Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), OCs

Additional Tags:

Social Media, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), POV Outsider, Press and Tabloids, Twitter, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, light homophobia that is promptly dunked on, Parasocial Relationships, Protective Shane Hollander, Possessive Shane Hollander, inspired by ASAP and Rih at the Met Gala

Language:

English

Series:

Part 10 of Out On The Town

Stats:

Published: 2026-05-30 Completed: 2026-06-05 Words: 2,943 Chapters: 3/3

All I need in this life of sin (is me and my boyfriend)

Summary

TMZ @TMZ
Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.”

- or -

Shane's getting really tired of people talking shit about his husband.

Notes

Aye, I finished school, so y'all can now call me bittlebarnes, PhD.
Anyway, this is partially inspired by ASAP and Rih in that car after the Met Gala, and partially by the 3-leaf endive salad I had at a charity event last year. Literally 3 leaves and some edible flowers. I wanted to kill my husband and then myself.

Chapter 1

TMZ @TMZ

Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.” 

Photo 1: 

[The photo is taken from a distance using a zoom lens: Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov can be seen through the window. Both are clearly dressed for an event. Hollander is seated on one side of the sprinter van, hands in his lap with a neutral expression, mouth turned slightly down at the corners. Rozanov appears to be mid-sentence, mouth open and gesturing with his hands to a disinterested-looking Hollander.]

Photo 2: 

[Taken on the carpet outside the fundraiser hall: Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are clearly stopped for photos. Both are wearing media smiles. They’re holding hands.]

↳Boston Strong💪 @charlieguy1776

Off the clock for the PR relationship, huh?

↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

My shanebug noooooo

↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Seriously, he looks like he’s disassociating just having to listen to roz*nov

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Rozanov’s literally draining the life out him 

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

I know right???? God I wish that were me 😩

↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Down girl

Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

I’d look that way too if i had to eat the food at that event

Image Insert 1:

[A photo someone took of their plate from inside the venue. The portions are laughably small.]

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Girl why does it look like everyone’s following that old 70s diet

↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

A crumb of context perhaps????

↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

I gotchu: It’s this old diet from Vogue where people ate 2 eggs, a glass of white wine, and a cigarette for like every meal

↳↳↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Shane doesn't smoke and he doesn't drink during the season????

↳↳↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Exactly

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Oh this explains it that brother’s starvin

↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

He’ll be fine he’s got 9 inches of schmeat right there

↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Imagine being hungry, and ya man start talking to you bout sum dih I’d do more than look vaguely homicidal tf????

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Mother has morning sickness! Let him rest!!!

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

It’s like 10pm in this pic?

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

That’s all you had an issue with?

Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Water, no ice. A single lamb chop on a bed of arugula. hours of small talk. and then my husband talking to me in the car? Shane really is God’s strongest soldier

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

You know Shane’s thinking about a fat salad w/ no dressing and some quinoa and Ilya’s just yapping 😭😭😭😭😭

Image Insert 1: 

[A zoomed in photo of Shane’s zoned out expression cropped from the tabloid.] 

↳↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

Yo I’m pissy 🤣

↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

The no dressing is OD not too much on Shane!!!!

↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

LMAO get that man some lettuce!!! 

Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Do I love Shane? Absolutely. Do I think a single taki could kill him? Unfortunately, yes.

Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

You just know Roz just talking bout some bs too

Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

I couldn’t be famous bc imagine a camera catching your RBF and making it discourse™

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Eemagine!!

ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Damn can’t even be annoyed with your man in peace anymore. Get me back to God’s country!!!!

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Right? Yall’d hate to see how we get down at my place

Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435

Hollanov divorce on the horizon?

↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

Promise?

↳↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Prayer circle. Everyone clasp hands

↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Miss Irina’s gonna get you

↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

I know Mama Yuna taking notes about who’s talking shit I know it

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

The face you make when you leave a winning team for some dick 🙄

Image Insert 1: 

[A zoomed in photo of Shane’s zoned out expression cropped from the tabloid.] 

