Preface
@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/82809061.
- Rating:
- Mature
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories:
- M/M, Other
- Fandoms:
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
- Relationships:
- Brad Hammersmith/Sebbin, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
- Characters:
- Sebbin (Heated Rivalry), Brad Hammersmith, Connors (Heated Rivalry), Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Victor St. Simon, Arya St. Simon, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Ryan Carmichael, Ryan Price (Game Changers), Fabian Salah, Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
- Additional Tags:
- Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, No Smut, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, The Boston Bears Share One Brain Cell, No Beta We Live like Ilya, Soft Hockey Boys, Dumb Hockey Boys, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Post-Canon, Texting Fic, Idiots in Love, Established Relationship, Friendship/Love, POV Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Self-Indulgent, Gossip
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 16 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write, Part 10 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-04-09 Words: 1,578 Chapters: 1/1
@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
Summary
On popular request, Connors liveblogs Seb and Hammerβs long overdue emotional conversation from Toronto.
Or, a group chat texting fic retelling of Last Seen 48 Hours Ago.
POV Cliff Marlow <3
Notes
An entirely self-indulgent fic because I wanted to explore Connors' character voice a bit more, and he needed an opportunity to shine, but my everlasting love for Marlow endures, so it's in Marlow POV. This fic moves the plot nowhere and does exactly nothing, but my brain needed to write it, so here we are. Enjoy!
Required reading: Last Seen 48 Hours Ago
@Connors TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
- Marly
- are you there yet @Connors
- Connors
- yep waiting for seb
- brought my dad's boring rover
- this car might be contagious
- Viggy
- wtf does that mean
- Marly
- how can a car be contagious
- Connors
- have you seen what roz drives now
- ew
- are you going to tell me hollzy's car didn't spread that yuck
- Carmy
- πππ
- you made good time to toronto
- car must not have been that bad
- Connors
- fine it's not a terrible car
- still need my baby soon
- snacks are over tho π’
- Carmy
- π’
- speaking of snacks
- π₯ on screen
- Viggy
- how did something happen in the one min i took a piss
- Marly
- why are you touching your phone
- wash your hands first
- also it's rose landry in an og hollander jersey
- Viggy
- ofc i washed my hands
- what do you take me for
- roz is going to bitch about her so much later
- Connors
- perving on an actress tsk tsk @Carmy
- what would gwen say π
- Carmy
- who do you think called her a babe first
- Marly
- ooooooh
- i already love gwen
- when are we meeting her
- Viggy
- finals party when seb and hammer are back?
- Connors
- roz will cry if he misses it
- Viggy
- yeah he'll pine forever
- week after then?
- @Roz @Hollzy?
- Carmy
- not going to ask me?
- Connors
- why would we
- Carmy
- π
- gwen says she's free on wed after
- Marly
- yessssssssss
- oof hollzy just got himself a hat trick
- Carmy
- does he know they need to play at least one more game
- Connors
- refs were fucking blind in la
- they should've won already
- Viggy
- eh look third period's over
- it's 3-1 now anyway
- no way la is making it another game
- @Seb the flight tracker says you landed?
- Connors
- one more win to the cup
- let's gooooo @Roz @Hollzy
- *dropped pin*
- @Seb
- Seb
- landed
- Connors
- i have him
- Marly
- *dropped pin*
- i texted price
- he knows you're coming
π ’π ’π ’
- Marly
- hey pricey
- i'm texting about hammer
- is he okay
- Pricey
- hey marly
- yeah we have him
- he doesn't seem to be doing so good
- is seb coming
- Marly
- yeah that's why i texted
- connors is picking seb up from the airport rn
- can you send your address
- Pricey
- oh thank god
- *dropped pin*
- what is connors doing in toronto
- Marly
- thanks
- seb wasn't doing so well either
- connors drove up from detroit for support
- did hammer say anything
- or ask for seb
- Pricey
- no nothing
- he ate only one waffle
- i've never seen him eat only one of anything
- Marly
- fuck
- what is he thinking
- Pricey
- hey marlow
- this is fabian
- ryan just told me hammer and seb are a couple
- didn't know there was this much gay drama in hockey
- Marly
- hi fabian
- you haven't heard the half of it
- Pricey
- would've been a fan earlier if i knew lol
- Marly
- π
- Pricey
- did they have a fight or something
- Marly
- of a sort
- seb went out to brunch with his toronto ex
- hammer saw a picture on the tabloids
- Pricey
- and then hammer ran off to where seb's ex is from???
- how does that make sense
- Marly
- i guess we're about to find out
- Pricey
- how can we help
- this is price again
- do they need mediation
- Marly
- i'm sure you make a great mediator pricey
- but just keep connors out of the way
- let him spy tho
- we need to know what's going on
- thanks for the help man
- Pricey
- π
π ’π ’π ’
- Marly
- are you there yet @Connors
- TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
- Viggy
- *picture of marly with his face uncomfortably close to the phone*
- he's having so much fomo
- Marly
- like you're not
- *picture of arya and viggy looking at the phone*
- Carmy
- @Connors update us when you get there
- Connors
- seb hasn't looked at his phone once
- kept reminding himself not to cry the whole ride
- Marly
- omfg
- keep talking to him
- Carmy
- wow this is like toronto era all over again
- Viggy
- fuck did he cry
- Connors
- nah but just one more thing and he will
- in elevator now
- pricey's building is nice
- *selfie in the elevator mirror*
- Carmy
- looks terrible
- Connors
- fuck you
- i just fixed my hair
- Carmy
- i was talking about seb
- Connors
- did pricey grow a few inches
- dude is bigger than i remember
- Marly
- he just looks bigger next to his tiny boyfriend
- have you seen hammer yet
- Viggy
- how does hammer look
- Carmy
- hey arya
- Marly
- *viggy looking as arya types on his phone*
- Viggy
- @Connors?
