Rating:

Explicit

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Categories:

M/M, Multi

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), OCs

Additional Tags:

Social Media, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), POV Outsider, Press and Tabloids, Twitter, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, light homophobia that is promptly dunked on, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Established Relationship, Protective Ilya Rozanov, Good Friend Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Good Friend Jackie Pike, bonus chapter inspired by the Tom/Zendaya of it all, now with bonus E chapter so new tags, Biting Kink, Facials, Cum Eating, Rough Kissing, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Possessive Sex, Possessive Shane Hollander, Scent Kink, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Missionary Position

Language:

English

Series:

Part 9 of Out On The Town

Stats:

Published: 2026-04-10 Completed: 2026-05-21 Words: 6,042 Chapters: 5/5

Bodyguard

Summary

Complex Sports @ComplexSports
“Good luck.”
Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

-or-

Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

 

*Now with a bonus E-Rated chapter 🤭

Notes

This series might be the most fun I've had in a long time. It's a rough world rn. Y'all take care.

Chapter 1

Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

👀

Video 1:

[A clip taken from the latest episode of the Puck Around and Find Out Podcast:

Cunningham: (shrugging) I mean, it’s rare but not unheard of, no?

Jacobson: (shaking his head vigorously) There’s no world where Shane Hollander even considers an offer from the Metros. No way.

Cunningham: It’s been an unprecedented couple of years. Shane Hollander loves to win, and the Metros are still a legacy team. Truth is, Hollander was able to make magic with them.

Favreau: He does have quite a bit of leverage. He took a pay cut to move to Ottawa. He could probably ask Montreal for the moon, and they’d find a way to give it to him

Jacobson: (scoffing) I just think he already has what he wants. Proximity to his parents. A team he’s had a hand in re-shaping. I mean, he gets to play hockey with his husband for god’s sake; It’s not happening. Hollander’s never given the impression that he could be bought. 

Cunningham: (Waving his hand) Well, either way, there are rumors that Montreal is thinking about making an offer. We’ll have to see what happens.]

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

The generational metros fan in me wants Shane Hollander back like air. The Shane Hollander fan however….

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Boooooo tomato tomato i’m throwing tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Complex Sports @ComplexSports

“Good luck.”

Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much anticipated re-match between the Centaurs and the Metros.

Video 1:

[Shane Hollander-Rozanov is seen arriving at the Bell Centre in his gameday suit and sunglasses. He’s scrolling on his phone as he walks.

Reporter: Shane! Shane over here! What do you have to say to your former teammates before tonight?

Hollander: (without looking up from his phone) “Good Luck.”]

↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

Oh the wind just shifted fuckkkkkkk

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

…..lemme run and change my bet rq

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Who tf is still betting against Hollander???

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Anyone else hear boss music? 😩😩😩

Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

Video 1:

[Announcer: And tonight, we of course welcome back former Captain Shane Hollander! 

The words “Make Some Noise” flash on the jumbotron before the camera cuts to the bench, where Hollander sits. He looks surprised to be acknowledged and gives the camera (and crowd) an unsure wave. The audience roars.

The camera sweeps over the crowd. Throughout the audience, many fans are wearing “vintage” Hollander Metros jerseys. The camera pans quickly past a sign that says,“We Miss You, Shane.” 

The camera cuts back to the Centaurs’ bench, where a visibly annoyed Ilya Rozanov-Hollander can be seen rolling his eyes. Hollander elbows him.]

↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

He can’t even PRETEND to be happy for Shane

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly

Girl what is there to be happy about I wouldn’t want my husband around his abusive ex, either 

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Oh Shane the birthday fr fr

↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

I don’t know what that means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

And look at Theriault’s face all red he the birthday balloon

↳↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

The birthday candle fr

↳↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

He mad he the birthday bill

↳↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

Girl what??? What the HELL are yall talking about? 😭

↳↳↳↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Everyone point and laugh at the millennial. 

let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Aaaaaand they’re fighting

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

We literally just started what is going onnnnn

↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

It’s gonna be a long game

Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Roz swinging lorddddd

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Noooo he was doing so good this season

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Reset the counter boys

↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Its’ been 0 days without Roz in the sin bin

caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Free my boy he did nothing wrong

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Maybe if Montreal spent more time with their eyes on the puck than on the centaurs, there MIGHT be a point on the board

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

This shit is embarassing bruh

↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Nah i turned that shit off

↳↳↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Fuckin up my mood on the TV i pay for tf???

Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

I feel disappointed in this chilis tonight

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Is this how cowboys fans feel holy fuck

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

THEY LET THE TWINK SCORE AGAIN

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Who’s guarding Luca Haas

↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

I think we may need to familiarize ourselves with what a twink is because….

↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Just throwing words around

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Anya’s twin putting points on the board yup!

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

My manifestations are working

Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

And that's the end of the period. Y'all mind if I scream?

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

No seriously take me out back and shoot me

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

At some point, we’re gonna have to acknowledge that Shane went to see that lady

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

*Ilya

↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Baby, Ilya IS that lady 

Image Insert 1:

[An old photo from Boston of Ilya Rozanov kissing his his cross before a game.]

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Yeah i fear a hex has been laid

↳↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

You’re all wrong its Yuna

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

I’m too sober for this 

Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

They’re letting the rookies play REF DO SOMETHING

↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Girl what are they gonna do? Penalize them for scoring???

Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

aaaaaaaand they’re fighting 🥴

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

It’s Troy quick someone play bet on it

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

And hollander scores. Again. 🚬🫩

↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

Every time hollander scores theriault turns a new shade of red

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Would love to see his blood pressure rn

↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

His heart  is actively fighting to stay alive rn

Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

And the rookies are going “6-7” on the bench 🫩🫩🫩

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

We’re watching two very different realities clash in real time

↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

The metros are in Titanic and the Centaurs are in Yo Gabba Gabba bruh

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

😭😭😭😭

Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

“Hi, I’m Nick Young, and we're gonna make a bunch of 30-year-old homophobes wanna kill themselves! Welcome to jackass!!”

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Meanwhile, the cens rookies are hitting the skubaaa bro this ain't fair

Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Smooches for Shane. Smooches for Ilya. Smooches for Troy. Double smooches for Luca. And nothing for Montreal! Just as the good lord intended.

Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

Following last night's loss, Montreal Metros’ center, William Dubois, says the Metros are “focused on the future” despite rumors that management might be stuck in the past. 

Video 1:

[Clips of an interview taken from the post-game presser in the Montreal Metros’ locker room:

Dubois: (looking annoyed) You know. We have good nights and bad nights. Tonight was a challenge, but we’ll rally. 

Reporter: And how is it playing the Metros’ former captain here in his old house?

Dubois: (visibly clenching his jaw) Obviously, Shane Hollander left behind big shoes to fill, but we’re not focusing on the past. We’re focusing on the future.

Reporter: That has to be hard with Montreal fans wearing Hollander merch in the stands.

Dubois: (kissing his teeth) Montreal fans are a passionate bunch. They want their voices and feelings to be heard. They wanna win. We want to win for them. Sorry, we couldn’t do that for them tonight.

Reporter: And what do you say about the rumors that Montreal is considering making an offer to Hollander?

Dubois: (laughs) Yeah, no comment, you all have a good night.

Dubois leaves the frame.]

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

This man has aged by 50 years in a season

↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Free William Dubois

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Nah leave him where he’s at. I remember the shit he was talking when he joined the Metros

↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Called Shane washed now look at him

↳↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

And what do we say about Hollavoodoo?

↳↳↳↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

It’s gone do the trick errtime

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Focused on the future? Maybe we should focus on the puck in the present because last night was a shitshow

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

You know, I really liked Dubois before he started talking. It’s a shame.

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Tale as old as time

Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

In a recent interview, it appears Shane Hollander is DONE talking about the Metros? What does this mean for the rumors that the Metros are looking to rekindle the bromance? Thoughts?

Video 1:

[Video taken from the guest locker room at the Bell Centre following the Montreal/Ottawa Match-up: 

Reporter: Shane, how does it feel to be back here in the Bell Centre?

