Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Harris Drover, Troy Barrett, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), OCs

Additional Tags:

Social Media, Two Shot, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), POV Outsider, Press and Tabloids, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Established Relationship, Twitter, Instagram, the it girl shane hollander agenda, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Shane Hollander, Tattoos, Biting Kink, Biting, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Relationship Timeline Reveal

Language:

English

Series:

Part 6 of Out On The Town

Stats:

Published: 2026-03-17 Completed: 2026-03-19 Words: 2,394 Chapters: 3/3

Jolene (Beyoncé's version)

Summary

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

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Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

Notes

We back and still having fun. Honestly, yall have blown me away with your response to this silly little series. I'm so so happy to get to be silly on main and I am blowing kisses to each and every one of you!!!!

Shout out to JoolsLebron and amoobari on tiktok for making me lmao and continue this series

Chapter 1

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj

Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Caption, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

Photo 1:

[Photo taken from a distance using a zoom lens: Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is hoisting himself out of a hotel pool. He’s wearing a small pair of skintight, black swim trunks that leave little to the imagination.]

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Oh I get it I too would also sell the Metros to Satan for a corn chip for schlong like that 

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Metros never stood a chance, I fear

↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Someone tag that  tiktoker who takes measurements in videos 🕵‍♀️

↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Streets saying it's around 8 soft friend 🤪

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

ROZ

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

Rozy also having a big dick….when I get to heaven I'm gonna ask God some questions cuz why am I playing life on hard mode????? 😩

↳Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic

JEEZUS

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Shane is a soldier fr fr

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Shane ridin that and then putting BTA every gameday?????? oh he's THEE athlete😩

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj

Celebutante Carolyn Slater reminisces about an alleged romantic “encounter” between herself, Ottawa Centaurs’ Captain Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, and Boston Raiders’ Captain Cliff Marleau on Instagram live: “And that's just soft, y’all. He’s a grower.” and “I swear it was nine inches. Eight and a half minimum.”

Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

Anonymous insiders say the Boston Raiders referred to Rozanov as “Big Dick Roz” in the locker room 🤪🤭

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Ahhhhhhh

↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

Oh I know Roz’s DMs look crazy rn

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Old bitches and new bitches we gotta get Shane a gun 😫

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Bruh how many hockey players has roz cracked 🤨😫

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Please guys, Roz is a reformed™ whore PLEASE

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Shane Hollander hoarding dick up there in Ottawa it ain’t fair 😒😤🤧

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Oh brother we got the cock constable over here

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

The dick detective

↳↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

The peen police 

↳↳↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

The schlong sheriff

↳↳↳↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

The weiner warden

↳↳↳↳↳↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vivienne Townsend @RealViviTownsend

I mean….I could make a trip to Ottawa if Roz ever wants a repeat of Nashville 2014 😘

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

We got influencers entering the convo….chat are we cooked????

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

HES MARRIED 

↳↳Vivienne Townsend @RealViviTownsend

When has that ever stopped a professional athlete, lmao????

↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl 

🚨🚨🚨 containment has been breached!!

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

2319!! 2319!!

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

The normies thirsting over roz on main plss this is family business 😩

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

How many times do we have to tell y’all? Roz ain’t going nowhere but the flowershop to pick up a bouquet for his boo

↳↳Vivienne Townsend @RealViviTownsend

Men who buy flowers cheat, too 😘

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Praying on the downfall of Shane Hollander’s marriage like he’s not obviously divinely protected is….a choice

↳↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

No because every tongue that rises against shane falls we been knew this

↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall 

Thinkin bout some peen from 2014????? Sista we MUST move on!!

TMZ @TMZ

Does Shane Hollander have competition? Here’s a list of all the influencers/celebs/models/athletes who’ve shot their shot at Ilya Rozanov so far: 

↳Harris Drover @HarrisDrover

No ❤️

↳Troy Barrett @Troy_Barret_Official

No ❤️

↳Cassie Boodram @CassBoodUp

No ❤️

↳Luca Haas @RealLucaHaas

No ❤️

↳Lisa Hayes @DrLisaHayes

No ❤️

Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

OG YouTube influencer Vivienne Townsend sits rinkside at the Ottawa Centaur’s latest home game wearing a Rozanov jersey. She was allegedly seen “blowing kisses” at Ilya Rozanov-Hollander throughout the evening. Click to see more:  

↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

Oh yall are bold

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Sister do you hear them saxophones playing

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

No fr like did you know you got 30 minutes????

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

30 yes!

↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Openly chasing someone else’s husband…in public…are we okay?

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

It’s gotta be crack. Like, crack COCAINE 

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Not an ounce of class, couth, or decorum i fear

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Hey OP play the rest of the clip where the whole arena booed her. Guardian’s fans included. 

