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Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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Ottawa Centaurs WAGs Ensemble (Game Changers), Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Cassie Boodram, Hayden Pike, Rose Landry, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Zane Boodram, Harris Drover, Troy Barrett

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WAG Shane Hollander, Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Being Assholes (Game Changers), Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Texting, Texting Fic, Hurt Shane Hollander, Minor Troy Barrett/Harris Drover, Violence, Autistic Shane Hollander, Panic Attacks, Protective Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Attempt at Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not compliant with the long game, but still, Spoilers for Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Relationship Timeline Reveal, WAG Ilya Rozanov, in the last chapter, Anxious Shane Hollander, Found Family, Kind Of, Ilya Rozanov Rage Baits, its his love language

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English

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Published: 2026-05-02 Completed: 2026-05-14 Words: 24,356 Chapters: 4/4

Welcome, Jane!

Summary

"Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship

Notes

Hello, thank you for being here. This is just a little something i´ve been working on. Nothing groundbreaking, but hopefully fun:)

Sorry for any mistakes, and please mind the tags

Chapter 1

Chapter Notes

Ottawa WAGs

Cassie: Hi Girls!!! Exciting news! With our new captain comes a new WAG!! 

Cassie: Please everybody say hi to Jane!! 

Lisa: Hi Jane!!! 

Selena: Oh wow, I didn't know Rozanov had a girlfriend! Nice to meet you, Jane:) 

Caitlin: Lovely to meet you, Jane!

Cassie: Just so you have the overview, here is a list of everyone: 

- Caitlin is Evan Dykstra´s wife 

- Lisa is Wyatt Hays´ wife

- Eva is Erik Holmberg's girlfriend

- Selena is Nick Chouinard´s wife 

Cassie: And I'm Zane Boodram´s wife

Jane: Hello?

Jane: What is this? How did you get this number? 

Cassie: Roz gave it to me:) 

Cassie: He seemed very happy at the idea of you joining us, it was so sweet actually. He told me that you can be a bit shy and to make sure you feel welcomed

Jane: Oh, I bet he did, that asshole.

Jane: And I'm Ilya's fiancée actually, not girlfriend.

Lisa: What??? How did I not know about this??? 

Lisa: I swear, Wyatt never tells me anything interesting. It's always just hockey hockey hockey 

Jane: I mean, he is a hockey player. 

Jane: There is very little else that they think about, in my experience. 

Jane: And besides, it's quite a recent development, and we haven't told too many people. 

Jane: Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up at all, actually. Sorry…. 

Cassie: No no, it's fine. Really no need to apologise. Congrats on the engagement!! 

Caitlin: Yeah, congrats Jane!!! 

Lisa: Congrats!!:) 

Jane: Thank you all very much, I appreciate the sentiment. And it is very nice to meet you. Thank you for including me. 

Cassie: Of course! 

Lisa: So formal, Jane;) 

Jane: Sorry, is that bad? 

Lisa: No, don't worry about it. It's cute:) 

Jane: What? 

Lisa: You're cute. Not at all what I would expect Roz's girl to be like

Jane: Oh, sorry. 

Lisa: No, that was a compliment sweetie 

Caitlin: Yeah, ignore Lisa. She is such a flirt 

Jane: I'm sorry, guys. I'm really bad at this whole group chat thing. It's already hard enough knowing when people are being sarcastic or making fun of me or whatever in normal conversation, but adding another layer to it with texting makes it even harder. 

Lisa: No, I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean to make you anxious. I was absolutely not making fun of you, Jane, I wouldn't do that:( 

Cassie: Yeah, that's absolutely not how we do things here. The WAGs chat is for support and gossip only 

Selene: Yeah, it's hard to be a hockey wife/girlfriend. It's not really an experience that many understand or can relate to: hence why we started this chat. We use it for gossip, advice, heartfelt discussions, and complaining about our men (a lot of this last one actually). When we can we also meet up for wine nights or other activities. These are some of the best friends you will ever have, loyal to the bone and funny as hell <3 

Caitlin: Awww, Selene, you big sap

Caitlin: It's all true though. We support each other and our team. We may not be the Best hockey team, but we are most definitely the best hockey Team! 

Lisa: That literally makes no sense, Cait. Are your husband's numerous concussions starting to rub off on you? 

Caitlin: Lisa, don't say things like that! We are trying to convince Jane we are good people here!!

Lisa: Oh, you know I don't mean anything by it. I love you to bits and all that. I'm just chirping a bit 

Jane: It's fine. You don't have to modify your behaviour on my behalf. I think I'm starting to understand the dynamic here:) 

Jane: And thank you Selena, I really appreciate the clarification. 

Eva: Sorry, am late to talk. I would kill for you, Jane 

Jane: Hello to you too? 

Eva: No, I mean what I say. I read up, and you are sweetest, most innocent person alive. 

Eva: Must protect at all cost 

Eva: Will kill for you 

Eva: Give me names 

Cassie: Whoa, Eva, coming on a little strong there sweetie. Like I already said, we are trying to Avoid scarring Jane away, not….. whatever you are doing 

Caitlin: Yeah, careful there Eva 

Jane: No, it's fine. Ilya jokes like this all the time, I'm used to it:) 

Jane: And I wouldn't say I'm as innocent as you guys seem to think I am;) 

Jane: I am engaged to Ilya, after all. 

Selene: I must admit that I find that a bit hard to believe. You two seem so different. I mean, you seem so nice, and he is so…. Rozanov

Cassie: Yeah, how did you two happen? How long have you been together?

Jane: I guess it's a bit of an “opposites attract” sort of situation. He is really not as much of an asshole as he seems, though. It's mostly an act. 

Jane: And I guess it kind of depends on what you mean by "together". We only became a proper couple a year and a half ago? Or there about? But we have known each other for a lot longer than that. It took us a while to figure things out; we are both a bit stupid. 

Lisa: When you say you “knew each other for a lot longer”, do you mean…..?

Jane: Yes, we were sleeping together. Like I said: I'm not as innocent as you guys seem to think;) 

Lisa: Omg Jane, you dog! 

Lisa: Good for you 

Jane: Thanks, I guess. It would have been nice if we had figured things out a little sooner, though. Would have avoided a lot of hurt on both sides.

Jane: God, I'm totally taking over the conversation, aren't I?

Jane: Sorry, again 

Cassie: No, you aren't. We asked. We want to get to know you, Jane. Talk all you want!:) 

Lisa: Yeah! We want all the juicy details 

Jane: Thanks. 

Jane: It's actually really nice to be able to talk about Ilya. No one really knows about us except my parents and one friend. It gets a bit lonely sometimes 

Cassie: What? Why? 

Jane: Oh, I don't think I should have said that.

Selena: You two are engaged, but basically no one knows you are even together? 

Selena: That sounds really rough. Is there a reason for the secrecy? Do you want to talk about it? 

Jane: It's kind of complicated. I would rather not talk about it, if that's ok.

Caitlin: Yeah, that's completely fine sweetie. Just know that we are here for you if you ever change your mind <3 

Jane: Thank you.

Lisa: Okay important question, Jane. Be honest: how bad is Roz in the whole relationship thing?

Jane: Define “bad.”

Jane: Because if you mean “annoying,” then manageable.
Jane: If you mean “dangerously good in bed,” then unfortunately catastrophic.

Lisa: OHHHHHHHH

Caitlin: JANE!!!

Cassie: I did not expect that from you at all haha

Jane: I am multifaceted.

Eva: She learns. Tiny menace now 

Jane: I am definitely not tiny. 

Selena: We are corrupting her so quickly. I’m so proud

Lisa: No but seriously. Does he leave dishes everywhere? Because Wyatt somehow uses every single glass in the house every day

Jane: Ilya once opened a new jar of peanut butter because he could not find the one that was already open.

Caitlin: That’s not so bad

Jane: We had three open jars at the time.

Lisa: PLEASE

Selena: Men truly are helpless creatures

Jane: He also insists that putting a plate “near” the dishwasher counts as cleaning.

Cassie: Zane does this too!!!

Eva: Erik leave wet towel on bed. Every day. Is psychological warfare

Caitlin: Evan keeps forgetting our anniversary but somehow remembers every statistic from a random hockey game in 2014

Lisa: Wyatt sleep-talks about defensive coverage

Selena: Nick once sat our toddler down and tried explaining the offside rule to him 

Cassie: Did the toddler understand?

Selena: Honestly? More than I do

Jane: Ilya talks in Russian when he is half asleep
Jane: Once he grabbed me at three in the morning, looked directly into my eyes, and very seriously said something that sounded deeply emotional 

Lisa: What did it mean???

Jane: I'm still learning Russian, but I think it was something like “the refs are cowards.”

Cassie: IM CRYING

Eva: That is most hockey player sentence ever 

Caitlin: Jane, where have you been hiding this personality???

Jane: Mostly in Montreal.

Lisa: No seriously, you’re hilarious 

Jane: Thank you. I have been informed before that I am “accidentally funny.”

Eva: No. Is intentionally funny now
Eva: Growth

Jane: I am evolving.

Cassie: Guys, big news! I'm pregnant!!! 

Caitlin: Omg, congrats Cassie!! 

Lisa: That's amazing, congrats!!! 

Selena: I'm so happy for you, Cassie!! I knew you would join us one day;) 

Jane: Congratulations, Cassie! 

Eva: Nooo, now I and Jane are only cool childless once left! 

Eva: Betrayal 

Eva: Congrats though 

Caitlin: Eva…. 

Eva: What? I speak truth 

Cassie: Haha, love you Eva 

Selena: Do you need anything? I have a bunch of stuff I could give you since I am 100% not having any more kids. I have everything from strollers to maternity clothing:) 

Cassie: That would be amazing Selena, thanks a bunch! 

Selena: Of course <3

Lisa: I'm so excited for you, Cassie!

Caitlin: How far along are you???

Cassie: Almost twelve weeks! We wanted to wait a bit before telling people, just to be safe

Lisa: Omg you’ve been keeping this from us???

Cassie: It was so hard
Cassie: I almost cracked during wine night when Selena offered me merlot and I nearly started crying

Selena: WAIT THAT’S WHY YOU WERE DRINKING SPARKLING WATER???

Cassie: Yes:/

Eva: Sneaky pregnant woman

Jane: Congratulations again, Cassie. Truly.
Jane: I know we do not know each other very well yet, but you already seem like someone who is meant to be a mother.

Cassie: Jane
Cassie: That is genuinely one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me

Lisa: Agreed. I’m emotional now

Caitlin: Same

Eva: Hormones spreading through chat somehow

Selena: Have you told Zane’s family yet?

Cassie: We told his mom yesterday
Cassie: She screamed so loudly the dog started barking

Lisa: That’s adorable haha

Cassie: Zane cried too

Caitlin: STOP THAT’S SO CUTE

Jane: I am trying very hard not to picture Boodram crying.

Cassie: Oh he SOBBED.

Cassie: Full tears. Could barely talk

Cassie: Then immediately started researching tiny hockey skates online

Selena: Of course he did

Eva: Canadian disease

Jane: Ilya would do the same thing.

Lisa: Oh my god

Lisa: Tiny Rozanov skates

Jane: Horrifying thought, honestly.

Caitlin: Why horrifying???

Jane: The world is not prepared for a miniature version of that man.

Eva: Tiny angry Russian child

Jane: Exactly

Jane: He would emerge from the womb already arguing with referees

Cassie: PLEASE 

Caitlin: So girls, what about wine night on Friday? Our boys will be away the whole week and I haven't talked to an adult in way too long 

Caitlin: Plus, I miss you guys 

Lisa: I'm always down for wine night!!! 

Lisa: Especially since I don't have any shifts at the hospital this weekend;) 

Selena: Well, no wine (Cassie is pregnant, remember?), but we should definitely have dinner! 

Caitlin: Oh, yes of course. Sorry Cassie 

Cassie: Hey, no worries. I really don't mind you guys drinking even if I can't. I am so down for dinner!!! 

Cassie: And we can finally meet Jane!! 

Lisa: Omg, yes!! Jane, you'll come to dinner on Friday, won't you? 

Lisa: I can't wait to finally meet you!!! 

Jane: I'm sorry, I won't be able to come. 

Jane: Thank you for the invitation, though:) 

Caitlin: Nooo, why not? 

Jane: I don't live in Ottawa, and won't be able to make the trip because of work. 

Lisa: Oh, really? I didn't know you guys were long distance 

Lisa: I'm just realizing that we don't really know anything about you, Jane. Care to share? 

Jane: There is really not much to tell. I've been told I'm quite boring. 

Lisa: Oh, I'm sure that's not true

Caitlin: Let's start with the basics. Where do you live? What do you do for work? 

Jane: I live in Montreal. I'm not sure what I should say about my job. That's kind of the reason Ilya and I aren't really public about our relationship. Is it ok if I keep it to myself? 

Selena: Hmm, mysterious 

Caitlin: What sort of job could possibly keep you from being with Ilya? 

Cassie: You don't have to tell us anything you don't want to:) 

Cassie: Though I am very curious

Cassie: If you ever change your mind, just know that the WAGs chat is holy and what happens here stays here. Not even our men are privy to these sacred texts;) 

Jane: Thank you for being so understanding. And good to know about the sanctity of the chat:) 

Selena: I need some advice, girls

Cassie: What's up?

Selena: Okay this is embarrassing but Nick has started doing this thing where every time we argue, he suddenly becomes incredibly nice and helpful instead of actually discussing the problem

Lisa: Huh?

Selena: Like yesterday I got upset because he forgot to pick up our son from daycare on time

Selena: And instead of apologizing or talking about it, he cleaned the entire kitchen and folded laundry while sadly staring at me like a wounded Victorian orphan

Caitlin: HAHAHA

Eva: Manipulation

Selena: EXACTLY

Lisa: Men always think acts of service can replace communication

Cassie: To be fair, a clean kitchen would soften me considerably

Selena: Cassie!!!

Jane: I think maybe he is trying to fix the problem instead of addressing the emotions.

Selena: …what?

Jane: Some people panic when they upset someone they love.

Jane: Especially if they are not very good at talking about feelings.

Jane: So they try to “solve” the issue practically instead.

Jane: It does not mean he thinks your feelings are silly. He probably just does not know how to handle them.

Selena: Hm

Jane: But that also does not mean you have to accept it.

Jane: You can appreciate the effort while still telling him that you need an actual conversation and apology.

Lisa: Damn Jane

Lisa: That was weirdly insightful

Eva: Tiny therapist

Jane: Not tiny.

Eva: Tiny therapist 

Jane: :( 

Caitlin: Seriously, that was really good advice

Selena: Yeah… actually that does sound exactly like Nick

Selena: His family never really talked about emotions growing up

Jane: There you go.

Jane: You probably married a golden retriever with anxiety.

Cassie: SCREAMING

Lisa: That is the perfect description of Nick Chouinard

Selena: Oh my god it really is

Caitlin: Wait a minute 

Caitlin: I just realized something 

Eva: What? 

Caitlin: Jane, you live in Montreal

Jane: Yes…?

Caitlin: And you and Roz have been together for a while 

Jane: Where is this going?

Caitlin: Are you the reason Roz upended his life, quit with one of the best teams in the NHL, and moved to Canada of all places to play with a team that hasn't won a single game in like 30 years???

Jane: … 

Jane: Maybe. 

Lisa: !!!

Lisa: That is so fricking cute!!!! 

Eva: Oh, he really loves you!!! 

Cassie: Wait, but why didn't he sign with Montreal, then? Then you two could actually live together and stuff. Not that I am complaining. Roz has been such a blessing to our team 

Cassie: It's too bad he almost never comes to any outings or anything. He seems like a fun guy

Cassie: Zane always gets so disappointed when he doesn't show up for his BBQs 

Lisa: Wait, are you the reason he doesn't come to those that often? 

Jane: Yeah, sorry about that. We try to see each other as much as possible with the distance and our busy schedules. 

Jane: Montreal couldn't afford him, so we picked the closest available option. It's a definite improvement over Boston, so I won't complain. 

Lisa: Oh, right. They probably can't afford both Roz and Hollander. Their salaries must be crazy

Caitlin: Well, now that we know about you, you could both come together to Bood's BBQ™ next time:)

Jane: Maybe.  

Cassie: Well, you at least know that you are always welcome, Jane <3 

Jane: Thank you. 

Lisa: Important question for the group:

Lisa: What is the weirdest superstition your hockey player has?

Caitlin: Evan refuses to wash his “lucky” hoodie during playoffs

Selena: Nick eats the exact same pregame meal every single game and becomes deeply distressed if we run out of pasta

Eva: Erik kisses cross necklace three times before every game

Eva: One time forgot and immediately blamed missed pass on this

Cassie: Zane has to put his left skate on first or apparently the universe collapses

Lisa: Hockey players are genuinely insane

Jane: Ilya listens to the same indie Russian song from a band no one has heard of before every game.

