Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov

Additional Tags:

Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Sex Tapes, Sex Tape Leak, Crack Treated Seriously, Social Media, Twitter, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, POV Outsider, Original Characters (hockeytwt), Established Relationship, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Language:

English

Stats:

Published: 2026-09-27 Completed: 2026-10-03 Words: 8,686 Chapters: 2/2

#HollanovSextape

Summary

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
um guys? are we seeing this???

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
i love vagueposting as much as the next guy but??? involve me!
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @daddyrozanov
i don’t want to put it on blast but if you look up h*ll*nov you’ll see
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luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
omggggggggggg 

Or: Shane and Ilya have a sex tape leak.

Notes

Look, do I want them to experience a sex tap leak? No. Was this fun to write? Yes. Inspired by this tumblr post by lexicanons where they came up with the wonderful hashtags #ProRiderShane, #ServiceTopIlya, and #TwoBigDicks. 
Many thanks to my betas ilikaicalie and masja_17 for looking this over!

Chapter 1: The Leak

Chapter Notes

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
um guys? are we seeing this???  

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
i love vagueposting as much as the next guy but??? share the tea!
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @daddyrozanov
i don’t want to put it on blast but if you look up h*ll*nov you’ll see
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luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
omggggggggggg

Joey at the rink @joecarrhockeyplayer
Replying to @dillster48
Okay first of all fuck ai and second this is too real for ai. Like unless they found doppelganger porn stars hollanov just got their sex tape leaked
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Dilly @dillster48
Replying to @joecarrhockeyplayer
You know what I’m down with the doppelganger pornstar theory because damn those guys have great butts
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Joey on the rink @joecarrhockeyplayer
Replying to @dillster48
Well they’re professional hockey players so

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
afidhbafonbafnnfslkpofdvm

 
champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Is this fucking real? I’m seeing it with my own two eyeballs and I can’t believe this is fucking real????

 
champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Cannot believe my North American moots are all still asleep cmon guyssss wake upppppppppp I need someone to freak out with!!!  

champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
@hockeyhusbandgoals @raidmebaby @rideacentaur @freckleaddiction @puckmeupscotty @holyhollanov WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @berlinpolarbears
omg why are you blowing up my phone in the middle of the night???
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champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @raidmebaby
It’s six in the morning where you are!!! And there’s a fucking sex tape!!!
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @berlinpolarbears
sex tape of what?
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @berlinpolarbears
holy fuvking shitttttt

105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
I cannot believe they got their shit leaked again my poor babies 😭😭😭  

shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @hockeyhusbandgoals
god i knowwwwwww
 

shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
okay guys can we all agree not to watch this? and not spread this around? shane and ilya already got non-consensually outed, they shouldn’t have their sex tape leaked too!

#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Replying to @rideacentaur
i don’t think it’s theirs. like the angle of the camera i don’t think they knew they were being filmed
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @freckleaddiction
that makes this even worse! why did you watch it???
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#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Replying to @rideacentaur
the clip is all over! it’s literally unavoidable!

 
105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
NO ONE WATCH THE VIDEO!!! NO ONE SHARE THE VIDEO!!! I’M SO SERIOUS GUYS!!!!

 
for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
I really want to respect their privacy but like does it really make a difference if one more person sees this?

champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @puckmeupscotty
I don’t think we should share it or tag it but obviously I saw it. And it’s honestly not that bad it’s pretty short and you don’t see much
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105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
Replying to @berlinpolarbears @puckmeupscotty
Saskia they’re literally naked??? Having sex????
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champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @hockeyhusbandgoals @puckmeupscotty
Honestly I see more nudity on German prime time television 🤷🏼‍♀️
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @berlinpolarbears @hockeyhusbandgoals @puckmeupscotty you can literally see shane’s naked butt!
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champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @rideacentaur @puckmeupscotty @hockeyhusbandgoals
Like I said, German television…
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for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @berlinpolarbears @rideacentaur @hockeyhusbandgoals
Yeah it’s like hbo honestly

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
omg everyone relax it’s like two minutes of them fucking. you can’t even see a lot with the way hollander is sitting in rozanov’s lap like you can’t even really see their dicks

Kate is my Queen 👑 @kanthonystan
Replying to @millyloveshockey
fr with the angle and the lighting and the two of them so close together this is like bridgerton levels of sex not straight up raw porn

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
okay this is way tamer than what i thought those two would do in bed. like it’s almost romantic with the way they’re mostly kissing. shane’s barely moving.

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
it’s not really that explicit but ngl the way ilya’s hand covers almost all of shane’s ass makes me very very weak

 
Roz lover @isliar
looking respectfully 👀  

Erling’s raccoon ⚽ @haalingham4ever
Replying to @isliar
involve me bestie!
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Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @haalingham4ever
other fandom sorry
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Erling’s raccoon ⚽ @haalingham4ever
Replying to @isliar
ugh you and your hockey guys
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Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @haalingham4ever
well at least i’m getting a sex tape…
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Erling’s raccoon ⚽ @haalingham4ever
Replying to @isliar
wtf????? omg so jelly 😭😭😭

platonic besties 24💙35 @shaydenforever
i hate this for shane but ngl i’m kinda glad hayden’s fanmail isn’t the worst hollanov video on the internet anymore

shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @shaydenforever
omg bsfr hayden outed them! like yes it was less explicit but it exposed their entire relationship!!! also can we not be happy about a sex tape leak???
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaydenforever @rideacentaur
shaydens still braindead in the year of our lord 2026 fork found in kitchen

 
ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
there might not be a lot of fucking but that’s some olympic levels of kissing like damn guys do you not need to breathe???

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
needed to take some time to lie in the floor and process but trust i am here to gif the shit out of that clip

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
hottest kiss ever istg
[gif] The inside of a generic hotel room. Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are both naked on a bed, Shane is sitting in Ilya’s lap, hands buried in his curls and leaning down to devour him. Ilya has his hands on Shane’s ass, fingers visibly digging in tight and is kissing him back.

