Preface

the boston raiders have been eliminated from playoff contention
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/77180546.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
Relationship:
Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Characters:
Cliff Marlow, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Original Characters
Additional Tags:
Social Media, POV Outsider, reddit
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2026-01-06 Words: 3,221 Chapters: 1/1

the boston raiders have been eliminated from playoff contention

by ohtempora

Summary

u/octranspohaterr • 19 hours ago

I do think OP is either crazy or fucking with us, but I checked their post history and they definitely at least live in Ottawa, they post all the time in the UOttawa subreddit. That being said, it’s a little bit suspicious Rozanov hasn’t re-signed with Boston yet. They're running out of time to give him an eighth year. 

Still, if he’s holding out for a ton of money, I don’t know if the Cens will be the ones to pony up. 

Notes

i KNEW spending most of my college years and early 20s lurking and downvoting people on sports subreddits would one day pay off. shout-out to the poor, very confused raiders fans.

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the boston raiders have been eliminated from playoff contention

r/ottawacentaurs

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u/cshells • 1 day ago 

I think Ilya Rozanov is going to sign with the Cens

Ok I know it sounds crazy but hear me out. I’m a server at Play downtown and we sometimes get Cens management or players there for dinner, plus we’ve hosted some events for them in the past. The Cens’ GM and his wife came in yesterday and about halfway through dinner, he got up to take a phone call. Which makes sense, that’s his job, and I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop (it’s pretty noticeable tbh if you’re just standing close to a guest…) but I overheard him a couple times. Notably he said “holy shit” a bunch, but he also said “he really wants to leave Boston?” like, audibly loud, enough that a couple people waiting by the hostess stand also heard. Sounded super surprised, too. 

I know it isn’t a lot to go on but Boston’s only UFAs are Rozano and Victor St-Simon and I don’t think St-Simon is worth interrupting dinner for…

EDIT: I’m not going to give you guys proof of employment at the restaurant. What would I even post? A photo of my order pad and apron?

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u/cens-fan-92 • 23 hours ago

OP, either you’ve got the scoop of the century or you’re insane, and I don’t know which one. 

u/jt1989 • 23 hours ago

Definitely insane. To be fair, being a Cens fans for the last 15 years has driven me insane, so I get where OP is coming from…

u/octranspohaterr • 22 hours ago 

I once saw Nick Chouinard and his gf/wife at Play so that part of the story checks out.

u/jt1989 • 22 hours ago

I saw him at a Canadian Tire once! Super nice guy. 

u/octranspohaterr • 21 hours ago

Yeah, really nice. He signed my hat. We didn’t want to interrupt his dinner but caught him on the way out and he took a photo with me and my girlfriend.

u/tanner-dillon-fan • 21 hours ago 

I bet this is about St-Simon and we’re getting another slow-ass bottom 6 glue guy. Classic Cens getting excited to sign a player of that caliber.

u/miraculousLadybug • 21 hours ago

Sir you are literally a Tanner Dillon fan 

u/tanner-dillon-fan • 20 hours ago

What’s your point? He’s in the top six and he scored 18 goals last season.

u/miraculousLadybug • 20 hours ago

Okay but he shouldn’t be? Have you seen him try to make an accurate pass? 

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u/octranspohaterr • 19 hours ago

I do think OP is either crazy or fucking with us, but I checked their post history and they definitely at least live in Ottawa, they post all the time in the UOttawa subreddit. That being said, it’s a little bit suspicious Rozanov hasn’t re-signed with Boston yet. They're running out of time to give him an eighth year. 

Still, if he’s holding out for a ton of money, I don’t know if the Cens will be the ones to pony up. 

u/cens_talk • 19 hours ago

What’s the last time they paid for a big free agent? Boodram doesn’t count, he was an RFA.

u/octranspohaterr • 18 hours ago

Exactly….honestly, Shane Hollander could offer up a hometown discount and I’m not sure they’d take it. 

u/cens_talk • 18 hours ago

I mean if we’re fantasizing, they might do it for Shane Hollander. Might. 

u/Legal-Lamp837 • 16 hours ago

Isn’t Rozanov a notorious pussyhound? Doubt we have the club scene to entice a guy like him. 

u/CensArrow • 16 hours ago

Does Boston? Seems like he did just fine there. 


