Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories:

F/M, M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Kip Grady/Scott Hunter, Ryan Price/Fabian Salah, Eric Bennett/Kyle Swift, Cassie Boodram/Zane Boodram, Lisa Hayes/Wyatt Hayes

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Kip Grady, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Ryan Price (Game Changers), Fabian Salah, Eric Bennett, Kyle Swift, OCs

Additional Tags:

Social Media, Two Shot, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), POV Outsider, Press and Tabloids, Twitter, Discourse (TM), Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, light homophobia that is properly dunked on, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Shane Hollander, Tattoos, Biting Kink, Strength Kink, Established Relationship

Language:

English

Series:

Part 8 of Out On The Town

Stats:

Published: 2026-03-31 Completed: 2026-04-07 Words: 2,598 Chapters: 3/3

Six Feet Tall and Super Strong

Summary

Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed
Y’all thought the competition stopped??? 😮‍💨

-or-

A harmless post starts Twitter discourse because, of course.
It may also start a trend?

Notes

I am back don't worry the next chapter is longer (and it's already written in my notebook just gotta type it up) but it made sense to cut it here see you sooooooooooon.

Chapter 1

Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed

Y’all thought the competition stopped??? 😮‍💨

Video 1:

[Taken in the Centaurs’ weight room: Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is lying on his back in preparation for a bench press. The bar is racked above him with no additional weight. Shane Hollander-Rozanov is standing next to the bench, hands on his hips.

Hollander: This is stupid. There’s no way.

Wyatt Hayes (off camera): I don’t know. I think Roz can do it.

Hollander: (groaning) Don’t encourage him.

Rozanov: Scared, Hollander?

Hollander: Oh (bleep) you, Rozanov.

Hollander moves, throws his leg over the bench, straddling it (and Rozanov), and hoists himself up onto the bar. He moves around for a moment until he finds a comfortable position and nods. Rozanov unracks the bar, Hollander included, and lifts. Hollander lets out a yelp. Rozanov grunts but holds steady before moving into a bench press. He does several reps before re-racking the bar.

The video cuts.

Hollander and Rozanov are then seen in reverse positions, with Hollander on the bench and Rozanov perched on the bar. Hollander unracks the bar and performs several bench presses until he completes at least one more rep than Rozanov, then re-racks the bar.

Rozanov: (laughing) Ah. So strong.]

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Just one night just one night just one night just one night–

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Like…i’ll sit in the corner i won’t make a sound just let me in the ROOM

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

“What if he let Roz win just to get laid??” They’re literally married, and he still won’t let Roz win! 😭

↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

You know he was heated about Roz’s MVP win last season

↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Just mad asl 🤣

↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

I’m sorry, but if my husband BENCH PRESSED me we aint stopping til I’m pregnant idc idc 😩

hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Thigh-tat spotted!!!!

Image Insert: 

[A screengrab taken from Zane Boodram’s recent video. A close-up of Rozanov’s shorts riding up around thick thighs while he sits on the bar. The lower half of a bitemark tattoo is visible.]

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Shane, get off Roz bro!

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

He just using Roz as a chew toy at atp

↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure ROZ SHOW US THE FULL TAT

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Real talk we need to see if shane bit him anywhere else…for research

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

For science!!!

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Guys stop being horny for Rozy on main Shane's gonna bite him again 😩

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Too late he's chewin on roz like a piece of jerky already I just know it

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Shane Hollander how did anyone ever convince us you were boring???

↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Real shit the way they used to talk about him you'd think he was a monk

↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Who is us??? i always knew he was a lil freak. freak recognizes freak

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

I'm Shane Hollander and I don't drink alcohol during the season and I do yoga and also I cannot physically restrain myself from biting my husband

↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Tbf have you SEEN his husband?

↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Oh this wasn't a critique I understand him deeply

↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall 

I think it’s sweet 😊

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Well I think it’s HOT AS FUCK ME NEXT

Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989

IDK i think the biting thing is weird????? Making your partner get a tattoo of your teeth marks is toxic i feel

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

I promise Roz is right where he wants to be

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Don’t save him. He don’t wanna be savedddd

↳Ilya’s Curls @lavendarfalls

No, I get it it seems controlling. I know everyone’s on Hollander’s dick rn but let's not pretend there haven't always been rumors that he’s a control freak

↳↳Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy

Finally, somebody said it! Roz’s whole personality changed when he got with Hollander

↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

You mean when they were teenagers because….