Lisa: That sounds normal actually

Jane: On repeat.

Caitlin: Still not that weird

Jane: For approximately two hours.

Lisa: Never mind

Jane: One time the song got taken off whatever app he uses literally the morning before a game.

Eva: Oh no

Jane: He called me in full panic because apparently “the ritual was ruined” and he was convinced he would play terribly.

Jane: So I spent twenty minutes desperately trying to find some random Russian song online while he spiraled emotionally in my ear.

Selena: Did you find it???

Jane: No, I didn't. I eventually gave up and he asked me to sing it from memory over the phone. 

Eva: This is funniest thing i ever hear

Cassie: NO 

Selena: Did you actually do it???

Jane: Obviously

Jane: I love him very much, unfortunately.

Lisa: “Unfortunately” haha

Jane: It was humiliating for both of us

Jane: I can't sing and I do not speak Russian very well, and he was emotionally vulnerable enough to thank me afterward.

Caitlin: I adore you two and I’ve never even met you 

Cassie: Girls I need opinions immediately

Cassie: Is this baby name cute or terrible:

Cassie: Archer

Lisa: Cute.

Selena: Cute.

Eva: Sounds like rich child who bites people

Caitlin: EVA

Jane: Counterpoint:

Jane: All toddlers bite people eventually.

Cassie: Honestly fair.

Lisa: Jane really just drops one perfect line every conversation and disappears 

Jane: Like a cryptid;)

Eva: Hot cryptid

Jane: Eva???

Eva: What? I support women

Caitlin: Jane, do you have any names you like?

Jane: I do not think I should be trusted with naming children.

Selena: Why not?

Jane: I once named a goldfish “Chairman Whiskers.”

Lisa: OH MY GOD

Cassie: Okay no that’s incredible actually

Jane: Thank you.

Jane: He lived for seven years out of spite.

Lisa: I need everyone to know that Wyatt bought an air fryer yesterday and has already referred to it as “the future of cooking” at least six times

Caitlin: Men discover one appliance and make it their entire personality

Selena: Nick did that with our barbecue

Eva: Erik with blender+

Eva: Made one smoothie and suddenly think he nutrition expert

Cassie: Zane got really into making homemade pizza for like two months

Cassie: He watched three documentaries and started saying words like “fermentation” with confidence

Lisa: Oh my god YES

Lisa: Wyatt keeps explaining “air circulation technology” to me like I didn’t go to medical school

Eva: Hockey players love pretending know science

Caitlin: Evan once tried to explain taxes to me

Selena: Brave of him

Cassie: Did he know what he was talking about?

Caitlin: Absolutely not <3

Lisa: Wait wait wait

Lisa: New question

Lisa: What is the dumbest injury your man has ever gotten off the ice?

Selena: Nick threw his back out sneezing once

Cassie: Zane cut his hand trying to open a coconut

Eva: Erik fractured toe because he kick coffee table while losing at FIFA

Caitlin: Evan gave himself a concussion walking into our garage door

Lisa: STOP HAHAHA

Lisa: Wyatt once got so excited over showing me something from a comic book he was reading that he tripped over his own feet and fell on the coffee table. Got a huge bruise on his arm and ripped his comic book. He was heartbroken 

Caitlin: God, your man is such a nerd haha 

Lise: The best nerd <3 

Selena: What about you, @Jane? Any stories of Roz?

Caitlin: Huh, weird. Guess she´s busy

Selena: We are meeting at Caitlin's house to watch the game tonight, right? My sister is coming to watch the little rascals, so I am free:) 

Lisa: Yes, that's the plan! I'll bring those fancy cheeses i got at the farmers market last weekend 

Eva: Yes, is still plan. I bring good beer 

Cassie: I still haven't heard anything from Jane 

Cassie: Do you guys think that she´s ok? I know we have only known her for like a month, but it doesn't seem like her to just stop responding for so long…

Caitlin: It´s only been a few days, but I do agree.

Caitlin: @Jane, are you alright? 

Jane: I'm fine, just a lot going on right now. Didn't mean to scare you

Cassie: It's fine, honey! Good to hear from you

Cassie: Is there anything you want to talk about? 

Lisa: We are here for you if you need us <3 

Caitlin: It´s alright, you don't have to answer right now (or ever). Just know that we are here for you <3

Lisa: I guess i will see you guys in a bit 

Cassie: Yeah, I will be on my way in a moment. Just waiting for the cookies to finish baking

Eva: Cassie cookies!! They are best ever:) 

Jane: Hey, can I ask for some advice? Sorry that i havent been very active here recently…

Cassie: Yes of course! What is it? 

Jane: Or, well, maybe it's a bit stupid. I don't really know if there is any advice to be given in this situation. 

Selena: If you just want to talk, that is completely fine too <3

Caitlin: Yeah, what´s been bothering you babe? 

Jane: I guess the short answer is that things are kind of not great at work right now, and I don't know what to do to fix it? I don't know. Maybe I'm just being dramatic.

Cassie: That really sucks, Jane. Do you want to talk about it? Might help to let it all out. Maybe we can help you get a sense of things 

Jane: Alright. Thank you. 

Jane: A few days ago I told my coworkers something I really shouldn't have, and now they are acting really strange around me. I really fucked up and now everything is weird and different, and i dont know the rules anymore, and i dont know how to fix it. I am supposed to be their leader, but now I feel like I have lost their respect. Some won´t even look me in the fucking eye. 

Jane: And I can't tell Ilya, because he has so much on his plate and it would be unfair, because I know he will worry, and I'm probably making this a bigger deal than it actually is. I don't want to be a burden to him

Jane: I really don't know what to do. Do I just wait and hope this blows over or something? Do I try talking to someone? That would probably just make things worse… 

Jane: I really don't know what to do… 

Cassie: Wow, that sounds rough… 

Cassie: What was it that you said to them? I won't judge you or anything, i just want to understand the situation 

Jane: I really can't tell you, I'm sorry. 

Jane: I don't know if I can say this to another human being ever again if this is going to keep happening.

Jane: I just feel so stupid. 

Cassie: No, you are not stupid. You trusted your co-workers with something, and they betrayed that trust. That is on them, not on you. Whatever it is, it probably doesn't warrant this kind of reaction, and im sorry its happening to you

Jane: You don't even know what it is. How can you be so sure that they are the ones in the wrong?

Cassie: Well, is this something that involves hurting others or yourself?

Jane: No.

Cassie: Is it illegal?

Jane: No

Cassie: Then it doesn't warrant this reaction

Cassie: Simple

Lisa: Yeah, this is horrible. You should definitely talk to a higher up, or maybe just quit and find a better job

Jane: I can't do that. Talking to a higher up would just make it worse, and I can't quit this job. It is literally all that I am. It´s my life, and everything that it has been leading up to. 

Jane: You know what, just forget I said anything. It doesn't matter.

Cassie: Yes, it does matter. If it's making you uncomfortable or upset, then it definitively matters 

Jane: No, I'm just being dramatic. Forget it, please 

Jane: And please don't tell Ilya. I´ll deal with this. 

Lisa: Are you sure?

Jane: Yes. 

Lisa: … I don't like this, but alright. If things get worse, then you let us (or at least someone) know, ok?

Jane: Ok. 

Lisa: I mean it 

Jane: Ok, fine. I will. 

Caitlin: Girls emergency

Caitlin: Evan tried to cook dinner

Lisa: Oh no

Caitlin: The fire alarm is going off

Eva: Again?

Caitlin: AGAIN

Jane: I feel like at a certain point this stops being incompetence and becomes performance art

Cassie: HAHAHA

Selena: Video call us. I want to judge him in real time

Caitlin: He says “tell Jane I’m trying my best.”

Jane: Tell him the smoke detector disagrees.

Lisa: JANE 

Caitlin: Jane, how are things at work? Is it getting any better?

Jane: Yeah, it's fine. I guess I was just making a big deal out of nothing. They are probably right anyway. 

Caitlin: What do you mean by that?

Jane: My co-workers are just trying to push me to be better. Of course there should be higher expectations for me as their leader. I was just being sensitive, I guess.  

Cassie: I probably don't have enough information to know anything, really, but this doesn't sound good, Jane 

Lisa: Yeah, are you sure you're ok? Working Too hard is also not good; I should know, I'm a doctor. During my residency, and for a few years after, I nearly worked my way into the ground, and it ended with a full-on panic attack in front of a patient. Needless to say, it was not good. Had to take some time of work 

Lisa: So what im saying is: Please for the love of hockey (or rather, for the love of hockey players), be careful

Lisa: And please talk to Roz if you haven't already

Jane: I'm sorry that happened to you, Lisa. 

Jane: But really, I'm fine. Thank you for your concern, but it's ok:) 

Jane: I've already talked to Ilya, don't worry. 

Caitlin: Alright, we will back off now. But just know that we are here for you whenever you need us <3

Rozanov:

Cassie: Hi Roz, how are you doing?

Rozanov: Fine…? Is everything good? Is Bood alright?

Cassie: Yeah, everything´s fine here:) 

Cassie: I just wanted to talk to you about something 

Rozanov: Yes? 

Cassie: It's about Jane. Is she doing ok? I'm a bit worried about her 

Rozanov: You are worried about Jane? 

Rozanov: Why? Did something happen? 

Cassie: Yeah, I know I haven't known her for very long, but she just seems a bit off these days. And I'm worried about her work situation

Rozanov: What work situation? How is she “off”? 

Cassie: Oh, you don't know about the work thing? She said she had talked to you about it 

Rozanov: No, she has not talked about any work “thing”. What is it?

Cassie: I don't know if I should tell you. I kind of feel like i am breaking her trust already

Rozanov: Please tell me. I have also been worried. I don't think she is feeling very good lately, but she wont talk to me about it 

Cassie: That sucks, Roz, I'm sorry 

Cassie: She didn't tell us much (she is very secretive), but from what I understand, she told her co-workers something about herself (?) a few weeks ago, and now they are treating her differently. I don't know what that means exactly, but it sounds like they are being very shitty to her and putting extra pressure on her at work and stuff 

Cassie: Do you know what she said to them? Not that it´s any of my business 

Rozanov: Shit 

Rozanov: Yes, I know what he told them. He said that they had taken it well 

Rozanov: No, wait i mean “she”

Rozanov: Stupid autocorrect 

Rozanov: Stupid English language 

Cassie: Rozanov, I'm going to ask you something, and I want you to know that no matter what the answer is, it wont change anything in my eyes, ok? 

Cassie: Is Jane a man?

Rozanov: Would you believe if i say no?

Cassie: Not really, no 

Rozanov: Fuck 

Rozanov: You can not tell anybody, ok?

Rozanov: Promise you will not tell anybody

Cassie: I won't. Of course I won't. Your secret is safe with me

Rozanov: I am serious, Cassie. No one can know 

Rozanov: Not yet

Rozanov: Is not safe for us 

Cassie: I swear on my soon-to-be-born child, Roz, I won't say anything 

Rozanov: Good. Thank you

Cassie: So he told his co-workers that he´s queer?

Rozanov: Gay, yes 

Rozanov: He told me it was ok 

Rozanov: Why did he lie to me?

Rozanov: Why did he tell you but not me? 

Cassie: I don't know, Roz. Maybe he feels like he is burdening you, or didn't want to make it a big deal. I think he thinks he is just being dramatic with this whole situation. He seems like kind of an anxious person:( 

Rozanov: He could never be burden. I love him so much. I want to be there for him, but he will not let me

Rozanov: And it is big deal. His co-workers are assholes, and do not deserve him 

Rozanov: He is so sweet and good, with cutest freckles, he does not deserve this 

Cassie: No, he really doesn't deserve this 

Cassie: I know now is really not the time, but it is very sweet to see you gushing over him. Didn't think I would ever see this side of you. Despite everything, im happy you two have each other 

Rozanov: He is the best thing in my life. I love him more than anything 

Rozanov: What can I do for him? How can I help? 

Cassie: I don't know, Roz. I guess you just have to be there for him. Let him know he is not alone in this 

Rozanov: Is not enough 

Cassie: Can you get him to talk to someone higher up? He didn't seem very keen on the idea, but this is serious. Homophobia in the workplace is no joke, and most companies do not stand it. They could do something 

Cassie: Or if this is very bad, maybe he should just quit 

Rozanov: It will not help much, I think. His workplace is very old fashion. Like mine is 

Rozanov: He can not quit. His job is everything to him 

Cassie: Then I really don't know, Roz. Maybe just being there is the only thing you can do 

Rozanov: I hate this 

Rozanov: I feel very helpless 

Cassie: Yeah, me too 

Rozanov: Thank you for talking with me, Cassie. You are good friend 

Cassie: Of course:) 

Chapter End Notes

Thank you for reading this; hope you enjoyed it.

Edit: I was really not expecting people to read this, but i am ridiculously happy that so many people seem to enjoy this story. Thank you all for your comments and your love:)
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Chapter 2

Chapter Notes

Thank you so much, everyone, from reading this story. I was really not expecting so many people to enjoy it, and I am absolutely thrilled!
I was going to just do one more chapter, but it was getting so long that I decided there would be 3 chapters total.
I really hope you enjoy this chapter. It's definitely more chaotic than the last one, and also took a bit of an angsty turn. There will be a happy ending, though, I promise:)
Just mind the tags, please

Thank you again <3

Ottawa WAGs 

Lisa: Wyatt has discovered “protein pancakes” again and now my kitchen smells like powdered eggs and suffering

Caitlin: Evan did that last year

Caitlin: They somehow taste both wet and burnt at the same time

Eva: Erik put protein powder in coffee once

Eva: It did not… melt (?) in coffee and i nearly died when i breathed it on accident 

Lisa: Yeah, like I understand that they are professional athletes and that they need to eat healthy during playoffs and all that, but are we sure some of this protein crap is really all that healthy?

Lisa: Or edible at all?

Cassie: Zane keeps buying those giant tubs of powder in flavors that should not exist

Cassie: “Birthday Cake Explosion” is not a real food.

Selena: Nick tried one called “Chocolate Peanut Butter Blitz” and it smelled like drywall

Eva: Why are they like this?

Jane: Yeah, I'm not convinced. I mean, protein is important for a good performance on the ice, but processed protein powder sludge is not a replacement for a healthy, balanced diet. It's much better to get protein from natural sources, like fish, eggs, tofu, some beans and legumes. 

Jane: But no, most hockey players will just slurp on their powders and call it healthy, then will immediately ruin it by eating like an unsupervised twelve-year-old.

Caitlin: Oh wow, I didn't take you for a health nut, Jane 

Caitlin: You are full of surprises 

Caitlin: But of course i agree with you 

Selena: Hockey players are incapable of balance

Jane: Exactly.

Jane: Last week I spent two hours making a proper meal for Ilya because he kept complaining about feeling sluggish.

Lisa: Aw, that’s really sweet

Jane: Thank you. 

Jane: Anyway, he called it “rabbit food” and then three hours later I found him eating cold McDonald’s fries directly out of the bag while standing in front of the open fridge.

Cassie: NOOOOO

Eva: Athlete fuel

Jane: No, Eva.

Jane: That is not fuel.

Jane: That is poison.

Lisa: I KNEW you were the healthy one in the relationship

Caitlin: Yeah wait maybe this isn't such shocking information 

Caitlin: Jane absolutely gives off “goes on little wellness walks” energy

Jane: I just think if your body is your livelihood, maybe treat it with a little respect.

Selena: Meanwhile our men survive exclusively on caffeine, sodium, and vibes

Jane: Exactly. 

Jane: Ilya genuinely tried to tell me that onion rings count as vegetables and are actually healthy 

Cassie: I mean technically…

Jane: Do not encourage him.

Eva: Does he at least eat some non-fried vegetables sometimes?

Jane: He eats potatoes.

Lisa: THAT DOESN’T COUNT

Jane: Apparently it does in Russia.

Cassie: Honestly I'm obsessed with the mental image of tiny health-conscious Jane trying to keep Roz alive while he actively treats his body like a gas-station trash can 

Jane: You joke, but one time I tricked him into drinking one of my green juices that I make in the mornings and he stared at it like I had personally betrayed him.

Jane: And wait, why do you all think I am “tiny”? I can assure you, I am anything but.

Eva: Yes you are. Tiny Jane 

Selena: The more fervently you try to deny it, the more i am convinced that you are like 4´8 ft

Selena: Did he drink it?

Jane: I'm really, really not. 

Jane: I'm actually quite tall. 

Selena: Sure you are, honey:) 

Jane: You are so annoying.

Jane: Yes, he did drink it. 

Jane: While making direct eye contact with me the entire time, like a hostage proving he could survive torture.

Lisa: I am CRYING.