 

r/hockey 

hockey: the best game on earth.

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u/HockeyMod • 2 days ago

TOP SUBREDDIT POSTS OF THE WEEK

Hello, r/hockey, and welcome to your weekly look at what’s going on in other team subreddits! A lot of offseason news and trade rumors this week…

As a reminder, posts are sorted by total upvotes. 

1. I’m not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin with Carter Vaughn [r/nyadmirals]

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Carter Vaughn. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window, watching him [...]

2. What’s it going to take to finally win a fucking Cup? [r/sanfranciscofog]

Look. I trust our front office and I trust GMBM. But you’ve got to admit it’s frustrating watching up lose in the Cup final or the WCF for like 4 years in a row. The team needs to take a big swing at a free agent to get over the top. We [...]

3. Roz, Marlow and Carmichael at St-Simon’s wedding! [r/bostonraiders]

Carmichael posted a photo of them in Laval for St-Simon’s wedding last weekend! Looks like a great time!

4. I think Ilya Rozanov is going to sign with the Cens [r/ottawacentaurs]

Ok I know it sounds crazy but hear me out. I’m a server at Play downtown and we sometimes get Cens management or players there for dinner, [...]

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u/LarryBirdsBeak • 2 days ago

Okay, what the hell is in the water up in Ottawa?

u/yeek101 • 2 days ago

Ottawa, I was unfamiliar with your game.

u/11111111 • 2 days ago

Well, weed is about to be legal in Canada. 

u/yeek101 • 2 days ago

It also is legal in Massachusetts? For the last couple years? It was a huge thing. 

u/11111111 • 2 days ago

Im Canadian

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u/goraidersgo • 2 days ago

Is this that post where someone claims they overhead the Cens’ GM at the restaurant? Because I could say I heard the Raiders’ GM at a cannoli place in the North End saying the same thing and get a bunch of karma too. 

u/LarryBirdsBeak • 2 days ago

Right? Probably couldn’t post it here because of the rules against fake trade rumors which is why it ended up in the Cens subreddit. 

u/cartervaughnshockeypants • 2 days ago

There’s just no way lmao 

u/pumpk1n_pie • 2 days ago

….are Admirals fans okay?

u/cartervaughnshockeypants • 2 days ago

Thank you for asking! We have actually never been better <3

 


 

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u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

I’m Cliff Marlow, winger for the Boston Raiders. AMA! 

hey r/hockey, Cliff Marlow here! Ask me anything, but questions about what it’s like being an NHLer, grind mindset, or being a dog dad would be wicked. I’ve spent my whole career with the Raiders and before then I played cawlidge hawkey here in Boston. 

EDIT: Thanks for the questions! I’ll stick around a little longer so keep em comin 

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u/walkman_man • 4 days ago

Hi Cliff! Would you rather fight one Ilya Rozanov-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized Ilya Rozanovs?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

oh man….probably one Roz sized duck

u/abcdefg • 4 days ago

I can’t tell if this is a compliment to Rozanov or an insult?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

Compliment

u/Jimy-Falon • 4 days ago

Hey Cliff, thanks for swinging by! Out of curiosity, how popular is Reddit among MHL players? Obviously Twitter and Instagram are big, but do you know if media/players/etc use the platform?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago 

im not big into social media outside of insta…think a couple guys in the league use it for like gaming stuff. dont know about the media though but we follow the beat reporters on twitter and all the big tsn and sportsnet and ESPN guys obviously.

u/ilovefigs • 4 days ago 

Imagine saying some shit about college football or whatever and there's an MHL player on the other side of the computer. 

u/jt1989 • 4 days ago 

Hi Cliff, super cool you’re doing this. Which player on the Raiders has the weirdest pre-game routine or superstition, and why is it Ilya Rozanov?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

rozy isnt that bad actually….theres been a few in my time tho. when McDow played for us before he went to ny he had this whole order to put on his gear and he had to play a specific song and drink blue gatorade 7 minutes before the game. 

u/jt1989 • 4 days ago

What happened if the arena didn’t have blue Gatorade?

u/bognet • 4 days ago

I think he's mentioned this before. Someone should pull his stats/check his Instagram or Twitter posts and find out if there's any correlation.

