One in a Lillion

By: 409_conflict

The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.

Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?

Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.


@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living

Lily

29 Oct 2019 at 1:41PM

Shane
The package you ordered just arrived at the hotel
Have I told you how much I love you?
Lily
You can tell me again 😙
It is simple
My boyfriend’s luggage is delayed
My boyfriend needs very specific protein powder and chapstick and comfy nap clothes for pre-game routine
I want to see my boyfriend crush San Francisco
Easy math
Shane
I love you so fucking much
And miss you

@quietellen | SHANE HOLLANDER GIRLFRIEND ALERT 🚨 spotted this when he and I caught the same elevator at the St. Regis

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1:52PM • October 29, 2019


@Sunless_Garden | Girl, don’t snoop, let him have some privacy

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1:54PM • October 29, 2019


@Sunless_Garden | Also, girl SNOOP MORE I WANT MORE DETAILS

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1:55PM • October 29, 2019


@fearfulOfTheNight | oh fuck this is ADORABLE I am MELTING

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1:57PM • October 29, 2019


@Justice_not_Revenge | Shane, bby, I have an Amazon prime subscription? Is that enough to win your heart?

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1:59PM • October 29, 2019


@Anotherflorentina | Have we ever heard rumors about a girl in the post-Landry era?

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2:06PM • October 29, 2019


@CelandineB | A girl? She’s a WOMAN 🙄

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2:15PM • October 29, 2019


@n1ntendo | much like Shane, my heart can be won over with chapstick and comfy pyjamas, he has never been more relatable

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2:14PM • October 29, 2019


@egeria | Let the man have a secret gf cmon (also frantically searching every Lily in a 30 mile radius of Montreal)

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2:16PM • October 29, 2019


@laetavenus | I consider this my karmic reward for every time @united has lost my luggage (it’s seven. Seven times)

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2:17PM • October 29, 2019


@melissmallfic | Shane x @ChapStick collab coming when???

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2:19PM • October 29, 2019


@JetTheRooster | Lily, you guys looking for a third? You can keep him in Canada, I’ll keep him in America

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2:20PM • October 29, 2019


@little_bastard_being | ewwwwww, leave him alone, she says, zooming in to analyze this on a pixel-by-pixel level

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2:21PM • October 29, 2019



@ShaneHollander ✔️ | It’s been brought to my attention that someone took a photo of a private conversation on my phone this afternoon. While I receive a lot of public attention, my personal life off the ice is very private. Please let me and my girlfriend continue our lives in peace.

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2:30PM • October 29, 2019


@ShaneHollander ✔️ | But since everyone knows: thank you Lily for my present 💝

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2:30PM • October 29, 2019


@itsjustpoopeh | your honor they’re in LOVE

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2:31PM • October 29, 2019


@wintergirl | yes, absolutely, they deserve pr … no I just can’t do it I’m sorry I want DETAILS

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2:33PM • October 29, 2019


@ritualist | Can we rig up a Lily bat signal? Girl, SPILL

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2:34PM • October 29, 2019


@pipistrelle796 | Shane Hollander locked down, Kleenex shortage spreads across North America as a million women weep

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2:34PM • October 29, 2019


@RoseLandryOfficial ✔️ | You two are so adorable, love Lily for you 💟

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2:35PM • October 29, 2019


@wingardiumleviosar | oh supportive ex ROSE LANDRY in the chat, Shane Hollander the man that you are

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2:36PM • October 29, 2019


@catfoodozymandias | the Lily stamp of approval from Rose mfing Landry what a flex

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2:36PM • October 29, 2019


@endeduphere | If I were Lily I’d screenshot this tweet and put it on my CV

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2:37PM • October 29, 2019


@Enoughglitter | If I were Lily I’d have this tweet tattooed

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2:38PM • October 29, 2019


@Surprisingly_Okay17 | yes, privacy, absolutely, but you do know every time you’re within twelve feet of a woman the internet’s going to go full reddit “catches” boston bomber microanalysis #findLily on her identity from now on, right?