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
don’t know who’s holding on tighter, shane or ilya

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
damn my guy no one’s trying to take him from you
[picture] Zoomed in shot of Ilya’s Rozanov’s head and Shane Hollander’s hands buried in his hair, fingers clenched tightly in his curls.  

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
lol have you ever been on the internet EVERYBODY would take ilya away from him if they could
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @81strozanovstan
okay fair but i don’t think anyone’s gonna succeed
[picture] Zoomed in shot of Ilya Rozanov’s hand on Shane Hollander’s ass, his fingers digging deep into the skin.
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
#freak4freak

 
#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Okay this is obviously still a really bad breach of their privacy but i’m so glad it wasn’t worse  

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @freckleaddiction
You just HAD to jinx it, didn’t you?

 
champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Omg there’s more now 🫣

 
TMZ ✅ @tmz
Sex Tape Leak! Hockey player and Rose Landry’s ex Shane Hollander and his husband’s sex marathon is caught on tape! Get the scoop here! www.tmz.com/holla…  

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @tmz
fucking tmz stay our of our house!
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98 days until X-4 @landrylover
Replying to @tmz
omg leave rose out of this you vultures!
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Rose’s stylist interacted 2x @roselandryarchive
Replying to @landrylover
Seriously everytime there’s drama in hockey land, they drag Rose into it when she hasn’t dated that man in like seven years
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Queen 🌹🏒 @hollandry4life
Replying to @roselandryarchive
that man and it’s her best friend but okay
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Rose’s stylist interacted 2x @roselandryarchive
Replying to @hollandry4life
Still not a reason to involve her when HIS fucking sex tape leaked
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Queen 🌹🏒 @hollandry4life
Replying to @roselandryarchive
It’s not his tape, it was filmed without his knowledge!
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Rose’s stylist interacted 2x @roselandryarchive
Replying to @hollandry4life
Whatever just leave my girl out of it 🙄
 

Dede @holyhollanov
okay I just woke up wtf????? someone tell me what’s happening because I don’t want to go looking for it and feed the algorithm but I also neeeeeed to know

champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @holyhollanov
A few hours ago a brand new twitter account posted a two minute video tagged h*ll*nov which shows them having sex. It’s too real for ai and the quality isn’t perfect but it’s definitely them. Now the account linked to four different videos on a throwaway gdrive, all about half an hour of unedited footage.
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champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @berlinpolarbears @holyhollanov
The audio isn’t great so not all of their conversations are audible but from the first video it’s clear it’s from a week ago when the Cens played in St Louis and got snowed in. It looks like they had sex a total of four times.
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Dede @holyhollanov
Replying to @berlinpolarbears
holy shit. so h*ll*nov got snowed in for a day and basically did nothing but fuck? yeah yk that tracks.

 
Olly in red and black @censmania
It’s like a car crash I can’t look away

Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Replying to @censmania
This gotta be the sexiest car crash in history 😰
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @censmatized @censmania
my sirens are blaring
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Here for the BoodyQ 🔥 @allaboutthebood
Replying to @ridingforottawa @censmatized @censmania
Idk guys I don’t think the metaphor works here 😭
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @allaboutthebood @censmatized @censmania
the tapes have scrambled my brain

 
Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
like rationally i know they’re professional athletes but their stamina is mindblowing. i’m gonna need a whole ass protein shake just to get through all the videos. and a lot of fluids…

 
Keep politics out of hockey! @bradbleedsred
This is what you get when you have guys like that playing in the league just one scandal after another

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @bradbleedsred
This was clearly recorded without their consent. This could have happened to any player!
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Keep politics out of hockey! @bradbleedsred
Replying to @raidmebaby
Not every player is fucking their roommate on the road. In fact most aren’t. And if this proves anything none should.
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @bradbleedsred
Coincidence your name is Brad? I don’t think so. Let’s bring back #FuckYouBrad
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#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Replying to @raidmebaby @bradbleedsred
#FuckYouBrad. Also at least they’re fucking their spouse, most other guys would be caught cheating…

 
ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Cleared my schedule, locked my door, phone on do not disturb. lined up gatorade and trail mix. My body is ready.

ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Five minutes in and my body was not ready. Holy shit I knew I picked my username for a reason but omgggggggggg

 
Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
After the kissing clip and the morning cuddles I was like oh so this is like a wholesome sex tape situation and now I’m watching roz rail his hubby into the mattress so hard I wonder how hollzy is still able to skate…

 
Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized Shane Hollander’s O face belongs in the Louvre. I said what I said.

 
Nic is still missing roz @rozleau4ever
So Ilya Rozanov service top confirmed 👀

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @rozleau4ever
to the absolute surprise of no one but yes.

 
Queen 🌹🏒 @hollandry4life
Shane checking on Ilya’s injury from the night before and insisting he ice it, such a good husband 🥹

Chiron’s #1 fan @barkingforcens
Replying to @hollandry4life
There’s almost two hours of porn and that’s your takeaway???
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Queen 🌹🏒 @hollandry4life
Replying to @barkingforcens
It’s just so cute!
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Chiron’s #1 fan @barkingforcens
Replying to @hollandry4life
You got me there. And it’s kind of interesting that we never see him ice it but there’s an ice pack on the nightstand. Makes you wonder how much footage we’re missing…

 
Bryan | top 0.5% OF @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
I’ve never seen the appeal of hockey before but after watching that hockey player ride his husband’s dick for like fifteen minutes, I need to find me a hockey bottom stat.

 
Big blue bottom eyes on OnlyFans @jaxsononcamera
do we think they take applications for a third 👀👀👀

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @jaxsononcamera
considering the way rozanov went on a whole rant ending in you’re mine, fucking mine no one else gets you like this, i don’t think so lol

 
rob plays hockey @cens4life
Always knew they were the goats of hockey, apparently they’re also the goats of sex lol

Taylor @rideordieacentaur
Replying to @cens4life
fr like i’m their age and i don’t think i could fuck like that four times in one day

 
Dilly @dillster48
Okay I’m not homophobic but like eating ass is just gross right?

