Preface
mr steal your girl
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/78168636.
- Rating:
- Not Rated
- Archive Warning:
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Category:
- M/M
- Fandom:
- Heated Rivalry (TV)
- Relationships:
- Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry & Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry
- Character:
- Rose Landry
- Additional Tags:
- Twitter, Social Media, Texting, Humor, Crack, ragebaiter ilya rozanov, Menace Ilya Rozanov
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL, Part 8 of hr: online edn
- Collections:
- *Heated rivalry melts my heart*, hollanov好饭, Gtc_youreadthis, I need sunshine ☀️🏒 ~ Heated Rivalry (Game Changers) fics
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-01-23 Words: 1,414 Chapters: 1/1
mr steal your girl
Summary
@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????461k people liked this tweet.
(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
Notes
shamelessly inspired by my own fic ‘flower power!’… lol
however these works are unconnected so no need to read that one, it’s up to y’all <3
enjoy x
mr steal your girl
@therealroselandry✔️
Hey everyone! Just wanted to come on here and clear things up because I know there’s been a lot of speculation. Shane and I have decided to separate, but we’re still very good friends and there are no hard feelings at all! ❤️
@shanehollander24 ✔️reposted.
@realrozanov81 ✔️ liked this tweet.
@hollandryloverx
this is the worst day of my life oh my god WHY
@kkkatiex
aw i wonder what happened they seemed so sweet together
@roselndryluvr
i think they’ll get back together… sorry have you seen the way they look at each other????
@shaydenisreal
this happens and then he’s immediately seen out with hayden… coincidence? i think NOT.
@voyageursvictorious12
Responding to @shaydenisreal
You need psychiatric help.
@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying why is nobody talking about this HELLO??????
461k people liked this tweet.
TRENDING ON TWITTER
Ilya Rozanov
Trending with Rose Landry
524.6k tweets
Shane Hollander
81.9k tweets
Rose Landry breakup post
5k tweets
Man City Match
9.5k tweets
Game of Thrones Season 6
1,698 tweets
@gobearsgo81
i seriously haven’t stopped laughing since ilya rozanov liked rose landry’s post breaking up with hollander…. y’all too quick with the memes oh my GOD
@givemeapuckx
what a fuckin day to be on twitter at work… i’m going to explode
Roz’s bitches
Marly
@Roz dude have you fucking looked at twitter
Marly
Everyone’s going mental over you liking Rose Landry’s post
Marly
You’re a fucking legend
Marly
I bet Hollander’s losing his mind LOL
Carmi
Holy shit
Carmi
I just caught up on the twitter storm
Carmi
This is why you’re our cap 🫡 @Roz
Hammers
I’m fuckin WEAK I bet Hollander’s cryin his eyes out
Connors x2
HAHAHA
Connors x2
I fuckin hope so
Connors x2
People are still ripping me to shreds on twitter cause he scored 4 fuckin goals on me last month
Connors x2
Revenge served best by Mr Steal Your Girl Ilya fuckin Rozanov!!!
Connors x2
legend
St-Simon
Roz you beautiful bastard
Roz
;)
Jane
Call me.
Lily
Sexy call? ;)
Lily
Get your glasses on
Jane
No.
Lily
:(
Ilya Rozanov started following Rose Landry on twitter.
Jane
Ilya, stop.
Lily
Stop what?
Jane
Don’t piss me off.
Jane
You know what I’m talking about!
Lily
Maybe you should be nicer to me then :(
Lily
Or maybe I will run away with Rose Landry
Jane
You’re on thin fucking ice Ilya.
Lily
🙄
Lily
BORINGGGG
Hello!Canada: Shane Hollander and Rose Landry spotted together looking cozy in Montreal…are they back on again?
TRENDING ON TWITTER
Rose Landry
Trending with Shane Hollander
18.4k tweets
#hollandryisback
5.6k tweets
Montreal Metros
1,347 tweets
Stephen King
6.7k tweets
Back together?
1,207 tweets
Rose Landry posted on instagram.
[Photo of Rose and Shane in a restaurant smiling. Caption: quality time in montreal my bestfriend❤️].
Ilya Rozanov liked this photo.
@hollandryismyotp
rose shut that down QUICK… i fear our ship is not returning… no one talk to me
@rozanovmyking18
OKAY has anyone else seen that ilya liked rose landry’s instagram friendzoning hollander… this man is evil i love him
@puckme24
omg shane.. this is fucking BRUTAL
@hockeyfan888
will this be the thing to make hollander throw down his gloves??? i am already locked in to the metros v raiders game next week fr
@hollzyhollzy24
the concept of your rival liking an instagram of u being friendzoned… this is like psychological warfare!!!
@rosemyqueen1
imagine being friendzoned TWICE by THE rose landry via instagram and then your fucking rival likes that post…shane hollander ur stronger than me i would be CRASHING OUT
Ilya Rozanov liked this tweet.