Jane: Then he asked if he could get McDonald’s afterward.

Cassie: Diabolical. Instant divorce 

Jane: I mean, we are not married yet, so we couldn't really get a divorce, but I do agree that it was diabolical. 

Cassie: Haha, i love you Jane 

Ottawa WAGs 

Caitlin: Evan and I have been talking, now that the girls are in pre-school and all that, that maybe it would be a good idea to move. Maybe a nice house in the suburbs with a garden and separate rooms for the both of them. Somewhere near a good school

Caitlin: What do you guys think?

Lisa: I think that´s a great idea! 

Cassie: Oh yes, absolutely! I mean you certainly have the money for it

Cassie: I'm honestly kind of surprised that you haven't moved already 

Caitlin: Just the thought of moving and the whole housing market thing makes me want to tear my hair out, I´m gonna be so real with you

Caitlin: And Evan is always so busy, so I know most of it is  gonna fall on me 

Caitlin: But I think it needs to be done 

Lisa: No, that's so understandable. Real estate agents scare me 

Jane: If you need any help, Caitlin, I'd be happy to lend you a hand.

Jane: What price range are you thinking of? Do you have any preferences in architectural styles? Do you prefer new houses to older models? The company I worked with when designing and building my current house is great if you are thinking of going in that direction.

Jane: What school are you thinking of sending the girls to? Commute time? How important is walkability to you? 

Cassie: Jesus Christ, Jane

Selena: Where did that come from?

Lisa: You´re not secretly a real estate agent, are you…? 

Jane: No, I'm not a real estate agent. I can just appreciate good architecture and have a few investments here and there.

Jane: Although, Ilya does like calling me “Ms. Real Estate” when teasing me about it. 

Caitlin: “A few investments”???

Caitlin: Jane, are you secretly rich???

Jane: I am engaged to a professional hockey player, Caitlin. It would be financially irresponsible not to invest some of that money somewhere sensible.

Jane: But yes, I also have a bit of money;) 

Lisa: This is the hottest thing you've ever said

Caitlin: Oh, you are That girl 

Eva: Financial literacy queen.

Jane: Thank you all very much for appreciating my spreadsheets.

Cassie: SPREADSHEETS???

Jane: Colour-coded.

Selena: Oh my god

Lisa: Rozanov really looked at this woman, drooling over contracts and spreadsheets and cale, and said “yes, this is the one”

Jane: In his defense, I am very charming.

Cassie: Yeah, fair enough 

Caitlin: Wait but would you actually be willing to help me with this? I would love you forever if you say yes

Caitlin: And I could pay you

Caitlin: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing

Jane: Yes, of course Caitlin. No payment needed .

Jane: Most people don't, honestly.

Jane: Housing markets are deeply evil and buying property is basically psychological warfare.

Caitlin: Thank you thank you thank you!!! 

Caitlin: You are an absolute life saver!! 

Jane: Happy to help:)

Jane: Just send me a direct message about what you are looking for and I'll look into it:) 

Cassie: God bless you, Jane 

Jane <3 

Lily: I'll always be here for you, moye derevo, whenever you need me 

Jane: Your tree?

Jane: I know, Ilya. I love you too. 

Jane: I'm sorry for leaving like that.

Jane: And for yelling at you.

Jane: And just for everything, I guess.

Lily: No, I'm sorry. I should have handled that more delicate  

Lily: It´s just so hard to see that you are hurting and you will not let me help you 

Jane: I told you, I'm fine.

Lily: You are not fine, Solnyshko 

Lily: Please do not lie to me 

Jane: I can handle it.

Jane: Can we not do this again? Please?

Lily: Shane…

Jane: Please just drop it, Ilya 

Lily: Alright, I will. For now 

Lily: I still do not like this 

Jane: Thank you. 

Jane:  I love you 

Lily: I love you too <3

Ottawa WAGs 

Cassie: Is anyone else watching the Montreal - Toronto game right now?

Caitlin: Yeah, Evan and I are watching it 

Caitlin: What is going on?

Lisa: I´m still at the hospital. What is happening?

Cassie: Montreal is playing like shit 

Cassie: Or well, maybe not shit, it is Montreal after all 

Cassie: But they seem kind of “off”?

Caitlin: Yeah, I see what you mean

Caitlin: Do you guys remember Shane Hollander getting hurt in any recent games? He seems very out of it, or something. He has barely touched the puck all game

Cassie: Well, it's not like the others are giving him much of a chance. I don't think I´ve seen anyone on his team passing him the puck even once 

Lisa: No, Hollander hasn't been hurt in any recent games 

Lisa: Strange 

Caitlin: Of course you would know;) 

Lisa: I resent the implication being made here 

Lisa: This is slander 

Cassie: Oh please, we all know you're like in love with him or something  

Lisa: I just think he is aesthetically pleasing to look at and a really good player 

Lisa: That´s not a crime 

Cassie: Sure;) 

Lisa: Come on, you can't tell me you don't find him hot

Lisa: I mean have you seen the new Peloton ad he did??

Lisa: He is just objectively a very handsome, very hot, very attractive guy. Nothing wrong with admitting it 

Cassie: I mean, yeah he is attractive, but he is also kind of enemy nr. 1 

Cassie: And we don't simp for our enemy, Lisa. It's not good sportsmanship

Eva: He is barely threat with how shit he is playing right now 

Eva: Maybe enemy nr. 34 

Caitlin: Oof, that´s a low blow, Eva hahahhah 

Hayden:

Hayden: I'm sorry for not stepping in. I fucking hate seeing how they treat you, man

Shane: It's fine. I understand .

Shane: Not much you can do anyway .

Hayden: They have no right to talk to you like that! You are still our captain! 

Hayden: And why was Coach making you bag skate? We won the last game!

Shane: Barely.

Hayden: Yeah, but you scored one of the two goals. How can he justify punishing you for that?? This has completely stopped making any fucking sense. They don't even bother with excuses anymore

Hayden: And i feel like a fucking asshole for just standing by and letting you take it. I'm so sorry, man 

Shane: Can we please just stop talking about it?

Shane: I'm fine. I can take it. 

Hayden: Fine

Hayden: Good night Shane

Ottawa WAGs 

Caitlin: You are all invited to our beautiful new house next Friday for a housewarming party!!! And bring your men:) 

Lisa: Omg, that's so exciting!! How in the world did you get a whole house so quick? It's been like 3 weeks??? 

Caitlin: I dont know, im pretty sure Jane is a witch or something

Caitlin: We talked for like an hour about everything Evan and I were looking for in a house and then like 4 business days later, she had found me the perfect house??

Caitlin: I barely had to do anything except go to the open house and sign some stuff!! 

Caitlin: I am absolutely speechless 

Caitlin: I owe you my life, Jane 

Caitlin: Or maybe my firstborn 

Lisa: That is… 

Lisa: Unbelievable 

Lisa: Literally how, Jane??

Jane: You would give me your 5 year old daughter? 

Caitlin: Jane, im serious

Caitlin: Thank you

Jane: You´re welcome:)

Jane: And it wasn't “perfect”. I'm sorry I couldn't find a house that ticked all the boxes. 

Caitlin: What are you on about?? This is literally my dream house in the best location possible 

Jane: But you wanted a hot tub in the garden. This house doesn't have one. And it's a bit far from the ice rink. 

Caitlin: Well, Evan has a car, so that's not a problem 

Caitlin: And you gave me the number for your builder guy. I talked to him yesterday and he's gonna put up a hot tub next summer 

Caitlin: I'm so happy:) 

Caitlin: Thank you thank you thank you 

Jane: Well, that's what matters the most. 

Jane: Like I said, happy to help.

Caitlin: You have to come to the housewarming party, Jane! 

Caitlin: I feel like I need to thank you properly, in person. Serenade you with a string quartet and cover you in gifts, or something along those lines maybe 

Caitlin: I'll figure something out 

Jane: I'm sorry, I don't think I can make it.

Jane: Sorry.

Jane: I'll send Ilya with a housewarming gift and a hug from me.

Caitlin: Noooo

Caitlin: I really want you to come 

Caitlin: I can have it some other day. When would you be available? 

Jane: I'm sorry…. 

Jane: I really wish I could. I just don't think it's a good idea as things are right now.

Jane: It's not that I don't want to see you guys, or that I don't trust you, because I absolutely do. It's just kind of a complicated situation for us.

Jane: I'm sorry. 

Caitlin: No, it's alright. I just wanted to show you my gratitude 

Caitlin: I don't want to do anything that makes you uncomfortable or anything. I can't say I understand, but I don't need to 

Caitlin: You are our friend, and we will only meet when you are ready to, no sooner 

Lisa: Yeah, I agree. You are our friend, Jane. No matter what 

Jane: Thank you so much. 

Jane: You are such great friends. I´m really happy to have met you.

Cassie: So are you <3 

Cassie: But im excited to see the house!! 

Lisa: Yeah, same here!! You needed a new toaster, right? 

Caitlin: You really don't need to bring any presents. I just wanted to share my new house with my friends:) 

Lisa: Answer the question, Caitlin 

Caitlin: Fine. Yes, I do need a new Toaster. The girls broke ours last month while doing one of their “experiments”, and it probably would have been salvageable if Evan hadn't then insisted that he definitely knew how to fix toasters

Caitlin: Spoiler alert: he does not know how to fix toasters 

Eva: How is possible to break toaster? 

Caitlin: I don't know, Eva 

Caitlin: I really don't know

Jane: Mind you, the only impression I have of Evan is what I see in this chat group. 

Jane: You guys do not paint a very flattering picture of the man. 

Lisa: But we do paint a very accurate one:)

Caitlin: Lisa!

Caitlin: He might be a bit of a mess, and almost lethal in the kitchen, but he has a good heart 

Cassie: Just “a bit of a mess” - god, you really do love him, don't you?

Cassie: How embarrassing for you;) 

Caitlin: Stop bullying my husband, only I get to do that >:(

Caitlin: And besides, it's not like your boys are any better 

Eva: Is true. I fear we all have bad taste for men 

Eva: They are all “a bit of mess”

Lisa: But we love them anyway <3 

Jane: Unfortunately.

Ottawa WAGs 

Cassie: Great news guys!!! 

Cassie: We have a new member in our midst!!!

Lisa: What?? 

Lisa: Who? When? 

Cassie: Troy and Harris finally made it official!!!

Cassie: Everybody say hi to Harris:) 

Caitlin: Omg, i knew it!!! 

Caitlin: Hi Harris, thanks for last time:) 

Selena: I'm so happy to hear that!! Congratulations Harris!!

Eva: I had feeling Troy was gay

Eva: Hi Harris:) 

Eva: Bring good apple cider at next meeting 

Harris: Hi guys!! Thanks for having me, even though im technically not a WAG haha 

Caitlin: Of course! You are one of us now, and there is no escaping that>:) 

Lisa: One of us! One of us! 

Cassie: Oh shit, you're right Harris. Do you want us to change the acronym?

Cassie: We can find something more inclusive 

Cassie: WAGB maybe?

Lisa: Wouldn't it be WAGAB?

Lisa: Or maybe WAHAGAB, in case you get married?

Harris: No no, that's fine. I'm cool with being a WAG:) 

Cassie: Amazing:) Welcome to the WAGs then Harris <3 

Cassie: I don't really think introductions are necessary since we're already all on a first name bases with most of your family haha 

Selena: Not Jane 

Harris: Who´s Jane? 

Harris: Oh wait, isn't that the girl Rozanov is always talking about? 

Lisa: Yeah, she's Roz's fiancée! 

Lisa: Harris, meet Jane. She lives in Montreal and has been with Roz for years, apparently. Very secretive, very awesome. Secret house whisperer 

Lisa: And Jane, meet Harris. He is our Social Media Guy, local apple-cider dealer, and Chiron´s dad 

Harris: Great to meet you, Jane!! :)

Selena: Jane?

Lisa: Not a great time to disappear on us sweetie 

Caitlin: You guys don't think she's homophobic, do you? 

Caitlin: Why else would she not respond? We can see that she has seen this…

Harris: Let's not jump to any conclusions. I'm sure she´s just busy with something

Cassie: Yeah, I'm sure she isn't homophobic. Roz wouldn't date someone like that 

Cassie: And we know Jane. She´s a sweetheart 

Lisa: I hope you´re right

Lisa: Because we don't stand for bullshit like that here. Homophobes and racists can go straight to hell, and I´ll gladly aid their journey 

Lily <3 

Jane: Is Troy really gay? 

Lily: Yes, he and Harris are now couple. Very cute:) 

Jane: And the team is fine with it? 

Lily:  Yes, they are good team, good people. Bood made them kiss for luck before last game and everything. Very good team 

Lily:  Are you ok? 

Jane: Yeah, I'm good. Just… processing, I guess 

Jane: Shit, I don't know what to say to the WAGs, and now they all think im homophobic or something 

Jane: I'm freaking out 

Jane: Why am I freaking out? This is so stupid 

Jane: What if I say the wrong thing and they all figure it out?

Jane: What if I say the wrong thing and they all think I hate Harris?

Jane: What if they all hate me now?

Lily: Is fine, my love. Just breathe moye oblako, is alright 

Lily: They do not hate you, they are good people. They will not hurt you 

Lily:  Just breathe, Sweetheart. You are good. Everything is good. I will be home in 20 minutes. Just breathe 

Jane: Why am I so upset? I should be happy for them. I am happy for them

Jane: But… I just 

Lily:  But you wish things could be like this for you, for us, also 

Jane: Yeah, I guess I do 

Lily:  I'm sorry, moya zvezda. One day we will love beneath the sun and the world will sing with us, but for now we must hide and we must wait 

Lily:  I am so sorry that your team is not as accepting of you as they should be. It is unfair to you

Jane: They are not that bad. It's just a lot to adjust to, I get that.

Lily: Do not excuse them, my Love 

Lily: Please 

Ottawa WAGs 

….

Cassie: Yeah, I'm sure she isn't. Roz wouldn't date someone like that 

Cassie: And we know Jane. She´s a sweetheart 

Lisa: I hope you´re right

Lisa: Because we don't stand for bullshit like that. Homophobes and racists can fuck of straight to hell, and I´ll gladly aid their journey 

Cassie: No, absolutely. I agree. We do not tolerate any bigotry here, or anywhere for that matter. I just don't think Jane is like that. Lets at least wait for her to answer before we bring out the pitchforks please

Lisa: Yes, fine 

Lisa: Of course 

Jane: Hi everyone, sorry for the silence. Great to meet you Harris! I'm really happy for you and Troy:) 

Lisa: Oh thank God, Jane 

Lisa: You scared the shit out of me 

Jane: Sorry, I really didn't mean to do that. I´m glad to see that you have such a strong “no-bigots-allowed” policy.

Harris: Yeah, I definitely agree there! 

Harris: You guys are awesome:) 

Lisa: I'm sorry for assuming the worst. It's just unfortunately very common in the hockey world, and I'm so tired of that bullshit 

Jane: No really, it's fine. I get it, I really do. The hockey world can be ruthless to people who don't fit into their very narrow idea of “normal”. 

Cassie:

Cassie: Hi Jane, sorry to be messaging you like this, but i just wanted to check and see if you were ok?

Jane: Yeah, I'm fine.

Jane: Why wouldn't I be? 

Cassie: I just want to say that you are a great friend and I'm so happy Roz has you. It´s clear from miles away how happy you make him 

Jane: I feel like there is a “but” here.

Cassie: No! No buts. I just wanted you to know how much the other WAGs and I care about you before I tell you this 

Cassie: When I was talking with Roz the other day, I accidentally figured out that you are a man. I´m really sorry, and I just want you to know that I'm obviously perfectly ok with it and that I have not and will never tell anyone about this. Ever 

Jane: Oh 

Cassie: I wasn't going to say anything to you, but I just figured with the whole Harris thing that you might need someone to talk to? 

Jane: You really don't mind it?

Cassie: Of course I don't! Why would I? 

Cassie: You´ve already seen how much I love Harris, why would this be any different? 

Jane: Because it is different.

Cassie: How so?

Jane: Well, I lied to you all, for one. You don't mind that?

Jane:You don't even know my name.

Cassie: You weren't ready to tell us and you weren't sure if we were safe. That´s not something you need to apologize for 

Cassie: And I may not know your name, but I do know you, “Jane”. You are a great friend, and this doesn't change that. 

Jane: I don't know what to say 

Cassie: What about “Thank you Cassie, you're the best friend a guy could have:)”

Jane: Yeah, thank you, Cassie.

Cassie: Maybe you should talk to Harris. Might be nice to talk to someone who understands 

Jane: I don't know…

Cassie: I know he comes across as a bit of a blabber, and trust me he is, but he is literally the nicest and most loyal person you will ever meet. He won't tell a soul if you ask him not to

Cassie: And you don't even have to tell him anything. Might just be nice to gain a new friend that is in a similar position 

Jane: I´ll think about it 

Jane: Thank you 

Rose 

Rose: Hi Shane! How´s life treating you? Haven't heard from you in ages!