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @dillster48
why do you think hollzy took a shower when they got the message that their flight was canceled???
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Kate is my Queen 👑 @kanthonystan
Replying to @millyloveshockey @dillster48
straight people can also toss some salad yk. in fact i’d recommend it!

 
Taylor @rideordieacentaur
my gf never cared about hockey but now she’s all in on hollander and rozanov and i got a lecture about how i should follow my idols and give her five orgasms a day

24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @rideordieacentaur
you say that like it’s a bad thing? why wouldn’t you want to give your gf five orgasms a day???
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Taylor @rideordieacentaur
Replying to @ridingforottawa
having sex five times in a day is not that easy for a guy! i’m not an elite athlete!
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @rideordieacentaur
i’m going to hold your hand while i very gently tell you that you have a mouth and two hands you can use while you give your dick a rest. like rozanov in the first video
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Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Replying to @ridingforottawa @rideordieacentaur
So glad I’m a lesbian because what the hell is wrong with straight guys??? Also toys are a thing. A fun thing!

 
Danny handles sticks 🏒🏳️‍🌈 @stickhandlerdanny
Shane Hollander can come hands free? Am I seeing that right???

Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @stickhandlerdanny
In the third video right? Yeah I’m pretty sure he’s not touching himself
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Danny handles sticks 🏒🏳️‍🌈 @stickhandlerdanny
Replying to @rainbowhockey
Unreal
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Bryan | top 0.5% OF @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
Replying to @stickhandlerdanny @rainbowhockey
Perfect bottom 🍑
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Big blue bottom eyes on OnlyFans @jaxsononcamera
Replying to @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
If I had Ilya Rozanov railing me, I’d probably also come hands free…
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Bryan | top 0.5% OF @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
Replying to @jaxsononcamera
I’m not Rozanov, but I’d be willing to try…
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Big blue bottom eyes on OnlyFans @jaxsononcamera
Replying to @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
Oh DM me baby.
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Toby after dark @tobytheclubrat
Replying to @jaxsononcamera @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtop
Omg collab of my two favorite only fans incoming???

 
ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Okay guys I did the math and the measuring, had it peer reviewed by @acklesassequation and I can officially announce that Ilya Rozanov’s dick is seven and a half inches!

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine
just how???
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @81strozanovstan
We know how tall Roz is and I picked stills where he’s fully stretched out and you can see his dick. There are three of those so I feel comfortable that that’s enough references. Then I made a scale based on his height and applied that to his dick.
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105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine
Omg this is so invasive, can we not???
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @hockeyhusbandgoals @GreatestLoveMachine
right??? this is so creepy, stop sexualizing them!!!
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @rideacentaur @hockeyhusbandgoals
This from twitter user Shane and Ilya’s third…
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine
Ugh I don’t know inches, what’s that in sensible measurements?
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @rainbowhockey
Google is free. But also it’s 19 cm.
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine
And Hollander rides it like that??? Respect.
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine
did you also do the measurements and the math for hollander?
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
It was a little more difficult because he’s never fully stretched out while you can see his dick but based on the shots where you can compare him to Rozanov I’d say maybe just a little shorter? So like 7 inches
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine @shaaaaaaaanelover
And Rozanov swallows him like that? Respect.
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luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @rainbowhockey @GreatestLoveMachine @shaaaaaaaanelover
so two big dicks huh? god I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 😭

 
Dede @holyhollanov
i need the full audio of ilya talking shane through his last orgasm like the way he’s so soft but so commanding calling him sweetheart and telling him how perfect he is ugh

shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @holyhollanov
dede no!!!
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Dede @holyhollanov
Replying to @rideacentaur
maya yes! i’m regaining my faith in love and happiness just watching them cuddle. after the year i’ve had, you’ve gotta give me this.
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @holyhollanov
… at least don’t mention their names and don’t feed the algorithm

 
#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
okay i’m invested in the hockey gays now

Danny misses Eddie 🖤 @themunsondoctrine
Replying to @strangermythings
Omg remember when they came out and I told yall how cute and hot they were but no you need actual porn to get it you perv
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#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
Replying to @themunsondoctrine
listen it’s sports they’re jocks i’m against that on principle. but they’re like really sweet with each other? like yes it’s super hot obv but i’m very impressed with the whole aftercare hearteyes they have going on. like the russian is like the perfect soft dom???
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Danny misses Eddie 🖤 @themunsondoctrine
Replying to @strangermythings
His name is Ilya Rozanov and yeah, no one’s surprised that man’s been giving service dom top vibes for years

 
Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
The way Rozanov watches Hollander like he’s an absolute revelation and handing out blessings straight from heaven makes you question your own relationship

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @rainbowhockey
I mean can you blame him???
[picture] Shane Hollander riding Ilya Rozanov, zoomed in on Hollander’s upper body, arching backward and mouth slightly open.
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
No of course not. But like they’ve been together for years at some point you get used to it
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @rainbowhockey
No one ever gets used to Shane Hollander scoring absolutely sick goals so why tf would anyone get used to him naked???
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
You got me there

 
24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Shane Hollander’s back arch needs to be studied in a lab

 
Reformed r*zanov hater @bostons81
So Roz is definitely a tits AND ass guy huh?

Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @bostons81
Oh yeah that man always has a handful
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @isliar
Can you blame him???

 
Chiron’s #1 fan @barkingforcens
Okay so the reason Rozanov doesn’t bottom is just because his ass is too fat right?

 
Reformed r*zanov hater @bostons81
I always looked down on all the women who slept with rozanov during his fuckboy era but you know what, I get it now

ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @bostons81
I mean I doubt he treated his one-night stands quite as reverently
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Elaine @frecklegirly
Replying to @GreatestLoveMachine @bostons81
As someone who hooked up with rozanov ten years ago i can confirm he didn’t look at me like he looks at hollander but he did always go down on me and had the same rhythm going so i still had a pretty good time 😅

 
24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
rozanov watching hollander do yoga like it’s porn and yk I agree

 
Yoga Tilly 🌸 link in bio @YogaWithTilly
Ignoring the porn of it for a minute, Shane Hollander’s yoga form is really impressive for an athlete who does mostly strength and cardio.

