sacred sisterhood of the WAG chat

Jackie Pike

Today 9:16 AM
I got your number from Hayden to add you to the Voyageur's WAG chat. "It will be so funny!" I thought. "The NHL's bad boy a WAG!"
I go to add you as a member and GUESS whose contact was already there

Ilya
Jackie I am sorry ok
I can explain
I will explain to everyone
sorry

Montreal WAGs

Today 9:20 AM
Ilya
hello Montreal WAGs I have a confession
but you all have to promise to honor the secrecy of the WAG chat first

Sarah
Lily if this is some homophobic shit about Hollander you can fuck off
We won't tolerate it

Rylie
OMG Lily did you know about shane and roz???? Weren't you together for like 10 years

Anna
I feel bad for both of them :(
The comments online have been horrible

Megan
Omg was he cheating on you with ROZANOV

Lauren
Idc about him being gay but sleeping with the ENEMY?????? Girl you can slander him for that

Rylie
Honestly it kinda makes sense
One time at a team party after they won the cup Shane recited all of Rozanov's stats
It started with his junior scoring record. In Russia. And continued
Like the guy would not shut up about how Roz may lead in goals, he leads in points
It was ridiculous but now kinda sweet

Sarah
LOL I remember that!!! He's such a nerd

Nicole
Chris is really upset about the video
Which I get the "enemy" comments but like c'mon Shane is really nice. Also he's won them like a bazillion trophies

Megan
Honestly it makes sense that he's gay. He never checked any of us out

Lauren
EXECPT LILY. Come on girl give us the goss

Ilya
ok we will come back to shane stories later. I will share too
please promise to keep this among us
I have always honored the sacredness of this chat. I promise
it is not bad. or about shane

Megan
Okay yeah yeah we will keep your secrets

Anna
No TMZ! Promise!

Rylie
o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7

Ilya
Jackie was going to add Ilya to the group chat. as a joke? but haha. joke's on you all
I am already here!
ILYA -> LILY
I thought the nickname was funny joke for shane :) when we were rookies

Anna
WAIT

Megan
ROZANOV IS HERE

Lauren
ROZ HAS BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE TIME????

Sarah
Since you were ROOKIES!!

Megan
WTF

Lauren
Jackie did you know this entire time?????

Jackie
No.
Well, I have known that they were dating for a few years. Shane told Hayden. But I didn't know that LILY was the same PERSON
Roz you could've told me this years ago

Anna
We talk about insider secrets here!

Lauren
Yeah not cool roz. What happened to the "sacredness of the WAG sisterhood"

Ilya
no I would never betray you like that
WAG chat is sacred
what is said here stays here
shane doesn't even know I am in it

Ilya
please do not mention the "since we were rookies" things to your husbands. Shane doesn't want to tell people
thinks it makes us look bad
but since I have been an honorary WAG for so long you all can know

Ilya
anyway. you can remove me now. I am poaching Hollander for Ottawa and will become Cens WAG. WHAG?

Megan
Yall both cant be WAGS

Sarah
Wait was shane ever secretly part of a boston wag chat

Ilya
no. I never get WAG intel for my teams :(
do you think they will let him in the cens WAG chat
I will be added to it. you all can write me a good recommendation. but Hollander.... Bood's wife Cassie is very strict

Rylie
I love Cassie!

Megan
NEITHER of you should be in the WAG chat, wtf
That's where we complain about you

Anna
He has given some great advice over the years

Nicole
When I flew out to Nashville to surprise Aiden for our anniversary you gave a great restaurant recommendation!

Sarah
Rolling over the fact that I have gotten not one, not two, but THREE baby shower gifts from Ilya Rozanov. My sworn enemy!

Jackie
It does get some getting used to

Ilya
I am a nice guy :(

Megan
no

Jackie
sir you get in a fight every other game

Lauren
How many Gordie Howe hat trick compilation videos of you are there?????????

Ilya
all in good fun. I cannot help being the best at everything

Megan
Is this like, super insider trading
Like we talked about injuries and game plans here

Sarah
Wait is this how you get so good chirps?
I complain that Nick won't shut up about his calves
And the next game you told him he has the "skinnest legs in the league"??

you have to admit it was very funny

Megan
NO WONDER those chirp compliations are always the best against the Voys
I thought you just like, studied or something

Ilya
i studied through the power of friendship

Lauren
Alright he can stay