Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

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No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories:

F/F, M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationships:

Shane Hollander & Rose Landry, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry & Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova

Characters:

Rose Landry, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Svetlana Vetrova

Additional Tags:

Shane Hollander & Rose Landry Friendship, Texting, Svetlana Vetrova Finds Out About Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry Finds Out About Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Bisexual Rose Landry, Good Friend Rose Landry, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog

Language:

English

Series:

Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media + Texting fics

Stats:

Published: 2026-02-16 Words: 838 Chapters: 1/2

Ilya's Worst Nightmare

Summary

Rose:

Ok, but there's one thing you haven’t considered.

Shane:

What's that?

Rose:

She’s really fucking hot Shane.

Shane:

…

Is that meant to convince me?

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Rose wakes up to find the news that her ex had taken a girl to dinner splashed across the internet. Of course, she absolutely has to get this womans number.

Somehow, this becomes Shanes problem. Then it becomes Ilyas worst fucking nightmare.

The internets about to have a field day

Notes

The start to a birthday fic for RayByAnotherName! Enjoy!

Chapter 1

Thursday 4:43am

Rose: 

Shane!

Shannneeeee!!!

Wow you are so bad at picking up your phone

Ignore that mysterious boyfriend of yours for a second and answer me!

Shane:

Hello Rose.

I’m doing great, Rose. Thank you for asking, Rose. How are you doing Rose?

Rose:

Yeah yeah yeah

Shane:

Isn’t it like 4am where you are? Why are you awake?

And why do I have 23 missed calls from you? 

Rose:

Unfortunately, I’ve been up since the ungodly hour of 3am.

Shane:

Ah.

Reshoots for the stupid movie you’re still not allowed to tell me about?

Rose:

Unfortunately

Also don’t act like I’m the ridiculous one when Montreal is only an hour ahead of me. Ur the one who is willingly awake at 5am on ur day off.

Shane:

Uh huh.

Are you going to tell me what’s freaking you out so much or can I go on my run in peace?

Rose:

Shane. Darling.

You went out last night. For dinner. With Svetlana Vetrova.

Ilya Rosanovs girlfriend/ex/something

You realise the internet is freaking out right?

Shane:

Oh.

Oh no.

It’s not what it looks like.

Believe me Rose it's really really not. I would never.

Rose:

Don’t worry, Shane, I know.

Believe me I am very well aware of how bad you are at dates with girls.

Shane:

Ok, first of all, rude.

Second, why are you texting me then?

Rose:

Well, for one I wanted to warn you so that you could hopefully make sure everything's all good with that man of yours before he saw it online.

Shane:

Oh.

It's fine.

With him.

He knows her.

Rose:

Oh?

Shane:

Its a long story.

Also kind of not mine to tell.

Rose:

Oooh mysterious.

I like that. I want that.

Shane:

???

Rose:

Shane

Darling

Come on

Shane:

What?

Rose:

Do I really have to spell it out?

Ugh

I want her number.

Shane:

…

No.

Rose:

Awww, come on!!

Pretty please?

Shane:

Dare I ask why?

Rose:

I want to meet her!

Shane:

That is not happening. 

I think the very idea of it just gave me chills.

Rose:

What, don't you trust me?

You don’t trust your very best friend?

Your number one pal?

Shane:

Mmh. 

Nope.

Also fairly certain Haydens is my best friend.

Rose:

Fine. Best friend outside of hockey.

Shane:

Mmh. 

Sure.

I’ll give you that.

Rose:

Oh how very gracious of you.

Also!

I am shocked!

Offended!

Horrified!

Never has my honour been so gravely insulted! 

I have been wounded, good sir.

I shall never recover from this.

Shane:

Oh dear.

Oh no.

The horror.

Don’t worry, I'll come to your funeral.

Rose:

Oh thank you ever so kindly. 

Shane:

I’m still not giving you her number though.

Rose:

Ok, but there's one thing you haven’t considered.

Shane:

What's that?

Rose:

She’s really fucking hot Shane.

Shane:

…

Is that meant to convince me?

Rose:

You're the worst.

I hate you.

(Just joking, I love you. But I still want that number.)

Shane:

Never going to happen.

(Love you too)

Friday 7:32am

Rose:

So, question

Shane:

Yes?

Rose:

How does this mysterious man of yours know Svetlana Vetrova

Daughter of Sergei Vetrov

Friend of Ilya Rosanov

Shane:

Ah.

Hold on.

Give me a second?

Rose:

Sure?

Shane:

Are you alone right now?

Rose:

Yeah

Why?

Shane:

I'm going to call.

Video call started at 7:56am

Video call ended at 8:08am

Shane:

Thank you.

For being cool about this.

Rose:

Oh Shane

I am so not being very cool about this

But I have your back

Even if this is the most insane bit of information ive ever had.

Thank you for trusting me with this

Shane:

I would have told you sooner, but it wasn't just my secret

Rose:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Don’t apologise for that.

I completely get it.

Shane:

Thanks

Rose:

I hope you know that you have to introduce me properly next time we are all in the same city.

I can scout out some discreet spots if you’re up to going out! 

Dinner at yours would also be great!

Up to you!

Shane:

Definitely dinner.

Maybe to the going out thing.

I'll think about it.

Friday 12:32pm

Shane has added Rose to the chat

Shane has added Lily to the chat

Shane has added Sveta to the chat

Shane:

You know.

I’m probably going to regret this.

But how would we all feel about going out to dinner in Boston this weekend?

Rose:

Yay!

I can’t wait to meet you both properly!

Sveta:

Oh?

I see Rose is as sweet as her namesake. I will be at this dinner, Shane. I must meet the beautiful woman who makes Ilyusha pout like a baby.

Lily:

…

Dinner is off. Moya lyubov,  I fear we may have made a grave mistake.

Shane:

Probably, yes.

But you’re coming to that dinner, Ilya.

Sveta:

There is no escape, Ilyusha.

Rose:

I’ve already booked my flight and told my agent!

Lily:

…Blyat