LANDRY Gemma is reading over my shoulder now and is saying Rose is losing the idgaf war Hayd Jackie is saying she kinda feels bad for adding Lily but the gc was so dry before that she can’t bring herself to remove her J.J. Gemma is saying she is #TeamLily Told me to write it like that Hayd Jackie says she’s hashtag Team Rose Shane Just make a group chat with the four of you already Hayd the FIVE of us Shane don’t I can’t handle another group chat Hayd I know I’ve seen your sister wives J.J. Gemma says whattttttt ????????? Shane and Lily Shane Ilya The WAG gc?? Lily Oopsie �🤭 Shane Leave it Lily they’re my friends now Shane You threaten all your friends with etsy witches? Lily WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT CASSIDY? Shane You just did 😒 Lily Woah that was sexy 😩� Do it again 🤤 Shane Ilya Lily Let’s role play You’re the sexy cop and I’m the super sexy russian suspect And you use nefarious means to get me to confess Shane Who taught you that word? Lily A tutor Something rotten twinged in Shane’s chest. He used to do that… teach Ilya new words and Ilya would ask for a kiss if he used it correctly in a sentence. Was the tutor doing that too? “What is that word? Ab-whore-ant?” Ilya had asked once, “Abhorrent,” Shane corrected with a smile on his face. “What does it mean?” “Something really offensive or wrong,” “Oh, I see. If I said ‘Seeing Scott Hunter on the ice is abhorrent.’ Would that work?” “Yeah,” Shane nodded, blushing, before pressing a kiss against Ilya’s lips. “It works.” “How many sentences do I need to say to get your pretty mouth my cock?” Turns out one sentence was enough. Shane You’re seeing a tutor? Lily Funny guy Reminds me of you Shane I don’t want to hear about him Lily Shane? Are you jealous of my tutor? Shane No. Lily My tutor is duolingo owl 😂😂😂😂😂 Shane Fuck you Lily okay � ( )*( ) � Have at it big boy Shane � ( )( ) � You’re disgusting Lily You want me sooooo baddddd December 18th, 2016 MTL METBROS J.J. TODAY IS THE DAY �💯 WE WILL WRECK BOSTON TN !!!!! 😝😤 GET DEEP IN IT !!! 🕳 ‼ AND TAKE WHATS OURS!!!! 🙌🥇🎖 Shane please have Gemma proof read your texts Before you send them J.J. she did?? Shane � Shane was the last to land in Boston. The majority of his team arrived the day before or the one before that. Shave couldn’t risk extra time in Boston; the city where all roads led him into Rozanov’s bed. Not this time. He checked his phone for a text from Rose and still nothing. Desperate times call for desperate measures, Shane opens the new group chat with him, Gemma, and Jackie. JJ and Hayden were kicked out within the first hour of its conception. Shane, Gemma, and Jackie Shane where’s Rose? Gemma She hasn’t been active since yesterday noon Jackie Is everything alright? Shane Yes No Maybe I don’t know Jackie Why do I feel like this is my fault? Gemma Maybe not directly but yeah Jackie Not the response I wanted gemma Gemma � After I witnessed Lily dragging Rose Landry nonstop for two hours With an audience I am a changed woman Shane What did Lily say to her? Gemma I’ll send screenshots #1 Lily she Hollan on my dick til I Der Rose That doesn’t make any sense?? Lily 🍆💦 Rose Ok girl Lily shane never rode you and it shows # Ride of his life # Strap Princess # Missing him Tessa I think we should know LESS about our captain #2 Rose Which outfit for the game? [2 attached mirror selfies] Mya Black one!! Destiny I agree black 🖤 Lily Idk.. both outfits are missing something Rose Like what? Lily where’s the paper bag to go over your head? I don’t need shane mistaking the gap between your teeth as the net Rose I dont know why I even speak to you #3 Lily It is Russian tradition to dump your boyfriend before going to new city So make sure you dump your men before Boston tomorrow Rose You made that up Lily Nooooo Is true It’s about new beginnings # Dump Him # New Beginnings # Girl Boss Mya # I will Thanks Lily Lily Rose is just mad she cannot keep my shane prisoner anymore Rose That’s it im telling Shane what you did Lily FUCK Shane Rose is going to tell me what? Gemma NOTHING Jackie What Gemma means is that we don’t know anything Gemma Those girls are always at each other like that Jackie Yupppppp We don't even know what they're talking about half the time Gemma # Innocent Jackie # We Didn’t See Anything Shane # Okay Did I do that right? With still no word from Rose, Shane was about to step onto the ice. Trying