Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories:

Gen, M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Hayden Pike, Rose Landry, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas, Zane Boodram, Troy Barrett, Harris Drover, Svetlana Vetrova, Original Characters

Additional Tags:

Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Canon Compliant, Established Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Social Media, Epistolary, Crack Treated Seriously, Discussions of hookup culture, Ilya Rozanov Revealed as Boston Lily, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Humor, I think this is funny, Most characters fairly minorly portrayed

Language:

English

Series:

Part 3 of Texting/SocMed Fics Are Fun (Hollanov)

Stats:

Published: 2026-05-17 Completed: 2026-06-07 Words: 12,139 Chapters: 3/3

#Ididntsleepwithroz

Summary

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Once upon a time I was a reluctant Ottawa fan (passed down from my dad) and then the most wild UFA signing happened in 2018 now I’m scrolling thru twitter reading posts about my captain not sleeping with people mixed in with highlights of my team kicking absolute ass. I love life

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
The Ilya Rozanov effect, if you will

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Whatever works honestly, I’m here for a good time and happy to hear our captain is a decent person

OR

A hashtag is started up by a ex-hookup of Ilya's in opposition to some of her fans unfoundedly badmouthing Ilya, this eventually leads to teammates, former and not, joining into the fun, Lily, and the timeline of it all.

Notes

No one should let me do things lol

I was going to go with the full twitter skin type thing (this is the one I have bookmarked) but the cost benefit analysis of doing all the pfps and other small things outweighed the stylistic advantages of that. I did still use a couple small things from the skin, mostly just the blue, and the rest is just standard HTML code/what is already worked into AO3 (HTML guide if anyone wants it) to get me a twitter-esque vibe

Chapter 1

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Here’s to wishing I could go back in time and never go down the Evan Diaz rabbit hole in 2019 so I could be living in oblivious peace rn and not preparing for the shitstorm about to come my way

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Plz no Evan Diaz fans come at me I actually kinda liked the movies even if they’re not my usual thing but like seven of us who remember the olden days are reentering the trenches rn

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juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
the actual fuck are you on about bestie

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @marlow_warrior
Evan Diaz just posted that he and Hadley Romero are official

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
it’s been like a decade and roz is married surely we’re safe

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @marlow_warrior
Discourse already started

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
i’ll get my charger and snacks :(

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
time is so weird cause wdym i have a whole ass masters degree now but i’m still dealing with the same bullshit i was in like 2014 over the same silly hockey guy even if he left us for love

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
See, I saw RJ’s post and was like this isn’t something that involves me, but this heavily implies this might involve me, but also I can’t find anything related to Shane or Ilya that would cause this kind of reaction

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
i always forget how new you are here

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
???

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
they’re never wrong about these things

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
@rozsrightskatelace ???

Pop News
@PopNews
[24/2/2023] Evan Diaz confirms relationship with model Hadley Romero during premier for Unnatural Disasters 3: Solid Ground

Tasha @tashtashtash Replying to @PopNews
So we’re just supposed to be normal about the new hottest couple of the year, okay

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izzy @isabeljennings Replying to @PopNews
I knew he was seeing someone! He’s been so much happier lately

🦎 @ExistentialGecko Replying to @isabeljennings
You know you can be happy for them without being parasocial about it right?

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Maxed Out @theonlymaxmaxwell Replying to @PopNews
hot

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hadley stan 🔮 @hadleyromarryme Replying to @PopNews
omg this is such an upgrade from that sleezy hockey dude she dated in 2014

cam @unnaturaldisastro Replying to @hadleyromarryme
lore?

hadley stan 🔮 @hadleyromarryme Replying to @unnaturaldisastro
not much to say rlly, when she was in boston shooting for Virtuoso she was dating some hockey player (he had a weird name but i don’t remember it) and she dumped him really quickly, she won’t even admit to dating him now

hadley stan 🔮 @hadleyromarryme Replying to @hadleyromarryme
he was a piece of shit tho, was seen out with a new girl like every night and probs cheated on her, typical womanizing hockey player

PWLH Boston and Raiders @BostonHockeyForLife Replying to @hadleyromarryme
If you’re going to make shit up online at least have the decency to throw in an ‘I think’ for plausible deniability. Or just don’t spread lies on the internet…

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @BostonHockeyForLife
@marlow_warrior @HollanovsVersion

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PWLH Boston and Raiders @BostonHockeyForLife Replying to @unnaturaldisastro
Hadley was photographed a couple of times leaving bars with a Boston player (I won’t say who, there is literally no reason to bring him into this) in 2014 but neither party ever confirmed any sort of relationship

Ginnie @ThatNurseLady Replying to @BostonHockeyForLife
talk around it all you want but we all know who it was

cam
@unnaturaldisastro
so I think I have a pretty good idea what stepping on a landmine feels like now #backingawayquickly

hadley stan 🔮
@hadleyromarryme
hockey girlies not being able to have the conversation about proven womanizers and scumbags just because they score goals, honestly still so embarrassing #youarepartoftheproblem

PWLH Boston and Raiders @BostonHockeyForLife Replying to @hadleyromarryme
He left a bar with someone. That is all that has been proven. I am exhausted already having this conversation for the 8 millionth time. I don’t think that starting this conversation purely off of two photographs helps anyone.

hadley stan 🔮 @hadleyromarryme Replying to @BostonHockeyForLife
i’m blocking you i don’t talk to people who clearly cannot be helped

PWLH Boston and Raiders
@BostonHockeyForLife
Y’all I got blocked for trying to entertain having a nuanced take on a complex issue and not just reducing people down to simple notions.

PWLH Boston and Raiders @BostonHockeyForLife Replying to @BostonHockeyForLife
Adding to this to say: there are certainly people, including male hockey players, that behave frankly reprehensibly about women when sex is involved, but starting a witch hunt for anyone who ever had a one night stand (or, heaven forbid, multiple) is not the way to do it.

PWLH Boston and Raiders @BostonHockeyForLife Replying to @BostonHockeyForLife
Listen to women (men, anyone else) who share their stories, hold people accountable when they do wrong, call out toxic culture when it is being demonstrated, but remember that there is a very real line between “had consensual, casual sex with a woman” and “used a woman for sex.”

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
i hate it when you’re right @rozsrightskatelace

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @marlow_warrior
When it’s about this stuff, same

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
Do not interact with people who are just looking to be hateful.
Do not interact with people who are just looking to be hateful.
Do not interact with people who are just looking to be hateful.

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
i believe in you

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
I don’t.

hadley stan 🔮
@hadleyromarryme
@The_Hadley_Romero i am happy to hear about your new relationship, he see like a good one

Dane
@emotionalsupportdemon
Why are people being so weird about Hadley Romero’s new bf? Dude seems chill and all that but like eight different people on my dash are acting like she used to date satan

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @emotionalsupportdemon
I hooked up with someone a couple of times many years ago and everyone and their dog has opinions about it

Dane @emotionalsupportdemon Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
I… I… Sorry this is happening to you, wasn’t expecting a personal response

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @emotionalsupportdemon
I was going to ignore everything but honestly I’m getting really ticked off at all of those people you mentioned and my agent confirmed that all of my ducks are in a row contract wise for the next couple years soooo

Dane @emotionalsupportdemon Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
Go off then, I guess

Dane
@emotionalsupportdemon
?!??!?!??!??!??!??!?!???!!

