Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

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Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Svetlana Vetrova, Yuna Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs - Character

Additional Tags:

Social Media, Humor, Fluff, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Retired Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Parents Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, seriously this is just crack and fluff, standalone fic, Homophobia, Texting, WAG Ilya Rozanov

Language:

English

Series:

Part 6 of from the outside, Part 5 of hr: online edn

Collections:

HR, *Heated rivalry melts my heart*, so obsessed i might actually watch hockey

Stats:

Published: 2026-02-02 Words: 2,052 Chapters: 1/1

ilya rozanov: partner, parent, pensioner

Summary

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.

@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. 

(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)

Notes

also in reality i know shane would never let his kid’s faces be posted online but we’re just gonna have to suspend our belief for the sake of the fic

@thisisilya ✔️ and @CentaursOfficial ✔️
Is very sad day for all of hockey as I am announcing my retirement. There will never be another player like me. You can all cry now as we mourn best player to ever exist. RIP.

@puckmerozy
Just fell to my knees in walmart…

@garykent19
Fuck. There goes our chances for a Cup this year. I am so pissed. 

@hockeyfan1988
This is a joke, right?

@sarahloveshollanov
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

@rozrozrxz81
okay this year is ruined and i hate everything… but can we appreciate how fucking funny this man is, i love him

Harris
This is not the statement we agreed on Ilya.

This message has been read by Ilya Rozanov.

@hockeyfan-em
Rozanov tweeted saying we should mourn the best hockey player to exist????? Is Shane Hollander dead??????

321k likes.

15k retweets.

Cens Forever

Bood
HAHAHAHA has everyone seen this??

Bood
Screenshot attached [the tweet by @hockeyfanem]

Hazy
Hahaha

Hazy
@Harris you feeling good about this turn of events?

Harris Drover loved this message. 

Ilya
This is so rude🙄

Harris
Not turning out how you expected Ilya?😎

Shane
Usually the internet full of insane bullshit but sometimes it’s crazy how spot on they are :)

Ilya
Oo look at me I learn how to chirp after 15 years🙄

Ilya
Asshole.

Shane
Don’t hate me because the internet knows I’m the better player. 

Zane Boodram laughed at this message.

Troy Barrett laughed at this message.

Wyatt Hayes laughed at this message.

Luca Haas laughed at this message. 

Nick Chouinard laughed at this message.

Evan Dykstra laughed at this message. 

Harris Drover laughed at this message.

@thisisilya ✔️
#ShaneHollanderIsDeadToMe

TRENDING ON TWITTER

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2.5M tweets

Shane Hollander 
Trending with Ilya Rozanov

25.7k tweets

#IsShaneHollanderDead?

15.7k tweets

#ShaneHollanderIsDeadToMe

6.7k tweets

Harris
Ilya, I swear to fucking God!!!

@thisisilya ✔️ and @CentaursOfficial ✔️
I am very sad to announce that this season has been my last. Thank you to @BostonBears ✔️ and @OttawaCentaursOfficial ✔️ for everything you have given me. It is now time for me to focus on my new family with @ShaneHollander ❤️

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
#shanehollanderisnotdead

@ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Welcome to the club old man!

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
No no no. I am young & sexy WAG. U are pensioner!

@ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
🙄

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
Did Kip finally teach you how to use emoji, grandpa?

@kipgrady
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
I actually did! :)

@ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
Responding to @kipgrady
Kip?!

@kateloveshockey
the concept of ilya rozanov becoming shane hollander’s WAG …i’m going to combust they’re sooo husbands <3

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov posted on Instagram. 

[Photo of the top of two adoption papers. All the personal details are blurred. 

Caption: Time for family❤️]

@chicagoballrrr
Time for family?? Fuck me the NHL is turning into a bunch of pussies

@detroitfan69
The fact that Ilya Rozanov retired before his time just goes to show why they should not allow gays or women in the NHL… someone has to look after the kids!

