Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

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No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble & Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), OCs

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Social Media, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), POV Outsider, Press and Tabloids, Twitter, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, light homophobia that is promptly dunked on, Parasocial Relationships, Protective Ilya Rozanov, Possessive Behavior, podcasts, sports podcasts (derogatory), inspired by knicks discourse

Language:

English

Series:

Part 11 of Out On The Town

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Published: 2026-07-03 Completed: 2026-07-29 Words: 3,969 Chapters: 4/4

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Summary

Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
Watching fans who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨

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Sometimes it hurts to remember just how good at hockey Shane Hollander actually is.

Notes

heyyyyy how yall doin'
I'm back with Beyonce-themed shenanigans. Saw some of y'all wilin' on threads. Keep that over there so I don't have to cuss you out, 'kay? Thanks!

Chapter 1: Heated

Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Some days I really miss them™ 😢😢

Image Insert 1: 

[Taken after game 7 of the 2015 Stanley Cup final: From left to right. JJ Boiziau, Shane Hollander-Rozanoz, and Hayden Pike are pictured in the Metros’ locker room. Both Boiziau and Pike have their arms wrapped around Hollander. All three are soaked with champagne and smiling at the camera.]

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Oh the good ole’ days 🚬

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

Stop now i’m fuckin’ emo 😫

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

You don’t understand this trio was extremely fucking personal to me

Image Insert 1:

[A photo from Shane Hollander’s 2nd season with the Metros. He’s sitting on the bench with Hayden Pike and JJ Boiziau. All three appear focused on what’s happening on the ice in front of them.] 

↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

I’m actually still in mourning 😞😞😞😞😞

↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

We really had it all and didn’t even know it

↳Shane’s Army @hollanderdefender24

Young, dumb, and on a winning streak

↳↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

We took it all for granted 

Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24

Chat, do we think they still talk? Are they still best friends? I need them to still be best friends

↳Shane’s Army @hollanderdefender24

Idk, they were at Shane's wedding, weren’t they?

↳↳Daddy Hollzy Luver 😝 @callmebymyname24

They were

Image Insert 1: 

[A black and white photo taken from Jackie Pike’s Instagram: Shane Hollander-Rozanov, Hayden Pike, and JJ Boiziau at Hollander’s wedding. The trio are laughing and smiling at the camera.]

Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

I just remembered none of the other metros were there, and now I’m mad all over again

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Mind you, Shane was at every wedding, every baby shower, visited everyone in the hospital after injuries bruh i’m PISSED 🤬

↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

And bought gifts!

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Remembering Shane Hollander bought every Metros Mom™ a stroller just for their shitty husbands/bfs/bds to call him an egomaniac control freak 

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

And they wouldn’t even spit on him if he were on fire im so fucking sick

↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl  

No seriously shane bb get behind me

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Seeing how the Raiders treat Rozy vs how the Metros treat Shane 🫩

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Mind you the Metros MADE HIM LEAVE

Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

If hollander goes back to back with the Cens I will [redacted] myself 🫩

↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin

Want me to load the pew pew for you yes or no?

↳↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

😭😭😭

Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Watching people who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨

↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

No like….run it back to #tripgate because yall wanted Shane gone BAD

↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Called him everything but a child of god

hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Day 650 of asking ****** fans to leave my GOAT alone

Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

All this sudden nostalgia and wemissshane talk is inch rest ing

↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

We listen and we DO judge

No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

Anyway congrats to shane Hollander AGAIN for moving to the centaurs 🙄

Image insert 1: 

[Taken after the Metros’ loss to the Centaurs in the first round of the 2021 playoffs: A group of Metros fans outside of the Bell Centre burning an effigy of Shane Hollander, identified by his jersey.]

Image insert 2: 

[Taken after the Centaurs opening home game: Hollander, sweaty from the game signing a fan’s poster.]