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u/LarryBirdsBeak • 4 days ago

Hey Cliff! Fellow Terrier here. What did it feel like scoring the winning goal in overtime to win the Beanpot your junior year? Probably a highlight of my time at BU. Go Terriers! 

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

outside of winning the cup probably one of my favorite hockey memories….totally blacked out scoring. remember Oksanen and I had the breakaway and I knew I could beat the goalie glove side….next thing I remember is the goal horn and celebrating with the boys. go Terriers! 

u/goraidersgo • 4 days ago

What's your favorite and least favorite part of living in Boston?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago 

im a Boston boy through and through so playing here is sick and was my childhood dream…but sometimes the traffic gets to even me especially during the summer tryin to go to a Sox game. best part is 100% the fans and getting to have my family at most of my games. 

u/gloveside • 4 days ago

Why not take the T to Fenway?

u/goraidersgo • 4 days ago

He’d probably get mobbed on the T. 

u/gloveside • 4 days ago

I live in New York and I saw Greg Huff on the subway before a game like three times last year.

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u/banksyyyy • 4 days ago

Hiiii Cliff! What’s your favorite and least favorite places to play?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

honestly im blessed to be able to play in the MHL! outside of playing on home ice i always like playing in nyc whether were playing the admirals or the scouts. the boys and i have a lot of fun exploring restaurants if we have an off day in manhattan. least favorite….probably winnipeg. nothing against the city itself just dont like the cold!! 

u/i-like-it-like-that • 4 days ago

Thanks for doing this Cliff! What’s it like playing with Roz?

u/CliffMarlow • 4 days ago

its unreal…being on the ice with him is somethin else. 

u/11111111 • 4 days ago

Any thoughts on the rumor he’s going to sign with Ottawa?

u/i-like-it-like-that • 4 days ago

Lol he isn’t going to answer that one man 

 


 

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u/CharlieConway • 3 hours ago 

[SPORTSNET] BREAKING: ILYA ROZANOV SIGNS 7 YEAR, $77M CONTRACT WITH OTTAWA CENTAURS 

OTTAWA - Ilya Rozanov is betting on Ottawa.

The free agent centre signed a seven-year, $77 million contract, the team announced Friday, bringing an end to days of speculation that gripped the hockey world. The deal is worth $77 million over seven years, with an average annual value of $11 million against the salary cap. 

Rozanov, who leaves the Raiders after nine seasons, met only with Ottawa, New York and Boston this week as the clubs made their pitches for his services. Rozanov had until 12 AM E.T. to sign an eight-year extension with the Raiders, but after the deadline expired, it seemed all but certain he would sign elsewhere. Twelve hours later, he signed the biggest contract in Ottawa Centaurs history.

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u/charlixcxcxcx • 3 hours ago 

I love a good plot twist wow

u/LarryBirdsBeak • 3 hours ago 

OTTAWA?????

EDIT: No, really. OTTAWA????? 

u/mtlmetrosfan1 • 3 hours ago 

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me 

u/ironbull • 3 hours ago

Someone make it make sense, please.

u/pedroias • 3 hours ago 

Roses are red 

Violets are blue

Fire me into the fucking sun

thanks 

u/allston-girl • 3 hours ago 

At least the Sox are looking good this year. 

u/pedroias • 3 hours ago 

They’d better win the world series if this is what we have to look forward to. The Raiders without Roz??? We’re going from Cup contention to a wildcard team. If Mookie leaves next I’ll kms. 

u/allston-girl • 3 hours ago 

After this? no wayyyy they trade Mookie. Boston would riot. 

u/cens_talk • 3 hours ago 

I’ve never been more glad to be wrong about our owners. Holy shit.  

u/octranspohaterr • 2 hours ago

SAME 

u/arrowguy • 2 hours ago

SAME 

u/khaleesi62 • 2 hours ago

SAME 

u/chouinards • 2 hours ago

like….holy shit lmao 

 


 

r/bostonraiders

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u/greenline • 3 hours ago 

Roz to Ottawa :( 

I can’t believe it. 