and failing not to think about Rose and where could be, he kept his gaze on the rink. Which immediately became a mistake. Ilya was standing in the center, eyes locked onto his smug smile tugging on his lips. Shane held his gaze before looking away. This definitely wasn’t the right head space to play in. He needed to get his shit together. Shane did not, in fact, get his shit together. Montreal lost 2-4. Ilya was playing rougher than usual. Stayed on Shane’s tail, not allowing anyone else near enough for a pass. Or in the single instance Shane was close to scoring Ilya slammed him against the boards. “Where’s your new flower? She didn’t want to watch you lose?” Ilya whispered into his ear, his body pressing against Shane’s back before skating away. Back in the locker room everyone was dead silent, Shane grabbed his stuff and made his quick exit before anyone could speak to him. With just a few steps into the hall, a strong grip pulled him into a supply closet. “You were going to leave? So soon?” Ilya questioned him, his blue eyes piercing into his. “Without seeing me?” “Why are we in a supply closet, Rozanov?” Shane averted his gaze, not liking the chills that ran down his spine. “Hollander, look at me,” He hooked his thumb under Shane's chin and made him look. Shane’s eyes flicked up at his, “What do you want from me?” “You know,” the blond man licked his lips. “What I want.” “We just got off the ice… you should be with your team celebrating your win.” Shane tried to push past him, but didn’t budge. “I want to be here,” He took a step closer, backing Shane against a wall. “With you.” Ilya's hands settled on his hips, squeezing lightly before traveling beneath his hoodie. His hands warm against Shane’s abdomen. “We can’t…” Shane said half-heartedly. Damn, he missed the way Ilya touched him. The way it made him feel intoxicated. “You don’t sound so sure, Веснушки,” Ilya smiled playfully. “Tell me to stop, and I will.” “I… Shut up and kiss me, asshole.” Ilya lunged at him like a man starved. Kissing Shane intensely, his hands finding the hem of Shane’s hoodie and pulling it over his head. With his hoodie discarded, Ilya began leaving a trail of kisses down his neck, collarbone, then his pecs. “Missed your tits.” “I missed your mouth on my tits.” Shane stifled a moan. “Is that all you missed of mine?” Ilya sucked a nipple into his mouth while tweaking the other. “N-no.” Shane choked out. “Missed your cock, too.” “Come to mine, let me fuck you.” Shane should say no. He needed to say no. Last time, it got too real too fast. Shane got scared and ran out. But with Ilya’s mouth on him and the promise of more? Shane was weak. He was always weak when it came to Ilya. That’s why he ran two months ago. He found himself wanting more and more and more and more. This time he’ll control it. Maybe being around Ilya could be easy again. “Yeah, let’s go.” “No running away this time?” “We’ll see how it goes.” he shoved him. “Hurry before I change my mind.” “Yes, sir, Captain Hollander."
Chapter End Notes
Where's Rose? Has Shane lost his mind? Did Lily get the last laugh? Find out next week!!! (2 chapters left, my friends)
Chapter 8: (We've all been in one situation or another)
Chapter Summary Psycho Lily: So you don’t need to be dicked down? Rose: I have MY BOYFRIEND Psycho Lily: We both know shane isn’t doing the dicking down He’s a #certified #pillow princess �🍑💦🤤😋 ^ Me when i eat his ass
Chapter Notes
Happy Sunday!!!!! Rose makes discoveries and mistakes Also this chapter pushes the plot forward so not as much chatting per usual See the end of the chapter for more notes December 16th, 2016 Shane’s Sister Wives Psycho Lily ugly clothes boring hair bad actress gay boyfriend take your pick Roseeeeee Come defend yourself This isn’t fun anymore “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” “gay boyfriend” The two word text that launched a thousand restless thoughts since Rose read it hours ago. Gay boyfriend? Again, Rose? Again? But this was coming from Lily.. so was she even telling the truth? Wasn’t she his ex? It could’ve been a tasteless joke, but Rose didn’t know anything anymore. Or maybe Lily knew this about Shane and this whole time she’s been mocking him and knowingly dragging Rose along. She needed space. She needed to be away from all things Lily and Shane for now. December 17th, 2016 Rose and Unknown Number Unknown Number Hey It’s Cliff Cliff Marlow Rose Oh hi Not to be rude or anything But how did you get my number? Cliff A mutual friend Rose and Psycho Lily Rose Why is Cliff texting me? Psycho Lily Is that not what you want? Where’s the issue? I was thinking he might fuck you Since shane doesn’t want to touch all that Rose He touches me plenty Psycho Lily 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please stop lying You’re embarrassing yourself Rose � Fuck you Psycho Lily Im allergic But you should tell Cliff that He’s weirdly into the thin Wooden plank shaped girls Like you 🥰