Hollander: It's always good to be able to show up with a great team and play a great game. I hope we gave the fans what they wanted to see. 

Reporter: Any feelings about playing against your old team?

Hollander: (shrugs) I mean, this is my second season with the Centaurs. I think we're all used to the change by now, so it's just another game.

Reporter: And is there anything to the rumors about the Metros reaching out to you to potentially return to Montreal? I mean, how would you feel in red, white, and blue again?

Hollander: (shaking his head) I'm sorry, I don't know anything about that, but I'm happy with the Centaurs, and it seems like Metros are doing what works best for them. Thank you.

Hollander then exits the frame.]

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

“doing what works best for them” after that loss, oh shane hollander you messy bitch 

↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Shane said “I don't know nothing about that bookie”

↳↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl

Lmao now watch this drive 😭

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

This is really intense. This is really intense and all Shane's thinking about is a 200+ lb Russian. Spicy.

LipGloss Alley @lipglossalley

👀

[Interview with Gilbert Comeau outside of the Bell Centre. He’s headed to the parking garage:

Reporter: (walking alongside Comeau) Was letting Hollander walk a mistake?

Comeau: (looking visibly upset) I'm focused on the team we have now and the things we can accomplish.

Reporter: Well, it’s a noticeable difference, isn't it? When Hollander was with the Metros, you all never had a losing streak this long.

Comeau: The fact is, we have a great group of guys who are focused on the game. No distractions. No drama. That's what we're focused on. We just need to tighten up, and we'll be unstoppable.

Reporter: Are you calling Hollander a distraction and drama?

Comeau: What do you think? 

Comeau gets into his car.] 

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Girl, what was the drama? Winning?

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

So Shane brought drama by *checks notes* winning games? Scoring goals?

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

It's crazy because Shane really don't be bothering anyone 😭😭😭

↳↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Literally 10 years no noise. oops I got outted. 2 more years no noise. we see him at games and events, and he goes home 

↳↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Occasionally in an ad

↳↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Shane “keep a job” Hollander works and goes home likeeeee

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Barely any drinking, no felonies, no sexual harassment, no bullying, but Shane's the problem????

↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

No one has been able to explain what drama Hollander was causing in a way that isn't at best vaguely and at worst blatantly homophobic/racist/some diabolical combo of both

↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

They keep saying he brought politics into hockey…by being gay in secret for a decade. Only difference is now he can go out on dates…

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

The way they tell it, you'd think they were fucking at center ice

↳↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

God I wish 🤤

↳↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Down girl

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

The only crime shane hollander has ever committed is waiting so long to grow his hair out

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Everyone say thank you Ilya

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

the metros throwing a fit while Shane's at home doing his skincare routine and minding his business 

↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Man owns condos in their heads 

TMZ @TMZ

It’s all-out war between the Montreal Metros and the Ottawa Centaurs! Watch Gilbert Comeau GO OFF on former teammate and captain, Shane Hollander, in a now-deleted Instagram rant. 

Video 1:

[Now deleted from Gilbert Comeau’s Instagram story:

Comeau appears to be in his bathroom at his Montreal home. He’s standing in front of his mirror, smoking a cigarette: 

Comeau: Literally every fucking question is about Hollander. He doesn’t even play here anymore! 

Comeau: Fuck! 

Comeau: Nobody gives a shit about that—(appears to stop himself and takes a deep breath). No one gives a shit about Hollander. He played a couple of good years, and now he plays for a third-rate team in a third-rate city, and we all have to fucking what? Worship him? Because he’s gay? (gestures widely with his free hand). 

Comeau: (laughing tiredly) God, if half of you motherfuckers even actually knew Shane Hollander. The most boring, lackluster, self-righteous motherfucker. He thinks he’s better than everyone else (he takes a drag and then exhales a plume of smoke). 

Comeau: He’s not. He's fucking not. There’s literally nothing special about him. He didn’t win those cups alone, you know (taps his chest). We did that. We won them. The team. The Metros. And I’m fucking pissed that this arrogant fucking asshole is still the fucking story!

The video cuts abruptly.] 

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Does Shane think he’s better than you or do YOU think he’s better than you?

