(Ilya Rozanov) Was Added to the Group!

Marly

Marly, add me back to Bears group chat
wtf Roz? Are you okay? None of us have heard from you since the leak
just add me back. Is important
fine fine, Jesus

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Ilya Rozanov was added to the group
Carmichael
Holy shit, Roz?
St. Simon
No fucking way
yes fucking way
Hammersmith
Roz, buddy, so may questions
First though, why did you have Marly add you back in here?
St. Simon
Of course it was Marleau
I am sure all of you have been on the internet recently, yes
Marly
Yeah Roz, pretty sure you’d have to be in space to have not heard about the you and Hollander thing by now
Hammersmith
To be clear, the Hollander thing was questions two through eighty
you remember Jane
Marly
Your Montreal girl you were obsessed with?
St. Simon
Pretty hard not to with all of the bag skates we did every time you two fought
Carmichael
Oh right, what happened there? Clearly that’s not still a thing then
yes, my “girl.” from Montreal. who I met up with when we played Montreal Metros, at home or away.
Connors
You’ve got to be shitting me
Hammersmith
Oh my god, no
very much still a “thing”
what did I tell you all? I only go for the best
Marly
Holy shit. Jane is Shane. I have never felt so stupid in my life
St. Simon
Roz that’s legendary shit
Of course you decide to go for a man for once and pull the prince of hockey
yes. he is hot and very talented. I am also hot and very talented. is perfect match
Marly
And you’re so humble, too
Connors
You mean to tell me you managed to pull SHANE FUCKING HOLLANDER during the heat of the rivalry???
I am irresistible, what can I say
and it was not during “heat of the rivalry.” It was before rookie season 😏
Marly
NO
ROZ YOU’RE FUCKING WITH US
Carmichael
The WHOLE TIME?
Connors
What about, idk, the ENTIRE rivalry that your careers got built around??
business
Hammersmith
Oh my god I might kill him
Connors
Guys, as much as I hate to say it… this means we have to update the leaderboard
St. Simon
No, how are we ever supposed to compete with pulling Shane Hollander? Roz would win forever
Marly
I think he already did, man
Carmichael
It was a good run, gentlemen
yes, please update leaderboard and confirm that I have pulled the best possible partner in Bears history
and also do not tell Bears WAGs I said this. they will stop inviting me to girls night
Hammersmith
THEY’VE BEEN INVITING YOU TO GIRLS NIGHT? AND NOT THEIR ACTUAL HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS?
St. Simon
You’re not even a player here anymore wtf
Ilya Rozanov left the group
Marly
Unbelievable.