Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Rose Landry

Additional Tags:

Texting, No Smut, but Shane "the hole" Hollander has some things to say, and also no filter after three light beers (you heard me), Bottom Shane Hollander, Sub Shane Hollander, those tags feel superfluous because i already told you it's a fic about shane hollander, Fluff and Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Not Beta Read

Language:

English

Stats:

Published: 2026-04-04 Words: 2,780 Chapters: 1/1

Spilling Secrets

Summary

Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

 

Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

Notes

I wrote this at 5 in the morning because I couldn't sleep. I still haven't slept! Hello, and welcome to my inner thoughts. They're mostly about slutty bottoms.

June 10, 2017

Lanaudière, Quebec

22:47

Shane: Rose!!!!

Rose: Hi handsome, what's up?

Shane: I'm druuuunk

Rose: Oh my god, for real?

Rose: When was the last time you were drunk?

Shane: Idk

Shane: Got drunk in Vegas

Shane: When I won the Calder

Rose: When you were a ROOKIE?

Rose: Oh babe that was like 10 years ago

Shane: 7

Shane: Well 6 I guess

Shane: I was probably drunk since then

Shane: But that one's memorable, I was thinking about it tonight

Shane: That's the last time he saw me drunk

Shane: Didn't go well

Rose: He who?

Rose: Can I call you?

Shane: No I need to be sneaky

Shane: Yuna would disown me an divorce my dad if she found out we got drunk after she went to bed tonight

Shane: She thinks I'm still on concussion protocol

Shane: But I'm not the doctor said I'm fine

Shane: And it was only like a few beers but dad said I'm a lightweight

Shane: I weigh like 180lbs

Rose: I don't think he means literally

Rose: So your dad hasn't seen you drunk since your rookie season?

Shane: What

Rose: You said he hasn't seen you drunk since then

Shane: My dad?

Rose: This conversation is infuriating

Rose: I guess this is why you don't drink much

Shane: I'm sorry 🥺

Shane: I'm just confused 🥺

Rose: Oh god look at your sad little emoji face, it's okay babe

Shane: Lol he uses that one all the time and it always works on me

Rose: Your dad???

Shane: What ew

Shane: No

Rose: Shane, my gay bestie, light of my life, drunken disaster, please tell me what the hell we're talking about

Rose: Shane??

Shane: Sorry was trying to answer

Shane: But I don't know what to call him

Rose: Okay so NOT your dad, then

Shane: No

Shane: He's my something

Rose: Are you trying to tell me you have a boyfriend?

Shane: I don't think I am trying to tell you that

Shane: I don't think he's my boyfriend

Shane: What do you call it when you're having sex with someone for 7 years but you've only eaten one meal together and it gave you a panic attack and and kind of led to you dating Rose Landry?

Rose: WHAT

Rose: ……. WHAT

Rose: Okay I need you to focus up because I have several questions and they need ANSWERS

Shane: I didn't cheat on you!

Rose: Oh my god that is so not one of the questions

Rose: I need you to confirm that you are indeed telling me that you've been fucking the same guy for the past 7 years

Shane: I am indeed

Shane: Confirming

Shane: The timeline part anyway

Shane: Cause technically HE's been fucking ME

Rose: Ugh I adore you

Rose: Can you also confirm that you're telling me that a fight with him is what led to you giving me the old college try?

Shane: God that's so gross

Shane: But I guess yes, sort of

Shane: It wasn't a fight

Shane: He made me a sandwich and said my name

Shane: And told me he fucks lots of women 

Shane: And I guess I had to leave and see if I was still straight after all that

Shane: Because it made me feel a lot of things

Rose: You were never straight, Shane

Rose: Okay this is a lot to unpack

Rose: You were talking about him in the present tense, does that mean you're still together?

Shane: We were never together

Rose: Sleeping with the same person for 7 years is some kind of together no matter how you slice it, babe

Shane: No like really we're not together

Shane: I mean we're as together as we ever were

Shane: Idk maybe a little more now, because we talk more when we're not fucking

Shane: About like real stuff

Shane: He called me when his dad died

Rose: Oh, that's sad. But sweet?

Shane: Yes it was those things

Shane: Makes my chest feel swirly when I remember how he sounded 

Shane: Is that weird? I don't know what I mean

Shane: He had a weird relationship with his dad so it was a lot of different emotions 

Rose: No no I get it, swirly chest makes perfect sense

Rose: So why don't you think you're together?

Rose: This is all sounding pretty boyfriendy to me

Shane: Well after I got hurt I asked him if he wanted to spend some time with me this summer at my cottage

Shane: And he said maybe, but I think he just didn't wanna say no because I was high and concussed

Rose: Why wouldn't he want to come?

