Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Character:

Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais

Additional Tags:

Texting, Relationship Reveal, Jealousy, Matchmaking, everyone wants shane and he is oblivious, silly and unrealistic lol, redeemable jj, Humor, Fluff, Crack, Social Media

Language:

English

Series:

Part 16 of ways they didn't find out, Part 13 of hr: online edn

Collections:

Hollanov foreva, TDH Game Changers / Heated Rivalry, depressed rat’s finished works, Social Media Fics, Heated Rivalry fics I like

Stats:

Published: 2026-04-16 Words: 2,131 Chapters: 1/1

jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately)

Summary

JJ
ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

Mon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested in dating right now!

JJ
right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

—

Cens groupchat

Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

(jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

Notes

this is very much based on the fact that in the long game JJ attempts to set shane up multiple times and he later admits that it was because he thought shane was pining after his new friend ilya rozanov (lmao)

all star 2017 beauties😮‍💨

Vaughny😎 added you to the chat.

Vaughny😎 added Mon Capitane🫡 to the chat.

Vaughny😎 added Scott Hunter🐐 to the chat.

Vaughny😎 added [+ 1 617 8824 96510] and [8] other unknown numbers to the chat.

Vaughny😎 renamed the chat ‘all star 2017 beauties😮‍💨’

New contact: Rozanov🙄👊🏾

Mon Capitane🫡
Hey JJ do you have some time this afternoon? I want to talk to you about something.

JJ
so formal lol what is this about

JJ
criss

JJ
you are not injured again are you??

JJ
bro

JJ
if you tell me your still on IR next season i will kms

Mon Capitane🫡
Haha. No, I've been cleared to play and will be at training with everyone next week. Just need to talk to you about something.

JJ
thank FUCK

JJ
do not scare me like that again

JJ
ok am free tomorrow?

Mon Capitane🫡
Haha sorry.

Mon Capitane🫡
Okay sounds good. 

Google search history: JJB's Laptop

Today: 22nd September 2017

13:56
my friend is gay what to do

14:00
my friend is gay how to support

14:02
how to be gay ally

14:06
how to stop friends using slurs

14:30
how to stop slurs in workplace

JJ
you are friends with ROZANOV???🤮🤮🤮

JJ
since when????

JJ
and why???

JJ
c’est un sale batard

Mon Capitane🫡
He’s actually not that bad.

Mon Capitane🫡
And the charity will do good work. It would be stupid to let some media made rivalry stop us from helping kids and people with mental health issues. 

JJ
damn cap

JJ
you are better than me

JJ
what a guy😮‍💨😮‍💨

JJ
does he know you are gay

Mon Capitane🫡
What?

Mon Capitane🫡
Why does that matter?

JJ 
no no it does not matter

JJ
i just want to make sure he is not an asshole 

Mon Capitane🫡
Oh haha

Mon Capitane🫡
Sorry, I misunderstood.

Mon Capitane🫡
Yeah he knows and he’s fine with it👍

JJ
ok 

JJ
i guess i will give him a chance then

JJ
put me in as coach🙏🏾

Mon Capitane🫡
Hey JJ what days are you coaching at camp this summer? I'm trying to get numbers :)

Google search history: JJB's Laptop

Today: 3rd August 2018

01:43
what to do when your friend is in love with friend who does not love them back

JJ
Jean-Paul
26
Personal trainer
+ 1 514 6678 99006

JJ
[photo attached].

JJ
you are welcome😉

Mon Capitane🫡
What is this?

Mon Capitane🫡
Is this your way of saying I need to work out more??

Mon Capitane🫡
I've actually been telling my current PT I want to up my hours but he doesn't have time so I'll text this guy if you recommend him. Thanks JJ.

JJ
are you fucking with me??????

Jane
JJ just texted me this.

Jane
[Screenshot of chat with JJ].

Jane
I can't tell if I'm offended or not haha

Lily
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME TOO????????

JJ
cap are you being serious or are you joking i cannot tell

Mon Capitane🫡
What? No.

Mon Capitane🫡
Why would I be fucking with you?

JJ
i am not trying to give you a new PT you poche🙄

JJ
i am matchmaking

JJ
you are welcome😮‍💨

Mon Capitane🫡
Oh. 

Lily
shane

Lily
shane

Lily
shane

Lily
do not message PT!!!!!!!!!

Lily
boiziau is trying to set you up with ANOTHER MAN

Lily
another man who is not even good looking

Lily
is very rude😠

Lily
shane??

Lily
where did you go😔

Lily
SHANYA COME BACK😔😔😔

Jane
Jesus Christ.