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u/rozfan4life • 3 hours ago

I’m not changing my username. The Cup run was one of the best months of my life. I lost my dad three days after we won and I’m forever grateful we got to watch the Raiders win together from his hospital room. Thank you, Roz, from the bottom of my heart. You’ll always have a home, and free drinks, in Boston whether you like it or not. 

u/NotCliffMarlow • 3 hours ago

Huge contract, but we could have matched it. 

u/greenline • 3 hours ago

Wonder if Boston refused to give a NMC or something like that. Wouldn’t put it past our management given how they treated Childers a few years back and now he’s on a great deal down in Philly because they were willing to give him a no trade. I know it's different for a goalie vs a center but that actually is a point in Roz's favor.

u/NotCliffMarlow • 3 hours ago

Childers wasn’t as good as Roz obviously but apparently they were willing to give the eighth year so it has to be something like that given we had juuuuust enough space under the cap to match the AAV. Countdown to an article in the Globe throwing Roz under the bus in 3, 2, 1…

u/greenline • 3 hours ago

Ugh, I hate that you’re right. 

u/eagles_fan18 • 3 hours ago

Can’t have shit in Boston, I guess. 

u/kelleycoyp • 3 hours ago

Guys, I’m sad :( 

u/oneidapotatoes • 3 hours ago

Me too :( 

u/truenorth_strongandfree • 3 hours ago

r/hockey’s going to be so smug about this.

u/eagles_fan18 • 3 hours ago

To be fair, right now they mostly seem really confused 

u/truenorth_strongandfree • 3 hours ago

I mean. Me too? 

u/LarryBirdsBeak • 3 hours ago

hey u/CliffMarlow come get your mans back 

 


 

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u/LarryBirdsBeak • 1 hour ago 

Roz’s goodbye Instagram post 

To all Raiders fans,

The last few days have been crazy and this was the toughest decision of my life. Boston has been home for a long time - it’s part of me now and it always will be. Winning the Cup for you was one of the happiest days of my life and I cant thank you all enough for being there every single step of the way. You supported me when I was drafted, when we struggled to make the playoffs my first season, and then you showed up every single game after.

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u/rozfan4life • 1 hour ago

I’m still sad :( 

u/greenline  • 1 hour ago

Me too. 

 


 

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u/cens_talk • 3 hours ago 

[SPORSNET] BREAKING: ILYA ROZANOV SIGNS 7 YEAR, $77M CONTRACT WITH OTTAWA CENTAURS 

u/ZaneBoods • 3 hours ago 

[TSN] ROZANOV CONTRACT LARGEST IN SENS HISTORY 

u/ZaneBoods • 3 hours ago 

[FRIEDMAN] Rozanov “excited” to get on the ice in Ottawa 

u/ZaneBoods • 2 hours ago 

[SPORTSNET] Inside the $77M Rozanov contract and what comes next. 

u/cens_talk • 2 hours ago 

What moves can Ottawa make next?

 


 

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u/octranspohaterr • 2 hours ago 

VINDICATION FOR U/CSHELLS 

Greatest scoop in Cens history? 

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u/cshells • 2 hours ago 

Haha, thank you! I’m just glad it worked out (and the weirdos in my DMs finally shut up). Wouldn’t say no to seeing Rozanov in person on opening night either….








 

 

 

 

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r/ottawacentaurs

We are a subreddit. The Ottawa Centaurs are a hockey team.

Created November 13, 2008

r/ottawacentaurs rules

  1. Reposts and duplicates will be removed.
  2. One-off posts regarding game events will be re-directed to the game day thread or post-game thread.
  3. Buying and selling tickets on this sub is banned outside of specified threads. 
  4. If you antagonize other teams’ subreddits, you will get banned from there as well as here. Yes, even Montreal. Yes, even Boston. Even if they’re being mean about Roz. And yes, even Toronto. Even if they’re being mean about Troy. 
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u/cshells • 1 day ago 

I think Shane Hollander is going to sign with the Cens

Hi guys! Remember me, your resident Cens-spotter? I don’t work at Play anymore now that I’m in grad school, but I went for a walk by the canal yesterday and ended up walking for 10 minutes behind Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. I didn’t actually hear anything (had my AirPods in) and didn’t want to disturb them (first, they've been through a lot lately and second, they were holding hands and walking their dog! Super cute) but I just had a feeling…

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u/sens-fan-92 • 1 day ago 

From your lips to God’s ears, OP. I, for one, am never doubting you again. 

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