Harris Drover’s Public Instagram Story

Photo 1: 

[Taken in Zane and Cassie Boodram’s backyard. Several members of the Ottawa Centaurs are pictured. The photo’s primary focus is Troy Barrett stuffing his face, his cheeks round like a hamster’s. Text across the photo reads “There’s no BBQ like a Bood BBQ #GoCens”]

Photo 2:

[A selfie with Lisa Hayes, Cassie Boodram, and Selena Chouinard. Text across the photo reads “Shoutout to the WAGs and the HABs.”]

Video 1:

[Shakey video captures the middle of a conversation happening in Zane Boodram’s backyard:

“Roz won so pay up, Hollzy!”

“Yeah, yeah!”

Shane Hollander-Rozanov can be seen, pink-cheeked and laughing. He’s standing next to a seated Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, who raises his arm and flexes, bicep bulging. Hollander places a small piece of watermelon atop Rozanov’s flexed arm before he places his hands behind his back, leans over, and slurps the piece of watermelon into his mouth. Cheers can be heard coming from the crowd around them. Shane stands back up and wipes juice from his mouth. Text across the video reads “And Shoutout to the First Husbands of hockey ♥️”]

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Oh Roz ain’t going anywhere

↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Uh…are we interrupting?

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Really? Right in front of Dr. Lisa’s salad?

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Ohhh!!

↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Shane said that's his fineshyt lmao

↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

You sign up for the " I Love Ilya Rozanov " contest, but your competition is Shane Hollander 😔

Ilya Rozanov’s Public Instagram Story

Photo 1:

[Mirror Selfie: Ilya is holding a half-full bottle of lotion with a pink pump dispenser in one hand and his phone in the other. Text on the photo reads: “@fentyskin Miss Rihanna Fenty, please put warning label on your lotion. Makes my husband smell so good I might almost give him a concussion 😫”]

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

ROZ DELETE

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Oh he putting Shane through the headboard….lemme open the Ulta homepage

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

What did Meg say? One leg on the headboard, the other leg on the mattress 🤭

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

“Miss Rihanna” Roz never change 🤣

Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

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Rose Landry’s Public Instagram Story

Video 1:

[Video shot from the kitchen of Shane Hollander-Rozanov’s Ottawa home: 

A laughing Rose Landry is holding the phone and saying, “No! Shane! Shane! Hold it up, you freak! Show me what they sent you!”

The camera view flips, revealing a pink-cheeked Hollander. He’s bent over, with his forehead and elbows resting against his kitchen countertop. He groans, flipping Landry off. Landry can be heard laughing loudly.]

Photo 1:

[A ⅓ full glass bottle of lotion with a dark, rose-pink pump dispenser sits on the countertop. Next to it, a hockey helmet, the same color as the lotion pump dispenser. The helmet features the Fenty Skin logo and the number 24. Text across the image reads “THEY SENT HIM A HELMET 🤣”]  

↳Fenty Skin @fentyskin

We support safe…activities 🤭

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

I’M SCREAMING

↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

You know, they were just tickled putting that PR box together

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

LMAO NOT THE HELMET i know shane is SICK

↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

You just know Roz is laughing his ass off

↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Oh to be a fly in the cens group chat rn i know they cuttin up bad 😩

↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

I have FOMO real bad

↳↳↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

WAG/HAB chat gotta be going NUTS rn

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Baby Fenty said find something SAFE to do

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Folks lusting after Ilya like he’s not literally putting shane through the headboard that brother GONE

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Shane literally geting put through the mattress we manifested this for him fr fr 

↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Remember when it was delulu to be a hollanov stan????

LipGloss Alley @lipglossalley

OG YouTube influencer Vivienne Townsend has yet to comment on a slew of recently resurfaced controversial tweets targeting marginalized populations and shading people she’s called “friends” for years.

Image Insert:

[A collage of Townsend’s inflammatory and derogatory tweets.]

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

That Hollavoodoo gonna do it every time

↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Like, shane got a praying grandmother, i fear

↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Who on the other side has shane’s back bc they work quick!!!! It’s only been like a week

↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl 

Quiet as it’s kept….it might be his MIL no tea no shade

↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

I seen them pictures of Miss Irina she look like she don’t play 😩

↳↳↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Helen Boyle’s Public Instagram Story

Photo 1:

[Shane and Ilya Hollander Rozanov are dressed casually, standing under the sign of a popular tattoo parlor. Shane is pointing to the sign that reads “Ink Diva”. Text across the image reads “so happy to have friends in the shop today!!!!”]

