Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Hayden Pike, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Carter Vaughn, Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Zane Boodram, Troy Barrett, Dallas Kent

Additional Tags:

NHL All-Star Weekend, Clubbing, Texting Fic, Drunk Texting, Sexting, Drunk Sex, Good Friend Hayden Pike, Good Friend Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Dallas Kent Bashing, POV Shane Hollander, Outing, Jealous Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander is a Mess, Drunk Shane Hollander, Drunk Ilya Rozanov, no one else is as drunk as them, Troy Barrett in his villain era, Good Friend Zane Boodram, Light Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack and Angst, Mostly Canon Compliant, 2016 NHL All-Star Game

Language:

English

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Published: 2026-06-23 Words: 5,338 Chapters: 1/1

the trials and tribulations of the tenth floor groupchat

Summary

Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

Shane: he had nothing in no halves

Shane: I will have ONE beer

or:

Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

Notes

my first texting fic!!!! these are my favorites especially because I can read them at work so I figured I’d dip my toes in. I may wake up with carpal tunnel it took me over an hour just to do the formatting on my phone rip.

POV is from Shane’s phone so unsaved numbers are ppl he probably wouldn’t have had the number of up until that point and then they get saved once they say who they are. Everyone who he already had in his contacts is saved under how I think he would have saved them lmaooo mind you this is 2016 so warning time period accurate use of emojis

ALSO I tried to keep this canon compliant with like who was in the league at that time and who might have been at the ASG that year

new groupchat created — 4:47pm

Scott Hunter (NY) named the groupchat “ASG 2016 🌟10th floor”

416-555-4523: what is this 

Scott Hunter (NY): it’s a groupchat with everyone whose on our floor at the hotel 

416-555-9000: lmao wtf

416-555-9000: why

Scott Hunter (NY): my floor did it last year and it was a good idea 

Scott Hunter (NY): it was helpful when people got too drunk and locked themselves out of their rooms. or were being too loud 

416-555-4523: i literally have one person’s number in this chat

416-555-4523: i don’t even know who im talking to rn 

Scott Hunter (NY): This is Scott Hunter on New York

Scott Hunter (NY): Everyone say your name 

416-555-9000: Dallas from Toronto 

Dallas Kent (TOR): how did u get my number 

Scott Hunter (NY): the lady at the front desk in the lobby gave me everyone’s 

Dallas Kent (TOR): I’ll sue 

416-555-4523: Troy Barrett Toronto 

Carter Vaughn (NY): carter vaughn admirals babyyy 

JJ 🏆💰: montreal’s own jj boiziau motherfuckers

857-555-8109: Cliff Marleau raiders 

613-555-2727: Zane Boodram ottawa 

Troy Barrett (TOR): ottawa???? 😂😂

Zane Boodram (OTT): yeah what about it 

Shane: what is this

Shane: oh 

Shane: Shane Hollander Montreal 

JJ 🏆💰: who’s the other 857 number 

Lily: wtf is this 

Lily: too bad there is not skills competition for most grandpa idea ever @hunter 

Lily: this is Rozanov 

Lily 5:09pm

contact name for 857-555-2421 updated: Ilya Rozanov (BOS)

Shane: change my contact name right now 

Shane: and delete all of our messages 

Shane: those ones just now too 

Shane: im serious Rozanov 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): 😂😂😂

Shane: it’s not funny 

Shane: were you with anyone when I messaged in the groupchat? 

Shane: did anyone see the name pop up? Marleau?

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander relax 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): it’s changed 

Shane: are the messages deleted 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): no I read them before bed when I jerk off 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): like bedtime story 

Shane: I’m going to fucking kill you if you don’t delete them

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): ughhhh fine 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): they are deleted

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): happy?

Shane: fuck off 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I hate Scott Hunter 

Read 5:23pm

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 8:59pm

Carter Vaughn (NY): who is going out tonight 

JJ 🏆💰: you already know my friend

Cliff Marleau (BOS): I’m down I’m sure Roz is too 

Dallas Kent (TOR): Troy and I are going down to lower broadway 

Dallas Kent (TOR): thats not an invitation btw 

Zane Boodram (OTT): then literally why did u bring it up 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I am not going 

Carter Vaughn (NY): yo Marly come get your manz 

JJ 🏆💰: this is the party animal pussy slayer I always hear about? 