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Like, I fear Shane doesn’t think of you at all, Gilbert

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Think? Baby we know he’s better. We can see and hear, I fear

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

We??? I know y’all speak French up there by EYE saw one person working their butt off and the rest of you….ehhhhh

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Let's remember to THINK before we speak. is it Thoughtful? Helpful? Important? Necessary? Kind?

↳↳Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435

Fuck that bitch we dont want the recipe to your mom's peach cobbler bitch please shut tf up

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

You’re gonna have to do a lot more than this to convince me Shane’s the problem sorry not sorry

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

So we’ve moved from tripping and sabotaging his own team to arrogance being the problem…okay

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Almost 15 years in the league and this is the first time anyone’s called Shane arrogant he literally never brags bruh

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Blah blah blah all that when you can just say you want Shane Hollander to bend you over SPARE US

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

I don't think shane does the bending friend 😔

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Tell him, not me!!

Ilya Rozanov and Harris Drover’s Text Thread

Ilya: You cannot ask me not to say something.

Harris: Ilya, I will handle it. I know Shane told you to let me handle it. 

Harris: I handled bitegate, didn’t I?

Ilya: Is not fair. They can just say anything. 

Ilya: Can disrespect my husband and I can say nothing?

Harris: Does Shane want you to say anything?

Ilya: Shane will never ask. You know this. 

Ilya: He will just take it. Will swallow it. 

Ilya: It hurts him. They’re hurting him, and you want me to do nothing? 

Harris: Not nothing. Ilya, you and Shane are both very dear to me. I love Shane. I’m trying to protect you both.

Ilya: It is my job to protect Shane.

Harris: I’ve been on the phone with some friends I have over in Montreal. They’re not happy either, Ilya. They’re trying to mend fences. They’ll reprimand Comeau. 

Ilya: I don’t want him reprimanded. 

Harris: Ilya, please.

Harris: Ilya?

Chapter End Notes

I thought I could do this in two chapters I'm the birthday clown

Chapter 3

Chapter Notes

Y'all have me tickled in them comments I've been laughing all week!!!

Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

👀👀👀

Video 1:

[A clip taken from the emergency episode of the Puck Around and Find Out Podcast:

Jacobson: (shaking his head) Look, you can say a lot of things about Hollander, but arrogant? Yeah, I don't buy it. 

Cunningham: I mean, he's got the talent, but if anything, Hollander’s always come off the opposite, sometimes too humble. I'm not sure where Comeau’s coming from.

Favreau: (sighs loudly and shrugs) It's obvious, isn't it? I think a lot of Metros players and fans are coming to a realization. Hollander’s humble. He doesn't brag. Always credits the team. Unfortunately, the Metros took that credit to heart, Comeau included.

Jacobson: (noddng) Hollander had them thinking they were better than they were.

Favreau: (setting his elbows on the table) Look, Hollander’s the kind of player that other players wanna match. He plays hard. Takes practice seriously. That champion mindset bled out into other players in the room. When he left, he took it with him. 

Jacobson: (nodding again) You can feel it when you watch the Metros play. They're all over the place.

Cunningham: And now the Centaurs are reaping the benefits. Damn.

Favreau: (laughs humorlessly) Not to mention Rozanov’s always been a hell of a captain. His leadership plus Hollander’s drive? It's a goddamn cheat code.]

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Finally someone talking some goddamn sense

↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Exactly can we please talk about Shane like he’s Shane MF’n Hollander?

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

*Hollander-Rozanov

↳↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

You’re so right Shane bby I’m sorry

Gilbert Comeau @GilComeauOfficial

A couple days ago, I made several comments in a moment of heightened emotion following a loss. I'm very passionate about my team and the sport we play. In that passion, I spoke out of turn, and I truly apologize to anyone who may have felt offended or hurt by my words. I genuinely did not mean any harm and only meant to express my frustration. 

Because of this, I have elected to enroll myself in anger management courses to better myself moving forward. I am listening and learning and am grateful for the support I've been shown. 

Thank You.

G.C.

