Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

Relationship:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Characters:

Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Connors (Heated Rivalry), Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Brad Hammersmith, Ryan Carmichael, Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Gilbert Comeau, Hayden Pike, Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Sorren Miitka, Patrice Drapeau, Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Svetlana Vetrova, Sasha | Ilya Rozanov's Coach's Son, Miles (Game Changers), Rose Landry, Jackie Pike, David Hollander, Yuna Hollander, Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Max Riley, Leah Campbell, Ryan Price (Game Changers), Holmberg (Game Changers), Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, LaPointe (Game Changers), Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), basically everyone and their mother (except Ilya's mother) is in this lmfao

Additional Tags:

Sexting, Texting, Drunk Texting, Humor, Crack, Good Friend Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais, Second-Hand Embarrassment, I wasn't sure if that was a tag but I'm glad it is, Biphobia, Fluff

Language:

English

Stats:

Published: 2026-06-17 Words: 4,102 Chapters: 1/1

disregard my last message

Summary

Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

Notes

A silly oneshot for pride! Of course canon Shane and Ilya would be much more careful with their sexts. Definitely read this with a sense of whimsy in your heart

Italicized messages indicate that Ilya, Sveta, and Sasha are speaking Russian

This doesn't really touch on plot points from the books, but it does allude to some events in TLG and in the short story My Dinner with Hayden. Typically, I use the book team names, but I’ve had a ridiculous Raiders group chat name idea for awhile, so I’m going with show team names in this one solely so I can finally use it lmao

Raiders of the Lost Ass

Connors: I have a question and I need total honesty

Marlow: What’s up?

Connors: Is there any difference between a pegasus and a unicorn?

Carmichael: Why does that require total honesty? Why would we lie about that?

Connors: I’ve been burned before…

Hammersmith: Pegasus can fly I think

Connors: But do they also have a horn? And what is the function of said horn?

Marlow: Did you do shrooms again?

Ilya: Fine. You win. Two shitty points barely counts but whatever. Try not to come in three seconds

Ilya: [image attached, tap to download]

Ilya: [image attached, tap to download]

Marlow: UHHHH

Connors: GOOD LORD

Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?

Ilya: Oops

Ilya: Wrong chat

Ilya: Obviously

Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

Hammersmith: Jesus Christ I did not need to see that

Carmichael: We*** WE did NOT need to see that shit, Roz

Ilya: Relax. You see my dick all the time

Hammersmith: NOT ROCK HARD

Connors: How did you get the lighting so good?

Hammersmith: Is that seriously your question?

Connors: They’re high quality nudes. I can see every vein

Carmichael: Ew

Ilya: I used two lamps

Connors: Wow, talk about a production. I respect the effort

Marlow: Sorry, are we not gonna discuss the obvious?

Hammersmith: That we all need to burn our eyeballs? Or that Connors is horny for well lit dick veins?

Marlow: Why the fuck are you wearing a Hollander jersey???

Hammersmith: He’s WHAT?

Carmichael: Omfg wait he is. I was distracted by the dick front and center but that’s totally Hollander’s C. Wtf Cap?!

Ilya: Ah

Ilya: I lost a bet

Marlow: Must have been some bet

Hammersmith: Wait hang on

Hammersmith: Isn’t Hollander beating you in the scoring race by 2 points?

Ilya: I guess

Hammersmith: You mentioned 2 points in your text before you traumatized us with your dick

Connors: Good sleuthing

Marlow: Your girl was betting AGAINST YOU?

Ilya: She lives in Montreal. She likes Hollander.

Marlow: Duuuuude

Hammersmith: That’s fucking sadistic

Connors: Lowkey hot though

Ilya: Exactly

Ilya: Unicorn has horn, no wings. Pegasus has wings, no horn. Stupid question

Connors: Says the genius who accidentally sexts the team chat

The Boys 🏆😤

Comeau: What’s the food situation at your place Saturday Pike?

Hayden: I don’t know. Pizza probably

Comeau: Please don’t do dominos again

Hayden: You don’t get to complain if you’re not paying for it

J.J.: He’s right (even if Dominos sucks)

Miity: I like dominos 🧍‍♂️

Comeau: boooo

Drapeau: That’s criminal

Miity: Not liking their garlic crust is criminal

J.J.: You sound like an ad 

Shane: Are we still on for tomorrow? Need you inside me so bad

Comeau: huh?

Drapeau: WTF???

Miity: You mean the pizza? That’s on Saturday

J.J.: CAPITAINE!!!