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2:37PM • October 29, 2019


@browneyedleftie | ugh, sorry in advance Lily

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2:39PM • October 29, 2019


@TheSquid | Honestly, he should just hard launch her now. There’s no putting this back in the bottle

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2:40PM • October 29, 2019



@ShanesLily | Well, guess there’s no point in hiding any longer. Hi everyone, I’m Shane’s Lily 👋 #findLily

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3:08PM • October 29, 2019


@HauntedHideaway | Account created six minutes ago … color me suss

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3:10PM • October 29, 2019


@ShanesLily | Shane and I are private people, I’d rather not have my main account being combed over by a million people

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3:11PM • October 29, 2019


@HauntedHideaway | Okay, that actually makes sense

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3:12PM • October 29, 2019



@lilzinmontreal | Y’all made a good point about avoiding a witch hunt. Let’s not do that, yeah? Yes, I am THAT #findLily, and yes, we’re very in love

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3:17PM • October 29, 2019


@falena | okay sure so why doesn’t Shane follow you back?

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3:18PM • October 29, 2019


@lilzinmontreal | Cause his account is SUPER profesh, and this is private?

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3:21PM • October 29, 2019



@MontrealMetrosEN ✔️ | Montreal wins over San Francisco 3-2, @ShaneHollander closes with final goal 4 mins into OT #GoMetros

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6:45PM • October 29, 2019


@industrialglossary | The chapstick made all the difference. It’s aerodynamics baby

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6:46PM • October 29, 2019


@cause_im_insane | The Lily Effect! #findLily

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6:46PM • October 29, 2019


@lilzinmontreal | Congratulations Shaney 😘 Love you too!

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6:47PM • October 29, 2019


@slanders | Shaney?? lol no

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6:49PM • October 29, 2019


@Shesha55 | this victory, brought to you by lurve

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6:49PM • October 29, 2019


@calanthe_the_ninth | If this were the playoffs, Montreal would be building Lily a statue rn

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6:50PM • October 29, 2019


@Distopian | #findLily come take your victory lap!

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6:51PM • October 29, 2019



@lilli_bet | Seeing as so many people have been asking: yes, I am The Lily #findLily

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6:55PM • October 29, 2019


@Mel543 | i am absolutely willing to bet my car that no one asked

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6:56PM • October 29, 2019


@chronologicalimplosion | Three weeks ago this account was thirsting for J.J.

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6:59PM • October 29, 2019



@lilygrace | You’re welcome @ShaneHollander, love you too boo xoxo

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7:01PM • October 29, 2019


@ShaneHollander ✔️ | I have no idea who you are

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7:12PM • October 29, 2019


@MyAmisFics | fuckin LOL

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7:12PM • October 29, 2019


@Serie11 | Someone call the coroner, the audacity has killed her

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7:13PM • October 29, 2019


@krome | the TAGGING oh my lord

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7:14PM • October 29, 2019



@lilllllllllli | Never been more proud of my man Shane 😙 😙 #findLily

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7:15PM • October 29, 2019


@Dinn | Honey. You don’t even live in Montreal

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7:19PM • October 29, 2019


@lilllllllllli | Never heard of long-distance?

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7:20PM • October 29, 2019


@Dinn | Long-distance to TUCSON? Color me doubtful

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7:22PM • October 29, 2019



@MetrosLily24 | Far out, there are so many fakers on here. Yes, I AM #findLily, and here’s your proof:

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7:28PM • October 29, 2019


@writingfor001 | Okay, this is actually seeming legit?

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7:31PM • October 29, 2019


@serotoninfortune | This is the most likely one I’ve seen yet …

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7:32PM • October 29, 2019


@goldcloudy | it’s really not that hard to fake a text history

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7:33PM • October 29, 2019


@HuntersTryst | yeah, it’s much harder to spell, apparently:

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7:34PM • October 29, 2019


@ichverstehenichts | So close! And yet, so creepy af

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7:34PM • October 29, 2019


@too_oldforthiss | @MetrosLily24 girl, seek professional help

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7:35PM • October 29, 2019


@DevilWithABirdDress | Is it bad that I relate so much to the inability to complete the last 1% of the task?