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Like they literally called my man a traitor…

↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Traitor…cheater….and every slur under the sun including some that had not yet been invented

↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

THE NORTH REMEMBERS

Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

🤨

Video 1:

[A clip taken from the latest episode of the Puck Around and Find Out Podcast:

Cunningham: (Crossing his arms over his chest) I mean, yeah Hollander’s having a hell of a season. Clearly there's merit to being married to your captain. (Rolls his eyes) Still, I believe the Metros are still the better team overall. Their record speaks for itself.

Jacobson: (scoffing) Their record with Shane Hollander, you mean. Because there’s a very clear before and after.

Cunningham: (rolling his eyes) Please, we have to retire that myth. I'm sick of hearing it.

Favreau: (laughing incredulously) A myth? John, you can’t be serious. 

Cunningham: Oh, I’m serious.

Favreau: (shaking his head) I don’t think that’s fair

Cunningham: (shrugging) It’s fair. When one of the most important games of his career was on the line, Hollander couldn’t close. That’s a fact.

Favreau: (kisses his teeth) I think there’s more to that story though, isn’t there? I mean, outside of that one instance, Hollander had a hell of a run that series. He scored over 75% of the Metros’ total points by himself. The Metros don’t even come close to winning that series without Hollander on the team.

Cunningham: We don’t know that—

Jacobson: (gesturing reflexively) We do though. The Metros didn’t make the playoffs last season and, the way things are going, it’s looking like it’s gonna be a long shot this season, too. The reason? Their offense sucks. William Dubois is not Shane Hollander. No center they try to replace him with is going to measure up.

Cunningham: (shaking his head) Okay let’s not pretend Hollander is god’s gift to hockey. He still lost control of his room. Dubois came in following a cluster of a series and is still trying to get the Metros back on track. He’s trying.

Jacobson: And failing. 

Cunningham: That’s not fair. He’s a young center. He’s trying his best on a team in a full re-build—

Favreau: Which he wouldn’t have to do if the Metros hadn't let Hollander walk. They prioritized short-term satisfaction over long-term success. If Hollander played for Montreal the way he did for Ottawa last season, the playoffs would’ve gone very differently. 

Cunningham: But would they? You saw how the Metros collapsed under Hollander’s leadership in ‘21. There’s no guarantee that would’ve improved. 

Jacobson: I think players that cared more about their captain’s sex life than winning caused that collapse, John. Like I said, Hollander played his fuckin’ heart out. He always does. And I don’t want to hear any bullshit—

Favreau: Okay, guys—

Cunningham: Jesus, Alec I’m not trying to re-litigate the tripping scandal—

Jacobson: There was no tripping scandal. There was a stupidity scandal. One you contributed to if I remember correctly—

Favreau: (clapping loudly) Okay! Whoa! 

Cunningham: I don’t appreciate that, Alec. I just don’t. Don’t act like I was alone in that. If Hollander’s own room wouldn’t trust him, how were we supposed to?

Jacobson: I don’t know, John. Use your fuckin’ eyes and ears, maybe?

Cunningham: Fuck you.

Favreau: Christ almighty. I’m going to the ad read—

<<Podcast Jingle Plays>>

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↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl

If I say what I want to say they will suspend my account but know that I’m thinking it

↳Cents Stan @ centsoncentsoncents

#tripgate discourse in this year of our lord?

↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Like, my brother, with blood still wet in the streets, this is the conversation you wish to bring to me

↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

😭😭😭

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

John Cunningham I have a lock of your hair and a wax doll don’t test me

↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

I— 😭

↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Oh that’s not

↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

You wanna be next to him?

↳↳↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

🤐

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

So let me get it straight…….the metros are the better team, but they didn’t make the playoffs last year and they’re not going to this year either (don’t shoot me I’m RIGHT) 

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Bro is Theriault eating your ass or what the metros are playing like dogshit 

↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

I hope you know you just killed Henri Theriault. Like you killed him with this tweet.

↳↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

I apologize for nothing

let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

I hope Shane’s offline because yall are EXHAUSTING

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Oh he def has Puck Around blocked lmao. Ilya on the other hand….

Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov 

🏆🏆🏆🏆

Image Insert 1: [A photo collage of all 4 of Shane Hollander-Rozanov’s Stanley Cup wins.]

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

And there he is.

↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Oh I know John Cunningham is FUMING

Chapter 2: Bow Down

Chapter Notes

Made a whiskey lemonade and started writing. See ya'll on the other side.

Montreal Metros @MontrealMetros

Happy #ThrowbackThursday! We’ve heard you loud and clear. All three members of your favorite trio will be on the ice tonight! We hope you tune in! See you there!

Image Insert 1:

[Taken during Hollander’s 5th season with the Metros: From left to right. JJ Boiziau, Shane Hollander-Rozanoz, and Hayden Pike at a charity event. They’re dressed in formal wear and smiling at the camera. Hollander is holding a ginger ale.]

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

Take this down right now, oh my fucking god

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Did Shane know y’all were posting this? 

↳↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi

Better question, did ILYA

↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Please cease usage of my client’s likeness IMMEDIATELY 

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

You know, it gets to a point

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

This is weird. You're weird for this.

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Montreal metros keep Shane's name outta your mouth challenge: failed AGAIN

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

All that hullabaloo just to keep using Shane for marketing mama Yuna gonna sue yall

↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander 

@YunaHollander24

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2 

Oh rent must be due…how soon are the bell centres lights getting cut off??

↳⚜️ Fly Lis Fly ⚜️ @mightymetrosgo

Everyone butthurt like Hollander didn’t play with them for a decade. Of course they still have pics of him.

↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

It’s weird because they kicked him off the fuckin team

↳↳↳⚜️ Fly Lis Fly ⚜️ @mightymetrosgo

No one kicked him off the team. He left. Players leave. It happens. 

↳↳↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

We’re at the point in the metros/hollander/tripgate saga where folks just deny it was ever that bad…fascinating 

↳↳↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan

It’s gotta be whiplash for Shane

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

At what point does watching ott/mtl with hope in my heart start to become self-harm?

🫩🫩🫩🫩

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj 

We’re in the house tonight! Always fun to watch OTT & MTL duke it out

Photo 1:

[A photo taken from the inside of the Canadian Tire Centre. The stands are packed waiting for the game to begin.]

Video Insert 1:

[Commentator 1: Hollander looks good tonight. Clearly he’s been ignoring the noise off the ice.

Commentator 2: You don’t get to Hollander’s level without learning how to tune it all out. He’s always left it all on the ice.] 

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2 

Ahem, Shane looks good ✨ every night ✨

missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Theriault looks pissed. He and Gagnon keep getting into it and we’re not even at the end of the first.

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

I’m telling you he’s on the chopping block

↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

Gotta be

↳↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Good. good fucking riddance. 

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj 

Video Insert 1:

[Cheers can be heard in the background:

Commentator 1: Dubois just can’t keep up with Rozanov. The kid’s clearly doing his best but he’s getting circles skated around him

Commentator 2: To be fair to the kid, there aren't many players who can keep up with Roz. I can only think of one and—well. 

Commentator 1: (Kissing his teeth) yeah, it’s a shame.]

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996 

At this point what do they expect Dubois to do bruh he’s one guy

↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart 

Funny, Shane was just one guy too but no one wants to hear that

Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Your honor, that’s my emotional support old married couple

Video Insert 1:

[Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov can be seen out on the ice, knocking helmets.]

↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

Noooooo that's his and Haydens thing!!! Stop!!!!

↳↳Shayden Truther @shaydenlives2435

Rozanov takes everything 😫

↳↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Nurse, they're out again 

↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks

Hollzy on the ice in black and red 😒 it just ain’t right

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

It’s been 84 years

↳↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81 

Like, yall gotta get over it

Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj 

Video Insert 1:

[Commentator 1: Oooh and that did not go well for Olsson. You can feel the frustration from Metros players and fans tonight.

Commentator 2: They just can’t slow Hollander down.