J.J.: I knew I recognized a fellow pegging king!!! 😝

Comeau: A fellow WHAT?

J.J.: You don’t let your girl peg you? Trust me when I say it will change your LIFE

Shane: I’m so sorry. Wrong chat. Please ignore that message.

Shane: And yes. I am into pegging.

J.J.: Hell yeah!

Comeau: Ooookay

Miity: Huh!! I wouldn’t have guessed that 

Drapeau: That’s fucking gay

Hayden: Literally how?

Comeau: Honestly, I’m with Pat. I’d never let my girl put anything up my ass 🤮

Hayden: Well I have. Only three times, but it was interesting.

J.J.: Interesting is an understatement, right Cap?

Shane: Yeah. 

J.J.: It’s where your g spot lives, boys!! Why would you deprive yourself of it?

Drapeau: Are you really asking that?

Shane: Let’s just talk about pizza. I can order from wherever you guys want.

Hayden: Don’t worry, Jackie’s got it

Comeau: Just like she’s got your ass?

Hayden: Dude

Miity: Ngl I’m interested, but doesn’t it hurt?

J.J.: No no, not if she fingers you first

Miity: Huh. Does it hurt for you, Cap?

Shane: We really don’t have to talk about this.

Miity: No, I’m curious now. How do you choose what size dildo to use?

Hayden: We used a small one. Jackie picked it out

J.J.: My girl’s is 8 inches. Go big or go home

Miity: What do you think Hollzy? Should I start small or not?

Shane: Do what speaks to you I guess.

Comeau: This is a deranged conversation

Hayden: It’s really not!!

Drapeau: Who is even pegging you Hollzy?

Comeau: Great question. Do you tell that Boston girl you fuck to bring a dildo?

Shane: Yeah. She’s into it. So.

J.J.: Niiiice

Comeau: Really? Wouldn’t it feel like nothing to her?

Hayden: Since when are you the patron saint of women’s pleasure?

Miity: Yeah, we all remember when you posted that real men don’t “munch box”

J.J.: 😂 Please don’t remind me, I’ll piss myself laughing again

Comeau: Shut the fuck up. I’m just saying, I can’t imagine what kind of girl would get off on this shit. Who even is this Boston chick?

Shane: We should go back to discussing Saturday’s party. Sorry about the disruption. I will be more careful with my messages in the future. 

Hayden: It’s fine Shane. Nothing wrong with having some fun, right?  

J.J.: Hell yeah! 

Drapeau: I guess now we know why you play better in Boston…

Hayden: Totally! Hey, maybe we should all get pegged before tomorrow’s game

Comeau: Fuck no

Miity: Hmmm…

Shane: Please don’t feel obligated.

J.J.: Please do! Let’s get another Cup boys 😜

***

Hayden: So, theoretically…

Hayden: If you were texting your girl about getting pegged, would you really say “I need you inside of me”??

J.J.: Maybe. But I’m honestly not sure Shane would… 👀

Hayden: Okay, so theoretically…

J.J.: Yes, Hayd. He’s gay. Theoretically.

J.J.: Do you think the other guys bought my pegging thing though?

Hayden: I think so. Fuck, I hope so

Hayden: Wait, did you make up all that shit about getting pegged for Shane’s sake?

J.J.: Wouldn’t you like to know? 😜

J.J.: Did you make up Jackie pegging you?

Hayden: Oh yeah. Totally.

J.J.: You’re almost as bad at lying as Shane

Hayden: 🖕

Sveta’s Angels 💋

Sasha: Do you think all the dinosaurs went to heaven? Or just some of them?

Svetlana: How high are you right now?

Sasha: Only a little

Svetlana: 🤔

Sasha: Okay maybe a lot 

Sasha: I’m just saying, some of them had to be a little evil, right? Maybe the meteor was a punishment

Ilya: You miss my dick, hmm? Miss having your mouth full of me. Miss me holding your head in place so you have no choice but to gag on it

Sasha: Well… 😛 now that you mention itttt 

Svetlana: Seriously? What did I tell you about sexting us at the same time?

Sasha: I don’t mind. I find efficiency hot

Svetlana: You have issues

Sasha: Check your DMs love 😏

Svetlana: Wait…why are you sexting us in English? Who was that for?

Ilya: Not you

Ilya: Please no photos. I deleted them.

Sasha: Boooo!! That was some of my best work

Sasha: Want me to send them again tomorrow?

Ilya: No! Don’t send me pictures ever again

Ilya: I’m a taken man now

Svetlana: !!!! 

