Preface

@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/82809061.

Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
M/M, Other
Fandoms:
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
Relationships:
Brad Hammersmith/Sebbin, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Characters:
Sebbin (Heated Rivalry), Brad Hammersmith, Connors (Heated Rivalry), Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Victor St. Simon, Arya St. Simon, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Ryan Carmichael, Ryan Price (Game Changers), Fabian Salah, Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
Additional Tags:
Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, No Smut, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, The Boston Bears Share One Brain Cell, No Beta We Live like Ilya, Soft Hockey Boys, Dumb Hockey Boys, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Post-Canon, Texting Fic, Idiots in Love, Established Relationship, Friendship/Love, POV Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Self-Indulgent, Gossip
Language:
English
Series:
Part 16 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write, Part 10 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
Stats:
Published: 2026-04-09 Words: 1,578 Chapters: 1/1

@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING

by OnTheTake

Summary

On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammer’s long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
POV Cliff Marlow <3

Notes

An entirely self-indulgent fic because I wanted to explore Connors' character voice a bit more, and he needed an opportunity to shine, but my everlasting love for Marlow endures, so it's in Marlow POV. This fic moves the plot nowhere and does exactly nothing, but my brain needed to write it, so here we are. Enjoy!

Required reading: Last Seen 48 Hours Ago

See the end of the work for more notes

@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING

Marly
are you there yet @Connors
Connors
yep waiting for seb
brought my dad's boring rover
this car might be contagious
Viggy
wtf does that mean
Marly
how can a car be contagious
Connors
have you seen what roz drives now
ew
are you going to tell me hollzy's car didn't spread that yuck
Carmy
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
you made good time to toronto
car must not have been that bad
Connors
fine it's not a terrible car
still need my baby soon
snacks are over tho 😒
Carmy
😒
speaking of snacks
πŸ”₯ on screen
Viggy
how did something happen in the one min i took a piss
Marly
why are you touching your phone
wash your hands first
also it's rose landry in an og hollander jersey
Viggy
ofc i washed my hands
what do you take me for
roz is going to bitch about her so much later
Connors
perving on an actress tsk tsk @Carmy
what would gwen say πŸ˜†
Carmy
who do you think called her a babe first
Marly
ooooooh
i already love gwen
when are we meeting her
Viggy
finals party when seb and hammer are back?
Connors
roz will cry if he misses it
Viggy
yeah he'll pine forever
week after then?
@Roz @Hollzy?
Carmy
not going to ask me?
Connors
why would we
Carmy
πŸ˜‘
gwen says she's free on wed after
Marly
yessssssssss
oof hollzy just got himself a hat trick
Carmy
does he know they need to play at least one more game
Connors
refs were fucking blind in la
they should've won already
Viggy
eh look third period's over
it's 3-1 now anyway
no way la is making it another game
@Seb the flight tracker says you landed?
Connors
one more win to the cup
let's gooooo @Roz @Hollzy
*dropped pin*
@Seb
Seb
landed
Connors
i have him
Marly
*dropped pin*
i texted price
he knows you're coming

π“…’π“…’π“…’

Marly
hey pricey
i'm texting about hammer
is he okay
Pricey
hey marly
yeah we have him
he doesn't seem to be doing so good
is seb coming
Marly
yeah that's why i texted
connors is picking seb up from the airport rn
can you send your address
Pricey
oh thank god
*dropped pin*
what is connors doing in toronto
Marly
thanks
seb wasn't doing so well either
connors drove up from detroit for support
did hammer say anything
or ask for seb
Pricey
no nothing
he ate only one waffle
i've never seen him eat only one of anything
Marly
fuck
what is he thinking
Pricey
hey marlow
this is fabian
ryan just told me hammer and seb are a couple
didn't know there was this much gay drama in hockey
Marly
hi fabian
you haven't heard the half of it
Pricey
would've been a fan earlier if i knew lol
Marly
πŸ˜‚
Pricey
did they have a fight or something
Marly
of a sort
seb went out to brunch with his toronto ex
hammer saw a picture on the tabloids
Pricey
and then hammer ran off to where seb's ex is from???
how does that make sense
Marly
i guess we're about to find out
Pricey
how can we help
this is price again
do they need mediation
Marly
i'm sure you make a great mediator pricey
but just keep connors out of the way
let him spy tho
we need to know what's going on
thanks for the help man
Pricey
πŸ‘

π“…’π“…’π“…’