 
Brandon Miller | pre-order my new book now! @dominateforsuccess
No wonder Roz is the captain in Ottawa clearly he’s the man in the relationship

Danny handles sticks 🏒🏳️‍🌈 @stickhandlerdanny
Replying to @dominateforsuccess
Homophobic and sexist you’re really the whole package huh?

 
Roz lover @isliar
Okay has no one watched the second video yet? Because I haven’t seen anyone talking about how Shane is riding Ilya and Ilya just picks him up and puts him on his back without fucking pulling out like that’s some next level shit

Mara 🌸 @bostondreaming
Replying to @isliar
Ugh I need a man to manhandle me the way Ilya Rozanov throws his husband around in bed.
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Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @bostondreaming
Which is even more impressive when you consider Hollander is like 200 pounds of pure muscle.
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Mara 🌸 @bostondreaming
Replying to @isliar
Seriously? I can’t believe I missed Rozanov’s Boston club phase by like a year 😭

 
in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
[picture] Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov in bed together. They’re both facing the camera, lying on their sides. Shane has his upper leg drawn up, and his head turned back into the pillow, eyes closed and mouth open. Ilya is behind him, one hand holding on to Shane’s leg. He’s watching Shane hungrily, obviously unbothered by the death grip Shane has on his hair.

Olly in red and black @censmania
Replying to @hollanovtruther
This one though
[picture] Ilya Rozanov is half kneeling on the end of the bed, fucking into Shane Hollander on the bed in front of him. They’re slightly turned toward the camera, Ilya’s broad chest on display, his necklace catching the light. He’s watching his dick half buried in Shane’s ass. Shane has dropped down to his elbows, his back arching. His face is turned away from the camera, showing off the bunching muscles in his back, shoulders, and arms.
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @censmania @hollanovtruther
Idk guys I think this is the hollanov Mona Lisa
[picture] Ilya Rozanov is lying on his back on a bed. Shane Hollander is above him, in the process of stalking up his body on all fours. The shot is taken just before their mouths meet for a kiss and focused on the equally hungry expressions on both their faces.
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Olly in red and black @censmania
Replying to @ridingforottawa @hollanovtruther
Then this is the last supper
[picture] Zoomed in shot of Ilya Rozanov’s blissful face half-buried in Shane Hollander’s ass.
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Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Replying to @censmania @ridingforottawa @hollanovtruther
Then this is revelations
[picture] Zoomed in shot of Shane Hollander lying on his back. Ilya Rozanov is hovering above him. The knee of Shane’s bent leg is visible, Ilya’s hand clutching at the underside of his thigh. His face is tight with concentration while Shane stares up at him with wide, wet eyes.
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @censmatized @censmania @hollanovtruther
Then this is immaculate conception (that look would get ANYONE pregnant)
[picture] Ilya Rozanov sitting on the hotel bed, watching Shane Hollander do yoga in front of him. Shane is in a downward facing dog and Ilya is staring hungrily at his ass.
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Here for the BoodyQ 🔥 @allaboutthebood
Replying to @censmania @ridingforottawa @hollanovtruther
yk hollanov makes me believe in god everytime they’re on the powerplay this can be the new gospel sure

 
Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
they’re really the definition of no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall

Kate is my Queen 👑 @kanthonystan
Replying to @millyloveshockey
thankfully they’re using plenty of lube but yk i think they would’ve gone on without it

 
mothman @thankfullynotfromjersey
okay so golden boy shane hollander is a freak in the sheets huh?

jersey devil @pinebarrened
Replying to @thankfullynotfromjersey
it’s always the quiet ones…
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suck my goat @chupacabraaaaa
Replying to @pinebarrened @thankfullynotfromjersey
he and rozanov make a lot more sense now…
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @chupacabraaaaa @pinebarrened @thankfullynotfromjersey
lol you must be new here, they’ve been making sense for years. true fans don’t need a sex tape leak to know they’re soulmates!
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mothman @thankfullynotfromjersey
Replying to @hollanovtruther @chupacabraaaaa @pinebarrened
we might be new but trust the cryptid gang is gonna stick around

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
How it started vs how it’s going
[picture] Ilya Rozanov fucking Shane Hollander from behind. He’s leaning over him and is biting the juncture of his neck.
[picture] Shane Hollander sitting in the bed with his back to the camera. The light is hitting him from behind and there’s a visible bruise where neck meets shoulder.

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
with the way these two are going at it it’s a miracle they don’t have marks more often
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#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Replying to @81strozanovstan @shaaaaaaaanelover
well that bitemark is well below the neckline and shane never does his post game press shirtless
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for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @freckleaddiction @81strozanovstan @shaaaaaaaanelover
Yeah I’m pretty sure after hiding for years they are pretty good at leaving marks only where no one can see
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @puckmeupscotty @freckleaddiction @shaaaaaaaanelover
well this started out hot and got depressing really fast 😭

 
for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Orgasm count:
81: 4, 24: 5

for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @puckmeupscotty
To recap for everyone who doesn’t want to watch the videos but wants to know:
They fuck a total of four times, but 81 gets 24 off twice the first time. I think they might have fucked in the shower too, which would make it five times, but you can’t really tell from the way the videos are cut
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for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @puckmeupscotty
🏆 First is blowjobs, rimming, then missionary and doggy style
🏆 Second is warm up blowie, then loooong cowboy with a missionary finish after the famous non pullout roll
🏆 Third is rimming and doggy style but half standing (is there a name for that?) (also hands free!!!!)
🏆 Fourth is rimming plus spooning
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @puckmeupscotty
so what i’m gathering is that 81 really likes to eat ass, 24 loves sucking dick and they show off the most popular positions?
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for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @raidmebaby
Yeah this would make a great intro to gay sex compilation. But 81 is also really into dick sucking.
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @puckmeupscotty @raidmebaby
guys their number isn’t better than their names 😭 can’t you at least discuss this in a group chat?
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champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @rideacentaur @puckmeupscotty @raidmebaby
You don’t want to see what we’re actually discussing in the gc
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @berlinpolarbears
okay i think i need to be in the gc
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#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Replying to @berlinpolarbears @raidmebaby
yeah me too…

 
Denise 🐶 @DogtrainerDenise
As a mom of three who’s been struggling with her body after pregnancy it means so much to me to see a pro athlete with such distinct stretchmarks.

