Preface
Go Tell Ilya Rozanov
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/94579511.
- Rating:
- Mature
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- Other
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
- Character:
- Ilya Rozanov
- Additional Tags:
- Ilya is here but like in spirit, (no that doesn't mean he's dead), i guess sam and dean winchester are also here in spirit
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 2 of Evidence of Things that Shouldn't Exist
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-10-13 Words: 18 Chapters: 1/1
Go Tell Ilya Rozanov
Summary
[establishing encrypted connection...]
[routing through Tor...]
[verifying key...]
[opening Proton...]
connection secured.
Hello Ilya Rozanov (fuckthewinchesters@proton.me).
You have 4872 unread messages.
Wanna do something about them?
Notes
First of all; this is a companion piece to Go Tell Aunt Rhody, and won't make any sense unless you've read that one, so you might want to do that.
Secondly, a big-ass ๐งก๐ THANK YOU ๐๐งก to anyone who sent an email; you are all absolutely delightful and I love you. I may or may not one day end up writing Ilya's responses and send them to you just to make you smile, but my lawyer told me I shouldn't discuss planned future crimes on the internet so maybe pretend I didn't say that.
๐ป Credits to each writer are listed in the fic!
โฐ๏ธ Bat dividers by wethairjoel.๐ท๏ธ Like the idea and want to write Ilya an email yourself? Please feel free to do that, and I will add it to the document :)
Go Tell Ilya Rozanov
Afterword
End Notes
Are the Winchesters just a TV show reference or they really exist in this universe and Ilya somehow has beef with one or both of them? Did Ilya and Dean date for a while and it didn't end well, and then Ilya made this email address when he was drunk, and then sobered up and chose to commit to the bit? You decide! ๐๐ป๐๐๐ป
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