Rose IGNORING THAT Stop assuming what I need Psycho Lily So you don’t need to be dicked down? Rose I have MY BOYFRIEND Psycho Lily We both know shane isn’t doing the dicking down He’s a #certified #pillow princess �🍑💦🤤😋 ^ Me when i eat his ass Rose You’re so gross
Psycho Lily Im a giver and PROUD Just stop texting Cliff If it is bothering you so much Rose Don’t tell me what to do Psycho Lily But you make the worst choices You need my EXPERT help I know what you need Rose You don’t and im choosing to text cliff This is my choice Psycho Lily Are you sure? Im sure you can find another man into oddly shaped women Rose 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Yes I can text whoever I want Psycho Lily YASSS QUEEN # Girl Boss # Get your man Rose Thank you Wait No I ALREADY HAVE A MAN Psycho Lily He’s MINE I don’t know how many times I have to remind you of this � SEE!!! He’s pregnant with Lily Jr.
Rose I hate you Psycho Lily 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Pregnant Shane #Yummy #BabyMama Rose and Cliff Rose Never met someone so meddling Cliff Oh sorry ☹😞💔 Rose NO NOT YOU 😅 I meant our mutual friend Cliff That russian BEAST A real one �😤💯 Rose If you say so
Cliff Are you coming to Boston? I can show you around the city Ya know before the game It’ll be lowkey Dw Rose Yeah Arriving in 2 hours and i would like that
Cliff 😊 I’ll see you then Rose ☺ Spending time with Cliff was the exact distraction Rose needed from the Text™, Metros WAG chat. and their weird choice to add Lily. Cliff was sweet and fun… and she was starting to feel guilty about being with him when she still hasn’t responded to any of Shane’s messages. But she wasn’t doing anything wrong, not really. Just out with a friend. Yup. All was good. Then Lily dropped the most insane series of pictures and a very REVEALING ten second clip. It was almost as if Lily knew Rose was having her first good day in months and had to shut that down. Psycho Lily [Mirror selfie of shirtless Rozanov hickeys across his neck] [photo of Rozanov’s pecs post gym session bite marks on his chest and collar bone] [Nude shower selfie everything on display] [Photo of his back featuring various scratch marks] [video of Rozanov grunting ‘who’s my good girl?’ and a moan from someone else as a response] Good times 😏💦🤤👅 “WHAT THE FUCK?” Rose started typing rapidly. “Everything good?” Cliff’s brows were furrowed with concern. It was cute. “Y-yeah, just the Metro WAG chat… someone sent something…” She tried to hide her phone, but Cliff already saw most of it. “..explicit…” “Is that Roz?” Cliff took her phone, staring at the pictures. “WAGs share nudes?” “No, just our little mutual friend does.” She took her phone back, trying to keep up with what was being said. “I doubt Roz sent nude pictures of himself into the metro WAG chat,” Cliff laughed. “He’s insane but not that insane…. I think.” “Not Rozanov, Lily. She gave you my number.” Rose corrected. “Who’s Lily?” Cliff blinked at her. “Roz gave me your number.” “What?” “I don’t know a Lily,” Cliff shrugged, opening the cafe door for her. “Yes you do,” Rose pulled up the pictures she shamefully saved when Lily met up with Marlow at the club weeks back. “Weren’t you with her?” He blushed at the sight of them, but shook his head. “That was Svetlana, Rozy’s friend.” Rose felt her world tilt on its axis. This didn’t make any sense. “So there’s no Lily?” Rose questioned, starting to feel slightly insane. “Are you sure he isn’t dating her now?” “He doesn’t date,” The dark haired man replied. “Never the same girl twice.. well except his Montreal girl.” “Montreal girl?” “Yeah, we called her Montreal Jane. They’d hook up every time we were in that city” Something went off in the back of her mind, where did she hear that before? Shane’s Sister Wives Shane You two have been quiet Im worried There was so much Rose needed to say, but she needed to collect her thoughts before accidentally saying something she didn’t mean to. December 18th, 2016 The next day, instead of being with her boyfriend hours before his game, Rose was in her hotel room trying desperately to make sense of everything that was swimming around in her head via list. 1. Lily isn’t who she says she is 2. Shane knows Boston Lily 3. Montreal Metros know Boston Lily 4. Cliff doesn’t know Boston Lily WEIRD since Lily said she hooked up with him 5. SVETLANA? 