Preface

mr steal your girl
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/78168636.

Rating:
Not Rated
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Heated Rivalry (TV)
Relationships:
Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry & Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry
Character:
Rose Landry
Additional Tags:
Twitter, Social Media, Texting, Humor, Crack, ragebaiter ilya rozanov, Menace Ilya Rozanov
Language:
English
Series:
Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL, Part 8 of hr: online edn
Collections:
*Heated rivalry melts my heart*, hollanov好饭, Gtc_youreadthis, I need sunshine ☀️🏒 ~ Heated Rivalry (Game Changers) fics
Stats:
Published: 2026-01-23 Words: 1,414 Chapters: 1/1

mr steal your girl

by goldengalaxies

Summary

@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????

461k people liked this tweet.

(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)

Notes

shamelessly inspired by my own fic ‘flower power!’… lol

however these works are unconnected so no need to read that one, it’s up to y’all <3

enjoy x

mr steal your girl

@therealroselandry✔️
Hey everyone! Just wanted to come on here and clear things up because I know there’s been a lot of speculation. Shane and I have decided to separate, but we’re still very good friends and there are no hard feelings at all! ❤️

@shanehollander24 ✔️reposted.

@realrozanov81 ✔️ liked this tweet.

 


 

@hollandryloverx
this is the worst day of my life oh my god WHY

@kkkatiex
aw i wonder what happened they seemed so sweet together

@roselndryluvr
i think they’ll get back together… sorry have you seen the way they look at each other????

@shaydenisreal
this happens and then he’s immediately seen out with hayden… coincidence? i think NOT.

@voyageursvictorious12
Responding to @shaydenisreal
You need psychiatric help.

 


 

@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying why is nobody talking about this HELLO??????

461k people liked this tweet. 

 


 

TRENDING ON TWITTER

Ilya Rozanov
Trending with Rose Landry

524.6k tweets

Shane Hollander

81.9k tweets

Rose Landry breakup post

5k tweets

Man City Match

9.5k tweets

Game of Thrones Season 6

1,698 tweets

 


 

@gobearsgo81
i seriously haven’t stopped laughing since ilya rozanov liked rose landry’s post breaking up with hollander…. y’all too quick with the memes oh my GOD

@givemeapuckx
what a fuckin day to be on twitter at work… i’m going to explode

 


 

Roz’s bitches

 

Marly
@Roz dude have you fucking looked at twitter

Marly
Everyone’s going mental over you liking Rose Landry’s post

Marly
You’re a fucking legend

Marly
I bet Hollander’s losing his mind LOL

Carmi
Holy shit

Carmi
I just caught up on the twitter storm

Carmi
This is why you’re our cap 🫡 @Roz

Hammers
I’m fuckin WEAK I bet Hollander’s cryin his eyes out

Connors x2
HAHAHA

Connors x2 
I fuckin hope so

Connors x2 
People are still ripping me to shreds on twitter cause he scored 4 fuckin goals on me last month

Connors x2
Revenge served best by Mr Steal Your Girl Ilya fuckin Rozanov!!!

Connors x2
legend

St-Simon
Roz you beautiful bastard

Roz
;)

 


 

Jane
Call me.

Lily
Sexy call? ;)

Lily
Get your glasses on

Jane
No.

Lily 
:(

 


 

Ilya Rozanov started following Rose Landry on twitter. 

 


 

Jane
Ilya, stop.

Lily
Stop what?

Jane
Don’t piss me off.

Jane
You know what I’m talking about!

Lily
Maybe you should be nicer to me then :(

Lily
Or maybe I will run away with Rose Landry

Jane
You’re on thin fucking ice Ilya.

Lily
🙄

Lily
BORINGGGG

 


 

Hello!Canada: Shane Hollander and Rose Landry spotted together looking cozy in Montreal…are they back on again?

 



TRENDING ON TWITTER

 

Rose Landry 
Trending with Shane Hollander

18.4k tweets

#hollandryisback

5.6k tweets

Montreal Metros

1,347 tweets

Stephen King 

6.7k tweets

Back together?

1,207 tweets

 


 

Rose Landry posted on instagram.

[Photo of Rose and Shane in a restaurant smiling. Caption: quality time in montreal my bestfriend❤️].

Ilya Rozanov liked this photo. 

 


 

@hollandryismyotp
rose shut that down QUICK… i fear our ship is not returning… no one talk to me

 


 

@rozanovmyking18
OKAY has anyone else seen that ilya liked rose landry’s instagram friendzoning hollander… this man is evil i love him

@puckme24
omg shane.. this is fucking BRUTAL

@hockeyfan888
will this be the thing to make hollander throw down his gloves??? i am already locked in to the metros v raiders game next week fr

@hollzyhollzy24
the concept of your rival liking an instagram of u being friendzoned… this is like psychological warfare!!!

 


 

@rosemyqueen1
imagine being friendzoned TWICE by THE rose landry via instagram and then your fucking rival likes that post…shane hollander ur stronger than me i would be CRASHING OUT

Ilya Rozanov liked this tweet. 