JJ 🏆💰: yeah okay

Cliff Marleau (BOS): wtf??????????????

Cliff Marleau (BOS): are u sick Roz

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): no I’m not sick I am just not going 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): @boiziau who is telling you that I am a party animal pussy slayer 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): these are not titles I claim 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): they are not wrong though

JJ 🏆💰: nasty 🤢 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): get this man a concussion test 

JJ 🏆💰: *chlamydia test 

Zane Boodram (OTT): I’m down for a night out

Scott Hunter (NY): I’ll go if everyone else is going 

JJ 🏆💰: you know what this means @hollander 

Shane: no

Shane: I’m good guys thanks though 

Carter Vaughn (NY): wtf better do you have to do hollzy

Carter Vaughn (NY): stay in and hang out with Rozanov? 😂 

Shane: what no 

Shane: whatever okay I’ll come 

JJ 🏆💰: LETS GOOOOO

Carter Vaughn (NY): that was shockingly easy

Carter Vaughn (NY): atta boy hollzy

Scott Hunter (NY): never thought I’d see the day 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): see @roz even Hollander is coming quit being lame 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you are so fucking annoying 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you will be doing bag skates for 6 years when we get home 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): fine I will go 

Carter Vaughn (NY): 😳

Cliff Marleau (BOS): no no no you don’t have to it’s fine 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): seeing your ugly face at the bar is NOT worth 6 years of bag skates 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): bag skates are not debatable 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): now they will happen whether I go or not

Cliff Marleau (BOS): ??????

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I am coming 

JJ 🏆💰: live footage of why Shane’s a better captain 

Carter Vaughn (NY): right @scott thank you for your emotional regulation 🙏🏻

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 9:17pm

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): why the fuck did you do that

Shane: do what

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you know what Hollander

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I had special plans for you tonight 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): now I must go pretend to enjoy being surrounded by whiny Canadian idiots

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): and Scott Hunter 

Shane: it looked super suspicious!! 

Shane: everyone was so confused when you said you weren’t going out and then Carter made that weird comment about us staying back to hang out

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): oh my god Hollander 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): that was a joke

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): the idea is so absurd to them they make joke 

Shane: you don’t know that

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I think I do

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): whatever 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you will be crying later when you are drunk and horny 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): ‘need your cock I’m so empty’ 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): ‘please Rozanov need you to fill me’ 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): and I will say nooooo sorry we cannot because you don’t know how to take joke and freaked out and ruined plans

Shane: DELETE THOSE 

Shane: WITH MY REAL FUCKING NAME AS THE CONTACT TOO

Shane: ARE YOU INSANE 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): relax they are deleted 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): but not untrue 

Shane: ugh 

Shane: we can sneak out early 

Shane: it’ll be fine 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): so you admit you do need my cock

Shane: DELETE

Shane: yes 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): 💦😘

Read 9:35pm

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 10:03pm

Carter Vaughn (NY): @troy @dallas dis you?

Carter Vaughn (NY): *image attached*

Dallas Kent (TOR): I thought I said it wasn’t an invitation 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): we literally just ended up at the same place it was a coincidence

JJ 🏆💰: yo why did no one tell me Toronto had such a whiny center 

Scott Hunter (NY): Boiziau dont start shit in this chat please 

JJ 🏆💰: I’m joking!!!

Troy Barrett (TOR): sounds like montreal has a whiny whatever the fuck position you play

JJ 🏆💰: ouch 😂😂

JJ 🏆💰: good one!!

Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight 

JJ 🏆💰: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED MON AMI

JJ 🏆💰: GET HOLLANDER DRUNK

Cliff Marleau (BOS): GET HOLLANDER DRUNK

Carter Vaughn (NY): GET HOLLANDER DRUNK

Scott Hunter (NY): I’d like to see it too 

Zane Boodram (OTT): i dont know him like that but sure why not 

Zane Boodram (OTT): GET HOLLANDER DRUNK

Dallas Kent (TOR): can yall shut up my phone won’t stop going off 

Zane Boodram (OTT): no ❤️

Shane: I didnt agree to this 

Carter Vaughn (NY): you will 

Shane: nope

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates 

JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl 

Shane: he had nothing in no halves 

Shane: I will have ONE beer 

Dallas Kent (TOR): jesus fucking christ SHUT UP

Dallas Kent (TOR): I’m trying the pick this chick up and she’s not into the fact that my phone has buzzed 8 billion times