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7:39PM • October 29, 2019



@ily_lily | #findLily Love you too Shaney! Can’t wait for you to come home 🥰

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7:40PM • October 29, 2019


@ily_lily | Use SHANEANDLILY for 24% off my @Younique_Corp stock, link in bio

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7:40PM • October 29, 2019


@emilcha | ohhhhh, I can’t watch this is worse than a horror movie

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7:43PM • October 29, 2019


@smithens | cease and desist coming in 3 2 1 …

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7:44PM • October 29, 2019


@everystar | The full body cringe I just cringed

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7:48PM • October 29, 2019



@lilypili | Shane and his #findLily out on the town 😇

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7:54PM • October 29, 2019


@Luna_Aranala | This is the most “fan asks for selfie” photo I have ever seen

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7:55PM • October 29, 2019


@Nora_Lumley | Is the romantic energy in the room with us?

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7:56PM • October 29, 2019


@DragonCatStar | mmhmm okay sure babe

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7:59PM • October 29, 2019



@lilililililililili24 | me and my honey

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8:02PM • October 29, 2019


@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

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8:04PM • October 29, 2019


@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

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8:04PM • October 29, 2019


@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living

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8:07PM • October 29, 2019


@wistful_whimsy | stop stop I can’t breathe 💀

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8:08PM • October 29, 2019


@wistful_whimsy | #findLily lurkers, please look at this

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8:08PM • October 29, 2019



@lilipudlian | Okay, fine fine, I admit it: yes, I am THAT #findLily

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8:09PM • October 29, 2019


@railmedaddy | Probably should have made a fake account. You know all your IRL friends can see this, right??

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8:10PM • October 29, 2019


@railmedaddy | Like, we know you have a boyfriend

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8:10PM • October 29, 2019


@railmedaddy | @oh_so_blase

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8:10PM • October 29, 2019


@oh_so_blase | WHAT THE FUCK

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8:11PM • October 29, 2019


@metros_guuurl | #findLily Hi everyone! Yes, I am Shane’s Lily, here’s a pic of me with Hayden’s kids last time Shane and I babysat 💗

[ATTACHMENT DELETED]

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8:12PM • October 29, 2019


@readingrae | Huh, those actually do look like the Pike kids

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8:13PM • October 29, 2019


@readingrae | @jackiepike?

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8:13PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Oh FFS

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8:16PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | This is not Shane’s Lily

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8:16PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | This girl was our nanny for a couple of months

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8:16PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Her name is Kim

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8:17PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | And we fired her after she live posted that she took our kids to the park, complete with geotags just to make things extra easy for deranged stalkers

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8:18PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | If we ranked every woman on earth with how likely it is that Shane would date them, she would be dead last

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8:18PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | And Kim @metros_guuurl you’ve got three minutes to get this picture off the internet while I track down our lawyer’s email address

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8:19PM • October 29, 2019


@Oakstone730 | oh my I am salivating with the schadenfreud

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8:19PM • October 29, 2019


@Cralla01 | Please tell me there’s a @jackiepike fanpage I can follow

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8:20PM • October 29, 2019


@Aries657 | This is beyond fucked up

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8:21PM • October 29, 2019



@LilyInOttawa24 | Shane’s Lily is very jealous person. Back off #findLily liars, he is MINE

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8:22PM • October 29, 2019


@delightfulxx | Come on honey, this is such an obvious photoshop

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8:23PM • October 29, 2019


@DazedMillenial | lol sure thing “Lily”

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8:24PM • October 29, 2019



@sparrows_and_upswings | Shane and I went to elementary school together, and reconnected last year. So proud to be Shane’s Lily! #findLily

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8:25PM • October 29, 2019


@passinthrough | Okay, I can kinda see that?

