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Not Rated

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M/M

Fandom:

Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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Humor, Crack, Social Media, Texting, Meta, honestly idk what the fuck this is lol, unhinged unserious unrealistic

Language:

English

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Part 2 of hr: online edn

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TDH Game Changers / Heated Rivalry, depressed rat’s finished works, Social Media Fics

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Published: 2026-03-03 Words: 1,978 Chapters: 1/1

the great huntanov debacle

Summary

Google search history
Today: 5th October 2016

17: 10
what the fuck is huntanov

17:10
what does fanfiction mean

17:11
what is huntanov fanfiction

17:11
bleach for eyeballs

(people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

Notes

idk what the hell this is or if this has been done yet but ilya would lose his mind and i just love picturing that so here!

2011

 

@kitkatkatie
am i alone in this or does anyone else get a VIBE from scott hunter and ilya rozanov, like am i crazy or is there some sexual tension here??? ilya just can't help but antagonise him... it's giving enemies to lovers fr fr

@marissawatcheshckey
Responding to @kitkatkatie
i love u sm but i think this might be your worst take yet

@kitkatkatie
Responding to @kitkatkatie
NO PLEASE HEAR ME OUT JUST LOOK AT THEM THEY WOULD BE SO HOT TOGETHER

@princeofhockey24
Responding to @kitkatkatie
This is unhinged. Wow.

@hollzyisking444
Responding to @kitkatkatie
Keep this shit out of hockey.

@minnesotamins12
Responding to @kitkatkatie
My stomach hurts from laughing so much. I truly believe that Roz would rather die than fuck Scott Hunter.

@sarahtargaryen
Responding to @marissawatcheshockey
idk i kind of see it actually

@marissawatcheshockey
Responding to @sarahtargaryen
GIRL DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER

 

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2012

 

@kitkatkatie
[Photo attached: A twitter thread counting the amount of times Ilya Rozanov approaches or chirps Scott Hunter on the ice compared to other players.]

@kitkatkatie

Responding to @kitkatkatie
i’m starting a rumourrrrrrrr… #huntanov

 

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2013

 

@kitkatkatie

AHHH THEY’RE PLAYING TOGETHER AT ALL-STARS AHHHHHH

@kitkatkatie
look at the way scott watches rozanov UGH so intense😍

@kitkatkatie
omg can hollander MOVE?? he's literally getting in the way of true love like GO AWAY!!!

 

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2014

 

AO3

1 of 16 Works in Ilya Rozanov/Scott Hunter (RPF)

 

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2015

 

@kitkatkatie changed her username to @huntanovisreal.

 

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2016

 

@huntanovisreal
oh i'm going to kms

@huntanovisreal
rozanov kissing hollander on the cheek i'm SICK

@huntanovisreal
hollander get the fuck away from scott’s man NOW

 

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@huntanovisreal
nvm WE'RE SO MF'ING BACK #scotthunterkiss #scotthuntercomingoutparty

 

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Trending on Twitter

 

Beyonce
Trending in New Music

762.9k tweets

#LoveIslandUK

98.1k tweets

Scott Hunter Kiss
Trending in Hockey

109k tweets

Stanley Cup
Trending with NYC Admirals

29.7k tweets

Scott Hunter Gay

56k tweets

 

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@huntanovisreal
guys. i cannot believe 1/2 has actually publicly come out. i’m sobbing. huntanov this is your year!!!!!! #scotthunterkiss #huntanov #stanleycup2016

@mrsshollanderx
Responding to @huntanovisreal
wait what is huntanov??

@puckmerozy18
Responding to @mrsshollanderx
It's the ship name for Scott Hunter/Ilya Rozanov LOL

@mrsshollanderx
Responding to @puckmerozy18
oh wow. not what i was expecting haha

@puckmerozy18
Responding to @mrsshollanderx
the internet is truly a beautiful place

@frankieaiko298
Responding to @huntanovisreal
okay but the sexual tension is real i can actually see this

@llllucieray
Responding to @huntanovisreal
i was unaware this was an option... running to ao3 rn

@shayshaydenn
Responding to @huntanovisreal
I never thought I’d say this but now I know Scott Hunter is gay this ship actually kind of makes sense to me🫣 

@jakieboi
Responding to @huntanovisreal
okay wait why do i actually see this

@destielspn1111
Responding to @huntanovisreal
i don't go here but i just went to ao3 and this ship has 5k works... ur telling me this whole time i had a reason to care about hockey and i didn't know it???? my boyfriend is gonna be so happy i finally want to watch games with him lol 

@shaydenmylove
Responding to @huntanovisreal
girl what?? did hunter not come out by kissing his BOYFRIEND?? you are crazy.

@huntanovisreal
Responding to @shaydenmylove
not a shayden fan calling ME crazy...