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): if your phone buzzing is turning her off she is not into you in the first place 😂

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): dont embarass yourself 

Zane Boodram (OTT): LMAO

JJ 🏆💰: Shane and I just walked in are we getting him drunk or not 

Carter Vaughn (NY): yes 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): yes

Scott Hunter (NY): yes 

Zane Boodram (OTT): yes

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): yes

Shane: NO

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Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 10:22pm

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander you should get drunk 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I think it’s good idea 

Shane: wtf 

Shane: no 

Shane: stop messaging me on the side I can literally see you and Marleau is right next to you 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): hollllaaaanndddeeeerr

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I am broke I need $1000

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): nevermind that is not even believable as joke

Shane: yeah why do you care

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): could be fun

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): could have hot drunk sex 

Shane: that sounds nauseating

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): sex???? 

Shane: the drunk part not the sex part asshole

Shane: you need to delete these 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): i will delete once you are drunk

Shane: no 

Shane: delete them now

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): ☹️

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): they are gone don’t worry

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): u need to live a little

Shane: I live everyday

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): shut up

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): come do a shot with me and marly 

Shane: fuck you

Shane: fine 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): later 

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 10:47pm

Carter Vaughn (NY): omfg it’s happening ITS HAPPENING

Carter Vaughn (NY): hollzy took a second shot I REPEAT HOLLZY TOOK A SECOND SHOT

Shane: why are u obsessed with me

Troy Barrett (TOR): actually yeah why are u obsessed with him  

Zane Boodram (OTT): yikes I forgot there were two of u in here

Troy Barrett (TOR): ????

Cliff Marleau (BOS): where are u guys 

JJ 🏆💰: we’re on the second floor by the side bar 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): coming 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): Roz left me to go rub up on some girl

Scott Hunter (NY): sounds about right 

Troy Barrett (TOR): is she hot 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): yeah unfortunately 

Cliff Marleau (BOS):  I can’t be too mad at him 

Dallas Kent (TOR): Rozanov I’m surprised your dick hasn’t fallen off yet

Dallas Kent (TOR): kinda impressed 

JJ 🏆💰: *jealous

JJ 🏆💰: he means jealous

Dallas Kent (TOR): shut the fuck up

JJ 🏆💰: 😂😂

Scott Hunter (NY):  I’d like to think we can all aspire to better things than following in the footsteps of Ilya Rozanov

Carter Vaughn (NY): HOLLZY TOOK A THIRD SHOT

Scott Hunter (NY): ok maybe not 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): there is no better thing to aspire to 

Carter Vaughn (NY): so far I’m winning my own challenge 

Carter Vaughn (NY): I’m gonna owe myself $1000 

Shane: I’m drinking of my own volition you owe me $1000

Shane: time for number four

Scott Hunter (NY): who are u and what have u done with Shane Hollander 

Scott Hunter (NY): can we have him back for the game at least 

Shane: haha very funny 

JJ 🏆💰: this is the best night ever

JJ 🏆💰: we are so going montreal clubbing when we get back 

Shane: no thafk yoo

Zane Boodram (OTT): I think that might have been number four AND five

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 11:29pm

Shane: Rozanpv 

Shane: wtf,,

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): what???

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): are you okay 

Shane: we hafd planbs 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): what are u talking about 

Shane: ur withg a girll 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander I don’t know what you want from me

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I say I’m not going out, you say is too obvious

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): would be obvious if I did not dance with pretty woman 

Shane: imm pretty 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): yes 

Shane: ok

Shane: Im madf at u

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you will live

Shane: asdhole

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander wtf how drunk are you 

Read 11:42pm

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 11:43pm

Shane: ilyaa rozanovb is a stupidf name

JJ 🏆💰: ???huh???

Carter Vaughn (NY): nice good one that’ll show him…. (?)

