Preface
hollalily81
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85483026.
- Rating:
- Teen And Up Audiences
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Relationship:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike, Original Characters
- Additional Tags:
- Suggestive language, Twitter, Social Media, Shane Hollander's Boston Lily, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Humor, Fandom Allusions & Cliches & References, Shipping Culture, Everyone Loves Shane Hollander, POV Outsider on Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Identity Porn
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 6 of heated rivalry social media fics, Part 15 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Collections:
- TDH Game Changers / Heated Rivalry
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-05-25 Words: 3,338 Chapters: 2/?
hollalily81
Summary
Lily Hollander
@hollalily81It has been 28 days 17 hours and 35 minutes since I last kissed @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
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My take on Ilya having a Boston Lily twit account
Notes
another wip I'm so sorry 😩 I will get back to my actual fics some day I promise!!
Chapter 1
Follow
Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Shane Hollander’s Girlfriend. Shaydens DNI
Shane’s Arms
1991
Joined August 2017
3 Following 0 Followers
Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
It has been 28 days 17 hours and 35 minutes since I last kissed @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
11:24 PM · Aug 2, 2017
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Blowing kiss over facetime isn't enough I need flight and a week off work AT LEAST
11:40 PM · Aug 2, 2017
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Need #him to put me through a headboard same way he did to Kent last season 😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈
12:11 AM · Aug 3, 2017
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KING ROZANOV @ilyasleftbuttcheek · Aug 3
Replying to @hollalily81
who is this about? everyone targets kent lolololol
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 3
Replying to @ilyasleftbuttcheek
Who cares, what is your pfp? That is not what Rozanov looks like. Delete it
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KING ROZANOV @ilyasleftbuttcheek · Aug 3
Replying to @hollalily81
oh a holly fan..... shouldve known
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
How am I supposed to sleep without Shane ((((
1:58 AM · Aug 3, 2017
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
I had him for 2 weeks and was not long enough
3:26 AM · Aug 4, 2017
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Okay sad times are over, Shane told me he's going to come see me 😍 #ilovemyboyfriend
5:36 PM · Aug 5, 2017
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 5, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
I feel like this is a cry for help...
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Is actual torture seeing how hot Shane is and not having him ((((((((((((((((
7:18 PM · Aug 5, 2017
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 5
Replying to @hollalily81
Please captain, give me that dick, I promise will treat it right
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lesbian shane @shanesbian · Aug 5
Replying to @hollalily81
You are so fucking weird for this like seriously SEEK HELP
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
SIGH... I want to have @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ‘s babies
12:00 PM · Aug 6, 2017
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
Don't we all 😩
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boizander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
GIRL the bravery to @ him omg???
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Is okay he knows how I feel 😈
boizander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 6
GIRL the bravery to @ him omg???
1:43 PM · Aug 6, 2017
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boizander is real @snoopyshane· Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @snoopyshane
Hello? What does this mean? Please tell me you aren't being serious right now...?
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boizander is real @snoopyshane ·
Replying to @snoopyshane
Tbh I could never be a celebrity, I would NAWT be able to handle all the freaks in the comments thinking they're in love with me
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
I miss Shane ((((((((((
3:08 AM · Aug 9, 2017
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
I should quit my job and become his trophy wife. He can pack me with his socks and bring me on roadies
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
non-oomf this is crazy?? and creepy as hell honestly. he doesn't know you like that... don't quit your job
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @metrhoe
Wtf is non-oomf
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
how is that what ur worried about, and not the toxic levels of parasociality coming off of you? pretending ur his girlfriend is weird as hell.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @metrhoe
I looked up this word. I can't be parasocial if I've sucked his dick 🤷
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PROTECT SHANE
@shaneprotection
Okay pack it up everyone. @hollalily81 is the next crazy puck bunny that's way too obsessed with Shane, but this one is saying shit like this. The word she means is "parasocial" btw. Time to mass block!
Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9
I looked up this word. I can't be parasocial if I've sucked his dick 🤷
9:39 AM · Aug 10, 2017
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
No no, I'm not his puck bunny, I'm his girlfriend
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
You are criminally insane, is what you are.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
Criminally insane for that dick 😏
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most sane hollzy fan
@alphashane
I may be crazy for this but idc. I kind of feel like that @hollalily81 girl could be for real. Who would pine after a celebrity in a sad horny way?
5:36 PM · Aug 10, 2017
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
Girl please reread what you just said.
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
I don't even go here and I know about like three lmao?? @no24sgf @shanesgirl7976 @myhollander4ever are you all still yearning for Shane Hollander?
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Shane Hollander's REAL Girlfriend @myhollander4ever · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @rozycheeks
wow tbh I forgot about this account. I'm on anti depressants now. I still love Shane but I don't think we're dating anymore!
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
You must be new here...
