Preface
Shane Hollander Takes the BDSM Test
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/83515231.
- Rating:
- Mature
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationship:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
- Additional Tags:
- Epistolary, THE TEXTS SCROLL, Mixed Media, Unreliable Narrator Shane Hollander, bdsm quiz, ragebaiter ilya rozanov, Marly just wants to be submissive and breedable, Pre tuna melts, Crack, Sort of? - Freeform, Situationship Era, 2016, Social Media, hayden fighting for his life, Kink Discovery, Dom/sub
- Language:
- English
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-05-14 Words: 1,807 Chapters: 1/1
Shane Hollander Takes the BDSM Test
Summary
Trending
#1 submissiveandbreedable
#2 Shane Hollander
#3 haydenpikeisoverparty--
alternatively, with the help of google, wikipedia, twitter, and lily, shane hollander sets off to find out if he's submissive
and breedableand accidentally finds out he might have feelings for rozanov instead. if you squint.
Notes
google says #submissiveandbreedable wasn't a thing until 2021 but in their timeline it started in 2016 ok <3
CLICK ME!- i am mostly a tumblr native, so i have no frame of reference for the twitter stats and if they seem accurate or not. also i made up all the usernames etc, so not intentional if it’s someone’s real user!
- this is from the point of view of shane taking the test for himself, so if any of his answers seem inaccurate, it's either a) because he's deeply unaware of the depth of his own desires or b) i forgot to highlight a different answer when i was copy/pasting in the coding and also missed it in the proofread sjdhfgskjgf
- some of the wiki info and test questions are verbatim from the real pages, and some bits and pieces have been added or edited to better fit the narrative. sources included at the end!
- you must have creator's style turned ON to read, and although it looks best on a laptop or computer, I think it'll show up fine on mobile too. let me know if there's any issues!
- if you'd like to take the test for yourself (or from shane/ilya's pov!) it's linked in the end notes!
- ALL CREDITS FOR SKINS + INFO ARE LISTED IN THE END NOTES! please go give them some love!
Shane Hollander Takes the BDSM Test
professional stick handler 🏒
@montrealvoyeurs
we as a society moved on way too fast from this look maybe it's time to get #submissiveandbreedable trending again
8:11 PM · Oct 2, 2016
8.2K Retweets 773 Quote Tweets 10.3K Likes
rach @puckbunny24 · Oct 2
Replying to @montrealvoyeurs
me and apparently 8k others see ur vision we've officially breached containment 🚨 his energy is too powerful
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Hayden
Sat, 03 Oct 4:05 PM
Hayden: Yo this twitter shit is hilarious. Have you seen it?
Shane: No?
Hayden: www.twitter.com/tweet/montrealvoy...
Hayden: The shit they come up with online, man. It's crazy.
Shane: Ha, yeah.
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what does it mean to be submissive and breedable
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BDSM
BDSM is a variety of often erotic practices or roleplaying involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadomasochism, and other related interpersonal dynamics.[1] Given the wide range of practices, some of which may be engaged in by people who do not consider themselves to be practising BDSM, inclusion in the BDSM community or subculture often is said to depend on self-identification and shared experience.
Dominance & Submission
Activities and relationships in BDSM are typically characterized by the participants' taking on roles that are complementary and involve inequality of power; thus, the idea of informed consent of both the partners is essential. The terms submissive and dominant are usually used to distinguish these roles: the dominant partner ("dom") takes psychological and sometimes physical control over the submissive ("sub").
Many popularized online tests and assessments have been created to determine one's role within the parameters of a BDSM type relationship. Among these, the BDSM Test is the most utilized online assessment. Keep in mind that online tests may not be the most accurate tool to determine a role. See: Informed Consent & Safety.
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To what extent do you agree with each statement?
I like to be dominated, especially in the bedroom.
| Strongly Disagree | Disagree | Neutral/Unsure | Agree | ● Strongly Agree |
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I like receiving pain during sex/BDSM and seeing the results of it (marks/bruises/etc.) afterwards.
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I prefer making the sexual decisions for my partner, as this gives me more control.
| Strongly Disagree | ● Disagree | Neutral/Unsure | Agree | Strongly Agree |
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Feeling physically overpowered is one of the most sexually liberating feelings.
| Strongly Disagree | Disagree | Neutral/Unsure | ● Agree | Strongly Agree |
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Lily
Sat, 03 Oct 05:45 PM
Jane: Have you seen it?
Lily: I have seen many things.
Jane: Don't be cryptic.
Lily: ??
Jane: The hashtag.
Jane: www.twitter.com/tweet/montrealvoy...
Lily: Ah. Yes. I started this on my secret account.
Jane: That's not funny.
Jane: Do you think there's any truth to it?
Lily: You want to know if I think you are submissive and breedable.
Lily: Is that what is happening now
Jane: Shut up. I'm being serious.
Jane: Well. Not as much about the second part. But the other one.
Lily: Submissive?
Jane: Yeah.
Jane: Apparently there's a quiz you can take to find out. Crazy.
Lily: Are you taking it?
Jane: No.
Lily: Liar.
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I would like to have sex with multiple people at the same time.
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I don't like making sexual decisions, I prefer my partner to make them for me.
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I enjoy it when people (other than my partner(s)) watch me being naked or having sex.