Jane
Haha yeah he just explained. Oops.

Lily
you give me heart attack

Lily
and i am not happy with boiziau

Lily
he is helping other men to try and steal you from me🤬

Lily
he better watch his back🔪🔪🔪🔪

Jane
Ilya.

Jane
Obviously I have no interest in this guy. I'll tell JJ. Please stop with the threatening emojis.

Lily
yay

Lily
anything for you😇

Lily
i love you and will reward you for this next week😏🍑

Jane
Haha. Love you too❤️

JJ
did you text JP yet😏

Mon Capitane🫡
No and I'm not going to.

JJ
why not

JJ
i gave you a whole week to consider him!

Mon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested. Sorry. 

JJ
no worries

JJ
we will try again🫡

r/MontrealMetrosJJBoiziau

@anon928134983240:
Does anyone know JJ Boiziau's sexuality??  We work out at the same gym sometimes and he asked me if I was gay and then when I said no he frowned and said ok and then left????? Super weird guy lol.

JJ
ok

JJ
what about

JJ
marcel dupointe
31
hockey sports journalist
+ 1 514 8731 66200

JJ
[photo attached].

JJ
i showed him a picture of you and he is very interested😏

Google search history: Ilya Rozanov iPhone

Today: 15th October 2018

18:37
how to get men away from my boyfriend

19:34
how to stop matchmaker

19:56
jj boiziau skate fails youtube

JJ
what about

JJ
+ 1 514 3381 75700
johnny young
25
figure skater😏

JJ
[photo attached].

Mon Capitane🫡
Where are you finding all these gay guys???

r/MontrealMetrosJJBoiziau

@anon928134983240:
Does anyone know JJ Boiziau's sexuality?? We work out at the same gym sometimes and he asked me if I was gay and then when I said no he frowned and said ok??

COMMENTS:

@markthepuck11
Boiziau is a hockey player why would he be gay??

@hockeyforall666
Responding to @markthepuck11
go fuck urself

@vincentlifts350
no fucking way hahahhaa!! this happened to me a few months ago i was SHOOK when fcuking JJ BOIZIAU of all people was hitting on me. unfortunately i have a boyfriend but still🤷🏽‍♂️

@emc1234567
LOL I am also a man who got hit on by JJB and I also had a boyfriend at the time. We’re broken up now so #regrets ☹️

@anthonygauld67
Any other straight men here get asked by montreal legend Boiziau if they’re gay?🙋🏻

@runthatshitback999
Responding to @anthonygauld67
Me LOL🙋🏼

@kateonreddittttt
i’m pretty sure he’s into women cause he put me thru the mattress in 2015 haha

@lizzielouisexx
Responding to @kateonreddittttt
SAME😍😍

@jyoungskating
haha i’m pretty sure he’s into guys. he sent out feelers and asked me for my number pretty much as soon as he found out i was gay lol

JJ
what about scott hunter

Mon Capitane🫡
Because we're both gay? Wow.

Mon Capitane🫡
Also I don't know if you remember when he very publicly kissed his boyfriend?

JJ
is that offensive

JJ
WAIT NO I'M SORRY

JJ
I AM AN ALLY 

JJ
do not cancel me like they do on twitter

JJ
hollzy

Mon Capitane🫡
Haha.

Mon Capitane🫡
This time I was fucking with you, sorry😁

JJ
🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Jane
Haha JJ just asked if Hunter is my type

Lily
WHAT

@therealilyarozanov ✔️

how can i get someone kicked out of mhl?? is possible? twitter let me know please😏

Jane
Shall I tell him I don't like older men ;)

Lily
da best chirp ever well done sweetheart❤️

Harris
Hey Ilya, some context for your last post would be great?!

JJ
ok why don't you tell me what your type is

JJ
since the last four men were no good

Mon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested in dating right now!

JJ
right

JJ
no one said you had to date these guys

JJ
just some fun with them😏😏

Cens

Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

Dykstra
I have a thousand questions already🤨🤨

Dysktra
Starting with why

Dysktra
And also no, he’s a nice guy.

Hazy
Take him out???? Holy batman!!

Hazy
This is like vigilante shit Roz what is going on with you!!

Bood
As AC I’m vetoing this right now😒

Nick
What did JJ do to you? I’m confused by this. 

Roz
fuck you all

Roz
i will ask others

Bears + 1 🤢cen🤢

Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

Carmy
????????????

Hammersmith
hello to u too

Hammersmith
i'm gd thanks for asking

Connors x2
wdym ‘take him out’ ?????