Shane: Hi Rose, good to hear from you 

Shane: I´m good, just been really busy 

Rose: Yeah, I saw your game against New York yesterday

Shane: Oh god, please don't remind me 

Shane: They absolutely slaughtered us 

Rose: Yeah, it wasn't great 

Shane: It was horrendous 

Rose: A bit, yeah 

Rose: Is something going on with the team? 

Rose: You guys are on a bit of a losing streak 

Shane: Just been a weird few months. It's fine.

Shane: I just need to work harder.

Rose: Shouldn't you be resting for a bit? I saw that hit from Hunter. Must have left quite the bruise 

Shane: No rest for the wicked, as they say.

Shane: What about you? How's it going with that new movie you were talking about?

Rose: You are not subtle, Shane. I can see that you´re changing the subject 

Rose: But I'll allow it, for now

Rose: The new movie is actually going really well! It´s a weird little indie film, and all my co-stars are hilarious 

Rose: And, best of all: I get to do the kidnapping this time>:) 

Shane: Hahaha, that's great Rose! I'm happy for you… i guess.

Rose: Thank you very much

Rose: I have always wanted to commit fictional crimes

Shane: Finally living your dream.

Rose: Exactly!

Rose: I really need to go now, the shoots are starting, but ill talk to you soon!!

Rose: And we are definitely having dinner next time I'm in town!!

Shane: Yeah, of course. Great to hear from you Rose:) 

Ottawa WAGs 

Cassie: Important question:

Cassie: What is the dumbest thing your man has ever been irrationally confident about?

Selena: Nick once insisted he could install our new washing machine himself

Lisa: Oh no

Selena: We flooded the laundry room

Eva: Erik think he can fight bear

Caitlin: Evan fully believes he would survive in the wilderness despite having never even gone camping

Jane: Ilya is convinced he could land a plane in an emergency

Lisa: Wyatt thinks he could become a doctor “if he really applied himself”

Harris: Troy became deeply convinced he could cut his own hair the other day

Cassie: PLEASE tell me he actually tried

Harris: He did

Lisa: OH MY GOD

Harris: It looked like a lawnmower attack

Selena: HAHAHA

Harris: He stared at himself in the mirror for a full minute afterward and then calmly stated:

Harris: “This is not quite what I envisioned.”

Cassie: IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Selena: Did he have to play like that???

Harris: Yes, he was too proud to admit that he needed help

Harris: It was one of the happiest days of my life. He was so embarrassed 

Harris: Then, as soon as we go to his place, he begged me to fix it

Harris: It was adorable 

Cassie: You guys are so cute <3

Harris: ;)

Ottawa WAGs 

Jane:  I'm sorry I'm always dumping things on you guys, I just don't know who else to talk to. You don't need to read this, and it's maybe best if you don't, but I just need to get it out there. 

Jane: I don't think things are getting any better at work. In fact, it feels like they are just getting worse. They all look at me like I'm disgusting, like in a diseased rat that just crawled out of the sewer. I think they might hate me, or at least some of them. My superior too. He singles me out every time I make even the smallest of mistakes. If our performance is bad, it is always somehow my fault, and I get punished for it. And it's affecting my performance, which essentially proves them right, which leads to more hate from them, which leads to more mistakes, and so on. I hate it here. Even the two people who actually accepted me have kind of turned their back on me, and it hurts even though I know it's not their fault. It's not worth it, to stand with me. They will just get hurt. I just feel completely trapped, and I can't talk to Ilya about it because I've already lied to him so much, and this would break his heart. I've been telling myself to just endure it, that if I just ignore it and keep going, it will eventually manage to prove to them that I am still me, that I am still valuable to them, but I don't know who I am kidding anymore. This is an endless tunnel I am going down, and it will not get better. 

Jane: This job used to be everything to me, still is really, but now every time I wake up and think of the day to come, all I feel is… dread I guess. I feel so alone, all the time. I hate this, i hate this, i hate this 

Lisa: Jane, honey, it's the middle of the night. Are you alone? 

Lisa: Jane, please answer me 

Lisa: Is Ilya with you? 

Lisa: I really think you should quit that job. I know it's difficult, but this isn't ok 

Lisa: Please let me know that you are ok 

(Jane has unsent a message) 

(Jane has unsent a message) 

(Jane has unsent a message) 

Ilya Rozanov 

Lisa: Is Jane with you? 

Lisa: Rozanov, please answer

Lisa: This is important 

Rozanov: Is middle of night 

Rozanov: No, Jane is home in Montreal 

Rozanov: What is going on?

Lisa: She just sent this in the WAGs chat, and then deleted it like 10 min later

(Lisa sent a photo)

Lisa: I'm really worried about her 

Rozanov: Fuck

Rozanov: I knew it

Rozanov: I will drive to her now 

Rozanov: Thank you for letting me know 

Lisa: It´s bad, isn't it?

Rozanov: Yes. She will not admit, but yes. Is bad 

Lisa: Please take care of our Jane <3

Lisa: Drive safe 

Rozanov: Thank you, Lisa. Have good night shift 

Lisa: No promises there, but thank you 

Jane <3 

Lily: Shane, are you ok? 

Lily:  Lisa told me of your message 

Lily:  I am on the way 

Jane: Im fine

Lily: Please don't do this to me. Please don't push me away 

Call from: Lily [Transcript]

Ilya:  “Shane?”

Shane: [erratic breathing heard from the other side]

Ilya: “Shane? Are you there moya zhizn?” 

Shane: “Yeah, i´m- i´m here”. 

Lily:  “Good, my love. I am on the way. I will be there before you know. Just stay with me on phone until then, ok? You can do this?” 

Shane: “I- yeah, I can do this”. 

Ilya: “Good, good, moya lyubov. Now take deep breath for me, ok?”

Ilya: [deep, exaggerated breath]

Shane: [A halting and ragged breath]

Shane: “I don´t think i can- I- I can´t -” 

Ilya: “Is alright, my sweet Shane. Just try to follow by breath, slow and steady, yes? Just listen to my breath, yes?”

[Several minutes of two souls breathing together. It takes time, but eventually they start to match] 

Ilya: “There you are, moya lyubov. Perfect. Are you alright?”

Shane: “Yeah. Thank you, Ilya”

Ilya: “You are so kind and good and perfect, Moy dorogoy. I love you so much”

Shane: “I love you, too, Ilya” 

Ilya: “You know I would do anything for you, Shane”

Shane: “I know. I would do the same” 

Ilya: “Then why do you hide your hurt from me?”

Shane: “... I'm sorry. I couldn't-” 

Ilya: “Is alright, my Shane. Please just breathe for now, maybe get tea cup. I am not too far away. When I come, I will take you in my arms, and I will kiss every freckle on your beautiful face, and then we will rest together, yes?”

Shane: “But what about-” 

Ilya: “We will talk tomorrow. I think now is only time for resting, yes?” 

Shane: “Thank you, Ilya. I love you so much”

[End of transcript] 

Jane <3 

Lily:  Thank you for sharing with me, Moy dorogoy. I know is very hard

Lily: We will figure something out. This is not acceptable 

Jane: Like I said, I don't think there is anything to be done. They're not going to change their minds about me

Lily: Then maybe it is time to move on?

Jane: I can't abandon my team. They are the ones that drafted me. I've been playing with them for years.

Lily: But they have already abandoned you, my love 

Jane: No, I just need to work harder. Show them that I'm still worth something.

Lily: You are worth everything, Shane. It is not your fault that they do not see it

Jane: I need to go, Ilya. I'll see you tomorrow.

Jane: I love you.

Lily: I love you too

WAGs for Jane: 

Lisa: I know it's really shitty to make a separate chat with everyone excluding one member, but im really worried about Jane 

Cassie: I am too. What was it she said the other night and then deleted? I think you were the only one who say it 

(Lisa sent a photo)

Lisa: I really don't think she is in a good place right now, and I'm starting to get really worried

Harris: This is awful! What is the context here? Is this something you knew about?

Cassie: A few months ago, Jane told her coworkers something about herself (we don't know what it was) that resulted in them basically hating her and… i mean, yeah, you see the text 

Harris: That's horrible!!! I feel so bad for her. She seems like such a sweet person from what I have seen. What could we do to help?

Caitlin: I really don't know. We haven't even met her yet. I don't think there is too much we can do 

Eva: Like i said when she first became WAGs: I will kill for her. We find work place, and i kill coworkers, slow and painful. You will be alibi 

Cassie: That's certainly one idea 

Cassie: Lets workshop it a bit more 

Cassie: Lovely the energy, though 

Lisa: I told Ilya about this when she sent it, and he drove straight to her. Hopefully she finally talked to him about it. I think she did: Rozanov sent me a thank you note the day after

Lisa: Hopefully that´s a start at least 

Selena: That´s good. That´s something

Selena: As sad as it is to say, I think the only thing we can do is just be there for her, and make sure she knows she can talk to us if she needs to

Harris: I just really hope she quits this awful job. It sounds like a really damaging environment

Harris: Do you know what it is that she does?

Selena: No, she has been really secretive about it. Apparently, this job of hers is the reason that she and Ilya can't be open about their relationship 

Harris: What sort of job would do that?

Caitlin: I don't know. My personal theory is that she must be famous or something. I mean, we already know she´s rich 

Lisa: But why would that be an issue? We see hockey players dating famous people all the time. I mean, look at Hollander and Rose Landry 

Caitlin: Good point, I guess. Maybe something else, then. Some sort of conflict of interest?

Harris: I really can't think of any job that would stop someone from dating Rozanov. Maybe it's something else that's holding them back?

Harris: You guys don't think she´s married or something like that, do you?

Cassie: No it's definitely not that 

Harris: Just asking. Covering all the bases 

Harris: Wait, Cassie, do you know something?

Cassie: I don't know where she works, if that's what you are asking 

Lisa: But you do know something! 

Lisa: What is it? Why haven't you told us already?

Cassie: I figured something out a bit ago, yes, but i promised them both that i wouldn´t say anything

Selena: Im am actually dying of curiosity 

Selena: But alright, keep your secrets 

Harris: Reading the texts , this actually sounds a bit like when I was in fifth grade and the boys figured out I was gay. That definitely didn't get this bad, but the vibe is similar 

Harris: I feel so bad for her. No one deserves this treatment 

Caitlin: Hmm, that is actually an interesting thought. This definitely sounds like a bigotry thing. Do you guys think that that's what happened? That she came out to her coworkers?

Selena: She´s dating Rozanov, though, she couldn't be a lesbian

Lisa: Gay and straight aren't the only options, Selena. You should know that, given that your bestest friend in the world is a raging bisexual;) 

Lisa: Could also be that she's trans or something. That definitely isn't too popular within the hockey world 

Harris: Just so it has been said: it is very rude to speculate about people´s sexuality and gender identity behind their backs

Harris: But I think maybe we are on to something here. If Jane were visibly queer, trans, or even just a man with a pseudonym, it would be very understandable why they are keeping their relationship a secret, and why no one has met Jane yet 

Harris: And now that I think about it, this would also kind of explain her reaction to me and Troy 

Caitlin: But aren't there out gay hockey players? Scott Hunter, obviously, and then Troy and Ryan Price as well. Price even has a very visibly and openly queer boyfriend 

Harris: I mean, yeah I guess, but it is still scary as hell. I would absolutely understand hesitation in the face of that much scrutiny. Rozanov is a huge star. It's a lot of pressure to put on an otherwise private person, like Jane probably is

Caitlin: Yeah, I guess 

Caitlin: I still think there must be something else to it. I mean, why keep this a secret even from us? Especially after you and Troy started dating

Harris: Maybe. I don't know

Harris: It is also a possibility that we are way off base here. Remember: these are just theories 

Selena: I guess. I think there is definitely something that we are missing here, even though i think we might actually be on the right track 

Lisa: You've been awfully quiet, Cassie. Are we getting close? 

Lisa: Your silence speaks volumes, Cass

Lisa: We are totally right >:) 

Lisa: But remember guys: just keep things normal, and make sure she knows she can reach out if she needs to

Ottawa WAGs 

Cassie: Just want to say that we are here for you, Jane, and we love you. You can always talk to us if you want or need to 

Lisa: Yeah, we love you, Jane. No matter what 

Jane: <3

Ottawa WAGs 

Selena: Is everybody ready for the game tonight? 

Cassie: GO CENTAURS!!!! 

Caitlin:  I am so sad that I can't watch it! Stupid job and stupid responsibilities 

Caitlin: You guys will have to narrate it for me!

Lisa: Will do, comrade!

Lisa: We will crush Montreal like the ants that they are!!!

Jane: Oh, no, I think there has been some mix up here. You are most certainly the ants in this situation ;) 

Lisa: I am shocked and horrified by this betrayal, Jane! I can't believe that I trusted you!!

Caitlin: You're a Metros fan??? What the fuck, Jane?? 

Jane: Montreal, remember? 

Jane: And you can't deny that they are objectively the better team. The best team, even.

Lisa: Fuck no, they´re not 

Lisa: It's basically just Shane Hollander that keeps them at the top. They would probably crash and burn without him

Lisa: He´s hands down the best player in the whole League 

Lisa: Even if he is having a pretty terrible season right now

Lisa: No offence to Roz…

Caitlin: I think he might take offence to that, actually 

Caitlin: That´s his biggest rival you are complimenting there 

Cassie: What the hell, girls???

Cassie: Where is the loyalty?

Cassie: We have been over this…

Selena: Yeah, what the hell Lisa? 

Selena: You can't just say things like that!!

Selena: Even though it might be a little true…

Eva: Now who is betrayer? 

Caitlin: I am surrounded my snakes and vipers 

Jane: I hate to break it to you, Caitlin, but vipers are a type of snake 

Caitlin: Fuck you, Jane 

Jane: ;) 

Jane: Enjoy losing tonight!

Lisa: With how poorly your precious Metro´s have been playing lately, your team doesn't stand a chance! 

Lisa: They even lost to Buffalo

Lisa: Buffalo!

Eva: Yes that was embarrassment 

Cassie: Yeah, it was a bit. They haven't lost to Buffalo in like 10 years at this point 

Caitlin: Yeah, this is Not their season 

Caitlin: Great for us, though!! 

Lisa: Ok ok, its happening 

Lisa: Everybody shut up, it's starting!!

Cassie: Such a drama queen 

-

Cassie: HOLY SHIT

Lisa: OH MY GODDDDD

Caitlin: What? What is happening?

Cassie: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT GOAL???

Caitlin: No. Obvipusly

Selena: Roz is a magician, I swear!!

Cassie: 2-0 BABY LETS GOOOOO

Lisa: Montreal is Not doing good, oh lord

Lisa: Are they even trying at this point?

Selena: Yeah, they all look Pissed 

Selena: They're not normally known for being this hostile… 

Cassie: They are such a mess. Definitely their worst season since Hollander signed with them 

Cassie: There must be something going on with them, right? Like, internally?

Lisa: I'd bet big money on it at this point, yeah

-

Cassie: Wait, what the hell happened to Hollander over there?

Caitlin: What? I swear, I haven't had this bad FOMO ever in my life

Caitlin: I am dying over here 

Selena: I think he tripped?

Cassie: Yeah he just… fell, right as he was about to score. Missed the goal, obviously

Lisa: That was… weird

Lisa: He almost never makes mistakes like that

Eva: Team chemistry look very bad

Cassie: Yeah, they look miserable honestly

Lisa: Jane, are you surviving?

Lisa: Must be hard seeing your team play so poorly 

-

Lisa: 3-1!!!

Lisa: Fuck yeah!!!!

Cassie: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Cassie: We are totally going to win!!

Cassie: Only 2 mins left on the clock!!!

Selena: I am actually holding my breath

Lisa: Oh my god our boys are actually destroying them

Eva: Is painful to watch now little bit. So pathetic. Like hurt animal

-

Lisa: Yes yes yes yes yes 

Lisa:  Fuck yes!!! We did it!!!

Lisa: We actually beat Montreal!!

Lisa: I am so fucking proud of our boys!!

Caitlin: We did??? Oh hell yeah!!!

Caitlin: GO CENTAURS!!!!!

Cassie: Wait wait wait what the fuck is happening???

Caitlin: What?

Lisa: OH MY GOD

Cassie: WHAT THE HELL???

Caitlin: WHAT???

Selena: Someone just hit Hollander???

Cassie: The game is over. What's going on?

Lisa: That's a fucking Metro. I think it´s Comeau

Lisa: What the fuck is he DOING???

Eva: Oh my god

Caitlin: He´s full on attacking him. His own teammate??