Dane @emotionalsupportdemon Replying to @emotionalsupportdemon
What is my life rn

Hadley 🖤
@The_Hadley_Romero
I am going to say this once and only once. I was young and still finding my footing in this work the first time I got caught up in this so I couldn’t say anything, but now I can so I am (1/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
1. Yes, I did sleep with Ilya Rozanov in roughly 2014, there are pap photos of us leaving at least one bar because neither of us are afforded the kindness of having a nice night out without the world needing to know (2/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
2. This was not the first, only, or last time I took part in a one night stand. I am an adult, I enjoy sex and was not in, because I did not have the time or energy to be in, a relationship at the time. I was also at those bars looking for a hookup. Women also enjoy sex (3/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
3. We never dated, neither of us had any interest in that. It was only a coincidence that we ran into each other more than once. Please stop congratulating me on “upgrading” who I was dating. These are people you are talking about not software and anyone I date I do so because they make me happy not because of their apparent quality (4/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
4. Some of you are treading into “men coerce women into sex” territory, whether you are celebrating or condemning it. It is condemnable, but not relevant rn. I also wanted a no strings attached encounter. Women. Like. Sex. Too. This isn’t the place for that conversation (5/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
5. I ran into him my last night in Boston for that shoot celebrating with everyone. He approached me at the bar, we talked for a minute, he asked if I was interested in a repeat essentially. I said I wasn’t, he said it would’ve been fun but walked away after wishing me well (6/?)

Hadley 🖤 @The_Hadley_Romero Replying to @The_Hadley_Romero
6. So that’s my experience with him. We had a couple fun nights that meant nothing to either of us but were mutually enjoyable. He asked, I declined, he understood. Stop using me as proof to vilify him, that isn’t my experience. If anything remember that #Ididntsleepwithroz (7/7)

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
See, I thought this was just going to be a bunch of stan accounts having the same argument over and over again

😽
@Broken_lamp
not one clue what caused it but hadley romero said the quiet part out loud: women like sex, hookup culture can be toxic but two people can have fun together because they’re both into it without someone using the other or maybe both are using each other? idk if that sounds better

Tess
@tessatlaw
You know what, fuck it. In 2012 I was at a bar with friends celebrating that we finished our last exams of our degree and a pack of athletic guys walked in, someone recognized them as hockey players but I grew up in a baseball house. (1/3)

Tess @tessatlaw Replying to @tessatlaw
One of them approached me while I was dancing, he asked if I wanted a dancing partner, I told him I didn’t. I was in a relationship, but didn’t mention it because all that mattered was that I wasn’t interested. (2/3)

Tess @tessatlaw Replying to @tessatlaw
He backed off shortly after with little fight, seemed like an ok dude to me, I never thought much about it. One of my friends did go home with him I think? She isn’t one to kiss and tell. Either way #Ididntsleepwithroz (3/3)

Mike Jones @BigMan_Mike Replying to @tessatlaw
Damn you must not be hot enough to fight for

Tess @tessatlaw Replying to @BigMan_Mike
Not even remotely the point, what I look like should not change the fact that I said no and no doesn’t leave room for follow up questions.

Mike Jones @BigMan_Mike Replying to @tessatlaw
So your not insulted he didnt fight for you

Tess @tessatlaw Replying to @BigMan_Mike
Not even a little upset that he had basic human decency and listened to the answer I gave. Go touch grass.

💎
@gemstoned94
this is a bit embarrassing but apparently we’re sharing #Ididntsleepwithroz stories. 2012/13 ish i was out drinking, defs a good bit beyond tipsy, went up to a hot guy to flirt, he sat me down at a table n got me a water until one of my people came looking for me to take me home

💎 @gemstoned94 Replying to @gemstoned94
my brother has never let me live down not sleeping with his idol lol

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
okay but like you @rozsrightskatelace have to admit this is the wildest thing he’s ever trended for

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @marlow_warrior
I don’t know what to think anymore

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Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
So this isn’t normal?

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
nope, new one for all of us but like i’m never mad to assist with the roz is a good person narrative

🏒 Vicki 🏒
@MINNomadGirlie
Not much to say, was at a bachelorette party, accidentally met ‘you interested’ eye contact from Roz and contemplated being the worst for a second, shook my head and he nodded before moving his attention elsewhere, I had a great night, #Ididntsleepwithroz

B @bppi72 Replying to @MINNomadGirlie
Vicki does this count?

🏒 Vicki 🏒 @MINNomadGirlie Replying to @bppi72
IDK I don’t make the hashtag rules, I in fact did not hook up with him (or try to) when the opportunity was presented

Cens from Afar
@NessaNessa4799
#Ididntsleepwithroz Picture this, its 2020 and the cens are on a winning streak even if you go to school in Edmonton, you’re ecstatic your team is finally winning consistently and out at a bar, the team walks in to that very bar…

Cens from Afar @NessaNessa4799 Replying to @NessaNessa4799
You were already planning to try to find a hook up that night but a side of thanking the captain for his good work, obviously a bonus. You go to approach him, he’s defs more interested in the game playing (Metros v idr)???...

Cens from Afar @NessaNessa4799 Replying to @NessaNessa4799
He is nice and everything to you but doesn’t really participate in the flirting, you accept the lack of interest and walk away just a little confused. This makes a lot more sense come March 2021

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
i completely forgot that we’re gonna be getting Shane era posts from people who were hitting on him after they were together

All Things Hockey
@AllThingsHockey
Trending: #Ididntsleepwithroz is being used by women (so far) to share stories of turning or being turned down by OTT Captain Ilya Rozanov in opposition to some fans of model Hadley Romero (initiator of hashtag) badmouthing Rozanov while congratulating her on current relationship

Mark All Things Hockey @Mark_AllThingsHockey Replying to @AllThingsHockey
We will be following this story as it develops, the conversation about kindness and respect in hookup culture is important to highlight

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Once upon a time I was a reluctant Ottawa fan (passed down from my dad) and then the most wild UFA signing happened in 2018 now I’m scrolling thru twitter reading posts about my captain not sleeping with people mixed in with highlights of my team kicking absolute ass. I love life

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
The Ilya Rozanov effect, if you will

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Whatever works honestly, I’m here for a good time and happy to hear our captain is a decent person

Dalia
@DaliaInHeadlights
Got gfs permission before sharing this. Had a bff since HS, kept in contact through uni/starting our careers, were out one night to celebrate her finding a job in the same city as me, we both saw a super hot guy & did rock paper scissor over who got to approach him & I won (1/3)

Dalia @DaliaInHeadlights Replying to @DaliaInHeadlights
Went up to him, very aware bff was still watching. I knew who he was, bff and I both like hockey and Roz is Roz, so I was surprised how quickly the conversation turned to my bff. I got clocked by who I thought was a hockey dudebro but also thought it was a threesome feeler (2/3)

Dalia @DaliaInHeadlights Replying to @DaliaInHeadlights
It wasn’t. Anyway “you do not need me to be there to sleep with your friend” will forever be tattooed on my brain. He just walked away after that… he was completely right tho. If it wasn’t obvious bff = gf. #Ididntsleepwithroz (3/3)

Dalia @DaliaInHeadlights Replying to @DaliaInHeadlights
Forgot the year which I see most people are including, after Roz moved to Ottawa. Probably his first year there?

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @DaliaInHeadlights
I’ve been monitoring this hashtag today and all posts so far have been turned down or got turned down but like, I feel like this is a secret third thing

Dalia @DaliaInHeadlights Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
It is technically a turn down, but I agree, it didn’t feel like a rejection or anything and I look back on this interaction really fondly

💙💜💖
@2lucy2love
This just in, not only did I miss the window for sleeping with Roz, but I also missed out on the small chance that just hitting on him gets me a girlfriend??????