Zane Boodram (OTT): wow you really take this sworn rival thing seriously

Zane Boodram (OTT): I thought it was just a gimmick

Carter Vaughn (NY): guys maybe we got him too drunk 

Scott Hunter (NY): please don’t start an argument in this chat 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): itd fine

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): notr angry

Cliff Marleau (BOS): and down goes Roz 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): shocking 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): what doew fhat mean 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): where are you 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): shhhhhhhhhhh

Zane Boodram (OTT): is this normal or should we concerned 

JJ 🏆💰: probably both 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): somewhat normal

Scott Hunter (NY): the longer I know him the more I’m concerned 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): SHHHHHH

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): u donf know me

Carter Vaughn (NY): deep 💔

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): m tryinf to hav sex u wil scareew herm away

Dallas Kent (TOR): oh so when I say this groupchat is fucking with my game it’s ‘embarassing’ 

Dallas Kent (TOR): yeah ok Rozanov 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): 😂😂😂

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): wheb I say is joke

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I will getr laid refardless 

Shane: ur notg etting laid

Carter Vaughn (NY): why does that sound like a threat 😭

Cliff Marleau (BOS): is drunk Hollander the ultimate cock block?

JJ 🏆💰: it’s his final form 

Shane: ur not my,,: friendd anymore

JJ 🏆💰: 😧

Cliff Marleau (BOS): fiesty

Hayden 🏒 12:07am

Shane: wherb are you

Shane: haften

Shane: haydew

Hayden 🏒: at home with my family??

Hayden 🏒: are you not in Nashville?

Shane: lameeeeew

Shane: im innn Nashebille

Hayden 🏒: Jesus fucking christ 

Hayden 🏒: hold on

most sane montreal metros 🚨💎 12:12am

Hayden 🏒: what did you do

JJ 🏆💰: NOTHING

Hayden 🏒: bruh

Shane: nothifd

JJ 🏆💰: hes an adult I encouraged him to get drunk 

JJ 🏆💰: this is NOT drunk

JJ 🏆💰: idk wtf this is

JJ 🏆💰: I did not tell him to do all this 

Hayden 🏒: can YOU please act like an adult and get him some fucking water

JJ 🏆💰: yes dad 

Hayden 🏒: thank you

Hayden 🏒: I kinda can’t believe it I’ve never seen him this drunk

Hayden 🏒: and im not even actually seeing it 

JJ 🏆💰: bro idk what happened 

JJ 🏆💰: I blame Rozanov 

JJ 🏆💰: I don’t know how it’s his fault but it’s his fault somehow 

Hayden 🏒: Rozanov???????????????

Hayden 🏒: are you out with Rozanov???????

JJ 🏆💰: unfortunately 

JJ 🏆💰: and Scott Hunter and Carter Vaughn from the admirals and the one dude Marleau from Boston and that guy Bood from Ottawa

JJ 🏆💰: there’s two kids here from Toronto too but they lowkey suck  

JJ 🏆💰: idk Hunter made this weird groupchat 

Shane: can  we fuxk

Hayden 🏒: HELLO 

JJ 🏆💰: no way 

JJ 🏆💰: dont scare him off bro this is the most we’ll ever get to hear about anything related to his sex life 

Hayden 🏒: did you get him water yet 

Hayden 🏒: JJ maybe you should take him back to the hotel

JJ 🏆💰: I can’t find him 

Shane: wrobg person

Shane: not youb 

Shane: sorry 

JJ 🏆💰: Shane buddy where are you

Hayden 🏒: you lost him?!??!??!??!??!!?

JJ 🏆💰: calm down I’m finding him 

JJ 🏆💰(3) Missed Calls

JJ 🏆💰: ope maybe im not finding him

JJ 🏆💰: fuck

Hayden 🏒: dude wtf is happening can you two literally not be trusted together without me 

JJ 🏆💰: IDK BRO GET BETTER AT HOCKEY AND THEN YOU CAN BE HERE TO BABYSIT NEXT TIME

Hayden 🏒: uncalled for 

JJ 🏆💰: hes a grown ass man he’ll be fine lost in a club for a few minutes I’m gonna find him 

Hayden🏒: uh huh 🙄

JJ 🏆💰(5) Missed Calls

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 12:24am

Shane: hi

Shane: im no t mad now

Shane: xan we fuck

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): yesd 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): wherw r u

Shane: yesyedyess

Shane: imcallinf car back to hotel

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): no bathroom 

Shane: nononono no noonnono

Shane: bad idea

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): batgroom

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): wantt u to cum in my moutr

Shane: ok bathreoom

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 12:27am

JJ 🏆💰: GUYS

JJ 🏆💰: has anyone seen Shane?????