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @DogtrainerDenise
oh yeah and like ilya absolutely appreciates shane’s tiger stripes, like there’s a bit in the video when he’s down there to eat him out he just drags his fingers over his ass in the direction of his stretchmarks and kisses them
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Logan fitness 💪 @Loganatthegym
Replying to @81strozanovstan @DogtrainerDenise
Lots of athletes have tiger stripes, just a side effect of bulking fast. Like I also have #tigerstripes Hollander ain’t special
[picture] A shirtless man pictured from behind, faint silver lines along the sides of his body visible.

 
24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Love Shane inspiring such body positivity🥰 #tigerstripes

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @ridingforottawa
lol lets not ignore that that man is a ten across the board with an insane body like a few little stretchmarks can’t take away from that ass

 
Vicky @vickyismostlyokay
Show off your #tigerstripes. If your partner can’t appreciate them, it’s time to look elsewhere!
[picture] A woman pulling up her shirt to show off faint silver stretchmarks on her belly.

TRENDING

Sex Tape Leak

hollanov

#ProRiderShane

#ServiceTopIlya

#TwoBigDicks

#tigerstripes

Shane Hollander with Ilya Rozanov

The St. Louis Tapes

 
#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Okay, I couldn’t resist and yes the porn is hot but guys the cuddling? They’re so cute and tender with each other? And then absolute assholes?

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @freckleaddiction
your honor i’m in love with their love
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105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
Replying to @raidmebaby @freckleaddiction
Omg guys! We said we weren’t going to watch!
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for science 🏳️‍🌈 @puckmeupscotty
Replying to @hockeyhusbandgoals @raidmebaby @freckleaddiction
At this point, there really isn’t any privacy left, so I think it’s a moot point. And we’re not sharing it or promoting it, so it’s not like we’re hurting them. Also we’re literally talking about the most innocent part of it.
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always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
@hockeyhusbandgoals @freckleaddiction
come on babe this hits better than drugs. and you don’t even have to watch the porn part! just look at them!
[video, 7 sec] Inside the now infamous St Louis hotel room, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are lounging around on the bed. They’re half under the covers. Ilya rolls on top of Shane, one leg thrown over Shane’s hip and wiggles to get comfortable. With a content expression, Shane buries a hand in Ilya’s hair, slowly scritching his scalp while he unwraps a protein bar with his other hand and then alternates between taking a bite and holding it out for Ilya to eat.
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105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
@raidmebaby @freckleaddiction
… Well we’re all going to hell I guess.

 
Dr. Sex 💋 @SexyTalkWithJesse
Tops take note: if you fuck your bottom so well they can’t walk, you drag your ass to the bathroom and come back with a washcloth.

Dr. Sex 💋 @SexyTalkWithJesse
Replying to @SexyTalkWithJesse
Also bottoms take note: if your top fucks you so hard he’s sweat drenched and parched, you get up and get him new gatorade to replenish fluids and electrolytes.
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Dr. Sex 💋 @SexyTalkWithJesse
Replying to @SexyTalkWithJesse
Also it should go without saying, but unless you are in a monogamous relationship, you should always practice safe sex! If you’ve been married for years, forgoing a condom can be a lot of fun, but otherwise, use protection!

 
Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
so we didn’t get any bedtime sex, do we think they didn’t have one more round in them or is there another video coming 👀

Kate is my Queen @kanthonystan
Replying to @millyloveshockey
well they had dinner to refuel. i’m definitely crossing my fingers for more!

 
The Archivist @lifeisboston
A collection of pet names Ilya Rozanov calls Shane Hollander in bed:
sweetheart (the only english one)
malysh (baby)
solnyshko (sunshine)
kotenok (kitten)
moya lyubov (my love)
lyubimyy (beloved)

The Archivist @lifeisboston
Replying to @lifeisboston
A collection of pet names Shane Hollander calls Ilya Rozanov in bed:
asshole

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
I’m pretty sure he calls him baby at least once

Quote Tweet
The Archivist @lifeisboston
A collection of nicknames Shane Hollander call Ilya Rozanov in bed:
asshole

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in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
omg when???

 
24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Shane Hollander calling Ilya Rozanov baby in bed (i think???)
[video, 10 sec] Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov in the infamous St. Louis sex tape hotel room. They’re in bed, Shane naked in Ilya’s lap. Sheets and pillows are haphazardly piled around them. Ilya is leaning against the headboard, staring reverently up at Shane, hands clutching Shane’s ass. Shane is riding him slow and deep, one hand on the headboard, the other holding Ilya’s face. He’s muttering words barely audible over Ilya’s panting and the sounds of their bodies moving. “Come on, you can wait… want to feel you forever, never stop… feels so fucking good, don’t stop, want it baby, always… only you.”

The Archivist @lifeisboston
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
Oh yeah he definitely says want it baby always
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Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @lifeisboston @shaaaaaaaanelover
Sounds like want it badly always to me
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The Archivist @lifeisboston
Replying to @millyloveshockey @shaaaaaaaanelover
Lol who says want it badly in bed?
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @lifeisboston @millyloveshockey
Yeah he definitely says baby. Also later when ilya is fucking him and asking him if he wants it he says want it so bad, so like he wouldn’t say want it badly
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Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover @lifeisboston
God forbid a man has some linguistic variety 🙄

 
in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
okay the account and the links are down but i assume we all have copies saved right?

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
bet
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @hollanovtruther
Saved that shit to an external drive so fast no one is taking the sacred texts from me

 
shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
can’t believe ppl are fucking saving those videos it’s such a gross violation of their privacy

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @rideacentaur
yk i said not to watch it too and i feel bad for them i really do! but they also cured my depression, watered my crops etc. and they really have nothing to be ashamed of…
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shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
Replying to @raidmebaby
it doesn’t matter how good it looks they didn’t want it out there so it shouldn’t be out there!
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Dede @holyhollanov
Replying to @rideacentaur @raidmebaby
this isn’t something you can put back into the box. is it what they deserve? no. is it what we need rn? yes.