- Connors
- pricey has decent design taste
- fabian says it wasn't all him
- Marly
- really?
- he was a no furniture kind of guy back in boston
- Viggy
- that was a long time ago
- and was probably because he knew he would get traded
- but now that he has fabian
- Marly
- awwww domestic priceyyyy
- Carmy
- uh what is happening with seb and hammer? @Connors
- Connors
- they're just fucking staring at each other
- *picture of seb and hammer looking at each other in price's kitchen*
- Viggy
- ooh i like the tiles
- also just shove them into each other
- Marly
- NOOOO
- don't do that
- Viggy
- arya just lost typing privileges
- please tell me you didn't do any shoving
- Connors
- maybe i did
- why does price say marly said to keep me out of the way
- i was fucking helping
- how am i supposed to give updates now
- Carmy
- marly said WHAT
- Marly
- *attached screenshot*
- i said to let you spy
- Connors
- oh thank god
- wouldn't have gotten past pricey otherwise
- he's letting me look now
- Carmy
- soooooooo
- have they made up yet?
- Connors
- why is seb talking about a power bank
- Marly
- a power bank???
- Connors
- he took one out of his pocket lol
- Viggy
- why did he take that power bank
- it was empty
- Connors
- yeah looks like he found out on the plane
- but they're hugging now
- Marly
- yayyy
- Connors
- did they also fight about the power bank
- wtf
- Carmy
- seb did text a lot earlier about hammer forgetting the power bank
- idk what was up with that
- Viggy
- hammer keeps forgetting to charge the power bank
- and his phone
- Marly
- so seb thought hammer was out of battery
- before he saw the tabloids
- and figured out why hammer peaced out
- Connors
- ohhhh
- hammer just asked seb not to see toronto girl anymore!
- wow i didn't think hammer had a begging setting
- he said he can move out if seb wants to keep seeing her
- Marly
- at least he's not trying to be cool
- about everyone seb's sleeping with
- Carmy
- i thought seb said he hadn't fucked anyone else since last year
- Marly
- hammer doesn't know that
- Viggy
- do we know the last time hammer saw someone else
- Carmy
- do we know if he even stopped
- Roz
- hammer told marly and me he thinks seb is sleeping with others
- but he did not say anything about himself
- no?
- Marly
- no he didn't say
- good game roz
- Carmy
- don't you mean good game hollzy π
- roz only got one in the net
- were you looking at your husband's ass instead of the puck
- Roz
- fuck you carmy
- but yes my husband is hot ass
- Hollzy
- shut up ilya
- did seb and hammer make up
- Connors
- ahhhhhhhhhhhh
- seb said he's not going back to her
- you are who i want hammy i promise
- i'm cryyying
- Marly
- π
- seb is such a romantic
- Viggy
- did hammer say it back
- Connors
- omg seb just asked hammer not to see other people
- Roz
- FUCK YES
- did hammer agree
- Hollzy
- is connors spying on them
- Roz
- we do not use the pr***cy word here hollander
- Hollzy
- i want to know too
- i'm just asking
- Connors
- hammer is asking if seb will see other people
- Marly
- just say yes hammer
- Connors
- seb said no
- HAMMER AGREED FOLKS
- Carmy
- fucking finally
- Viggy
- i knew seb didn't need luck
- Roz
- we all knew viggy
- was not secret
- Connors
- i don't want anybody but you hammy
- Marly
- seb is making me cry
- Viggy
- *picture of marly in tears*
- Connors
- they're eating each other's face now
- *picture of seb and hammer kissing*
- Carmy
- aww okay now i'm crying too
- Connors
- seb's also crying
- can't tell if hammer's crying tho
- Hollzy
- glad they're back together
- Viggy
- i think they might have just gotten together
- Connors
- i'm hungry
- pricey didn't even save any waffles for me
- they can suck face later
- Marly
- no don't bother them
- Connors
- pricey puts sourdough in the fridge lol
- Carmy
- is it still good
- Viggy
- connors will eat anything
- we should put some sourdough in the fridge and test it
- Marly
- do you have any sourdough
- we can do it now
- Connors
- did you know pricey's first name is ryan
- til
- Roz
- yes
- don't care
- Connors
- pricey thought hammer's first name was bob
- Carmy
- πππ
- Marly
- is it brad
- Viggy
- maybe
- Roz
- isn't brad seb's first name
- Carmy
- his name is brad sebbin?
- Hollzy
- no
- brad hammersmith
- you're all idiots
- Marly
- i was right!
- Connors
- yeah it's brad apparently
- pricey didn't know my first name either
- Carmy
- not much to know there
- Viggy
- π
- Connors
- fuck off
- Roz
- π
- Connors
- oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
- i suggested going out for dinner
- Marly
- how is that an oh fuck moment
- Connors
- and seb called hammer his BOYFRIEND
- Marly
- oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
- Viggy
- fuck yes
- Roz
- let's fucking go
- Carmy
- we did it boys!
- Hollzy
- happy for them
- but what did you boys do exactly?
- Roz
- boooooo shane
- Marly
- boooo hollzy
- i'm adding hammer back
Marly added Hammer to the conversation.
Afterword
End Notes
I was on a high from finishing one of my other fics, and wanted to come back to my loves, Seb and Hammer, but I ended up rereading the series, and isn't this why I wrote it? I love being able to scratch an itch, knowing I'm the one who made it happen haha. Anyway, as I re-read the last fic, I realised the group chat would be so fucking curious that they would totally want to know what's happening as it's happening, and Connors is in a unique position to share live updates, and it just grew from there. <3
See you in a few, I say as I continue writing the next Seb/Hammer episode, and thank you for reading :) lmk what you think as always!
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