Cassie: Is he yelling at him???

Selena: I think so

Cassie: WAIT DID HE JUST…

Lisa: Oh my fucking god

Selena: No no no what the fuck

Eva: Referees are not stopping this??!

Cassie: Why is nobody helping him???

Cassie: What the fuck is wrong with his team???

Lisa: They’re literally just standing there

Selena: Hollander isn’t even fighting back

Caitlin: What is happening?

Cassie: ROZANOV??

Lisa: HOLY SHIT

Eva: ILYA JUST PUNCHED HIM

Caitlin: JESUS CHRIST

Cassie: HE CAME FLYING ACROSS THE ICE

Lisa: WAIT WHY IS ROZANOV DEFENDING HOLLANDER???

Lisa: WHY ISN´T HIS TEAM DOING IT??

Selena: Oh my god Roz is losing his mind

Eva: I have never seen him this angry

Caitlin: What is he saying?

Selena:I don't know, I think it´s Russian?

Cassie: He is going to kill that man holy shit

Lisa: THE REFS CAN’T EVEN PULL HIM OFF

Caitlin: What the fuck 

Lisa: That does not look good 

Lisa: At least the medics are there, finally 

-

Cassie: Oh my god.

Lisa: Guys I feel sick.

Selena: That was absolutely awful to watch 

Caitlin: Wait, what happened exactly? 

Lisa: Comeau attacked Hollander after the game ended, and started shouting at him about throwing the game or something and showering him with slurs. It was horrible

Lisa: The other Metros just stood there and watched, and the referee didn't jump in until way too late 

Lisa: It was actually Rozanov of all people that broke up the “fight” (if you could even call it that), and then he started punching Cameau. I've never seen him so angryin my life. He looked ready to murder him, I swear. Then the refs jumped in and split them up, and like three of them had to hold him back as he screamed something in Russian at Cameau, and from the looks of it the whole Metros team 

Lisa: The medics took Hollander and Cameau, don't know if they were sent to the hospital or what, but it sure didn't look very good 

Lisa: Roz was absolutely rabid, kept thrashing and screaming in Russian for ages. When he finally calmed down and the refs let him go, he sprinted off somewhere and we haven't seen him since 

Lisa: We're a little worried about him. I think some of the boys went after him? Waiting for further news 

Caitlin: That's horrible! Why would anybody attack someone from their own team?? 

Lisa: No fucking clue

Cassie: Is everyone ok? That was really hard to watch 

Cassie: Has anyone heard from Jane and Harris?

Selena: Harris is probably dealing with hell right now at work 

Selena: Haven't heard from Jane 

Caitlin: Hope she's ok. Do you know if she was watching the game? 

Cassie: I mean, I assume so. Though, she hasn't said anything here since the game started, so maybe not?

Caitlin: Maybe we should check in with the boys too

Chapter End Notes

Thank you for reading this; hope you enjoyed it.

Edit: I was really not expecting people to read this, but i am ridiculously happy that so many people seem to enjoy this story. Thank you all for your comments and your love:)
Please let me know what you think

Chapter 3

Chapter Notes

Here is the last chapter!! I really hope you like the conclusion to this story. This has been really fun to write (even though the formating is a bit of a nightmare)! Thank you so much for sticking with this story and for leaving all those lovely comments, it really means the world to me <3

Please let me know what you think
Have a great day/evening/nigh:)

The Centaure Family:

Caitlin: Is everyone alright?

Caitlin: That was really intense 

Selena: Is Roz alright?

Wyatt: I don't think I've ever seen Roz that angry. I'm almost glad I don't speak Russian  

Wyatt: Bood went after him, don't know where they went 

Baby Luca: That was so scary. I thought that guy was gonna kill Hollander!

Troy: That was awful. Something is really rotten in that team. I hope Hollander is ok. No one deserves that 

Harris: Troy, darling, I'll be staying late tonight. This is a complete shit show

Harris: Oh, sorry. Wrong chat 

Troy: Love you Harris 

Harris: Love you too <3

Selena: You guys are adorable:)

Cassie: So everyone else is fine?

Evan: Yeah, think so 

Evan: It was very intense though. Never seen or heard of anything like this 

Nick: Yeah, both Comeau attacking Hollander, and also Roz's reaction 

Nick: It was very… unexpected 

Caitlin: That´s one word for it. Do you guys know why he did it?

Wyatt: No fucking clue. Like I said: I've never ever seen him that angry before

Wyatt: Like a rabid dog

Zane: Hey guys 

Cassie: Are you alright, honey?

Zane: Yeah, I´m good 

Zane: I'm at the hospital 

Cassie: What? Why are you at the hospital? 

Cassie: Did something happen?

Zane: No, I drove Roz here 

Caitlin: What? Is he ok?

Caitlin: Has anyone heard from Jane?

Zane: No, he's fine. I really don't know if I can describe this situation right now

Cassie: What? Everything alright?

Zane: Yeah, everything is fine 

Lisa: You sure? This sounds a little ominous 

Zane: Promise: everything is fine. I'll talk to you soon 

Evan: Zane?

Eva:  Ok, mystery man. Keep your secrets 

Ottawa WAGs

Lisa: Seriously, has anyone heard from Jane? 

Lisa: I´m getting a little worried  

Cassie: No, I'll try to contact her 

Jane:

Cassie: Hi Jane. Are you alright?

Cassie: Have you heard from Roz? 

Jane: Hello, this is Ilya 

Jane: Jane is ok, but can not talk on phone now 

Jane: Thank you for being a good friend for him and worrying 

Cassie: Roz? What is going on? I thought you were at the hospital?

Jane: Yes, I am at hospital with Jane 

Cassie: What? Did something happen to him? Is he alright?

Jane: Yes, he will be ok. He is sleeping. Broken nose and mild concussion, but will be ok

Jane: Your husband already took the cat out of bag, as Jane says, so i think maybe is ok to tell you 

Cassie: What?? What happened??

Cassie: And what about Zane? 

Cassie: I really need you to use your words here, sweetie

Jane: Talk to Bood. English is too hard right now

Zane <3<3<3

Zane: Hello, honey  

Zane: I'm at the hospital with Roz 

Zane: Apparently there are some things Cap has been keeping from us 

Cassie: Hi sweetheart. What the hell is going on?

Zane: I don't really know how to explain this… 

Zane: You know what? Maybe this will help:

[Zane sent a photo: It shows Shane Hollander lying pale and unconscious in a hospital bed. His face is covered in bruises, blooming dark purple over the bridge of his nose, around his eyes, and a dark patch on his cheek. There are bandages over his nose and on his cheek. Beside him sits Ilya Rozanov, holding Shane´s limp hand in both of his. There are bandages on his knuckles. He is staring down at Shane with a quivering expression so soft, vulnerable, and full of love it almost feels like an invasion of privacy just looking at them]. 

Cassie: Oh my god 

Zane: Yup, my thoughts exactly 

Cassie: Are they

Cassie: Is Shane Hollander 

Cassie: How 

Zane: Yes, apparently Ilya Rozanov's mysterious fiancée, Jane, is actually his arch rival Shane Hollander 

Zane: No, I don't know how this happened. Cap is feeling a bit too emotional to talk right now

Zane: Yes, I am just as shocked as you

Cassie: What???

Cassie; Give me a minute

Cassie: Alright, minute over. This actually explains so much 

Cassie: I'm really happy for them

Cassie: I've never seen that expression on Roz's face, and I've seen him with an armful of puppies

Zane: You are way calmer about this than I was 

Cassie: No no, i had a bit of an existential crisis

Cassie: But I'm good now 

Cassie: Is Shane Hollander, who is apparently my friend and has been for months, going to be alright?

Zane: Yeah, he´s ok, at least in the physical sense. Just a broken nose and a minor concussion 

Zane: It´s absolutely awful, what happened to him. Comeau said some pretty awful things to him and started hitting him, and he just… did nothing. Almost like he was expecting it, in a weird way. He had this awful vacant look in his eyes. I guess "resigned" would be the best word. It was honestly kind of scary

Cassie: Oh god, this is such a mess. This is absolutely horrible 

Cassie: It's been bad for months, but this is way over any line. We need to find a way to get him out of there 

Zane: I absolutely agree with you, but he is a fully grown adult man, Cassie. I'm not sure there is much we can do in this situation 

Cassie: He is also my friend, and I take care of my friends 

Zane: I know you do, honey

Zane: Wait, what do you mean “It´s been bad for months?” 

Cassie: I obviously didn't know all the details, but Jane, or I guess Shane, told us a few months ago that things weren't great at work after he told his coworkers something. After I figured out that Jane was actually a man, I kind of figured that he came out to them and that´s why they were treating him so poorly 

Cassie: God, I hate them all so fucking much 

Cassie: Shane is such a sweetheart, he doesn't deserve this 

Zane: Never did I think I would hear Shane Hollander be described as a “sweetheart”

Cassie: Yeah, well you don´t know him like I do

Zane: I guess I don´t 

Zane: Strange world 

Zane: Oh, he´s waking up 

Cassie: Is he ok? 

Zane: Yeah, but he does seem a bit out of it 

Zane: God, they are sickeningly sweet 

Zane:  You were right: this is definitely worse than the puppies 

Zane: I feel like I should maybe leave… 

Cassie: No, don't go. Tell me what's going on

Zane: Cassie…

Zane: Isn't that like a huge invasion of privacy?

Cassie: You would deny your pregnant wife´s wish to make sure her good friend is in good hands?

Cassie: I did not think you were so cruel:( 

Zane: Really, honey?

Cassie: I weep at the unfairness that the world has bestowed upon me, cruel husband, and now my poor delicate pregnant body must apparently endure both emotional devastation and unchecked curiosity all at once. What a tragic fate this is. What a dark, merciless world we live in 

Zane: You are such a drama queen 

Zane: I love you so much 

Zane: Ok, fine 

Cassie: Yes yes 

Cassie: Thank you:)

Zane: Ok, so Hollander woke up, and Roz started crying, and Hollander, still very dazed and confused, instantly frowned and wiped his tears away. Then Roz sort of laughed and caught his hand and kissed his palm, all sweet and disgusting, and started muttering something in Russian. Then Hollander answered in Russian (did you know he speaks Russian?). Then Roz just sort of leaned over and started very carefully kissing his face and then, you know, kissing him. It was almost… I don't know the word for it. Maybe “reverant”? Like something holy? And then Hollander started, like giggling or some shit, idk

Zane: They are so in love, Cassie. How the hell has anyone ever thought they hated each other??

Zane: How are these lovesick idiots before me Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, The arch rivals of our generation?? 

Zane: How did they even meet? How did this happen? I am so confused…

Cassie: Awww, that´s adorable!!

Cassie: Thank you, Sweetie <3 

Cassie: Yeah, it is sort of hard to accept that those two like each other, almost unthinkable that they love each other. It must be so hard to keep this a secret. Lonely

Cassie: I wonder how long they have had to do so. From what “Jane” has said about their relationship, they have at least been together for a few years 

Zane: Oof, that's rough 

Zane: Wait, Hayden Pike´s here 

Cassie: What does he want?

Cassie: Zane? 

Zane: Hi, sorry honey. Everything is fine 

Zane: Pike came in looking like a guilty kicked puppy, and then saw Roz and just looked really confused and wary. Roz and Pike got into a bit of a spat, but then stopped when Hollander told them to 

Zane: Then Pike started apologizing profusely to Hollander. He was crying and everything. Looked kind of pathetic, honestly 

Zane: Hollander just brushed it of (he is very high on pain medication right now) and started falling asleep again

Zane: Roz told Pike to “fuck off”, and that Shane was in no condition to deal with his “bullshit” 

Zane: So he left with his tail between his legs 

Cassie: Yeah, now that I think about it, it is very surprising that Pike didn't do anything. I mean, sure, he was already off the ice when it started, but still. Isn't he Hollander´s best friend?

Cassie: He definitely looked like he wanted to, but he still just stood there, frozen 

Zane: I think he was going to jump in right before Roz arrived, but yeah, still kind of shitty of him

Cassie: How long will you be staying at the hospital? I was thinking of coming by with some real food for them 

Zane: That would be very kind of you. I'll be here when you arrive, then we can go home together 

Cassie: Sounds good, honey. See you in a bit

Cassie: I love you <3

Zane: I love you too <3 <3 <3

Hayden:

Hayden: I´m so fucking sorry, man. I hope you´re ok. I'm happy Rozanov is with you. I'm sorry you didn't feel like you could tell me about you two

Hayden: I should have jumped in sooner. That was absolutely unacceptable 

Hayden: He is such an asshole. They all are. I'm so sick and tired of this shit. I promise you, man, from the bottom of my heart, that I will never let them talk to you like this again. I will be with you 100% for as long as I can. I dont care if i get traded to fucking Buffalo or whatever, me and Jackie will figure something out. You deserve a friend that does right by you, and im so sorry that that has not been me lately. I understand if it´s too little and too late, you dont have to forgive me for this, but i just wanted you to know that i am ashamed of myself and so fucking sorry  

Hayden; I hope you are alright, and I love you, man

Shane: Thank you, Hayden, that really means a lot. This season has kind of been hell for me, if I'm being completely honest. I know why you did what you did, really I do. You need to prioritize your family and your kids, always. I get that. 

Shane: Thank you for the sentiment and for wanting to stand with me, but dont think i can do this anymore. Any of it. I'm sitting out the rest of this season and then I´m going to see if I can be traded. I hope I can go to Ottawa, but at this point I would take anything. I just need to get out.

Shane: I promise to keep in touch. I really care about you and Jackie, you have always been so kind to me, despite everything. Thank you for everything, Hayden 

Ottawa WAGs:

Cassie: Jane is in the hospital. Roz is with her

Lisa: What?? Is she ok??? 

Lisa: What happened????

Cassie: Yeah, she's alright. There was just a little incident 

Selena: Oh, so that's why Roz went to the hospital

Caitlin: I guess that makes sense 

Lisa: If you see this, Jane, just know that we love you!

Caitlin: Yeah, hope you get well soon!!

Cassie: Get well soon<3 

Selena: Should we ask Roz if they need anything? I could make a casserole for them or something?

Cassie: Already on it:) 

Jane: This is Ilya. Thank you for being good friends and support for my Jane. She has needed that lately

Caitlin: Hi Rozy. Thank you for taking care of our Jane<3 

Lisa: Yeah, thank you Roz <3

The Centaure Family:

Captain Roz: For next season, we will be getting new player for our team

Captain Roz: Everyone will be nice to him

Zane: What? Why haven't I heard of this?

Captain Roz: Is new 

Captain Roz: Was decided today 

Nick: A new player? Awesome! 

Nick: Is it someone we know?

Nick: Someone good?

Wyatt: Always fun to get new players!!

Wyatt: Well, except for douchebags like Kent and Comeau 

Troy: Yeah, of course we will be welcoming and nice. Isn't that sort of our specialty?

Captain Roz: Good 

Captain Roz: Is Shane Hollander 

Captain Roz: Everyone will be good to him, ok? 

Captain Roz: If not, I will rip your head off, yes?

Zane: Yeah, of course, Rozy!

Zane: We are going to be absolutely unstoppable with the both of you on the team 

Evan: Shane Hollander is joining the Centaures??? Why the fuck would he do that??

Evan: Not that im complaining or anything, of course 

Erik: We are so going to win the Cup next year. I feel it in my bones:)

Nick: If I had a nickel for every time a superstar of the NHL quit with their very successful team which they had been playing for since they got signed to join the fucking Ottawa Centaurs, a team that has not wone a single game in 40 years, I would apparently have two fucking nickles

Nick: Which isnt a lot, but still, what the fuck?

Lisa: Shane Hollander is joining the Centaurs??

Lisa: Don't mind me, just having a heart attack

Caitlin: This is so exciting!! Shane fucking Hollander is joining the Centaurs!!!

Selena: Does anyone know if he is in a relationship?

Selena : We need more WAGs;) 

Lisa: Oh, I wish he was still dating Rose Landry, and then we could be WAGs together 

Lisa: She is so fucking hot, omg

Cassie: Wyatt, please get a hold of your woman before she really has a heart attack 

Wyatt: No, I'm 100% with her on this one. I mean have you seen Rose Landry in the X-Squad movies??

Wyatt: She is gorgeous!! 

Lisa: Thank you!

Lisa: You understand me <3

Wyatt: <3

Harris: You guys are freaks:) 

Ottawa WAGs:

Caitlin: Someone recorded the Incident on Thursday, and now it's all over the internet

Caitlin: I feel so bad for Hollander. This is absolutely the worst way to get outed 

Lisa: Wait, is he actually gay? I thought Comeau was just being a homophobic piece of shit and using it as an insult 

Caitlin: The internet sure seems to think he is, but of course he hasn't confirmed it or anything

Caitlin: But I mean, he must be, right? With the way Comeau was talking?