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Remind the class what the metros won recently….rightttttt

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Comeau won a new nose

↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Drapeau won a losing streak

↳↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Rumor is Theriault’s about to win a new job 👀

↳↳↳↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

3 wins we call that a hat trick boys

↳↳↳↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Thank god i can only stab this doll so many times

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

Tbf we did learn it is kind of some once in a lifetime dick

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

All this talk and divorce rumors just for them to go home, eat, and then fuck

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

I SAW THAT LIKE@realIlyaRozanov

Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

It’s not weird to say that shane looks miserable

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

They’re booing you but you’re right

Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Shane has literally always had RBF

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Like hello??? Thee Hockey Robot???

↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

These’ new gen fans used to him smiling and shit like Shane is LOCKED IN all the time Man has the emotional range of a corn chip

↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

*that he shares with us

Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

Let shane mean mug in peace pls ibeg

↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Heaven forbid he's not  camera ready all the time

Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy

They’re not a good match I'm sorry. Ilya needs a party girl (or guy ig) and Shane needs someone soft and sensitive

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

I think Shane knows what Shane needs????

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Y’all are weird. This is weird!!!

Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

Love Island is re-starting so I'm thinking about parasocial relationships A LOT. Enjoy the twitter hell I've crafted!!!

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Hey uh…guys….we’re losing the plot…I’m getting worried….uh guys????

Photo Insert: 

[A screenshot of a TikTok thumbnail that reads “7 reasons I think we're at the end of the Hollanov PR relationship pt 1” It features a woman walking down a New York City street with a tiny mic.]

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

OH

↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

My crew, let's go 🚶🏾‍♀️

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

It’s been a week, and we’re still talking about Shane Hollander’s RBF???? There's nothing else going on in the world, y'all wanna focus on (face card Amex tho)? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Annoyed shane mogging the entire MHL I know Roger Crowell is sick

Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

I’ve held my tongue for long enough. I hate that man™

↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Why would you say something so controversial but so brave????

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Don’t let them silence you, you're right! 

↳Shane’s Army @hollanderdefender24

Never wrong, just early 🤷

Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Since we’re speaking our truths…they just don’t look right together! Shane’s so delicate and pretty and Rozanov’s so 😷🤢🤮🤧

↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Like…was there no one else??? Why are we laying down with dirty dick?????

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Roz is hot like burning why are we lying???

↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

No, we have to be serious 

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Hey, take a look at this real quick and tell me what you see:

Photo Insert: 

[A common chart containing various groupings of letters of different sizes used for checking vision at the eye doctor.]

Daddy Hollzy Luver 😝 @callmebymyname24

My only prayer is that Shane escapes without a baby 🙏

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

he’s…a man

↳↳Daddy Hollzy Luver 😝 @callmebymyname24

Yeah but Shane gives “would stay for an outside kid” teas 😩

Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

because WHY would I like the man that RUINED Shane’s life????

↳Daddy Hollzy Luver 😝 @callmebymyname24

Seriously! Roz comes in the picture and suddenly it’s scandal after scandal mess after mess!!!

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Literally Scott Hunter had the right idea. Found a nobody who’s pretty and doesn’t talk 

↳↳Scott Hunter’s Dirty Jock @claradelune

Now hold on

↳↳Salute to the Admirals 🫡 @bigapple1991

And when Scott Hunter cusses you out I don’t want to hear shit

↳↳↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

*Carter Vaughn

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Right he’s still from Brooklyn stop playin 😭

It’s B-Town Til I Die @sallypalmer87

Some of yall have never been popped in the mouth and it shows

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Not a single ounce of hometraining

Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

I dare yall to say this shit to Roz’s face.

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

All big and bad behind that keyboard

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Y'all are weird!!! Let Shane live his life!!

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Shane literally barely talks to us why are we putting words in his mouth 😩

Sal’s Shop 🚗 @mrfixit617

Whole TL worked up about a PR relationship btw. Yuna Hollander strikes again 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

↳Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy

Dating Ilya edged up Shane's image. Dating Shane cleaned up Ilya's. Made both of them more palatable to brands and gave them more opportunities. Everything is fake under capitalism 

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Dating Rozanov literally got Shane kicked off the Metros how are we rewriting history already????

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

I'm begging yall to touch grass 😣😣

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Yeah, so Shan’es not gonna fuck you. You can bash Ilya (HIS HUSBAND) all you want. You can tell Shane to leave him. Okay. Then what? He’s not gonna pick you!

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

re-fucking-tweet

Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

Wait, did Shane delete? I can’t find any of his posts.