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I have realized something

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
okay, i’ll bite, what did you realize

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
We might be getting timeline hints

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
I was also thinking about this, we’ve already clocked a couple later turn downs as probably Hollander era (ie. within the “several years”)

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
time for science? @HollanovsVersion too

Lea Lark
@duck_duck_lark
My turn for #Ididntsleepwithroz ! Setting: Ottawa sportsbar. Context: me watching Metros game because I love watching Shane Hollander be The Best. Apparel: a metros sweater. Raiders enter the bar, Roz approaches me around the time the game ends. (cont)

Lea Lark @duck_duck_lark Replying to @duck_duck_lark
I say I’m there with someone, he jokes (I’m like 81% certain it was a joke) about a threesome. I decline, he says something about that being his bad luck before he rejoins his team. Wild night. (cont)

Lea Lark @duck_duck_lark Replying to @duck_duck_lark
Also briefly was weirded out but I realized after that I never specified the gender of the person I was dating (re: potential threesome) at the time (was a woman) so that confused me for a while. Oh, it was beginning of the 2016-2017 season, aka post back2backcups for Montreal

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @duck_duck_lark
Lea I see what you did there with the 81%

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
roz approaches someone wearing metros (possibly hollander) merch the season after hollzy’s second cup… interesting

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
So:
2020 Ilya watching metros play and not flirting with a woman (? Shane era)
2016 Ilya tries to pick up a woman in metros merch (??? era)
2018 Ilya ends a long situationship between two women instead of hooking up (??? era)
2012-15 Ilya having various hookup offers (non Shane era)

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
i love you dearly but having these appear in no conceivable order bothers me immensely

Priya - Commissions In Bio
@DrawingAtNight
I don’t go here but I do have a #Ididntsleepwithroz story. I have an accidental history of collecting hookups/relationships with people who play different sports, so when presented with a bunch of hockey players in the same club as me, I wasn’t gonna complain. (1/?)

Priya - Commissions In Bio @DrawingAtNight Replying to @DrawingAtNight
Shot my shot with the guy with the nice curls. He seemed a little bummed but like winter in Detroit will do that to the best of us. I didn’t push but if he wanted to fuck to get out of his funk sounds fun to me. (2/?)

Priya - Commissions In Bio @DrawingAtNight Replying to @DrawingAtNight
We didn’t end up doing anything and I kept an eye on him til the very tall guy he walked in with reappeared and they left. I didn’t figure out who he was til I went down a rabbit hole a few months later when that first guy came out (Hunter I think?) (3/3)

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @DrawingAtNight
‘really tall guy’ necessary and sufficient description of marlow if i’ve ever seen one

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Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @DrawingAtNight
So… um, follow up question if you would like to answer. Winter + a few months before, do you remember if this is more end of 2016 or early 2017?

Priya - Commissions In Bio @DrawingAtNight Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Is there a significant difference in the grand scheme of things?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @DrawingAtNight
Yes.

Priya - Commissions In Bio @DrawingAtNight Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Oh, well I think it was New Year’s ish?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @DrawingAtNight
Oh. My. God.

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
@HollanovsVersion it could mean nothing

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @marlow_warrior
Juniper or it could mean something

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RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @marlow_warrior
And you called me ominous this morning

Fletcher 🎓
@FSF2022
#Ididntsleepwithroz in maybe 2015? Was out at some bar with my fellow masters students, I was having a good time, ended up flirting with a stupid hot guy and thought he was into it cause he was smiley and joking back, I suggested maybe we sneak out but he kinda froze up 1/2

Fletcher 🎓 @FSF2022 Replying to @FSF2022
I braced for some flavor of ‘not gay you weirdo’ but no, he said something along the lines of me not having enough freckles for his taste and we went our separate ways, found out the next day that he was a famous hockey guy ‘cause he was in the back of selfies 2/3

Fletcher 🎓 @FSF2022 Replying to @FSF2022
Never said anything cause hockey homophobia (whether I was right or wrong about a vibe) and then the guy was definitely taken. The (confusing) rejection stings less now, I am indeed no Shane Hollander 3/3

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @FSF2022
2015????????

Fletcher 🎓 @FSF2022 Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Maybe a bit later? My whole Masters is a bit of a blur, so that year or the next

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @FSF2022
:O

Fletcher 🎓 @FSF2022 Replying to @HollanovsVersion
One of the people I was out with found the pictures, early 2016

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @FSF2022
You are my new favourite person ever

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
WHAT WAS IN THE WATER IN 2016

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Did… did… see I don’t go here for shipping but the possibility that we got Hollzy and Roz because of love, not just Hollzy… thank you gay people I guess

💙💜💖 @2lucy2love Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
Is this confirmed?????

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @2lucy2love
Not explicitly, but some of the #Ididntsleepwithroz posts are hinting that he was at least interested in Hollander as early as early 2016

Madame Rozanova
@MadameRozanova
I understand the hype… but maybe the man is just into freckles, like we’ve known for years that he frequently gets seen with women with freckles

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @madamerozanova
So are the freckles the chicken or the egg

Lucille Loves KitchenMeister
@cookingshowconnoisseur
I approached #Ididntsleepwithroz in a bar in 2017 (fall/winter), he seemed honestly really confused for a second but recovered quickly and suddenly I was being introduced to Carmichael and he was gone. We were both surprised but ended up going back to my place

♐️Beth♐️ @TunaCatandJellyDog Replying to @cookingshowconnoisseur
omg i have a similar story, just wasn’t gonna share cause it seemed so out of character for him. similar time, maybe more winter? i talked to him for a minute and he was nice and everything but almost unsure what to do with me?

♐️Beth♐️ @TunaCatandJellyDog Replying to @TunaCatandJellyDog
i was about to cut my losses when he made an excuse to walk away (mind you, mans left the whole bar) and marlow (maybe) came up after and asked if something happened, i didn’t think so, he said something about a jane? and roz being a liar. #Ididntsleepwithroz

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
We. Are. Not. Doing. The. Jane. Thing. Again.

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I won’t survive it

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
???

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
You don’t want to know

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I feel like I should tho

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Jane was a name mentioned by some of the Raiders back during Roz’s captaincy, first mentioned in some q&a the team did on YouTube but Roz outright refused to acknowledge it anytime someone mentioned it. Either a very elaborate prank on fans or he really hated the topic

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
A lot of us avoided feeding into it, but some people tried really fucking hard to figure out who Jane was. It was a whole thing, but no one ever settled on a solid confirmation. “Jane” was like the boogie man, if you mentioned the name you were immediately a target

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Interesting

💙💜💖
@2lucy2love
There is something deeply funny to my screwed up mind that potentially the first (or one of the first) times Rozanov gets hit on after the Skip kiss he is confused as if he forgot people are straight /imjoking

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @2lucy2love
You kid… but… i’m connecting the dots

Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

... so it's been a few days longer than intended... the second tweet of this chapter was causing me grievances and I just kept not wanting to deal with it mostly lol

Two things I forgot to say with the last chapter:
1. Don't share personal information online, like most of these people
2. No one or thing in this is meant to reflect a specific real person or thing, there are a few minor references to other pieces of media but that's it

Madame Rozanova
@MadameRozanova
I have lost too much sleep in my life over Jane, I’m logging out, see y’all next week

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
For the newbies who didn’t have to survive JaneGate2k14/5

6 times Jane was mentioned by the Raiders
1. First time www.YouTube.com/watch/Boston-Q&A-Meet-The-Raiders
2. www.MLH.com/miced-up-games-2015-Boston-Florida
3. www.YouTube.com/Post-Game-Interview-Raiders-Win-In-OT

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @BostonRaided
4.
[Video Description: screen capture of Instagram post by @ConnorCConnors dated 19 November 2015, video is blurry, the camera is being waved around wildly in what appears to be a club environment, music is blaring and several names are shouted in response to a song lyric, including that of Marlow’s then girlfriend, another Raider’s wife, and Jane]
5. I tried to find it but it looks to have been deleted and I don’t have a screenshot, around October of 2015 a girl named Jane posted that she was dancing with St-Victor and introduced herself and he panicked that she was someone’s girl
6.
[Image Description: screenshot of tweet by @BosHammySmith on 3 December 2016, “if there is a god out there jane will save our asses”]