Carter Vaughn (NY): nah

Scott Hunter (NY): not in the past 20 minutes 

Zane Boodram (OTT): how do u lose an adult 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): eh I lost Roz like an hour ago I gave up 

Troy Barrett (TOR): maybe he’s getting laid 

Carter Vaughn (NY): who rozanov or shane 

Troy Barrett (TOR): idfk maybe both 

JJ 🏆💰: FUCK

Dallas Kent (TOR): yo I just tried to do lines in the second floor bathroom and there’s definitely people fucking in there 😂

Zane Boodram (OTT): this is a crazy thing to admit to

Carter Vaughn (NY): you’re literally a professional athlete 

Dallas Kent (TOR): it clears your system in like three days relax

Cliff Marleau (BOS): gross 

Scott Hunter (NY): jesus fucking christ

JJ 🏆💰: guys can someone please help me look for Shane 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): someone send out an amber alert

JJ 🏆💰: more like a silver alert we don’t call him old man Hollander for nothing 

JJ 🏆💰: Shane if you’re reading this I’ll never make fun of you for going to bed early ever again

Troy Barrett (TOR): weren’t you guys the ones who wanted to get him drunk in the first place seems like this is kinda your own fault 

JJ 🏆💰: bro I swear to god next time we play Toronto I’m coming for every neck you two are so fucking annoying 

Scott Hunter (NY): stop

Zane Boodram (OTT): you ain’t wrong boiziau

JJ 🏆💰: @ children of toronto,, are you guys even old enough to drink in the states 

Dallas Kent (TOR): I’m old enough to knock you out 

JJ 🏆💰: 😂😂😂

JJ 🏆💰: ok FOCUS 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): I think Roz went back to the hotel 

JJ 🏆💰: yeah so that’s not who I’m looking for 

JJ 🏆💰: but thank you good try 

JJ 🏆💰: so close 

Shane: thag didnt work very well 

JJ 🏆💰: SHANE 

JJ 🏆💰: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Shane: wronf chat

JJ 🏆💰: NO COME BACK

JJ 🏆💰: WHERE ARE YOU

JJ 🏆💰: HELLO???

Carter Vaughn (NY): I think we lost him again

Cliff Marleau (BOS): rip 😔

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 1:03am

Shane: thag didnt work 

Shane: need lube 

Shane: anf more space 

Shane: and less drwnk 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): im in cab back

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): hotell

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): come baxk 

Shane: cominf 

Shane: lololollolololooi

Shane: cuminng

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): y es u will 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): mayb 3 times

Shane: im in a cab nowq

Shane: im so hkrny

Shane: why am I so drubk 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I think u were mad at me 😂😂

Shane: no

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): yes u were

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): m going to fuxk u so hard 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): as apolgy 

Shane: ok ican be mad

Shane: ur annoyging 

Shane: youb smell likw cigarettes

Shane: your dick smells likr cigarettes

Shane: im better than u at hocjey 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): are u roleplayint being mad 

Shane: yeahhsh u said if im mad I grt an apology

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): omfg Hollander

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): hurry upp

Shane: pullinf up now

most sane montreal metros 🚨💎 1:07am

Hayden 🏒: did u find him

Hayden 🏒: you got me riled up now I can’t sleep

JJ 🏆💰: no 

JJ 🏆💰: we got proof of life he texted the groupchat 

JJ 🏆💰: *screenshot attached*

Hayden 🏒: who tf is he trying to text 

Hayden 🏒: and why does he keep texting literally EVERYONE ELSE instead

Hayden 🏒: also why are u threatening a 19 year old

JJ 🏆💰 : hes on my last nerve I stg

JJ 🏆💰: SHANE HOLLANDER 

JJ 🏆💰: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU 

JJ 🏆💰(2) Missed Calls

Hayden 🏒(2) Missed Calls

Hayden 🏒: damn hes really on his worst behavior

Hayden 🏒: shouldn’t have fed him after midnight 

JJ 🏆💰: shut up 

JJ 🏆💰: if I legitimately can’t find him do you think theirault’s gonna bench me 

JJ 🏆💰: out of spite

Hayden 🏒: dude 

Hayden 🏒: let’s walk through that one 

Hayden 🏒: if you legitimately can’t find him by the time you fly home that means he’s probably dead in a ditch somewhere and you’re worried theriault is gonna bench you 

Hayden 🏒: make it make sense 

Hayden 🏒: do you wanna go back and choose some different words?