 

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@huntanovisreal
finally people are seeing what i've been saying for years!! VINDICATION!!! #huntanov

 

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AO3

1 of 5,467 Works in Ilya Rozanov/Scott Hunter (RPF)

 

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2017

 

Roz’s bitches

 

St-Simon
NAHHHHHH

St-Simon
You lot are never gonna fuckin believe this

St-Simon
Link: Twitter thread: Explaining #huntanov: with proof!

Connors x2

WTF

Carmy

I can’t breathe

Sebbin
What the fuck????

Sebbin
Cap is gonna lose his goddamn mind if he knows people think he’s Hunter’s boyfriend

Sebbin
Fuckin delete this before he sees

Carmy

Can you die from laughing too hard?

Connors x2
WTF IS HAPPENING

Hammers
@Roz LOL i told you that shirt makes u look gay AF

Marly

Oh holy fuck

Marly
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marly

This is the best shit I’ve ever seen

Marly

Twitter is so fucked haha

St-Simon
Apparently fans write about them fucking

Marly
WHAT

Marly
Ur telling me there’s people out there writing about Roz fucking Hunter

Marly
God it’s like Christmas came early this year

St-Simon
My cousin said it's become a thing since Hunter came out and now it's blowing up

Marly
I'm actually crying real tears HAHAHAHAHA

Roz

What the fuck????

 

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Google search history

Today: 5th October 2016

 

17:10
what the fuck is huntanov

17:10
what does fanfiction mean

17:11
what is huntanov fanfiction

17:11
bleach for eyeballs

17:11
why do people like huntanov

17:15
do people like shane hollander and ilya rozanov together

17:16
shane hollander and ilya rozanov gay

17:20
shane hollander and ilya rozanov fan fiction

17:30
shane hollander fan fiction

17:31
what the fuck is shayden

18:57
why is shayden more popular than hollanov

 

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Roz's bitches

 

Roz
I am going to kill myself

Roz
The internet thinks I am fucking dusty old bag of bones Scott Hunter

Roz
I am not happy

Roz
Anyone who speaks about this again will be doing suicides until they drop.

 

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Lily
Have you seen this? I hate internet so much

Lily
[Screenshot attached: twitter thread breaking down Huntanov theories]

Lily
The internet thinks I am fucking Scott Hunter

Lily
Also they think you are fucking Hayden Pike

Lily
Is very funny they think you are top

Lily
But nobody ships us

Lily
I am sad😣

Jane
What?

Jane
What the fuck?

Jane
Ilya, call me now.

Lily
Do not freak out Hollander

Lily
Is not real

Lily
Is just fan fiction

Jane
What???

Jane
What the hell is fan fiction??

Lily
People write sexy stories of people they think should be together and post online

Lily
Mostly is very gay

Jane
WHAT

Lily
Calm down

Jane
Do not tell me to fucking calm down! You just told me people know we're gay!

Jane
This is not good.

Lily
We are

Lily
Well

Lily
You are super gay

Lily
I am half 

Jane
Would it kill you to take this seriously?

Lily
Probably

Jane
Ilya!

Lily
Is fine Hollander

Lily
Trust me nobody takes this seriously

Lily
Is just something internet does

Jane
Okay.

Jane
If you say so.

Lily
Barely anybody ships hollanov😥

Lily
Is all about Huntanov or Shayden🙄

Jane
What the hell are you talking about.

Jane
None of these words are real.

Lily
Is horrible

Lily
Fuck this

Lily
I am fixing

Jane
What does this mean????

(1) missed call from: Jane.

Jane
Do NOT do anything without talking to me first!

Jane
Ilya!!!!!

(3) missed calls from: Jane. 

 

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Scott Hunter✔️ posted on Instagram.

[Photo shows Scott Hunter running in full Nike gear.
Caption: Just Do It #AD.]

Ilya Rozanov✔️: i did not know nike does geriatric campaign, very progressive i like

Scott Hunter✔️: 
Responding to Ilya Rozanov✔️: Wow, not heard that one before, you are so funny.

 

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@thisisilya✔️
@ScottHunterOfficial✔️ let me know when retirement party is so i can order present (spoiler: is a walking stick)

@ScottHunterOfficial✔️
Responding to @thisisilya✔️
Have a day off, kid.

 

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@thisisilya✔️
i have found happy place😍

[Photo attached: screenshot of a facebook group labelled ‘Fuck Scott Hunter’.]

 

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@huntanovisreal
GUYS THEY'RE FLIRTING ON MAIN AHHHHHHH

152k likes       3.2k retweets

 

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@puckmerozy18
roz is being lowkey so obvious with that last tweet ‘fuck scott hunter’, like we get it king u want to fuck ur boyfriend but this is CRAZY

 

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AO3

1 of 49,654 works in Ilya Rozanov/Scott Hunter

 

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Lily
I hate internet😒

Jane
I told you not to do anything without talking to me. 

Jane
You did this to yourself.

Lily
😖

 

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Roz Removed

 

Marly
Warning

Marly
Roz in foul mood today

Marly
Who’s fault is this

Marly
Own up

Hammers
Not me.