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @BostonRaided
Roughly order of most to least relevant/likely to be about this, also I know I said 2k14/5 and there is one 2016 but that came well after the hype died down and didn’t really make much sense at the time

Rava ⛸️⛸️
@local_flatbread
I think this counts? I tried to hit on Roz in a Chicago bar in ‘18 but he did not give one single fuck so I moved on to a different Raider ‘cause I wasn’t picky, just wanted a good time. He was definitely texting someone, no idea if it was his husband or Jane. #Ididntsleepwithroz

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @@local_flatbread
For Hollanov related reasons I’m choosing to believe it was Shane

Rava ⛸️⛸️ @local_flatbread Replying to @HollanovsVersion
I thought on it a bit more and I think it probably wasn’t. The first thing his teammate (I remember who but that’s my business) said to me was a sorta joking apology for Roz being caught up on his girl…

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @@local_flatbread
Damn

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I still think there is something fishy about this Jane situation

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Don’t think too hard about it, nothing good will come of it

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
man like most of those jane references came from marlow why must you do this to me guy

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @marlow_warrior
Three things. 1 we were suffering more than anyone will ever know but I am sorry since it was only ever meant to annoy Roz. 2 his husband gave me permission to post. 3 you know who Jane is, Jane is the worst secret name ever even if we didn’t figure it out

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @Marley7Cliff
thank you for your response

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
@marlow_warrior “thank you for your response”?!?!?!?!?!?!

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I PANICKED OKAY

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
Shane is Jane!!!!!!! One question answered and like 29837829 new ones created

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
You are being fairly calm about this?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I just did 17 push ups and downed a RedBull (in that order) I think I’m meeting God tonight and it will be their fault

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
So now I’m scared of you

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
@Marley7Cliff, you mean to tell me, survivor of JaneGate, that when you said ‘Jane is the only one who can make Cap blush’ in the Q&A the season after the Metros won the cup… right after the interviewer brought them up, you were talking about SHANE HOLLANDER??

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @BostonRaided
We didn’t know it at the time but yeah

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @Marley7Cliff
I give up on everything, this was not even remotely one of the possibilities I legitimately considered back then and I considered so. many. Things.

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
… it doesn’t mention Roz but there is that one deleted tweet from Carmichael when they were all out drinking that mentioned Jane in like late 2013?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I’ve personally always been in the AllStars kiss camp, but that still felt early this is insane

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🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I completely forgot about that one because it was so removed from the rest… or maybe I blocked it out lol
2013 would be absolutely insane

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
They were involved before Roz came to Ottawa, love really did give us everything

Madame Rozanova
@MadameRozanova
Three people texted me. I log out for once in my life and Cliff Fucking Marlow (whom I am very thankful for rn) indirectly reveals that Hollanov has been happening for ten fucking years!?

opal
@_opal__
the devil works fast but @JaneHollander works faster or something like that ig

Jane H. @JaneHollander Replying to @_opal__
Huh? Did you mean to @ me?

opal @_opal__ Replying to @JaneHollander
yeah, you are a hollanov stan account

Jane H. @JaneHollander Replying to @_opal__
I’m not? I don’t even know what that is?

opal @_opal__ Replying to @JaneHollander
then whats your username for

Jane H. @JaneHollander Replying to @_opal__
It’s my name????????

opal @_opal__ Replying to @JaneHollander
oh oops

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
This changes everything and I will be dedicating my first born child to Cliff Marlow for this wonderful gift he gave all of us

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
i have recovered kind of and now the most important thing we all need to be asking is what was roz’s secret name???????

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @marlow_warrior
Oh so you want me to return to the longest weeks of my life

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @BostonRaided
like no one’s making you

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @marlow_warrior
I am

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @BostonRaided
okay, have fun

Wyatt Hayes
@WyatttheGoalieMan
Hollzy is still saved in Roz’s phone as ‘Jane’ just with a frankly unnecessary amount of hearts after

Luca Haas 🏒 @LHaas_Hockey Replying to @WyatttheGoalieMan
do not question him on the hearts, he is very attached to each and every one of them

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BoodBQ @ZaneBoodram44 Replying to @WyatttheGoalieMan
Hollzy had the decency to update his contact tho and not give six of us a collective heart attack the literal night of their wedding

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I am living for teammates and ex-teammates airing their secrets

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
I- me personally- I am living in unprecedented times and do not know how to handle it

HM Dasha
@HappyMouseDasha
My girlfriend has requested that I post my #Ididntsleepwithroz story so here I am. Cens were out at a bar in Philly, I think they were teasing Roz for actually being out with them for once? Idk, tried to get a vibes check from him but he just shook his head, I walked away (more)

HM Dasha @HappyMouseDasha Replying to @HappyMouseDasha
I left the bar shortly after, tail between my legs moment tbh. Then like a month later it became extra embarrassing for a whole different reason… I’m usually good at avoiding people who are in relationships and that man was very much dating someone at the time

Ilya H-R @IlyaHollanderRozanov81 Replying to @HappyMouseDasha
Was engaged actually

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I BEG YOUR SINCEREST PARDON SIR

SEA first fan
@SeattleSerpentsUnofficial
man montreal owes hollander another apology

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
Like I’ve always been an AllStars Kiss truther even if I wasn’t here until after but they actually have been together for so long. Engaged at least a month before The Incident and messaging in secret since like 2013????? Maybe some of y’all knew but no one Knew

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
It really is insane, there were a handful of hollanovs back then but even they thought it was a silly crack ship most of the time

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
So… the nosey part of me wants to know this timeline but I also do not want to be a part of their privacy being invaded more

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
What happened in 2013 tho? If we’re going with that as the start

Daniel Does Shipping @Hockey2481Lover Replying to @Hockey2481Lover
Pre either of their cups, post the initial insanity of their rivalry where they were constantly being shoved into media together, long before the Irina Foundation announcement which was a top contender for the start before today

Daniel Does Shipping @Hockey2481Lover Replying to @Hockey2481Lover
Like if you asked me to rank every year between 2008 and 2021 for when it might have started I genuinely think 2013 woulda been button three

opal @_opal__ Replying to @Hockey2481Lover
ummm id put 2008 in last did you just pick that outta a hat or something

Daniel Does Shipping @Hockey2481Lover Replying to @_opal__
2008 is the year they first met and I never said it’d be high on the list but it is on the list

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
But like imagine if it was

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @HollanovsVersion
they were babies back then 😭😭😭

💲💲
@tade_walker_tade
#Ididntsleepwithroz because there was sorta an unspoken agreement to not approach him but Rozanov made several appearances at Kingfisher (pre Bennett Hunter ownership, post cup kiss) and I used to regret never having tried but that was a losing battle from the jump

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Man that one week at the start of the season after Hunter came out when like seven people tried to claim Roz was homophobic for- I am not joking- hanging out politely in a gay bar was rough for Roz fans

Hayden
@HaydenPikeOfficial
To the people who have asked me if I had anything to add, I’ve already done enough for one lifetime, focus your efforts elsewhere

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial
Honestly… so fair

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Liz Whiz @hockeyMETROpolis Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial
XD

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
Wdym I leave twitter for like an hour to brainstorm Ilya secret names and the man himself drops that they were engaged pre outing and I fucking miss it?!!?