JJ 🏆💰: stop gentle parenting me

JJ 🏆💰: you seem to forget that I was drinking too

JJ 🏆💰: becahse I was supposed to be able to enjoy my night out 

JJ 🏆💰: and not have to play the worlds most stressful game of where’s Waldo

Hayden 🏒: you realize he’s gonna kill you in the morning right

JJ 🏆💰: IM GONNA KILL HIM

JJ 🏆💰: we can kill each other

JJ 🏆💰: and then ourselves

Hayden 🏒: that doesnt make sense

JJ 🏆💰: fuck off pike 

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 1:34am

Scott Hunter (NY): im getting an uber back anyone wanna hop in

Cliff Marleau (BOS): I’ll get in on that

Carter Vaughn (NY): can yall cover for me I think im going home w this girl

Scott Hunter (NY): coach isn’t here it’s the all star game literally who are we covering for u to

Carter Vaughn (NY): idk you?

Scott Hunter (NY): bye 

Zane Boodram (OTT): yo @ Dallas Kent if I ever see some shit like that again im putting hands on you trust and believe that 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): ??????

Carter Vaughn (NY): what happened?????

Zane Boodram (OTT): he was trying to drag some girl out of the club with him she kept saying she needed to get back to her friends and then security intervened 

Zane Boodram (OTT): you’re a piece of shit dude and im dead serious 

Zane Boodram (OTT): like acrually fucking pathetic 

Dallas Kent (TOR): shut the fuck up pussy I make more in a month than what you make in a year over in gay ass Ottawa

Dallas Kent (TOR): mind your fucking business 

Scott Hunter (NY): not cool kid wtf 

Carter Vaughn (NY): aren’t u still on your fucking rookie contract why don’t you stop running your mouth about making money 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): yeah that shit ain’t it bro 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): kinda shocked your captain let’s you pull shit like that if you were in Boston Roz would be down your throat

Cliff Marleau (BOS): or do u just do it when he’s not here and u think u can get away with it 

Zane Boodram (OTT): hes a little bitch he always has been

Dallas Kent (TOR): you guys sound like a bunch of whiny dick sucking bitches fuck yall

Dallas Kent (TOR) left the chat 

Zane Boodram (OTT): hallelujah 

Zane Boodram (OTT): I played juniors with him hes always been a prick

Zane Boodram (OTT): some people just need to get knocked out more often

Zane Boodram (OTT): got anything to say @barrett?

Troy Barrett (TOR): I don’t even know what’s going on I didnt see it go down

Zane Boodram (OTT): sounds about right 

Carter Vaughn (NY): gross

Scott Hunter (NY): Ubers gonna be here in 2 minutes 

Zane Boodram (OTT): can I hop in that too 

JJ 🏆💰: WAIT 

JJ 🏆💰: I GOTTA STAY HERE UNTIL I CAN FIND SHANE CAN I GIVE SOMEONE MY KEY 

JJ 🏆💰: SHANE ASKED ME TO PUT HIS FUCKING MEAL PREP DINNER IN THE FRIDGE WHEN WE WERE GOING OUT AND I TOTALLY FOROT ITS GONNA GO BAD 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): that shit probably already went bad 

JJ 🏆💰: no no no we left later than yall because he couldn’t eat before 9:30 it’s only been like three hours 

JJ 🏆💰: he’ll never know

Cliff Marleau (BOS): yeah ok

Cliff Marleau (BOS): idk what yall do up in montreal but personally I prefer my captain not to have Salmonella 

Carter Vaughn (NY): are u having a panic attack

Carter Vaughn (NY): it feels like ur brain is just looking for reasons to freak out atp