6. Is Boston Lily actually Svetlana? No, that doesn’t make sense why would she go by Lily? 7. Rozanov fits in here somewhere 8. Why did he give Cliff my number? 9. Why did Lily go along with it when I questioned her? Rose stared at number 9, her mind and heart started racing. “Wait a minute…” With shaky hands, she wrote the tenth item, probably the most insane thought she has ever had, on her list. 10. Lily = Ilya She dropped her pen and stood up abruptly, her chair loudly crashing behind her, “Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Boston Lily is Ilya Rozanov!” Everything started making sense: The way Shane spoke to Lily.. THE UTERUS COMMENT! He was being literal, not an asshole… The way Lily Ilya spoke about Shane… Shane hooked up exclusively in Boston with Lily, Rozanov did the same in Montreal… Montreal Jane had to be Shane… SHANE! Cliff and Hayden pretty much said the same thing about the two. Never really date but have a specific girl waiting for them in their rival’s city? How did no one else piece this together? And now? The two were about to go face to face on the ice in an hour and Rose was holed up in a dark hotel room questioning her taste in boyfriends. She needed a drink and to lie down. It was a few hours, and a full bottle of wine, later when her phone lit up with notifications came in from the Metro WAGs voicing their displeasure of their team’s loss. Then a text from Cliff: wanna celebrate Boston's win with me tn? Rose couldn’t find a reason to say no. She didn’t want to say no. She replied: of course 💕 What could go wrong? December 19th, 2016 She slept with Cliff. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuck. She fucked up and she can’t be the one to blame… not really. If anything, everything was Ilya’s fault… all that Russian demon’s fault. He’s been bothering her since November. Insulting her, trying to steal her boyfriend, messing with her head, and she drank so much last night… Rose was a terrible person. She suspected her current boyfriend to have an ex-boyfriend so she goes and sleeps with someone on said ex-boyfriend’s hockey team? What was wrong with her? She needed to leave this hotel room and find Shane. She collected her clothing off the floor, and got dressed quickly while he was in the shower. Rose needed to leave before Cliff thought something would come from this or someone spotted her. Rose headed for the door and swung it open only to find someone already standing there. The last person she ever wanted to see. Ilya Rozanov. Rozanov blanked at her, then a smile stretched across his face, “Rose Landry, such a surprise.” She swallowed. Could he be Lily? All that confidence she had about her discovery yesterday evening suddenly flew out the window. “Rozanov.” “I hope I wasn’t too loud last night,” His blue eyes gleamed. “I was celebrating my win. You did the same with Cliff?” It was now or never. “We need to talk,” she took a deep breath. “Lily.” His smug smile dropping was all the confirmation Rose needed. Everything she pieced together was true, all that was needed was for Ilya to confirm it. "Please, don't tell Shane." That was Lily alright. "Why shouldn't I?" "Because, Laundry Basket, you slept with Cliff Marlow and I caught you." He pointed at her, his smile returning. Shit, he had a point.
Chapter End Notes
Yes, Rose and Shane were cheating on each other right next to each other.. messy messy now where do we go from here? 🤭🤭 next chapter we will return the group chats dw Thank you for reading!
Chapter 9: Left hook, right punch (to the gut)
Chapter Summary “It was a mistake,” she huffed. “It didn’t sound like it,” Ilya retorted. “Maybe we should ask the entire floor? I’m sure they heard, too. Maybe the whole building.” “Shut. Up.” “Ahhh, Cliff! Harder! Fuck, harder! Please, please, please!” Ilya pitched his voice high, mocking her moans from last night.