Sava J
@sava1992jennings
weirdest night of my life ngl. out to let off some steam in a montreal club, not interested in anything more but this hot guy approaches me, kinda intense but says he needs to dance with someone and it seems like he means it. all we did was dance #Ididntsleepwithroz 1/3

Sava J @sava1992jennings Replying to @sava1992jennings
but it was super intense like so much i cannot begin to explain it and not between us. tbh for a minute i kinda was worried i was an unwitting pawn in his sex life with the dark haired guy (who was wearing just a plain white shirt?) but they went their separate ways after 2/3

Sava J @sava1992jennings Replying to @sava1992jennings
the guy i’d been dancing with just left the club (didn’t find out who it was til my friend nearly shook my arm off for letting him go) and the dark haired guy defs was there with a pretty woman 3/3

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
No one judge me for this, Hollandry was a difficult time for Shaydens
[Image Description: paparazzi photo outside a lit up club, Shane Hollander and Rose Landry exiting with joined hands, other cast mates of Rose can be seen in the background but are not in focus. Shane is wearing a plain white shirt and Rose is in a sparkling dress]

montreal whyyyyyy @niamhdoesntwanttobehere Replying to @shayden4life
dark haired guy in a white shirt was enough to get you to here in like 0.2 seconds since that person posted idk if i should be scared or impressed

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RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @shayden4life
I remember this, Boston played in Montreal that night

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
The post never specifies a date but like Montreal club + Ilya + dark haired guy he had a weird intensity with + Hollanov longer than we thought = something imo

Rose Standry
@LandryLuvr
If that hockey man cheated on Rose I’m using his own skates against him

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @LandryLuvr
“That hockey man” do you mean her friend? She was at his wedding, she comes to his games and he (and Roz) go to events of hers all the time?

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Oh no @Hockey_Watcher19, never engage with R*se stans on uneven ground, A list celebs have even scarier fans than hockey players and they just want to bite everyone’s heads off

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I feel like you sent me this exact message when I made the same mistake early on

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I already asked this once but WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN 2016

Wendell
@17Wendell17
Had a friend in 2014 ish and we were close, feelings or something like it were making an appearance so we decided to spend a night together to get it out of our systems and in order to keep it chill, we’d see about finding someone for a threesome #Ididntsleepwithroz

Wendell @17Wendell17 Replying to @17Wendell17
We explained this to Rozanov (she knew who he was, I didn’t) and he just kinda looked at the two of us for a minute then laughed in our faces. Once he calmed down he said something along the lines of “if you were only friends sex wouldn’t be problem, go have sex and be together”

Wendell @17Wendell17 Replying to @17Wendell17
Anyway… if your out there reading any of this Rozanov, we’re married now

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
That happened twice????

Troy ❤️🍎
@TroyBarrettCens
Happy to hear that it is more than just hockey players whose love lives Roz involves himself in

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @TroyBarrettCens
“Hockey players” just you or “hockey players” multiple?

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
I can’t get a gf but this man can sniff out burgeoning relationships from a mile away wtf

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
til the solution to your situationship situationshiping is to ask roz for a threesome 100% success rate from what i’ve seen

Harris ❤️🍎
@HarrisDrover_
Take the morning off they said, go to your dentist appointment they said, it’s gonna be a chill day anyway they said

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
I- I- I have no words, this man still finds ways to shock me

All Things Hockey
@AllThingsHockey
Trending: #Ididntsleepwithroz garners of the attention of a more personal audience with Rozanov revealing in response to one post that he and Hollander “[were] engaged actually” upwards of a month prior to their public outing.

All Things Hockey @AllThingsHockey Replying to @AllThingsHockey
Other players including Cliff Marlow (BOS), Hayden Pike (MTL), and several members of the Ottawa Centaurs have posted in relation to posts using this hashtag.

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
Sooooo Hollandry Era cheating speculation has hit the timeline, we literally don’t know anything more than that they were texting under pseudonyms, we don’t know what they were at that point or if they were anything

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @BostonRaided
Honestly so true. Knowing them (the nerds they are) they were strictly talking hockey that whole time and driving my Hollanov ancestors to insanity. At some point it went from rivals to lovers but probs after R*se if I had to guess

oliver 🎞️
@2019TIFFofalltime
yall wanna talk cheating but anyone who has ever witnessed heart eyes rozanov see some1 hit on his hubby should know he 100% saw said hubby date the pretty girl for a couple months and he knew he had to lock that shit down

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Has this hashtag not taught anyone anything? Wild speculation with nothing substantial behind it is what started today and everyone needs to learn to read tbh

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
some people tried to pull it into the rivalry but i didn’t follow that argument so i was very removed from the hollandry of it all at the time but i do remember it being odd that the raiders seemed like they were going thru it and the metros had hollywood’s darling at their games

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @marlow_warrior
We didn’t realize until after that Roz made our lives hell because his ‘casual’ hookup was being plastered all over every gossip rag with his girlfriend, like that wasn’t our fault. Total whiplash when he came back from All Stars a changed man

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @Marley7Cliff
when did you figure it out

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @marlow_warrior
The real answer makes us look dumb…

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @Marley7Cliff
i won’t tell anyone

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @marlow_warrior
At their wedding… when we saw all three of them in the same place

juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @Marley7Cliff
that makes logical sense

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
HEY @rozsrightskatelace I DID BETTER THIS TIME

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
Whoever put truth serum in Marlow’s coffee this morning I would like to thank you personally, my dms are open if you don’t want to admit it publicly

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
Life was not exactly joy and whimsy on our side (talking about Metros not Shayden) during that time, Shane stans were in the trenches trying to be happy for him even while his performance was unusual with no apparent explanation

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately) @shayden4life Replying to @shayden4life
Like it was still great but his stats were all a little lower at the time, especially against Boston, some Hollanov made a whole thread about their faceoff percentages (and other stuff) as proof of their relationship that went over my head, it was a strange time

G
@giovannag_
Don’t remember which year- intentionally blocked out my serving years- but at that one awards show where they had Hollander and Rozanov present one- idk which- I tried to put myself in line of sight of Rozanov to see if I could catch his eye #Ididntsleepwithroz

G @giovannag_ Replying to @giovannag_
Only got close once and was hit with “need vodka and a way out” before I could say shit, I pointed to the bar and a half hidden door and accepted my lonely fate for the night because that man clearly already had plans

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
The 2014 MLH Awards? That was the only year they presented an award together

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
2014 is after 2013

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Yes?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
2014 IS AFTER 2013 THEY ALREADY HAD EACH OTHERS NUMBERS

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I don’t know anything and I don’t know what anything else means at this point

💙💜💖
@2lucy2love
I’ve already watched their cringy award show speech a dozen times but now I have to watch it a dozen more because everything was a lie

Lily
@LilyLoon24
Many people are talking about Rozanov and Hollander and have no idea what is true, do not worry I am here to help now :)

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I no longer know when Shane era begins tbh
2016 Shane and R*se but Ilya tortures the Raiders
2013 they were communicating (unconfirmed)
2014 awards (Ilya already had hook up plans? At an event comprised mostly of players and team staff?)

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @HollanovsVersion
2017 Ilya came back post AllStars/that kiss a ‘changed man’
2017 Ilya possibly forgot hockey players can be straight when being hit on (mostly joking btw)
2021 Hollanov engaged pre-outing
2017- Ilya a regular at the Kingfisher
2015 Ilya confirms he has a thing for freckles

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @HollanovsVersion
JaneGate was real and actually Shane, Ilya pseud unknown
I’m defs missing stuff, we still don’t know the timeline on when things changed from rivals to something else to actually dating (presumably post-R*se for the last part)

Mark All Things Hockey
@Mark_AllThingsHockey
I am wildly underqualified to be doing any of this today, I am just a simple hockey nerd…

Rose Landry
@RoseLandry
As is well documented, Shane and I were briefly involved in a romantic relationship starting around November 2016. This ended mutually because we were not compatible as a couple. Any insinuations that he was unfaithful to me during this time are entirely off the mark 1/2

Rose Landry @RoseLandry Replying to @RoseLandry
Shane is the most loyal person I know and was a perfect boyfriend in all the ways he could be.
Sincerely, Shane’s best friend 2/2

Hayden @HaydenPikeOfficial Replying to @RoseLandry
Hey he’s mine

All Things Hockey
@AllThingsHockey
Trending: #Ididntsleepwithroz continues to gain traction, exiting strictly hockey environments. Until comments regarding the timeline of Rozanov and Hollander’s relationship are explicitly confirmed or denied we will not be interacting with them.