 


 

@rosemyqueen1
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT 

 


 

TRENDING ON TWITTER

 

Ilya Rozanov
Trending with Shane Hollander

821.4k tweets

Rose Landry
Trending with Ilya Rozanov

425.1k tweets

Hockey

7.5k tweets 

Formula 1
Trending with Charles Leclerc 

13.2k tweets

Sinner v Alcaraz 

8.9k tweets

 



Jane

Ilya I swear to God.

Jane
What is wrong with you???

Lily
Nothing

Lily
I am flawless

Jane
Debatable. 

Lily
You are asshole

Lily
You are boyfriend now you have to be nice to me :(

Jane
Fuck you.

Lily
I’m telling Yuna her son is bad boyfriend :(

Jane disliked this message. 

 


 

Rose Landry posted on instagram.

[Three pictures of Rose at the Golden Globes in a sheer black dress. Caption: having fun in YSL!] 

Ilya Rozanov liked this photo. 

 


 

@voyagehore
okay has anyone else noticed that ilya rozanov is STILL liking rose landry’s posts?? is this man doing what i think he’s doing

@24hollz
Responding to @voyagerhoe
i wonder if he’s slid into the dms yet

@shanehollndrfan4ever
rose would never!! r*zanov is NOTHING like shane it would be the biggest downgrade ever

@rosedefender98
Responding to @shanehollndrfan4ever
i mean maybe she just likes hockey players lmao

@shanehollndrfan4ever
Responding to @rosedefender98
actually she hasn’t even followed rozanov back soooo…

 


 

Rose
Hey Shane I’ll be pulling up to yours in 5 minutes

Rose
So excited to FINALLY meet the mystery man! 

Shane liked this message. 

 


 

Rose Landry followed Ilya Rozanov on instagram.

Rose Landry followed Ilya Rozanov on twitter.

 


 

TRENDING ON TWITTER

 

Rose Landry
Trending with Ilya Rozanov

1.5M tweets

#Landarov

45.9k tweets

LoveIslandUSA

32.4k tweets

#RoseandRoz

5k tweets

Under dark

1,429 tweets

 


 

Ilya added Jane and Rose into a group chat. 

Ilya
Has anyone seen twitter

Rose
Yes…oops!

Rose
My bad haha

Rose
I just wanted to follow you know I know who you are!!!

Rose
This whole time I thought you were an asshole trying to fuck with Shane haha… I was so clueless

Ilya
That is not incorrect I suppose

Rose laughed at this message.

Ilya
Anyway I think is very funny

Ilya
We would make very sexy couple ;)

Rose liked this message.

Jane 
Oh God, what’s he done now?

Ilya
Hey!

Ilya
This time is not my fault

Ilya
Look at Rose not me

Rose
Betrayal!!!!!

Ilya
Sorry I need him in good mood tonight❤️

Jane disliked this message.

Rose laughed at this message. 

Rose
@Shane Don’t be annoyed at Ilya it’s all my fault!

Ilya loved this message.

Jane
Will someone just tell me what is going on?

Ilya
They love me and Rose 

Ilya Rozanov changed the name to ‘RoseandRoz forever’. 

Rose
Aw our ship name is so cute!

Rose
I love it❤️

Jane
This explains nothing.

Jane
What the fuck is a ship name?

Jane
I don’t understand.

Rose
Basically I followed Ilya on instagram and twitter and now the internet’s convinced we’re dating and combined our name together to talk about us being a couple… oops!

Ilya
I think is very funny

Ilya 
Everyone thinks I have stolen your ex girlfriend

Ilya
People are saying I am a ‘legend’ ;)

Jane disliked this message. 

Jane
I don’t like this. 

Jane
You two are stressing me out. 

Ilya laughed at this message.

Rose laughed at this message. 

 


 

Ilya Rozanov posted on twitter.

[Picture attached: Rozanov holding a ROZANOV 81 jersey. Caption: @therealroselandry: jersey going spare… maybe you would like to wear to our next game? ;)]

 


 

Roz’s bitches

 

Marly
ROZY YOU FUCKIN ANIMAL I FUCKIN LOVE YOU

Roz liked this message. 

Carmy
I would pay serious money to see Hollander’s reaction to this holy fuck

Roz liked this message. 

St-Simon
THIS IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

St-Simon
I bet Hollander is ready to die LOL

Connors x2
Oh I have one million chirps ready for the next voyageurs game 

Marly
LOL me too

Roz
Cannot wait to hear them

Roz
Best chirp wins $1,000 from me

 


 

Voyageurs to Victory

 

J.J
this asshole is asking for a fucking battering next week

Cormeau
Like we needed an excuse lol

Hayden
@Shane you okay, bud?

Hayden
Rozanov’s a fucking asshole

Shane
Just ignore it. He’s trying to throw us off our game.

Shane
But we’re not going to fucking let him, are we?

J.J
FUCK NO CAP

Hayden
WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY BOSTON

Shane Hollander liked this message.

J.J liked this message.

Cormeau liked this message.

Taylor liked this message.

Drapeau liked this message.

 


 

@therealroselandry✔️
sure why not! i’m still a hollander fan first though ;)

 


 

@thisiseleanor
oh my god this woman is a fucking LEGEND

@rosemyqueen1
she’s got both of them on leashes…my QUEEN

 


 

RoseandRoz + Jane

 

Jane
Rose I thought you were better than this. 

Rose laughed at this message.

Ilya laughed at this message. 

 

 

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