@hockeymaniac1971
Responding to @detriotfan69
Exactly! Rozanov retired because they have kids now! He never would have retired this early if he’d just married a woman!

@marlowfan666
Rozanov’s an embarrassment to the sport, retiring to stay at home with the kids and calling himself a WAG

@bbbbbears1781
WHY ROZANOV WHY

@bostxnbxy1
Seriously what kind of man gives up an elite NHL career to change nappies... fucking loser

@thisisilya ✔️
To stupid idiot people asking why i am retiring for my children:

1. i am good dad, unlike you all who are spending too much time online
2. have you all seen my husband???

[Photos attached:

1. Shane in tight white white boxers from an ad in 2016;
2. Shane laying on a beach, smiling up at the camera, his nose crinkled;
3. Shane grinning up at the camera, holding Anya to his chest as she tries to lick his face.
4. Shane laying in their bed on his front in black boxers, hickeys littering his back.]

@harrisdrover1
Ilya delete this now!!!

@thisisilya ✔️
why? what bit is not okay?😣

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Delete this.

This post has been deleted.

@hockeygirl222
LMAOO did anyone see that… walk him like a dog Shane!!

@thisisilya ✔️
Yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning😍🥵🫡

[Photo attached: Shane Hollander’s Calvin Klein add.]

@harrisdrover1
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Not much better...

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @harrisdrover1
You are never happy🙄

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Does anyone actually believe he does the cleaning?

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Rude.

@yunahollander2481
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
I do! :)

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @yunahollander2481
This is why you are my favourite Hollander😘

@TheCentaursOfficial ✔️
Our favourite family!

[Video attached: Ilya Rozanov is stood in the WAG box watching his husband play. He has his 1 year old son on his hip and his 3 year old daughter holding his hand. All three are wearing matching Hollander 24 jerseys. When he spots the camera is on him, he lifts his daughter onto his other hip. He whispers to both of them and then all three wave at the camera. The camera pans to Shane Hollander who is staring at the screen with a smile on his face.]

@ilyarozfanatic18
never in my life did i expect to see ilya fucking rozanov, the man who checked a guy so hard he had to have four emergency dentist procedures, attend a cens game in the WAG box wearing hollander jerseys and holding a daddy diaper bag…

@gocensgocensx
girl… I’m still trying to comprehend the fact that Ilya Rozanov is retired…

@kattalkssht
my brain cannot compute that these two men are the same people…

[Photo 1: Ilya on camera at the Centaurs game holding his two children, all three wearing Hollander 24 Jerseys.
Photo 2: Ilya snorting a line of coke off a girl’s tits.]

This post was taken down for violating community guidelines.

@kattalkssht
Oops! let me try that again lmao

@kattalkssht
How is this the same person?

[Photo 1: Ilya on camera at the Centaurs game holding his two children, all three wearing Hollander 24 Jerseys.
Photo 2: Ilya at 18 doing a handstand on a club table while Cliff Marlow pouring vodka down his throat.]

@hollanovluvrxx
HAHAHA I’M DYING AT THIS

@CliffMarlow ✔️
Adding my contribution to this new trend:

[Photo 1: Ilya on camera at the Centaurs game holding his two children, all three wearing Hollander 24 Jerseys.
Photo 2: Ilya at 20 drinking vodka out of the Stanley cup;
Photo 3: Ilya at 19 opening a suitcase that appears to be 10 boxes of cigarettes, 2 boxes of condoms, a pair of boxers, a top, adidas joggers, and one yellow sock.
Photo 4: Ilya at 21 grinning as he draws a dick on a passed out teammates face;
Photo 5: Ilya at 18 standing next to an open fridge that contains only a bottle of vodka, a block of cheese, a jar of pickles, and a bottle of mayonnaise.]

@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer ✔️
Responding to @CliffMarlow ✔️
Real classy @thisisilya ✔️

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer ✔️
I am surprised you recognise what condom is, Pike

@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer ✔️
Responding to @CliffMarlow ✔️
Need a new picture for the first slide?