Sasha: Wait what? Taken where? Do you need help?

Svetlana: Please, please go to bed

Sasha: Okaaaay. Send pics while I’m asleep!!

Ilya: No 

Svetlana: Absolutely not

Rose: This is the restaurant I was telling you guys about. Maybe you can check it out the next time Shane plays LA. Thanks again for a great brunch! 😊

Rose named the group chat Brunch Crew 🥞

Miles: Thanks for letting me crash it! It was great seeing you Shane 

Miles: Wait this place is cuuuute

Miles: Ugh they’re booked out for weeks. Did you name drop to get a reservation?

Rose: Obviously

Shane: I’m so hard right now

Rose: Oh!

Miles: Tbh me too

Miles: That prime rib looks amazing

Shane: Haha right?

Shane: Yum. Meat.

***

Rose: SHANE HOLLANDER

Shane: What?

Rose: WHO WERE YOU TRYING TO TEXT ABOUT YOUR HARD DICK?

Shane: You guys. I was expressing interest in the menu.

Rose: There is no universe where you would say you’re hard for prime rib

Shane: Okay fine, you caught me

Shane: I was hard for the Cobb salad

Rose: Oh please, you’d never be caught dead touching blue cheese AND bacon 

Rose: Seriously, who was that for? Were you trying to DM Miles? 👀

Shane: What? No

Rose: Ugh. So I take it my setup today didn’t work?

Shane: That was a setup?

Rose: Obviously! I didn’t just happen to choose the same restaurant he has a standing brunch 

Shane: Oh

Shane: Well don’t set me up again.

Shane: I have a boyfriend.

Rose: AHHHH!!

Rose: This is so so huge!!

Shane: It’s really not

Rose: Uh, it absolutely is

Rose: You’re hard for him! In my experience, that’s not an easy feat for you 

Shane: Stop

Jackie: Thanks for hosting us for a great dinner last night! It was nice to formally meet you, Ilya!! 

Hayden: Yeah. Thanks.

Jackie: That is not the level of enthusiasm we agreed upon

Hayden: Thanks!!! 

Shane: No problem. It was nice having you. I hope we can do it again soon.

Jackie: Ugh you men and your periods

Hayden: That sentence feels backwards 

Jackie: What can I say? I’m progressive

Ilya: I miss you already 😢 Skype? 🙏 need to see you nice and wet for me

Shane: Ilya! Wrong chat.

Shane: Please, please ignore that

Ilya: Oops. Sorry Jackie

Jackie: That’s alright! Gotta keep the magic alive long distance somehow haha

Ilya: Exactly! 😁

Hayden: Seriously? I fucking knew it

Ilya: ? knew what? That I have super hot skype sex with your bestie?

Hayden: That you’re cheating on him!

Shane: Excuse me?

Hayden: Oh come on. That’s not a sext anyone would send a man.

Ilya: How would you know? 🤨 You’re so straight you probably wore cargo pants to your own wedding

Jackie: Babe…chill

Hayden: “need to see you nice and wet for me” ???

Shane: Please don’t repeat it

Ilya: Ugh. I’m so soft now. Doesn’t sound sexy at all coming from you

Hayden: I knew you were straight!

Shane: Believe me, he’s not

Hayden: Look, I know this is hard to hear, but that text wasn’t for you, Shane

Ilya: How concussed are you, Pike? I knew Montreal's defense was shit, but wow

Hayden: You honestly expect me to believe you meant to send that text to Shane Hollander?

Ilya: Yes??? Because I did??? Call your team doctor. I think one of your kids replaced your brain with a marble

Shane: I really don’t feel like this is a full name occasion

Hayden: Come on. Obviously he meant to send that to one of his girls.

Shane: What, you think he can’t be happy with just me? 

Hayden: It has nothing to do with you. He’s Ilya Rozanov

Shane: Enough with the full names! Everyone please delete these

Jackie: Will do. Honey, come home and relax. This isn’t any of our business

Ilya: Listen to your smart wife. If you keep asking questions, you will learn something you will regret

Hayden: Oh like what? Like that you’re an asshole playboy who’s messing my best friend around? I already knew that

Ilya: Like that your best friend is so horny for me that his precum makes him wetter than any girl I’ve slept with

Hayden: Seriously? That’s what you’re going with?

Hayden: Are you really gonna buy that flimsy lie Shane? 

Shane: Enough.

Shane: Delete this after reading. And please don’t read it too closely…Maybe just skim.

