Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories:

F/M, M/M

Fandom:

Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Lisa Hayes (Game Changers), Selena Chouinard, Cassie Boodram, Harris Drover

Additional Tags:

Texting, WAG Shane Hollander

Language:

English

Series:

Part 11 of Ilya's Big Gay Bromance

Stats:

Published: 2026-03-05 Words: 759 Chapters: 1/1

Interlude: The Ottawa WAGs

Summary

Lisa Hayes has SLEUTHED that Ilya has a somebody.

Notes

I didn't actually mean for this to happen but I wanted to post a thing because I have a lil announcement at the end (well... two announcements) - apologies for the monster author note, have unhinged WAGs as payment.

[🐎 The Human-Halves 🐎]

Jane has been added to the group

~Lisa Hayes: HELLO JANE I hope you don’t mind that I snooped but Ryan told Wyatt that he’d met Ilya’s partner and I got very excited and got your number from Fabian and now you’re here.

~Lisa Hayes: ok when I write it out like that I sound like a crazy stalker

~Selena Chouinard: Salut! I hope you are better at french than Ilya he only seems to know rude words and he says it is your fault.

~Selena Chouinard: and we knew you were a crazy stalker already that’s why Harris likes you

~Harris Drover: I cannot confirm or deny any statements of approval for stalking behaviour

~Harris Drover: It does make my job easier tho when you guys tell me what’s up

~Lisa Hayes: Also Jane not to, like, immediately give you a job or whatever but you’re the captain’s WAG so you’re our captain now

~Lisa Hayes: I don’t make the rules

~Cassie Boodram: Lisa you’ve been here like 10mins and you decided to take charge of the WAGs I don’t know what you think you’re doing if not making rules

~Lisa Hayes: like you’re not delighted to have another W that’s actually active in the chat

~Harris Drover: It’s true so many of the cens are tragically single and yet still straight. they are sent to test me

~Cassie Boodram: It’s ok Harris you still get WAG privileges

~Cassie Boodram: Who would send us the not-for-public photos of our boys being dumb if you weren’t here??

~Harris Drover: You know they wanted to add me to the team chat too?

~Harris Drover: I don’t think I’d survive

Jane: Please join, Ilya is extremely annoying about it

~Cassie Boodram: JANE

~Lisa Hayes: JANE

~Selena Chouinard: JANE

Jane: Je suis vraiment désolé. C'est Ilya. Je ne peux pas le changer. 

~Lisa Hayes: Please, save us poor monolinguals

Jane: Sorry, Ilya does this to me with russian sometimes too

Jane: But hello!

Jane: And if it’s any consolation I also got added to a WAG chat for a team that I have no affiliation with for moral support so this is still not the weirdest WAG experience I’ve ever had

~Lisa Hayes: …I have so many questions

Jane: It’s the Ilya chaos effect.

~Cassie Boodram: Also , correct me if I’m wrong, but… the guys don’t know that Ilya has a girlfriend, right?

~Cassie Boodram: Because I love you darling Lisa, but usually we don’t just make a relationship public without checking.

~Lisa Hayes: … fuck im so sorry shit fuck

Jane: I mean, how good are you guys at keeping secrets?

~Lisa Hayes: I plead the 5th

~Cassie Boodram: girl why do you think these chats exist we must share SOME things so we don’t EXPLODE

~Caitlin Dykstra: If we can’t talk about how dumb our boys are in confidence I think the league would fall apart from the amount of shit that would come out

~Caitlin Dykstra: Also hello Jane!

Jane: Hello!

Jane: So it would be appreciated if you didn’t say anything outside the chat about me and Ilya. There are some good reasons we have to keep our relationship quiet, and it’s easiest if you don’t mention it’s… a thing.

~Harris Drover: There’s lots of good reasons not to want to have a visible relationship with a public figure, even if that figure isn’t as… notorious as Rozanov. We’ve got your back.

Jane: It’s okay I know he used to be a slut you can say it.

~Cassie Boodram: OHHHH

~Lisa Hayes: DAMN SON

~Caitlin Dykstra: Let 👏 Men 👏 Be 👏 Sluts

Jane: Okay but not any more

Jane: I guess other men can be?

~Cassie Boodram: bold of you to assume they haven’t been the whole time

~Cassie Boodram: you’ve met men, right?

~Caitlin Dykstra: Evan was too much of a mamas boy to ever be a slut which is a shame because it took me ages to get him good in bed.

~Caitlin Dykstra: At least Jane will never have this problem

~Lisa Hayes: Try before you buy, ladies.

Jane: Also Cassie, I hear Bood’s gatherings are amazing but PLEASE tell him to let Ilya be, we don’t get a lot of time together during the season

~Cassie Boodram: Aye-Aye, captain.

Jane: Also I don’t have the time to be a WAG captain I happily pass those duties to whomever was doing it before please don’t make me.

Jane: I’ve seen how intense the bedazzling can get

~Cassie Boodram: oh shit she bedazzles

Jane: I DO NOT