Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike, Rose Landry, Yuna Hollander

Additional Tags:

Fluff, Texting, Drunk Texting, Basically, Requires suspension of disbelief, don't text when you're concussed irl folks!!, Fluff and Humor, Humor, Bad Flirting, Episode: s01e05 I'll Believe in Anything (Heated Rivalry)

Language:

English

Stats:

Published: 2025-12-25 Words: 1,498 Chapters: 1/1

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Summary

Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything!
Shane: like how I’m gay
Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay?
Shane: I know I know
Shane: he said shhhh
Shane: he is so cute
Shane: he held my hand :)

Or: A look into Shane's texts while high on pain meds.

Notes

I usually make my fics more book compliant but this one is fully just a fic of episode 5 so no book knowledge required!

However, suspension of disbelief IS required because Shane being on his phone like this while concussed would be horrible. Don't do that if you find yourself concussed! I just wrote Shane sending drunk texts for my Christmas fic "where the lovelight gleams" and I had so much fun with it that this also appeared lmao

Silly goofy title from Go Go Juice by Sabrina Carpenter

Shane: Ilya!!
Shane: I thought u came back but it was just my dad :/
Shane: no wait that’s mean I love my bad
Shane: dad
Lily: How are you feeling?
Shane: hmm
Shane: I think I am bad
Lily: Probably, yes
Shane: I would be better if you were here ;))
Shane: can u do me a favor?
Lily: Yes. If you do me a favor too
Shane: okay!!!
Shane: can u imagine me looking much better than this
Shane: with my glasses on! You love my glasses
Shane: they help me see
Lily: No glasses right now. Rest your eyes
Shane: ugh
Shane: what is ur favor?
Shane: am not sure I can swing a dick pick right now but I could try?
Lily: No
Lily: I want you to rest
Lily: Please rest, Shane
Shane: I like when you call me that :)
Lily: Shane
Lily: Shut your eyes Shane
Shane: Don’t tell me what to dooo
Lily: Usually you like this
Shane: haha whaaat no I don’t
Shane: okay goodbye!
Lily: Sleep, Shane

Shane: Roooose my darling!!
Rose: Hi!
Shane: the ceking made me think of u
Shane: ceiling
Shane: it is brown. like ur hair
Shane: wait no it’s white hahaha
Rose: Are you drunk?
Shane: nooo I diedddd
Shane: check the news
Shane: look up “Jane Holander dead”
Shane: Shane. idk who Jane is hahahaa
Shane: ;)
Rose: Oh my god Shane
Rose: Shit I’ve been traveling, I didn’t catch the game
Rose: Are you okay??
Shane: all gooood
Rose: Really?
Shane: well no im out for the seasom lol
Rose: Fuck
Rose: I’m so sorry Shane
Shane: I guess
Shane: but u know what’s fun?
Rose: What?
Shane: he said maaaybe :)
Shane: and jello!!
Shane: Rose
Rose: I think you should get some rest buddy
Shane: I have something to tell you first
Rose: Okay?
Shane: I gay
Rose: Yeah I told you that lol
Shane: just wanted u to know u were right!!
Shane: I think my mom thinks I will marry u ugsh
Rose: You could. I’d be a great beard
Shane: we wd have siooo much fun
Shane: cake!!
Rose: What cake would we have?
Shane: mmm chicolate
Rose: At a wedding? Not very classy
Shane: I dont get cake much let me have this
Shane: what cake wd u want
Rose: Vanilla I guess?
Shane: oh rose
Shane: I hope you find someone not gay to date and have vanilla with
Shane: you are so lovely
Rose: I like pain med Shane. He’s very sweet
Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything!
Shane: like how I’m gay
Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay?
Shane: I know I know
Shane: he said shhhh
Shane: he is so cute
Shane: he held my hand :)
Rose: Who? Your nurse?
Shane: jelloooo
Shane: I must go ily my wife
Rose: I love you too my husband

Hayden: Hey man, how are you holding up? I’m gonna kill Marleau. Fuck
Hayden: Ruby’s running a fever so it’s chaos here but I’ll stop by soon, okay?
Shane: swear jarrrd
Shane: im fine!! will play tomorrow!
Hayden: Really?!
Shane: no lol
Shane: im out for the season babyyyyyy
Hayden: Fuck
Hayden: Oh my god Shane
Hayden: Are you on pain meds?
Shane: I think this is just my personality now
Hayden: Whatever you say buddy
Hayden: Rest up. Do you need soup? Jackie makes a mean soup
Shane: I live in jello land actually. Green
Shane: and rose and me are having cake!!
Hayden: You talked to Rose?
Shane: yessss
Hayden: Shit are you back on?
Shane: on what
Hayden: Like back together?
Hayden: Sorry. I should let you rest
Shane: no we are friends :)
Hayden: It’s cool you’re friends with your exes. You’re so mature
Shane: like a cheese!
Hayden: Sure
Shane: Brie
Shane: gouda
Shane: im out
Shane: what goes on Tina melts?
Shane: that cheese too
Hayden: What’s happening?
Shane: I am naming all the cheeses to stay sharp
Shane: HA! Sharp :)
Shane: cheddae. Was on the melt!
Shane: makes such good ones
Shane: so good at everything
Hayden: Get off your phone Shane
Shane: I can list lots of things
Shane: blue red orange
Shane: colors!
Shane: Lily and Rose. Flowers :)
Hayden: Wow. You’ve got a thing for flower names huh?
Shane: we will name our daughter daffodil
Hayden: Please have Yuna take your phone away
Shane: aww my mom!!!