Shane: [screenshot attached, tap to download]

Hayden: What the fuck did you just curse my retinas with

Shane: That’s my text search results for wet. So you can see he calls me that all the time and leave him the fuck alone

Ilya: Aww sweetheart! You leaked our sexts to defend my honor? 😢😩💦 I love you so much

Shane: I love you too ❤️

Ilya: Fuck, now I’m hard again

Ilya: Sorry Jackie

Jackie: Believe me, none taken

Hayden: Am I reading this right? All these time stamps are from the past week

Shane: Yes. I delete our texts every 2 weeks or so.

Hayden: That is so not my takeaway here 

Hayden: You text about how “wet” Shane is THAT often?

Ilya: He is very wet for me 🤷‍♂️

Jackie: Once again, this really is none of our business.

Ilya: Once again, listen to your smart wife

Hayden: I’ll be home in 10. Jackie, can you do me a favor and ram my skull into a wall so I can forget what I just read?

Jackie: No but I can ram your skull into a headboard

Hayden: Jackie!

Jackie: What? Those texts were hot. I’m only human

Ilya: I like you Jackie Pike. What cult were you in?

Jackie: Cult?

Ilya: That’s why you married Pike, yes? To escape one?

Hayden: I hate my life. So much.

Holland-four ❤️

David: This is the puzzle I was telling you about

David: Magnolia Dogs Playing Poker Puzzle 1000pcs - Puzzles Canada 

Ilya: Wow 😮

Ilya: You think we could do it?

David: I think so! We made pretty quick work of that 700 piece 

Yuna: If anyone can do it, it’s you two 😊

Ilya: Dream team! 😄💪

Shane: What’s the earliest I can come over tomorrow? I miss your dick so much I can’t think

Shane: Sorry. I was hacked.

David: Hacked?

Shane: Yes.

Shane: I did not send that message.

Shane: I think I got a virus

Shane: While shopping for shoes.

David: Oh no. Should you really be texting us if you were hacked?

Yuna: You don’t have to lie, honey. It’s okay. We’re all adults here.

Shane: I’m not lying! 

Yuna: Just be more careful who you’re texting. Imagine if you’d sent that to your coach. Or your team chat!

Shane: Yeah. That would be bad…

Shane: If I was lying. Which I wasn’t. 

Ilya: I don’t think Shane is lying. Must be a hack. I never send or receive sexually explicit messages. How inappropriate!

Yuna: There are three separate women who have leaked sexts with you

Ilya: Mmm I don’t think so

Ilya: You must be thinking of some other Russian hockey player. I’m actually waiting until marriage

David: 😂

Ilya: David!! Betrayal from my puzzle buddy?!

David: Sorry kiddo. Made me laugh.

Shane: I’m really sorry. About the text that my phone sent against my will.

Yuna: I promise it’s fine, honey

David: It’s okay! Phones do the darndest things sometimes 😉 Mine always autocorrects curse words to “duck”!

Ilya: Mine does this too. So annoying!

Ilya: Or it would if I cursed. Which I do not 🙏

David: 😂

Ilya: Again David?!

David: 🫢

Yuna: Anyways! Are we all doing lunch tomorrow after Shane gets in or should we wait until Sunday?

Shane: Sunday

Ilya: Let’s wait

Yuna: Got it…

Ilya: We will be busy praying 🙏

***

Shane: I am THIS close to kicking you out of the group chat

Ilya: Noooo!

Ilya: I’m not the one sexting your parents

Shane: Don’t say that like I did it on purpose!

Shane: I actually think I might die of embarrassment oh my God. I can’t believe I did that. Are my thumbs really that large?

Ilya: Your thumbs are perfect

Ilya: It’s okay, sweetheart. They know we have sex. Now they just know you’re a desperate bottom 

Shane: Oh my GOD

Shane: Seriously kill me tomorrow

Ilya: I will kill you with my dick. Which you miss soooo much

Ilya: Your mouth must be watering for it. You’re ready to drive here in the middle of the night for a taste of it, huh?

Shane: Shut up

Shane: But seriously when can I come?

Ilya: 7:01. If you get here at 7

Shane: I’m blocking you

Ilya: Or you could FaceTime me?

Ilya: [image attached, tap to download]

Shane: …give me 30 seconds

GC Camp Coaches - 2021 🏒🌈

Scott: Does anyone know the name of the song about driving the kids keep asking to listen to?