@rosemyqueen1
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
TRENDING ON TWITTER
Ilya Rozanov
Trending with Shane Hollander
821.4k tweets
Rose Landry
Trending with Ilya Rozanov
425.1k tweets
Hockey
7.5k tweets
Formula 1
Trending with Charles Leclerc
13.2k tweets
Sinner v Alcaraz
8.9k tweets
Jane
Ilya I swear to God.
Jane
What is wrong with you???
Lily
Nothing
Lily
I am flawless
Jane
Debatable.
Lily
You are asshole
Lily
You are boyfriend now you have to be nice to me :(
Jane
Fuck you.
Lily
I’m telling Yuna her son is bad boyfriend :(
Jane disliked this message.
Rose Landry posted on instagram.
[Three pictures of Rose at the Golden Globes in a sheer black dress. Caption: having fun in YSL!]
Ilya Rozanov liked this photo.
@voyagehore
okay has anyone else noticed that ilya rozanov is STILL liking rose landry’s posts?? is this man doing what i think he’s doing
@24hollz
Responding to @voyagerhoe
i wonder if he’s slid into the dms yet
@shanehollndrfan4ever
rose would never!! r*zanov is NOTHING like shane it would be the biggest downgrade ever
@rosedefender98
Responding to @shanehollndrfan4ever
i mean maybe she just likes hockey players lmao
@shanehollndrfan4ever
Responding to @rosedefender98
actually she hasn’t even followed rozanov back soooo…
Rose
Hey Shane I’ll be pulling up to yours in 5 minutes
Rose
So excited to FINALLY meet the mystery man!
Shane liked this message.
Rose Landry followed Ilya Rozanov on instagram.
Rose Landry followed Ilya Rozanov on twitter.
TRENDING ON TWITTER
Rose Landry
Trending with Ilya Rozanov
1.5M tweets
#Landarov
45.9k tweets
LoveIslandUSA
32.4k tweets
#RoseandRoz
5k tweets
Under dark
1,429 tweets
Ilya added Jane and Rose into a group chat.
Ilya
Has anyone seen twitter
Rose
Yes…oops!
Rose
My bad haha
Rose
I just wanted to follow you know I know who you are!!!
Rose
This whole time I thought you were an asshole trying to fuck with Shane haha… I was so clueless
Ilya
That is not incorrect I suppose
Rose laughed at this message.
Ilya
Anyway I think is very funny
Ilya
We would make very sexy couple ;)
Rose liked this message.
Jane
Oh God, what’s he done now?
Ilya
Hey!
Ilya
This time is not my fault
Ilya
Look at Rose not me
Rose
Betrayal!!!!!
Ilya
Sorry I need him in good mood tonight❤️
Jane disliked this message.
Rose laughed at this message.
Rose
@Shane Don’t be annoyed at Ilya it’s all my fault!
Ilya loved this message.
Jane
Will someone just tell me what is going on?
Ilya
They love me and Rose
Ilya Rozanov changed the name to ‘RoseandRoz forever’.
Rose
Aw our ship name is so cute!
Rose
I love it❤️
Jane
This explains nothing.
Jane
What the fuck is a ship name?
Jane
I don’t understand.
Rose
Basically I followed Ilya on instagram and twitter and now the internet’s convinced we’re dating and combined our name together to talk about us being a couple… oops!
Ilya
I think is very funny
Ilya
Everyone thinks I have stolen your ex girlfriend
Ilya
People are saying I am a ‘legend’ ;)
Jane disliked this message.
Jane
I don’t like this.
Jane
You two are stressing me out.
Ilya laughed at this message.
Rose laughed at this message.
Ilya Rozanov posted on twitter.
[Picture attached: Rozanov holding a ROZANOV 81 jersey. Caption: @therealroselandry: jersey going spare… maybe you would like to wear to our next game? ;)]
Roz’s bitches
Marly
ROZY YOU FUCKIN ANIMAL I FUCKIN LOVE YOU
Roz liked this message.
Carmy
I would pay serious money to see Hollander’s reaction to this holy fuck
Roz liked this message.
St-Simon
THIS IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
St-Simon
I bet Hollander is ready to die LOL
Connors x2
Oh I have one million chirps ready for the next voyageurs game
Marly
LOL me too
Roz
Cannot wait to hear them
Roz
Best chirp wins $1,000 from me
Voyageurs to Victory
J.J
this asshole is asking for a fucking battering next week
Cormeau
Like we needed an excuse lol
Hayden
@Shane you okay, bud?
Hayden
Rozanov’s a fucking asshole
Shane
Just ignore it. He’s trying to throw us off our game.
Shane
But we’re not going to fucking let him, are we?
J.J
FUCK NO CAP
Hayden
WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY BOSTON
Shane Hollander liked this message.
J.J liked this message.
Cormeau liked this message.
Taylor liked this message.
Drapeau liked this message.
@therealroselandry✔️
sure why not! i’m still a hollander fan first though ;)
@thisiseleanor
oh my god this woman is a fucking LEGEND
@rosemyqueen1
she’s got both of them on leashes…my QUEEN
RoseandRoz + Jane
Jane
Rose I thought you were better than this.
Rose laughed at this message.
Ilya laughed at this message.
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