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Okay it’s not just me! I hope he’s okay. It’s probably been a stressful couple days for him.

↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

I can see his posts just fine? He just posted a pic of Anya and a sponsorship???

↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Same

↳↳↳↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

Bro??? What’s going om

↳↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

LMAFO Ur blocked hun 💅

hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Shane mass blockin hoes lmao he’s the funniest person alive actually

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

TL in shambles. Bitches crashing out bc Shane blocked them. His power…

↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

It actually kills me because Shane never says anything but you always hear him loud and clear lmaooooooo

Free24_NOW @deportRozanov

There’s no way Shane’s blocking fans. He never blocks anyone!

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Until you 😘

↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Y’all got online talking smack about his man what did you think was gonna happen???

Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Deleting any negative tweet I’ve ever made about Ilya Rozanov Shane please don’t kick me out I won’t survive 😬😬

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

@Real_ShaneHollander 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 found another one ♥️

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

I didn’t mean it!!!!🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Whoever’s running Shane’s account is going through following lists. All of my alts are blocked too. 

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Multiple accounts to hate on Rozy…mental illness

Nick Young 🏒 @HockeyStickHockeyNick

🚩 Marked safe from being blocked by Shane Hollander 🙂‍↕️

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

LMFAO?????

Shane and Yuna Hollander’s Text Thread

Yuna: Honey I know you’re upset.

Yuna: You can't mass block fans. We don’t want to feed this.

Yuna: Shane, I need you to call me.

This message could not be delivered.

Yuna: SHANE HOLLANDER

Shane Hollander and Harris Drover’s Text Thread

Harris: Hey Shane can we hop on a call rq

Harris: No one’s mad, we just want to make sure everything’s okay

Harris: We’re trying to be responsive, not reactive

Harris: I’ll try to catch you at the arena tomorrow, okay?

Shane Hollander and Rose Landry’s Text Thread

Rose: lol send me your block list

Shane: [6 screenshots attached] 

Cens “Adult” Group Chat

Dykstra: This is still one of the funniest pictures ever taken, btw

Photo attachment: [The photo from the original TMZ article.]

Hayes: I just know Roz ordered a Coke, and they brought him a Pepsi without telling him 

Bood: Nah, that's his “did you see that bullshit” face. Someone said something racist/homophobic/both

Barrett: So being married to Roz doesn't spare you from his zoomies, got it 

Chouinard: You're laughing? Roz can't get another dog, and you're laughing? Smh #saveroz

Chapter End Notes

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Chapter 3

Chapter Notes

Howdy again. I'm here for a super fun, silly, goofy time. Hope y'all are having fun, too. Let's wrap this bad boy up.

HABs Chat

Kip: So…about that block list…

Harris: Please don’t encourage them. I have my hands full with being bullied by other orgs' comms teams already 😭

Kyle: You’re so right, Harris

Kyle has removed Harris from this chat

Kyle: Now that Harris has plausible deniability 

Kyle:  The list please @Shane 🫴🏻

Fabian: I’m so glad Ryan’s retired because no one’s going to tell me who I can and can’t block lol

Shane: [8 screenshots attached] 

Fabian: Oh this is comprehensive 

Fabian:  Babe, remember to drink some water. Maybe some blue light glasses.

Ilya: 👍🏻👌🏻

Kyle: And since we’re sharing 

[4 screenshots attached]

Kip: There has to be a better way to organize this

—

Kip: Link: [Kip Grady-Hunter (Kip.Grady.Hunter@gmail.com) has invited you to edit the following google sheet]

Kyle: omg???/?

Kyle: Is this organized by TEAM????

Kip: I included a lot of folks related to the Admirals. Gloria had some repeat offenders too.

Kip: The amount of people obsessed with Scott?? I think he inspired a character in a book, and the amount of sexual harassment….

Kip: Comms just wanted him to ignore it. I took his phone and blocked all of it for him. Idc if they think I’m overstepping

Kyle: I know this was all just a convoluted plot to avoid your dissertation but I love when I win so. Consider it updated 🫡

CentaWHAPs Chat

Cassie: What is this I’m hearing about a spreadsheet 👀🤲

Harris:  a spreadsheet????