[Photo attached: Ilya sat on the floor of a pink room, pretending to sip tea out of a plastic teacup that looks tiny in his hands. His eyelids are covered in sparkly purple eyeshadow and his cheeks are stained with red blush. A princess crown is falling off his curls which have been randomly tied up with bows and butterfly clips. Three girls sit around the table, the two Pike twins and Ilya’s daughter.]

@ScottHunterOfficial ✔️
Responding to @HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer ✔️
Thank you so so so much for this.

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Came home to this…

[Photo attached: Ilya Rozanov with huge bags under his eyes, hair sticking up in every direction. He’s laying on the floor surrounded by toys and clothes, his arm covering his eyes as he clearly has fallen asleep on the floor.]

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.

@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. 

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Jesus Christ. You are being so dramatic.

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very bad husband behaviour. You do not appreciate the work of the stay at home father #ShaneHollanderIsCancelledParty

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
What does this even mean?

@thisisilya ✔️
girls night😎

[Picture attached: Ilya Rozanov holds the camera out in front of him, taking a selfie with the women behind him. He’s holding a glass of wine. The TV shows the Metro v Centaurs playoff game. In the photo are Lisa Hayes, Cassie Boodram, Harris Drover, Jackie Pike, and Lacy Barre.]

@thisisilya ✔️
first skate lesson today, is never too early

[Picture attached: The camera is angled at the ice. There are two large black skates bracketing two tiny white skates with pink sparkly laces.]

@thisisilya ✔️
number 1 fans

[Picture attached: It shows two pairs of children's hands holding a sign that reads 'DESTROY THEM DADDY' in all caps.]

@Hello!Canada✔️
Check out our new article!

Link: Hello!Canada: are the first husbands of hockey on the thin ice?

Ilya Rozanov, hockey legend, husband of Shane Hollander, father to their two adopted children... cheater?

The now retired hockey player was seen last Saturday night leaving infamous Montreal nightclub arm-in-arm with the very gorgeous Svetlana Vetrova, a Russian Boston girl who Rozanov has been linked with several times in the past. The Russian pair were spotted several times (see pictures below) dancing intimately together. Meanwhile Shane Hollander was photographed in Ottawa with their two children, holding several bags... Taking into consideration the numerous, very public twitter arguments the husbands have been having these last few months... are the first husbands of hockey on thin ice?

@WyattHayesGoalie ✔️
Responding to @Hello!Canada ✔️
If only people knew that their arguing is just their version of flirting…

@ZaneBoodram ✔️
Responding to @WyattHayesGoalie ✔️
*foreplay

@HarrisDrover1
Not appropriate Bood.

Zane Boodram deleted his response.

@SvetlanaVetrova
I need a new friend to go out with… this was @thisisilya ✔️ at eleven thirty after two vodkas… смущающий.

[Attached photo: Ilya Rozanov asleep in the back of a taxi. His phone is in his hand still open on a picture of Shane and their two children in Shane’s arms as he tries to persuade his daughter to eat the carrot sticks he’s holding.]

[Translation: embarrassing.]

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @SvetlanaVetrova

[Attached photo: Shane is sat at the table with his daughter. They are slightly bigger than in the last photo and wearing different clothes. Shane is recreating the picture of him trying to persuade his daughter to eat the carrot sticks he's holding but both of them are laughing this time.]

@YunaHollander2481
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
As always I loved having my grandbabies to visit!

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
stop torturing our daughter hollander

@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
?

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
She does not like carrots😥do not force her😣

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
They’re good for her!

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This house is living in tyranny!! Someone free us😣😣😣

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Shut up, who even taught you that word Rozanov?

@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
If it were up to you our kids will have no teeth by the time they’re 20!

@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Like father like children😉

[Attached photo: Shane looking up at the camera unhappily, bleeding from the mouth and missing two front teeth after a hit from a puck in 2021.]

@ShaneHollander24
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Ilya!

Shane
Delete it or you’ll never touch me again.

This post has been deleted.