Photo 2:

[Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is sitting, in the tattoo chair with his right shirt sleeve rolled up under his armpit, revealing his arm. Shane Hollander-Rozanov is seated in his lap, facing Rozanov, head on his chest. Helen Boyle stands next to the seated Rozanov, wiping his exposed arm with an alcohol wipe. Text across the image reads “bonded pair of cats, DO NOT SEPARATE 🤣”]

Photo 3:

[Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is still seated. He’s smiling and holding up a peace sign with his free hand while Helen Boyle covers the new tattoo on his right bicep with a derm shield. The hint of more derm shield can be seen peeking from the collar of his shirt and the hem of his shorts. Text across the image reads “Roz is a champ. Three tats in one sitting 💪”]

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

O H ? ? ? ?

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Are those…SHANE’S TEETH MARKS?????

↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

LMAO he said in case you bitches forgot

↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Fr he saw y’all talking crazy and said “lemme mark my territory real quick 🫦”

↳↳↳↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

3 tattoos…chat do we think theyre all TEETH MARKS??????

↳↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Oh they OVERLY freaked out 😩

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Brb gotta ask my man if he’ll tattoo my bitemark

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Start a fight if he says no

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

If he says no he’s not the one for me i fear

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @Real_ShaneHollander

Milestones with my 🌕

It’s always been us.

Photo 1: 

[The 2010 CCM endorsement ad photo.]

Photo 2:

[The selfie from the 2014 MLH Awards.] 

Photo 3:

[2017 All-Stars helmet kiss.]

Photo 4:

[A black and white photo from the Hollander-Rozanov wedding capturing their first dance.]

Photo 5:

[A recent photo of Hollander and Rozanov. It’s taken up close. Only Rozanov’s arm is visible. He’s holding his arm in a bicep curl around the bespectacled face of a smiling, pink-cheeked Shane Hollander. His now healed tattoo is visible.]

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

“It’s always been us”.....what dat mean? 🤨

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

The CCM photo….SHANE HOLLANDER come back to the front IMMEDIATELY

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

BESTIE EXPLAIN

↳↳↳↳Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic 

Wait did he CHEAT on ROSE??????

Rose Landry @RoseLandryOfficial

My favorite gay boyfriend 😊

Photo 1:

[A photo of Rose Landry kissing Shane Hollander-Rozanov’s cheek at their wedding.]

↳Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic 

So there’s no beef thank god i didn’t want to go to jail 😮‍💨

↳↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall 

Let me put my pitchfork back in the closet, shit. Don’t scare me like that, Shane!

Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Bruh, I was joking, but shane really domesticated Rozy holy shit

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

No like….he laid out a timeline clear as day. Once he and Rose broke up Roz must’ve locked it down

↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Oh forsure roz was nawt in the clubs like that post 2017 even before he moved to Ottawa

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Baby he fumbled Shane exactly ONCE and said never again!

Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Wait…so if they were together the whole time….oh Montreal Metros, as long as I’m alive you will NEVER know peace

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

No, seriously this changes EVERYTHING

Chapter End Notes

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Chapter 3: Bonus

Scott Hunter and Ilya Rozanov’s Text Thread

Scott: What the HELL are you two doing that requires a helmet????

Ilya: 🤣🫵

Virgin

HABs CHAT

Kip: ….so Shane….asking for a friend and definitely not for the entirety of the Admirals WAG chat….does Helen have any openings for bitemark tattoos

Harris: CHRISTOPHER

Fabian: No no let him talk

Kyle: I’m so glad someone asked because I was about to

Kip: Scott's dms are ATROCIOUS 

I may live in a blue state but I can still buy a gun 

Harris: Tattoos can’t be the only solution! Shane, I told you we were gonna work out a media strategy. 

Fabian: that’s what Shane’s doing wym???

While we’re on this subject….are all three bite marks bc that’s….something

Kyle: Something hot!!!

Kip: Asking the right questions

Cens “Adult” Group Chat

Barrett: Harris says please don’t do press shirtless rn he really doesn’t want to deal with the fallout of your tit tat

Roz: I assume press knows we fuck, yes?

Bood: Yeah but they don’t know Hollzy’s a SHARK

Hazy: IDK. Maybe that’ll keep people from coming to games just to flirt.

I mean we all knew Hollzy bites 

Everyone else does now too

Roz: If I must wear shirt can I at least wear shorts?

Bood: “If I can’t show off my tit tat can I at least show off my thigh tat???”

Brother, we get it!!!

Barrett: *inner thigh tat

Bood: Does it matter???

Chouinard: yes

Hazy: yes

Dykstra: yes

Barrett: unfortunately, yes

Harris says they have to be knee length!

Roz: I wasn’t aware Harris was a nun

HABs Chat

Harris: SHANE HOLLANDER

Fabian: Voice Memo 1:32

Kyle: The whole time???? 

Kip: I might actually have to reboot Scott

The whole time?? Are you serious??

Ilya: The whole time.