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8:25PM • October 29, 2019


@starfishchick | this is super cute if true

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8:26PM • October 29, 2019


@CinnamonCrinoline | @jackiepike do you know who Lily is? Is this her?

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8:28PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | All I’ll say is LOL NOPE

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8:29PM • October 29, 2019



@shanesbabylily | y’all have no idea about the real Shane Hollander. Let me tell you, that man likes to dominate in bed as well as the ice 😉 😉 #findLily

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8:30PM • October 29, 2019


@Lovecheesepuffs | Press X to doubt

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8:31PM • October 29, 2019


@Lovecheesepuffs | I mean, maybe he does? But I don’t believe you’re Lily for one second

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8:31PM • October 29, 2019


@81lyaRozanov ✔️ | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

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8:32PM • October 29, 2019


@Well_Ok_Then | wtf??

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8:32PM • October 29, 2019


@81lyaRozanov ✔️ | Hollander does not dominate anywhere, I am sure

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8:32PM • October 29, 2019


@Well_Ok_Then | 🙄

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8:33PM • October 29, 2019



Lily

29 Oct 2019 at 8:37PM

Shane
ILYA
Lily
It is funny!!
No one knows truth
"On brand" for me
Shane
I regret introducing you to Mom

@sarah_lily_93 | Yes, I’m Shane’s Lily! AMA you want to know 🧵 #findLily

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8:38PM • October 29, 2019


@mandy_croyance | how did you two meet?

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8:38PM • October 29, 2019


@sarah_lily_93 | In a Pilates class two years ago ♥️

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8:40PM • October 29, 2019


@chickenbiryani | @jackiepike?

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8:45PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Nope

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8:52PM • October 29, 2019


@anelmemi | Have you met his parents?

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8:39PM • October 29, 2019


@sarah_lily_93 | Not yet! We’ve been keeping things on the down low ♥️

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8:42PM • October 29, 2019


@chickenbiryani | @jackiepike?

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8:45PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Incorrect

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8:52PM • October 29, 2019


@Princess_of_Geeks | Is Shane different in person than he is in front of the cameras?

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8:39PM • October 29, 2019


@sarah_lily_93 | He’s sooooo sweet and kind irl ♥️

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8:43PM • October 29, 2019


@genetic_perfection | @jackiepike

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8:46PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | True, but this still isn't Lily

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8:53PM • October 29, 2019


@twoegg | is he a good kisser?

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8:41PM • October 29, 2019


@sarah_lily_93 | The absolute best 100/100 ♥️

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8:44PM • October 29, 2019


@chickenbiryani | um ... @jackiepike?

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8:47PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | How the hell would I know? @RoseLandryOfficial?

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8:54PM • October 29, 2019


@RoseLandryOfficial ✔️ | Oh so you all are CRAZY crazy, got it now

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8:58PM • October 29, 2019


@chickenbiryani | @jackiepike I love you so much

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8:59PM • October 29, 2019



@RoseLandryOfficial ✔️ | #findLily Twitter tonight all like:

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9:07PM • October 29, 2019


@ritatouilles | Rose having the time of her life tonight I bet

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9:07PM • October 29, 2019


@allykittens | Rose on meme generators, what a time to be alive

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9:07PM • October 29, 2019


@binkleyIncognito | Hear me out: what if Rose IS Lily and they just went underground cause of all the press?

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9:08PM • October 29, 2019


@Cottage_333 | oooooh I enjoy this theory

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9:09PM • October 29, 2019


@Merlioske | well now I wanna watch Spartacus don’t I

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9:09PM • October 29, 2019


@amadmid | Yo @RoseLandryOfficial, can we have a hint? Is #findLily even on Twitter at all?