Shane: Ugh it's so complicated and stupid

Shane: It's not stupid

Shane: It's really serious

Shane: But he's not from here and it's not safe for him

Shane: To be like

Shane: Out, or whatever 

Shane: Together with me

Shane: So I think he's packing to go home now

Shane: He goes every summer

Rose: Where is he from?

Shane: Uh

Shane: I don't think I can say

Shane: He has a sexy accent

Rose: LOL well you don't have to give me hints, if you can't say then that's fine

Shane: No that wasn't a hint I just wanted to say it

Shane: His voice is so sexy

Rose: Okay yes, tell me about that

Rose: Tell me about sexy voice and whatever other details you would like to share with me in this moment of lowered inhibitions

Rose: Am I taking advantage of you right now?

Shane: I mean probably 

Shane: But I also really wish I could say this stuff when I'm sober so maybe it's good

Rose: Okay you poor little drunken repressed puppy, tell me about your sexy-voiced man

Shane: He doesn't call me puppy, he calls me kitten

Rose: Oh my god

Shane: I think he started doing it because he thought it annoyed me

Shane: And he's sort of an asshole in a way that I think I really like, cause I think I'm sort of an asshole too

Shane: But it doesn't annoy me

Shane: The kitten thing

Shane: It's so fucking hot rose

Shane: When he says it right in my ear

Shane: Fuck

Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups

Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

Shane: Well maybe it's a tie

Shane: But tonight I'd rather have him than another cup

Rose: So this guy knows what he's doing, got it

Shane: Oh my god rose you have no idea

Shane: I can't even

Shane: Ruined me for everyone else forever

Rose: And turned you into the world's biggest bottom

Shane: If I was always gay, I was probably always a bottom too

Shane: But he activated me

Rose: This is so sweet and so hot and so, so deeply hilarious

Rose: I'm forever grateful that you were terrible at having sex with me

Shane: ME TOO cause I got my friend rose out of it 😊 and also like a week later I got pounded through a headboard in Tampa

Shane: It was very life affirming

Rose: Wait 

Rose: You mean right after we broke up?

Rose: At the All Star game?!

Rose: Is that why you were so giggly when I called you that weekend???

Shane: Fuck fuckjditjk nope

Shane: Not there

Shane: Somewhere else

Rose: Shane 

Rose: Is he another player?????

Rose: Sorry, I'm sorry

Rose: I'm not trying to guess who he is, I just… really really want to know who he is 

Rose: Tell me more about the voice or the nicknames or the headboard pounding

Shane: God drunk people are so dumb, why does everyone want to feel like this all the time

Shane: Mmmmmm rose his voice though

Shane: I wish I could tell you what accent

Shane: Some people don't think it's a sexy accent 

Shane: Until they hear his

Shane: He makes it sexy

Shane: I have links to interview clips saved in a word document on my laptop and sometimes I just go watch them to hear him talk

Rose: I am definitely not reacting to the information that he is apparently famous enough to have multiple interviews available to watch online

Shane: But omg when he's actually here

Shane: And he leans in all close and he talks right in my ear

Shane: Feels like I'm going crazy just thinking about it

Shane: And he's so good at saying dirty stuff, I'd be so bad at it

Shane: And half of it is in Russian but it doesn't matter because I can TELL it's dirty because it's how he says it

Shane: With this like smirk

Shane: He's so fucking hot when he looks at me

Shane: And his voice gets all low and he tells me what to do, like he says get on your knees 

Shane: And then I do it, and he tells me I'm a good boy

Shane: Or a good little kitten

Shane: Or a greedy slut

Rose: SHANE

Rose: I'm not even going to comment on what you just revealed to me about him

Rose: But I have to check in

Rose: Are you going to wake up tomorrow in a shame spiral over the things you're telling me right now?

Rose: Because the Shane Hollander I know would rather die than say any of this out loud

Shane: I'm not saying it out loud, this is better

Rose: You know what I mean

Rose: I don't want to encourage you if you're going to regret this

Shane: No I wanna say it, I never get to say this stuff

Shane: 7 years and I've never been able to tell anyone how big and good his dick is 

Rose: God, Shane Hollander, you contain multitudes

Rose: If your adoring public only knew

Rose: You're secretly a complete freak, aren't you?

Shane: I think so

Shane: Just really really bad at fucking women

Shane: Or being in charge

Rose: Yeah those were definitely two of the major sticking points for us, weren't they?

Shane: I never even had to tell him any of that

Shane: He just always knew what I needed, right from the very start

Shane: I might as well have been wearing a t-shirt that said submissive and breedable

Rose: Well that's your next birthday present sorted

Shane: Or maybe it's just that what I need fits with what he needs, so it happened naturally and we were just really lucky to cross paths

Shane: Because he is very good at fucking me and at being in charge

Shane: And he looked at me when I didn't even know I liked guys yet and went like, yes that one wants my dick and he wants me to make him beg for it

Rose: He had you pegged right off the bat, huh?