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
The reason I couldn’t have a normal relationship with hockey for years btw

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Marlow, Pike, and Landry all commented recently but Cens have been silent… did someone (post dentist Harris?) take their phones lol

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
See people, Shane is not a fucking cheater now shut up while I try to figure out if Hollanov were something that stopped pre-R*se or it only started after

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
I thought everyone was on board with some involvement before?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Most likely, but we do not know that for absolute certain and her post didn’t mention anything about that either way

Lily
@LilyLoon24
Anyone who thought Shane was anything but perfect boyfriend is stupid and should never tweet anything ever again

Tehya Vonston
@Vonston_Tehya
Wait! I think I know the answer to this one! In like 2015, I was at some bar in Boston when the Metros walked in, my friend had the biggest celeb crush on Hollander for years and when we couldn’t see him she just went and asked one of the other guys where he was (lmao)

Tehya Vonston @Vonston_Tehya Replying to @Vonston_Tehya
He said Hollander never came out with them in Boston and the guy I was standing next too (also a Metro) muttered something into his glass about “Boston Lily”

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @Vonston_Tehya
Reasonably, there is no guarantee this is true but to save my own sanity I am choosing to believe that it is

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juniper 🍀 @marlow_warrior Replying to @Vonston_Tehya
jane and lily- i sincerely hope that no one ever saw these names side by side

Hayden (also a Metro)
@HaydenPikeOfficial
…

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial
… interesting

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
Nvm yall Hayden freaking Pike confirmed that Ilya’s pseudonym was Lily (seriously who came up with these 💀)

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @BostonRaided
Was fun and did the trick yes?

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @LilyLoon24
I mean I guess so? But there were so many other options

Chapter End Notes

Btw the spaces in the blockquotes after the longer threads can't be removed :(
(unless someone smarter than me knows how lol)

Chapter 3

Chapter Notes

The end!!

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
Both teams knew these two had “girls” they texted/skipped post game barring to be with years before they were publicly together? That is what I’m being told

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @HollanovsVersion
And I still don’t know if they were actually together in any capacity then

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Girl He didn’t go out in Boston, if it was just about him not going out the second qualifier would not have been added

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Wild times were living in that you are more sure of this than I am given the level of information we actually have

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
I’ve had a long day and they’re adorable and in love or whatever, leave me be

Ben the Cens Fan
@Hockey_Watcher19
Today might be the only time I have willingly been thankful for a Metro but someone should probs take Pike’s phone away from him (and Marlow’s while we’re at it)

juniper 🍀
@marlow_warrior
wait one goddamn minute
if he went to ottawa for hollander then hollander could have come here
we could have had it all!!!!!
damn you canada

opal
@_opal__
in the least offensive way possible… did anyone expect anything better from two hockey players who’s literal job involves smashing people into things than lily and jane

opal @_opal__ Replying to @_opal__
no one immediately replied so i’m gonna assume that i’m not completely off base and take this as a time to quit while i’m ahead

Anara
@anaraakira
was just talking to my brother about this and apparently might break the internet? in 2010 after a game against the orca’s i ran into the raiders in a sportsbar, went up to rozanov, he just said he wasn’t interested so i hit up the guy who was checking me out #Ididntsleepwithroz

Anara @anaraakira Replying to @anaraakira
i was just texted 16 times (dramatic) that i omitted the most important bit, the game rozanov was watching was metros v someone (i only vaguely care about the canadian teams)

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @anaraakira
Could you just run that by me again- 2010? Like, that isn’t a typo?

Anara @anaraakira Replying to @HollanovsVersion
no, it was his rookie year, the only reason i even knew who he was was from hype around that years draft a few months before

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @anaraakira
I- I don’t know what to do with this information

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Louie Fisherman @MackerelMan Replying to @anaraakira
He wasn’t 21 in 2010 but he was in a bar? Obviously fake

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @MackerelMan
Might I introduce you to the country of Canada? The province of British Columbia? And that’s just to say why he was able to go in there… it would not surprise me one bit if he was in places he wasn’t supposed to be for the fun of it

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
I was in middle school in 2010 and this man was pining (?) after his sworn rival

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
Man I owe a few early day Hollanovs some apologies because apparently one can be a bit of a manwhore and land his hockey-assigned mortal enemy

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately) @shayden4life Replying to @shayden4life
And do those two things simultaneously mind you

Lily
@LilyLoon24
Why pining? Just because no one has told you Hollander was also watching Boston games does not mean he wasn’t invested too

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @LilyLoon24
Like I would love for them to have been involved or whatever since then but like literally when would they even have been together long enough to do anything let alone meet out of the public eye, one of them pining first then eventually making a move is more plausible

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @HollanovsVersion
2008 and 2009 IPC, 2010 Draft, 2010 CCM joint commercial

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @LilyLoon24
Adding you to the list of people who scare me on this app

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
@rozsrightskatelace Is she one of the ones I shouldn’t have interacted with

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Haven’t heard of her before today tbh, maybe a Hollander fan given her handle but could also just not be a hockey person who just wandered in, there have been a lot of those today

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
And just knows every time the two of them were in the same place before they started playing in the MLH? Something is afoot

Rand
@OneCaterpillarOttawaFan
I was just gonna lurk and not add to the inquisition but like at this point, were they ever actually rivals

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @OneCaterpillarOttawaFan
You make a great point and I have to go rethink many many years of being a fan of this man

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Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @OneCaterpillarOttawaFan
You are a very smart caterpillar

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
I have no idea what to do with anything that we learned today

Momma Mel
@hockey_mom_1552
This likely doesn’t apply, but technically I have been turned down. My daughter was a participant during the first year of their camps and one day she came home trying to tell me something that Coach Rozanov was talking to her about 1/ #Ididntsleepwithroz

Momma Mel @hockey_mom_1552 Replying to @hockey_mom_1552
But as children do, she was lacking a great deal of information so I was left trying to have a conversation that I was even more lacking information for, long story short the impression was given that I was flirting and I- deeply embarrassed- quickly corrected that 2/

Momma Mel @hockey_mom_1552 Replying to @hockey_mom_1552
Coach Rozanov laughed it off but I caught Coach Hollander looking displeased out of the corner of my eye, at the time I only thought he was annoyed with Coach Rozanov or I’s professionalism 3/3

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
Oh so both of these fools get jealous like they aren’t completely obsessed with each other (and have been since 2010?????)

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @BostonRaided
That’s what I’m saying, but it’s wild that a post like this a few hours ago would have spurred like a dozen reaction posts from me but now I’m like ‘silly them’ and I’m right back to the 2010 of it all

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Fine, I’ll say my piece. A decade I have defended this man now. “He’s a fuckboy, he’s a womanizer, he doesn’t have a type, he has a thing for freckles, etc, etc.” He was in love you idiots, the whole time. (Also he has a thing for Shane Hollander and Shane Hollander only)

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
You have always been a good twitter defender, better than most hockey defenders

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @LilyLoon24
Thanks I think? Also didn’t you just get here?

montreal whyyyyyy
@niamhdoesntwanttobehere
the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the rivalry was fake the riv

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
It has spread to the non-shipping side of hockey twt, anyone who secretly was okay with Shane leaving the team because of that playoff series do your fucking penenace BECAUSE THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY NOT LETTING EACH OTHER WIN

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately) @shayden4life Replying to @shayden4life
I acknowledge the irony of me saying this but as a Shayden I also just love Shane and Hayden as individuals and Shane is the Hockey Lover of all time and you don’t just fall for your rival without the rivalry rivalrying as much as possible

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @shayden4life
He loved hockey so much he married the best hockey player he could marry

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Lily confuses me

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
Hey @marlow_warrior are you alive can you confirm if I should know her from a different acc?