Commentator 1: Who can?

Commentator 2: He’s on fire tonight!

Commentator 1: He always seems to find another gear against the Metros. I guess there’s still a point to prove.

Commentator 2: Is there? I mean Hollander’s already enshrined his name in the history books. He’s one of the greats.]

caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Y’all saying Shane’s offline idk I think he saw that shit

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Yeah he pulled out the belt and said bend over frfr

↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Straight BTA all night I know the Metros bus ride home finna be SILENT 😩

Hock-Tea😈 @HockTeaGossip

👀

Video 1:

[Clips of an interview taken from the post-game presser in the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room following the Ottawa/Montreal Match-up. Several of the Centaurs can be seen milling around the background. Shane Hollander-Rozanov is in front of the camera wearing a thin underarmor tank:

Reporter: Shane, what went well tonight?

Hollander: (shrugs) We were really clicking tonight. At this stage in the season, I think everyone’s in a place where we can really perform. Always helps to have such a supportive crowd here at home.

Reporter: Shane, I don’t know if you’ve seen the discourse online—

Hollander: (shaking his head) I don’t really pay attention to that stuff.

Reporter: Of course. It’s interesting because John Cunningham recently had a lot to say about you.

Hollander: I apologize but I’m afraid I don’t know who that is. And if those are all the hockey related questions—

Reporter (from the back): What do you say to critics like Cunningham  who say, maybe you’re not as good as fans think you are?

Hollander: (shrugging) I say check the scoreboard and then show me someone better. You all have a good night.]

↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander

That’s my fucking champion 

↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Yeah yeah shane’s good at hockey blah blah am I high or am I seeing bush?????

↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

No you’re not high babe I stopped listening as soon I saw that lil sliver of belly and happy trail Ilya Rozanov I’m in your wallsssss

↳Ra Ra Rozanov 🐻 @mrsraiders81 

Good job computah

↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney

Shane Hollander's bush if you can hear me. Shane’s bush I'm speaking to you!!!

↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Baby it only responds to Russian I fear

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

John Cunningham is gonna wake up tomorrow to the news that 1. Shane Hollander doesn’t know who he is (he definitely does but he’s hilarious) and 2. Shane’s Bush™ is more popular than him

↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally

Life is one funny motherfucker

Chapter End Notes

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Chapter 3: I Been On

Chapter Notes

Made homemade peach syrup and added it to a whiskey lemonade. My third eye opened.

The Metropolis

JJ: Coach wants us in early tomorrow for tape review. Mandatory. 

Olsson: Jesus fuck can we get one fuckin day????

Laine: Seriously. We just got home. I havent even taken my shoes off

Schneider: what the fuck are we even reviewing? We know what went wrong

Couillard: Great. Another day getting reamed because coach hates he who must not be named

JJ: Watch yourself.  

Pike: Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. Cap’s just keeping us in the loop.

Drapeau: Fuck off, Pike

Gagnon: Boiziau leash ur bitch

Pike: Come say that to my fucking face, Louis

Gagnon: Sorry, I don’t speak dog

JJ: Tape review. Tomorrow. Early. Mandatory. 

JJ: Otherwise, Fuck off

Drapeau: yeah fuck you too

The REAL Metropolis

Drapeau: Link

Drapeau: You seen this shit?

Olsson: BRO

Dubois: I thought the team interviewed with Puck Around after the 2020 win?

Gagnon: We did. Hollander’s being a bitch

Gagnon: Like usual

Laine: And he’ll get away with it. Like he always fucking does

Comeau: It’s worse this time actually

Comeau: Link

Olsson: What the fuck did you just send to my phone bruh

Couillard: Comeau you gotta stop with this shit, man, it’s fuckin weird

Laine: I haven’t played on a team with fuckin’ hollander in two fucking years and yet SOMEHOW I’m still forced to see him naked

BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 

You asked. We answered! Here are our top 10 favorite shots of the #HollaBush from over the years 🤤😛🤭: Link

Image 1:

[A photo taken from a distance using a high-powered lens: The Centaurs celebrating the beginning of the new season with a family day out on the lake. Shane Hollander-Rozanov can be seen wearing a loose tank and low-hanging swim trunks. He’s standing with his hands on his hips, smiling, clearly in conversation with Helen Boyle and Cassie Boodram, who are also dressed to swim. 