↳↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi 

Roz constantly smiling. Roz “that’s my fucking husband” anov. The man who keeps his man with a bouquet of flowers oh, we’re not being serious i fear

↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Shane also has a tat for Roz??? Did we all forget that

↳↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

As competitive as they are he probably has more than one 

↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Oh no Roz settled down Shane must be toxic- do you hear how crazy that sounds

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

My brother in christ where have you been? They’ve literally been together since the Obama administration

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

Get a load of this loser

↳↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

Oh, no, thanks, I’m not hungry

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Oh brother this guy STINKS

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Me when i’m a parasocial weirdo

↳Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989

Nobody’s trying to cancel Shane. I’m just stating my opinion, sheesh

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Well, your opinion’s dumb as fuck–my opinion

Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Shane, sweetie, get behind me

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

said Ilya Rozanov probably 

Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

Puck Buzz @puckbuzzgossip

Debates continue to rage online about the Hollander-Rozanov affair. Fans and haters alike are speculating about rumors calling Hollander “toxic,” “controlling,” and “neurotic.”  Anonymous sources are now claiming Rozanov is “trapped” and that, “after the video, Roz had to get citizenship somehow, or he’d get sent back to Russia, so he just does whatever Hollander says.” Neither Hollander nor Rozanov could be reached for comment.

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Anonymous source???? I smell a bitter Roz-a-Hoe 

↳↳Ilya’s Curls @lavendarfalls

Are we really blaming the women Ilya willingly slept with right now?

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Roz-a-Hoe is genderless, love 

↳↳↳↳Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy

We've never heard about Roz with other guys

↳↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Geez I wonder why we never publically heard about a Russian citizen having queer hookups? Hmmm??? Let's put our thinking caps on 🤔

↳↳↳↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Fr if Johnny had 3 apples…

↳↳↳↳Roza-Femme @itsalwaysrainy

Well i agree it’s toxic, and no, I’ve never had sex with Ilya Rozanov 

↳↳↳↳↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

Damn, hating from outside the club and can’t even get in 😭

↳↳↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl

I understand. I, too, grieve the chance to be a roz-a-hoe, but babes, you gotta MOVE ON

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Heaven forbid a man mark his territory

↳↳Ilya’s Curls @lavendarfalls

Ilya isn’t property tf

↳↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

Does he know that????

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

If yall think a bitemark tat is toxic…maybe don’t get one

↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Like my man got my name tatted, I fear i’m not single enough for all the complaints lmao

Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed

Live video of Hollzy controlling and manipulating Rozy 😔

Video 1:

[Video taken from the Ottawa Centaurs’ weight room: Shane Hollander-Rozanov is seen moving through a series of stretches, including a standing wall split. Hollander can be seen bending over until both of his hands are planted on the floor in front of him. While still bent over, he slides one foot backward up the wall behind him until his leg is fully extended. He then uses his hands to rock his body backward until he is fully flush with the wall.

The camera then pans across the weight room. 

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander can be seen walking across the room. He’s not watching where he’s walking, eyes focused on Hollnader. A loud bang can be heard as Rozanov walks into one of the exercise machines.

Other Centaurs’ plays (including Boodram, who is filming) can be heard laughing while Rozanov swears loudly in Russian.

The camera pans back to Hollander, who has moved back into a standing position, looking confused.]

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

I understand you Ilya Rozanov. I am insanely jealous but I understand.

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Roz better than me I would've accidentally walked into traffic 🚶‍♀️ 

Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

So, wait, which is it? Either Rozanov’s a sex god, devil-may-care, bad boy who can’t be controlled, or he’s a wittle bitty baby boy being pushed around by his husband.

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Can’t believe Shane Hollander made Ilya Rozanov marry him at gunpoint 😩

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Dragged him to the altar kicking and screaming apparently

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Lmao Shane put a bottle of vodka and a cigarette under a box propped up by a stick circa Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

No guys Ilya was obviously baby-trapped didn’t you hear???? He was 8 months pregnant with Luca Haas and Anya here

Photo Insert 1:

[Photo of Shane Hollander in an oversized Metro’s hoodie. It was taken shortly before Rozanov joined the Centaurs.] 