Harris: Oh, Comeau is absolutely a homophobic piece of shit. If Hollander really is gay, that would kind of explain why all this happened. And if that really is the case, then this was a full on hate crime 

Harris: I wonder how the league is going to handle this. It's already been like three days and I haven't seen anything from them yet, which is totally not normal 

Harris: If this just gets swept under the rug and Comeau gets away with this, I swear im gonna punch someone 

Eva: Feisty Harris

Eva: I will join you in the punching

Cassie: You don't think that will actually happen, do you?

Cassie: Because Comeau should absolutely get arrested for what he did. Sure, fighting is a part of hockey games, but the game was over and that wasn't a fight 

Harris: I agree. I don't think they will go as far as to arrest him, but im still holding onto hope that there will be Some consequences for him, and honestly all of them. The Metros all suck. They just stood there and watched while their Captain was attacked by friendly fire. Awful:( 

Harris: I´m so happy Hollander is coming to us instead. We know how to take care of our own 

Lisa: Hell yeah, we do!

Lisa: And we´re gonna be the best fucking team in the whole NHL 

Caitlin: Hell yeah, we are!

Cassie: It's so shitty of whoever is responsible for releasing that video, though 

Cassie: I mean, come on, why would you do that?? 

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Selena: Hey guys, have you seen this? People are kind of freaking out over it online

(Selena sent a link)

Caitlin: What is this? Sorry, I can't open it. My phone is being annoying 

Selena: Someone translated what Rozy was screaming in the Video 

Selena: Here, I'll send you a screenshot 

[Selena sent a photo: Text - I´m Russian and I absolutely could not believe my ears when I watched this video. I´m not a translation expert or anything, but here is my best attempt. I will be censoring the curseing:

“Get the XXXX off him, you XXXXX XXXX. I’m going to XXXXX kill you, you XXXXX XXXXX. How dare you lay your hands on him? How dare you even look at him like that, you XXXX XXXXX, you pathetic XXXXXXXX coward.

I’m gonna slaughter you for this. I’m gonna rip your XXXXX D*ck off and feed it to you piece by piece. I’ll punch your jaw off your face and spit on your corpse while you bleed out on the ice. You think you are strong? You think hurting him makes you strong? It just makes you filthy. Weak. Rotten.

How dare you hurt someone so precious? Someone so beloved? Someone who gave every XXXXX thing he had to this team while you all stood there acting like parasites feeding off him for years.

You don’t deserve him. You never deserved him. Not his loyalty, not his kindness, not his leadership, not a single second of his trust. He carried you useless XXXXX on his back while you repaid him with this? With hatred? With cowardice?

And the rest of you just stand there and watch? XXXXX cowards, every single one of you. He bleeds for this team every night and this is how you treat him? Like he is disposable? Like he is dirt beneath your skates?

I swear to XXXXX God, if any of you XXXXXX XXX ever touch him again, I will bury every last XXXXX one of you. I do not care what happens to me afterward. I will tear this entire XXXXX team apart before I let any of you hurt him ever again.”

Then it just devolves into strings of curses… (text cuts of)] 

Caitlin: Oh 

Caitlin: Right 

Caitlin: Ok 

Harris: Oh 

Selena: Yeah 

Lisa: Well.

Lisa: That is quite possibly the most romantic thing I have ever read in my entire life.

Cassie: LISA???

Lisa: I’m serious!

Lisa: Absolutely psychotic behavior, obviously. He literally looks like a rabid dog

Lisa: But if a man defended me like that I would marry him a in a heartbeat

Eva: Same

Harris: “How dare you hurt someone so precious? Someone so beloved?” is actually insane

Harris: This is a love letter, your honor

Selena: Does that mean…?

Caitlin: I think so, yes 

Caitlin: No because the “he carried you on his back for years” part genuinely made me emotional

Caitlin: I can feel the anguish and the heartache through the screen 

Selena: Yeah. That wasn't just anger.

Selena: That sounded like someone watching the person they love get destroyed in front of them

Cassie: God, imagine how terrified Roz must have been

Cassie: His fiancée just got attacked in front of thousands of people while half his team stood there and watched

Lisa: And then apparently got outed to the entire world at the same time

Lisa: Jesus Christ

Harris: The more I think about it, the more horrific this actually becomes

Harris: Like, that poor man has probably been living in fear for months

Eva: Years maybe

Caitlin: Yeah…

Caitlin: Looking back, all the signs were kind of there, weren’t they?

Lisa: Kind of, yeah

Lisa: We got so close, and yet not at all

Lisa: It's so obvious in hindsight. Or, well not obvious, not at all actually, but it does make a lot of sense 

Cassie: Honestly I feel terrible that he was so scared of us finding out

Selena: Same

Selena: Especially because he clearly needed the support but just couldn't allow himself to reach out  

Harris: I keep thinking about that message he sent

Harris: About feeling trapped and scared to go to work

Harris: And now knowing who he is and what was happening there…

Harris: God

Lisa: Yeah, we are absolutely adopting Shane Hollander. Just letting you know

Cassie: Oh, immediately

Eva: He is one of us now

Caitlin: I mean, he already has been for months now 

Eva: Yes, but official now. With name

Cassie: Agreed

Cassie: Also, not to be dramatic, but if anyone hurts him again I will become violent

Lisa: Agreed. We ride at dawn

Harris: We ride at dawn

Eva: We ride at dawn

Caitlin: We ride at dawn

Cassie: God, I hope he's ok. That they are both ok

Cassie: You weren't lying, this is All over the internet 

Lisa: Yeah, this must be absolutely terrifying. I hope they are keeping off the internet altogether. It´s a scary place full of hateful maggots 

Selane: God, I just hope he knows we still love him and that this doesn't change that

Lisa: Are you kidding?

Lisa: If anything I love him even more now

Lisa: Do you know how funny it is that SHANE HOLLANDER spent months in our group chat arguing about kitchen appliances and green juice?

Eva: Tiny wellness queen Shane Hollander

Cassie: The mental image of Shane Hollander making kale smoothies for a disgruntled Ilya Rozanov while secretly suffering under the crushing weight of the closet is honestly devastating

Selena: And kind of iconic

Harris: Deeply iconic

Caitlin: Wait

Caitlin: Oh my God

Caitlin: The Shane Hollander helped me buy a house 

Caitlin: What is my life 

Cassie: And he was such a nerd about it too hahaha

Lisa: Guys im crying

Lisa: Mr. Serious Professional Hockey Player and Model, Shane Hollander named his goldfish “Chairman Whiskers” hahahhah

Selena: Oh god i forgot about that 

Selena: God, that man is adorable 

Selena: I'm so glad he's going to be joining us next season. Those assholes don't deserve him

Cassie: Yes, absolutely 

Jane: Hello. I guess the cat is out of the bag now.

Jane: I´m really sorry.

Jane: I am a little overwhelmed right now and I do not really know what to say.

Lisa: Oh my god, are you ok?

Cassie: SHANE???

Eva: How are you feeling??

Caitlin: Hi sweetheart <3

Harris: You absolutely do not need to apologize for anything

Jane: Thank you.

Jane: I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner 

Cassie: You didn't know if it was safe to tell us. That is very understandable and not something you need to apologize for

Cassie: Especially with everything you have been going through 

Caitlin: We love you Shane, and nothing is going to change that

Caitlin: You have been such a great friend to us <3

Caitlin: Wait, does this mean we finally get to meet you? Because I still have that string quartet on stand by for a serenade 

Jane: Yes, I would absolutely love that.

Jane: Well, maybe not the string quartet, but I would absolutely want to properly meet you all. 

Cassie: Oh, this is so exciting! We will have to have BBQs (Zane loves his BBQs) and wine nights, and game nights, and…. other types of nights . I guarantee you will get sick of us within the month;)

Jane: I don't think that is possible. 

Lisa: I'm taking that as a challenge>:) 

Selena: Are you out of the hospital?

Jane; Yeah, got let out the day after everything. I'm staying with Ilya for now. We have been trying to keep off our phones for now. Mom has been helping us deal with everything. I don't think I could have done this without them.

Jane: Mom wants to sue, but I'm not sure that's a good idea. As a “compromise” (her words) she is working on getting Comeau kicked out of the league. Crowell tried to make it difficult for her, but he is no match for Yuna Hollander. 

Harris: I guess that´s something, at least 

Eva: I can kill Comeau, if he is not kicked out 

Eva: Is no problem, just give word 

Jane: Thank you, Eva, but I don't think that will be necessary. 

Jane: Im just so relieved that im finally out of that hell hole and don't need to deal with them ever again. Well, except from the other side of the ice. Cant say im looking forward to that.

Jane: But yeah, don't know if you have heard, but apparently I'm being traded to Ottawa next season (don't know how Mom and Ilya did that so fast - they truly are something else), so you are definitely not getting rid of me:) 

Caitlin: Yeah, we heard!! We are so happy to have you Shane!!

Lisa: Yeah, we are going to crush those ants under our feet!!! (and yes, they are absolutely the ants in this scenario)

Lisa: You and Rozy together on a team is going to be LEATHAL!!!

Jane: Ok, yes, i can admit when im wrong: Montreal is absolutely the ants in this scenario 

Jane: Wait, if I'm becoming a player, will I have to stop being a WAG?

Cassie: No, most certainly not!

Cassie: You are never getting rid of us

Cassie: Once a WAG, always a WAG 

Jane: Thank you guys so much.

Jane: For everything.

Chapter End Notes

Thank you for reading this; hope you enjoyed it.

I was really not expecting people to read this, but i am ridiculously happy that so many people seem to enjoy this story. Thank you all for your comments and your love:)
I might write an epilogue or maybe something more in the future, we shall see. No promises:)

Please let me know what you think
Have a great day<3

Chapter 4: Epilogue

Chapter Notes

Hi there, lovely people:) I can not express how grateful I am for all the love and support. Your words mean everything to me, and I treasure each and every comment dearly. As a thank you, I have written a little epilogue for the story (ft. WAG Ilya and a BBQ), and I really hope you enjoy it. It's a bit of a juggle trying to balance the more serious moments with the lighter more humorous ones, but I hope I was at least mildly successful.
I did break the format a bit at the end, but I tried to keep it very dialogue heavy, so that it would kind of match the rest of the story. It was a bit of a struggle, but I hope you like it, and that the quality is alright. This was kind of a tricky chapter to write haha
I wanted to do a little “Social media” segment where we see the reaction of the Internet and the media to the events of this story, but as is probably obvious, I´m not a native English speaker and English internet speak scares me. I don't think I could replicate it in a way that feels authentic, so maybe it would be best if I just don't even try.
Again, I really hope you enjoy this and I hope you have a great day/night<3

Lily<3:

(Jane changed Lily<3 to Ilya <3)

(Jane changed their name to Shane)

Shane: Now we can finally just be us. No pseudonyms, no hiding, just us: just Shane and Ilya. 

Ilya: I told you one day we could love like this, did i not?

Ilya: I love you, my Shane. More than anything

Shane: I love you too, my Ilya. You are so wonderful. I don't know what I did to deserve you. 

Shane: The last few days have been so much, so overwhelming. I kind of feel like I am drowning. Everyone has something to say about this, about us and what happened, and it's just all too much. I wish this wasn't such a big deal. I wish I could just play hockey and love you in peace. 

Shane: I don't know how I would survive this without you by my side. 

Ilya: Yes, I´m so sorry for letting my mouth run and reveal everything. I did not know someone was recording. I was just so angry and I just had to say it

Ilya: Is my fault that everyone knows now 

Shane: Please don't apologize, darling. You protected me when no one else would. I could never be upset with you over that. 

Shane: We knew this was going to get out eventually. I´m sorry I was so scared. 

Ilya: If I can not apologize, you can not either. Is very understandable, especially after how  those bastards treated you 

Ilya: Fuck the Metros. Fuck them to death 

Shane: I love you, moye solnyshko <3 

Ilya: I love you, moya luna i zvozdy

Ottawa WAGs:

Cassie: Hey wait, Shane, now that you are officially becoming a Centaur, does this mean that Roz is a WAG?

(Cassie added Roz to the Chat)

Roz: Hello ladies;)

Roz: And Harris;) 

Shane: No, absolutely not 

(Shane has removed Roz from the chat) 

Lisa: No wait, you´re right 

(Lisa added Roz to the chat)

Roz: Why are you so mean to me, my love?:( 

Roz: I cry 

Roz: See my tears  :´´(

Roz: Two tears on the little sideways face, Shane! That is how sad I am 

Jane: Shut up, Ilya.

Jane: You are such a drama queen.

Roz: And you are so boring, yet here we are

Jane: Stop trying to steal my friends>:(

(Shane has removed Roz from the chat)

Cassie: Hahahah, you guys are something else 

Jane: Are you guys trying to get rid of me? Is that what this is?

Jane: You think Ilya would be a better WAG than me?

Lisa: Now who is being dramatic?

Lisa: Even if we add Rozy, we are never going to kick you out, Shane

Lisa: Being in the WAGs chat is a lifetime commitment;) 

Jane: No, there can only be one WAG in this relationship, and I came here first, so it should be me 

Jane: I don't want to have to fight him to the death. It would be a shame to have to bury such a lovely and annoying person with such a pretty face:( 

Caitlin: You kill me, Shane 

Lisa: And you call Ilya a drama queen? 

Lisa: Honestly, the hypocrisy is baffling 

Ottawa WAGs 2 (Ilyectric Boogaloo): The delux better one

Lily: Hello, fellow WAGs 

Lily: My mean fiancée tries to keep me from living best WAG life, so I will adapt, improvise, overcome;) 

Lily: He can not kick me out of my own chat i created;) 

Jane: Yes I can

(Jane has removed Lily from the chat) 

Lisa: Aww, don't be mean to him, Shane 

(Lisa added Lily to the chat)

Lily: Yes, Shane, don't be mean to your poor little financée:´(

Jane:You are neither poor nor little, Ilya. 

Jane: Now stop sulking and come to the kitchen. Dinner is ready. 

Jane: Also I want to kiss you. 

Lily: Oo, how kinky;) You are sexting in WAGs chat now?

Jane: What?

Jane: No!! Don't say things like that, Ilya! We do not want to make them uncomfortable. 

Lily: ;) 

Lisa: You guys are adorable 

Caitlin: I vote that we keep him. He is hilarious 

Jane: Caitlin! I helped you buy a house, and this is how you repay me? With betrayal?

Jane: Unbelievable!!

Cassie: I second that motion 

Jane: Snakes, all of you 

Jane: And after everything we have been through together!! 

Cassie: Snakes and vipers all ´round;) 

Jane: I hate you guys 

Lisa: No you don't

Jane: No I don't. 

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Eva: Why are you lesbians?

Jane: What?

Eva: Your names is Jane and Lily

Eva: Why are you lesbians?

Lily: Is for old time sake;) 

Lily: I sometimes miss my lovely Jane 

Jane: Shut up, Ilya 

Lily: You are so pretty when you blush for me, my gorgeous pretty Jane;) 

(Jane has removed Lily from the chat)

Lisa: No, im sorry Shane, but this is too good 

(Lisa added Lily to the chat) 

Lily: My Jane is angry with me 

Lily: Looks at me like little angry kitten. So cute<3

Jane: I'm serious, Ilya. If you don't stop, I´m throwing your phone in the lake.

Lily: No, you would not do this 

Jane: I might.

Lily: No you wont 

Jane: No I won't.

Lily: I love you Jane

Jane: Love you too.

Harris: Haha, you guys really are something else 

Lisa: Right? They are so cute 

Harris: I still need to know the lore with the lesbianism 

Caitlin: Hahahha, yeah I feel like we have a right to know after… whatever the hell we just witnessed 

Cassie: Watching Rozy rage-bait Shane as a form of flirting was… not what i was expecting when we added him

Lisa: I really dont know what I Was expecting, but yeah 

Selena: I'm still waiting for that lesbianism lore 

Jane: It´s nothing really. 

Jane: When we started meeting, we couldn't really save each other´s contact information under our real names, so we did it under female names instead.

Jane: and so Jane and Lily (or “Montreal girl” and “Boston Lily” as our friends would say) were born 

Harris: Oh, that's actually just really sad 

Lisa: Yeah, It kind of is 

Lily: No no, not sad. Is sexy, yes?

Lily: And now they are our WAG names:) 

Harris: Your “WAG names”? 

Lily: Yes:D 

Lily: Jane and I are one of the girls 

Lily: The Girls and Harris, yes? 

Harris: Hey, why can't I be one of the girls too?

Lily: Harris is boy name, no? Harris can not be one of the girls 

Harris: This is unfair 

Jane: You are all ridiculous. 