His tattoo, an ‘81’ on his right hip, is slightly obscured by a large hickey.] 

↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney

I’m clawing at the door like a cat in heat Rozanov you greedy fuck 😩

↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

They make em different in Canada, I swear

↳Lashes by Lexi @bostonlashlex 

Y’all putting Ilya through the torture nexus you know he don’t like people looking at his man like that

↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov 

Y’all are under spellssssss

↳↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

We lost Shane to snowbunny mind control 😞

↳↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Hayden….is also…yt???? 

↳↳↳↳24♥️35 @allaboutshayden

Yeah but he’s spicy white

↳↳↳↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

Oh that’s not—

↳↳↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

We callin’ ketchup spicy now?????

John Cunningham @CunninghamPod

I don’t know what I expected, but it would seem Rozanov’s immaturity has rubbed off. I know Mr. Hollander is well aware of who I am as I'm blocked on Twitter. We’ve met at least three times.

↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

Shane gotta unblock and block you again just to prove a point idc idc

↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck

Oh something rubbed off I’m sure but I’m not sure you were a thought John

↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996

This is fuckin lame, man 

↳↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld

Like…are you not embarrassed

↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Time of irritation 8:23 am

↳Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989

you're not special Hollander also has me blocked on Twitter. 

↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess

That's not something to brag about????

↳↳↳Roz-a-hoe @Rozgirl1989

I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.

↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme

John it’s 8 in the fuckin’ morning

↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart

You know how mad you gotta be to tweet about someone having you blocked at 8 in the morning?????

↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul

I know he went to bed HOT

↳↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81

Pour one out for Cunningham’s wife and kids you know they’re exhausted

↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly 

Imagine you gotta go to school on monday and the other kids are laughing because your daddy got upstaged by Shane Hollander’s bush

↳↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan 

I’d be begging my mama to get a divorce

Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents

Y’all done made John Cunningham mad 🧍

Video 1:

[Jacobson: (snickering) So, John…how was your weekend?

Cunningham: (scoffing) Oh fuck off, Alec.

Favreau: (laughing) No no I wanna know, too, John. How was your weekend?

Cunningham: Actually, fuck you both! I had to fucking private all of my accounts!

Jacobson: And who’s fault is that? 

Favreau: I think what we all learned this week is that Hollander has “shooters.”

Jacobson: (nodding) Very devoted “shooters.”

Cunningham: Well, he didn’t need to sic his fans on me. I received actual death threats. Someone sent me a picture of my house!

Favreau: Yeah, that’s crazy. I’m not sure Hollander meant to do that, though. 

Jacobson: Fans are gonna do what fans are gonna do regardless. Puck Around does not condone violence or threats of violence. We’re all allowed to have opinions, guys. We’re all hockey fans. Let's keep it fun. Even when John and I disagree we keep it cordial.

Cunningham: Fuck you, Alec.

Jacobson: (smiling) See? Cordial.

<<Podcast Jingle Plays>>

Jacobson: Anyway, we wanna shout out today’s sponsor, Shopify. Are you or a family member or friend looking to turn those folks browsing into completed sales? Then look no further than our friends at Shopify—]

↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney

Now which of your freaks sent that man a picture of his house???

↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46

And he bet not say no crazy shit about Shane again

↳↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney

Girl was it YOU????

↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov

Blaming Shane is…a choice

↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46

Now what did Shane do???? All he said was that he didn’t know you???

↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24

And realistically Shane meets so many people, right

↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah

Shane barely talks to fans. We've established this. Nobody “sic’d” anyone on you.