Rose: Um, pun not intended

Shane: He's really good at pegging me

Shane: Wait no that's a different thing isn't it 

Rose: If I had been good at pegging you, it might have taken you a lot longer to figure your shit out

Shane: Oh no

Shane: I don't want to think about that

Rose: Of course not, that would be inappropriate

Rose: Let's talk about your not-boyfriend's dick instead

Rose: Big and good, was it?

Shane: So big and so good, rose

Shane: Mmmmm I miss it

Shane: Omg did I ever tell you that I have almost no gag reflex

Rose: Nope, I don't think it ever came up

Shane: I'm a natural talent 😊

Shane: That's what he says anyway 

Shane: Born for it

Rose: Hockey and deepthroating, now that's a well-rounded resume

Shane: He makes me better at both

Shane: My whole life he's been there making me better

Rose: You were what, 18 when it all started?

Shane: Well we were still in juniors when we first met so 17

Shane: But we didn't hook up until the year after we got drafted, so 19

Rose: Shane I want you to know from the bottom of my heart

Rose: That if I end up figuring out who this guy is, it's not because I was trying to snoop

Rose: It's because you KEEP GIVING ME HINTS

Rose: You're basically telling me everything but his name

Rose: And unlike you, I am sober enough to make logical connections

Shane: Oh fuck 

Shane: I told you he was Russian didn't I 

Rose: I mean you told me he SPOKE Russian, but I could make the inference 

Rose: And also that you were drafted together

Rose: And at juniors together

Rose: So you see how it's going to get difficult for me to NOT figure out who you're talking about?

Rose: I mean I'm still trying not to think too hard about it

Rose: But it's taking some real effort at this point

Shane: Fuck

Shane: Rose, you can't tell anyone

Rose: Come on, who are you talking to?

Rose: ALL your secrets are safe here, you know that

Rose: And that extends to his secrets now too, whoever he is

Rose: God so he's going back to stupid homophobic Russia instead of joining you at your cottage to nail you on the shores of a private lake? That's so lame

Shane: He's not lame, it's complicated

Shane: His family sucks so much

Shane: And they put all this pressure on him and I think he just thinks that he always has to go back

Shane: He's such a good person and they take advantage

Shane: Everyone thinks he's this huge asshole but he's not

Shane: He's so good

Shane: I wish he would let me treat him the way he deserves

Rose: Oh babe, you're breaking my heart

Rose: Maybe say some of this stuff to him? Maybe he just needs a little convincing

Rose: And I mostly mean the stuff about him being a good person and wanting to treat him nice, but the other stuff too

Rose: Never hurts to tell a guy your feelings about his big and good dick

Shane: Maybe

Shane: I don't know 

Shane: The talking part of our thing is really new, I don't think either of us know how to do it yet

Shane: It's just hard to get anything figured out when we can't even go on a real date

Shane: And we barely even get to even be in the same city most of the year

Shane: So when we do see each other it's like, how are we gonna waste our few hours together trying to work on a problem that neither of us can solve

Shane: Even if he wasn't Russian we'd never be able to go public

Shane: So we just don't talk about it ever

Rose: God, Shane

Rose: I'm so sorry

Rose: I can't believe you've been living with this for this long, I wish I could have met you sooner. Maybe it would have helped a bit to have a friend you could talk to

Shane: It's okay, you would have really hated him if you knew the details a few years ago

Shane: It took us a really long time to even get to this point

Shane: Where we don't talk about the things we need to talk about, but at least we've stopped pretending the things don't exist, so it's sort of progress

Shane: Shit I'm so tired

Rose: You must be wiped

Rose: Bedtime?

Shane: Yeah I think so

Shane: Do you have plans for watching the cup tomorrow night? 

Shane: I could probably call while it's on if you wanna watch together 

Rose: Ugh I have a night shoot, I was so mad when I got the schedule 

Rose: I'll be following along when I can though, so text me updates 

Rose: We're rooting for NY, right?

Shane: Yes we are

Shane: Scott hunter earned it, I think the admirals have got this

Shane: And my mom thinks it's his year and she's never wrong

Rose: Fingers crossed for Scott Hunter then 🤞

Rose: Thanks for texting tonight, Shane

Rose: I'm glad I'm the person you think of when you're drunk and you want to talk about your boyfriend

Rose: Not boyfriend, sorry 

Rose: And thank you for trusting me with all of this. I hope it feels a little better to have said all of it, at least

Rose: Goodnight darling 😘

Shane: It does

Shane: Feel better, I mean

Shane: Night rose ❤️