Lily: ;)

Ottawa WAGs 2 (Ilyectric Boogaloo): The delux better one

Caitlin: Does anyone have a good banana bread recipe?

Caitlin: Mine always turns out weirdly dense and Evan still eats it but with the expression of a suffering Victorian child

Cassie: Omg yes wait, mine too

Cassie: Why is banana bread either amazing or basically a brick

Lisa: More butter. The answer is always more butter

Eva: How do you mess up banana bread. Is very easy.

Eva: What are you doing? Freestyle ingredients?

Eva: Just follow recipe properly. Is not hard 

Harris: Deeply hostile energy from Eva today

Selena: I put cinnamon and brown sugar in mine. It helps:)

Selena: I´ll send you the recipe I normally use 

(Selena sent a link)

Caitlin: Ohhh wait this actually sounds really good

Jane: Oh god, please tell me this isn't going to become the main WAG chat

Jane: Please, I am begging you

Jane: You don't know what he is capable of

Lily: Banana bread:D

(Lily sent a gif)

(Lily sent a gif)

(Lily sent a gif)

(Lily sent a gif)

Jane: See?

Jane: This is exactly what I mean.

Jane: He is a menace to society. 

Cassie: Hahahaha

Lisa: Shane, babe, I´m sorry to be the one to tell you, but this is absolutely becoming the main WAGs chat 

Jane: No.

Jane: No, absolutely not. I refuse to accept that.

Jane: This one was a mistake. We flew too close to the sun.

Lily: I bring whimsy and delight to conversation <3

Jane: You brought seventeen raccoon gifs at three in the morning to the conversation. That is not the same thing. 

Lily: They were funny.

Harris: They WERE funny

Lily: See? Harris understands me

Jane: One of them was holding a knife.

Lily: Inspirational raccoon

Caitlin: Honestly I forgot this wasn't the original chat already

Jane: Caitlin.

Caitlin: Sorry<3

Lisa: Wait, no, Shane is right.

Lisa: We have genuinely migrated chats without noticing

Cassie: Oh my god we have

Selena: To be fair, this one is more entertaining

Jane: I am hurt and offended. You really do prefer him, don't you?

Jane: Call me Cesar with all these knives in my back. 

Selena: No we don't, it's just really funny watching you two interact. He really knows how to push your buttons haha 

Harris: Yeah, it's very entertaining. Like watching a wild life documentary 

Jane: Oh, fuck off. 

Jane: Caitlin, here is a really good banana bread recipe that my mom (and now Ilya) sometimes make, and another altered version of it that´s a bit more healthy. 

(Jane sent a photo)

(Jane sent a photo)

Caitlin: Thank you Jane, this looks really good:)

Caitlin: I mean Shane. Sorry, still getting used to that haha

Ottawa WAGs 2 (Ilyectric Boogaloo): The delux better one

Lily: Look how pretty my Shane is <3<3<3

(Lily sent a photo: Shane is lying asleep on the couch curled halfway into Ilya´s side, one hand tucked beneath his cheek. His other hand is clutching at the fabric of Ilya´s shirt like a lifeline. His hair is messy and his freckles seem to practically glow in the golden sunlight shining across his face. He looks completely at peace.)

Lisa: Oh god, how is he so adorable???

Selena: This is such a sweet photo, good lord 

Cassie: Oh, right. That really is Shane Hollander

Cassie: I mean, I did know that, in theory, but it´s still kind of surreal to see it like this 

Cassie: And how is he so cute? That's a ruthless professional athlete and hockey star

Caitlin: Yeah, it really is kind of surreal 

Lily: He is so cute 

Lily: Like little kitten, yes? 

Jane: Take that down, Ilya 

Jane: I´m serious 

Lily: No <3 

Lily: The world is so depressing, needs more happiness, yes? So, i give it 

Lily: I am so amazing for making World a better place. A true hero:)

Jane: You are not a hero.

Jane: You are a menace and an asshole .

Jane: Come out of the bathroom and face me, you coward.

Lily: Aww, are you embarrassed? Did you not want your friends to know you are so soft for me, my Sweetheart? 

Jane: Fuck you.

Lily: Oh, think you will enjoy more if i do the fucking, yes?;) 

Harris: 👀

Lisa: 👀

Jane: Oh god, shut the fuck up, Ilya. 

Jane: Open this god damn door right now. 

Jane: I swear, I'm going to break it down and then i will drown you in the lake.

Lily: Feisty kitten <3 

Lily: You are making empty threats. You would not break down door. You love house too much 

Lisa: Hahahah, I think you are actually going to give him a heart attack, Rozy 

Lisa: Don't worry, Shane. We still think you are super macho and manly 

Lisa: Even though you do in fact look a little like a kitten in this photo

Harris: No, you are absolutely right 

Harris: I think we could use this 

Harris: “Emotionally constipated hockey demigod secretly acts like sleepy rescue cat with boyfriend” is compelling content

Lisa: The sports media would explode

Jane: Shut up shut up shut up. 

Jane: And stop looking at it.

Jane: I hate you all. 

Cassie: No you don't;) 

Eva: Is very cute. I agree with Rozanov

Selena: Yeah, this is really nothing to be embarrassed about, Shane:)

Selena: It´s just a cute photo 

Jane: Can we please talk about something else?

Jane: Like literally anything else, please?

Cassie: Alright, we will stop teasing you, for now 

Cassie: Before you actually get an aneurysm or something 

Jane: Thank you, Cassie.

Jane: You are a good friend. 

Jane: Unlike some other people, who shall remain nameless. 

Ilya: : (

Lisa: : (

Harris: : (

Eva: : (

Ottawa WAGs 2 (Ilyectric Boogaloo): The delux better one

Jane: Here it is at last: my revenge!

(Jane sent a photo: Ilya asleep face-down across the bed, one leg hanging off the mattress, curls sticking out wildly in every direction. There is a stuffed shark tucked beneath his arm and drool very visibly soaking into the pillow.)

Jane: You are not the only one who can take embarrassing photos to share with our friends.

 Jane: Take that, Ilya>:)

Cassie: OH MY GOD???

Lisa: Oh, ok

Selena: Omg, he stuffed shark

Eva: He sleeps like he was shot by tranquilizer dart

Harris: Not the visible drool omg

Caitlin: This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me personally

Lily: Shane

Lily: My beloved

Lily: My soulmate

Lily: How could you betray me in this way:(

Jane: Justice.

Lily: Is not justice 

Lily: Delete immediately or I cry 

Jane: A picture for a picture, it´s only fair.

Lily: Is not fair. Picture of you is beautiful and adorable 

Lily: I look like roadkill 

Caitlin: He kind of does hahah

Jane: What? No, you look so sweet in this picture. 

Jane: Like one of those cute and cuddly puppies with curly hair <3

Jane: Like the ones you showed me the other day? 

Jane: What were they called? 

Jane: Something really stupid, like a laboodle or something. 

Lily: A labradoodle with drool problem apparently

Jane: It´s cute!

Lily: You mean this?

Jane: Yeah, of course I do, Ilya. You are the most beautiful and sweet person in the world. I´m sorry if I overstepped some boundary here, or if I actually made you feel bad. I was only trying to tease you. 

Cassie: HELP

Lisa: No because why is Shane defending him so sincerely right now

Harris: “What? No, your humiliating sleeping photo i sent to get revenge on you is actually adorable🥺”

Selena: They are genuinely incapable of being normal about each other

Eva: Is actually disgusting how in love they are

Lily: Aha!

Lily: You admit I am adorable<3

Jane: I regret everything I said.

Jane: I take it all back.

Lily: Too late

Lily: My beautiful Jane called me cute and sweet and cuddly in front of everyone

Lily: I will treasure this forever

Jane: You are insufferable. 

Lily: But I am your insufferable <3

Jane: That doesn't make any sense.

Lily: ;)

Caitlin: The stuffed shark is still killing me honestly

Caitlin: Why does he have that??

Lily: Is Vladimir

Lily: Emotional support shark

Lily: For when my cruel Shane refuses to cuddle with me 

Harris: Of course its name is Vladimir

Cassie: Wait, Shane, did YOU buy him the shark?

Jane: Maybe.

Lisa: OH MY GOD YOU DID

Jane: In my defense, he saw it in IKEA a few months ago, and picked it up and stared at it for a a whole minute, and then said that it had the body of a shark but the soul of a dog, and that it reminded him of a dog he knew in childhood, whos name was Vladimir.

Jane: So I couldn't not buy it for him, you know? 

Lily: He bought me shark because he loves me very much<3

Selena: This is actually the softest thing I've ever heard

Eva: Tiny terrifying hockey player buys giant terrifying hockey player emotional support shark

Harris: Nature is beautiful

Jane: Why does he get to be “giant”? We are basically the same height!

Caitlin: Shane, I really need you to understand that this picture has only made us all love him more

Jane: That was not the intended outcome.

Lily: Victory for me once again;)

Jane: This isn't a competition.

Lily: Yet somehow I am still winning 

Jane: Your hair literally looks electrocuted when you wake up. 

Lily: Yet you still kiss me on forehead every morning. Curious.

Jane: I walked into that one myself.

Jane: It is very cute. 

Lily: <3<3<3<3

Harris: You both are so soft for each other, it's so adorable <3 

The Centaure Family:

Cassie: It's finally time everyone!!! Zane and I hereby invite you all to a BBQ this friday!!

Cassie: Please let us know of any food preferences, allergies etc. as soon as possible. There will be burgers, there will be steaks, there will be alcohol and apple cider. It's gonna be awesome:)

Erik: Hell yeah! It´s been way too long since the last BBQ! We´ll bring some beer:) 

Eva: Yes, good German beer. Not Canadian crap 

Wyatt: This will be amazing!! Thanks for hosting:)

Caitlin: Will you be joining us, @jane and @Lily?

Caitlin: I am literally dying, I'm so excited to meet you, Shane!

Evan: Can confirm this. She won't stop talking about it 

Evan: I'm also looking forward to meeting you. I haven't really gotten the chance to thank you for helping us with the house 

Caitlin: You mean helping me with the house 

Evan: Yeah, sorry about that. I really have no excuse if the busiest man on earth, Shane Hollander, was able to find the time, do I?

Caitlin: No, you really really don't <3

Baby Luca: I cant believe we are about to have Shane Hollander at the BBQ!!

Baby Luca: He is literally the best player of this century!!

Baby Luca: And I´m about to eat burgers with him!

Wyatt: No fan-boying in front of the superstar, Haas. We don't want to make him uncomfortable, do we?

Baby Luca: I'm not a fan-boy>:(

(Baby Luca changed his name to Luca)

Wyatt: Whatever you say, Baby Luca 

(Wyatt changed Luca's name to Baby Luca)

Wyatt: And I'm sure your Hollander and Rozanov wall posters would be heartbroken hearing you say that;)

Baby Luca: This is bullying. I´m telling Lisa

Lisa: Don't give the kid a heart attack, babe 

Wyatt: I´m just playing with you, man. Didn't mean to embarrass you in front of your celebrity crush;) 

Baby Luca: Fuck off, Wyatt 

Wyatt: Language, young man!

Wyatt: Who taught you that word? 

Shane: Hello everyone. Ilya and I would love to come to the barbeque, thank you very much for inviting us. It will be lovely to finally meet you after all this time; I am really looking forward to it.

Shane: Regarding dietary restrictions and preferences, I can bring by own food, as I am on a very strict diet, so you do not need to prepare anything specific for me. 

Shane: Thank you, again. 

Harris: Oh, I just know that I'm going to love working with you, you media trained king 

Wyatt: “Regarding dietary restrictions and preferences”

Wyatt: Buddy, we're eating burgers not negotiating a peace treaty 

Lisa: So formal, Shane;)

Lisa: I thought we had gotten passed that 

Lisa: It´s still cute, though. Don't worry;) 

Wyatt: Stop flirting with my soon to be coworkers, Lisa 

Lisa: Oh, I´m not flirting;)

Cassie: Shane, sweetheart, this is a backyard BBQ not a press conference

Shane: Right. Sorry.

Cassie: NOOO don't apologize omg

Caitlin: Please never change actually. This is delightful.

Evan: Yeah, honestly this is exactly what I imagined Shane Hollander texting like

Shane: I genuinely cannot tell if I am being made fun of right now.

Harris: a bit, but very affectionately <3 

Cassie: You don't need to bring your own food, Shane. Just send me what you can and can't eat, and Zane will make something for you. He absolutely loves cooking for people, and he is going All Out for this one 

Cassie: He has completely taken over the kitchen table with recipes and plans. It's honestly kind of scary. He keeps talking to himself. I haven't gone into the kitchen in three days 

Lisa: I really don't know what to say to that…

Shane: Thank you, Cassie. I will send you the list privately:) 

Cassie: Oh, you really weren't kidding 

Shane: ? 

Cassie: You really do love your spreadsheets 

Shane: They are practical.

Ilya: Nerd 

Shane: I'm not a nerd, Ilya.

Ilya: Yes, you are;) 

Ilya: My big, sexy nerd;) 

Cassie: I'm sorry Shane, but I kind of have to agree with Roz here. This spreadsheet is Extensive 

Shane: It's just a normal spreadsheet.

Shane: But if it's too much trouble I really can just bring my own food. Its really no problem.

Shane: I know my diet is inconvenient.

Cassie: No, no worries. Zane has already printed it out and is doing… something with it 

Cassie: We will have something for you:) 

Shane: Thank you, Cassie. 

Cassie: Of course:)

Ilya<3:

Ilya: Are you nervous moya lodka?

Shane: Your boat?

Ilya: Yes, my handsome beautiful boat <3

Ilya: Are you nervous to meet them?

Shane: I'm fine.

Shane: No, that was a lie, sorry.

Shane: I am freaking out a bit.

Shane: But it's fine.

Ilya: You know they already love you, Shane 

Ilya: You do not need to be nervous 

Shane: This is different. They know me only through texting, or as a serious hockey player. I'm afraid that they won't like me in person. I know I can be really awkward and kind of strange sometimes. Especially around a lot of people. And new people. 

Shane: And especially around a lot of new people. 

Shane: Do you think it´s too late to cancel?

Ilya: We will not cancel, my love. These are your friends. They love you

Ilya: It will be fun to finally meet them 

Shane: Yes. Of course, you're right. 

Shane: I just really want them to like me. 

Ilya: They already do, my love 

Ilya: There is nothing to worry about 

Shane: I hope you're right. 

Ilya: I am 

Shane: Will you be home soon? 

Ilya: Yes, maybe 10 min 

Shane: OK, good.

Shane: We don't want to be late.

Ilya: We will not be late. There is still almost two hours before it starts 

Shane: What should I wear? Is this a formal barbeque, or more of a casual barbeque? 

Ilya: What is a “formal bbq”? 

Shane: I don't know.

Shane: Should I wear a button up? A suit? Or something casual? 

Ilya: Is your choice. What about that blue button up and dark jeans? 

Ilya: Looks very good when you roll up sleeves a bit and I can see your big forarms;) 

Shane: Yeah, ok. I can do that. Thanks.

Ilya: Good

Ilya: Is ok now? 

Shane: Better, I think. 

Ilya: I'm almost home. Will give you a big hug <3 

Ilya: Will squeeze all stress away 

Shane: I love you <3 

“Everything will be alright, sweetheart,” Ilya murmured, gripping Shane’s hand over the seat partition. His thumb stroked slowly over Shane’s knuckles, grounding and warm. “You are good. These are your friends. They love you, and I love you. Just take deep breath.”

He demonstrated with an exaggerated inhale, shoulders lifting dramatically.

Despite himself, Shane huffed out a quiet laugh and copied him.

“There,” Ilya said softly, smiling. “Better?”

“A little.”

“Are you ready?”

Shane took one more steadying breath for good measure, then nodded. “Yeah. I’m ready.”

They stepped out of the car and into the soft evening sunlight that cast the world in gold. Somewhere nearby, someone was mowing their lawn. Birds chattered lazily in the trees. The breeze was warm against Shane’s skin as it ruffled his hair. It was a beautiful day. 

Ilya came around the car and immediately reached for his hand again, intertwining their fingers like it was the most natural thing in the world. Shane held on tightly.

As they approached the Boodram house, the anxiety that had been pooling in Shane’s stomach all day began to deepen and swirl uncomfortably, like storm clouds gathering low in his chest. He tried to focus on the warmth of Ilya’s hand instead. On the familiar pressure of his ring against Shane’s skin. On breathing. Ilya squeezed his hand one last time before ringing the doorbell. Laughter and conversation drifted lazily through the door. Shane swallowed hard and lowered his gaze to the porch beneath his shoes just as the door swung open.

“Rozy!” a bright voice exclaimed. “Oh my god, it’s so good to see you!”

“You too, Cassie,” Ilya said, and Shane could hear the smile in his voice.