↳NYC Queen 🗽 @itsjustjess35

Puck around going out sad, man

↳ Scott Hunter’s Dirty Jock @claradelune

I wanna know how much John Cunningham lost on Kalshi betting Hollander would return to the metros lol bc he’s been up the guys ass since then

Cens “Adult” Group Chat

Dykstra: Has Roz seen the buzzfeed thing yet or do we have time to get out of the danger zone

Dykstra: I just asked the DJ to play sweet caroline 

Hayes: They’re in the back corner arguing over the puppy yoga thing again

Bood: 🤣🤣🤣

Bood: Roz gotta let that go I swear

Barrett: Well someone better go stop him

Barrett: I don’t know if Harris can deal with someone taking another photo of him ranting about it

Chouinard: His fault for wanting to sleep in when Hollzy wanted him to come to yoga class 

Hayes: Lisa said Shane didn’t even like the fact that they had puppies there

Hayes: He wouldn’t have even gone if he’d known they were doing an adoption event that day

Rozanov: I leave for a moment and return to find you conspiring against me?

Rozanov: Mocking my loss?

Rozanov: The great betrayal I experienced?

Barrett: Let the record show I’m on Shane’s side

Bood: Oh same

Hayes: Yeah same

Chouinard: Sorry Roz but yeah. That was your fault. 

Haas: Same

Rozanov: Et Tu Haasy? 

Ilya Rozanov has removed Luca Haas from this chat

Rozanov: Now what is buzzfeed thing @Dykstra

Bood: He’s dancing with the DJ

Bood: And it’s nothing

Rozanov: Well, now I know is something

Hayes: 😰😰😰

Rozanov:...

Rozanov: Hm

Rozanov: Morning skate is not mandatory tomorrow

Rozanov: Sleep in

Barrett: ????????????

Bood: LMAO 

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[The photo is blurry and taken in low light but you can just make out a surprised Shane Hollander-Rozanov in the middle of being thrown over Ilya Rozanov-Hollander’s shoulder, presumably to exit the bar.]

Barrett: I’m telling coach.

Barrett: and Harris!

Chapter End Notes

*Taps Mic*
Ahem, let me be very clear. This chapter has been in the drafts for over a week. Before I posted, I received a very rude DM calling me out of my name for the delay in posting. I want everyone to say "thank you" for the years of therapy I've done that made me post this as an actual chapter instead of a link to rickroll like the demon in me wanted to. Talk to me crazy if you want to. I'm not gon' pump fake you and post and take down and post again. I will turn all this shit over. Don't play.

Now that that's said, I'm gonna say thank you to the civilized folk who've been enjoying this series. Love ya'll!

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Chapter 4: Bonus

Chapter Notes

Ilya Rozanov and Cliff Marleau’s Text Thread

Marleau: brother you gotta chill

Image Insert:

[Another angle taken from an Ottawa bar the night before: Ilya has hoisted Shane into a fireman’s carry and can be seen heading towards the door.]

Marleau: He’s not going anywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ilya: Anya is an attack dog

Marleau: Anya’s afraid of balloons

Marleau: btw what trimmer does Hollander use?

Ilya: the kind that electrocutes you 😠

HABs Chat

Fabian: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaramseyfisher/top-10-favorite-hollabush-shots

Fabian: I think I like entry number 8 the best 🤔

Fabian: So manicured

Kip: Number 6 belongs in a centerfold

Harris: They won’t let me repost to the Cens account

Kyle: idk that feels homophobic

Kyle: We have to rally

Kyle: Let Harris be great!!

Harris: I’m just trying to boost our engagement!

Kip: dw we see your vision

Shane and Yuna Hollander’s Text Thread

Yuna: Speedo is interested.

Yuna: So is Hanes.

Shane: Veto – Ilya

Shane: Can’t. Ilya says no 🤷

Yuna: Before he says no, take a look at what they’re offering.

[1 screenshot attached] 

Shane: He says maybe 🙄

Chapter End Notes

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