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

It’s not enough to quote tweet the statement, I need to kick gilbert comeau right in the sac

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Oh thanks but i’m not hungry

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

It’s worse than I thought it would be holy shit

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Like whoaaaaaa

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

My guy I think I would’ve preferred you just not apologize if this is what we were gonna do

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

And to think….shane just at home minding his business

↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Cuddled up with his man, man has no idea what’s going on 😭

↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation  

↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper

↳↳↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

I just know Yuna Hollander has that hanging on a wall like live, laugh, love sign 😂

Ilya Rozanov and Jackie Pike’s Text Thread

Ilya: I need phone number.

Jackie: Whose?

Ilya: Comeau’s ex-wife.

Jackie: Oh, I already texted her. 

Jackie: 🫡

Bridgette Bouchard @OnlyBridgetteBouchard

Good to see the therapy's working, Gil. That and the 19-year-old you're dating, I'm sure. You know, I always wondered if Shane thought about you as much as you thought about him. I’m guessing no.

Image 1: 

[A collage of several screenshots taken from what appears to be a private Instagram account attributed to Gilbert Comeau. It features solely photos of Shane Hollander-Rozanov, each with a derogatory, incendiary caption underneath.]

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

19?????? Lock him up immediately idc idc

↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Throw away the key type shit

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

I run a stan account, and i don’t think of Shane this much sheesh

↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

I know he’s ranting like a freak in the captions but…..why is hollander shirtless in most of these posts???

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

He’s been typing the captions with one hand 

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

My brother in christ what THEE fuck

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

You know, i think we as a society have moved past the need for the Montreal Metros

↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Wow I can’t believe the team disbanded after Shane Hollander left

Ilya Rozanov and Cliff Marleau’s Text Thread

Ilya: You play Montreal next Thursday, yes?

Cliff: Yeah

Cliff: I saw the shit comeau’s been saying dw Vic and I are on it

Cliff: Heard from Pike, he got torn a new one by the Metros GM.

Ilya: k

Cliff: ?

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj

Even more bad blood? The Metros/Centaurs feud appears to continue with Ilya Rozanov sitting rinkside at tonight's Boston/Montreal game. 

Photo 1:

[A photo of Ilya Rozanov sitting rinkside at the Boston Raiders vs Montreal Metros game. He’s wearing a black hoodie with the hood up and dark colored jeans. He can be seen chewing on the strings of his hoodie, eyes tracking across the ice.]

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

Oh!! 

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Oh the saxophones are getting louder I fear

↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

He aint even wave at the camera oh ain't shit funny 😭😭😭😭

↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Right, no snacks. No drink. Just hands in pockets, Gilbert my guy you gotta gtfo

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

HollaNation! Stand ready behind our vanguard leader

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Shane has scary dog privilege??? Love that journey for him

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Shane: lets take the high road

Ilya: *loading a gun* mhm 

↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

Over under that shane has no idea ilya's in Boston with a gun

↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

He def just thinks Ilya's up the street lmaoooo

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

They gonna have to have Comeau go out the back way

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

OH SHIT

↳Boston Strong💪 @charlieguy1776

Damn…uh what happens when you hit the ice with your face?

↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

there's no way his nose isn't broken

Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

They been on his assssss oh Roz called a hit 

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

You can take the boy outta Boston…

↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Russian and claims Boston?? Baby that's a whole goon Comeau knew better

↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

Like that's a diabolical breed of yt boy

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Girl what even happened i looked away for a second and he was on the ground

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Gilbert get upppppp

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Well…clap IF you care

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

MARZANOV HIVE RISE

Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

Lemme slide Cliff Marleau 5 dollars for that hit

Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

This is doing nothing to retract the roz/holzy/marly rumors

↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Rumors???? You mean twitter derangement???

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

Metros just standing around maybe help your teammate????

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Baby, help him do what??? All they can do is pray for him

Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

And you wanna know the worst part? I bet you anything Shane isn’t even watching tonight

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Damn. 19yo GF broke up with you. Ex-Wife put you on blast. BoyCrush probably doesn’t even remember your name. What a world. 