8️⃣1️⃣
@onehockeyplz
i’ve posted this before but that account was burned to the ground so here we are again as best i can remember and with the pronouns updated 1/7 #Ididntsleepwithroz

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
2011/12 ish, early in his career iirc but i did not know shit about hockey at the time, tumblr really wanted me to so i saw hollanov stuff all the time but knew it was just a ship, drunk (very drunk) me did not remember such details 2/7

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
ran into their team at a club in the city i lived in at the time while i was celebrating a promotion among friends and they were coming off a win maybe (idk all that matters is that everyone involved in this story has had too much to drink) 3/7

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
saw roz on my way back from the bar and the first words out of my mouth when he hit on me were like “what about your bf” and then we both froze he like kinda smirked at me but i have no idea what he was about to say and we were interrupted by his teammate 4/7

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
teammate “whatever will i do with you hitting on someone else when i am right in front of them” and roz started to make fun of him because “obviously they are too smart to think i like you, they think i like only hockey player who is almost as good as me” or something 5/7

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
istg that player pouted the rest of the night and roz kept teasing him after i ran away in shame because if i would have accepted his offer in an instant if my dumb mouth didn’t fuck it up 6/7

8️⃣1️⃣ @onehockeyplz Replying to @onehockeyplz
my cope was that a straight hockey player wouldn’t’ve hit on the real me so it basically didn’t happen, then he came out as bi so he might’ve which broke that but actually i was technically right about him liking hollzy at the time so this has been an emotional rollercoaster 7/7

Cliff
@Marley7Cliff
Goddamnit
In my defence there were a lot of people who shipped us and I got tagged on stuff on twitter about it a lot that week
He didn’t have to spend the whole night listing Hollanders achievements in retaliation tho

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @Marley7Cliff
Was bragging about him, even if you could not put pieces together, he got Hollander and smart internet people knew they belonged together

Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @LilyLoon24
Man maybe I am just dumb, how did I not put that together today? This is the name thing all over again

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
#noticing

juniper 🍀 we could have had it all!!!!!
@marlow_warrior
i went out for ice cream to decompress and the first thing i see is my favourite idiot posting again someone save me

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
They were 100% together in some way the entire time, maybe I should get into gambling, apparently I’m really good at knowing what hockey players have going on because I’ve been in this restaurant since 2015

cc 🥤
@chloecola
this hashtag started to combat the narrative that roz was shitty for like being a single person who liked hooking up and I just spent an hour scrolling posts about him in potential hookup scenarios but my main conclusion is that this man has always been down bad and i love that

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I was so innocent and naive back then (like two hours ago) obviously they were in love the entire time (this was in no way obvious)

Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
I walked into the 2008 IPCs knowing the name of the Russian star everyone was touting to be my only equal in our draft class and beyond. I sought him out outside of the practice rink. #Ididntsleepwithroz but something sparked between us that day that grew as time went on (1/5)

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
While maintaining our desire to keep our personal lives personal as much as we can, I will confirm that we’ve been involved longer than we’ve been on MLH ice. Our rivalry was handed to us before we ever met but the competitiveness was always genuine, just not borne of hated (2/5)

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
There was never rivals to anything, never Hollander without Rozanov or vice versa, only a near decade of risky, infrequent encounters and growing feelings that became harder and harder to ignore as time went on (and a wonderful woman holding your hand to a clear conclusion) (3/5)

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Our love happened in spite of the world around us and it took courage, both internal and external, for us to take a leap of faith to be something real. The road to where we are now was anything but smooth, but we made it out the other side with what matters most: each other (4/5)

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
We are very thankful to all the people who participated in this conversation that is one of many that need to be had about culture, in and out hockey, and especially those coming to my husband’s defence in light of unfounded accusations… also for the new chirping material (5/5)

Rose Landry
@RoseLandry
💕 My fav gay ex boyfriend

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @RoseLandry
LMAO

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Cliff @Marley7Cliff Replying to @RoseLandry
You seem like a lovely person but a part of me will always flinch when I see your name in headlines

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @Marley7Cliff
LMAO-er

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Rose Landry @RoseLandry
Would dinner help? Sveta and I would love some company next time I’m in Boston

Cliff
@Marley7Cliff
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Question

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @Marley7Cliff
You have my phone number? But either way, I have no control over what any of you do, but don’t be an idiot or I’ll have to hear about it from both of them

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
This might be the most words Shane has ever said in twitter and I am grateful for it (I am also in shambles, do not try to help me, I am exactly where I want to be)

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
Like… 2008 2008? I know I mentioned it earlier but actually?????? They caught feelings in the aughts and then played some of the best hockey ever, damn

💙💜💖
@2lucy2love
Did- did- did rose landry tell shane hollander he was gay- after they were dating

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @2lucy2love
It appears that way, but begs the question once again of why he started dating her in the first place

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @BostonRaided
He got scared of a sandwich and ran into the arms of an A lister for protection

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @LilyLoon24
Huh?

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
I’ve talked myself out of this life five times already but the one part of my brain not dying at the ‘never rivals to anything’ of it all is really pretty certain I know something

Admirals Fan
@NYAdmirals_Unofficial
I know of someone who did a courageous thing once…

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @NYAdmirals_Unofficial
You might be onto something here

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Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @NYAdmirals_Unofficial
Hunter did a very brave thing, the dinosaur changed hockey and made a big difference in many people’s lives but he does not get all the credit, only tiny bit of credit

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
If I tried sharing my thoughts on every part of Hollzy’s message that struck a cord with me we’d be here all day, so instead I’ll just say that him posting means everyone who was in social media jail is out now, this has been your warning

juniper 🍀 we could have had it all!!!!!
@marlow_warrior
i need like six business weeks before i can deal with whatever my idiot has going on because i have experienced too much love already

Sveta
@svetlana_vetrova
Hello all

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Ah, so I was worried about the wrong person coming out of jail

Sveta
@svetlana_vetrova
#Ididntsleepwithroz because someone was too hung up on their “casual, we cannot be anything, he does not like me like this” fuckbuddy to want to sleep with anyone else from mid 2016 onward

Daniel Does Shipping @Hockey2481Lover Replying to @svetlana_vetrova
Just seeking confirmation before I do anything drastic, does this tweet mean that Ilya stopped sleeping around before he knew if Shane had any feelings for him? Like before they even thought about being a couple?

Sveta @svetlana_vetrova Replying to @Hockey2481Lover
Yes, he was a very sad puppy for many months over one tunamelt

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
HE FELL FUCKING FIRST WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS AND CAN I STAY FOREVER

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
It really is Loverboy Rozanov’s world and we’re all just living in it wtf

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @BostonRaided
What does this mean…?

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @Hockey_Watcher19
He made himself into boyfriend material for Shane

Ben the Cens Fan @Hockey_Watcher19 Replying to @BostonRaided
I know what this means slightly more

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
So, asking for a friend, a tunamelt is a type of sandwich right

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Do you think what I think you think?

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
What other conclusion am I meant to draw?

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @HollanovsVersion
Like? Any of them? He’s chaotic but like I don’t think this much

Shayden Platonic (Unfortunately)
@shayden4life
Rozanov fell first fml and everyone kindly disregard any tweet I have ever made because I apparently the least correct person ever

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @shayden4life
I mean in your defence, like not a single person was right about this

cam
@unnaturaldisastro
i don’t even watch hockey but i do be watching any video that youtube can find for me of those two guys before everyone knew they were together for the ✨lore✨ #somethinggoodcameofallthis

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
These have gotten more chaotic as today has gone on, the rest are somewhere, don’t have the brain power atm
2008 they met = sparks
2009-2015 they’re involved
2016? Ilya tries for more, tunamelt (sandwich?), and Shane runs
2017 Ilya comes back from AllStars happy (Hollanov together?)