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professional stick handler 🏒
@montrealvoyeurs
he has an exhibitionism kink i swear he just doesn’t know it yet
6:01 PM · Oct 3, 2016
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becca! @twenty_wh0re · Oct 2
Replying to @montrealvoyeurs
groundbreaking insight from user montrealvoyeurs
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I will often put up a fight in bed, but it does not mean I want to win that fight at all.
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It's no big deal when things I try turn out bad for me. It's part of the risk and it's a necessary part of finding out what works and what doesn't.
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I'm totally fine with my partner(s) having sex with other people.
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Physically restricting my partner during sex/BDSM (with clothes, ropes, chains, etc.) is arousing.
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I enjoy feeling like prey hunted by a predator.
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Lily
Sat, 03 Oct 06:04 PM
Lily: Are you thinking about me?
Jane: Yes.
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I would like to be nothing but a 24/7 sex slave.
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I like to be sexually humiliated and degraded by my partner(s) sometimes.
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I don't have any sort of specific fetish or non-sexual turn on.
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I don't have any sort of specific fetish or non-sexual turn on.
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Hayden
Sat, 03 Oct 06:15 PM
Hayden: You wanna do dinner tonight? I can tell Jackie we're saving room for one more.
Shane: Can't tonight. Thanks though.
Hayden: No worries, man. Big plans?
Shane: Something like that.
Hayden: Ooh. Lily shaped plans, maybe?
Hayden: How's she taking this hashtag stuff?
Shane: She definitely has a sense of humor.
Hayden: 😞
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Hayden Pike ☑️
@hpike35
I think this is getting a little out of hand. Let’s remember to be respectful, guys. Maybe we should recenter on getting our energy up for the playoffs! #montrealvoyageurs #letsgomontreal
6:31 PM · Oct 3, 2016
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It arouses me to treat my partner with little to no respect.
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There is no reason why sex would have to happen only in private, behind closed doors.
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I tend to behave like an animal during sex.
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Lily
Sat, 03 Oct 06:47 PM
Jane: Do you think we have animalistic sex?
Lily: Yes.
Jane: Ok. 👍
Jane: Delete this please.
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I tend to behave like an animal during sex.
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BIG BEAR #7 ☑️
@cliffmarleau
@hpike35 So true, man. There are plenty of other players who could get in on this. Share the spotlight with the rest of us, Hollander haha!
6:53 PM · Oct 3, 2016
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Hayden Pike ☑️ @hpike35 · Oct 3
Replying to @cliffmarleau
@cliffmarleau Not what I meant. 😐
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I am not good at having casual sex. My sexual encounters are usually intense or vulnerable, even if I don’t intend for them to be.
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It is easy for me to give up control to my partner(s) and trust them to take care of me or to take charge of the situation.
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I would like to try anonymous sex or sex with a stranger if I knew they had the same interests as me.
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Lily
Sat, 03 Oct 07:02 PM
Lily: Send me results after.
Jane: Why. Are you taking it too?
Lily: Maybe
Lily: We can compare. See if we are a good match ;)
Jane: Pretty sure we already know we're compatible.
Lily: compatible....
Lily: I like this word.
Jane: It's a good word.
Lily: Can’t spell compatible without cum :P
Jane: You literally can.
Lily: 🙄 no imagination Jane
Lily: Fine.
Lily: CUMpatible
Jane: Gross. Also not a real word.
Lily: ...
Lily: Ok so are you going to keep giving me spelling lessons or are you going to be good?
Lily: Maybe I will give you reward when you finish..
Jane: Fuck you.
Lily: Your brat score will be very high I think.
Jane: How do you know that’s a category??
Lily: 😈
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I am highly motivated by sexual rewards and incentives proposed by my partner(s).
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I enjoy praise and being told I am good/have done a good job.
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professional stick handler 🏒
@montrealvoyeurs
cl*ff m*rleau advocating for equal opportunity #submissiveandbreedable was not on my bingo card i’ll be honest but i’m not mad about it. gonna get ripped to shreds for this probably but i support him in his endeavors. #mytruth
7:12 PM · Oct 3, 2016
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rach @puckbunny24 · Oct 3
Replying to @montrealvoyeurs
#haydenpikeisoverparty !!!
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Sex is equally as fulfilling with every partner I'm with. It doesn't matter who they are so much as what we're doing together.
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If I am left alone or unsatisfied after sex/BDSM, I feel worry, sadness, or distress.
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Transitioning back into a normal headspace after sex is difficult without help.
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It is highly important to me to find a partner(s) I feel safe with before engaging in sex/BDSM.
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Lily
Sat, 03 Oct 07:19 PM
Jane: I'm finished.
Lily: Me too.
Lily: Send results
Jane: We can go over it in person.
Jane: We're still on for Boston, right? Your place?
Lily: Yes we are on.
Lily: I will be very much on you.
Jane: Looking forward to it.
Lily: This is a joke? You are bratting already?
Jane: No.
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I'm totally fine with my partner(s) having sex with other people.
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Lily
Lily: I am looking forward to it too.
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ILYA ROZANOV ☑️
@rozanov81
#submissiveandbreedable #recentering
8:11 PM · Oct 3, 2016
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Hayden Pike ☑️ @hpike35 · Oct 3
Replying to @rozanov81
WHAT THE FUCK ??????
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Afterword
End Notes
fun fact: i took the test through shane's pov and his top five scores were 96% submissive, 82% primal (prey), 71% rope bunny, 67% experimentalist, and 66% masochist. (brat though was, in fact, a solid 58%)
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