↳↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

Damn triple homicide 😩

Ilya Rozanov and Harris Drover’s Text Thread

Harris: Ilya Rozanov. Why am I getting phone calls that you’re in BOSTON?

Ilya: You told me not to post. 

Ilya: I did not post.

Harris: Every gray hair, Ilya. 

Harris: Every gray hair is because of you.

Ilya: I left bottle of wine in your office.

Harris: I cannot be bought!

Ilya: Ah but can be bribed. 2 tickets to Fabian’s next show. Shane and I will dogsit. 

Harris:...

Harris: Get your ass back to Ottawa pronto

Chapter End Notes

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Chapter 4: Bonus

Chapter Notes

Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

RED ALERT 🚨 ⚠️📣 SHANE HOLLANDER SPOTTED IN BOSTON

Image Insert 1:

[Taken from a distance using a cellphone: a blurry photo of Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov returning to their Boston hotel. They appear to be holding hands. Rozanov appears to be dressed in the same outfit he was wearing at the Raiders/Metros matchup.]

Video Insert 1:

[Video taken by paparazzi from outside a Boston hotel: 

Pap 1: Shane! Shane! Over here! What do you have to say about what happened tonight?

Rozanov: (Pushing his way through the crowd) Back the fuck up!

(The two are separated for a moment as Hollander is swarmed by fans and paparazzi.) 

Pap 2: (shoving his mic in Hollander’s face) Shane do you think Comeau deserved a shattered cheekbone for what he said about you?

Hollander: Oh, I don't know who that is, sorry.

Rozanov: (Shoving past the reporter to take Hollander’s hand) Stay out of his fucking face.

Hollander is then pulled away by a frustrated Rozanov and guided into the hotel lobby.]

↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

😭😭😭😭

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Imagine talking all that garbage, begging for attention, just for him to say he has no idea who you are 😆

Image Insert 1:

[An overhead shot of Gilbert Comeau, laid out on the ice like Peter Griffin.]

↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Mind you he was at Comeau’s wedding 🥴

↳↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

LMAO Shane Trollander 🤣 💀

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Does Shane Hollander…have a personality?

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Are you new here?

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Oh that smile…Shane I see you 👀

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

He knew Roz was gonna handle it

↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Oh to be “handled” by Ilya Rozanov

↳↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

I’m not so sure comeau would say the same, love

↳↳↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

😩😩😩😩😩

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Shane’s face oh @RealLucaHaas congrats on your new sibling

↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

I’m the baby’s auntie, and I think it’s a girl 😂😂😂😂

HABs Chat

Kyle: Has enough time passed that I can call Roz hot for that or….

Fabian: No, you’re right, and you should say it

Kip: I didn’t see it before but I do get the big dick roz energy

Kip: LMAO Shane, did you text Scott????

Kip: Tattle tale!

Harris: Don’t encourage them. headache 1 and headache 2 have been tap-dancing on my nerves already

Kip: jokes on you, Scott also thinks it’s hot

Harris: Oh, Shane does too. So hot he and Ilya apparently MISSED THEIR FLIGHT

Kyle: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shane: We’re headed to the airport now.

Fabian: Remember to wear a scarf, love

Chapter End Notes

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Someone asked what bonus chapters are, and honestly, they're whatever I want them to be. Outtakes. Scenes I couldn't fit anywhere else. Ideas someone gave me like mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind on tumblr. We're just having fun. It's shits and gigs.

Chapter 5: Bonus #2

Chapter Notes

Got cracked. Making it y'all's problem.

Shane's still feeling giddy when they make it into the hotel lobby. Him. Shane Hollander. Giddy. Shane didn’t know giddy was something he could feel. 

Who knew? Life’s full of surprises. 

Ilya's grip around his hand is tight as he tugs Shane towards the elevator. There are eyes on them, Shane knows. Probably cameras, too. 

Fine. 

Let them look. There’s nothing they can do or say to him that hasn’t already been done or said. He’s sure they’ll hear all about their encounter with the press in the morning from Harris and Farrah. He knows his mother will call. 

Shane refuses to feel ashamed. Not about this.

Ilya protected him. 

Defended him. 