 
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @ilyarozanov81
Damn we look so good together
This tweet has been deleted.

 
ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Holy shitttttt??????????

 
luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
did i hallucinate that????

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @daddyrozanov
no i saw it too
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @hollanovtruther @daddyrozanov
Don’t worry I got a screenshot. Like that tweet was never staying up lol

 
#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
eh ok i don’t feel bad about watching it anymore 😅

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @freckleaddiction
fr i love this guy so much 😂

 
Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Ok Shane made him delete that right?

Here for the BoodyQ 🔥 @allaboutthebood
Replying to @censmatized
Or Harris
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Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Replying to @allaboutthebood
Omg I didn’t even think about poor Harris, the man’s really going through it
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Olly in red and black @censmania
Replying to @censmatized @allaboutthebood
Well he gets to go home to Troy Barrett so my pity’s pretty limited

 
Hally met hollanov 🥰 @eternalhollanov
Okay, back from my grandparents’ wifi-less cottage. What did I miss?

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @eternalhollanov
girl you better sit down

Chapter End Notes

As per lexicanons, Shane wants the earth to swallow him whole while Ilya tweets out "Damn we look so good together," and Shane takes Ilya's phone and flushes it down the toilet (but not before deleting his tweet).
(He has to agree though, they do look good together.)
(Maybe they should make their own. On an old camcoder of course, nothing digital.)

Chapter 2: The Next Day

Chapter Summary

The next day, things get soft. (That's not what they said)

Chapter Notes

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
if i didn’t have the evidence right in front of me i’d think yesterday was a collective fever dream because wdym we got to see holla*ov make love???

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
if canada doesn’t make yesterday a national holiday then what are we even doing here?

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
got like three hours of sleep bc i stayed up way too late giffing the shit out of all the clips. i tried choosing a favorite but it’s hard (that’s what they said) but this is definitely super high up
[gif] Shane Hollander is sitting in Ilya Rozanov’s lap and riding him. Ilya wraps an arm around his waist, stills him and then rolls them over without ever pulling out. 

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
this one’s definitely a contender too
[gif] Shane Hollander in downward-facing dog pose in front of a bed. Ilya Rozanov steps up to him, grips him around the waist and lifts him, turning around to throw him down on the bed seemingly without much effort.
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
best comedic one is definitely this.
[gif] A slowed down shot of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov wrestling in the bed. They roll over the side, Ilya’s eyes widen in surprise before they disappear out of sight, only Ilya’s hand clutching at the sheets visible before the sheets slide off the bed too.
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
i’ve giffed so many of their kisses and i almost missed this one
[gif] Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are sitting in bed, a tray with plates of food between them. Shane seems to say something off-handedly that makes Ilya stop short. Then he reaches out a hand and wraps it around Shane’s neck, pulling him slowly but steadily in for a gentle kiss. Shane pulls back, looking at Ilya with a soft smile and leans in to kiss him again, no tongue, just a gentle press of lips against lips again and again. When they pull apart, they both look at each other with a satisfied smile.
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Hally met hollanov 🥰 @eternalhollanov
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
Okay your account has been the best one to catch up with it and your gifs are insane holy shit thank you for your service ♥️ 

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
just to make sure yesterday was real everybody name their favorite bit from the video, mine is ilya watching shane like he’s the second coming of jesus.

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @hollanovtruther
My favorite is their afternoon fuck when the light hits Shane’s ass just right and you can see all of his stretchmarks 🥰
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luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
mine is the first blow job where ilya just swallows shane down and then lies with his head on his stomach and lets shane play with his curls until he’s ready to go again
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24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @hollanovtruther
mine is shane almost crying when ilya eats him out
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @hollanovtruther
mine is ilya almost crying when shane rides him and doesn’t let him come
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Nic is still missing roz @rozleau4ever
Replying to @hollanovtruther
mine is when they roll around and fall out of bed and then just laugh and insult each other
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @hollanovtruther
Mine is when rozanov comes back from the bathroom and hollander asks if he should put on a show for him and rozanov looks likes he’s thinking about it and then says no want to touch you

 
Olly in red and black @censmania
The funniest thing has to be Roz being careful with the lube at the end worrying they’re gonna run out

Here for the BoodyQ 🔥 @allaboutthebood
Replying to @censmania
idk my favorite moment was hollander checking his phone saying the team wants to get together for lunch and roz just deadpan going well i’m going to be eating your ass i don’t care what they do and hollander just saying yeah let’s get roomservice
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rob plays hockey @cens4life
Replying to @censmania
I kinda laughed at Hollander agonizing over wanting new sheets but not wanting to inflict the state of the room on anyone and rozanov just going eh we will leave big tip and hollander saying i don’t think we have enough cash for that  

Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
I feel kinda bad but does anyone have the videos saved? Asking for a friend…

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
Replying to @rainbowhockey
i also have a friend who’d like to know…
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ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @millyloveshockey @rainbowhockey
Dm me 

ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
omg the account is back and they posted another video! it has to be from the night before and it’s not porn but it’s the best fucking thing???

#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
Oh my heart can’t take it they’re so soft guys 😭

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @freckleaddiction
They love each other sm 😭😭😭 

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
How does terror on the ice ilya rozanov have the biggest puppy dog eyes known to man???
[picture] Inside of the infamous sex tape hotel room, Ilya Rozanov sits shirtless at the foot of the bed, looking up at Shane Hollander. Hollander looks stern while Rozanov gives him the biggest puppy dog eyes.

ra ra rozanov @GreatestLoveMachine
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
Shane Hollander is god’s strongest soldier because if Ilya Rozanov looked at me like that I’d fold like a lawn chair
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
why did I think hollander would have the puppy dog eyes?
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @81strozanovstan
because he does too
[picture] Shane Hollander lying on his back in a hotel bed, looking up at Ilya Rozanov, his eyes open and shining wetly. His mouth is open and Rozanov is leaning in like he’s about to kiss him. They’re both naked, but the shot cuts off at the waist.
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
i think there’s a difference between big wet bottom eyes and puppy dog eyes but i can see where the confusion comes from 

24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
okay this entire exchange is pure gold
[video, 4 min] Inside the now infamous sex tape hotel room. Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander enter the room, toeing off their shoes and hanging up their jackets.