Shane: moooom!!
Yuna: I’ll be back in a minute honey, just talking to the doctor about PT again
Shane: totally
Shane: want me to save u jello?
Yuna: No, eat up
Shane: okay
Shane: hey mom
Shane: mom
Yuna: Yeah what’s up? Do you need me to come back?
Shane: what do u think of Ellen generous
Shane: she does rhe dancing
Yuna: She’s fine. Is she on TV?
Shane: I don’t know
Shane: :)
Yuna: Please sleep Shane

Shane: rose!
Rose: You’re supposed to be sleeping my bride to be
Shane: what do u think it means if my mom likes Ellen generous
Rose: That she’s a middle aged woman?
Shane: I am being sneaky
Shane: asked her about Ellen to see if she likes gays
Shane: she said “fine” :(
Rose: Shane please stop talking about gay things with anyone who’s not me
Shane: ugsh
Shane: okay fine let’s talk about gay things rhen
Shane: do u think cliff marleau is hot?
Rose: After what he did to you, fuck no
Shane: u don’t think he’s hotter now? U don’t like a mean streak?
Rose: I dated you, Shane. Of course I don’t
Shane: I think I like mean boys
Shane: but then u talk to them more and u go “oh u are secretly so so nice”
Shane: you see?
Rose: Wow you really should message Miles
Rose: But not right now
Rose: Right now you should lock your phone in a box that you don’t open for 24 hours
Shane: is Anderson cooper hot
Shane: rose help being gay is hard I don’t know who is hot
Shane: ugh

Shane: help!!
Lily: What do you need? What’s wrong?
Shane: is Anderson cooper hot to me
Shane: look him up
Lily: Shane what?
Lily: Please sleep
Lily: and stop talking about men
Shane: okay look him up though
Lily: He is fine. Sure.
Shane: fine? Or fiiiine?
Lily: He is hot dad. Like Scott Hunter
Shane: u rly think Scott Hunter is hot ? :(
Lily: In a dad way. Or a grandpa way.
Lily: Go to bed
Shane: everyone keeps saying that
Shane: I’m going to try to learn Russian instead!
Shane: ssidw ansnd aosos
Shane: did that make sense
Lily: Of course not
Shane: aww man
Shane: I said “you are cute”
Shane: but in Russian
Shane: I can’t wait for the cottage :)
Lily: Shane, please rest
Shane: it will be like a sleepover
Shane: but we won’t sleep much haha
Shane: ;))
Shane: do u get what I mean ;))
Lily: Wow the drugs make you even worse at sexting
Shane: that reminds me!
Shane: please tell marley he owes me 1 to 2 orgasms
Shane: u were supposed to rail me but instead he :( railed me :(
Lily: and now you want Marleau to rail you?
Shane: no
Shane: well idk. rose won’t tell me if he’s hot or not!
Shane: Is he hot?
Lily: If you like tall men, sure
Lily: You know what is hot?
Shane: what?!
Lily: Taking a nap
Shane: boooo!
Lily: All hot men take naps.
Shane: So you nap? ;)))
Lily: Yes. I will nap too
Lily: We will nap together.
Lily: Maybe you will dream of me
Shane: awww
Shane: I think I will
Shane: and u will be able to fly!!
Shane: Ilya
Lily: Shane
Shane: i know your secret
Lily: Please stop texting
Shane: you are half teddy bear
Shane: someone brought me a teddy bear!
Shane: I will name him Ilya :)
Lily: Terrible name for a teddy bear
Shane: nope. it’s perfect!
Shane: he is soft and friendly like you
Lily: I am hard and mean
Shane: ehhh hard? yes. ;)
Shane: but u aren’t very good at being mean
Shane: have u ever seen mighty ducks
Lily: No
Shane: !!!
Shane: we are watching at the cottage!!!
Shane: 1 and 2!
Shane: Ilya no
Shane: NOOOO
Lily: What? Are you okay?
Shane: someone ate my jello
Lily: It was probably you
Shane: Ohhh!
Shane: ur so smart
Shane: smart smart man
Shane: come cuddle me
Lily: You know I cannot do this
Shane: ugh
Lily: Cuddle your bear
Shane: ah! Smart again!
Shane: Bear Ilya is soft :)
Lily: Good night Shane
Shane: Good night my swiejff
Shane: That’s my sweet in Russian :)
Lily: Okay
Shane: Okay
Shane: oh i so hope I dream of you
Lily: You will. Just shut your eyes
Shane: and you’ll visit me? In my dreams?
Lily: I will.
Lily: Even when you close your eyes, I’m here
Shane: Promise?
Lily: Promise.