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

The concept of Luca Haas and Anya being twins…

↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

You don’t see the resemblance?

Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Breaking New: Shane Hollander destroyed the Montreal Metros, kidnapped Ilya Rozanov, and is currently torturing the Ottawa Centaurs–a true villain

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

He also stole my homework

Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Gas prices are crazy #ThanksShaneHollander

let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

Stubbed my toe. I can’t believe Shane Hollander put that wall there #ThanksShaneHollander

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

My Metros are on a six-game losing streak #ThanksShaneHollander

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

You mean #ThanksHenriTherialt

↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

#thanksgilbertcomeau

↳↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

#thankspatricedrapeau

Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

Apparently Boston scares away the hoes #thanksCliffMarleau

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Good to see someone still having fun in Roz/Marly delululand

↳↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

No one’s saying Shane isn’t also there!! Ilya Rozanov has two hands, okay???

↳↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Yeah, one for each of Shane Hollander’s cheeks, babes

Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic 

It’s raining today so my pookie won’t piss outside #thanksshanehollander

Photo 1:

[A photo of a dappled Dachshund in a yellow raincoat refusing to go outside in the rain.]

Helen Boyle @OttawaInkDiva🫟

Learned how many professional sports WHAPs like to bite #ThanksShaneHollander (Thanks @neverbetterthanboyle for taking pics)

Photo 1: 

[A photo taken at Helen Boyle’s Ottawa tattoo shop: Helen is seen sitting next to a reclined client whose face is not pictured. Boyle is wearing a facemask and gloves, holding up a peace sign with one hand and her tattoo gun in the other. Her client is also holding up a peace sign. A half-finished bitemark tattoo can be seen on his exposed shoulder.]

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Oh it’s freak4freak season, move over tradwives #thanksshanehollander

Zane Boodram @ZaneBBQed

Apparently it's all a competition now #thanksshanehollander

Video 1:

[Video taken in the Boodram's backyard: Zane Boodram can be seen doing push-ups with Cassie and Milo Boodram sitting on his back, giggling with each rep.]

Evan Dykstra @NotaDykIPromise

So much for solo hiking lmao. Wouldn’t have it any other way. #thanksshanehollander 

Photo 1:

[The photo is taken outside, on one of Ottawa's hiking trails: Evan Dyskstra is dressed for a hike. He's wearing his hiking pack in reverse, on his chest instead of his back. His wife, Caitlin Dykstra, is hoisted on his back like a backpack, arms around his neck and legs around his waist.]

Wyatt Hayes @OfficalWyattHayes

Really having to push myself all of the sudden #ThanksShaneHollander 

Video 1:

[The video is taken in the Hayes's home gym: Wyatt Hayes is doing pull-ups on the bar while his wife, Lisa Hayes, holds onto his legs with her knees bent. Each rep lifts her slightly off the ground.]

Kip Grady-Hunter @KipOnMyShoulder

@realscotthunter you've never bench pressed me ☹️

↳Carter Vaughn @RealCarterVaughn 

Lmao??

↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

I would never do you like that Kip

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

A gross oversight on his part

↳NY Admirals @New York Admirals

👀

Scott Hunter @realscotthunter

My bad #thanksshanehollander

Video 1:

[Taken in the Grady-Hunter home gym: Kip Grady-Hunter lies horizontally across Scott Hunter’s shoulders. Hunter holds him like he would a barbell and does a series of walking lunges. Kip can be seen giggling in the audio.] 

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Oh have you ever been swallowed up???

↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

Kip just tickled pink too boy FUCK YOU

↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

One day you're working in a smoothie shop…the next…. you're being used as a hockey player's barbell…haha I'm gonna kms

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

*shaking* im so so so so so happy for you!!!! Unrelated but can someone help me find a tall building rq???

↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

Oh so true love IS real

↳Salute to the Admirals 🫡 @bigapple1991

Guys remember the rules the more time Scott spends being gay on main the better our chances for the cup

↳↳ Scott Hunter’s Dirty Jock @claradelune

Guys we're down by two anyone else on the Admirals wanna come out rq??? For the good of the team???

✨ Fabian Salah 🎤✨ @FabianSalah

He’s retired but still strong!

Photo 1:

[A selfie of a smiling Fabian Salah seated on Ryan Price's shoulder with a glass of wine.]

