mfw shane hollander is my cousin

Received Message from:Matt
Congrats baby cuz @Shane 8:32

2nd draft pick isn’t so bad! 8:33

Erin and Alyssa say congrats too 8:33

Received Message from:Laura
Yeah congrats! 8:33

Received Message from:Daniel
Good job man 8:35

Received Message from:Rachel
CONGRATS!!! I will get drunk in your honor 8:35

Received Message from:Ben
I just lost so much money rofl 8:36

I told all my friends that’s my cousin he’s gonna get #1 for sure… but noooooo 8:36

Received Message from:Stephanie
Not the time, Benny 8:37

Good job Shane! 8:38

Received Message from:Nicole
Congrats! 8:40

Received Message from:Kevin
Just shouted FUCK ROZANOV at my tv screen and Grandma Hollander didn’t even hit me, that’s how you KNOW it’s bad 8:41

Received Message from:Anthony
Fuck Rozanov, you should’ve been #1 Shane. What a load of horseshit 8:43

Received Message from:Ben
Fuck Rozanov!!!!!!! 8:44

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Congrats baby cuz @Shane
Ben is still younger than me last I checked 8:45

Sent Message: Thanks everyone 8:48

Sent Message: I wanted #1 but at least I’m still in the top 3. And Montreal’s a good city. I’ll get to be close to Mom and Dad this way 8:48

Sent Message: Please don’t make Grandma hit you @Kevin 8:48

Received Message from:MattReplying to: Shane
Ben is still younger than me last I checked
You’re 10 years younger than me, you’re an infant forever 8:50

Received Message from:Rachel
Lol on a scale from 1 to Uncle Doug 1999 Grill Fight how pissed are you 8:51

Sent Message: I’m fine 8:55

Received Message from:Laura
You looked like you wanted to kill Rozanov and Lemaire on camera, so you wanna try that again? 8:55

Sent Message: Fuck 8:56

Sent Message: I’m so mad 8:56

Sent Message: I really thought I would get first 8:56

Sent Message: My eye has not stopped twitching for the last 3 hours 8:56

Received Message from:Daniel
Same as Uncle Doug… someone tell Uncle David and Aunt Yuna there’s no saving him now 9:00

Received Message from:Ben
WAIT, SHANE 9:00

You’re not allowed to kill yourself until I can make some money betting on you 9:00

Received Message from:Anthony
Ben seriously??? 9:01

Received Message from:Ben
What, am I wrong? 9:03

Received Message from:Stephanie
I’m sorry about him everyone, I swear I tried to beat some manners into him but he’s unteachable 9:05

Received Message from:Laura
Trust me Steph, once you start apologizing for your brothers, you never stop 9:05

Can we all just be happy for Shane? 9:06

Received Message from:Anthony
Hey wait what did I do? When have you ever had to apologize for me? 9:07

Received Message from:Ben
No? I just lost $80 9:07

Received Message from:Matt
Dumbass 9:09

Received Message from:Kevin
EIGHTY DOLLARS??? 9:10

Received Message from:Nicole
Oh my god… 9:10

Received Message from:Ben
Sorry for having FAITH in my COUSIN getting the NUMBER ONE PICK 9:10

Sent Message: Thanks Ben. You can shut up now. 9:11

Sent Message: Anyway, I’m gonna try to go to bed, so I’m muting this chat. Goodnight, thanks for all of the support 9:11

Received Message from:Ben
You’re not 90 years old why are you going to bed at 9 pm on your draft night? You’re so lame 9:11

Received Message from:Stephanie
Jesus Christ 9:12

Received Message from:Rachel
Wait @Shane before you dip! I have a very important question 9:15

Is Rozanov really that hot in real life? 9:15

Received Message from:Nicole
LMFAO Rach how drunk are you? 9:16

Received Message from:Rachel
I’m not drunk yet! I only ask bc inquiring minds what to know!!! 9:17

Received Message from:Kevin
Don’t ask him that gay shit Rach 9:20

Received Message from:Laura
Fuck off Kevin 9:21

Received Message from:Daniel
Doesn’t matter anyway he’s probably ignoring us already lolll 9:22

Sent Message: He’s not that hot. 12:45

Received Message: YUO FUICKNG LIAR HAHAHAHA 12:59

Received Message: Lol why did Jessica just text me that you broke up with her 4:19

Shane??? 4:48