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9:10PM • October 29, 2019



@LilyInOttawa24 | I do not know why no one is believing me?? Was not photoshop. Here is receipt from Amazon delivery today:

[ATTACHMENT DELETED]

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9:11PM • October 29, 2019


@Sky_Siren | once again, obvious photoshop is obvious

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9:12PM • October 29, 2019


@GammilyIsMe | even if it’s not shopped, this doesn’t prove anything

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9:13PM • October 29, 2019


@GammilyIsMe | plenty of psychos on here willing to spend $120 on Amazon just for receipt “proof”

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9:13PM • October 29, 2019


@GammilyIsMe | and btw, most of your home address is on there

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9:13PM • October 29, 2019


@LilyInOttawa24 | ok thank you but I AM LILY

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9:14PM • October 29, 2019



@jackiepike | Please stop tagging me in #findLily posts now, just assume everyone claiming to be Lily is a nutjob. Logging off, having a glass of wine, and pretending the world is not fully deranged.

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9:15PM • October 29, 2019


@OrchidGrrl | love this for you

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9:15PM • October 29, 2019


@stayottermistic | Our unbothered QUEEN

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9:16PM • October 29, 2019


@RoseLandryOfficial ✔️ | Too bad, was just about to ask if you wanted to video call and turn this into a drinking game?

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9:16PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Oh. Well. I could be convinced ☺️

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9:17PM • October 29, 2019


@Kkfj22 | In my next life, bring me back as Jackie and Rose’s other BFF

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9:17PM • October 29, 2019


@LittleCuppaTea | Cool cool, no longer thinking about #findLily at all, and spending all of my time fantasizing about wine night with Rose MFing Landry and Jackie MFing Pike

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9:18PM • October 29, 2019



@LilyInOttawa24 | You are all stupid. I AM LILY

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9:20PM • October 29, 2019


@americanmoths | if I’ve learned anything tonight, it’s how easy it is to fake text threads

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9:22PM • October 29, 2019


@orobin | Girl, quit while you’re ahead

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9:24PM • October 29, 2019


@Shana_Rose | At least read over your fake messages for grammar before you post them 🙄

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9:25PM • October 29, 2019


@Let_Us_Be_Weird | @jackiepike @RoseLandryOfficial y’all still online?

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9:26PM • October 29, 2019



Lily

29 Oct 2019 at 9:29PM

Shane
ILYA
Enough
Lily
But it is fun!
And stupid internet does not believe me anyway
Who squealed? Landry or Lady Pike?
Shane
No more Twitter
But if you’re home, I have my tripod set up?
Lily
Yes yes yes
No more Twitter you are correct moy kotenok
One minute and I will call

@RoseLandryOfficial ✔️ | Okay this has been a riot but I’m outta wine, so it’s time to shut this down and go to bed. Lily is a fake name, you bozos, none of you #findLily fakers has a CLUE. Thanks for the fun @ShaneHollander and @jackiepike

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10:35PM • October 29, 2019


@ShaneHollander ✔️ | 🙄 Yeah, sure, my pleasure

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10:36PM • October 29, 2019


@jackiepike | Come over when you’re next in town and let’s do it again!

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10:36PM • October 29, 2019


@kingskindly | UGH I LOVE YOU TWO

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10:37PM • October 29, 2019


@admiran | Oh y’all done goofed lol

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10:37PM • October 29, 2019


@LemonLime1234 | Iconic behaviour 💅

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10:38PM • October 29, 2019


@juiceboxhero | we’re never finding #findLily, are we?

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10:39PM • October 29, 2019


@iamthececimonster | It was fun while it lasted

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10:40PM • October 29, 2019


@jennisaisquoi | the silence of all those #findLily accounts now is DEAFENING

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10:41PM • October 29, 2019



@merulan | Hey so @81lyaRozanov can we talk about this now?

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3:16PM • August 3, 2021


@81lyaRozanov ✔️ | I would rather be talking about this 🤤

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3:22PM • August 3, 2021


@merulan | OH MY GOD SHUT UP

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3:22PM • August 3, 2021


@ShaneHollander ✔️ | Yes, SHUT UP @81lyaRozanov

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3:24PM • August 3, 2021