Cassie has removed Harris from this chat

Cassie: Link pls 🙂‍↕️

Shane: Link

Selena: oh HELL yeah

Caitlyn: Yeah I’ve got a couple names to add

Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

I’m really starting to worry about Shane. He NEVER treated fans like this before R******

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

No I’m actually starting to really worry about him 😟 he’s not acting like himself. I hope he’s safe.

↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Yeah we’re fully off the rails, I fear

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

I thought we established there was no *before* Roz???? 🤦

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Who’s Shane gonna pick? A random fan or his actual husband???? HM???? I WONDER????

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Shane got that man’s number tatted….babe, they’re LOCKED IN 

↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

he literally can’t stop biting him it was never gonna be you 😭

Free24_NOW @deportRozanov

I didn’t realize Rozanov couldn’t take a little criticism 🙄

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Calling his marriage PR isn’t criticism??? TF???

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

In the last week you freaks have been *checks notes*:

-biphobic

-xenophobic

-biphobic AGAIN

-implied an abusive relationship

-implied Roz has an STI

-implied Shane is STUPID

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

No seriously all of this is just a fancy way to call Shane a dummy???? Apparently, he’s not smart enough to know what’s good for him or what he actually wants????

↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi

Highest Hockey IQ in the league btw

↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex

It's the infantilization for me. Shane’s a grown fucking man!!!

24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

Bro Hayden blocked me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

SHANE TOO WHAT THE FUCK

↳↳Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435

Why the fuck do they even care about RPF, they’re literally rich???

↳↳↳Shayden🫱🏻‍🫲🏽Hollanov @whynotboth1234

I’m not sure they do? I think they hate people being shitty about their spouses? Honestly, Jackie Pike should legally be allowed to shoot one of you weirdos a month after what happened with her last baby

↳↳↳↳Hunter🫱🏼‍🫲🏻Grady🫱🏼‍🫲🏿Vaughn @juuuuulie

Like….i make photo edits, memes, and mind my business. Y’all harass Jackie Pike. We’re not the same. ✌️

↳↳↳↳↳Rozleaunov @raidmeraiders

Hell yeah brother

Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Shane getting yall together

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

As he should

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Shout out to our strict™ king

Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435

So in the past week I’ve been blocked by Shane Hollander, Hayden Pike, SCOTT FUCKING HUNTER for some reason….and I can still see Roz****’s fucking tweets 🫩 

↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

Ilya leaving everyone unblocked is actually the funniest outcome 😂

David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s Text Thread

David: Hey kid!

David: Any word on when Shane plans to unblock his mom? I can only keep her from coming over there for so long.

Ilya: Ehhhhh

Ilya: Give him another day?

Ilya: Am working on it

Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander’s Text Thread

Ilya: What do I tell David?

Shane: That mom’s gonna get an eyeful if she comes over? 

Ilya: Mmm. 

David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s Text Thread

Ilya: Mood has not improved

Ilya: Give me 24-36 hours 

David: Okay, kid 🙂

Ilya: 🫡

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov 

The man I’m holding hostage 😣#SaveShane

Photo 1:

[A photo of Shane Hollander-Rozanov laying on a bench next to the firepit outside the couple’s shared cottage. The family dog, Anya, can be seen licking at Hollander’s face.]

↳Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed

Someone gave Dykstra the aux at practice #SaveShane #SaveUsAll

↳Wyatt Hayes @OfficalWyattHayes

Had to smell Roz’s socks before practice 🤢 #SaveShane

↳Nick Young 🏒 @HockeyStickHockeyNick

Cap’s letting Hollzy run our next few practices #SaveUsAll 🫩

↳↳Troy Barrett @Troy_Barret_Official

I still can’t feel my legs from last time 😩

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Prayer circle for the Cens 🕯️

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

You know Shane’s been irritated #SaveTheCens

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov 

☀️ #ShaneIsSaved

Photo 1:

[A selfie taken outside the couple’s shared cottage. Ilya Rozanov-Hollander appears to be holding the camera. He can be seen kissing his spouse, Shane Hollander-Rozanov, on the cheek. The couple’s dog, Anya, is pictured trying to squeeze between them.]

Bonus:

HABs Chat

Kyle: Oh shit

Kip: ???

Kyle has added Harris to this chat

Harris: Yeah so fuck you guys 🙁

Harris:....

Harris: For purely non comms reasons ....can I see the spreadsheet….

Chapter End Notes

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