JJ 🏆💰: fuck off 

Zane Boodram (OTT): I’ll do it what’s your room number 

Zane Boodram (OTT): im waiting outside rn run me me down your key 

JJ 🏆💰: 1062

JJ 🏆💰: bless thank you 

JJ 🏆💰: coming

JJ 🏆💰 1:51am

JJ 🏆💰: im so serious motherfucker where the fuck are you 

JJ 🏆💰: in the morning im going to sit with you and WATCH YOU download Life360

JJ 🏆💰: I WANT TO GO TO BED

JJ 🏆💰: you are so lucky im a good friend 

most sane montreal metros 🚨💎 2:03am 

JJ 🏆💰: Hayd you still awake

Hayden 🏒: unfortunately 

Hayden 🏒: did u find him

JJ 🏆💰: no

JJ 🏆💰: everyone else went home im still at the club looking for him 

JJ 🏆💰: I should ask them to knock on his door and see if he’s back at the hotel

Hayden 🏒: smart 

JJ 🏆💰: are you being sarcastic 

Hayden 🏒: idek bro im too tired to think straight 

JJ 🏆💰: at least youre in bed motherfucker 

JJ 🏆💰: how do u think I feel

Hayden 🏒: I feel like a valuable lesson was learned tonight 

Hayden 🏒: if Shane doesnt want to drink dont pressure him into drinking 

JJ 🏆💰: you have enough children of your own to parent and I am not one of them 

JJ 🏆💰: stop talking to me like im five 

Hayden 🏒: 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hayden 🏒: if the shoe fits 

JJ 🏆💰: ugh 

JJ 🏆💰: lemme see if hes at the hotel 

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 2:11am

Zane Boodram (OTT): @ JJ this keycard isn’t working 

Zane Boodram (OTT): I’ve tried like 25 times 

Zane Boodram (OTT): wait I think it’s unlocked hold up

JJ 🏆💰: omfg 1064 not 1062 

JJ 🏆💰: my bad

JJ 🏆💰: Shane’s 1062

JJ 🏆💰: can u actually try knocking on his door and see if he’s there 

Zane Boodram (OTT): I found him

Zane Boodram (OTT): hes fine hes in his room

JJ 🏆💰: THANK GOD

JJ 🏆💰: HOLY SHIT

JJ 🏆💰: WHY WASNT HE ANSWERING HIS PHONE 

Zane Boodram (OTT): hes asleep 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): yo @ Roz I just peeped you in the hall why do you look like you fucked a ghost 

Scott Hunter (NY): what could that expression possibly mean

Cliff Marleau (BOS): like you just got laid but also stared into the soul of the devil 

Scott Hunter (NY): I don’t have the energy to pretend that makes sense 

Scott Hunter (NY): im going to bed and everyone else should too

Scott Hunter (NY): goodnight 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): @roz hello???? can we get some context here????

Carter Vaughn (NY): WOOOOOOO BEST NIGHT EVER 

Troy Barrett (TOR): ??? is the best night bar literally in hell??? 

JJ 🏆💰: yeah apparently with whatever demon ghost Rozanov just saw 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 2:21am 

Shane: im so fucking sober now

Shane: im freaking out

Shane: wtf are we gonna to do

Shane: Rozanov what the actual fuck are we gonna do

Shane: this is so bad

Shane: Jesus fucking Christ we are so fucking stupid 

Shane: why didn’t you lock the fucking door 

Shane: I feel like im gonna die 

Shane: I don’t know what to do

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): it’s two in the fucking morning there’s nothing we can do

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): get some sleep I will deal with it when I wake up

Shane: why couldn’t it have been JJ

Shane: or Scott 

Shane: or Carter 

Shane: or literally anyone that I actually fucking know

Shane: do u know him well???

Shane: do you think he already told everyone??

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): he said in groupchat you were asleep in your room 

Shane: that doesn’t mean anything

Shane: why would he say it in a groupchat with us in it

Shane: he probably made a new one

Shane: oh my fucking god everyone knows 

Shane: Rozanov everyone knows

Shane: wtf are we going to do

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander stop

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): there is nothing we can do 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): please get some sleep 

Shane: we should never have kept fucking doing this

Shane: this should have ended years ago

Shane: wtf is wrong with me

Shane: how did I let this happen

Shane: there’s not even anyone I can call 

Shane: because no one even fucking knows

Shane: I guess that doesn’t matter they’re all going to find out anyway

Shane: do you think I should call my mom and tell her????

Shane: so she hears it from me????