Ilya: How old are you? 😂

Ilya: Have your ears given out already? You just watch silent movies? 😂😂😂

Hayden: It’s Driver’s License by Olivia Rodrigo

Scott: Thank you

Ilya: See, even Pike knows. And he only knows Moana songs 😂

Hayden: Hey!!

Scott: I knew the song! Kip likes it. I just forgot the title

Ilya: Ah, of course your toddler husband likes it 😂

Scott: Will you stop with the stupid laugh emoticons?

Ilya: They are called emojis 😂 I know, new technology is hard to learn 

Scott: Fuck off

Ilya: It's okay, I will fuck you so hard tonight you won’t be able to worry about it tomorrow

J.J.: WHOAAA

Cliff: Brooooo

Max: 😨

Scott: Excuse me?

Ilya: NOOOOO

Ilya: WRONG CHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ilya: PIKE PLEASE KILL ME

Ilya: PLEASE PIKE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 

Hayden: Why do I have to kill you?

Ilya: I know it would make you happy. It’s my dying gift to you

Hayden: Wow. That’s actually really thoughtful

Scott: Literally what the fuck Rozanov? I’m married

Ilya: So am I!!!

Ilya: I was texting my husband, then I got distracted by you not knowing Lydia Rodrigo

Leah: It’s Olivia

Ilya: That’s what I said

Ilya: I need everyone to know I was NOT sexting this bag of bones!!! 🤮

J.J.: Idk it kinda looked like you were…

Ilya: I would rather never pet a dog again than cheat on my husband with a man who rode woolly mammoths to school

Wyatt: Oh damn. That means he’s serious

Hayden: Maybe the lesson here is that you shouldn’t sext in the middle of the afternoon

J.J.: Bold words coming from a man I once saw send nudes to his wife at 7 A.M.

Hayden: ...maybe the lesson here is don’t sext at the same time you’re texting your work chat

Ilya: But we haven’t fucked in two hours 😩 I am in agony

Wyatt: Wait, two hours? When you took that fifteen minute break before the staff meeting?

Leah: It was more like ten minutes. Damn 

Ryan: Believe me, they found time…

Ilya: Sorry again Ryan

Ryan: I guess it’s my fault. I think I’ll start knocking on every door I encounter. Even in my own apartment. Just in case.

Scott: I’m still finding it hard to believe you accidentally texted the group chat

Hayden: I hate to defend Rozanov, but I buy it. He’s done it before

Cliff: Yup. He once sent the Raiders chat some grody pics of him wearing a Hollander jersey because he lost a bet to his girl

Cliff: HEY WAIT A SECOND

Ilya: 😂😂😂

Cliff: Dude, that was like 2014! You were fucking then?

Ilya: 🤐🤷‍♂️

Scott: Wait what?

Leah: I knew it! You owe me $20 Max

Max: Alright, I’ll buy you dinner like I was already planning on doing

Leah: Shhh let me have this

Shane: Just now catching up. Can we please keep this chat to work only? Thank you.

Ilya: Sorry sweetheart 🥺

Ilya: My promise still stands though 😏

Scott: Ew

Ilya: Sorry, I forgot you’re world’s oldest virgin 😞

Scott: Pike, can I kill him with you?

Hayden: Sure. I need someone to take the fall

GC Camp Coaches - 2021 🏒🌈

Leah: Okay, real talk, if I have to hear that driver’s license song one more time, I’m gonna rip my hair out

Max: Nooo don’t rip your hair out, you’re so pretty haha

Cliff: I lowkey like it

Leah: I did before I heard it 293938 times

Hayden: This is how I know none of you are parents. You just have to make yourself numb to it 

Ilya: I like it too. Reminds me of 2016 😔🙏

Ilya: You said 🗣️ forever 🗣️ now I drive 🏎️ alone 🧍‍♂️ past your street 💔

Ilya: So true

Scott: Okay??

Cliff: That’s deep bro 

J.J.: Wtf are you on about?

Ilya: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID BOIZIAU 

J.J.: What?

Ilya: That’s right, I read the November 2016 people magazine interview where you bragged about setting Shane up with Rose Landry!! Biphobic traitor

Hayden: Okay you’re literally married now. Let it go

Cliff: That’s fucked. You should really apologize Boiziau

J.J.: FOR WHAT?

Cliff: For being the reason Roz drove alone past Hollander’s street 😔

Wyatt: Did you really do that? You lived in different countries in 2016

Cliff: It’s a metaphor. I think 

Shane: Can I please suck your dick during lunch? I'm so stressed, I need to turn my brain off.