“And Shane,” Cassie continued warmly, “it’s so nice to finally meet you, honey.”

Shane looked up hesitantly. Cassie Boodram was tall, dark-haired, and extremely pregnant. One hand rested comfortingly over the curve of her stomach, her thumb tracing soothing circles over the fabric, while the other held the door open. Her smile was warm enough to melt steel.

“You too,” Shane said quietly, offering a small smile of his own.

“Come in, come in!” she urged. “Don’t bother taking your shoes off, everybody’s out in the garden anyway, so you can just walk straight through."

Shane, who had already had half a shoe off, froze. He had always kind of hated wearing shoes inside, and could not for the life of him understand why this baffling custom was so rampant in North America and Canada. Wearing shoes indoors just felt so deeply illogical and wrong on an almost spiritual level, but technically they were crossing directly into the backyard, so perhaps it was acceptable under the circumstances. Probably. He decided not to think about it too hard as he mournfully cammed his foot back into the shoe. 

The sound of chatter and laughter grew louder as they walked through the house. By the time they stepped outside, Shane felt like every nerve ending in his body had come awake at once. The garden was huge. A long table stood near the patio, overflowing with platters of food, bowls of chips, trays of fruit, and enough grilled meat and burgers to feed a small army. Chairs and outdoor sofas had been scattered across the lawn in loose circles occupied by people. Shane stopped short. These weren't just ´people´; these were his future teammates and the women Shane had relied so heavily on for support over the last few months, yet had never actually seen. And suddenly he felt horribly exposed, like someone had flayed off his skin and cracked his ribs open, leaving his soft and tender innards out in the open air for all to see. His breathing caught. Ilya shifted closer immediately, thumb pressing reassuring circles into the back of Shane’s hand, but before he could say anything, someone noticed them.

“Roz! Hollsy!” Evan Dykstra called. “You made it!”

“Welcome, welcome!” Zane shouted from behind the grill, where he was flipping burgers with the concentration of a surgeon.

A short woman in slacks and a button-up immediately jogged toward them with alarming speed. “Shane!” she exclaimed. “Oh my god, awesome to finally meet you!” Then she threw herself directly at him in a hug.

“Um,” Shane replied eloquently.

“Lisa,” Ilya sighed. “Do not crush my fiancée.”

“Oh, he´s sturdy, I’m sure he’ll survive.” She finally released him and looked up at Shane with a grin so brightly that he briefly worried that her face might split in two. “So,” she said cheerfully, “Mr. Shane Hollander. You really are our lovely Jane, huh?”

Shane flushed instantly, heat crawling up his neck. “I, uh… yes. I guess I am.” His smile faltered slightly. “I’m sorry, by the way. I never wanted to lie to any of you.”

“Oh, absolutely none of that,” Lisa said firmly. “You are still you, regardless of your name.”

“Yes,” another woman agreed solemnly. “You will always be tiny healthy real-estate Jane in our hearts.”

Shane blinked down at her. Eva was absolutely tiny. She barely reached his shoulder.

“I am literally twice your size, Eva.”

“Sure you are,” she said smugly.

Ilya snorted.

The introductions blurred together after that. Shane met Wyatt and Selena, Erik and Eva properly, Luca Haas, who looked moments away from fainting from excitement, and Nick Chouinard, who shook Shane’s hand with a shy but genuine smile. It was nice, really nice, to finally put faces to the names on his screen. Sure, it was a lot, but it was nice. No one seemed uncomfortable or vary of him. These people genuinely just seemed excited to see him. It felt almost lightheaded with the realization.

—

“So,” Caitlin announced dramatically half an hour later, pointing her drink at Shane from across the patio furniture, “I still haven’t properly thanked you for helping us buy our house.”

“It really wasn’t -”

“She is going to serenade you,” Evan interrupted tiredly.

“I absolutely am.”

Shane looked alarmed. “Please don’t.”

“I have a beautiful singing voice.”

“You absolutely do not,” Evan said immediately.

“Rude.”

“I’m protecting Shane.”

Caitlin ignored him and pointed at Shane again. “Ok fine, I won't bring out the string quartet this time. But just know that I´m really grateful for the help, I really don´t know what I would have done without you,” She said, the sudden sincerity giving Shane a bit of a whip lash. “I owe you now, and I´m pretty much willing to do anything for you. If you ever need someone to commit arson or hide a body, I’m your girl.”

“Thank you?” Shane said uncertainly.

“She means she likes you,” Selena translated.

“Oh.” Shane relaxed slightly. “Good.”

“I love him,” Caitlin corrected.

“You’ve known him in person for forty minutes,” Evan reminded her.

“And yet.”

Laughter rippled around the group.

Shane couldn't help but smile at how ridiculous they all were. 

—

“There is something I have been absolutely dying to ask you guys”, Harris asked some time later, as they sat down together in a loose circle, each person armed with a plate piled high with Zane´s amazing cooking. 

“Yeah?” Shane said uncertainty. 

“How the hell did you two… happen?” Harris asked eagerly, gesturing between Shane and Ilya. “I mean you have been rivals for ages, how did you even get the chance to talk properly? Didn't you hate each other?” 

Shane shifted uncomfortably in his chair and looked at Ilya. “Well, it's sort of complicated, I guess”, Shane started slowly. 

Wyatt Hays looked up at them like he had just had an epiphany. “Wait, the All Stars game! When you played together, a few years ago. That was it, wasn't it? You guys had such good chemistry on the ice, it was honestly ridiculous. Majestic almost.” He started slowly, but seemed to gain confidence in his words as he went on. “You must have talked then, gotten to know each other properly, right? Wow, this really is a sort of “enemies to lovers” trope thing”. He was grinning now, almost dreamily. 

Lisa laughed lightly and shoved him playfully. “You read too many comic books, by love”. 

He gave her a serious look. “There is no such thing as ´too many comic books´, Lisa”.  She just laughed and kissed his cheek. 

“But seriously, is he correct? Was it that All Stars game? I mean, that must be, right?” Selena asked seriously. 

Shane looked again at Ilya, but he just had that shit-eating grin on his face that told Shane he would be of no help at all, and was probably enjoying this a little too much. “Um no, not quite”. 

“Then when?” Harris cut in. “I mean, it probably would have had to happen after you dated Rose Landry, right?” 

Lisa and Wyatt both looked up at the name. “I still can't believe I'm having a barbeque with someone who has dated Rose Landry”, Lisa said dreamily. Wyatt nodded beside her with the same exact expression. “Please, I am begging you! Tell me everything!” 

The attention really was starting to stress Shane out, but he tried to ignore it. “It was good. She´s great. Really great. We´re still great friends. We just weren´t really… compatible”. 

Ilya nodded sagely: “Yes, because Shane is super gay”. 

Shane smacked him lightly. “No. I'm just regular gay. Please stop saying that”. 

Lisa sighed dramatically, a teasing look in her eyes as she glanced at Ilya. "It's almost a shame, really. You two were such a hot couple”. 

Ilya's arm felt almost possessive as it snaked around Shane, holding him tight. “No, not hot couple. We are much hotter couple. Much more compatible”. He kissed Shane on the cheek for good measure, as if to prove that his words were, in fact, true. Lisa just laughed at him easily as Shane felt the heat crawl up to his cheeks, probably colouring them a deep crimson. 

“You still haven't answered my question”, Harris said, almost sing-songy. “When and how did you two get together?” 

“Oh. Uh, right. Well, like I said, it's a bit complicated,” Shane said sheepishly. “It sort of depends on what you mean by ´getting together´”

“Well, I guess I mean ´when did you become a couple´?” Harris sounded unsure.  

“That happened just after Scott Hunter came out by kissing his boyfriend on national television,” Shane said, and smiled softly at Ilya. “His bravery really changed things for us. Showed us that maybe we could be brave, too, and really give this a chanse. Give us a chance." 

Selena looked a bit confused. “But that was just like two or three years ago. I thought you said you had been together for some time”. 

Shane gave an awkward chuckle and brought a hand to the back of his head. “Like I said, it kind of depends on what you mean by ´getting together´. We only became like a proper couple after the Hunter thing, but we… I mean, we became… involved a lot sooner”. Shane felt like he was about to die from embarrassment. 

“Oh, right. I remember you mentioned that. That it was casual for some years before you officially became a couple. How long before was it?” Lisa asked. 

“Um, well…” Shane started, but nothing else would come out. He grimaced and turned to Ilya for help. 

Ilya kissed his cheek once more and smiled. “Since the summer before our rookie season”. 

“What?!” 

“What about the rivalry? Didn't you hate each other?” 

Shane grimaced again and started toying with Ilya´s fingers. “No, I mean, I get that, but no. I don't think I ever hated him. It was just a narrative the media came up with. A story. We didn't really have anything to do with it. We just sort of went with it because it´s what was expected of us.”

Harris looked like his whole world had just tilted around him. “But… what about…?”

“It was good cover, yes?” Ilya said cheekily. “No one suspect anything because everyone knows Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander hate each other. Is common knowledge”.

“I don't think anyone would have suspected anything, even if you hadn´t been rivals. I mean no one even suspected that you might be queer.” Caitlin said, then thought for a moment, “Well, I guess it wasn't really too surprising that you turned out to be gay, Shane. I mean, you have barely ever even been seen standing near a woman. Well except for Rose Landry. I´m honestly more surprised by Roz here”. 

Harris nodded thoughtfully. “Yeah, kind of. I mean, before you joined the Centaurs, I kind of thought you were just just another asshole playboy with no respect for women, as is so common in the league. The media definitely hasn't painted you in the best light over the years”. 

Erik, who had until now just sat quietly beside Eva and nursed a beer, said “honestly I´m more surprised by the monogamy than the bisexuality when it comes to Roz. I mean, he is known to be a bit of a slut, right? With his reputation I was sure he must be the kind of guy that always has a few side-chicks here and there, if you know what I mean. Uh, no offence.” 

Shane suddenly saw red. He normally wasn't really all that quick to anger, but his anxiety was already bubbling just beneath his skin, so it didn't really take too much for it to boil over. “Ilya is an amazing partner. He is kind and generous, and loyal to a fault. He would never cheat on me, if that´s what you are implying.” His tone was icy. Lehtal. 

Erik blinked. “I didn't mean-”

“You have no right to insult him like this,” Shane continued. “He is your captain and your friend. He has dragged this team from the mud and put his everything on the line for it and for you. You should be ashamed of yourself.” 

Everyone seemed stunned for a moment, openly staring at Shane with something he couldn't make out. He looked at Ilya, who was gazing back with absolute adoration in his eyes. 

Erik shook his head, as if to clear it. “Yeah, no absolutely. I´m sorry, man. That really wasn't cool of me.” 

“Wow, Shane. I didn't know you had that in you”, Selena said weakly. 

“Yeah, that was honestly kind of scary,” Harris laughed. 

The tension dissolved almost instantly afterward, conversation gradually resuming around them. But Shane’s pulse still felt too loud beneath his skin. Too many voices. Too much movement. Too much everything. He tried to stay present, he really did, but eventually it all became unbearable. “I’ll be right back,” he murmured quietly to Ilya before standing up and slipping inside. The sudden quiet of the house wrapped around him like cool water. Shane exhaled shakily and began pacing the kitchen tiles in uneven circles. His thoughts buzzed painfully beneath his skin.

Too loud.

Too many people.

Too exposed.

And he was still wearing his fucking shoes inside.

God.

A moment later, the back door opened softly.

“Shane?”

Ilya. 

Immediately, Shane crossed the room and folded himself into Ilya’s arms.

“Hey,” Ilya murmured gently, wrapping both arms around him. “Are you alright, my love?”

Shane let out a ragged breath against his shoulder. “Yeah,” he whispered after a moment. “Just overwhelmed.”

Ilya hummed softly and rubbed soothing circles against his back.

They stayed like that quietly for a while.

Then the kitchen door opened again.

“Hey, do you kno -” Nick froze mid-sentence. For one terrible irrational second, panic crashed through Shane so violently it made his stomach drop. He jerked away from Ilya automatically like he’d been burned. Nick’s eyes widened. “Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt anything.”

“It’s fine,” Ilya said calmly.

But Shane could already feel himself spiraling. The look on Nick’s face hadn’t even been disgust. Just surprise. Still, old instincts sank their claws in deep. He stared fixedly at the floor, breathing too fast.

Then Ilya’s hand settled gently against the back of his neck. Warm. Steady. Safe.

“Is it time to go home, moye solnyshko?” he asked softly.

Shane nodded against his chest. “I’m sorry,” he whispered. “This was really nice. I just…”

“No apologies,” Ilya murmured immediately. “Please.”

He pressed a kiss into Shane’s hair. “Go wait in car. I will say goodbye.”

—

The car was quiet once Ilya finally climbed into the driver’s seat. For a moment, neither of them spoke. Then Shane blurted, “I’m sorry.”

Ilya immediately reached over and took his hand. “No.”

“I don't know why I reacted like that. I really didn't mean to. I know they are fine with us and everything, it´s just so new and-”

Ilya silenced him with a soft kiss. “Shane,” he said gently, forehead resting against his. “You don't have to apologize. Is very understandable. I know it will take time to get used to new team, but I promise you, they are good. They will never hurt you like the Metros did. They are loyal and good and care so much for each other. They really are the best team.”

Shane swallowed hard.

“I know they’re good people,” he admitted quietly. “I do. It’s just… “.

“Scary,” Ilya said. Shane nodded faintly. “I know it is. But you are so brave, my love. Coming here today was so brave. I hope you can see that. You have been hurt so deeply, but still you go on. That is amazing. You are amazing, Shane.” Ilya’s expression ached with tenderness.

“I love you, Ilya”.

“I love you too”.

They stayed there for a moment, drowning in the warmth of each other, completely at peace. 

 “They really liked you, you know,” Ilya said softly after a moment. 

Shane looked unconvinced. “Sure they do.”

“No, I am serious.” Ilya lifted Shane’s hand and kissed his knuckles gently. “Luca looked at you like small child meeting superhero. Caitlin said she would probably kill for you already. Lisa has adopted you spiritually, I think. Eva called you tiny, which I think means she likes you very much.”

“That woman is terrifying.”

“Yes,” Ilya said proudly. “She once threatened referee with lawn chair.”

Shane barked out a startled laugh. “You’re lying.”

“I am absolutely not.”

Another quiet settled between them, softer this time. Lighter.

Then Shane spoke again, voice smaller. “It felt… nice.”

Ilya looked at him carefully. “What did?”

“Being there.” Shane stared down at their intertwined hands. “Nobody was watching me waiting for me to mess up. Nobody looked angry that I was there. They just…” He swallowed. “They just treated me like I already belonged.”

Emotion flickered across Ilya’s face so quickly Shane almost missed it. Something warm and fierce and heartbreakingly relieved. “Because you do belong,” Ilya said quietly. “With them. With us.”

Shane’s eyes stung unexpectedly. He looked away toward the windshield, toward the quiet suburban street glowing faintly beneath the setting sun.

“For a long time now,” he admitted softly, “I thought hockey had become something I just had to survive. That being on a team meant sacrificing my own happiness and identity”. 

Ilya’s grip on his hand tightened.

“But tonight…” Shane smiled faintly. “Tonight it actually felt like maybe it could be fun again.”

Ilya looked at him like he’d just handed him the entire world. “Oh, moye solnyshko,” he whispered. “You deserve fun. You deserve team that feels like family. You deserve people who see how wonderful you are and love you for it.”

Shane ducked his head, embarrassed by the intensity of his lover´s words, but he was smiling now. Really smiling.

“Then again,” Ilya added thoughtfully, “you may have problem now.”

Shane blinked at him. “What problem?”

Ilya started counting on his fingers. “Maybe team is too good. I think WAGs will try steal you from me. I saw Lisa looking at you like she found stray cat she plans to keep forever.”

Shane snorted softly. “That’s not a problem.”

“It is for me,” Ilya sighed dramatically. “Too many people trying to steal my Shane. He is so amazing and popular. Soon I will have to fight pregnant woman for custody.”

“You would definitely lose.”

“I know,” Ilya admitted mournfully. “Cassie is very powerful.”

Shane laughed again, quieter this time, and leaned back into the seat. The exhaustion of the evening was beginning to settle into his bones. 

Ilya started the car, but before pulling away, he leaned over one more time and pressed a kiss to Shane’s forehead.

“You did good tonight,” he murmured.

Shane closed his eyes briefly and let himself believe it.

Chapter End Notes

Thank you all so much for reading this story of mine! It´s been really fun to write and It´s great to be able to share it with you. Comments and feedback is really appreciated. Like I said, obviously English isn't my first language, so I know this isn't perfect.
I hope the last part is alright. I wasn't sure if I should break the format or not, but in the end I decided to do it for the people who requested it. Hope this is what you were hoping for.

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