Marly
are you there yet @Connors
TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
Viggy
*picture of marly with his face uncomfortably close to the phone*
he's having so much fomo
Marly
like you're not
*picture of arya and viggy looking at the phone*
Carmy
@Connors update us when you get there
Connors
seb hasn't looked at his phone once
kept reminding himself not to cry the whole ride
Marly
omfg
keep talking to him
Carmy
wow this is like toronto era all over again
Viggy
fuck did he cry
Connors
nah but just one more thing and he will
in elevator now
pricey's building is nice
*selfie in the elevator mirror*
Carmy
looks terrible
Connors
fuck you
i just fixed my hair
Carmy
i was talking about seb
Connors
did pricey grow a few inches
dude is bigger than i remember
Marly
he just looks bigger next to his tiny boyfriend
have you seen hammer yet
Viggy
how does hammer look
Carmy
hey arya
Marly
*viggy looking as arya types on his phone*
Viggy
@Connors?
Connors
pricey has decent design taste
fabian says it wasn't all him
Marly
really?
he was a no furniture kind of guy back in boston
Viggy
that was a long time ago
and was probably because he knew he would get traded
but now that he has fabian
Marly
awwww domestic priceyyyy
Carmy
uh what is happening with seb and hammer? @Connors
Connors
they're just fucking staring at each other
*picture of seb and hammer looking at each other in price's kitchen*
Viggy
ooh i like the tiles
also just shove them into each other
Marly
NOOOO
don't do that
Viggy
arya just lost typing privileges
please tell me you didn't do any shoving
Connors
maybe i did
why does price say marly said to keep me out of the way
i was fucking helping
how am i supposed to give updates now
Carmy
marly said WHAT
Marly
*attached screenshot*
i said to let you spy
Connors
oh thank god
wouldn't have gotten past pricey otherwise
he's letting me look now
Carmy
soooooooo
have they made up yet?
Connors
why is seb talking about a power bank
Marly
a power bank???
Connors
he took one out of his pocket lol
Viggy
why did he take that power bank
it was empty
Connors
yeah looks like he found out on the plane
but they're hugging now
Marly
yayyy
Connors
did they also fight about the power bank
wtf
Carmy
seb did text a lot earlier about hammer forgetting the power bank
idk what was up with that
Viggy
hammer keeps forgetting to charge the power bank
and his phone
Marly
so seb thought hammer was out of battery
before he saw the tabloids
and figured out why hammer peaced out
Connors
ohhhh
hammer just asked seb not to see toronto girl anymore!
wow i didn't think hammer had a begging setting
he said he can move out if seb wants to keep seeing her
Marly
at least he's not trying to be cool
about everyone seb's sleeping with
Carmy
i thought seb said he hadn't fucked anyone else since last year
Marly
hammer doesn't know that
Viggy
do we know the last time hammer saw someone else
Carmy
do we know if he even stopped
Roz
hammer told marly and me he thinks seb is sleeping with others
but he did not say anything about himself
no?
Marly
no he didn't say
good game roz
Carmy
don't you mean good game hollzy πŸ˜‚
roz only got one in the net
were you looking at your husband's ass instead of the puck
Roz
fuck you carmy
but yes my husband is hot ass
Hollzy
shut up ilya
did seb and hammer make up
Connors
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
seb said he's not going back to her
you are who i want hammy i promise
i'm cryyying
Marly
😭
seb is such a romantic
Viggy
did hammer say it back
Connors
omg seb just asked hammer not to see other people
Roz
FUCK YES
did hammer agree
Hollzy
is connors spying on them
Roz
we do not use the pr***cy word here hollander
Hollzy
i want to know too
i'm just asking
Connors
hammer is asking if seb will see other people
Marly
just say yes hammer
Connors
seb said no
HAMMER AGREED FOLKS
Carmy
fucking finally
Viggy
i knew seb didn't need luck
Roz
we all knew viggy
was not secret
Connors
i don't want anybody but you hammy
Marly
seb is making me cry
Viggy
*picture of marly in tears*
Connors
they're eating each other's face now
*picture of seb and hammer kissing*
Carmy
aww okay now i'm crying too
Connors
seb's also crying
can't tell if hammer's crying tho
Hollzy
glad they're back together
Viggy
i think they might have just gotten together
Connors
i'm hungry
pricey didn't even save any waffles for me
they can suck face later
Marly
no don't bother them
Connors
pricey puts sourdough in the fridge lol
Carmy
is it still good
Viggy
connors will eat anything
we should put some sourdough in the fridge and test it
Marly
do you have any sourdough
we can do it now
Connors
did you know pricey's first name is ryan
til
Roz
yes
don't care
Connors
pricey thought hammer's first name was bob
Carmy
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Marly
is it brad
Viggy
maybe
Roz
isn't brad seb's first name
Carmy
his name is brad sebbin?
Hollzy
no
brad hammersmith
you're all idiots
Marly
i was right!
Connors
yeah it's brad apparently
pricey didn't know my first name either
Carmy
not much to know there
Viggy
πŸ˜†
Connors
fuck off
Roz
πŸ˜‚
Connors
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
i suggested going out for dinner
Marly
how is that an oh fuck moment
Connors
and seb called hammer his BOYFRIEND
Marly
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Viggy
fuck yes
Roz
let's fucking go
Carmy
we did it boys!
Hollzy
happy for them
but what did you boys do exactly?
Roz
boooooo shane
Marly
boooo hollzy
i'm adding hammer back

Marly added Hammer to the conversation.

Afterword

End Notes

I was on a high from finishing one of my other fics, and wanted to come back to my loves, Seb and Hammer, but I ended up rereading the series, and isn't this why I wrote it? I love being able to scratch an itch, knowing I'm the one who made it happen haha. Anyway, as I re-read the last fic, I realised the group chat would be so fucking curious that they would totally want to know what's happening as it's happening, and Connors is in a unique position to share live updates, and it just grew from there. <3
See you in a few, I say as I continue writing the next Seb/Hammer episode, and thank you for reading :) lmk what you think as always!

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