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): oh my god

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): if you want to call someone Hollander call me

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): cannot keep reading freak out over text it’s making me dizzy 

Shane: what

Shane: oh ok

Ilya Rozanov (BOS) 33 minute call 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): good night Shane 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): try to sleep

Shane: good night Ilya 

new groupchat created — 7:34am

Zane Boodram (OTT) left this groupchat unnamed 

Zane Boodram (OTT): hi, I didn’t think it would be a good idea to stick around and talk to you guys last night so that’s why I left in kind of a hurry. But I want you to know I’m not going to say anything to anyone. It’s none of my business and I can’t even imagine the kind of weight you guys already have to carry keeping that kind of secret and I don’t want to be the one to make that any harder than it already is. And I know you have good reasons for keeping it a secret, there’s some really shitty people in this sport. So yeah please don’t worry, I’ll take it to the grave 

Shane: im so so fucking sorry

Shane: we were being so fucking reckless and dumb 

Shane: that door should have been locked 

Shane: our careers will be over if people knew

Zane Boodram (OTT): I know, they won’t find out. 

Zane Boodram (OTT): please take this the way I mean it

Zane Boodram (OTT): my life is interesting and fulfilling enough on its own without having to gossip about you guys

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I am sorry you had to see that

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Shane is very worried 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): but I believe you will not tell

Zane Boodram (OTT): I won’t 

Zane Boodram (OTT): ive got absolutely nothing to gain from that

Zane Boodram (OTT): does anyone else know? 

Zane Boodram (OTT): not that thats any of my business 

Shane: no

Shane: literally no one

Shane: outside of the three people in this groupchat

Zane Boodram (OTT): well I know I don’t know you guys that well but if either of you ever need someone to talk to you can always hit me up

Zane Boodram (OTT): im sure it gets lonely

Shane: thank you

Shane: seriously thank you

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you are a good guy Bood

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): you should come play for Boston

Zane Boodram (OTT): hahah not likely

Zane Boodram (OTT): maybe you should come play for Ottawa

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): in your dreams 

ASG 2016 🌟10th Floor 8:23am

JJ 🏆💰: is it possible to overdose on pedialyte 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): how many have you had 

JJ 🏆💰: six 

Cliff Marleau (BOS): bro wtf 

Carter Vaughn (NY): my head hurts 

Scott Hunter (NY): im so glad everyone at the all star game is such a serious athlete and takes such good care of their body 🙄

Scott Hunter (NY): really makes me excited about the future of the sport

JJ 🏆💰: blame Hollander 

JJ 🏆💰: Shane you alive?

Shane: sort of

JJ 🏆💰: wtf happened to you last night 

Shane: I took an uber home and passed out 

JJ 🏆💰: I thought u got kidnapped 

Troy Barrett (TOR): I heard the name Shane Hollander more last night than I have your entire 7 year career 

Troy Barrett (TOR): and thats saying something because they talk about you a lot

Carter Vaughn (NY): aw he knows facts about Hollzy thats kinda sweet

Zane Boodram  (OTT): maybe he’s not also evil

Zane Boodram (OTT): unlikely though

Scott Hunter (NY): Barrett hit us up down the line  when you’re ready to have normal NHL friends and not just frat boy coke sniffing pieces of shit 

Troy Barrett (TOR): I guess 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I blame every single one of you for everything bad that has ever happened in my life 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I would like to make that clear

Cliff Marleau (BOS): 😦

Cliff Marleau (BOS): wtf did we do 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): everything

Scott Hunter (NY): thanks Rozanov youre really helping me sell my point on ‘normal nhl friends’ 🙄

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): stop using that emoji you use it too much 

Scott Hunter (NY): huh 

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): I am hungover and it is irritating me

Shane: well I hope everyone feels better

Shane: let’s kick ass today 

Shane: not you @Scott @Marleau @Vaugnny @Rozanov

Shane: just my team

JJ 🏆💰: there he is

JJ 🏆💰: good to have you back capitaine 

Shane: I was never gone

JJ 🏆💰: 🙄

Cliff Marleau (BOS): 🙄

Carter Vaughn (NY): 🙄

Zane Boodram (OTT): 🙄

Troy Barrett (TOR): 🙄

Scott Hunter (NY): 🙄

Ilya Rozanov (BOS): STOP

Shane: 🙄