Chapter Notes
I wrote this to ORIGINALLY be the finale BUT i didn't like it at all so I decided to delete it yesterday and write this over again So know the finale will be divided in two parts (yay us) bc I don't want you waiting much longer I really hope you like this <3 Enjoy! See the end of the chapter for more notes December 19th, 2016 (continued) "Because, Laundry Basket, you slept with Cliff Marlow and I caught you." Ilya pointed at her, trying to school his features. After all his efforts, after everything from first texting Rose to convincing Cliff to show Rose around the city then also suggesting he’d celebrate with her, Rose Landry was at his mercy. “It was a mistake,” she huffed. “It didn’t sound like it,” Ilya retorted. “Maybe we should ask the entire floor? I’m sure they heard, too. Maybe the whole building.” “Shut. Up.” “Ahhh, Cliff! Harder! Fuck, harder! Please, please, please!” Ilya pitched his voice high, mocking her moans from last night. Shane would’ve heard them if he wasn’t moaning himself. “Give me your cock, ahh-” “I don’t sound like that,” she shoved him, then quickly looked behind them where Cliff was. “I don’t owe you, or anyone in this building, an explanation.” “And Shane?” he said after a spout of laughter. “That’s between Shane and I.” “I gave you Marly and you are still keeping Shane?” He threw his hands up with exasperation. “You are greedy. Greedy American woman.” There was a stunned silence from the woman before her eyes widened, then she jabbed a finger at his chest. “This was all you! You planned this! Trying to make me jealous, giving him my number, the hang out, sleeping with him-” “I didn’t make you suck his cock.” Ilya interrupted her. “That was all you, sweetheart.” “I’m trying to be understanding,” Rose said, but Ilya felt like she was mostly talking to herself rather than him. She looked up at him, “Whatever was happening between you two, it’s over now, okay?” Ilya’s thoughts jumped to last night when Shane rode him through their first of many orgasms; sitting deliciously on his cock, hands pressed flat against Ilya's chest, and his thighs straddling his body. Ilya stopped believing in God years ago but, for a brief moment, he found Heaven whilst lying beneath a gorgeous freckled man. “Maybe it is over, maybe not,” he shrugged. Ilya would throw what happened last night in her face, but he was certain Shane was almost his again. Not worth risking. “This is what we’re going to do,” Rose spoke, ignoring his comment. “We’ll go our separate ways and forget everything.” “There are two flaws in this plan.” “What?” “One, you don’t have feelings for Shane anymore.” Ilya counted on one finger, then on a second. “Two, I won’t stop until he’s mine again.” “I do!” “Then you answered all his texts, then?” Ilya watched with glee as she pulled out her phone and frowned when she saw his message already in the group chat. “Oh fuck you.” “Rose!” He fake gasped, raising a hand to his lips. “Cliff might hear you! But I think you like when he hears you. 'Cliff, more... more... I'm so full...feels so good'” She slapped a hand over his mouth, then closed the door. "I've had enough of you," and walked away leaving Ilya alone in the hallway. Ilya returned to his room where Shane was still laying in his bed. He looked at peace, like he belonged in Ilya’s bed. “Ilya? Where were you?” He looked up at him from his phone. “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.” Ilya stripped off his tee and sweats revealing nothing underneath and crawled onto the bed. He was halfway atop Shane when the other man’s phone rang. Without seeing the caller ID, Ilya knew it was Rose. Even with Shane right beneath him, she found a way to interrupt. “Rose? Yeah, hi.” Shane tried to push Ilya off him, but he refused to budge. “No, it’s okay. You didn’t miss much. We lost. Yeah, it happens… Oh what is it?” As Shane listened intently to whatever Rose was saying, Ilya rams his hands over Shane’s chest squeezing before leaning down and claiming his nipple into his mouth. Shane’s immediate reaction was to grab a fistful of Ilya’s hair. The Russian didn’t mind the sting, in fact, he loved it. “You said, ah, tomorrow?” He was trying not to pant. Shane tried again to remove Ilya and was met with more resistance; Ilya reached for the lube on the bedside table and poured it on his hand before grabbing both of their cocks in his palm. “Ah, yeah, okay.” Shane was arching beautifully and Ilya tried to reach over and snatch the phone away, but Shane was quicker. “I’m okay, just my back hurts. An asshole thought it was funny to slam me into the boards.” The Canadian man glared at him mouthing ‘fucking stop.’ But Ilya was never good at following directions or reading lips. The blond man started jerking them off fast, licking his lips at the sight of the precum already gathering at Shane’s tip. “Так мокра для меня.” “Nothing! Bye, Rose! See you tomorrow.” Shane tossed a pillow at Ilya’s face as soon as he hung up, toppling the other man over. “You’re insane.” “You already knew this.” Ilya returned, wrapping him in his arms and kissed him. “What’s tomorrow?” “Rose invited me to her movie premiere as an apology for not coming to the game,” Shane shrugged. “You said yes?” “Well, yeah,” he blushed. “I have to. Look at what I’m doing as her boyfriend.” "Look at what I'm doing to her boyfriend." Ilya wiggled his brows. "Shut up, asshole." Shane said, fighting a smile. “You regret this?” Ilya tried to mask the hurt he was feeling. “No,” Shane’s response flooded him with relief. “That’s why I have to go. I feel guilty for wanting this… You… Us again.” “Okay, dump her.” He stated simply. It was simple. “After the premiere,” Shane replied. “I have to prepare what I have to say.” “Oh, малыш,” Ilya smiled, cupping Shane’s face before kissing him hungrily. He'll deal with Rose’s premiere tomorrow. “Come now. Sit on my face. I'll finish jerking you off, too.” December 20th, 2016 Илья and Плохая актриса Илья You think invitation to your sad Very bad unoriginal movie 🥱😪 Will that make what you did okay? 🤔💭 Плохая актриса I liked you better when I thought you were a mentally unstable stripper 🙄😒 Илья I liked you better when… When… um Oh this is embarrassing I # never liked you 🙈 Плохая актриса I dont have all day to text ilya Илья Does it feel good? Плохая актриса Does what feel good? Илья Saying my name Does it give you lady boner? Плохая актриса Yes it does � Its painful to even sit � Илья You know what helps? Плохая актриса ..what Илья Shane bouncing on it # 🤤🍑🍆💦 Want to know something funny Rose Landry? Плохая актриса If I say yes, would you leave me alone? Илья maybe I was fucking him yesterday When you were next door taking Cliff’s dick Shanya was taking mine Плохая актриса what? Илья Im just kidding no im not
Плохая актриса Would it kill you to be serious? For one second? Bye Илья and Веснушки Илья Shane Don’t go with her Come to mine You can watch live stream And I’ll suck your cock Веснушки Ilya. Stop. I’m going. Илья Shaaaaaaaaaaaaane Pleeeeeeeeeeease Веснушки Want to see me after? Илья YES YESS YESSSSSS Веснушки Ok calm down Илья 🐶🐾 # woof woof # I’ll be a good boy Веснушки # doubting Ilya smirked, closing his messaging app and directly went to Twitter. His smirk only widening when he saw the Trending page. Trending in US 1. Rose Landry with Shane Hollander and X-Squad 3: Age of Vengeance Ilya Rozanov ✅ @BostonRaiders81 Don’t waste your money on #XSquad3 is boring movie 🥱 The replies came flooding in one after the other until his mentions were filled with people upset with him in defense of Rose and her ‘acting.’ Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov Don’t waste your money on #XSquad3 is boring movie 🥱 Petals @RoseLandries replied to @OfficialRozanov: who tf are you? Nothing but a tasteless bum Puck Bunni @RaidMyBoston replied to @RoseLandries: girl thats Ilya Rozanov 😭😭 😭 Petals @RoseLandries replied to @RaidMyBoston: WHO?? Im too gay for this shit Jenny @PrettyLandry replied to @RoseLandries: in gay terms Ilya and Roses’s man Shane lip sync for the hockey crown every year at the Finale and is BITTER that Shane’s pussy is always on fire gagging the girls everytime Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @PrettyLandry and @RoseLandries: Shane pussy? He doesn’t have one I would know Notifications came pouring in faster than before, but he genuinely had no idea what they were talking about so he pivoted by sending out another tweet. Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov Someone has to investigate this premiere. Not possible everyone wanted to go. Blackmail must be involved Jeani @xsquadbabe replied to @OfficialRozanov: all this bc your RIVAL is her date?? Never seen anyone more obsessed �😷 Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @xsquadbabe: is true am obsessed with Hollander 😏 Jeani @xsquadbabe replied to @OfficialRozanov: I meant Ross 🙄 Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @xsquadbabe: 🤮🤮 I don’t hate myself that much Rose’s body paint @ceecee_at_the_movies replied to @xsquadbabe and @OfficialRozanov: hold up i love rose down but he lowk eating 💀 this franchise is so bad why are people here??? Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @ceecee_at_the_movies: you are the first to wake up. check DMs 🤫 Betty @BitsyBettyBoo Why are we letting this weird loser misogynist talk about Rose?? Mass report him Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @BitsyBettyBoo: @DallasKentOfficial they’re talking about you King Kent ✅ @DallasKentOfficial replied to @OfficialRozanov: ??? Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @DallasKentOfficial: she said weird loser misogynist isn’t that what they call you behind your back? Thought you knew sorry 🤭 King Kent ✅ @DallasKentOfficial replied to @OfficialRozanov: man fuck you Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @DallasKentOfficial: you’d like that huh King Kent @DallasKentOfficial replied to @OfficialRozanov: Next time I see you… Ilya Rozanov ✅ @OfficialRozanov replied to @DallasKentOfficial: What? You’d be on your knees? Tell more about these fantasies you’re having about me Connor Connors @CSquaredOfficial replied to @OfficialRozanov: get off twitter and check your damn text messages!! Beth is losing her fucking mind!!! Betty @BitsyBettyBoo replied to @OfficialRozanov @DallasKentOfficial and @CSquaredOfficial: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? Get tf outta my mentions 😭😭😭 😭😭😭 Raiders and Beth PR Beth PR I dont care how someone stop him Now!!! Marly What do you want us to do? Disconnect all of Boston’s wifi? Beth If that’s what it takes Connors I @ him on twitter All we have to do is wait Beth PR No more waiting He’s trending and the posts are skyrocketing Илья Isn’t it you who always says To be relevant? Am doing that Talking about current things Beth PR Ilya How is posting this [<screenshot>] Ilya Rozanov @OfficialRozanov replied to @PrettyLandry and @RoseLandries: Shane pussy? He doesn’t have one I would know TALKING ABOUT CURRENT FUCKING EVENTS????? Multiple people are typing…. St-Simon Rozy tf are you saying?? Connors Wdym you’d know???/ Hammersmith Is there something you wanna share with the class cap? Carmichael How’d we get here? Marly Cmon guys There’s nothing weird about what Roz said He’s right He’d know Илья Thank you Marly I knew you were my favorite 😚 Marly Got you bro 😚 St-Simon Are we interrupting something? Should we offer you guys some privacy Илья Don’t be jealous I give you kiss too 😚 Hammersmith 😳🙈 Connors If you’re giving out smooches… Илья Of course Connors For you two 😚😚 Connors Thanks cap Carmichael Uh cap ��🥹 Илья 😚 On your forehead Beth PR CAN WE FOCUS?? LeClaire is about to off himself LOOK AT THE TRENDING PAGE [<screenshot>] Trending in US 1. Ilya Rozanov with Shane Hollander and #ShanePussy 2. #IwouldKnow � with Hollanov and #IfGodHatesUsWhyAreWeAlwaysWinning 3. Shandry Stand Up with Rose Landry and #GayBoyfriendNumber5 Connors Yeah that’s not good Hmmersmith Marly can you elaborate why you think Rozy would know?? Marly Yeah bro Bc he’s sleeping with him � Multiple people are typing…. Connors WHAT Hammersmith WHAT Carmichael HUH St-Simon EXCUSE TF OUTTA ME Vetrov REPEAT THAT Miranov WHAAAAAA Koslov Ohh Ivanov HOLLANDER? Nah he's too good for Roz Sebbin gotta agree with Ivy lmao Dubek WHAT Johansson WHAT Beth PR FUCKING WHAT???!?! Илья Oh so whole team here for this 😒 but when I say early practice Its ‘sorry i didn’t see text captain’ � Marly you guys didn't know? I thought we all knew… sorry rozy for outing you and shit Илья not forgiven while everyone is here MARLY SLEPT WITH ROSE TWO NIGHTS AGO AFTER THE GAME Marly BRO CODE WTF ROZ Koslov home wrecker !!! Dubek damnnnnn hollander lost the game and you fucked his girl ?? fucking cruel Carmichael Hollander gonna kick your ass bro St-Simon riiiiiiip you'll be missed Marly I can take Hollander Илья you don't touch him no one here touches him
Vetrov Marly won't get a chance Hollander looks harmless but he's MMA trained surprised you dont know this roz Miranov right! I remember seeing those videos on youtube Илья SEND LINK SEND LINK SEND LINK SEND LINK Beth PR I need a fucking drink Илья 🤤🤤🤤🤤 no one text me my hands will be # busy
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