Shane hasn’t always had the luxury of being able to defend himself. He’s had to keep his head down. Bite his tongue and take whatever was dished his way, knowing things would be different if he were more…palatable. Instead, he’s had to let his talent and his record speak for him rather than his fists. When Comeau ran his mouth, Shane had clenched his jaw and moved on, resigned to it. 

But then Ilya had insisted on flying out to Boston.

He’d deposited Shane in the family box with St-Simon and Carmichael’s wives, a pair of sunglasses, and a ballcap to watch whatever justice he planned to dole out without being overwhelmed by the crowd. Breaking Comeau’s face hadn’t been on Shane’s to-do list, but he wasn’t exactly complaining. 

The elevator ride up to the penthouse feels like it takes forever. Ilya doesn’t let go of his hand. He doesn’t speak either. Just keeps his eyes forward, his expression still tight. Years ago, his silence would’ve made Shane anxious. Today? After that little display with the paparazzi out front? 

Shane shuffles back and forth on his heels, suddenly restless. He can feel heat licking up his spine, can feel himself trembling, jaw ticking as he watches the floor numbers climb. 

He’s shoving Ilya towards the bedroom as soon as the elevator doors slide open, depositing them right into the foyer of the penthouse suite. 

“You didn't have to,” Shane says between biting kisses. He can taste the Coke Ilya had during the car ride back from the arena, licks it from his mouth until he can feel himself drooling. Ilya breaks the kiss only to pull Shane's shirt over his head. 

Shane feels like he could vibrate out of his skin, like he’s on fire wherever Ilya’s fingers touch him. “I don't care what he thinks of me,” he gasps, “I don't care what any of them think of me.”

Ilya’s hand finds the hinge of Shane’s jaw, taking control and slowing the kiss. He pulls Shane close. “They want to take you away from me,” Ilya says against his lips, and though his voice is soft, Shane can hear the subtle anxiety vibrating in his voice. 

Shane’s thoughts have slowed to molasses, so it takes him a moment to remember what Ilya means. Montreal. The Metros. Wanting to re-sign him (so absurd it's actually hilarious). 

“They can't. No one can,” Shane promises. Ilya kisses him again, like he can’t get enough. He’s still kissing Shane when they tip backward onto the bed. Shane buries a hand in Ilya’s curls and tugs. Ilya groans as Shane moves his lips to his jaw, his neck. God, Shane wants him. He always wants him. He thinks he’d live in Ilya’s skin if he could, would fuse them so they never had to part. He buries his face against Ilya’s neck, huffs deep lungfuls of his scent. 

Fuck. 

He can’t stand it, his hips rocking against Ilya’s thigh desperately. How in the world did he ever think he could be attracted to women when Ilya exists? Ilya’s build. The weight of him. His chest. His stomach. His thick thighs. 

His thick cock. 

The smell of him. Unmistakably masculine. Shane takes another deep huff before sinking his teeth into the skin of Ilya’s neck and working his jaw. He feels Ilya’s big hand trail up his neck to cup the back of his head. He’s saying something in Russian, but Shane doesn’t have it in him to translate right now. No, his mind’s solidly focused on the press of Ilya’s thighs between Shane's legs. Shane whimpers, worrying the flesh of Ilya’s neck between his teeth as he rolls his hips.  

“You’ll make a mess in your pants,” Ilya says softly, and Shane can hear the laughter in his voice. “Let me take them off for you, moya piran'ya?”

Shane doesn’t want to let him go. He whines low in the back of his throat as Ilya moves to dislodge him.

Shane’s teeth have left sharp impressions, a ring of bright red sitting right at the base of Ilya’s neck. No shirt Ilya owns will cover it. 

Not that he'd want to anyway.

He should get this one tattooed, Shane thinks. Even more in the open than the others. Even more possessive. Ilya would do it if he asked. He knows it.

“Too many thoughts in that pretty head,” Ilya says. He unzips Shane's pants, hikes up his hips, and tugs them and his briefs off, leaving him blessedly nude. Shane groans when the fabric brushes roughly against his erection. 

“Ilya,” Shane sighs. His name feels warm and heavy on his tongue. “I need you.”