“So, we agree my game winning goal was very good, yes?” Ilya asks, waggling his eyebrows.

Shane looks at him, exasperated. “Yes, Ilya, but—”

“And a goal like that should be rewarded, yes?”

“Yes. Tomorrow.”

“But I scored the goal today, malysh.” Ilya pulls Shane in by the waist and kisses the side of his neck. “And I think as assistant captain it’s your job to reward your captain.”

Shane’s head falls back and he raises his hands to hold on to Ilya’s shoulders. “I mean, Bood also has an A.”

Ilya rears back. “Do not mention other men in our bed.”

“We’re not in bed, and definitely not in ours.”

“Semantics.”

“Oh my god, who taught you that word?”

“Does not matter. What matters is my goal and the blowjob I should get as a reward.”

Shane rolls his eyes. “Ilya, we just played a fucking overtime game. You took a really bad hit, you almost fell asleep on the bus, we are not having sex now, we’re sleeping.”

“I’m fine,” Ilya says petulantly.

Shane gives him an unimpressed look. “Really? Your ribs are fine?”

Ilya grins. “You just want me to take my shirt off. Is fine, though, I am good husband.” Ilya takes his hoodie and his shirt off. Barely visible, there’s a bruise on his ribcage.

Shane examines it carefully. “You should ice it again.”

“I will. After, yes?”

“We also have an early flight tomorrow,” Shane says, somewhat reluctantly, because Ilya is kissing him again.

“Choui says it will snow tomorrow, so no flight,” Ilya says between kisses.

“Since when is Chouinard a weather man?”

“Since he had knee surgery. He can feel it.”

“Okay, but in case Choui’s knee is wrong, we’re not late to the flight tomorrow. Also, you really need to lie down.” Shane pushes Ilya back.

Ilya smirks. “I will lie down and then you can suck my dick.”

“No.” The corner of Shane’s mouth twitches.

“I will even suck your dick in return,” Ilya sing-songs.

“Ilya….” Shane is almost smiling now.

“Shane.” Ilya kisses him again.

Shane groans, but he’s smiling too. “Fine. I’ll make you a deal. If you can stay awake until I’m done with my bathroom routine, I will blow you.”

Ilya sits down on the bed and pouts. “Not fair, you will cheat.”

Shane’s expression changes to immediate outrage. “Fuck off, I’ve never cheated once in my life, you asshole!”

“You will take extra long so I will fall asleep! Just like you wear your glasses when you want me to clean up Anya’s toys,” Ilya exclaims loudly.

“That’s not cheating, that’s a fucking incentive,” Shane shoots back and storms off to the bathroom.

With a theatrical groan, Ilya falls back on the bed, then scoots up and pulls out his phone. It looks like he’s playing a game, but his fingers keep stilling and his eyes keep drooping and his phone keeps slipping. He obviously fights sleep for about a minute, then he dozes off, phone screen down on his chest. After another minute, Shane returns from the bedroom. He gives his husband a very fond look even though he shakes his head. Carefully, he takes Ilya’s phone and puts it on the nightstand. For a minute, he rummages around the room, putting stuff on their bedside tables and undressing down to his boxers, then he gently untucks the sheets, pulls off Ilya’s socks and pants and gets into bed with him so that they’re both under the covers. Even though he still looks mostly asleep, Ilya throws an arm over Shane and wiggles half on top of him. Shane slides one hand into his curls, presses a kiss to his forehead, and closes his eyes. The video runs for a few more seconds with both of them lying intertwined in bed, then it ends.

champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
New reaction gif every time someone brings up The Trip
[gif] Shane Hollander speaking absolutely outraged, the caption reading “Fuck off, I’ve never cheated once in my life, you asshole!”

Hally met hollanov 🥰 @eternalhollanov
I didn’t even have a full twelve hours to recover from yesterday and now they drop this??? And they’re so soft? And domestic? And still tease each other? And give each other the biggest hearteyes? After being married for years? 😭😭😭

Dede @holyhollanov
i have never felt so single 😭

always my 81 ♥️ @raidmebaby
Replying to @holyhollanov
dede you have a boyfriend???
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Dede @holyhollanov
Replying to @raidmebaby
so?

Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
the forehead kiss straight up killed me. like how????

Olly in red and black @censmania
Ladies and gentlemen, three time cup winner, three time Hart, two time Ted Lindsay, number one draft pick Russian Terror On The Ice Ilya fucking Rozanov POUTING at his husband because he’s not getting a blowie 🤦🤦🤦

24 reasons to live @ridingforottawa
Replying to @censmania
I raise you five time cup winner, two time Hart, three time Ted Lindsay, Calder winner Canadian hockey Jesus Shane fucking Hollaner PRETENDING he doesn’t want to give a blowie 🤦🤦🤦
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Here for the BoodyQ 🔥 @allaboutthebood
Replying to @ridingforottaw @censmania
#freak4freak 

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
okay i realize their blowjob negotiations are super cute and funny but did anyone else catch the bit about the glasses???

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
ilya rozanov glasses kink confirmed
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @daddyrozanov
do we have any pics of shane with glasses???
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @hollanovtruther @daddyrozanov
only this very blurry one
[picture] The inside of the Ottawa Centaurs’ team plane. The focus is on Zane Boodram and Wyatt Hayes grinning into the camera, but in the back of the plane, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are shuffling around each other. Barely visible, Shane is wearing black-rimmed glasses.
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover
hot

#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
is ilya rozanov just weak af bc wdym you couldn’t stay awake for a hollander bj??? i’d go to the upside down for a hollander bj!