Scott: Oh wow

Hayden: Again? Really? Do you both text with your eyes shut?

Max: Well. We made it 1 whole day since our last sexting incident

Leah: I’m putting a sign in the break room. Maybe if we make it a week without one, we can have a pizza party!!

Wyatt: I don't think we'll ever get that pizza party...

Cliff: Duuuude!!! I always kinda thought you were exaggerating when you bragged about how much “Jane” loves sucking your dick. What a fucking pull 

Ilya: 😏

Shane: I’m SO sorry. Please disregard that.

J.J.: Actually I kinda wanna regard it.

Ilya: Me too. We can definitely make that happen sweetheart 😘 Boiziau, you can’t watch

J.J.: Whoa, not that. I have questions. Do you actually suck dick as…a self soothing technique?

Hayden: I really don’t want to investigate that further

J.J.: So you’re not requesting a blowjob because you’re stressed? You’re requesting…to give one? Am I reading this right?

Shane: Please stop reading it

Cliff: Don’t question what a man needs to do to unwind

Ilya: Thank you Marly ❤️

Cliff: I got you bro 😤 Not gonna let this clown fumble this for you

J.J.: I’m just saying, I like eating pussy but it’s not my go to way to relax

Ilya: Okay

Wyatt: Eh, idk, eating my wife out does help me relax. It's like you're not thinking of anything but that mouthful of goodness

Scott: Never say "mouthful of goodness" again

Max: idk, Wyatt has a point

Hayden: If we're gonna talk about it, can we at least address "Can I please suck your dick?" Was that please really necessary?

Ilya: My husband is very polite

Cliff: I think the please was hot 

Ilya: Fuck off Marlow.

Cliff: Wtf? I'm on your side!!

Ilya: And if you call my husband hot again, you will be roadkill on the side of the road

Scott: Jesus

Shane: Enough. I will give $100 to anyone who makes an earnest effort to forget they read that.

Max: What? Read what?

+1

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIOJSSNS

Holmberg: Boooof there’s a hot girlr at the barr asking abt u get over here!!/!

Bood: ? im marriedd 

Holmberg: ohhhhh

Holmberg: u mind if I hit then?

Bood: go for it

Young: brioooo she wants BOOD’S hot ass, she’s not gonna settle for you 🤣🫵

Holmberg: heeeey! :( 

LaPointe: wait r u rlyr married the night u win a cup tho?

Wyatt: yes

Bood: yes

Troy: yes

LaPointe: oh ok my b my b 

Luca: carghlhu

Wyatt: what?

Luca: carlyt rar jeosen!!!

Troy: soooo true

Wyatt: Felt

Ilya: WHEREE! IS MY HUSBAND!!!

Shane: im here

Ilya: Where is here?!

Ilya: sex in bathroom was no t enoguh is not enough

Ilya: need to take u home and fuck u properly

Shane: yes plese 

Shane: please**

Shane: u should make me come 4 times. 1 for each cup!!

Ilya: mmm 6

Ilya: one for both our cups

Shane: ughsab that’s so ffuckign hot

Shane: ur so hot and sso good at hockey and so so hot

Shane: need ur dick so bad

Bood: Are you giys aware this is a group chat?

Luca: noooo dont stop tnem love is love ha ha

Young: 🤨

Troy: ??

Ilya: oops

Shane: imnot sorry

Shane: We won!!! The fuckingde! CUP! And we!! Are married!!!!

Bood: ya know what, fuck ya

Wyatt: FUCKA YEA

Dykstra: fuck yaaaaa

Ilya: i love you fucking so much

Ilya: I love yous o fucking much**

Shane: i love fucking you so much ;))

Ilya: yes ues yes

Ilya: 😄😁🏆💦🎃

Ilya: oops ignore that last one

LaPointe: ohh thank god I thought pumpkin was a new sex position 

Ilya: Shaneee!! wheere ARE YOUU my shsneee

Ilya: Shane**

Shane: smoking area outside. Come find me my 2 rime Stanley cup winning husband 

Ilya: On my way my 4 time Stanley cup winning husband 

Shane: fuck that’s so hot. Say it ahain

Ilya: gonna fuck u so hard my 4 time Stanley cup winning husband 

Shane: ❤️

Ilya: ❤️

Shane: ❤️❤️

Ilya: ❤️❤️❤️

Shane: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Troy: okay this is getting annoying. Go home and fuck already weirdos

Shane: ok! :)

Ilya: Done