Preface

Go Tell Ilya Rozanov
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/94579511.

Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
Other
Fandoms:
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
Character:
Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags:
Ilya is here but like in spirit, (no that doesn't mean he's dead), i guess sam and dean winchester are also here in spirit
Language:
English
Series:
Part 2 of Evidence of Things that Shouldn't Exist
Stats:
Published: 2026-10-13 Words: 18 Chapters: 1/1

Go Tell Ilya Rozanov

by comeswithaprice

Summary

[establishing encrypted connection...]

[routing through Tor...]

[verifying key...]

[opening Proton...]

connection secured.

Hello Ilya Rozanov (fuckthewinchesters@proton.me).
You have 4872 unread messages.
Wanna do something about them?

Notes

First of all; this is a companion piece to Go Tell Aunt Rhody, and won't make any sense unless you've read that one, so you might want to do that.

Secondly, a big-ass ๐Ÿงก๐ŸŽƒ THANK YOU ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿงก to anyone who sent an email; you are all absolutely delightful and I love you. I may or may not one day end up writing Ilya's responses and send them to you just to make you smile, but my lawyer told me I shouldn't discuss planned future crimes on the internet so maybe pretend I didn't say that.

๐Ÿ‘ป Credits to each writer are listed in the fic!
โšฐ๏ธ Bat dividers by wethairjoel.

๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ Like the idea and want to write Ilya an email yourself? Please feel free to do that, and I will add it to the document :)

See the end of the work for more notes

Go Tell Ilya Rozanov

Author: Regolith

Afterword

End Notes

Are the Winchesters just a TV show reference or they really exist in this universe and Ilya somehow has beef with one or both of them? Did Ilya and Dean date for a while and it didn't end well, and then Ilya made this email address when he was drunk, and then sobered up and chose to commit to the bit? You decide! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

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