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
You are all stupid. @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer is my boyfriend. For proof here is picture of him hiking outside his cottage this summer
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
You are so fucking weird oh my god. Where did you find this picture? Are you stalking him? Please leave him alone, he doesn't need freaks like you as a "fan"
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boiziander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
No fr this is beyond all the other freaks. I feel like someone should @ Shane?? Is he in danger?
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
But I am... I'm YOUR stalker and freak 😍 #withpermission #ethicalfreaks #ilovemyboyfriend
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
Oh my god Shane liked this tweet.....
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boiziander is real
@snoopyshane
WHAT
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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charlee | stan metros!
@metrhoe
this is def not real lol. no way shane would go for a girl who talks the way lily does. DO NOT FORGET she's sexualizing him!!!
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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most sane hollzy fan
@alphashane
Damn can't believe I was right lmao
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe
@rozycheeks
Notoriously offline Shane Hollander confirming a freaky (I say this positively Mr Hollander I promise!) girlfriend in the big 2017????
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
11:23 AM · Aug 11, 2017
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 11 Replying to @rozycheeks
Don't come for me, I'm not a fan, but it's impossible not to know about him when you're a fan of Roz. Good for you Hollander
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 11 Replying to @rozycheeks
I just know all the Hollander girlies are losing their shit tho
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lesbian shane
@shanesbian
I'm being punked right??? He's with HER??? The latest freak of hollandertwt? 😭😭😭😭😭
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
12:01 PM · Aug 11, 2017
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 11
Replying to @shanesbian
Careful he'll hear you
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#dollgate survivor
@shaydenisendgame
This is sooooo obviously fake lmao like... I really don't believe in a lot of the Theories that go around shayden circles but come on. This is not real. It doesn't even sound like him. I bet his agent wrote this tweet to cover up for this Lily person being his actual stalker. You're not supposed to give them attention!!!
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
12:01 PM · Aug 11, 2017
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @shaydenisendgame
I love you Mari but I think it's game over. He never posts here but he just came online and called her his gf. I think we need to be honest with ourselves and accept it. Shayden is really fun to ship but clearly he's straight
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Oh hell no. Idc how long we've been friends, I'm blocking you for this. You're being biphobic AND acknowledging this girl's delusion? I can't deal with that.
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Plus I never liked shayjjden I just pretended to. You're weird af for shipping that, JJ always has girlfriends and puck bunnies after him, he's clearly not into Hayden OR Shane
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @shaydenisendgame
Fuck you too then. Do you not see that now ALL THREE of them are confirmed straight? JJ is (lovingly) a slut, Hayden is literally married, and Shane just confirmed a gf. You look dumb as fuck
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Begone bitch
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ilya biased
@marzanov
ngl I love to see shaydens fight it really gets me going
1:34 PM · Aug 11, 2017
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Fuck off I hate Rozanov fans
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top!shane bottom!ilya truther @hollanovsthird · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Literally sitting here luaghign my ass off they're all insane
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scott hunter for prez 2020 @hunterscumsock · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Of course a Rozanov fan would say some weird shit like this 😐
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ilya biased @marzanov · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
@IlyaRozanov81 girl help all of my replies are filled with opps
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Yes yes I was telling the truth, now all of you look dumb. Here's pic of my Shane setting up for our sex tape #NoReally for more proof
4:38 PM · Aug 11, 2017
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Replying to @hollalily81
Loud and wrong
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 11
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Omg Shane Hollander replied to me 🤩🤩🤩
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Chapter 2
Chapter Notes
not sure how long chapters will be, probably between 1-2k
lmk if there's anything you'd like to see!
horny shane fans unite
@feralholly
THEE Shane Hollander, best hockey player ever, number 1 hottest hockey player, top goal scoring, olympic medalist, stanley cup winner Shane Hollander has a beautiful girlfriend again IKTR
5:36 AM · Aug 12, 2017
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
we don't even know what she looks like. she's probably ugly.
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
-implying Shane would sleep with an ugly person
-implying Shane would care about someone's looks
-implying Shane can't pull fucking A-list celebs like R*se L*ndry
Also we haven't even seen pictures of this woman and this is the energy you're bringing. Okay. You're weird
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
your username is literally "horny shane fans unite" and IM the weird one??? someone get @shaneprotection in here pronto
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
LMAO I was already blocked by them ages ago. Yeah, my username is horny, idc! Let's not forget Shane is a grown ass man. He can have a girlfriend without fans going into jealous rages
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
he's not going to fuck you babe, might as well give up now. change your username and touch grass. get a lobotomy maybe
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
Do you even know who you're arguing with rn? I'm a lesbian.... and I ship Shane/Troy.... I don't want him to fuck me ??? Also this is you changing the subject. Don't think I didn't notice you don't have an argument against me lmao
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
SHANE AND TROY BARRETT? this is worse than fucking hollanovs I'm actually sick
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julie | cliff marlow's silly rabbit
@cliffsrightpinkie
Shane Hollander came out as straight + locked down and now I have to read the most nonsensical ass conversations there ever was. I hate it here
8:38 AM · Aug 12, 2017
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that's MY whore @normalrozyfan · Aug 12
Replying to @cliffsrightpinkie
I love stanning the raiders, all of our fandom drama is like "who threw up on camera this time" and "which WAG is vagueposting now" and "can one person (Ilya Rozanov) truly be this horny?"