“I know, (my love). I know.” Ilya yanks off his sweatshirt and shoves down his jeans before crawling back onto the bed. Shane pushes him onto his back and kisses him again, hard, before sliding downward. He kisses his way down Ilya's neck. His chest. Bites at the tender flesh of his tummy. 

He buries his face in the V of Ilya's hip and inhales deep. His nose tickles when he brushes against the thatch of wiry hair that covers Ilya here. If he died here, between Ilya’s legs, he’d die happy.

He kisses his way up Ilya's shaft before taking him into his mouth. He loves sucking Ilya’s cock. Loves the velvet heat on his tongue, stretching his jaw. He groans when Ilya’s hand slides into his hair, guiding him. Tears prick at the corners of his eyes as he opens his throat, swallowing as much of Ilya as he can.

“You’re perfect, Shanya. Perfect. Your mouth…,” Ilya groans. Shane can hear the lazy smirk in his voice.  “Always so tight. You’d choke yourself on my cock if you could.” 

Shane feels light-headed, his throat working around Ilya’s cock. Ilya’s hips buck, and Shane gags before pulling off, spit trailing down his chin. He grips the base of Ilya’s dick and mouths at the head, rubbing the tip against his lips. Precum dribbles against his swollen lips, coating them like a gloss. He opens his mouth and slaps the head of Ilya’s cock against his tongue. 

“Fuck, Shane. You’re so fucking gorgeous. Krasivyy. Velikolepnyy. Sovershenstvo, lyubov' moya.” Ilya rubs his thumb against Shane's lower lip, and Shane can’t resist closing his lips around it, hollowing his cheeks, and bobbing his head.

Ilya curses, pulling his finger free before spitting into his hand and wrapping it around his hard cock. Shane whines at the sight, letting his jaw drop open. He loves when Ilya gets like this, when he can’t look away, all that laser focus directly on Shane.

“They all want pieces of you,” Ilya says, “but they cannot have you.”  And he’s coming, ropes painting Shane’s lips, his cheeks, his forehead, his eyelashes. Some of it splashes onto his tongue, and Shane sighs, lips smacking as he feels himself sinking.

“Fuck, get up here,” Ilya groans, hauling Shane up and rolling him onto his back. Ilya grips his thighs and almost bends him in half, knees pressed to his chest. Ilya’s fingers are wet when they brush against his hole. It’s too cool to be spit. When did he grab the lube? Shane must’ve been too dazed to notice. His breath hitches at the first press of Ilya’s fingers inside him, steady and familiar. Ilya kisses him, licks his own cum from Shane’s lips, and onto his tongue. They kiss and keep kissing while Ilya fingers him open until Shane can’t take it. He needs Ilya. Needs him bad. 

It should be a relief when Ilya slides inside him, warm and raw, but all Shane feels is hunger. Starvation. Agony. Ilya’s close, but not close enough. He wraps his arms around Ilya’s back, nails digging into his skin. Ilya rocks his hips in a slow, deep, undulating grind. His mouth is open, panting against Shane's cheek. 

Time slows, reduced to the sound of the bed’s creaking, the feeling of skin on skin, and sweat dripping down his neck. Shane turns his head, breathing in the smell of Ilya’s conditioner. His musk. Shane can’t resist. He sinks his teeth into the delicate skin right beneath Ilya’s ear. Ilya groans, hips stuttering. 

“Going to mark me again, Shanya?” He says. “I’m already yours.” 

And that’s it. Shane’s eyes roll, his jaw tightening as he cums, spilling between them. Ilya picks up the pace, the sound of his skin slapping skin filling the room. It’s almost too much.

It’s perfect.

Ilya stills with a grunt, liquid heat filling Shane. 

He releases his hold on Ilya’s neck. “Don’t pull out,” he rasps. “Stay with me.”

“It’ll be mess,” Ilya says quietly. He presses a kiss to Shane’s sweaty forehead.

“I know,” he sighs. “I don’t care. Just-just a few moments.”

Ilya hums, pulling Shane closer.  They’ll clean up in a moment.

Chapter End Notes

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