Sebbin
Ah fuck

Sebbin
I’m running late to practice

Sebbin
How mad is he today on scale of 1 - when Jane dumped him?😬

Marly 
Close to Jane

St-Simon
Someone kill me pls

Connors x2
Fuck my life

Connors x2
I can’t take bag skates today

Connors x2 
I have a hangover🤮 

Connors x2
Who’s fuckin fault is this

Sebbin
@Carmy being suspiciously quiet…

Carmy
Don’t look at me!

Carmy
Look at @Feller

Carmy
He was the one bugging Roz last practice

Feller
This may be my fault

Marly
What did you do🤦🏻‍♂️

Hammers
Fucking rooks

Feller
I showed him this drawing of Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike that these fans drew

Feller
I thought it would help with the whole Huntanov thing!!

Feller
He hates Hollander and Pike

Connors x2
When I catch you Rook you are so fuckin dead

Sebbin
@Feller Are you a complete moron??? 

St-Simon
Ok but this is so funny that people are drawing Hollander and Pike together

St-Simon
Doesn’t Pike have like 100 kids lol

Marly laughed at this message. 

 

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Jackie
Hey Shane, is your phone working okay?

Jackie
Hayd says he’s tried calling you a bunch but it won’t put him through

Jackie

The internet said this means he’s blocked and he’s freaking out

Jackie

It’s kind of funny actually

 

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Jane
Did you go on my phone and block Hayden’s number?

Lily

No

Jane
Is this because of Shayden?🙄

Lily
No

 

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2017

 

AO3

1 of 78,561 works in Ilya Rozanov/Scott Hunter (RPF)

 

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2018

 

Google search

Today: 10th April 2018

 

10:24
how to stop rumour

10:25
how to stop internet rumour

10:26
huntanov fan fiction

10:27 
hollanov fan fiction

10:28 
creating secret twitter account

 

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AO3

1 of 1,654 Works in Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander (RPF)

 

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@lilylovesjane8124
A breakdown of why #hunatnov is fake and gross. 
[See thread].

 

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@lilylovesjane8124
10 reasons #hollanov is better than #huntanov. 
[See thread]. 

 

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IlyaRozanov✔️ posted on Instagram.

[Photo 1: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit side by side at a press conference from a month prior. 
Photo 2: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov smiling together in a selfie from the first Irina Foundation Gala.
Caption: ❤️]

ScottHunter✔️: This is such important work @ShaneHollander✔️. Let me know when it starts, I’d love to coach!

IlyaRozanov✔️:
Responding to ScottHunter✔️: Sadly we need players that are actually good to teach the kids or may be seen as abuse😔This goes for you too @HaydenPike✔️

EmiliaTalise:
Responding to @IlyaRozanov✔️: not Hayden catching strays hahaha

TommySmith:
Responding to @EmiliaTalise: Roz never misses a chance to rag on Pike LMAO

Hockeyislife78:
Responding to @TommySmith
What does everyone think of #Pikanov?😌

 

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Lily
I am going to murder someone.

Jane
Jesus fucking Christ. 

Jane
Now will you stop???

 

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2019

 

@huntanovisreal
Roz is moving to Ottawa????? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!! WHY ROZ WHY

@rozandhunterluvr
Responding to @huntanovisreal
our babies are being separated i want to cry🥺

@huntanovisreal
Responding to @rozandhunterluvr
This is the worst day of my life. 

@rozantermyotp
Responding to @huntanovisreal
I’m crying what if they broke up???

@bradleysmith98
Responding to @huntanovisreal
WHAT?? THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT ROZ IS MOVING TO OTTAWA????

@sarahtargaryen
Responding to @huntanovisreal
I’m so upset for them. Going to write a fix it fic immediately. 

@hhhollanov
Responding to @huntanovisreal
I can think of a reason why😏

@huntanovisreal
Responding to @hhhollanov
No.

@rozandhunterluvr
Responding to @hhhollanov
No.

@sarahtargaryen
Responding to @hhhollanov
No.

@shaydentrutherrrrxx
Responding to @hhhollanov
No.

@lilylovesjane8124
Responding to @hhhollanov
YES!

@emmarozanov888
Responding to @lilylovesjane8124
okay but what does everyone think of hayden being the reason😌 #pikanov

@lilylovesjane8124
Responding to @emmarozanov888
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

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@lilylovesjane8124
if i see anyone writing fan fiction for pikanov i will sue!!!! 

@thisisilya✔️ liked this tweet. 

 

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Jane
Ilya, this is becoming unhinged. 

Jane
Please stop.

Lily
What do you mean?

Lily
I have done nothing!

Jane
Oh really @lilylovesjane8124

Lily
I am defending our honour!!

Jane
You exhaust me.

Lily
You love me😍

Jane
Unfortunately

Lily
Facetime? 😚

Incoming call from: Jane. 

 

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2021

 

@huntanovisreal
oh. so this is what hell feels like. great. 

@lilylovesjane8124
Responding to @huntanovisreal
😏😏😏 #hollanovisreal