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ILYA ONE CHANCE PLEASE @prueshockeythots · Aug 12
Replying to @cliffsrightpinkie
Not me bitch, I'm reading these freaks' posts like they're my morning paper
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@feralholly
@metrhoes this you? Saying Shane is "too innocent" for girls flirting with him at the big age of 26?
charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Mar 3, 2016
why are we talking sexual about shane... he really does not need to see that. he's too innocent for some of these so called "fans".
9:44 AM · Aug 12, 2017
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cute shane hollander @shadorable · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
it's actlly so stupid bc we KNOW he picks up girls like. his ex is literally a mega celebrity. he's also a fucking athlete. do we think he's not having sex?
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#1 shily shipper @shanesmetros · Aug 12
Replying to @shadorable
He is def having sex 😭😭 his gf talks about his dick all the time, no way they're not banging
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 12
Replying to @shanesmetros
She's mentioned it less than 5 times but sure. Probably just saying shit to get attention
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ship boizander or else
@shayjay
@hollalily81 how did you pull Shane Hollander?
4:56 PM · Aug 12, 2017
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i just think theyre neat
@casualpuckenjoyer
@hollalily81 Who are you? How did you meet Shane? Tell us everything!!
6:17 PM · Aug 12, 2017
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SHANE FIGHT
@brawlerhollander
@hollalily81 WHAT WAS THE FIGHT ABOUT GIVE US THE TOP SECRET DEETS ONLY A GF WOULD HAVE
7:27 PM · Aug 12, 2017
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2x stanely cup champs
@shanepussy
@hollalily81 you will begin coughing in 3 days.
9:46 PM · Aug 12, 2017
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Shane Hollander's REAL Girlfriend
@myhollander4ever
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer what does she have that I don't?
11:32 PM · Aug 12, 2017
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 13
Replying to @myhollander4ever
Girl????
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@rookieshane
No one in this fandom knows how to behave. It's been 2 days and Lily already stopped interacting. Hope you're all happy you scared Shane's gf off
4:56 PM · Aug 13, 2017
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 14
Replying to @rookieshane
Not scared off. Busy. Keeping up with Shane takes a lot of energy 🥵
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@marzanov
@hollalily81 Why do you have shaydens DNI in your bio
4:38 PM · Aug 15, 2017
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 15
Replying to @marzanov
They don't deserve rights
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 15
Replying to @marzanov
Neither do you wtf is this pfp delete it
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ilya biased @marzanov · Aug 15
Replying to @hollalily81
Leave me and my emotional support bald Ilya Rozanov alone
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hayden IS lily
@shaydenluvr
"LILY" CAME BACK ONLINE JUST TO SAY THAT????
5:01 PM · Aug 15, 2017
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 15
Replying to @shaydenluvr
It's just to get all of us off their trail babe dw
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
#BreakingMySilence Ew I am not Hayden Pike
2:14 AM · Aug 16, 2017
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @hollalily81
Really baby? Did you have to say "ew"?
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
I did. You want people to think you are sleeping with a married mormon boy?
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @hollalily81
Well. Not really. But he's still my friend
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Hayden Pike | Montreal Metro #35 @hpike35 ·
Replying to @hollalily81
AYO? I'm not Mormon?
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Fine... for you I will be nice 😔
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Hayden Pike | Montreal Metro #35 @hpike35 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Wait Shane is this Boston Lily???
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Shane Love Bot
@shanelovebot
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer What does "not really" mean?
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16, 2017
Well. Not really. But he's still my friend
11:23 AM · Aug 16, 2017
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @shanelovebot
It means, as much as I love Hayd, he's not who I'm dating. I'm with Lily.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
#possessive 🤩😩🥵
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lesbian shane
@shanesbian
This cannot be real life
11:50 AM · Aug 16, 2017
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boiziander is real
@snoopyshane
Zero days since the last Shaydemergency
12:34 PM · Aug 16, 2017
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PROTECT SHANE
@shaneprotection
Honestly wish L*ly's account was older so we could have something to cancel her for (other than grossly sexualizing Shane obviously).
Someone get proof of L*ly saying a slur on my desk by tomorrow at lunch
3:01 PM · Aug 16, 2017
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Afterword
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