↳See You at Kingfisher @TotallyKyleSwift

Same, but he's still gotta lift kegs.

Photo 1:

[A photo taken at Kingfisher: Eric Bennett has one arm hooked under Kyle Swift’s right elbow and the other hooked under right his knee. He’s holding Swift like he would a weight for a bicep curl being used as weight for a bicep curl.]

↳↳See You at Kingfisher @TotallyKyleSwift

Also #thankyoushanehollander

Troy Barrett @Troy_Barret_Official

#thanksshanehollander

Video 1:

[Shakey video taken in the lower levels of the Centaurs’ training facility. Troy Barrett sneaks up behind an unaware Harris Drover. Drover yelps when Barrett tosses him over his shoulder and takes off in a sprint, out of the video’s frame.] 

↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Ah so love is real just not for me I see

↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Oh to be partnered with/married to a hot hockey player who can throw me around as hockey equipment

Chapter End Notes

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my main tumblr that's all fandom junk.

Some housekeeping because I like firing gunshots to keep the rent low:
1. You’re not spamming me. I am laughing at every single one. Also, I love people laughing at the same shit I laughed at. I actually frequently come back to read comment sections when I need a lil serotonin boost, so you’re not bothering me.

2. If it was not obvious, I am Black™. My humor can get very niche and, no, I will not explain the joke if it lands it lands

3. It's come to my attention that there may be a certain lack of decorum in some heated rivalry comment sections. Now I haven't seen any cutting up over here (good job, team), but let me be very clear in case anyone gets ideas: I've been doing this fanfic shit for a longggggggg time (I remember the citrus scale VIVIDLY), and I do this for me and only me. Don't get me wrong, it’s shits and gigs, and I'm having fun (I hope you are too!), but keep it cute or keep it on mute. I have seen some comments in other friends’ comment sections that are perplexing? Astounding? Downright headscratching? I know a lot of HR fans are new to this space and are still learning etiquette, but again, I ain't your teacher. If you take it there, I will take it to hell. You try to be funny? I will be hilarious. Yes, that is a threat. If you haven't picked up from my writing, my mouth is reckless. Don't let ya fingers write a check you can't cash, okay? Okay. (And don’t let me find your other social media I will bring up the fact that your dad left/grandma died/you were bullied in the 4th grade if I find that out lmaoooo)

Chapter 3: Bonus

HABs Chat

Kip: Okay, sound off @everyone! Alive? Intact? Legs still working?

Fabian: jury's still out on the legs but I am alive. Ryan's still asleep so at least I know I wore him out too

Harris: currently hiding in my office so no one can perceive me

Kyle: legs are Jelly but it was worth it #thanksshanehollander 

Kip: 😂😂😂 

Kip: no seriously a round of applause for hockey’s canceled golden boy

Kyle: @shane I owe you a ginger ale the next time you're in NYC

Ilya: was I not also helpful?

Kip: the hashtag is “#thanksshanehollander,” Rozanov

Harris: He's being nice. No, Ilya you were not helpful

Fabian: 🤭

Cliff Marleau and Shane Hollander’s Text Thread

Cliff: it's been eating at me

Cliff: I hope there's no hard feelings, Hollander

Shane: ???

Shane: hard feelings?

Cliff: roz told me he told you about Vegas 2015

Shane:...

Shane: okay

Cliff: and I just wanted to make sure we were cool

Shane: refresh my memory 

Cliff: the 4some?

Shane: oh!

Shane: right. 

Cliff: he did tell you about that, right?

Cliff: right???

Cliff Marleau and Ilya Rozanov’s Text Thread

Cliff: I fucked up but it's actually your fault so I'm not sorry

Ilya: ?

Ilya: !!!

Cliff: Roz?

Cliff: Damn. Got ‘em 😔

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's Text Thread 

Shane: a foursome with Cliff Marleau???

Ilya: ?

Ilya: he blabbers

Ilya: Vegas stays in Vegas, no?

Ilya: was 2015

Ilya: Shane?

Ilya: Shane!!

Cliff Marleau and Ilya Rozanov’s Text Thread

Cliff: Why did you send me a fruit basket? Is this a threat?

Cliff: oh shit I missed the card

Cliff: omfg

Cliff: Voice Memo 4:46

Cliff: I'm telling him you sent that shit you absolute freak

Ilya: 🙂