Connors x2
is this code for light checking or hospital

Roz
👊🏥😁

Marly
Uh I’m asking questions bro

Dubek
same

Roz
ugh

Roz
you are all fake friends

Roz
🥱😔

+ 1 514 7800 54231
Hey JJ, this is Clive Otto from the ALH. I was a Metros reserve back in 2011? Anyway, just wanted to know if you have Shane Hollander's phone number?

Olivia (Toronto club)
Hi, please ignore this if this is weird but there’s a rumour going around that you’re trying to set up Hollander with a guy? This might just be one of those rumours haha but if not can I get his number for my cousin?😘😘

Peter Holt (physio)
Hey, can I get Shane Hollander’s number for a friend of mine? I heard he’s single and looking to date and you’re the person to ask? Thanks. 

Sandra (Maman neighbour)
How could you not tell me or your maman about that lovely boy Shane Hollander? Did you know the boy across the road is gay? They would be perfect together I think. 

@therealilyarozanov ✔️
twitter i am again asking for advice on how to get rid of someone. am open to new ideas🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Harris
ABSOLUTELY NOT

Harris
DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!!!

From: Harris Drover [harrisdrover@ottawacentaurs.ca]

To: Ilya Rozanov [ilyarozanov@ottawacentuars.ca]

Cc: Kate McDonald [katemcdonald@publicrelationsservices.ca]

Subject: Recent twitter posts & action to be taken (re: media training). 

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
hello this is boston lily

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
shane has boyfriend

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
stop with the men or else🔪🔪🔪🔪

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
i will make you regret it😒

JJ
rozanov?????????

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
ah

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
fuck

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
you have my number?

JJ
oui

JJ
since all stars 2017

Lily
hello sweetheart

Lily
love of my life

Jane
I'm already suspicious of where this is going...

Lily
best hockey player ever

Jane
What did you do?

Lily
i have something to tell you

Lily
please do not be mad

Jane
What does this mean?

Jane
Ilya???

Jane
What did you do?????

JJ
ILYA ROZANOV?????

JJ
ROZANOV?????

JJ
SHANE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jane
So JJ knows about us. You know anything about how that happened?

Jane
🙄🙄🙄

Lily
i am sorry sweetheart☹️

Lily
i text him as lily and did not know he had my number 

Jane
You texted him as Lily?? Why??

JJ
SHANE WHAT THE FUCK

JJ
wait are you two together

JJ
criss

Mon Capitane🫡
Hey JJ. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before but yes me and Ilya are boyfriends. Hayden knows but only because he guessed it. Apart from that people don’t really know, for obvious reasons. Sorry again. 

JJ
damn

JJ
no it’s okay that makes sense

JJ
i am sorry i did not listen when you said no

JJ
and here i was feeling sorry for you and spending 90% of my free time scoping out guys for you to date because i thought you were in love with your straight friend rozanov🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Mon Capitane🫡
Wait you thought WHAT?

Mon Capitane🫡
Wow. I had no idea you could tell. A little embarrassing you thought I had an unrequited crush on my own boyfriend though haha

JJ
haha

JJ
criss

JJ
can you get your boyfriend to stop threatening me with 🔪 emojis now please

Mon Capitane🫡
What????????

Lily
i just want him to stop with the men

Lily
is annoying and he does not listen

Lily
you say you are not interested but he carry on trying to get you a boyfriend

Lily
you have a boyfriend already

Lily
and you are mine only😒😒😒

Jane
So it was because you’re jealous?

Lily
maybe

Lily
a little

Lily
i am sorry❤️

Jane
I am yours and you’re mine. I love you so much. 

Jane
It’s fine. It’s kind of nice to see you all jealous haha

Lily
i am traumatised because i am constantly trying to get men away from you and you are laughing?

Lily
you a very cruel man😖

Jane
So dramatic.

Lily
da but you love me😘

Jane
I do❤️

Jane
Would it make you feel better to find out that JJ was only trying so hard to set me up because he thought I had a crush on you?😉

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
you are forgiven

Rozanov🙄👊🏾
for now…

Scott Hunter 
Hey Shane, I heard through the grapevine that JJ has been trying to set you up with guys. LOL. Anyways, Kip (my boyfriend) wanted me to text you and ask if you want us to set you up with one of our friends. Don’t worry about saying no, I have no interest in getting involved in your love life haha, but Kip insisted👍

Shane Hollander
fuck off back to nursing home 🦖🦖🦖

Shane Hollander
i am TAKEN🔪🔪🔪🔪

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