Hannah @HollanovsVersion Replying to @HollanovsVersion
2017 Scott kisses his bf after winning the Cup (relevance uncertain)
2018 Ilya moves to Ottawa (ie closer to Shane), Irina Foundation
2021 they get engaged, are outed, get married, then join the same team
2023 I have the longest day of my life (I’ve written the MCAT, for comparison)

Wyatt Hayes
@WyatttheGoalieMan Replying to @HollanovsVersion
2023 we enter March at the top of the Eastern Conference powered by Hockey Freak 1 and Hockey Freak 2 who are as competitive as they are in love and will be proving to everyone that their rivalry is really them showing off for the other at everyone elses (Cens excluded) expense

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
“As competitive as they are in love” so what if I spontaneously combusted? What then?

BoodBQ
@ZaneBoodram44
Is it really not at our expense if we have to practice with them?

Admirals Fan @NYAdmirals_Unofficial Replying to @ZaneBoodram44
They’re also competitive at practice?

BoodBQ @ZaneBoodram44 Replying to @NYAdmirals_Unofficial
No one on Earth has ever found a time, place, or thing they are not competitive about

Admirals Fan @NYAdmirals_Unofficial Replying to @ZaneBoodram44
Oh so its that kinda rivalry

🌟 Brooke 🌟
@BostonRaided
So they spent a decade flirting in front of all of us by mutually attempting to outdo, outplay, and win against the other. A theory proposed by pre-outing hollanov stans, concurred by post-outing stans et al., and confirmed by Wyatt Hayes and Zane Boodram

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @BostonRaided
Flirting is polite way to put it, I can think of another word starting with F that also works

🌟 Brooke 🌟 @BostonRaided Replying to @LilyLoon24
Not my place to speculate on that but… 👀

Mark All Things Hockey
@Mark_AllThingsHockey
@Molly_AllThingsHockey @Mitchell_AllThingsHockey Send help, you left the least socially competent sibling running the accounts on the wrong day and I am floundering hard out here

elise
@iblamenewton
When your in a ‘loving your partner’ competition and your opponent is Ilya Rozanov I guess

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @iblamenewton
And Shane, but Ilya is always best at everything

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
Seriously, who is Lily and why has she been so active?

Lily @LilyLoon24 Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I am having fun

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @LilyLoon24
I mean go off I guess, but you confuse me

Harris ❤️🍎
@HarrisDrover_
In case anyone is wondering, I did have to explain this hashtag to upper management and how it is actually good press for the team to have a bunch of people on the internet talking about how they approached or were approached for intimate encounters related to one of our players

Harris ❤️🍎 @HarrisDrover_ Replying to @HarrisDrover_
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer one of you owes me an apology treat

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @HarrisDrover_
What did I do?

Harris ❤️🍎 @HarrisDrover_ Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Well @LilyLoon24 has been posting most of the day and I know you two are at home rn

Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Replying to @HarrisDrover_
… Same kind of basket of treats as last time?

Molly All Things Hockey
@Molly_AllThingsHockey
Oh god, what did I miss?

Mark All Things Hockey @Mark_AllThingsHockey Replying to @Molly_AllThingsHockey
So. Much.

Molly All Things Hockey @Molly_AllThingsHockey Replying to @Mark_AllThingsHockey
Ah, I nominate @Mitchell_AllThingsHockey to deal with being smart and concise about this

Mark All Things Hockey @Mark_AllThingsHockey Replying to @Molly_AllThingsHockey
Seconded

Mitchell All Things Hockey @Mitchell_AllThingsHockey Replying to @Mark_AllThingsHockey
You both suck

Ilya H-R
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81
I have been informed by my Shane that it is time to stop posting on other account and give a statement on mine. Thank you to many people who defended me against lies about my character and who shared stories to argue against the lies. 1/

Ilya H-R @IlyaHollanderRozanov81 Replying to @IlyaHollanderRozanov81
Hookup culture is very harmful to many people but when done right is fun for everyone involved. But most important part, yes, I have had Shane Hollander-Rozanov for longer than any of you have even known him ;) 2/2

Ilya H-R
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81
@HarrisDrover_ two baskets?

Harris ❤️🍎 @HarrisDrover_ Replying to @IlyaHollanderRozanov81
We are not starting a system where you intend to pay for tweets that give me a headache

Daniel Does Shipping
@Hockey2481Lover
Mans is out here playing cool like his entire brand isn’t buried under an avalanche of loverboy evidence

Daniel Does Shipping @Hockey2481Lover Replying to @Hockey2481Lover
We already knew he was a simp for his husband, no amount of playing it cool is undoing how much more obvious that is after today

All Things Hockey
@AllThingsHockey
Trending: #Ididntsleepwithroz discusses consent and women being allowed to seek out and enjoy sex. Subsequently, Ilya Hollander-Rozanov’s (OTT, C) love story with husband and teammate Shane Hollander-Rozanov is revealed to be as long as their rivalry; they are one in the same.

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
‘On other account’????????????????

Lily
@LilyLoon24
This has been enough Lily for everyone for one day - Shane

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @LilyLoon24
Oh my god

Hannah
@HollanovsVersion
VINDICATION MOTHERFUCKERS

RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
This has been… a day

RJ @rozsrightskatelace Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
I’m gonna go sleep for a week, no one do anything interesting while I’m gone

Chapter End Notes

Hope you enjoyed :)

Random things

- IRL it is PWHL not PWLH, but I wanted the small degree of separation and to align with the NHL/MLH change. The one acc that references this also says PWLH Boston not an actual name because this fic happens after the league was announced (I think? at least close to it) but before they got team names for the second season

- All tweets do adhere to the 280 character limit. This was changed sometime in 2023 (honestly a coincidence that I dated this as early that year) but I also choose to believe that Elon Musk doesn't get nice things in this universe and doesn't buy twitter

- Handle's do not follow that rule... mostly because I didn't strongly consider the 15 (FIFTEEN) character limit, insane btw, so I chose to ignore that. Kept to alphanumerical and _ restriction tho so there's that

- Re Shane and Ilya's handles, I chose to have Shane use the same one as is mentioned as his Instagram handle in the books but not changed after the outing (mostly because of the marketing angle and maybe promotion deals with brands that already had billboards or shit with his og handle on them) and (I'm 92% sure) Ilya's in the book is IlyaRozanov81 but I did add the full name to it. Unrelated but I hope they give any kids they might have short first names or that shit isn't fitting in anything

- If anyone knows any other canon handles for insta/twitter from the books please lmk (Troy and/or probs have one so that will be fixed if so)

- Not everything that the OC tweeters say is necessarily correct, it is all logic based guesses but I avoided going full they come to wildly incorrect conclusions to avoid too much confusion

- A few of these plot lines weren't supposed to happen, mainly the AllThingsHockey peeps lol. Other than the original one, I added them all before uploading their respective chapters

- IDK where the Cliff, Rose, Svetlana thing came from. Choose your own adventure to whether that's platonic or something else ig

- I didn't like fully keep track of all the mentioned dates in hashtag posts, but they do bell curve around 2016 ish, before that largely being him getting turned down and obvs after is him turning people down

- Theoretically this is from RJ's POV which was mostly because I mentally needed to call it someone's POV. They do start and end it too. Also, this gives me the internal justification to not have a lot of the probably nasty shit that this would dredge up because a well versed twitter user is just looking at their highly curated feed (is this how twitter works, idk, if not they have a healthy relationship with a block button built into twitter or self made)

- If anyone has read this far, hi, IDK if any of this has any actual value but I hope you gained something positive from it