Danny handles sticks 🏒🏳️‍🌈 @stickhandlerdanny
Replying to @strangermythings
Okay usually I’d agree but I saw the game and the hit and legit thought rozanov would go on IR like it’s a miracle the man was even conscious enough to try negotiate a blowjob
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Danny misses Eddie 🖤 @themunsondoctrine
Replying to @stickhandlerdanny @strangermythings
fr that was a nasty hit and he was def protecting his side afterward. but the power of shane’s mouth kept him upright though!
[gif] Ilya Rozanov getting checked hard into the board by a St Louis Greens player. Ilya stumbles and goes half-down on the ice, while the St Louis player skates away. Ilya gets up very slowly, Zane Boodram checking in on him while at the edge of the frame, a short Ottawa Centaurs player barrels into the St Louis player, taking him out.
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#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
Replying to @themunsondoctrine @stickhandlerdanny
holy shit??? that was a foul though right?
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Danny misses Eddie 🖤 @themunsondoctrine
Replying to @strangermythings @themunsondoctrine
Babe this isn’t soccer… But it was an illegal check, the guy got a two minute penalty
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#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
Replying to @stickhandlerdanny @themunsondoctrine
two minutes??? yk i think i’m gonna stick with the sex tape stuff i don’t think hockey is for me…
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Danny handles sticks 🏒🏳️‍🌈 @stickhandlerdanny
Replying to @strangermythings @themunsondoctrine
I’d also recommend Rozanov’s instagram, the man is funny af and has a super cute dog. And like every other picture is Hollander…
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#1 Steddie Stan @strangermythings
Replying to @stickhandlerdanny @themunsondoctrine
👀🏃 

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
lol hollzy’s not even in the bathroom for two minutes, never in a million years is that his full bathroom routine

Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @millyloveshockey
[gif] A young, shirtless Ilya Rozanov speaking into a microphone, the caption reading “is liar, liar told you that.” 

Taylor @rideordieacentaur
I feel like we glossed over Chouinard’s weather prediction knee too fast. Like I remember everyone was blindsided when their plane got grounded because the weather report did not predict this, but Choui’s knee did???

rob plays hockey @cens4life
Replying to @rideordieacentaur
Hollanov are the sleep paralysis demons of the league who read each others’ minds, Wyatt Hayes can apparently throw up a force field around the goal, Troy Barrett and Zane Boodram regularly defy the laws of physics, and Luca Haas is basically Legolas on skates, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Chouinard is some kind of weather witch. That entire team is magic.
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Matti 🌈🏒 @rainbowhockey
Replying to @rideordieacentaur @cens4life
Magic powered by queer love
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rob plays hockey @cens4life
Replying to @rainbowhockey @rideordieacentaur
Amen 

Shane Hollander #24 ✅ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
[picture of a text] The videos circulating about my husband and I are real. They were secretly recorded and released without our knowledge or our consent. We saw them for the first time together with everyone else: released on social media.
We are profoundly disappointed that our privacy was not respected, once again, and will pursue this to the fullest extent of the law. We ask everyone to respect our privacy and not share the videos further.

Retweeted by Ilya Rozanov ✅ @ilyarozanov81

105 for life 💖 @hockeyhusbandgoals
My poor babies 😭 and I know Ilya made a funny tweet about it yesterday but I just know Shane was going through it 😭 😭😭

shane and ilya’s third @rideacentaur
god i know 😭 whoever took those videos, i hope they catch the mf and they kts bc prison is too good for them!

Milly 🏒@millyloveshockey
i know that’s not the point here but ngl hollander being strict is kinda doing it for me

Roz lover @isliar
Replying to @millyloveshockey
girrrrrrrrrl

in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Oh as long as it’s porn, they look good but as soon as the cuddling leaks, it’s about their privacy...

luca’s little brother @daddyrozanov
Replying to @hollanovtruther
obviously. we see what you are sir
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ilya’s mole @81strozanovstan
Replying to @hollanovtruther @daddyrozanov
horrendously down bad is what he is
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24 freckles @shaaaaaaaanelover
Replying to @81strozanovstan @hollanovtruther @daddyrozanov
it’s terminal i fear man’s never getting up again
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in my vindication era 🌈🏒 @hollanovtruther
Replying to @shaaaaaaaanelover @81strozanovstan @hollanovtruther @daddyrozanov
and he’s exactly where he wants to be! 

Hally met hollanov 🥰 @eternalhollanov
when will i find love like theirs????
[gif] Shane Hollander getting into bed with Ilya Rozanov. Half asleep, Ilya throws a leg over him and wiggles half on top of him, his face buried in Shane’s neck. Shane slides a hand into his curls and presses a kiss to his forehead.

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
THERE IS NO LOVE LIKE THEIRS

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Hally met hollanov 🥰 @eternalhollanov
when will i find love like theirs????
[gif] Shane Hollander getting into bed with Ilya Rozanov. Half asleep, Ilya throws a leg over him and wiggles half on top of him, his face buried in Shane’s neck. Shane slides a hand into his curls. 

Olly in red and black @censmania
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have their sex tape leaked but what kills the internet is them softly cuddling

Clara 🖤❤️ @censmatized
Replying to @censmania
I’d argue the cuddling was the deathblow after we were severely weakened by the sex tape but honestly that tracks 

#2 hollander lover @freckleaddiction
rage baiter asshole and polite hockey robot who are absolute terrors on the ice turn into the most down bad for each other, heart-eyes snarky loverboys when they’re alone with each other and i think that’s beautiful

champions baby! @berlinpolarbears
Replying to @freckleaddiction
It’s kind of poetic that they’re both the best players, generational talents in the same draft class, the perfect rivals, so of course they’d also have the most epic romance like they’re just made for each other in every possible way. Truly soulmates in skates 

in my vindication era 🌈🏒@hollanovtruther
once in a lifetime players, once in a lifetime love story ♥️

Chapter End Notes

Ilya: Yuna, you need to hire ten more lawyers and find those fucking thieves. No, Shane, I do not want this out there. Yes, I know what I said yesterday, but today is not yesterday, today is different! That moment was for me Shane, but I did not even see it, they did, but it was not for them, fuck them Shane, that is huge invasion of privacy, Shane, I will murder them!
Shane (still shaking from the entire leak that Ilya was way too blasé about the previous day): *smirks*